The Weird Stuff You Do When You Live Alone - Kyle Kinane
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 มี.ค. 2020
- Kyle Kinane admits to a few odd habits he’s picked up while living alone and wonders if he should act more his age.
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The chorus of delayed male laughter after ‘you ever seen a TV dinner abandoned in the beer aisle’
That means a decision was made lol
Well, this has never been more relevant.
Yes, you make a good point!
If only I could find a frozen meal at the supermarket...
What makes it sadder is that it's from 2012.
All of it.
Laughed the entire time, but damn you can really tell all of this comes from such a real place. Seen a lot of those same expressions in the mirror. Keep your head up man.
His voice is a cross between Seth Rogen & Joe Rogan. He's both Rogaens.
Sezgin Gulec underrated
Yup
And Stone cold steve austin too
They both need Rogaine
Joeseth Rogan
They recommended this on 3/23 because it's the middle of the coronavirus pandemic and people are self isolating. Good job, comedy central.
Eunice Ndungu or because it got posted today
Middle? Oh sweet Eunice.
@@michaellewis6569 Nobody knew how long this would go on lol.
@@eunicen5427 and still you use the past tense... :)
@@michaellewis6569 Yes lol. Nobody knew...as in nobody back then knew. Past tense is correct in that sentence.
One of the most underrated stand up comics ever
"Just left some salisbury steaks on top of some coors light, i think you get the message" 😂
that last bit about street art was just too funny 😂
Brilliant line.
I'm 36 and alone, and some of these things really resonate 😂😭
Sup Megs, you still alone?
*Frozen dinner for two. I guess I'm going to have left overs on that one."
“Have you ever seen a frozen family dinner abandoned in the beer aisle?” Is such a good quote my god
Haaa. Yep, I'm a couch sleeper for that very reason. Love Kinane!!!
*I lefts some Salisbury steaks on top of some coors lite, I think you get the message* 😂😂
Shout out to guy @ 6:20 who just gave in with that deep “HAAA-hahaha!!” He felt that “she is gone” && I feel him 😭😭
I think you hit a certain point as you get older when you stop laughing at certain Stand-Up bits and you start laughing with them. I say that to say that I’ve never felt so seen in a Stand-Up bit until now.
This guy was the voice if Comedy Central for years.
he is such a great story teller. love him.
It wasn't just 2 yrs ago I figured out HE is the voice of comedy central
*And while walking through the home appliance isle, I decide to pick up a toaster because why the hell not*
That’s actually exactly why I sleep on the couch 🤷♀️😓🤣
ME TOO! So cozy + comforting. I live alone + after carefully answering all my now-adult children’s questions while raising them as a single mom, I call it SOLITUDINOUS BLISS. Guess what: I can go shopping or to a movie w/o telling or explaining “why” to anyone
I feel attacked with the couch thing 😂
I’ve heard a lot of those bits before, but that was a really solid set...
He sounds like the voice of tv ads for Chevy trucks and bad mass-produced beer.
"C'mon get out of here"
Hahaha Very good Lines.
That couch joke got me
One of my favorite bits of all time!
“Some people my age are astronauts...”
Why you gotta attack me bro?
this is the funniest one I've seen of him, he reminds me of a dude from my old job so funny
Ouch, this was pretty damn accurate but it's not until you get a room mate again you find out what weird things you've been doing.
Room mate: Why are your oven chips arranged in straight lines?
Me: If they're not in straight lines you don't know which ones you've turned over! 😄
Peeing with door open is a birthright for all - I wish my Wife understands this :D
The peeing is a birthright, but the whiffing across the room may be an issue... And the sound is no serenade either.
she should understand that. does she close the door to pee? if i'm in good company, i'll pee while we're having a conversation lol
@@BothHands1 That pressure! I could never do that. Lol
Definitely relatable!!!
He sounds like Otto from the Simpson's
I thought this was new until he said it's 2012
I love his analogies its absolutely a killer deliver
Wait, it's 2012? Thank God!
Kaunte Ha! Right! That was when we only THOUGHT the world would end.
lmao and now it actually is ☺️
I’m pulling this off the “recently uploaded” section in 2020
I miss 2012 I had hair and could stand up for more than 10 minutes without wincing in pain in my back
This set is hilarious
Kyle is so funny !
Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up
Man, i'm about to turn 30 in a month..
but this made me feel better, and horrible at the same time.
I knew a stoner that still (somehow) smokes,
that does brain surgery. All I know/ think about is "i'am at least half way there".
as a retail worker the frozen dinner left in the beer isle. I feel that
“Take that, banksy”😂😂😂
I think you get the message! Hahaha I hope I get to see this man live one day!
'Ve been a fan for a while
Underrated genius 🤣
Bullet doing stand-up. That's just funny!
Painfully relatable in the best way
J.G Agreed...a-greed.
You haven't seen weird until you spent a year in a cabin in the woods all alone.
FML. I got that grocery store joke. Cuts deep.
Can confirm as accurate.
When I moved into the house where I now live, I hung my TV up in the most logical place and discovered -- quite coincidentally -- that I can watch television from the bathroom.
Great Comedian!
So that's why Kyle was laughing when I was eating that Twizzler he gave me.
🤮 lmao 😅
Damn! This guy's good.
Fantastico
Quarantine
Home alone
Being single
Now its the time for this guy's set led him to Spotlight.
Thank you
So glad I'm not the only one to cry on How to train your dragon.
when he says “come on get outta here” he sounds like brian griffin LOL
DUUDDDEEEEE THIS GUY IS FUNNY
OMFG HIS MUMBLING IS EPICCC
Sounds like a WWE announcer tbh. He is funny though I like him
First time seeing him?
Abe Williams yes
*SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!*
He was/is (not sure) the voice of Comedy Central.
Sounds like Michael Madsen...The Hateful Eight's Joe Gage
I fucking love Kyle Kinane 😂
Hes my spirit animal
Lmao I heard that holier than thou lyric
LOL How to train your dragon chokes me up too!?!
I'll be your little spoon!
2:36 I knew i couldn't be the only one.
"nobody's weird here" says Mr. Lick it and stick it 🤣
6:04 Funnily enough there’s a song about losing because of Linda Ronstadt by AJJ.
“We’re doing this here? Alright, yep, we’re doing this...”
LMFAO
But why is he adorable though? Lol
Ha! Abandoned tv dinner... :)
So we’re just gonna ignore the “Waylon Jennings” guy in the audience at 5:31? 😂
Yooo wtf was Wailing Jennings doing there though 🤣
3:59 ♥️
That was such a good piece of art
Lol
I don't think I've ever frowned in agreement.
Dude. You're on TV and I'm sitting in my underwear in the middle of the day
2:31 glad to see Shahrukh Khan is a comedy fan XD
Should write a book.
Funny
Just a regular Tuesday afternoon
If you're lonely then shave one leg! Feels like you're sleeping next to a lady 😩 # why are deployments so long?
What about when the stubble comes? Youd feel like you were sleeping with an unkept drag gueen.
@@iskthedijify your not to picky when you're on a long deployment 😂👍
💯🤣
Paint your nails, sit on your arm till it falls asleep, flip your hand upside down before giving yourself a present, and whisper "you know just how I like it, dont you".
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
How to train your dragon. That hit home. Idc if I’m a grown adult it’s the best.
Hahaha.
makes me miss my murphy bed from 1996
He's such a nice guy, I hope he finds a nice woman to love him and have kids with., a good ol' 'happily ever after', if you will. :)
Angsty Lady He’s been dating a nice lady for at least a year last i checked! he talks about her on his podcast her name is rachel and they live together now
😂😂
Which hotel in Green Bay was it? I'm from there!
“I’m thirty fghfjhfiiiiiveee now”
When I was single I slept on my couch for a year. Haha.
Read Walden real close lmfao
I have been thinking about this since it came out in 2012
No it is, whiskey iscarus is the album
Crying at the grocery store lol.....he said 2012 is this old?
Yup old af
🍺 Squidbilly
"aggressive shooing away of a nuisance"
My dumb brain *just now* realized he did promos for Comedy Central.
It’s 2020, love yourself 😂😂😂😂 #twizzlers
Guess I don’t need to do comedy. The White version of me already doing it