SCP-3359 │ The Dry Guy │ Keter │ Transfiguration SCP

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  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3800

    Hello! - ok, I know ... haven't uploaded in a while, I'm not sick, depressed or dead. I'm just taking my time so i don't get burnt out and making sure the audio quality is 10/10 (I've said this before, but i don't want to churn out low quality content, riddled with mistakes etc.), all of you that sent me encouraging messages (you know who you are) ... thank you for your patience. I have about 4 videos recorded now - so I'm in the editing phase for all of them. One of them i guarantee you've never heard in an SCP video ... ever. I am really excited to show you all! See you soon and thanks again! - Volgun

    • @aartsmoo1663
      @aartsmoo1663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Don't worry about it man if you need a break you can tell us

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Breaks are important, don’t feel bad for taking them when you need to

    • @dbzfan-ru6we
      @dbzfan-ru6we 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's worth the wait dude don't worry about it

    • @BrokenShale
      @BrokenShale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hey no worries man, welcome back!

    • @trentwinslow5430
      @trentwinslow5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      glad to have you back take all the time you need in between vids I think i speak for everyone when i say i would much rather have you take a month or two between vids than have you get burnt out and stop altogether

  • @bobbynick5358
    @bobbynick5358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2931

    I always find it funny when there a scp that brags about
    "you'll all gonna suffer, etc etc" and the foundation is like
    " keep on the topic
    we heard it plenty of times from many other scp's before"

    • @TucsonHat
      @TucsonHat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      I was just thinking that..
      "I AM A GOD!"
      "Yes, it says that on your entry form, I'm asking what religion you belong to.. "

    • @bobbynick5358
      @bobbynick5358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@TucsonHat
      Yeah I can picture the foundation can be strict and also have a section
      everyone acts like the foundation in The Cabin in the woods,
      it's a normal routine.
      If I was foundation worker or even a scp,
      I would even be sick or even make fun of scp's who got a god complex,
      or I will rule/destroy the world kinda complex.

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@bobbynick5358 frankly the cabin in the woods was the closest thing we've gotten to an SCP foundation movie.

    • @bobbynick5358
      @bobbynick5358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@KaiserMattTygore927
      Yeah but I can picture if the scp does have a show series
      you might get like two types of shows out of it.
      a Black mirror/Twilight zone anthologies style.
      then the other would be like Stranger things/Supernatural/X-Files style.

    • @bobbynick5358
      @bobbynick5358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Droxy 56
      Yeah Poke the bear and see if it pokes back
      and it does... poke it in a different way unit
      they fully understand it
      or it's fully unsafe to poke it again.

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    3359-1B: I feel the pain of dying every month and I want my existence to end!
    O5: he’s perfect, let’s keep him like this forever!

    • @JesusIsComing-99
      @JesusIsComing-99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I think the GOC was right in destroying all Anomalies 😂

    • @TheJemShuffle
      @TheJemShuffle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@JesusIsComing-99 You clearly have never read SCP-1609 then. The GOC while they may be right in doing some things, usually only make anomalies worse.

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JesusIsComing-99 depends my dude

    • @supremecalamitas342
      @supremecalamitas342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JesusIsComing-99 Not all anomalies, just some of em.

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@TheJemShuffle It really depends. Personally I dislike the GOC portrayed as destructive idiots, I feel like it removes too much of the nuance.

  • @durpydeer2186
    @durpydeer2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5823

    Me after eating a Popeye’s biscuit without a drink

    • @neiza8704
      @neiza8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Biskit wit no bev

    • @JEMA333
      @JEMA333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes

    • @JEMA333
      @JEMA333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@neiza8704 i used to order that a lot

    • @TrentDan
      @TrentDan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He needs some MILK!

    • @neiza8704
      @neiza8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JEMA333 bro how

  • @DO9000J
    @DO9000J 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    "Rehydration is a privilege and not a necessity" That's not very hydrohomie of you to say.

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hydrocapitalism, never thought I'd see the day

    • @cheesemcbiscuit3713
      @cheesemcbiscuit3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Theyre Nestle

    • @koisj8310
      @koisj8310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Nestle moment

    • @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg
      @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The word you're looking for is waternigga. Stop bowing to Reddit censorship.

    • @brotherkhrayn3525
      @brotherkhrayn3525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello there, fellow Daleytactics viewer

  • @false_guru
    @false_guru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Imagine this being marketed as the “Instant Mummy Maker 9000” back in ancient Egypt by a street peddler or something.

  • @NA-cf7tj
    @NA-cf7tj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2458

    Naughty scp's get put in the water tank

    • @rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm
      @rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      the naughtiest get put in The Jar

    • @macandfries6765
      @macandfries6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm 999

    • @fendy5124
      @fendy5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@macandfries6765 no

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The even naughtier get put in...
      S H A M E C U B E

    • @sousosour1287
      @sousosour1287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@madkirk7431 The even naughtier get the femur breaker

  • @bludival666
    @bludival666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2863

    Nobody knows what its like
    to be the shy guy
    to be the dry guy
    behind blue eyes

  • @l.r.4155
    @l.r.4155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    *NAUGHTY SCP'S GET THEIR HYDRATION PRIVELEGES REVOKED*

    • @QPass-jx1fo
      @QPass-jx1fo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This scp is the embodiment of my skin

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@QPass-jx1fo have u tried to drink someones blood

  • @rainbow_vader
    @rainbow_vader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    096: the shy guy
    106: the old guy
    3359: *the dry guy*

    • @lemonteeth69
      @lemonteeth69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      mmmmmmm *d r y*

    • @danujus77
      @danujus77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Cant wait for the guy guy.

    • @Collins811
      @Collins811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or the most terrifying....the try guy

    • @drikinhqhq
      @drikinhqhq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What about lie guy

    • @mrgamemaster7761
      @mrgamemaster7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and I'm the baaaaad guy

  • @WhenToastersAttack
    @WhenToastersAttack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    “Father, I crave M O I S T U R E”

    • @DidWeMakeIt
      @DidWeMakeIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excellent

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Critikal: On the moist meter I give this a 0/10

  • @dinolover
    @dinolover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1600

    So essentially he's an Egyptian vampire with extra steps.

  • @Kalorag
    @Kalorag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    "moisturise me MOISTURISE ME!"

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean acid is a fluid, would it work?

    • @christophervazquez4127
      @christophervazquez4127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You put the lotion on the skiiiiiiiiin!

    • @Planetyyyy
      @Planetyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Of course there would be Doctor Who fans watching SCP videos.

    • @Sleepy_Apocalypse
      @Sleepy_Apocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *unzips pants*

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sleepy_Apocalypse dude, youre ziper is down, pull it up man, there are kids around.... smh

  • @scootza1
    @scootza1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Whether he dry
    Or he just shy
    One thing is for certain
    *He's not a pleasant guy*

    • @ZeoViolet
      @ZeoViolet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If 3359-b gets replaced, we might end up with a shy dry guy. If he's faking it, he's a sly shy dry guy. If the guy is sly but considerate, he's a sly shy dry guy who doesn't pry. (Should we continue this?)

    • @scootza1
      @scootza1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ZeoViolet I would be interested to know if he was bisexual. Would that mean he is a sly shy dry bi guy who does not pry? Due to his unique circumstances we will have to assume MOST of the time he is telling the truth, a sort of sly shy dry bi guy who doesn't pry and will not always lie

    • @burnedblackfern017
      @burnedblackfern017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And we alllll gonna die

    • @Luna_Spiritus
      @Luna_Spiritus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this thread! 🤣

    • @philipbrooks7640
      @philipbrooks7640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why don't I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?

  • @TheStrikeofGod
    @TheStrikeofGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "There is infinite food"
    Oh cool
    "The food turns you into a mummy"
    Oh...

    • @finalcartoon1044
      @finalcartoon1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my exact thought process.

    • @sajinkahnalt
      @sajinkahnalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Infinite saltines

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You think you could drain the Blood Pool SCP by dumping the Dry Guy into it?

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@masterzoroark6664 Not a bad idea.

    • @murilo7794
      @murilo7794 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@masterzoroark6664he'd only drain 2.5 kiloliters

  • @EvelynKarlin
    @EvelynKarlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "What is my purpose?"
    "You are thirsty."
    "... Oh my God."

  • @IHATEPINKTF
    @IHATEPINKTF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    HE'S BACK, EVERYONE!

    • @SlightlyRaw
      @SlightlyRaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pink scp enjoyer. Golan suprem.

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like blue

    • @crushelnast6657
      @crushelnast6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate red

    • @savromx4230
      @savromx4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ouu, se uita si romanii nostri la scp :))

    • @childishpumpino6751
      @childishpumpino6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eiii pink se uita la SCP

  • @astroturtle6855
    @astroturtle6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    The fact that volgun adds a bit of humor at the end of his videos makes them that much better

    • @jmarch_503
      @jmarch_503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dr Miller always has something at the end

    • @dmdkdkrkfksn4324
      @dmdkdkrkfksn4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was the joke... Dry?

    • @jmarch_503
      @jmarch_503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 lol

    • @justirene2780
      @justirene2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 duuude XD

    • @astroturtle6855
      @astroturtle6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 bruhhhhh

  • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
    @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    10:45 "Here, the unnamed individual presents a _phallic object_ to Osiris"
    About time he got it back lol

  • @animalcrossingcharacter_ex9717
    @animalcrossingcharacter_ex9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Guy: please let me die
    The foundation: This is the ideal man for the job!

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    “I die every thirty days. Do you know what that’s like!?”
    He may not, but I do. Deepest sympathies and condolences go to you.

    • @drjackbright246
      @drjackbright246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Well i know how it feels like.

    • @drjackbright246
      @drjackbright246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I wonder,when the other Brights arrive.

    • @mavenofkindred9670
      @mavenofkindred9670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      SECURITY. Bright is collaborating with itself

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Crystal Wolf RR yes

    • @angelischiel
      @angelischiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I am quite certain there is a -rule- against multiple instances of Doctor Jack Bright being present around each other. Disperse gentlemen, - man -...
      What is a group of Jack Brights called?
      Some sort of Fuckening is nigh or something
      - I'm only here because the last guy enjoyed the taste of lead too much-
      nevermind - forget it - UGH this job! Shoo!

  • @Waffleplateninja
    @Waffleplateninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    SCP-3359: The *SUCC*

  • @tricksterzyro3230
    @tricksterzyro3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    waking up with a dry ass tounge be like:

    • @Hunter_Brandon2
      @Hunter_Brandon2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop smoking before bed.

    • @tricksterzyro3230
      @tricksterzyro3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Hunter_Brandon2 i aint smokin

    • @david_aug_1017
      @david_aug_1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      falling asleep with your mouth open be like

    • @johnsteel6008
      @johnsteel6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have allergies. This is something I have experienced many times before and will experience many more times.

    • @david_aug_1017
      @david_aug_1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnsteel6008 Same. Feels bad man.

  • @onionman5724
    @onionman5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    SCP: I want to die
    Foundation: nah
    SCP: Bro

  • @alwinwinter1645
    @alwinwinter1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how the SCP keeps being interrupted in the middle of his speeches, and I imaginr it always making a disappointed face

    • @Fisher_Films
      @Fisher_Films ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some classic cartoon hijinks right here

    • @Aperson-rs4eh
      @Aperson-rs4eh หลายเดือนก่อน

      scp interviews if the smiling friends producers made them

  • @josephmoffatt4696
    @josephmoffatt4696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "It's application for termination has been denied". This is not a necessary evil. Damn you Foundation. Does your apathy towards human suffering for the "greater good" know no bounds?

    • @leoperez636
      @leoperez636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      The agents mistake was saying to send another agent in. He should have said to put a D class in.

    • @alphashocker7458
      @alphashocker7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Exactly. I’m not sure why they haven’t done that so the agent can finally die. It’s not like doing the same thing to a D-Class wouldn’t achieve a similar result. Maybe it’s just a mistake on the writer’s part.

    • @whatman956
      @whatman956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      As an agent, he has a certain degree of loyalty to the foundation and personal involvement with some personnel, so yeah, it is ideal as far as the benefits of the foundation is concerned.

    • @alphashocker7458
      @alphashocker7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ahhhh. Now this decision makes more sense. Thank you for the insight. Although I’m sure this poor guy ain’t gonna be very loyal after a while.

    • @emarythomp
      @emarythomp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@whatman956 that loyalty won’t last forever when he realizes they denied his app. Might as well put a class D in anyway

  • @MrJedimedic
    @MrJedimedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Where have you been Millar?!? The O5 council have declared you AWOL. You’d better speak to Clef ASAP...

    • @anjanavabiswas8835
      @anjanavabiswas8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's 69. Can't change. So I will represent my appreciation through this form.

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anjanavabiswas8835 You can like now.

    • @ceooftaxfraud8974
      @ceooftaxfraud8974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wat he speak to clef for ?

    • @MrJedimedic
      @MrJedimedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ceooftaxfraud8974 Because *{redacted}* in the *{redacted}* last month.

    • @ceooftaxfraud8974
      @ceooftaxfraud8974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrJedimedic what

  • @ToastyMcMarshmallow
    @ToastyMcMarshmallow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    1A: (rambles dramatically about blood and death, threatens the doctor and everyone else in the facility)
    Doc: (exasperated) Focus, 1A...

  • @persianking44
    @persianking44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    SCP-3359: Whew, I'm thirsty!
    SCP-3359: * grabs a nearby Foundation agent *
    SCP-3359: *This is an extreme thirst!*

    • @Yndd76
      @Yndd76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      cracking open the boys for a cold one

  • @andgodsaiduntoabraham
    @andgodsaiduntoabraham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I always find it funny when the SCP's rant about culling the weak or being some cataclysmic force.
    If only they knew what else was in containment, the other keters and higher, possibly even right next door.

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SCP: I WILL DESTROY EVERYONE! YOU WILL BOW TO MY POWER
      Foundation: like I haven’t heard that one before

    • @CrusherX1000
      @CrusherX1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right. I mean imagine if he had to face the might of Pester Bot!!!

  • @ibs_haver
    @ibs_haver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Broke: shy guy. Woke: Dry guy

    • @stefgrez
      @stefgrez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bespoke: snap guy

    • @evanlight2550
      @evanlight2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Soke: My Guy

    • @genny1814
      @genny1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toke: High guy

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    16:30
    "How many people have you killed?"
    "So many but not enough"
    A shorter answer would've been "yes"

  • @anny9687
    @anny9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "Here, the individual presents a phallic object to Osiris"
    Ah
    Okay then

    • @daygoncornhole2395
      @daygoncornhole2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol 😂😂

    • @TheMaleLilligant
      @TheMaleLilligant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Isn't that a reference to the myth of him being chopped to pieces and scattered by his brother Seth? After retrieving the pieces and putting him together, I believe it's stated he was missing a piece.

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@TheMaleLilligant yep, never fownd his pp.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Kalorag That's ruff

    • @egeoeris
      @egeoeris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Kalorag Isis made him a golden one, you know... for marital reasons...

  • @Bards.98
    @Bards.98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "how many people have you killed?"
    Do you remember how many pieces of bread have you eaten?

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1651

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nathanael Marco Hartanto No problem.

    • @chasingcheetahs5017
      @chasingcheetahs5017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that a JoJo reference?

    • @alstef09
      @alstef09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1236

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      African kids be like:👁👄👁

  • @ppbandit8832
    @ppbandit8832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Still crazy to me how convincing your US accent is like 99% of the time, you're a super talented voice actor!!
    Also that Samir performance was amazing

  • @RedBoi88
    @RedBoi88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Now we need the Try Guy

    • @nonotachance7935
      @nonotachance7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Spy Guy after.

    • @RyanFennec
      @RyanFennec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cry guy soon?

    • @nonotachance7935
      @nonotachance7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@RyanFennec My Guy is up next

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The lie guy
      The high guy
      The guy guy
      The why guy
      The dye guy
      The buy guy
      The eye guy
      The fry guy
      The pie guy
      The cry guy
      The rye guy
      The tie guy
      The sigh guy
      The sly guy
      The fly guy
      The wry guy
      The try guy
      The my guy
      The vie guy

    • @pacpha1839
      @pacpha1839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eye guy

  • @johnathanhodskins5820
    @johnathanhodskins5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Lmfao the foundation just lets that guy suffer over and over instead of throwing some old guy in there so he can feel youth again

    • @NoobNoobNews
      @NoobNoobNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      or a d class.

    • @JesusIsComing-99
      @JesusIsComing-99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NoobNoobNews the old guy and d-class aren’t really the most loyal...

  • @aghitsaplane4262
    @aghitsaplane4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "I die every thirty days! Do you know what that's like!?"
    Dark souls players:Yes

    • @Innes1
      @Innes1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For us it's more like every couple hours if you're playing PVP.

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He said 30 days, not 15 minutes.

    • @efabadoobuby3159
      @efabadoobuby3159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Innes1 more like every 15-30 minutes

    • @doomslayer6906
      @doomslayer6906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      seconds*

    • @thebackround4578
      @thebackround4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@doomslayer6906 Milliseconds*

  • @asvarien
    @asvarien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    FFS why not just use a D-class?! I thought the foundation generally looked after their own, leaving an agent to suffer like that is terrible.

    • @DarkHypernova
      @DarkHypernova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I was thinking the same. The only explanation I can come up is because D-class are generally apathetic towards the Foundation, potentionally making containment more difficult again.

    • @JesusIsComing-99
      @JesusIsComing-99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DarkHypernova Yah.. enough blood for that tomb/room and it’s gonna end up creating SCP-3599-1 another SCP akin to Able (Keter Class)

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Honestly considering he wants to die, I can’t imagine an agent being any more reliable than a prisoner. He has essentially BECOME a prisoner and will likely become less cooperative as he realize the have no intention of releasing him from life. Possibly even more dangerous due to training.

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The foundation: /after losing a small team of men exploring a boat, send 2 more teams one after another in an effort to rescue the missing, progressively losing more and more people. Finally authorize robotic exploration since the humans keep vanishing. They send one tiny robot with a group of humans, all in the effort of saving the previous 3 groups, only to result in (obviously) losing all 4 before they give up./
      Also the foundation: "Save this one agent? Eh, unnecessary."

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baydiac I mean, they will just be killing other agents if they replaced him

  • @NateTheNarrator
    @NateTheNarrator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Me: Wakes up at 3 AM with no water.
    *The Dry Guy*

    • @guerillagorilla4423
      @guerillagorilla4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel this and it's even worse when you have a fever and don’t know which dimension you are in

  • @disguyovaheere8140
    @disguyovaheere8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    im sensing a theme with the keter entries
    the shy guy
    the dry guy
    whats next, the cry guy?
    the buy guy
    the drive guy

    • @tomasmisek5598
      @tomasmisek5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The sly Guy
      The fly guy

    • @Spacetangerine6
      @Spacetangerine6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The high guy
      The pie guy
      The tie guy
      The rie guy

    • @eduardo7677
      @eduardo7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Spacetangerine6 NO, NOT THE PIE GUY! HE'S THE WORST OF ALL!!!

    • @hiroshi3273
      @hiroshi3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bad guy lmao

    • @tomasmisek5598
      @tomasmisek5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Spacetangerine6 the fire guy
      My guy?
      The blue guy

  • @romeodavis1052
    @romeodavis1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    for those of you wondering,
    des•ic•ca•tion
    n.
    The act of making dry, or the state of being dry; the act or process of depriving of moisture; especially, the evaporation of the aqueous portion of a substance, as wood, meat, fruit, milk, etc., by artificial heat, as by a current of heated air.
    n.
    The act of desiccating, or the state of being desiccated.
    n.
    The state or process of being desiccated

    • @julianadams3710
      @julianadams3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *”For those of you who cannot use context clues”

    • @romeodavis1052
      @romeodavis1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@julianadams3710 it was a matter of convenience. I was trying to help others who weren't aware of what the word meant.

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      romeo davis knew what it meant, but on behalf of those who didn't, thank you!

    • @synmer7104
      @synmer7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      n.
      The opposite of being the quenchiest.

    • @EpicMathTime
      @EpicMathTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very helpful to the 6th graders watching. 😂

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    SCP 3359 is the ultimate for against the hydrohomids, for he is the antithesis of quenching thirst.

    • @Klqe689
      @Klqe689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      First Justin reply

    • @qwertyokbomb7959
      @qwertyokbomb7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      door

    • @Nosretep
      @Nosretep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Klqe689 And I'm the first to inform you that no one cares.

    • @Klqe689
      @Klqe689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Nosretep I do, and that''s all that matters

    • @mr.walkie8845
      @mr.walkie8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Nosretep and I am the first to inform you that I care

  • @krackokrag
    @krackokrag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Remember kids, this is what happens when you're not hydrated.

  • @actualturtle2421
    @actualturtle2421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yoooooo the voice acting in this is fucking incredible. Love your stuff, V!

  • @mistahanansi2264
    @mistahanansi2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    After so many years, I've become acclimated to Volgun's Doctor Millar voice, it has that AMSR affect.

  • @5000Seabass
    @5000Seabass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Literally checked your channel this morning to see what you’d been up to.
    Yay

    • @jawsplayz
      @jawsplayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      5000Seabass Me too :D

  • @kakooge
    @kakooge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Welcome back bro, glad you're taking the time to make content you're proud of!

    • @sock7077
      @sock7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hey nice JoJolion pfp

    • @kakooge
      @kakooge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sock7077 Would you say that by referencing my pfp you could be trying to _'pursue'_ me? No but seriously thanks bro.

  • @andrewdieu1288
    @andrewdieu1288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    SCP-3359 “The Dry Guy”
    People with Eczema: You talking to me?

  • @RandomPerson-rt3sz
    @RandomPerson-rt3sz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "I die like every 30 days, do you know what that's like?"
    Me who played Subnautica: *Well Yes But No*

    • @scpdata9053
      @scpdata9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Subnautica Be Like: Never Dry,

    • @Fullchristainname
      @Fullchristainname 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me who plays Minecraft hardcore, badly: I died every 20 mins and lose my save, what’s your point?

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr. Bright: first time?

  • @PaRaNiki_
    @PaRaNiki_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Why didn't they use a d-class instead of an agent in the first place?

    • @locustoffamine2644
      @locustoffamine2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thet didn't know eating the food makes you the scp.

    • @Scantronimus466
      @Scantronimus466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@locustoffamine2644
      They probably had some info to suggest that the food causes the transformation and didn’t want to just create another homicidal, uncooperative 3359-1 by using a D-class.

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Aaron Reeve then use a D-class not convicted of murder, use someone convicted of, kidnapping,rape, or even manslaughter, then we don't have Mr. Mummy A Homicide

    • @sparkles5299
      @sparkles5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yes, but d-class will still be unreliable. it is much easier to trust someone who is already loyal to the foundation.

  • @yamiakechi
    @yamiakechi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This lecture does not go well with Genhsin Impact's login screen music in the background...

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    They need to make Sham-Wows out of this guy.

  • @joshuahmitchell873
    @joshuahmitchell873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    He protcc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    H
    E
    D
    R
    Y
    A
    S
    F
    A
    C
    C

  • @DanielMartinez-fz4bo
    @DanielMartinez-fz4bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    A vampire from Egypt
    Jojo fans: I don't like where this is going

  • @wec2364
    @wec2364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I heard "dry guy" is also Ben shapiro's new nickname.

    • @ShallowVA
      @ShallowVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Wet-Ass [REDACTED]

    • @dylangilbert3355
      @dylangilbert3355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Roasting liberals out of their minds kinda dry

    • @RoleplayHost
      @RoleplayHost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      gotta tell everyone you have never sexually satisfied or even aroused your wife, to own the libs

    • @Dutchman-2002
      @Dutchman-2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RoleplayHost my friend's girlfriend's boyfriend liked your comment, own the cons. Revolution!!!!

    • @RoleplayHost
      @RoleplayHost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Dutchman-2002 ok

  • @Steel_Prophet
    @Steel_Prophet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    When you wake up thirsty af

  • @seangraner297
    @seangraner297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Good to see another video come out. Your incredibly good at delivering these reports.

  • @droseradrosera2592
    @droseradrosera2592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy shit bro I just read through the description and I. I refuse to beleive that so many voices I hear in these videos are done by one man. That AND you make those sickass models dude???? Dude. Fuckin. Keep doing you man hell yeah

  • @CloudBlitzer
    @CloudBlitzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos are like ASMR to me. I listen to a video every night and its gotten to the point where I rewatch videos as I've seen every video on your channel. I may have only discovered your channel in 2020, but I've loved your voice for years. You are great and I love all that you bring to the SCP community

  • @HRPrime
    @HRPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Perfect timing. I just sat down to eat. Now I get some entertainment

  • @haphazardlark1502
    @haphazardlark1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The voice acting for Samir is really good

  • @happymartin6778
    @happymartin6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a dry guy.

  • @LoneWolf-vg3jy
    @LoneWolf-vg3jy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really got to give you mad props for the voice acting, you can really feel the emotion each episode, especially during the interviews. So glad I found your channel!

  • @xiii8690
    @xiii8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "spooky" audio in the backround adds so much! Great job creating another exciting video! 😄

  • @TowerMom
    @TowerMom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That last part gave me Brave Sir Robin vibes. "I soiled my armor i was so scared!" 🤣

  • @LadyViscera
    @LadyViscera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For whatever reason, I really love corpse-based SCPs. They’re just so creepy.

  • @Big_Rosie
    @Big_Rosie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We'd rather wait and have videos you're proud of and we can enjoy! Keep doing it your way dude, it works!

  • @Guardian-of-Light137
    @Guardian-of-Light137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always love SCP's like this. Well thought out. Easy to understand, but leaves you wondering.

  • @fire_rises
    @fire_rises 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The scariest part is that the foundation is allowing one of its loyal employees, ex employee, to suffer because it's easier to contain. Sad

  • @BrokenEyes00
    @BrokenEyes00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Agent McConnell: okay, we need a big golden book and my wife’s ancient jewelry box.... no one open any creepy boxes or put a scorpion themed bracelet on and for the love of god, if you see any scarab beetles… Run

  • @aashoe3
    @aashoe3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "IM THROWING MY HUMANITY AWAY JOJO...!!!!"

  • @freekbertens4729
    @freekbertens4729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Did you say any fluids?" "Yeah why?" "I know what im gonne do today" "jenkins no" "jenkins yes"..... "oh you meant the red pool, that could clean it up yes" and btw cant this scp be used to neutralize some hard to kill one's?

  • @jonrisen322
    @jonrisen322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Incredible video! Recently got I to the whole SCP community and your videos are the best I have found!

  • @BiggieCheeseJr.
    @BiggieCheeseJr. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly one of my favorite narrators ever of anything. I have a lot of respect for Volgun and his abilities. I couldn't do this without stuttering over the numbers hundreds of times 🤣

  • @wingdingfontbro
    @wingdingfontbro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    SCP-3359: Moisterize me! Moisturize me! M O I S T E R I Z E M E

  • @VladLogimane
    @VladLogimane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ive watched every episode of yours in the week since I found this channel. Amazing voice-work!
    Please do "SCP-1867 - A Gentleman" (A.K.A. Lord Blackwood) and one of the Tales related to him. Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman is a good short one.

  • @themasqueradefiles
    @themasqueradefiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So glad to see you back, and I’ll take quality over quantity any day of the week!!!!!

  • @hales6547
    @hales6547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Came from nosleep and reddit stories and all that, and i just wanna say good job. You're voice is great for narraration very soothing. The sound is good too. Good job m8

  • @O-5Council
    @O-5Council 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Dr Volgun, the council finds your narration to be excellent. We look forward to your future work.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is literally a D&D mummy, including the short bursts of speed. xD

  • @Vinsoniguess
    @Vinsoniguess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ITSNOTASPOON is a Euclid class Scp Patreon Patron being featured on channels such as this one and RoanokeGaming, the reason for occurence is currently unknown.

  • @IzzyTheTanuki
    @IzzyTheTanuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Now I'm waiting for an SCP called "The Bald Guy" lol

  • @gremlinsounds7962
    @gremlinsounds7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be honest, I was getting worried. I had watched every SCP I could find (made by a certain few youtubers I could understand) Happy I found this channel! It has a lot of SCPs I’ve never seen!

  • @turtle52
    @turtle52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SO GLAD UR BACK!!!!!!!

  • @Eeter26
    @Eeter26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Boy he needs to moisturize his skin

  • @Asclepioso2067
    @Asclepioso2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello again Dr Volgun, it seems you still study scps like before. Keep it up good man we need more like you.

  • @ThibautVDP
    @ThibautVDP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    man dies, gets interred in tomb. gets led to osiris. gives Osiris the D so good she makes him immortal.
    nice.

    • @silverquill101
      @silverquill101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Osiris is a dude but otherwise, yeAH

    • @alexandertheprotogen6180
      @alexandertheprotogen6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Osiris is god of the dead and king of pharaohs

    • @ThibautVDP
      @ThibautVDP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@silverquill101 haha i keep switching him up with Isis for some reason.

    • @aprilelrod7228
      @aprilelrod7228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's the one part Isis couldn't find when she put Osiris back together. You think he would be a little more grateful...

    • @annawesometheflameingpikac3688
      @annawesometheflameingpikac3688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Osiris is the God if dead who was almost revived by his wife after being cut up and killed, how EVER they could find his "D" so they tried making him a fake but he couldn't come back all the way

  • @MS-jp3op
    @MS-jp3op 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "All day I've faced a barren waste
    Without the taste of water, cool water
    Old Dan and I with throats burned dry
    And souls that cry for water"

  • @wixdraco151
    @wixdraco151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Went from creepy to depressing in under 5 minutes. Love it when one SCP sentry summarizes the entire database

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Normally I love SCP articles...but this one was a little dry.
    Que rimshot.

  • @BigBoyJudge
    @BigBoyJudge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So no matter what woman this guy sees he is always “thirsty”

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Me: hey can I cheat off you?
    Author of shy guy SCP: sure just change it up so they won't notice
    Me:

  • @slendy9600
    @slendy9600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:07 "The SCP-3359-1 Experience" is also the name of the Foundation's in house alt rock band

  • @WeirdIncluded
    @WeirdIncluded 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was exquisite! Thanks for bringing us this content. Top notch quality. I'm glad you're taking your time to create something of a higher quality. I'm eager for the next one! Cheers.

  • @Edwardshrope
    @Edwardshrope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Oh man he needs some lotion

  • @JM64
    @JM64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Me: *smokes weed*
    My mouth:

    • @dcmarvel6035
      @dcmarvel6035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesss

    • @BluMan506
      @BluMan506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that really what its like

    • @JM64
      @JM64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BluMan506 Yes 😉
      Your mouth does get very dry.
      Always have drinks nearby

    • @JM64
      @JM64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They call it "cotton mouth" for a reason

    • @BluMan506
      @BluMan506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JM64 Interesting

  • @ThereArtWings
    @ThereArtWings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You've heard of the shy guy, now get ready for his less famous brother, the dry guy.

  • @WTZWBlaze
    @WTZWBlaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    MAN these are high quality! Thank you for making it so easy for me to get into SCP.

  • @Gearex93
    @Gearex93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoy the fact that this curse is because one guy found Osiris' missing "ankh" and Osiris was like "Thanks, Im gonna do you a solid and make you live forever"