SCP-1879 - Indoor Salesman (SCP Animation)

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  • SCP-1879, also known as the Indoor Salesman, is a phenomenon that manifests in homes throughout Washington. Subjects will hear persistent knocking from the interior doors of their homes and the knocking doesn't stop until the door is opened. A man who claims to be a salesman will emerge from the door and try to pitch a bizarre product to the subject whose home he's just invaded. But be careful, because the price you'll pay for these products may not be what you expect...
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  • @benlee5039
    @benlee5039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    Indoor salesman: give me your soul for this nuclear warhead
    Client: *o k*

    • @cats_-dp6nf
      @cats_-dp6nf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lol

    • @linhduong0809
      @linhduong0809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      xD that one was a joke

    • @danpen717
      @danpen717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Atheists laugh and think the jokes on him

    • @That_Soviet_Memer
      @That_Soviet_Memer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kim Jung un: can we go to america

    • @willhooker9567
      @willhooker9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would

  • @jaechell8401
    @jaechell8401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    imagine this guy goes to one of the guys with a "no soliciting" sign and gets really emotional about it

    • @user-wh4jc3wc4d
      @user-wh4jc3wc4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The guy just suddenly turns Karen mode then knocks at the door at the speed of sound just to talk about the no soliciting sign.

    • @unocarb
      @unocarb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sad salesman noises

    • @freezezone6547
      @freezezone6547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      New containment protocols: big sign
      He no escape when there big sign.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-wh4jc3wc4d I wish to talk to you manage.... wait.

    • @scp049leplaguedocter3
      @scp049leplaguedocter3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

  • @jamvously7170
    @jamvously7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    "Hello there! Would you like to buy this Nuclear Warhead?"
    *"ok"*

    • @hiss8
      @hiss8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes I would like the warhead where can I pick up

    • @arvo-noon
      @arvo-noon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An extremely normal response

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not technically illegal to buy and for two old records it's an absolute score.

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds american enough

    • @edrienmanzanero4081
      @edrienmanzanero4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For two record tapes? Hell yes

  • @thebugbehindthesnax
    @thebugbehindthesnax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Everyone talking about the warhead but is no one gonna talk about the fact that someone gave up their heart for a frickin rose

  • @goldandsilver4211
    @goldandsilver4211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    “For just a lung you can have this crate of kittens-“
    “OH MY GOD, SHUT UP! Does the lung have to be mine, and where did the kittens come from”

    • @AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg
      @AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *le steals random guy's lung*

    • @Cyansational
      @Cyansational 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Me:
      My lung or urs?
      Salesman:
      Urs.
      Me:
      Ur lung? Aight thanks!
      Salesman:
      Damn it

    • @DarkNinja-bf6hk
      @DarkNinja-bf6hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Cyansational GG EZ

    • @Czar_Moss
      @Czar_Moss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you can get one for like $70 from petsmart man

    • @AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg
      @AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Czar_Moss or better snatch one off the street or adopt

  • @Vhlathanosh
    @Vhlathanosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4768

    The woman that accepted a warhead though 😂 😂

    • @aconfusedcomputer1072
      @aconfusedcomputer1072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Who wouldn’t?

    • @debarjandatta2170
      @debarjandatta2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Yes 🤣🤣

    • @tugboat864
      @tugboat864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

      I want a warhead I have some unfinished business with my neighbor that I'm planning on settling the American way

    • @baguettebully4709
      @baguettebully4709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Thats one hell of a deal. I hope he hopes out my fridge.

    • @crubs83
      @crubs83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Those salesmen can get you to agree to some strange deals

  • @germandalek9687
    @germandalek9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Imagine buying a Thermonuclear warhead from a guy and just wanting to listen to music later that day

    • @thatchonkyfonky3327
      @thatchonkyfonky3327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "Wildest thing happened to me today lad, some rando waltzed into my kitchen, sold me a fucking nuke and robbed me of my jazz and soul vinyls! Crazy fucker him"

    • @somebodykares1
      @somebodykares1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well seeing SCP-1879's Boss was angry about the discs means that SCP-1879 can misunderstand what the Boss wants him to get in exchange for the random things.

    • @DarkNinja-bf6hk
      @DarkNinja-bf6hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@somebodykares1 it couldn't be a misunderstanding especially after taking tjings like hearts and time. He probably did it as a joke

    • @somebodykares1
      @somebodykares1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DarkNinja-bf6hk But we don't know if the Boss specifically requested those that way...

    • @DarkNinja-bf6hk
      @DarkNinja-bf6hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somebodykares1 good point

  • @onenameddome9247
    @onenameddome9247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    sounds like he is trying to build human, body parts, organs a soul, life time.

    • @limeraldguy9784
      @limeraldguy9784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Interesting

    • @yousifgamer0073
      @yousifgamer0073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Oooo wait maybe his boss wants a full human body for something idk but he is definitely gathering human organs

    • @coalbug
      @coalbug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HOL' UP

    • @nyancatbeatcreature.3782
      @nyancatbeatcreature.3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes I was thinking the same

    • @nyancatbeatcreature.3782
      @nyancatbeatcreature.3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Like heart brain, and a living soul and time as time is a part of been alive. (The time part sounds weird but like you got to have “time” to do stuff)

  • @Titanic-wo6bq
    @Titanic-wo6bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    "Trying to sell a border collie puppy"
    *_We have a deal!_*

    • @AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg
      @AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      W a i t w h a t t i t a n i c ?

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Except you don’t even get to be with the dog for 12 year, what a scam.
      Meanwhile an atomic bomb for two record disc.

  • @deez2322
    @deez2322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Imagine scp-1879 meeting the doorman and there just being an awkward silence while the doorman does his usual heavy grunting and breathing

    • @tonyjrdeets
      @tonyjrdeets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fuck Man,
      Thanks I needed that laugh badly. The only way to make that better is if He happened to be selling powdered coffee creamer.

    • @Guntherson220
      @Guntherson220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or if they got Mr. Deeds to answer the door.

  • @lostnova
    @lostnova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    Imagine hearing a knocking and then muffled by the walls
    *This House is Brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends*

  • @andrew13yearsago2
    @andrew13yearsago2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    So here's the plan for Containing the Scp Salesman:
    1.Make a site in Washington
    2.Make alot of rooms full of doors
    3.Don't ever open the door
    4.Scp contained

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      alternatively, lure him into a room with someone close to death, and when he is in just replace the door frame with flush concrete.
      if there is no door no more then he wouldnt be able to leave, experimentation with windows would be appropiate. lets see if he can leave through those

    • @cawolinagoober_1
      @cawolinagoober_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Simple solution: *VILLAGER SPAWNER*

    • @dyncleve8927
      @dyncleve8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Now I’m just imagining a scp cell with this guy staring at a door with a nuke shouting “do you want this nuke?”

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@goosifyed9717 not so secretive tho is it

    • @goosifyed9717
      @goosifyed9717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@GregLemons we could just pass it off as "he is a dangerous escape artist, and seriel killer" and say that "he died trying to attack someone, and the place is now private property for investigation.

  • @tacticalangle
    @tacticalangle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    Theory: The indoor salesman’s “quota” is making an entire human body or entity. Like think about it, he went after a heart and attention. Two parts related to humans. Though, time might be a different case. Perhaps age for time.

    • @mr.knightthedetective7435
      @mr.knightthedetective7435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Perhaps his boss is disembodied soul/spirit looking for a way to get a corporeal body?

    • @afruitypunchy
      @afruitypunchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      How about sugar though.

    • @michaelyu2744
      @michaelyu2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@afruitypunchy blood sugar. Wouldn't wanna make someone with low blood sugar

    • @RandomNulls
      @RandomNulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@michaelyu2744 or personality or something

    • @munchkin7151
      @munchkin7151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@mr.knightthedetective7435 in such case, the saleman wouldn't be buying a soul because there is already a soul waiting for a body.

  • @mistahanansi2264
    @mistahanansi2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I could hear his boss yelling at him to get pictures of Spider-Man.

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I NEED PICTURES OF A REAL SOUL

    • @wang38
      @wang38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I understood the reference

    • @arvo-noon
      @arvo-noon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *ĘĮÆIÏÆ*

    • @antonioolalde4382
      @antonioolalde4382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pffft
      XD

    • @Tiperia
      @Tiperia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      jjj

  • @AJackalopeNamedSilver
    @AJackalopeNamedSilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    “Never trust a man in a pinch-back suit with a smile that goes on for miles. Either he’s a creature from the far off reaches of space or a guy tryin’ to prey on the mentally fragile. The first and the latter need a dimwitted widows-“

    • @DarkNinja-bf6hk
      @DarkNinja-bf6hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LORD BUNG

    • @harmlesstherobot7181
      @harmlesstherobot7181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      OW MY EYE.

    • @feshin8605
      @feshin8605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      my man throwing some bars

    • @laubra5227
      @laubra5227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Whether mechanical, botanical, satanic and beyond

    • @bigboynow7936
      @bigboynow7936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The SCP Foundation pop yer pops right in it.

  • @personperson8563
    @personperson8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    I feel bad for him, he’s clearly not a bad person seeing how he didn’t claim the woman’s soul. He’s probably just forced to do this.

    • @matthijs6741
      @matthijs6741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He claimed the woman's soul music records, not her actual soul

    • @personperson8563
      @personperson8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@matthijs6741 Yeah, that’s what I said.

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I think he's forced to sell this stuff, that he has a quota to meet and is given the idea of a price that literal (when he said soul the person who he's working for wanted a actual soul) and he just bends the rules to help people

    • @cdragon7583
      @cdragon7583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 yeah

    • @lapisbuterfly
      @lapisbuterfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@matthijs6741 lol

  • @inpognito_6293
    @inpognito_6293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Imagine your neighbor just watching this while the salesman is there vibin in your door...

    • @officialkpfpz7049
      @officialkpfpz7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *panics*

    • @zinet3661
      @zinet3661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND INDOR SALEMAN*

    • @LsdRaccoon
      @LsdRaccoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Could I have a moment of your time, 12 years to be exact?”

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just thinking: if this scp manifests behind shut doors, what happens if a person has a door which can only be kept half open? Does half of this scp manifest?

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I'll you infinite vibe for your music taste"

  • @lucaschaudel
    @lucaschaudel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    "we've contacted you about your cars' extended warranty"

    • @freezheatrepeat8688
      @freezheatrepeat8688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      bruh that scam is more persistent than this scp

    • @Twystyd_Glass
      @Twystyd_Glass 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Warranty *

    • @roberteischen4170
      @roberteischen4170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao, right? I wrecked my car back in September, 2019. I still get calls about extending my warranty.

    • @ZudinGodofWar
      @ZudinGodofWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More common than you think

    • @MindfulMatters734
      @MindfulMatters734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@roberteischen4170 I know a girl at my job who gets that call and said she'd never ever had a car.

  • @theotherghostgirl337
    @theotherghostgirl337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    There’s a simple answer to this. Next time have a d-class come along and say he’ll buy as long as the salesmen gives a quick interview.

    • @rosemaryaragon2917
      @rosemaryaragon2917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s pretty smart! However if he talks so fast that you can hardly get a word in maybe he wouldn’t even listen and just keep trying to pitch his sale?

    • @theotherghostgirl337
      @theotherghostgirl337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rosemaryaragon2917 that’s what tape recorders are for

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They never mention him bargaining or haggling anywhere, so likely he just refuses and keeps babbling.

  • @TheSeriousSentinel
    @TheSeriousSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “if you live in Washington State, you need to be cautious”
    *hears knock at door, begins sweating profusely*

  • @turtlewithepicmemes5616
    @turtlewithepicmemes5616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Indoor salesman: your the sales man and the sales man owns your house

    • @Seek_35
      @Seek_35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Normie, it's you'rheuhaiie not your. (Joke)

    • @Xenosole66
      @Xenosole66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turti its you're now CRY u lil BoI

    • @frfergedflwdpfepdflerpfl86
      @frfergedflwdpfepdflerpfl86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I htegkiyrwqsdertyyuookkknhgvcxxz

    • @rowshanhabib3784
      @rowshanhabib3784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok

    • @nekominarie
      @nekominarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its free real eastate

  • @abhishekvishwakarma2756
    @abhishekvishwakarma2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I laughed so hard when he changed his serious voice to salesman voice

    • @alelee54
      @alelee54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This man who was voicing needs an raise

  • @rgm-96xjesta31
    @rgm-96xjesta31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Me: "Ha! boy I hate to be the people who can be affected by this SCP!"
    "If you live in Washington State, you might need to be wary of a certain salesman"
    Me, who lives in Seattle: *Nervous laughter*

    • @connorscott6479
      @connorscott6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No no no here’s what you do...
      TRY SELLING HIM SOMETHING

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just don’t accept

    • @half.blight
      @half.blight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This SCP isn't real, but you might wanna move anyway since Seattle is such a shithole

    • @connorscott6479
      @connorscott6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@half.blight Are you saying it’s not canon or not real... because we all know it’s fake we just have fun with what if? Or I could not be understanding your comment correctly

    • @chipdawolf4355
      @chipdawolf4355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@connorscott6479 yes, assert your dominance

  • @a1ecto554
    @a1ecto554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Why do I get the feeling he’s about try to sell me Raid Shadow Legends

  • @georgesmithpatton6382
    @georgesmithpatton6382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "would you like to give me a chunk from the front of your brain"
    "Why would i do that"
    "i...Err... I'll give you a glock"
    *"deal"*

    • @dextreme7186
      @dextreme7186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *National anthem of the United States of American intensifies*
      No, seriously, that's the most American thing I've heard someone say and this is the blooming internet for 343's sake.

    • @lucasramey6427
      @lucasramey6427 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dextreme7186 don't you just love America the place where you can sell your blood or organs to reduce your prison sentence, people sure did love to read dystopian novels until they ended up in one

  • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
    @luisemoralesfalcon4716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Well he is a very dedicated salesman, but he should mind his manners.

    • @masterryo8887
      @masterryo8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @hanasokol3946
      @hanasokol3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok boomer

    • @user-wh4jc3wc4d
      @user-wh4jc3wc4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hanasokol3946 wow you're such a memer using a dead joke.

    • @CodyyMay
      @CodyyMay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-wh4jc3wc4d its a girl, what do you expect.

    • @Vogelgangg
      @Vogelgangg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hanasokol3946 wow you're so funny! Im dead laughing rn!! Lol!!

  • @sunmal1599
    @sunmal1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    SCP Could do a deal with him, offering him some class D to get a lot of easy-sells in exchange for some answers. That could be also a way to contain him in the fundation

    • @shinraset
      @shinraset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That could potentially work unless the boss has a very specific list of customers that he wants the salesman to solicit.

    • @GHOSTRIDER373737
      @GHOSTRIDER373737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd like to think this scp is actually an employee of MC&D.

    • @doomforzombies
      @doomforzombies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shinraset I’d be curious how he’d react to someone trying to make a deal with him that wasn’t 100% his terms like what ever he’s offered you say I’ll take a lesser and you get half of what your asking or sure I take what your selling but I’ll give you something else

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should they clone d-class in scp-222, transport them to scp-970 (never-ending hallway) with their job just being to agree to scp-1879's deals?

  • @muffetundertale882
    @muffetundertale882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    1870: *knocks on door
    Deaf people: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

  • @lisafernandez-cruz9272
    @lisafernandez-cruz9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Plot twist: he’s one of GMANS employers

  • @ferrellfamily6316
    @ferrellfamily6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That 12 years story seems to be like one of those movies where a plane disappears for 40 years and when it finally comes back the passengers say they've only been on the plane for 5 hours

    • @NessLow
      @NessLow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a TV show about that a few years ago don’t remember the name but it had a plot like that.

    • @CoolF41lur3
      @CoolF41lur3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@NessLow.

    • @notprosperBEATS
      @notprosperBEATS ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@NessLow its called manifest

  • @ZeoViolet
    @ZeoViolet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I found the "Arethra Franklin" interpretation of "a human soul" incredibly funny. I wonder if he is a tad reluctant to, you know, actually swipe a human soul. Someone's heart (and circulatory system), maybe. But a soul? That's kinda hard to put a true price on.

  • @ashwhite2308
    @ashwhite2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Me: so what do you sell
    Scp-1879: anomalies
    Me: anomalies?
    Scp-1879: Yes, of highest quality
    From mechanical, botanical, satanic and beyond
    The spawn that makes you ponder yonder these Anomalies
    Yes, Anomalies
    Affordable in this economy?

    • @mushee3782
      @mushee3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If I buy the microwave will you leave?

    • @otterblau5253
      @otterblau5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's just a cow bell, nothing magical. I just thought it was funny.

    • @ashwhite2308
      @ashwhite2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mushee3782 Now that's the spirit!
      Just sign here, here, and here
      Have no fear, don't be alarmed
      Unless you're harmed from being disarmed
      Which you are!
      I assure you, madam, this sturdy gray oven has a thirty-day policy guarantee
      Like you need it
      Since you'll bleed out in about thirty seconds I reckon
      So before you enter the realm of the dead with an oven and a missing joint
      Here's the point:
      Never trust a man in a pitch-black suit with a smile that goes on for miles
      Either he's a creature from the far off reaches of space or a man trying to prey on the mentally fragile

    • @joeschmo1504
      @joeschmo1504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Waiting for ep8

    • @Agilku117
      @Agilku117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I understand that reference.

  • @MegaDuras
    @MegaDuras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The agent obviously didn't have a business spirit. He should have just said "we have D-class for your quota".

  • @ModernWhoFan5B
    @ModernWhoFan5B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "... only to find that two of her vinyl records had gone missing- Lady Soul and Almighty Fire..."
    I just burst out laughing at that. Takes years of your life, takes your entire circulatory system, takes your soul... music. Whoever wrote that needs a promotion.

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Its a shame that such cool scps like this get overlooked by the more popular ones.

  • @wun_zee3599
    @wun_zee3599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He's like an evil genie that doesn't let you pick what you wish for

  • @stoneinspace
    @stoneinspace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    imagine being on the toilet and hearing a knock on thr door.

    • @coolice5786
      @coolice5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Gotta crap harder to assert dominance!*

    • @blakem.trimble9942
      @blakem.trimble9942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@coolice5786 or better yet, open the door and continue

    • @Connor-ONeill
      @Connor-ONeill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@blakem.trimble9942 look at him dead in the eyes while dropping a deuce to assert dominance.

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But then you realize he's selling toilet paper

    • @scp049leplaguedocter3
      @scp049leplaguedocter3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did

  • @juango500
    @juango500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "Well hello there lady! What's your name?"
    "Annie."
    "Annie, it is lovely to meet ya!"
    "Tell me, are you tired of the uninspired salesman talk brick-a-brack on the old windowsill?"
    "Yes I am actually."
    "WEL"
    "YOU'RE IN LUCK!"

    • @polarjet1833
      @polarjet1833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well I couldn’t help but notice that your wonderful abode is bland with a capital B, so listen to me most definitely these spaces are gonna get erased and replaced with stuff from the wonderful corners of the map were too dang scared to tap how bout that now your listening soon your living room is sparkling out of the park with anomalies

    • @editedname6739
      @editedname6739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Anomalies?

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@editedname6739 That's right annie, ANOMALIES~!. ya see that fancy schancy painting over dere? It eats peoples souls! the tv over there gets over 7000.700050 channels! some are even.... ~out of this wo r l d ~ but don't stop me now annie because i'm willing to throw in your very own! door to nowhere, yep that's right. this door GOES LITERALLY N O W H E RE you step inside and blam you're in the white void

    • @shine7103
      @shine7103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@swaglevi4315 How tf can you guys remember the lyrics when I can't even hear it

    • @juango500
      @juango500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@swaglevi4315 the hell? is this your parody?

  • @alexwang007
    @alexwang007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:50 the puppy licked the agent LMAO

  • @1.21jiggawatts2
    @1.21jiggawatts2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This SCP seems like it wouldn’t be that hard to contain.
    We know that it won’t stop knocking and just like when they recorded the message, if someone reports this before opening the Door, agents can arrive on the scene.
    It was clear that he can be physically restrained and he only teleports when traveling through a door. If the agents board up all the other doors in the house and then board up the door once they let the salesmen in, he can’t escape.
    Additionally, he can only use his powers if someone agrees to a deal. As long as you pay attention to all of his and your wording, he can’t do anything.
    There would be a problem of getting him out of the house, but I assume that if the door’s walls were destroyed, they wouldn’t be considered doors. Then all you would need to do is transport him and contain him in a way that doesn’t contain any “doors”. Maybe some type of cage can be built around him?

    • @gadriver
      @gadriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or show him a picture of 096

    • @1.21jiggawatts2
      @1.21jiggawatts2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gadriver I guess that can work, but that would just be neutralization and not capture. Also, this is just a thought experiment so it’s more fun to use the creature’s attributes against them rather than just using a generic option that can defeat most SCPs

    • @wisteria8939
      @wisteria8939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah hes hella easy to contain when ya think about it

    • @lucasramey6427
      @lucasramey6427 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably just teleports to behind a door and is able to use doorframes to teleport since he was talking like he was already on earth during the conversation between him and his boss so probably the best way to capture him is to open the door immediately grab him cuff him and gag him so he can't make any deals to get him out of the house just bring him through a window so he can't teleport then you'll have to walk him to a facility who's entrance doesn't use doors like one who's entrance is an elevator underground then bring him into a room where you have to unscrew a wall off in order to get in or out of that way he has no chance of using any doors to escape

  • @noelblack8159
    @noelblack8159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    „Good Morning! Vault-Tec Calling!“

  • @jamesward4596
    @jamesward4596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "Anomalies? Yes anomalies!"
    Your not a true scp fan until you hear that song.

    • @IzeecClarke
      @IzeecClarke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (insert song lyrics)

    • @innovativedunce3706
      @innovativedunce3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes. Anomalies, from Lord Bung. AND, from what I could understand from the recent trailer for Confinement - Episode 8: The Salesman, this guy is the focus of the next episode.

    • @snurmdog
      @snurmdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the botanical mechanical satanic and beyond!

    • @matthewk2780
      @matthewk2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gate keeper

    • @michaelyu2744
      @michaelyu2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So I couldn't help but notice that your wonderful abode is Bland with a capital B

  • @denontown
    @denontown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Everybody gangsta until more salesmen appear in front of your doorstep.

  • @lilcreeper2635
    @lilcreeper2635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Hey, would you like to buy an indoor ocean? It’ll only cost you your fridge.”

  • @22neosiriwongwattana12
    @22neosiriwongwattana12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:31 Finally. The man in my math question.

  • @pandabigfat8297
    @pandabigfat8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Scp 1879 selling a nuclear warhead:
    I’m just a businessman trying to do business

  • @vikeneswarannedunchezhiyan6332
    @vikeneswarannedunchezhiyan6332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I wonder if he is still going around during the pandemic

    • @jacobsheehan9715
      @jacobsheehan9715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not without his mask

    • @friedrichderhohevonweedman6093
      @friedrichderhohevonweedman6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Hello there sir/mam. How would you like this top quality, never used, UNDENIABLE proof that 5G is the cause of the outbreak. Just need ya brains and it's YOURS! This is a ONE IN A LIFETIME deal were YOU have absolutely NOTHING to lose! So take advantage of it while it's available!" Boom, Pandemic just got a LOT easier to fight.

  • @collinhaney1544
    @collinhaney1544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Indoors salesman says he wants your soul
    Me: gives CD “here”

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Him: YES!

    • @chillykoolaid6167
      @chillykoolaid6167 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me replies: WellTooBadMister,MineLeftYearsAgo

  • @AtomicRaptR
    @AtomicRaptR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “No I don’t want your SCP 500 pills or your weird talking comedy mask.”

    • @dextreme7186
      @dextreme7186 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about a way to be able to effortlessly find the love of your life and know they feel the same for you just for the measly price of a even smaller game?
      * *One game of SSB:Ultimate later* *

  • @Zoten001
    @Zoten001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This seems like an SCP that would be easy to eliminate, even by accident.
    If some rando just appeared inside my house, fucker is getting at the very least stabbed.

  • @xkakashi01
    @xkakashi01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I can imagine that scenario with scooby doo chase music in background and I'm dying🤣🤣🤣

  • @bulgarianbruh4951
    @bulgarianbruh4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My guy sold a nuclear warhead for the "soul" XD

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Seems like they were pretty close to capturing him until one of the researchers agreed to his deal.
    Maybe if you block all the exits and don't talk to him you can capture him.

  • @akystaracer2229
    @akystaracer2229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If he came at me asking if I could buy something off them. I would just say, “sorry, you got the wrong sibling.” And then leave the house and sleep over at a friends place after warning my family not to go back to the house and to call the police.

  • @greyrifterrellik5837
    @greyrifterrellik5837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Send me in.
    For some reason, sales pitches backfire on me every single time; the harder they try, the more I dig my heels in and refuse.

  • @camerongrondzki2716
    @camerongrondzki2716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    finally my favorite SCP, and Lord Buung's animation is perfect

  • @isaacireland1832
    @isaacireland1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Another good scp story, I never herd this SCP before

  • @magsim8973
    @magsim8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    One really underrated scp that I would love to see featured on this channel is SCP-2382

    • @supercellfreak3627
      @supercellfreak3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is it?

    • @jamesdonoughue4557
      @jamesdonoughue4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me I mysteriously eat all your cereal while u sleep, I'm a true horror

    • @supercellfreak3627
      @supercellfreak3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no

    • @magsim8973
      @magsim8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@supercellfreak3627 go to the scp wiki, it explains what scp 2382 is in a lot of detail

    • @supercellfreak3627
      @supercellfreak3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Interesting

  • @MegaTroy12
    @MegaTroy12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who ever voice the indoor salesman, give that man a raise!

  • @kagavice
    @kagavice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THE ENDING OMFGDYDRJGD WHOEVER DOES THE VOICE OVER I LOVE YOU😭😭💖

  • @tinseldegree6968
    @tinseldegree6968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The salespersons tactics have changed.

    • @mrstorch5068
      @mrstorch5068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have ascended to the paranormal realm just to sell you that microwave.

  • @whatifgodisjustlegs3344
    @whatifgodisjustlegs3344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    salesman:ill give u a nuke fo-
    russia:ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @Otto_Von_Beansmarck
    @Otto_Von_Beansmarck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    5:08 "if they lose 12 years of their life they are getting off easy" 5:30 "Ah yes losing all your candy a fate worse then death"

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      or your vinyls

    • @omegaotaku1342
      @omegaotaku1342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Other people in the comments theorized that his "quota" is building a human being with how he takes circulatory systems and souls with each payment, but nobody mentions the sugar thing. Apparently he's reluctant to do these things (such as how he jokingly took the two vinyl discs as a soul rather than taking a real soul), so when he needed to get sugar, he instead took all the sugary goods in the victim's kitchen instead of taking their blood sugar.

    • @eugenebridgesii7582
      @eugenebridgesii7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She experienced the salesman effects of the Thanos “SNAP”.

    • @KasimD
      @KasimD ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought when he said give me some sugar, he was gonna take all the red blood cells containing glucose (sugar) from his body

  • @EthanResendizOfficial
    @EthanResendizOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They can contain him by simply blocking the doors and not accepting ANY offers and simply do what RHO-4 did and demand him to talk.

  • @gaychainsaw646
    @gaychainsaw646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idc if you broke into my house, if you're bringing a puppy and selling it to me, you've got a deal.

  • @shadowknight7584
    @shadowknight7584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:41 holy crap that escalated extremely quickly

  • @Breidablik06
    @Breidablik06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “If you live in Washington State”
    Ah fuck

  • @sovietrussiahajimeanima6283
    @sovietrussiahajimeanima6283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Theory: this indoor salesman is most likely a reality warping and time manipulation entity

    • @Flagkid
      @Flagkid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He can send someone to the future, stop time (maybe?) when he dissapeared. Cool theory tho

  • @JackTWT
    @JackTWT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1879: *wHY NoT ThIS ReFRiGeraTor*?
    Me: Understandable have a great day.
    1879: So you have chosen death

  • @blattodephobia
    @blattodephobia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine the mortgage this poor SCP has put on its house.

  • @lilickyvicky5326
    @lilickyvicky5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *Indoors salesmen*: for 9 years I will giv... *Me with finals*: Yes

    • @Twystyd_Glass
      @Twystyd_Glass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finals*

    • @lilickyvicky5326
      @lilickyvicky5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Twystyd_Glass No idea what ur talking about

    • @oliver6092
      @oliver6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilickyvicky5326 wow 3 seconds ago

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Twystyd_Glass Ooh that was weird. I clicked on their comment to say the same thing and surprise surprise, the mistake was already corrected.

    • @Twystyd_Glass
      @Twystyd_Glass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lilickyvicky5326 let’s just hope one of those finals isn’t English 😂

  • @RandomNulls
    @RandomNulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I feel like the foundation should just let him meet his quota by giving him D class personnel to get what he needs from

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you re-write this within the format of Containment Procedures?
      I am actually curious what such a proposal would look like, how it would be sold to the board, and pass the ethics committee. This is because I actually think you are on to something here, as one mission goal of the S.C.P. foundation is to contain the knowledge of such anomalies. While it wouldn't contain the potential damage from being caused, having the pitch always occur within a containment site would serve the mascaraed quite well.
      S.C.P. 1879 might even be willing to go for it, unless the people being sold to are important in some way.

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it only appears in washington, like the whole f-ing state. Maybe they can put some d class scattered around the state. But thats not a guarantee that it'll work 100%

    • @RandomNulls
      @RandomNulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foxinabox5103 like the phone-call scenario but they should bring some class D and tell him that he can meet his quota from off of class D. Technically for the cost of a few class D it would be a neutralized SCP

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RandomNulls i mean, that's a gray area there. We know how elusive this gentleman is, and he's avoiding the foundation. But, at the best case scenario they can cut a deal by selling his stuff to the foundation and they (referring to the foundation) are going to use D-class for the "costumer"
      Ya know, could work but there's some factor at play. Maybe his boss dont want him to do that, and he (referring to the boss) only want these seemingly random people to be the costumer.
      And that got me thinking, what IF! What if the boss have a sorta list of costumers? So, they're picking random people to be put in the list. And the boss wont sell these stuff to other people. Maybe thats why this gentleman only operated in 1 state, bcuz that's their target demographic. demographic?

    • @RandomNulls
      @RandomNulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foxinabox5103 I mean like I am just realizing the fact that the “boss” could be like the “scarlet king” trying to make a form on the earth also idk why the boss wouldn’t accept either way cause the boss like most people would be happy to get what they wanted either way

  • @illiengalene2285
    @illiengalene2285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    In Germany selling things at the door is actually illegal.

    • @SkylerHayes02
      @SkylerHayes02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so he's german-

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      im sure some broader law has the concept of door to door salesman in its clutches instead of lawmakers saying that this specific business model is bad ofr consuzmers.
      right?

    • @noelblack8159
      @noelblack8159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Das wusste ich ja noch nichtmal

    • @Ayrrows
      @Ayrrows 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ja das ist richtig

  • @elywahl9520
    @elywahl9520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmfao "want this warhead for your soul" "oh yeah of course" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lwolfstar7618
    @lwolfstar7618 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know about anyone else, but the narrator (or narrators?) For this channel is one of the most enjoyable I've heard. He could probably make reading the dictionary enjoyable lol

  • @ozaauliaramadhan1485
    @ozaauliaramadhan1485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hate the fact that they almost got him but Agent Roger ruined the whole situation for indefinite time

  • @GenericGeeza
    @GenericGeeza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how many of these SCPs Ive never heard of

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed,
      While S.C.P. Animators, and we love you guys, did start with the popular ones... I am glad to see they are expanding into the more obscure. Those ones are far more interesting, if you ask me, even if they are not well known for being 'the first entry' or the one everyone keeps saying 'oh, I could neutralize that easily.' Anyone can create an Anomaly which is immune to neutralization, or end the world... takes actual talent to create one that makes the reader stop, think and then dread the mundane objects within their life!

  • @nataliegrant7902
    @nataliegrant7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    These stories hit different when you actually live in the area its described to appear in...

  • @zulucruz664
    @zulucruz664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:30 I expect “the buyer” suddenly be cured from diabetes

  • @testname2166
    @testname2166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The salesman: *offers a lifetime worth of pizza*
    A small price to pay is......your Virginity

  • @Lily-L-H
    @Lily-L-H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if he came to me and tried to sell 220 bananas I WOULDN'T EVEN ASK FOR THE PRICE GIMME THOSE BANANAS AND GET OUT

  • @disembodiednarrator
    @disembodiednarrator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    TH-cam: so yeah, there’s 2 comments.
    Me: oh cool what are they?
    TH-cam: nO

    • @debarjandatta2170
      @debarjandatta2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Fickji
      @Fickji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam does seem to do that a lot when you're super early.

  • @tomasrey1375
    @tomasrey1375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2 albums for a thermonuclear warhead, sounds like a minecraft villager trade

  • @peenpopper5121
    @peenpopper5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine having one of those sales be close to you.

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Has anyone just tried punching him? That works on most door to door salesmen.

  • @samwilliams7400
    @samwilliams7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bruh I live in Washington someone inside your bathroom wanting to sell you breadsticks at midnight is just a normal occurrence.

    • @samwilliams7400
      @samwilliams7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@etervius yea like twice or so. Surprisingly, not for my own.

  • @omosgod
    @omosgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Burn the Whole House Down tell him wait right here...Funny he goes to a person who is Deaf he would never leave...

    • @ZudinGodofWar
      @ZudinGodofWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @ZudinGodofWar
      @ZudinGodofWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But just imagine if it was a Helen Keller situation

  • @bansikaul3271
    @bansikaul3271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Theory:there's a whole realm full of 1879 instances and the boss works for an entity who wants humans dead

  • @airbearstanley4968
    @airbearstanley4968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE THE END WHERE HE DOSE THAT VOICE

  • @caleb7461
    @caleb7461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The indoor salesman is an absolute madlad.
    And the narrator at the end is just funny.

  • @statiiczplayzz4152
    @statiiczplayzz4152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How to survive with me :
    Just be homeless so he just goes onto over people

    • @Inkedalic3
      @Inkedalic3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could also just have a house with only a front door and a curtain if you need privacy

  • @rocketpenguin2207
    @rocketpenguin2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This just seems like stalkering but with extra steps

  • @allumanam741
    @allumanam741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The thumbnail: when you won a lottery ticket.

  • @pancsaer2
    @pancsaer2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How to make sure the Indoor salesman can't leave.
    Step 1. Wait for him to knock.
    Step 2. Open the door.
    Step 3. Open all your doors, and glue them open.
    Step 4. Glue the front door shut.
    Step 5. Leave through the window.

  • @funtimediaz7435
    @funtimediaz7435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like it in scp 1879s reacords include him being a annoying a**hole xD 6:13

  • @MetaLatias5
    @MetaLatias5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    anyone else immediately having Lord Bung's SCP Confinement Special - Anomalies stuck in their head again?

  • @blades9152
    @blades9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best version of this scp was in lord bungs’ anomalies video

  • @DouglasCarter69
    @DouglasCarter69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Door to door Salesmen are absolutely still a thing they aren’t even that uncommon

    • @anitacrumbly
      @anitacrumbly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've only ever encountered girl scouts selling cookies lol never actual door to door salesmen

  • @Ayrrows
    @Ayrrows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think the indoor salesman is literally a normal human from the future with teleport technology.

  • @Squishysquoshii
    @Squishysquoshii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:07 did he just say mysterious employers?
    Gman is that you?