You’re Probably Bad at Sex - David Gborie
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 มี.ค. 2020
- David Gborie admits a friend of his changed how he thought about sex and suggests that, on average, most people aren’t good at it. (Contains strong language.)
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This dude's pacing and volume control are PRO
It's crazy! Super talented!
Agreed
damn... I am so high right now, this guys pacing is crazy
Straight professionalism.
Context is good too.
He defiantly has a big future beyond stand up.
“I was eatin’... like people eat.”
This dude is REAL good at slipping jokes in quietly
I don't get it
“I was havin sex with a girl... she was real”
He sound like Bender off of Futurama
Tavares Thomas yesss he does!!!
😂✊🏾
I don't know what Futurama you're watching but nope
@@EikottXD the real one like the other 216 people that agree but hey you're entitled to your opinion
He do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I, too, am tryna get wiggly.
"I eat out on my birthday, it's a good time"
Yes it is friend, yes it is.
Hey babe! Call me if your in houston sometime 😘💋
He look like an old school pepsi cola can.😂
Adrian Gonzalez 😂
Hater
Dude look like hannibal buress long lost cousin but sounds like Tracy Morgan
I notice you said Pepsi and not Diet Pepsi.
@@nowdid 😂😂
He sounds like a combination of Hannibal Burgess and Bender from Futurama
With a little Patrice O'Neal
Or Tracy Morgan 😂
It's Buress, just so you know.
@@augusts1 Nerd!!!!!
@@Ancient_Entity 🖕🏼
lmfao the person who whistled at the "6 sick days from suicide" 💙
I wanna like it but it’s at 69
@@zayajazz817
You can like it now
I appreciate you telling me lmao
@@zayajazz817
👌🏾👍🏾💯
*_big mood_*
“For every one Lebron James there’s a hundred of this guy.” 😂
Funny line, but I had to talk back to my computer...there are 100 million of this guy.
@@ddebenedictis That's probably more accurate. That would mean there are about 77 Lebron James.
@@KuZiMeiChuan Lmfao sounds about right
Dam y’all are mean 😂😂😂
😂😂 I just don’t think you can bang in the post like that!
I’m gonna use “I’m tryna get wiggly” in hope it catches on
Do it
I’m 100% sure it did not catch on
03:27 " Like I was having sex with a woman...she was real." LMAO!
The jokes about the office people having the saddest applause and being "6 sick days from suicide" were too real man 😂😂
This guys timing and cadence fits his material perfectly! I want to see more of him haha he had us dying 😂
Tbh,id like to see LESS of him.
This dude is a factory of jokes and quotes . Just so naturally funny
His voice sounds so grating...I LOVE IT. LOL.
"It's not that the anger is gone, it's managed" said, that other comedian
Shapel Lacey.
His face doesn't match the body. Respectfully. Loved this
sarah IDC seriously! His profile pic on a dating website would be the perfect catfish.
sarah IDC yup...😬
Kinda does actually
Yea, I was expecting a slender brother from the thumbnail.
@@NoMuShRoOmS it don't though
His voice is weirdly exactly how I imagined it would be
Looks like a randomly generated body from Ark
Who gaf u wanna see him naked? Tf u talkin abt this mans body like if he was shaped right you’d smash
Scumbaggery 🤣😭😂😩🤣😭😂😩
Delivery sounds a lot like hannibal buress
This guy has an awsome voice he should get a voice acting job
O...he should get a skinny (acting) job frfr
He’s the voice of Comedy Central
@@delimeat2888 I thought that was Kyle Kinane
he totally sounds like jake from adventure time tho!
@@mondayjr he does! He might be the voice actor behind jake
Hilarious wanna see more of him
So you want him to take off his shirt or something?
The way he speaks is so profound. I love the way he delivers his message.
I heard him on a podcast about a year ago, so natural in his delivery.
this guy is like a character out of Pixar
If you didn't see him, his voice sounds like Dave Chapelle. His pronunciation and timing are spot on!!
I like his laid back delivery. He's pretty funny!
“I think your cat is sick”😂😂
Funny dude hands down
Dude the part about drinking while camping - so true!
He's funny af.
My FBI agent knows what he's doing
Killer Mike is doing comedy?
Myron Venero 😂😂
really love this guys voice
Hannibal buress
“HE COPIED MY WHOLE FLOWWW, WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR”
Obinna Ikoku 😂😂😂😂😂😂
LoL at first I thought this was hannibal from the thumbnail LoL
It's kind of similar but not exactly. He definitely has his own style imo.
Common with emerging comedians until they find their "voice".
The sex part made me laugh so hard
Never heard of him but hes good
This was SO good. I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing 😂
He sounds like Aeries Spears giving his Al Pacino impression
Noah Smith105
Aeries Spears’ Schwartzanager impression is the absolute greatest. It still hurts me to watch.
@@aaronburratwood.6957 😂😂😂Fucking amazing
Definitely has Hannibal's cadence.
Where *did* Aries Spears go?
He sounds like a wanna be Hannibal burress
I laughed at almost every joke
“Go both ways with your scumbaggery”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every comment on here mentioning similarities with Hannibal, I liked.
Let this man be David Gborie first before comparing him to every other black comedian please 😂
Homie said "Labor intensive" 😂
Saw him open up for Eric Andre at Bucknell a few months ago and he did that same joke about his roommate, it was even better the second time 😂
Dude's delivery is on point! Amazingly hilarious!!
He sounds like he's having a heart attack at any moment😂
Loved it!
Not really lavelle Crawford does
Not really. Doesn’t even get winded
Dude David! I remember you from Dirty Trix - I’m stoked to find you on a Comedy Central special on TH-cam! Props!
David didn't upload this lol
I started this over like 5 times. 😂
What a jolly guy (and that's the 1st time i ever used "jolly" correctly)
i like his voice . he could be on boondocks
Anyone get the ad with the dude talking about capitalizing on saying hi to a beautiful woman
This guy is crushing this!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy's voice is so grating...I love it.
Keep ur genius going i haven't laughed this hard in a long time 🤣
This guys hilarious. Need more shows
Big Tracy Morgan energy 😂
I'm definitely stealing that line
This man had a voice for cartoons
why am I just finding this dude?!! wow. entertaining from start to finish
hes definitely my favorite on " all fantasy everything"
great timing lol
He looks like Ja Rule/Big Boi/T-Pain all rolled into one person.
Sooo. Are you sayin he ate them? Lol
@@paultyler7355 no, they all merged into 1 whole person lol
I also eat out on my birthday
Do you blow the candles?
ddebenedictis they’re usually joke candles
@@desi_um Joke candles 😂😂😂
Ayyyeee
Baby are you Nigerian? I'm vegetarian...it's wierd meeting you
Great!
This was fire
This is actually great material
MF high as hell
Brennen 009 , I think he is tipsy, slurring his words.
“I m T r Y n A g E t WIGGUHLY”
THIS GUYS A GENIUS LMFAOOO
I love this guy !!!
His delivery is gold
Yooooooo!!! I was told to say what’s on my mind. I said “ the dishes” .... cause I’m awkward that way
Funny as hell
Awesome!
This dude is awesomeness.
That got a lot better so he kept going. This was great
style wise, He reminds me of A new Patrice oneal .
He's extremely funny!!!🤣🤣🤣👍🏿💪🏿✊🏿
I hear Patrice O'Neil, Pauly Shore, and Martin Downey Jr. in his standup
David is great!
His bursts of energy reminds me of Eric Andre
bro got good lines, gah damn 👏🏽
This dude is good lmao. I'll keep my eye out for him.
As a member of the All Family Everything, it's wild to see people reacting to him for the first time!❤
wow. that beginning delivery was crazy. not having a "job" and then bringing in the 3 "jobs" at 2:06 😂 genius
That was a killer show Borie x
Not that there’s anything wrong with it but I must not like bangin that much too. Call me ole fashion but I think I’ll just sleep with my wife. 🤯
isnt that banging
🤣🤣🤣 I gotta go to work in the morning! Lmfao
Ok leave the rest to us 😂 Soviet music intensifies*
So your saying she doesnt like banging either??
You are ole fashion
That's called back at them all
This dude is hilarious 😂
With a population of 7 billion, I would argue human beings are top tier at having sex.
As a matter of fact we are so good at sex that we coach other species, that are poor at sex, into a successful union!.. like the timid panda.
Just saying😎
Richard Legrand
Sure enough, I see two dogs humping and I start cheering them on. Sometimes I take some notes 2BH.
@@aaronburratwood.6957 well said! Being one of the greats means also knowing there is always more to learn
Our population is only 7 B cuz we are the apex predator. That just means we good at dominating other species
Okay so having a lot of sex isn’t the same as being good at sex. That said, the key to mastering any given skill is practice soooo...
@@SamuelKAddai 💯
He bites Hannibal Burress style
His voice perfect for stand up
Not yo apt smell I think your cat is sick....im dead i spit out my damn water lol 😂
Well, he's a delight. 😄😄😄
Dude’s funny!
He got a good cartoon movie voice
when the video started I went and checked if I had playback speed set to 0.75
hilarious
Been listening to this guy since ‘13 lmao