How about a bunch of back woods boogboys? Scp1879 finna have a bad day when cleetus rigs up his front door with 10lbs of explosives bought from a gun store
Excellent thinking! After all, to quote the wiki: "not all Mobile Task Forces are armed soldiers carrying machine guns and explosives." Any name ideas, though? MTF Pi-1-800 "But Wait, There's More"? MTF Eta-9.99 "Special Offer"?
SCP-1879: I'll sell you this time travelling tricycle, in exchange for your firstborn. Expert Salesman: I'll trade you half a stick of gum and some pocket lint. SCP-1879: You drive a hard bargain.
Makes him one of the least dishonest salesman you'll ever encounter. Which is like saying you found the least odd 001 article but hey, still counts now doe sit not?
*A creepy looking salesman enters aggresively through a door* Sir, i come to give a very special offer, i will give you this very very very good looking mechanic and in good conditions thooth brush, in exchange, i just want, like, 12 hours of your time *Victim accepts, salesman proceeds to talk about RAID SHADOW LEGENDS for the next 12 hours*
I am a little conflicted about this guy. On the one hand he killed multiple agents in cold blood to escape the foundation. But on the other side, he knew his boss wanted a real soul and he made the concious decision to not harm the client. also apparently his ''boss'' is holding someone or something hostage and forces him to sell all this stuff.
It's also terrifying to think that his 'boss' is even more powerful than he is. Maybe the reason he's not telling the foundation anything is because he doesn't want them to get hurt. Yes, he killed a squad of them and escaped, but maybe that's _better_ than letting them find his boss.
I'm not sure if it's so much as saving somebody as it was just playing a joke on his boss, to either get in his good graces or to piss him off intentionally. I don't think he really likes earth/humans that much, considering his statements before the phonecall
I liked this one way better at the beginning before it was written that it could just kill anyone it wanted. It was more interesting that it had to convince you to buy its thing to get it to go away. Knowing that it can just summon objects inside your body to kill you ruins the drama.
I disagree. The random element makes things even more interesting imo. SCPs with wildly varying outcomes are always the most fascinating to me, especially since some like 261 and 294 are apparently considered "safe" just because they're in foundation custody while ones like 1879 are considered Keter just because they're uncontained. They all can easily harm or help just as many people, so all the foundation really cares about is which ones are in custody.
@@warbossgegguz679 the safe to keter scale doesn't have to do anything with how dangerous they are, just how hard they are to contain and keep contained.
@@mackandelius Yeah... but the correlation between dangerousness and the containment scale is USUALLY there too. If the scale were really as true to sheer containment complexity/difficulty as the foundation says, then SCPs like 2006 have no reason to be classed as Keter rather than Safe. Likewise, there are several entities like SCP-2571 that are effectively totally uncontained but classed as Euclid or Safe. The potential risk and SCP poses is USUALLY taken into account with classification.
Nah, he just did that because they were stopping him from leaving, which is not under his deal rules It's pretty obvious that he wont kill normal clients with this as he'll keep trying to make the deal with them, so the interest is still there
This guy sounds like a nice addition to a DnD campaign. Regularly shows up out of nowhere to sell the PCs something they need but for a very inconvenient price.
I remember a dnd podcast that involved an evil sorcerer who was kinda just comedic despite being dangerous. He would cause problems and then disappear before anyone caught him and it was usually pretty simple goals he blew out of proportion. At one point the players confront him as he’s grave robbing and when they ask what he’s doing just casually mentions “getting skeleton soldiers” when it brought up that if you want skeletons specifically couldn’t you just make them with milk? Next time they see him he has undead being order to start milking cows in a field so he can make skeletons. He stole a farm to do it.
I thought that deal for a "soul" was going to end a lot worse than it did. For all we know, the saleman's "boss" tricks people into being salesmen through this method.
If his boss wants people's ACTUAL souls, then he's basically (if not literally knowing the kind of crap the foundation has dealt with) the devil's salesman.
@@thebreadbringer He doesn't seem interested enough in recruiting people to sell products for that kind of idea. Definitely some kind of otherworldly evil organization though. Just based on the last audio log, they selling items more as a means to an end than out of a motive for profit. IE: they're more interested in what they're getting from the clients than in whatever they're selling.
Sorry I'm late, got stuck in another dimension two months ago and only just got back. Anyway, I need to report to the brass at facility *[REDACTED]* It was good seeing you again Dr. 👍
How to contain him: Place “No soliciting allowed within 100m” on every door until he’s forced to pop up at one door inside the SCP facility. Then just have Consuela from Family Guy sit in the room answering the door and denying him for eternity.
Or just let him through and then have a massive vault door slide in between the door to block him before you destroy said door. He’ll be stuck in a room with no way out.
_“Approximately 2,000 coins of assorted origin manifested within the pockets...”_ Oh! Surprisingly civil of hi- _“-epidermis, and digestive tracts of all subjects at the scene.”_ Ah. There it is.
Thing is, that shouldn't have been fatal. Surgery can remove the coins under the skin easily enough, and they can just poop out the rest, or else just get more surgery.
@@Shatterverse not even remotely accurate. It said they were in the throat too(part of the digestive tract). It probably never stopped spawning them till they died. Your assumption that it was just a couple coins under the skin is sillly...
I like to think that there are a lot of these salesmen, but they stay concealed, and this guy is just really, really bad at his job and always causes a commotion
I imagine its even worse. He has no idea there are other salesmen in the area, and why he can't ask for the souls of most of the people he targets. (They've already been sold)
@@jackboyeditor200 I'm aware. I was pointing out the fact that the agent interacting with SCP-1879-2 was named Rogers. Since he dies in the last file, they could theoretically be selling a subscription to him, with different bits arriving in the mail every month or something.
Indoor Salesman? A salesman that comes inside your house instead of ringing the doorbell? No thanks! Instant Keter classification! Your sincrely O5 (DATA EXPUNDED)
Yeah, definitely! I can torally see the foundation creating clever ways of baiting him into a trapped house or something, for example. Or even just more sales and, potentially, a log from 12 years later, in which that random lady suddenly comes back into existence
@@guapdoctor4534 Couldn't find any tales related to 1879. You mean the footnote? _(3. The subject was recovered twelve (12) years later from the same location. Subject is physically unchanged and has no recollection of the time during her absence.)_
Imagine this playing out .. SCP 1879 : Hello sir/madame might I take a moment of your .. oh for Pete's sake not you lot again! SCP agents : "internal sighing" Hello SCP 1879 🙄
Not sure how he was able to kill the agents at the end. His powers are very clearly tied to deal making (albeit shady conditionals). The agents committed no action indicating they accepted a gift nor agreed to any deal. The money should never have manifested IMO.
@@thaliacrafts407 I imagine he's unable to take something from a client if they don't agree to it, but he's able to give them stuff without their permission.
They accepted the gift by saying nothing or taking no action to refuse it. Gifts are usually assumed to be accepted unless they are verbally declined. The offer to decline was given with the phrase 'sounds good?' Obviously wouldn't want to use that trick too often though, as agents may figure it out.
Or any EA game: Salesman: "Hi! I've got this Football video game, here. Heck we're just giving them away for the low, low price of $70! Initial payment only, no other prices involved....well, except for the microtransactions to unlock all of the second string players on the teams. And the crowds. There were no crowds in 2020 except during the Super Bowl! Ha ha! Better hurry up! The next game will be released in four months, and you'll miss this one of you don't buy it. Buy it!"
As a born and bred American, I'd just like to say your accent is perfect. If not for your speaking at the end of the video, I would never suspect you weren't from the US. Top tier voice acting.
I'm surprised no one is talking about the PHENOMENAL performance of the salesman that the VA delivers!! Seriously, that was *so good*, really channeling the Robin Williams / Jim Carrey vibe.
Good morning! Vault-Tec calling! I'm here today to tell you that because of your family's service to our country, you have been pre-selected for entrance into the local Vault. Vault 111. I just need your kidneys. That's all!
Please keep making all of these awesome videos. This community would be very upset if you slow down. That being said this SCP is not one of the best but it is a good foundation for future instances to be built upon
ohhh I LOVE the salesman’s voice, the sleazy mid-century hoover representative trope is so appealing, I 100% believe somebody that talks like that is trying to sell me garbage. 10/10 would like to hear more of his sales pitches
Funny thing about the soul trade is the sales man could have taken their actual soul and not just the records, double whammy making them think they’re Scott free, they die and wake up in hell. 😬
I've heard of the Traveling Salesman Problem but this is ridiculous! Also, I'm surprisingly happy that Oblong Douche Boy is back on the patreon roster. Hearing his name always cheers me up.
I figured it was just a vague reference to the Devil a la ‘Faust’ (‘Faustian Pact’, Mephistopheles- that thing). Would make a cool potential tie-in with another SCP, but I’m not aware of any that would match.
And this sorta SCP is exactly why I won't answer to rapid knocking when I know that I'm not expecting anyone. Grew up in too many places where that was used to hurt someone, and this sorta SCP would not like trying to make a deal with me. xD Seriously, this has been a fun video, I am really happy with the work you've been doing - and it's awesome to see another video from you! Keep up the good work, and don't be so hard on yourself.
Love the idea that all it takes is for SCP-1879 to be indefinitely contained is to manifest on an underused door in a deaf household for it. Or one person who really just doesn't care.
I always envisioned the salesman as a young, somewhat thin man with a dark blue suit, weird orange hair puffed up, and a very angular nose. That’s just my headcanon though. He comes off as an exasperated adolescent just trying to meet his quota, while quoting almost directly from his anomalous salesman manual.
Pro tip watch these vids in bed with your eyes clothes with max volume, let your imagination run wild with this mans majestic voice reading the entries
I see the problem here. You can't defeat a salesman with a bunch of military trained professionals. Only another salesman can defeat a salesman.
genius
A pitch for the angels!
How about a bunch of back woods boogboys? Scp1879 finna have a bad day when cleetus rigs up his front door with 10lbs of explosives bought from a gun store
Excellent thinking! After all, to quote the wiki: "not all Mobile Task Forces are armed soldiers carrying machine guns and explosives."
Any name ideas, though? MTF Pi-1-800 "But Wait, There's More"? MTF Eta-9.99 "Special Offer"?
SCP-1879: I'll sell you this time travelling tricycle, in exchange for your firstborn.
Expert Salesman: I'll trade you half a stick of gum and some pocket lint.
SCP-1879: You drive a hard bargain.
Indoor salesman: give me your soul for this nuclear warhead
Client: *o k*
Makes him one of the least dishonest salesman you'll ever encounter. Which is like saying you found the least odd 001 article but hey, still counts now doe sit not?
I'd make that trade.
The catch is that he didn't mention the yield of the warhead. It's only 2 kilotons!
best part is he just took her records
@@Vares65 good enough
i just remembered that he sold time travelling microwaves
remember the song by Lord Bung
okay good im not the only one who thought of that
Did he sell it to a guy calling himself Hououin Kyouma?
"Dont be alarmed that your disarmed,which you are not that it matters because youll bleed out in 30 seconds"
The doctor would like to know your location....
>barges into house
>"buy this and gimmie ur heart"
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves
What an absolute chad
Based
AHAHAHAHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHA HE DID THE EPIC 4CHAN GREENTEXT AHAHAHAHAHAHHA JUST LIKE IN THE EPIC 4CHaN maymas XDDDD KEK KEK KEK
@@banino9295 Meds
refuses to leave*
“I just need a little of your Time”
(Later that day the foundation kitchen was found to be missing Thyme.)
This joke only works verbally. However, it is incredibly funny and I appreciate your effort.
@@nathanielgrey4091 it would be told vocally tho. So it works
All the clocks have disappeared from the walls
"Twelve years of your time!"
>whenever you buy thyme, it ceases to exist when you don't look at it for 12 years
All Thyme Dematerialized
The indoor salesman is still less intrusive than raid shadow legends was...
And with that I‘d like to thank our sponsor
@@fssamiel1156 NOOO XD
*is
*A creepy looking salesman enters aggresively through a door*
Sir, i come to give a very special offer, i will give you this very very very good looking mechanic and in good conditions thooth brush, in exchange, i just want, like, 12 hours of your time
*Victim accepts, salesman proceeds to talk about RAID SHADOW LEGENDS for the next 12 hours*
Or youtube ads.
"All I want is your soul"
>*steals their soul MUSIC*
This is the funniest shh I've heard in a long while!
That legitimately cracked me up
in exchange for a nuke
What a great deal
Too bad the boss didn't find it so funny.
"I know that is not what you meant by soul"
I am a little conflicted about this guy. On the one hand he killed multiple agents in cold blood to escape the foundation. But on the other side, he knew his boss wanted a real soul and he made the concious decision to not harm the client. also apparently his ''boss'' is holding someone or something hostage and forces him to sell all this stuff.
It's also terrifying to think that his 'boss' is even more powerful than he is. Maybe the reason he's not telling the foundation anything is because he doesn't want them to get hurt. Yes, he killed a squad of them and escaped, but maybe that's _better_ than letting them find his boss.
@@bugjams His boss is the Devil. He's a demon whose job is to collect souls, but he can only do it by making deals.
@@Silverwind87 And so my new DND gag villain is born.
I'm not sure if it's so much as saving somebody as it was just playing a joke on his boss, to either get in his good graces or to piss him off intentionally. I don't think he really likes earth/humans that much, considering his statements before the phonecall
@@Silverwind87 that’s a bold claim with no proof dude
I liked this one way better at the beginning before it was written that it could just kill anyone it wanted. It was more interesting that it had to convince you to buy its thing to get it to go away. Knowing that it can just summon objects inside your body to kill you ruins the drama.
You know you'd buy a shotgun from it, Vechs. Best way to beat New Vegas after all. He's not super hostile
I disagree. The random element makes things even more interesting imo. SCPs with wildly varying outcomes are always the most fascinating to me, especially since some like 261 and 294 are apparently considered "safe" just because they're in foundation custody while ones like 1879 are considered Keter just because they're uncontained. They all can easily harm or help just as many people, so all the foundation really cares about is which ones are in custody.
@@warbossgegguz679 the safe to keter scale doesn't have to do anything with how dangerous they are, just how hard they are to contain and keep contained.
@@mackandelius Yeah... but the correlation between dangerousness and the containment scale is USUALLY there too. If the scale were really as true to sheer containment complexity/difficulty as the foundation says, then SCPs like 2006 have no reason to be classed as Keter rather than Safe. Likewise, there are several entities like SCP-2571 that are effectively totally uncontained but classed as Euclid or Safe.
The potential risk and SCP poses is USUALLY taken into account with classification.
Nah, he just did that because they were stopping him from leaving, which is not under his deal rules
It's pretty obvious that he wont kill normal clients with this as he'll keep trying to make the deal with them, so the interest is still there
This guy sounds like a nice addition to a DnD campaign. Regularly shows up out of nowhere to sell the PCs something they need but for a very inconvenient price.
I remember a dnd podcast that involved an evil sorcerer who was kinda just comedic despite being dangerous. He would cause problems and then disappear before anyone caught him and it was usually pretty simple goals he blew out of proportion. At one point the players confront him as he’s grave robbing and when they ask what he’s doing just casually mentions “getting skeleton soldiers” when it brought up that if you want skeletons specifically couldn’t you just make them with milk? Next time they see him he has undead being order to start milking cows in a field so he can make skeletons. He stole a farm to do it.
That already exists in DND. Where do you think warlocks come from?
More like in Call of Cthulhu or some urban Fiction rpg system like City of Mist
@@fist-of-doom487
Well I need to know what podcast this was!
I thought that deal for a "soul" was going to end a lot worse than it did. For all we know, the saleman's "boss" tricks people into being salesmen through this method.
From what I gathered his boss was pissed that he screwed that up.
If his boss wants people's ACTUAL souls, then he's basically (if not literally knowing the kind of crap the foundation has dealt with) the devil's salesman.
I personally think it's an eldritch MLM pyramid scheme.
@@thebreadbringer He doesn't seem interested enough in recruiting people to sell products for that kind of idea. Definitely some kind of otherworldly evil organization though. Just based on the last audio log, they selling items more as a means to an end than out of a motive for profit. IE: they're more interested in what they're getting from the clients than in whatever they're selling.
"Give me your soul."
And it took a couple records.
That legit made me smile and not much does that these days. Thanks to the author for that.
u good my man
"Anomalies" starts playing in the distance
same thought
Thanks,was looking for this
Affordable in this economy
From the mechanical, botanical, satanical and beyond
@@TheKorosachi the spawn that makes you ponder yonder
I cannot think of this SCP without the faint hum of the confinement special about him playing towards the back of my mind.
I started singing as soon as I saw the thumbnail
I feel like this release is hinting at that
Dont get any ideas Dr Bright. The list of things you're not allowed to do is long enough.
Sorry I'm late, got stuck in another dimension two months ago and only just got back. Anyway, I need to report to the brass at facility *[REDACTED]* It was good seeing you again Dr. 👍
DID I MENTION, ITS A DESOLATE DIMENSION
I hope SCP-1879 doesn't get sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
No he got sponsored by Genshin Impact. Hence his unusual success rate,because anime tiddies 😂
The living embodiment of TH-cam sponsorships.
This SCP was sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends
Sponsor Man? Noble?
New Nightmares Unlocked!
@@froggy2597 No! Bad Nordern! Now go and produce another War Thunder Antics episode as recompensation.
At least he sells good stuff
"Offered a red rose, subject got a thermonuclear explosive."
The subject: I was a business man, doing business.
I wonder what would happen if the agents just yeeted a satchel charge through the doorway and then slammed it shut.
@@Shatterverse would certainly clear your sinuses
Actually it was the heart for the rose
thermonuclear
*Business
How to contain him: Place “No soliciting allowed within 100m” on every door until he’s forced to pop up at one door inside the SCP facility. Then just have Consuela from Family Guy sit in the room answering the door and denying him for eternity.
Holy shit that’s actually brilliant 🤣
"Meesa doctor brait no heer."
Or just let him through and then have a massive vault door slide in between the door to block him before you destroy said door. He’ll be stuck in a room with no way out.
Get SCP-096 to answer the door so the salesman shits himself
_“Approximately 2,000 coins of assorted origin manifested within the pockets...”_
Oh! Surprisingly civil of hi-
_“-epidermis, and digestive tracts of all subjects at the scene.”_
Ah. There it is.
Thank you for not using colons like you are writing a shite script! Actual hero material.
I don't understand
Thing is, that shouldn't have been fatal. Surgery can remove the coins under the skin easily enough, and they can just poop out the rest, or else just get more surgery.
@@Shatterverse not even remotely accurate. It said they were in the throat too(part of the digestive tract). It probably never stopped spawning them till they died. Your assumption that it was just a couple coins under the skin is sillly...
@@Shatterverse we cannot assume that the coins were absent from the windpipe
The person who got the bananas got a pretty sweet deal ngl. I would trade all the sweet candy in my house for 200 bananas
Untill the 200 bananas go bad
@@erikburzinski8248 Just gotta eat em quick
I imagine he could have equally ended up demanifesting all the glucose from your cells, though... 😬
So, a man emerges from within your house with 200 bananas and offers them to you for, and I quote, "just gimme some sugar, baby." What do you do?
Donkey Kong thought so too at first... now he’s missing his girlfriend.
I like to think that there are a lot of these salesmen, but they stay concealed, and this guy is just really, really bad at his job and always causes a commotion
If this is what we are catching, what could be slipping by?
@@nathanielgrey4091 Idk maybe like regular salesmen that just sneakily throw in poeple's soul into contracts
I imagine its even worse. He has no idea there are other salesmen in the area, and why he can't ask for the souls of most of the people he targets. (They've already been sold)
damn, this guy sure does seem like a [BIG SHOT]
The effect of the "I want your soul" price statement absolutely killed me 😂
>offers ridiculous objects for a mortal price
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
Based keter
We had to fire this guy from Vault-Tec. Too immoral.
If Vault-Tec fires you based on morals...you are a truly sick individual
Oh yeah, you vault-tec guys are all about morals, aint ya
Oh yea, how's puppet dude huh? 😂
@@romellosmith3488 I imagine Valt-tec fires a lot of workers for having morals
Yooo boss. Vault 81 is hella rad!!
I've heard about being nickel and dimed to death but wow that takes it to a whole new level ...
“BOOO!! GET OFF THE STAGE!!” *flings popcorn*
Do you think he just gets his “payment” from one person and then goes to the next person trying to sell his payment?
Who would he have gotten the nuke from, I wonder?
@@variantmouse3751 the government
"Just give me a nuke and I will give you (redacted)"
Seems like his eldritch boss gets them.
@@variantmouse3751 my homie jared hes into that kinda stuff
he's just trying to trade a whistle for a bull, but the bull guy wants a saddle, and the saddle guy wants a rose, and the rose guy wants a....
Me trying to sleep:
SCP-1879: Will you be interested in a premium subscription to Rogers?
Ah, a fellow Canadian
...The agent?
@@Kasei87 It’s a Canadian Cell provider
@@jackboyeditor200 I'm aware. I was pointing out the fact that the agent interacting with SCP-1879-2 was named Rogers. Since he dies in the last file, they could theoretically be selling a subscription to him, with different bits arriving in the mail every month or something.
@@Kasei87 ture
Indoor Salesman? A salesman that comes inside your house instead of ringing the doorbell? No thanks! Instant Keter classification!
Your sincrely O5 (DATA EXPUNDED)
"That crosses a line. Get me the GOC on the phone, we're teaming up on this one."
So this is what Jerma does when he’s not streaming
finally someone who sees that this is obviously the sus guy
What an absolute PSYCHO!
Sus
@@saneeraus Chat will still find ways to indebt poor old Jeremy
@@snowy9587 he finds his own ways to indebt himself
This is a great scp, I just wish people would elaborate this one further
Yeah, definitely! I can torally see the foundation creating clever ways of baiting him into a trapped house or something, for example. Or even just more sales and, potentially, a log from 12 years later, in which that random lady suddenly comes back into existence
Why don't you? Would be fun
@@pedroff_1 there is a follow up on the lady remanifesting, check out some other videos on this scp or read the article it’s a great one
@@guapdoctor4534 Couldn't find any tales related to 1879. You mean the footnote?
_(3. The subject was recovered twelve (12) years later from the same location. Subject is physically unchanged and has no recollection of the time during her absence.)_
@@120sygte English is not my first language, I don’t think it would be a good ideia lol
The horrifying part about this one is that anyone can be a victim, it's totally random.
Well, anybody in Washington state.
I like that it’s only in the state of Washington
Oh yeah, I missed this part somehow...
I sort of imagine the Foundation pesters this guy the same way he pesters his victims to the point it becomes karmic
Imagine this playing out ..
SCP 1879 : Hello sir/madame might I take a moment of your .. oh for Pete's sake not you lot again!
SCP agents : "internal sighing" Hello SCP 1879 🙄
@@vladimir-savage72 At some point he just accidentally shows up IN a Foundation Site.
@@lordverdauga6604
1879: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen of th- OH FOR GOODNESS’S SAKE!
Site 72 research division: Hello there.
Not sure how he was able to kill the agents at the end. His powers are very clearly tied to deal making (albeit shady conditionals). The agents committed no action indicating they accepted a gift nor agreed to any deal. The money should never have manifested IMO.
It was a gift, free of charge. The Eldritch version of a perfume sampler in your magazine
@@thaliacrafts407 I imagine he's unable to take something from a client if they don't agree to it, but he's able to give them stuff without their permission.
It's called selling at a loss. He didn't take anything in return, but it cost him the sale and 2000 coins in exchange for his own freedom.
Tied but not limited to. He can't collect anything without a deal but apparently only his boss is stopping him from doing what he pleases.
They accepted the gift by saying nothing or taking no action to refuse it. Gifts are usually assumed to be accepted unless they are verbally declined. The offer to decline was given with the phrase 'sounds good?' Obviously wouldn't want to use that trick too often though, as agents may figure it out.
don't be so hard on the salesman, he's just trying to become a [[BIG SHOT!!]]
i was scrolling this comment section looking for a spamton reference 😂
"I'll sell you this lovely [REDACTED] for the low low price of 500 [Kromer]"
HE IS LITERALLY SPAMTON.
i laugh every time at the "i want your soul"
also, let me tell you about this fuckin' puppy. absolute gold
I can hear the "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS" in his voice
Or any EA game:
Salesman: "Hi! I've got this Football video game, here. Heck we're just giving them away for the low, low price of $70! Initial payment only, no other prices involved....well, except for the microtransactions to unlock all of the second string players on the teams. And the crowds. There were no crowds in 2020 except during the Super Bowl! Ha ha! Better hurry up! The next game will be released in four months, and you'll miss this one of you don't buy it. Buy it!"
Indoor salesman: I have a nuke, all I want is-
Posadist: Say no more, take anything you wish ☢️
👽☢🐬☭
@@greenbrickbox3392 bongos binted?
The most dangerous individuals are *always* the salesman!
As a born and bred American, I'd just like to say your accent is perfect. If not for your speaking at the end of the video, I would never suspect you weren't from the US. Top tier voice acting.
Something about his face tells me he does a little trolling for a living.
He looks like he's about to tell me Vault-Tec is calling
I love how intelligent he is lol “You know I’m not talking, I know you’re not buying, let’s just move on.” All business no bullshit 😂😂 I like him
"Playing log now..."
*ADVERTISEMENT STARTS*
Seems appropriate...
Oh so this is the one lord bung made an animation about.
Thanks for helping me find out which one it was.
This makes me think Confinement's new episode (Titled 'The Salesman') will be dropping soon.
We all know it Will be another 10 years before ep 8 comes out
oh my god
@@jevilstail yeah, this aged like milk
Ah, the indoor salesman. A classic. Thank you so much for this reading, doctor Millar!
I'm surprised no one is talking about the PHENOMENAL performance of the salesman that the VA delivers!! Seriously, that was *so good*, really channeling the Robin Williams / Jim Carrey vibe.
That artwork just reminds me of the smiling man from the extradimensional hopper vid.
Many of the writers take "inspiration" (they steal each other's ideas) but it's not like the idea of a disturbing manifestation is new
He sounds like a cool NPC for an SCP game. His doors show up throughout the level where you can buy powerful items for a terrible price.
Imagine if Spamton got in contact with this guy.
FOUND A SPAMTON COMMENT LES GOOO
Good morning! Vault-Tec calling! I'm here today to tell you that because of your family's service to our country, you have been pre-selected for entrance into the local Vault. Vault 111. I just need your kidneys. That's all!
I love how you made an actual funny and original comment and it immediately gets stolen by others.
@@privatestuff9509 I don't care for likes, just here to make people laugh, unlike others.
Looks like Indrid Cold's still around and doing his cryptic shenanigans.
This is such a niche reference
I’m genuinely happy I get this reference
@@stuglife5514 you're not alone man.
It seems that he stopped making phone calls though.
@@sd501st5 well, he had to catch up with the times.
He's making phone calls now, trying to sell extended car warranties...
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Please keep making all of these awesome videos. This community would be very upset if you slow down. That being said this SCP is not one of the best but it is a good foundation for future instances to be built upon
that "I want your soul" sounded so threatening until you hear that he just stole 2 music albums
he was actually supposed to extract the soul.
SO I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOUR WONDERFUL ABODE IS BLAND WITH A CAPITAL B
ohhh I LOVE the salesman’s voice, the sleazy mid-century hoover representative trope is so appealing, I 100% believe somebody that talks like that is trying to sell me garbage. 10/10 would like to hear more of his sales pitches
This is what happens when you give a Mormon missionary a marketing degree
Dude, he'll literally GIVE you money if you play hard enough!
This ones one of my favorite SCPs!
Playing audio recording now: (sketchy ad for weight loss plays)
I almost thought it was the actual video. Well played.
"Good Morning! Vault-Tec Calling." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Gotta make sure you register’d for you safety from total nuclear annihilation!
You are scrolling though for a spamton meme
5:20
“Playing log now…”
Ad: “Get the iPhone 13 Pro 5g now!” Best timing ever lol
NO MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKET!, I JUST NEED THAT DELICIOUS 8 KROMER
Finally one where I am, this is why you don't answer your door in Seattle unless your are expecting someone.
Funny thing about the soul trade is the sales man could have taken their actual soul and not just the records, double whammy making them think they’re Scott free, they die and wake up in hell. 😬
When the seller is sus
Comedy
amogus
When the sussy wussy salesmen is sus
I've heard of the Traveling Salesman Problem but this is ridiculous!
Also, I'm surprisingly happy that Oblong Douche Boy is back on the patreon roster. Hearing his name always cheers me up.
Your zbrush skills are improoving.
I see you.
You can tell an author is rolling a random object generator when their SCP exchanges a nuke for two cds.
So I couldn’t help to notice that your wonderful abode is bland with a capital B
Its the dramatic pause before .... "OblongDougheBoy" for me.
This chaotic salesman has everything I would give my soul for more deals honestly.
Still, more ethical than TH-cam trying to trick you into paying for their subpar totally-not-a-cable-service.
Billy Mays warned us about this guy. We just didn't listen to him, did we?
SCP: Call the Shoe Salesman!
Al Bundy: Let's Rock...
Is it a coincidence or Volgun is going on a streak of uncontainable SCPs?
Or, option three, he's ramping up to something
A demon salesman taking soul albums instead of the real thing, is the most wholesome thing about this story.
Wait, 1879 has a “Boss” that he needs to meet deadlines for? Who might that be?
The devil
I figured it was just a vague reference to the Devil a la ‘Faust’ (‘Faustian Pact’, Mephistopheles- that thing). Would make a cool potential tie-in with another SCP, but I’m not aware of any that would match.
The Crimson King
@@KyleJordanGaming As for the potential tie-in with another SCP, SCP-738 "The Devil's Deal" fits the bill very well.
9:23 throwing some shade god damn
When the impostor is Sus! 😳
God damn it
“Let me tell you about this fucking puppy” broke me
That drawing will haunt my dreams for the next month.
And this sorta SCP is exactly why I won't answer to rapid knocking when I know that I'm not expecting anyone. Grew up in too many places where that was used to hurt someone, and this sorta SCP would not like trying to make a deal with me. xD Seriously, this has been a fun video, I am really happy with the work you've been doing - and it's awesome to see another video from you!
Keep up the good work, and don't be so hard on yourself.
This scp is the definition of “I received, you received” meme
Love the idea that all it takes is for SCP-1879 to be indefinitely contained is to manifest on an underused door in a deaf household for it. Or one person who really just doesn't care.
Remember kids, this is what you turn into when you fall for an MLM pyramid scheme.
I feel like he doesn’t understand his job. “Just your soul!” *steals music*
maybe he doesnt like the people he's working for but he's forced to work for them. so he just messes with them
Getting PTSD from when I had a guy try and sell me a bible.
'Flashbacks'. It was the guy trying to sell you a bible who gave you PTSD ;)
THe fkin "They're going to take my thumbs" vibes from the Boss Call
We do a little selling
I always envisioned the salesman as a young, somewhat thin man with a dark blue suit, weird orange hair puffed up, and a very angular nose.
That’s just my headcanon though. He comes off as an exasperated adolescent just trying to meet his quota, while quoting almost directly from his anomalous salesman manual.
Its like if Jim Carry's the Mask was a salesman
More like if the Mask from the comics were a Salesman.
Pro tip watch these vids in bed with your eyes clothes with max volume, let your imagination run wild with this mans majestic voice reading the entries
transfer kromer
It went from "... Playing log now" straight into a commercial for Purple mattresses. Not what I expected
Ah yes, Spamton
Good, I wasn't the only one thinking that...
I love the voice for him it sounds like a mix of joker and a salesman