Kyle Kinane Thinks Expiration Dates Are A Conspiracy | CONAN on TBS

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  • Forget the moon landing, Kyle Kinane’s favorite conspiracy theory involves Trader Joe’s too-small parking lot.
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  • @Neuroticmancer
    @Neuroticmancer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    He's a good dude, met him after a set and had a drink with him. Gave me some good advice on being a stand up

    • @StermaPerma
      @StermaPerma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MegaFunnymonkey123 dicks or it didnt happen

    • @onjofilms
      @onjofilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And what was that advice; 'don't sit down'. lol, ba dum ba dump. see what I did there I'm rolling on the floor over here!

    • @kylejaynes2949
      @kylejaynes2949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he tell you to give up? I hope so.

    • @kylejaynes2949
      @kylejaynes2949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MegaFunnymonkey123
      Well he sounds like a true gentleman.

    • @dustypartition
      @dustypartition 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MegaFunnymonkey123 I'd seriously love to know what he said. I've never been given any advice that wasn't sarcastic.

  • @azdarksonal
    @azdarksonal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    that cactus joke was hilarious!

    • @posteador
      @posteador 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better than his closer IMO.

  • @KenTheAdventurer
    @KenTheAdventurer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I noticed Jimmy Fallon was sitting in the front row

  • @MediaBully
    @MediaBully 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Very likeable, funny jokes, good delivery.

  • @daceuro
    @daceuro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Whoa somebody in the front row is the loudest laugher ever!

    • @MichiWehovz
      @MichiWehovz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I kinda like it though

    • @missoctober8859
      @missoctober8859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's like he's wearing a mic.

    • @psycold
      @psycold 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kyle's dad is really supportive.

    • @EmiMac20
      @EmiMac20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think that was Conan.

    • @noredine
      @noredine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i can still hear that laugh echoing

  • @AliAbbasi87
    @AliAbbasi87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    one guy's really enjoying it

    • @DiveLike
      @DiveLike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think i know him. He sounds like one of the guest they had on a live dollop.

    • @grizzlybear6918
      @grizzlybear6918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patient Zero he wouldnt happen to have a night show would he?

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guy's name is Fard Muhammad; he's a local comedian/laugh machine from Chicago.

  • @omaralmallah9987
    @omaralmallah9987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That one guy laughing in the audience gets me every time

  • @VerlixStone
    @VerlixStone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was hands down one of the best Comedians Conan has ever had. Everything was gold. Need to look this guy up ASAP!

  • @gimperdaniel
    @gimperdaniel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Pretty impressive... never heard any of these jokes before. new content is hard.

    • @noob-yo3op
      @noob-yo3op 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Faria not sure if that's sarcasm

  • @grdrddd
    @grdrddd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i love the guys laughter on the right side of the audience :))

  • @Qurisx
    @Qurisx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I believe his new special is out on 10/15/16 and everyone should check out his Podcast, Boogie Monster. Love this guy.

  • @justadude
    @justadude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Oh, distinctive laugh does not think that joke is funny."

    • @BostonPowers
      @BostonPowers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I haven't slept for ten days.....cuz that would be too long

    • @johannesgh90
      @johannesgh90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

    • @jollystniick
      @jollystniick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've watched Mitch so many times that when Kyle didn't say it, I almost made a comment like "he totally forgot to say hope on top"

    • @BimTalch
      @BimTalch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Pringles's original idea was to make tennis balls

    • @shempone
      @shempone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to get my teeth whitened.....

  • @KingVo1
    @KingVo1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It was dope hearing Conan laugh at his first joke and seeing how it caught him off guard. That was a real genuine moment, the kind that doesn't come by too often on television (not saying that I expect them to but due to my low expectations I really appreciate the rare occurrences). He's really funny, has great delivery, original, and definitely just gained a new fan 💯

  • @D0ctorJeaN
    @D0ctorJeaN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i dont know what some of you are talking about,he was simply great!i would pay the money to see this guy!

  • @ICantFindaNameSoYeah
    @ICantFindaNameSoYeah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jimmy Fallon was in the audience

  • @akshaysinha5031
    @akshaysinha5031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Got to see this guy live in Denver, he's awesome and I'm glad he got on Conan!

  • @HanzSygnal
    @HanzSygnal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    UBER nachos joke was amazing

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the trader Joe's thing was funny lol

  • @daugbret
    @daugbret 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What a killer 5 minutes.

  • @NotAMycologist
    @NotAMycologist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I entered 'nachoes' as a food destination" I literally spit rum and coke all over my expensive laptop, thanks Kyle. (love you)

  • @RHINOSAUR
    @RHINOSAUR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Listen to Andy laughing the loudest during the FOOD jokes.

  • @timhoffman1169
    @timhoffman1169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh lord hope this is new material for a new standup special because I need some new Kyle Kinane in my life.

  • @Caesar0031
    @Caesar0031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I watched it a second time, just for the crazy laughing guy.

    • @photosimonson
      @photosimonson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for someone to mention that dude. Out of control, haha.

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guy's name is Fard Muhammad; he's a local comedian/laugh machine from Chicago.

  • @YologamerY13
    @YologamerY13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He is great. Refreshing.

    • @LJdaentertainer
      @LJdaentertainer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      refreshing?....oh stfu

    • @20Steve25
      @20Steve25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Lan.J So mean

  • @CinesterCharlie
    @CinesterCharlie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Yes, we are." My dog freaked out I was laughing so hard at that.

  • @Indyreptiles
    @Indyreptiles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Hey this pretty good.

    • @Qurisx
      @Qurisx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed. One of my Favorites. He has a great Podcast out if you like his style, Its called Boogie Monster.

    • @skacoreification
      @skacoreification 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hey, that's pretty good

    • @benjmiester
      @benjmiester 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah the podcast is great! I think it's funny how they often get so completely sidetracked and barely get to the task at hand.

  • @joshuamullaney195
    @joshuamullaney195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    one of the great storytellers of our time, kyle is at "national treasure" status

  • @kcthewanderer
    @kcthewanderer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best Conan stand-up in a while!

  • @joshuahorita5152
    @joshuahorita5152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that's patience. Oooohhh I was dying.

  • @MrKingTigar
    @MrKingTigar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great standup, made my day.

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m onboard with that Trader Joe’s conspiracy theory.

  • @loveforeignaccents
    @loveforeignaccents 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good stuff!!

  • @MyriamEH
    @MyriamEH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love this kind of humour.

  • @AcidHeat
    @AcidHeat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is Amazing with big A great job out there! :D

  • @benifitotd3447
    @benifitotd3447 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    His mom sat up front." You're doing good honey! HahahahaHAAAAAHAAAAHAAA!"

  • @JokerGotNoRules
    @JokerGotNoRules 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    a genius comedian without uttering a single swear word

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zavi Aman you may not like his regular routine then.

  • @JavierFernandez01
    @JavierFernandez01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hahahahahhah, damn that killed!

  • @kdholden
    @kdholden 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The alien joke ages well 😅

  • @darmbiedw9103
    @darmbiedw9103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this dude did fantastic! loved it

    • @Qurisx
      @Qurisx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe his new special is out on 10/15

    • @darmbiedw9103
      @darmbiedw9103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Borelli that's cool, thanks for the heads up

    • @Qurisx
      @Qurisx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darmbie
      Also He has a fairly new podcast called Boogie Monster

  • @hydekins2
    @hydekins2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kyle Kinanes specials are fantastic. His last appearance on Conan did not go well at all. This appearance was much more fitting to Conans audience. All new material, funny, and clean enough for tbs. 5/5, Kyle (if you're reading this) I can't wait to see you live some day soon.

  • @TheVintageRomance
    @TheVintageRomance 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao the ending

  • @Dennicillin
    @Dennicillin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha! Nice. It's 1:30 am on a Wednesday morning and I'm out here having myself a good laugh. Nice

  • @shejmus
    @shejmus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome! :D

  • @kmanflo
    @kmanflo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He IS HILARIOUS :D

  • @xopapijpapi641
    @xopapijpapi641 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    👏he just got a new fan 😂

  • @hfield07
    @hfield07 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    04:24 is such a cosmo kramer reaction, this was good.

  • @Mazeoftorment
    @Mazeoftorment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy vas actually good.

  • @thedandaman1010
    @thedandaman1010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great bits Kyle

  • @TDK1939
    @TDK1939 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was fantastic

  • @DylanFromAZ
    @DylanFromAZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That loud laugher is Chris Hardwick

  • @timbeaux1
    @timbeaux1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this dude is the voice of comedy central that says "comin' up next..."

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice shirt...my mom has a tablecloth with that pattern XD

  • @RancherNikki
    @RancherNikki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Trader Joe conspiracy is legit

  • @mybrainsondrums
    @mybrainsondrums 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    mayo joke got me good. much love, Mr. Kinane

  • @Enth
    @Enth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:28 is my favorite

  • @ducheswannabe
    @ducheswannabe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Wow, Conor Mcgregor let himself go...

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was like, "What?", then after further examination, "Yup, winkie eyes, narrow nose, cheeks. I see it."

    • @rononyonka17
      @rononyonka17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s living life to the fullest

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny, and seems like a cool dude. I love the cactus part.

  • @wrightcodyj
    @wrightcodyj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the cactus joke was so dumb and I laughed so hard

  • @eubie6506
    @eubie6506 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone know what kind of shoes those are?

  • @ddhu5396
    @ddhu5396 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy

  • @007NowOnline
    @007NowOnline 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy sitting next to the loud laugher had great restraint.

  • @fricken99
    @fricken99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I though this was @midnight for a minute.

  • @rudranil06
    @rudranil06 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! This guy is awesome!!!

  • @L-Jay1147
    @L-Jay1147 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love him so much he reminds me too much like my uncle

  • @Snowboarder54688
    @Snowboarder54688 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    that one dude laughing harder than everyone else at the back top right

  • @timbeaux1
    @timbeaux1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's the current voice of comedy central and I do love him so

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kyle's awesome. Maybe a shade too intelligent and philosophical for the average, derivative audience member, but at least I can fully appreciate him.

    • @Luca_dec
      @Luca_dec 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what a douchey thing to say

    • @jhonhenry9056
      @jhonhenry9056 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a genius

  • @joeyd3447
    @joeyd3447 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious, love Kyle Kinane.

  • @broms316
    @broms316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like this guy.

  • @LJdaentertainer
    @LJdaentertainer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    this guy moves like Redd Fox

  • @siko1101
    @siko1101 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    is this the guy from the comedy central voice??

  • @ap6134
    @ap6134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was in the audience :) :) I wanted to hug Conan soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo badly but didn't get the chance

    • @DrawbackDrawback
      @DrawbackDrawback 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should've smuggled in an AK-47 and Toby the tech guy. Then once you're in just make the signal and boom, Toby turns off the lights and with his martial arts skills he quickly eliminates all security. Than you pop up, take out the AK and hold the entire room hostage. Then you make your demands. A hug from Conan or everyone dies.

  • @john-sw1jh
    @john-sw1jh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    May i ask if the crowd was real ?? it sounds so HD :p

  • @broms316
    @broms316 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is awesome

  • @ramiarab
    @ramiarab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    very funny

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Somehow, the formal evening-show curtains in the background put a damper on pothead comedy.

  • @clarkparker4860
    @clarkparker4860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I approve of this.

  • @Raymaster7482
    @Raymaster7482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!... -_-

    • @Dinco422
      @Dinco422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      - Jimmy Fallon

    • @Bitchtheman
      @Bitchtheman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      woah, oh my god, your so funny, Oh my god......wanna check out my new app called bonk....it so good, so good!jajajaja, so funny!-Jimmy Fallon

  • @rlachermeier
    @rlachermeier 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hard to be funny and clean these days but he pulls it off.

  • @jeffha3
    @jeffha3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kyle Kinane is my people.

  • @TobeyFairre7861
    @TobeyFairre7861 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *RIP Toys R' Us* - Kyle Kinane was the finisher against your Illuminati plan.

  • @gerardwhytelads
    @gerardwhytelads 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hot One's gang

  • @Equus21
    @Equus21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi Bullet!

  • @zak6933
    @zak6933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like Ragnar lothbrok

  • @peterpanda7506
    @peterpanda7506 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    saw him on the netflix series 'love'

  • @IunwantedI
    @IunwantedI 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The laughing. I swear I hear that one guy...

  • @briansullivan5792
    @briansullivan5792 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    God damn I love Kyle Kinane

  • @skacoreification
    @skacoreification 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A+

  • @MATTMAN92ish
    @MATTMAN92ish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    To all the people commenting on the laughing person i'm sure someone finds your laughing grating as well. Someone is enjoying themselves loudly?? What are they some kind of joy demon!?? I hate laughter I hate people enjoying things! Also Jimmy fallon is the only person you can muster up in your brain that has a loud laugh? Great work.

  • @Squalla1
    @Squalla1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, he reminds me of Ginger from _True Detective_.

    • @alexissarduy
      @alexissarduy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Conan told him his set was "90 seconds in and out.."

  • @ninjutsu5225
    @ninjutsu5225 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "man, it's hard being a human being!" lol, I was a cab driver for a week and I did meet a lot of interesting people. I enjoyed the job, but it wasn't nearly enough money for the time you put in...

  • @maximilianschmid9890
    @maximilianschmid9890 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "3:57...schaemful timmiddittj issz vhj their schoppr trolliesz arr soo god damn small, inn rewrennsc tou their preiscessz."

  • @underweightHater
    @underweightHater 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    crushed

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    we sure r

  • @hfanti
    @hfanti 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    that was not a comparative statemente 2:34

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG!!!! Trader Joe's parking lots are toooo freaking small!!!

  • @stijnher9878
    @stijnher9878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Am i the only one who was annoyed af by that guy in the audience with the hysterical laugh?

  • @OlviMasta77
    @OlviMasta77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    haha! this guy was great! low grade conspiracy theories! haha

    • @Katalowins
      @Katalowins 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      his are far more likely. i dont know anyone who shops at trader joes.

  • @citychicaintexas
    @citychicaintexas 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was hilarious to watch! 😅😅

  • @maiaoursun3991
    @maiaoursun3991 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I love a good taurus. What's up?