Hello! - ok, I know ... haven't uploaded in a while, I'm not sick, depressed or dead. I'm just taking my time so i don't get burnt out and making sure the audio quality is 10/10 (I've said this before, but i don't want to churn out low quality content, riddled with mistakes etc.), all of you that sent me encouraging messages (you know who you are) ... thank you for your patience. I have about 4 videos recorded now - so I'm in the editing phase for all of them. One of them i guarantee you've never heard in an SCP video ... ever. I am really excited to show you all! See you soon and thanks again! - Volgun
glad to have you back take all the time you need in between vids I think i speak for everyone when i say i would much rather have you take a month or two between vids than have you get burnt out and stop altogether
I always find it funny when there a scp that brags about "you'll all gonna suffer, etc etc" and the foundation is like " keep on the topic we heard it plenty of times from many other scp's before"
@@TucsonHat Yeah I can picture the foundation can be strict and also have a section everyone acts like the foundation in The Cabin in the woods, it's a normal routine. If I was foundation worker or even a scp, I would even be sick or even make fun of scp's who got a god complex, or I will rule/destroy the world kinda complex.
@@KaiserMattTygore927 Yeah but I can picture if the scp does have a show series you might get like two types of shows out of it. a Black mirror/Twilight zone anthologies style. then the other would be like Stranger things/Supernatural/X-Files style.
@Droxy 56 Yeah Poke the bear and see if it pokes back and it does... poke it in a different way unit they fully understand it or it's fully unsafe to poke it again.
If 3359-b gets replaced, we might end up with a shy dry guy. If he's faking it, he's a sly shy dry guy. If the guy is sly but considerate, he's a sly shy dry guy who doesn't pry. (Should we continue this?)
@@ZeoViolet I would be interested to know if he was bisexual. Would that mean he is a sly shy dry bi guy who does not pry? Due to his unique circumstances we will have to assume MOST of the time he is telling the truth, a sort of sly shy dry bi guy who doesn't pry and will not always lie
I am quite certain there is a -rule- against multiple instances of Doctor Jack Bright being present around each other. Disperse gentlemen, - man -... What is a group of Jack Brights called? Some sort of Fuckening is nigh or something - I'm only here because the last guy enjoyed the taste of lead too much- nevermind - forget it - UGH this job! Shoo!
"It's application for termination has been denied". This is not a necessary evil. Damn you Foundation. Does your apathy towards human suffering for the "greater good" know no bounds?
Exactly. I’m not sure why they haven’t done that so the agent can finally die. It’s not like doing the same thing to a D-Class wouldn’t achieve a similar result. Maybe it’s just a mistake on the writer’s part.
As an agent, he has a certain degree of loyalty to the foundation and personal involvement with some personnel, so yeah, it is ideal as far as the benefits of the foundation is concerned.
I always find it funny when the SCP's rant about culling the weak or being some cataclysmic force. If only they knew what else was in containment, the other keters and higher, possibly even right next door.
Isn't that a reference to the myth of him being chopped to pieces and scattered by his brother Seth? After retrieving the pieces and putting him together, I believe it's stated he was missing a piece.
The lie guy The high guy The guy guy The why guy The dye guy The buy guy The eye guy The fry guy The pie guy The cry guy The rye guy The tie guy The sigh guy The sly guy The fly guy The wry guy The try guy The my guy The vie guy
I was thinking the same. The only explanation I can come up is because D-class are generally apathetic towards the Foundation, potentionally making containment more difficult again.
Honestly considering he wants to die, I can’t imagine an agent being any more reliable than a prisoner. He has essentially BECOME a prisoner and will likely become less cooperative as he realize the have no intention of releasing him from life. Possibly even more dangerous due to training.
The foundation: /after losing a small team of men exploring a boat, send 2 more teams one after another in an effort to rescue the missing, progressively losing more and more people. Finally authorize robotic exploration since the humans keep vanishing. They send one tiny robot with a group of humans, all in the effort of saving the previous 3 groups, only to result in (obviously) losing all 4 before they give up./ Also the foundation: "Save this one agent? Eh, unnecessary."
for those of you wondering, des•ic•ca•tion n. The act of making dry, or the state of being dry; the act or process of depriving of moisture; especially, the evaporation of the aqueous portion of a substance, as wood, meat, fruit, milk, etc., by artificial heat, as by a current of heated air. n. The act of desiccating, or the state of being desiccated. n. The state or process of being desiccated
@@locustoffamine2644 They probably had some info to suggest that the food causes the transformation and didn’t want to just create another homicidal, uncooperative 3359-1 by using a D-class.
Aaron Reeve then use a D-class not convicted of murder, use someone convicted of, kidnapping,rape, or even manslaughter, then we don't have Mr. Mummy A Homicide
Holy shit bro I just read through the description and I. I refuse to beleive that so many voices I hear in these videos are done by one man. That AND you make those sickass models dude???? Dude. Fuckin. Keep doing you man hell yeah
Your videos are like ASMR to me. I listen to a video every night and its gotten to the point where I rewatch videos as I've seen every video on your channel. I may have only discovered your channel in 2020, but I've loved your voice for years. You are great and I love all that you bring to the SCP community
I really got to give you mad props for the voice acting, you can really feel the emotion each episode, especially during the interviews. So glad I found your channel!
Agent McConnell: okay, we need a big golden book and my wife’s ancient jewelry box.... no one open any creepy boxes or put a scorpion themed bracelet on and for the love of god, if you see any scarab beetles… Run
"Did you say any fluids?" "Yeah why?" "I know what im gonne do today" "jenkins no" "jenkins yes"..... "oh you meant the red pool, that could clean it up yes" and btw cant this scp be used to neutralize some hard to kill one's?
Honestly one of my favorite narrators ever of anything. I have a lot of respect for Volgun and his abilities. I couldn't do this without stuttering over the numbers hundreds of times 🤣
Ive watched every episode of yours in the week since I found this channel. Amazing voice-work! Please do "SCP-1867 - A Gentleman" (A.K.A. Lord Blackwood) and one of the Tales related to him. Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman is a good short one.
Came from nosleep and reddit stories and all that, and i just wanna say good job. You're voice is great for narraration very soothing. The sound is good too. Good job m8
ITSNOTASPOON is a Euclid class Scp Patreon Patron being featured on channels such as this one and RoanokeGaming, the reason for occurence is currently unknown.
To be honest, I was getting worried. I had watched every SCP I could find (made by a certain few youtubers I could understand) Happy I found this channel! It has a lot of SCPs I’ve never seen!
Osiris is the God if dead who was almost revived by his wife after being cut up and killed, how EVER they could find his "D" so they tried making him a fake but he couldn't come back all the way
That was exquisite! Thanks for bringing us this content. Top notch quality. I'm glad you're taking your time to create something of a higher quality. I'm eager for the next one! Cheers.
I enjoy the fact that this curse is because one guy found Osiris' missing "ankh" and Osiris was like "Thanks, Im gonna do you a solid and make you live forever"
Hello! - ok, I know ... haven't uploaded in a while, I'm not sick, depressed or dead. I'm just taking my time so i don't get burnt out and making sure the audio quality is 10/10 (I've said this before, but i don't want to churn out low quality content, riddled with mistakes etc.), all of you that sent me encouraging messages (you know who you are) ... thank you for your patience. I have about 4 videos recorded now - so I'm in the editing phase for all of them. One of them i guarantee you've never heard in an SCP video ... ever. I am really excited to show you all! See you soon and thanks again! - Volgun
Don't worry about it man if you need a break you can tell us
Breaks are important, don’t feel bad for taking them when you need to
It's worth the wait dude don't worry about it
Hey no worries man, welcome back!
glad to have you back take all the time you need in between vids I think i speak for everyone when i say i would much rather have you take a month or two between vids than have you get burnt out and stop altogether
I always find it funny when there a scp that brags about
"you'll all gonna suffer, etc etc" and the foundation is like
" keep on the topic
we heard it plenty of times from many other scp's before"
I was just thinking that..
"I AM A GOD!"
"Yes, it says that on your entry form, I'm asking what religion you belong to.. "
@@TucsonHat
Yeah I can picture the foundation can be strict and also have a section
everyone acts like the foundation in The Cabin in the woods,
it's a normal routine.
If I was foundation worker or even a scp,
I would even be sick or even make fun of scp's who got a god complex,
or I will rule/destroy the world kinda complex.
@@bobbynick5358 frankly the cabin in the woods was the closest thing we've gotten to an SCP foundation movie.
@@KaiserMattTygore927
Yeah but I can picture if the scp does have a show series
you might get like two types of shows out of it.
a Black mirror/Twilight zone anthologies style.
then the other would be like Stranger things/Supernatural/X-Files style.
@Droxy 56
Yeah Poke the bear and see if it pokes back
and it does... poke it in a different way unit
they fully understand it
or it's fully unsafe to poke it again.
3359-1B: I feel the pain of dying every month and I want my existence to end!
O5: he’s perfect, let’s keep him like this forever!
I think the GOC was right in destroying all Anomalies 😂
@@JesusIsComing-99 You clearly have never read SCP-1609 then. The GOC while they may be right in doing some things, usually only make anomalies worse.
@@JesusIsComing-99 depends my dude
@@JesusIsComing-99 Not all anomalies, just some of em.
@@TheJemShuffle It really depends. Personally I dislike the GOC portrayed as destructive idiots, I feel like it removes too much of the nuance.
Me after eating a Popeye’s biscuit without a drink
Biskit wit no bev
Yes
@@neiza8704 i used to order that a lot
He needs some MILK!
@@JEMA333 bro how
"Rehydration is a privilege and not a necessity" That's not very hydrohomie of you to say.
Hydrocapitalism, never thought I'd see the day
Theyre Nestle
Nestle moment
The word you're looking for is waternigga. Stop bowing to Reddit censorship.
Hello there, fellow Daleytactics viewer
Imagine this being marketed as the “Instant Mummy Maker 9000” back in ancient Egypt by a street peddler or something.
Oh shit.
Naughty scp's get put in the water tank
the naughtiest get put in The Jar
@@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm 999
@@macandfries6765 no
The even naughtier get put in...
S H A M E C U B E
@@madkirk7431 The even naughtier get the femur breaker
Nobody knows what its like
to be the shy guy
to be the dry guy
behind blue eyes
Shy guy's older brother dry guy
Limp Bizkit would be proud
Big lol
@@Mlafleur1864 bruh
@@Mlafleur1864 The Who did it better
*NAUGHTY SCP'S GET THEIR HYDRATION PRIVELEGES REVOKED*
This scp is the embodiment of my skin
@@QPass-jx1fo have u tried to drink someones blood
096: the shy guy
106: the old guy
3359: *the dry guy*
mmmmmmm *d r y*
Cant wait for the guy guy.
Or the most terrifying....the try guy
What about lie guy
and I'm the baaaaad guy
“Father, I crave M O I S T U R E”
Excellent
Critikal: On the moist meter I give this a 0/10
So essentially he's an Egyptian vampire with extra steps.
_Wrrrry_
Wrrrry..
ROOOOAAADAA ROOOOLLLLLLAAAAAADAAAAAA!!!
Za WARUDOOOO
And cheese
"moisturise me MOISTURISE ME!"
I mean acid is a fluid, would it work?
You put the lotion on the skiiiiiiiiin!
Of course there would be Doctor Who fans watching SCP videos.
*unzips pants*
@@Sleepy_Apocalypse dude, youre ziper is down, pull it up man, there are kids around.... smh
Whether he dry
Or he just shy
One thing is for certain
*He's not a pleasant guy*
If 3359-b gets replaced, we might end up with a shy dry guy. If he's faking it, he's a sly shy dry guy. If the guy is sly but considerate, he's a sly shy dry guy who doesn't pry. (Should we continue this?)
@@ZeoViolet I would be interested to know if he was bisexual. Would that mean he is a sly shy dry bi guy who does not pry? Due to his unique circumstances we will have to assume MOST of the time he is telling the truth, a sort of sly shy dry bi guy who doesn't pry and will not always lie
And we alllll gonna die
I love this thread! 🤣
Why don't I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?
"There is infinite food"
Oh cool
"The food turns you into a mummy"
Oh...
my exact thought process.
Infinite saltines
You think you could drain the Blood Pool SCP by dumping the Dry Guy into it?
@@masterzoroark6664 Not a bad idea.
@@masterzoroark6664he'd only drain 2.5 kiloliters
"What is my purpose?"
"You are thirsty."
"... Oh my God."
Yeah, welcome to the club pal
HE'S BACK, EVERYONE!
Pink scp enjoyer. Golan suprem.
I like blue
I hate red
Ouu, se uita si romanii nostri la scp :))
Eiii pink se uita la SCP
The fact that volgun adds a bit of humor at the end of his videos makes them that much better
Dr Miller always has something at the end
Was the joke... Dry?
@@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 lol
@@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 duuude XD
@@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 bruhhhhh
10:45 "Here, the unnamed individual presents a _phallic object_ to Osiris"
About time he got it back lol
Wasn't Osiris cut up in the myths
@@AIWIZARDDT Yep.
That fuckin’ fish.
Lolol I was hoping that someone would mention this 😂
I mean, the guy had to know offering Osiris a literal dick joke wouldn’t end well.
Guy: please let me die
The foundation: This is the ideal man for the job!
“I die every thirty days. Do you know what that’s like!?”
He may not, but I do. Deepest sympathies and condolences go to you.
Well i know how it feels like.
I wonder,when the other Brights arrive.
SECURITY. Bright is collaborating with itself
@Crystal Wolf RR yes
I am quite certain there is a -rule- against multiple instances of Doctor Jack Bright being present around each other. Disperse gentlemen, - man -...
What is a group of Jack Brights called?
Some sort of Fuckening is nigh or something
- I'm only here because the last guy enjoyed the taste of lead too much-
nevermind - forget it - UGH this job! Shoo!
SCP-3359: The *SUCC*
The big succ
The huge succ
THE MEGA HUMUNGALO
SSSSSSSS
UUUUUUUU
CCCCCCCCC
CCCCCCCCC
You sir deserve a medal
The mega ultra huge succ
waking up with a dry ass tounge be like:
Stop smoking before bed.
@@Hunter_Brandon2 i aint smokin
falling asleep with your mouth open be like
I have allergies. This is something I have experienced many times before and will experience many more times.
@@johnsteel6008 Same. Feels bad man.
SCP: I want to die
Foundation: nah
SCP: Bro
I love how the SCP keeps being interrupted in the middle of his speeches, and I imaginr it always making a disappointed face
Some classic cartoon hijinks right here
scp interviews if the smiling friends producers made them
"It's application for termination has been denied". This is not a necessary evil. Damn you Foundation. Does your apathy towards human suffering for the "greater good" know no bounds?
The agents mistake was saying to send another agent in. He should have said to put a D class in.
Exactly. I’m not sure why they haven’t done that so the agent can finally die. It’s not like doing the same thing to a D-Class wouldn’t achieve a similar result. Maybe it’s just a mistake on the writer’s part.
As an agent, he has a certain degree of loyalty to the foundation and personal involvement with some personnel, so yeah, it is ideal as far as the benefits of the foundation is concerned.
Ahhhh. Now this decision makes more sense. Thank you for the insight. Although I’m sure this poor guy ain’t gonna be very loyal after a while.
@@whatman956 that loyalty won’t last forever when he realizes they denied his app. Might as well put a class D in anyway
Where have you been Millar?!? The O5 council have declared you AWOL. You’d better speak to Clef ASAP...
It's 69. Can't change. So I will represent my appreciation through this form.
@@anjanavabiswas8835 You can like now.
wat he speak to clef for ?
@@ceooftaxfraud8974 Because *{redacted}* in the *{redacted}* last month.
@@MrJedimedic what
1A: (rambles dramatically about blood and death, threatens the doctor and everyone else in the facility)
Doc: (exasperated) Focus, 1A...
Get in line.
SCP-3359: Whew, I'm thirsty!
SCP-3359: * grabs a nearby Foundation agent *
SCP-3359: *This is an extreme thirst!*
cracking open the boys for a cold one
I always find it funny when the SCP's rant about culling the weak or being some cataclysmic force.
If only they knew what else was in containment, the other keters and higher, possibly even right next door.
SCP: I WILL DESTROY EVERYONE! YOU WILL BOW TO MY POWER
Foundation: like I haven’t heard that one before
I know right. I mean imagine if he had to face the might of Pester Bot!!!
Broke: shy guy. Woke: Dry guy
Bespoke: snap guy
Soke: My Guy
Toke: High guy
16:30
"How many people have you killed?"
"So many but not enough"
A shorter answer would've been "yes"
"yes" to a number-answer question?
"How many loaves of bread have you had in your life?"
@@customercareskeleton yes
k
Y’know i thought i’d find you here
"Here, the individual presents a phallic object to Osiris"
Ah
Okay then
Lol 😂😂
Isn't that a reference to the myth of him being chopped to pieces and scattered by his brother Seth? After retrieving the pieces and putting him together, I believe it's stated he was missing a piece.
@@TheMaleLilligant yep, never fownd his pp.
@@Kalorag That's ruff
@@Kalorag Isis made him a golden one, you know... for marital reasons...
"how many people have you killed?"
Do you remember how many pieces of bread have you eaten?
1651
@Nathanael Marco Hartanto No problem.
Is that a JoJo reference?
1236
African kids be like:👁👄👁
Still crazy to me how convincing your US accent is like 99% of the time, you're a super talented voice actor!!
Also that Samir performance was amazing
Now we need the Try Guy
Spy Guy after.
Cry guy soon?
@@RyanFennec My Guy is up next
The lie guy
The high guy
The guy guy
The why guy
The dye guy
The buy guy
The eye guy
The fry guy
The pie guy
The cry guy
The rye guy
The tie guy
The sigh guy
The sly guy
The fly guy
The wry guy
The try guy
The my guy
The vie guy
Eye guy
Lmfao the foundation just lets that guy suffer over and over instead of throwing some old guy in there so he can feel youth again
or a d class.
@@NoobNoobNews the old guy and d-class aren’t really the most loyal...
"I die every thirty days! Do you know what that's like!?"
Dark souls players:Yes
For us it's more like every couple hours if you're playing PVP.
He said 30 days, not 15 minutes.
@@Innes1 more like every 15-30 minutes
seconds*
@@doomslayer6906 Milliseconds*
FFS why not just use a D-class?! I thought the foundation generally looked after their own, leaving an agent to suffer like that is terrible.
I was thinking the same. The only explanation I can come up is because D-class are generally apathetic towards the Foundation, potentionally making containment more difficult again.
@@DarkHypernova Yah.. enough blood for that tomb/room and it’s gonna end up creating SCP-3599-1 another SCP akin to Able (Keter Class)
Honestly considering he wants to die, I can’t imagine an agent being any more reliable than a prisoner. He has essentially BECOME a prisoner and will likely become less cooperative as he realize the have no intention of releasing him from life. Possibly even more dangerous due to training.
The foundation: /after losing a small team of men exploring a boat, send 2 more teams one after another in an effort to rescue the missing, progressively losing more and more people. Finally authorize robotic exploration since the humans keep vanishing. They send one tiny robot with a group of humans, all in the effort of saving the previous 3 groups, only to result in (obviously) losing all 4 before they give up./
Also the foundation: "Save this one agent? Eh, unnecessary."
@@baydiac I mean, they will just be killing other agents if they replaced him
Me: Wakes up at 3 AM with no water.
*The Dry Guy*
I feel this and it's even worse when you have a fever and don’t know which dimension you are in
im sensing a theme with the keter entries
the shy guy
the dry guy
whats next, the cry guy?
the buy guy
the drive guy
The sly Guy
The fly guy
The high guy
The pie guy
The tie guy
The rie guy
@@Spacetangerine6 NO, NOT THE PIE GUY! HE'S THE WORST OF ALL!!!
Bad guy lmao
@@Spacetangerine6 the fire guy
My guy?
The blue guy
for those of you wondering,
des•ic•ca•tion
n.
The act of making dry, or the state of being dry; the act or process of depriving of moisture; especially, the evaporation of the aqueous portion of a substance, as wood, meat, fruit, milk, etc., by artificial heat, as by a current of heated air.
n.
The act of desiccating, or the state of being desiccated.
n.
The state or process of being desiccated
*”For those of you who cannot use context clues”
@@julianadams3710 it was a matter of convenience. I was trying to help others who weren't aware of what the word meant.
romeo davis knew what it meant, but on behalf of those who didn't, thank you!
n.
The opposite of being the quenchiest.
Very helpful to the 6th graders watching. 😂
SCP 3359 is the ultimate for against the hydrohomids, for he is the antithesis of quenching thirst.
First Justin reply
door
@@Klqe689 And I'm the first to inform you that no one cares.
@@Nosretep I do, and that''s all that matters
@@Nosretep and I am the first to inform you that I care
Remember kids, this is what happens when you're not hydrated.
Yoooooo the voice acting in this is fucking incredible. Love your stuff, V!
After so many years, I've become acclimated to Volgun's Doctor Millar voice, it has that AMSR affect.
Literally checked your channel this morning to see what you’d been up to.
Yay
5000Seabass Me too :D
Welcome back bro, glad you're taking the time to make content you're proud of!
hey nice JoJolion pfp
@@sock7077 Would you say that by referencing my pfp you could be trying to _'pursue'_ me? No but seriously thanks bro.
SCP-3359 “The Dry Guy”
People with Eczema: You talking to me?
Maybe im the anomaly
"I die like every 30 days, do you know what that's like?"
Me who played Subnautica: *Well Yes But No*
Subnautica Be Like: Never Dry,
Me who plays Minecraft hardcore, badly: I died every 20 mins and lose my save, what’s your point?
Dr. Bright: first time?
Why didn't they use a d-class instead of an agent in the first place?
Thet didn't know eating the food makes you the scp.
@@locustoffamine2644
They probably had some info to suggest that the food causes the transformation and didn’t want to just create another homicidal, uncooperative 3359-1 by using a D-class.
Aaron Reeve then use a D-class not convicted of murder, use someone convicted of, kidnapping,rape, or even manslaughter, then we don't have Mr. Mummy A Homicide
yes, but d-class will still be unreliable. it is much easier to trust someone who is already loyal to the foundation.
This lecture does not go well with Genhsin Impact's login screen music in the background...
They need to make Sham-Wows out of this guy.
He protcc
He attacc
But most importantly
H
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D
R
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A
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F
A
C
C
Best. Comment. Ever.
@@raniou. *suprised pikachu face
Yes!
A vampire from Egypt
Jojo fans: I don't like where this is going
32 likes must be from people who get the reference
*giorno’s theme intensifies€
Oh Noes...
you thought it was an scp but it was me dio!!!!
Warhammer fans*
I heard "dry guy" is also Ben shapiro's new nickname.
Wet-Ass [REDACTED]
Roasting liberals out of their minds kinda dry
gotta tell everyone you have never sexually satisfied or even aroused your wife, to own the libs
@@RoleplayHost my friend's girlfriend's boyfriend liked your comment, own the cons. Revolution!!!!
@@Dutchman-2002 ok
When you wake up thirsty af
This
Is
Sparta
!!!
(Leonidas kick)
Good to see another video come out. Your incredibly good at delivering these reports.
Holy shit bro I just read through the description and I. I refuse to beleive that so many voices I hear in these videos are done by one man. That AND you make those sickass models dude???? Dude. Fuckin. Keep doing you man hell yeah
Your videos are like ASMR to me. I listen to a video every night and its gotten to the point where I rewatch videos as I've seen every video on your channel. I may have only discovered your channel in 2020, but I've loved your voice for years. You are great and I love all that you bring to the SCP community
Perfect timing. I just sat down to eat. Now I get some entertainment
The voice acting for Samir is really good
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a dry guy.
I really got to give you mad props for the voice acting, you can really feel the emotion each episode, especially during the interviews. So glad I found your channel!
The "spooky" audio in the backround adds so much! Great job creating another exciting video! 😄
That last part gave me Brave Sir Robin vibes. "I soiled my armor i was so scared!" 🤣
For whatever reason, I really love corpse-based SCPs. They’re just so creepy.
We'd rather wait and have videos you're proud of and we can enjoy! Keep doing it your way dude, it works!
I always love SCP's like this. Well thought out. Easy to understand, but leaves you wondering.
The scariest part is that the foundation is allowing one of its loyal employees, ex employee, to suffer because it's easier to contain. Sad
Agent McConnell: okay, we need a big golden book and my wife’s ancient jewelry box.... no one open any creepy boxes or put a scorpion themed bracelet on and for the love of god, if you see any scarab beetles… Run
"IM THROWING MY HUMANITY AWAY JOJO...!!!!"
"Did you say any fluids?" "Yeah why?" "I know what im gonne do today" "jenkins no" "jenkins yes"..... "oh you meant the red pool, that could clean it up yes" and btw cant this scp be used to neutralize some hard to kill one's?
Incredible video! Recently got I to the whole SCP community and your videos are the best I have found!
Honestly one of my favorite narrators ever of anything. I have a lot of respect for Volgun and his abilities. I couldn't do this without stuttering over the numbers hundreds of times 🤣
SCP-3359: Moisterize me! Moisturize me! M O I S T E R I Z E M E
You: steals comment
Ive watched every episode of yours in the week since I found this channel. Amazing voice-work!
Please do "SCP-1867 - A Gentleman" (A.K.A. Lord Blackwood) and one of the Tales related to him. Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman is a good short one.
So glad to see you back, and I’ll take quality over quantity any day of the week!!!!!
Came from nosleep and reddit stories and all that, and i just wanna say good job. You're voice is great for narraration very soothing. The sound is good too. Good job m8
Thank you Dr Volgun, the council finds your narration to be excellent. We look forward to your future work.
This is literally a D&D mummy, including the short bursts of speed. xD
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Now I'm waiting for an SCP called "The Bald Guy" lol
To be honest, I was getting worried. I had watched every SCP I could find (made by a certain few youtubers I could understand) Happy I found this channel! It has a lot of SCPs I’ve never seen!
SO GLAD UR BACK!!!!!!!
Boy he needs to moisturize his skin
Hello again Dr Volgun, it seems you still study scps like before. Keep it up good man we need more like you.
man dies, gets interred in tomb. gets led to osiris. gives Osiris the D so good she makes him immortal.
nice.
Osiris is a dude but otherwise, yeAH
Osiris is god of the dead and king of pharaohs
@@silverquill101 haha i keep switching him up with Isis for some reason.
That's the one part Isis couldn't find when she put Osiris back together. You think he would be a little more grateful...
Osiris is the God if dead who was almost revived by his wife after being cut up and killed, how EVER they could find his "D" so they tried making him a fake but he couldn't come back all the way
"All day I've faced a barren waste
Without the taste of water, cool water
Old Dan and I with throats burned dry
And souls that cry for water"
Went from creepy to depressing in under 5 minutes. Love it when one SCP sentry summarizes the entire database
Normally I love SCP articles...but this one was a little dry.
Que rimshot.
So no matter what woman this guy sees he is always “thirsty”
Me: hey can I cheat off you?
Author of shy guy SCP: sure just change it up so they won't notice
Me:
With elements of 076
18:07 "The SCP-3359-1 Experience" is also the name of the Foundation's in house alt rock band
That was exquisite! Thanks for bringing us this content. Top notch quality. I'm glad you're taking your time to create something of a higher quality. I'm eager for the next one! Cheers.
Oh man he needs some lotion
Me: *smokes weed*
My mouth:
Yesss
Is that really what its like
@@BluMan506 Yes 😉
Your mouth does get very dry.
Always have drinks nearby
They call it "cotton mouth" for a reason
@@JM64 Interesting
You've heard of the shy guy, now get ready for his less famous brother, the dry guy.
MAN these are high quality! Thank you for making it so easy for me to get into SCP.
I enjoy the fact that this curse is because one guy found Osiris' missing "ankh" and Osiris was like "Thanks, Im gonna do you a solid and make you live forever"