when card names get ridiculous

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  • @RenewedHorizon
    @RenewedHorizon ปีที่แล้ว +21738

    The fact that Buffalong Bill sounds so much like a card ProZD came up with that he absolutely had to break character to clarify that one was genuinely real is sending me.

    • @eclipsetcg5767
      @eclipsetcg5767 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      @@ToxicTurquoise454 It is infact. a real card.

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn ปีที่แล้ว +52

      where?

    • @Gabriel-doodle
      @Gabriel-doodle ปีที่แล้ว +507

      I feel like they created that card *_just_* for ProZD to use that card in the sponsorship.

    • @grunchchristmas
      @grunchchristmas ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Googled it. It's real😂

    • @rasengdori13
      @rasengdori13 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sounds like you don’t get out much if it’s sending you.

  • @nickk4953
    @nickk4953 ปีที่แล้ว +3376

    “That’s not even a card I made up that’s, that’s just a real card” that had me dying how matter of factly he did that.

    • @JuukaRock
      @JuukaRock ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I looked up this card, it's a buffalo with long rifle guns for horns...that it isn't a card ProZD designed is just all the more insane to me and just has me cracking up.

    • @JuukaRock
      @JuukaRock ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Deltexterity Battle Spirits, the game that this video was sponsored by if you watched the whole thing

    • @RetepAdam
      @RetepAdam ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s the little smirk for me.

  • @olburgle2841
    @olburgle2841 ปีที่แล้ว +5814

    0:41 It finally happened. ProZD kept in him cracking up over his own silly card names.

    • @parzingtheasian
      @parzingtheasian ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i love seeing things like those, the character breaking is just something that is mmmph

    • @michaelsander2878
      @michaelsander2878 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I love that he couldn't even get through that nonsense. I think him breaking made me laugh more than the setup. Which already had me laughing a little bit. I'm getting over covid so this video literally caused me pain. But I'm happy that I can laugh again.

    • @DTwoHS
      @DTwoHS ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this is just the first time he’s ever had to redo a take

    • @captainrogers2790
      @captainrogers2790 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scams

    • @DanXRojas
      @DanXRojas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gigoga giga gagagagigo

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    It is so impressive how he keeps to the cow theme for all these hilarious card skits

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yeah. He has his own 'IPs' for the specific stuff he's doing his skits for. Anime = Chairem Anime. Drama = The Pizza Brothers. Game = those King Dragon stuff. And now, card game, is this (idk his 'official' naming of his dairy cow card game yet).

    • @yodawgzgaming4416
      @yodawgzgaming4416 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MollyHJohns cowrd game?!

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@MollyHJohns Legendairy Cattleclysm

    • @Boslatine
      @Boslatine ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@juliamavroidi8601😂 Yes Please

    • @CertifiedDoc
      @CertifiedDoc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need a playlist of all these cow game skits.

  • @its_leeoh4509
    @its_leeoh4509 ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    The 2 part card and character break added so much to this skit lmao

    • @johnofthenorth6653
      @johnofthenorth6653 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The second card BROKE me. I had to pause to finish laughing.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Which one ?

    • @raininess
      @raininess ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. I love that he left that in.

    • @timothye.2902
      @timothye.2902 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there are some Magic the Gathering cards that actually stack sideways on top of one another to create one entity on the battlefield using two cards. The mechanic is called "meld"

    • @aaronloiselle3651
      @aaronloiselle3651 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good job, this irrelevant redundant comment got you 3k likes. That's 3k people with a brain the size of a peanut because it didn't add to or take away from anything. He does things like this in pretty much every skit, you just wanted attention just like everybody else on youtube.

  • @masiethespiral
    @masiethespiral ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    This is made even funnier with the knowledge that the Gettysburg Address was famous for how short it was as opposed to all the other people who spoke that day

    • @BasedMamaJames617
      @BasedMamaJames617 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      True, wasn't there like some orator before Lincoln arrived who spoke for like two hours?

    • @Fieari
      @Fieari ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The photographer wasn't even done setting up his camera. Admittably, cameras took a lot longer to set up back then, but he thought he'd have time since speeches are typically longer.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thats not a good reason to be funny? a 2 minute long name is way too long, 2 minute Speech about a 3 day battle that took 46-51k casualties would be considered rude and is too short for what occured....so why is it funny? If Bush gave a 2 min long speech about 911, they would have vilified him worse than he already was
      The Gettysburg address isn't exactly famous for being short either. Its famous for being short and still so well put together compared to others there. Like the guy who droned on for an hour or two and didn't even come close to the effect that Lincolns address had had.

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lincoln was a master of speaking. The other people who made statements that day were (like most politicians) masters of talking. There's a significant difference.

    • @danielbaird6662
      @danielbaird6662 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@BasedMamaJames617 That was William Harrison, ninth U.S. president. His inaugural speech was two hours, in the rain.

  • @macmusial3644
    @macmusial3644 ปีที่แล้ว +4577

    Sometimes, you learn the difference between Mooborygmos and Mooborygmos Enraged the hard way when you take 9 dairy discard damage to the dome

    • @Theycallmetomu
      @Theycallmetomu ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I get that reference!

    • @janktribal9238
      @janktribal9238 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Borborygmoo

    • @wedgearyxsaber
      @wedgearyxsaber ปีที่แล้ว +173

      When he asked "WhIcH ClOvUs" I immediately thought of this situation

    • @jakem4648
      @jakem4648 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I was hoping I'd be early enough to drop the obligatory pithing needle reference.

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I knew I'd find a moogic the gathering reference if I looked hard enough

  • @nahtans95
    @nahtans95 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    The amount of cow puns he managed to fit into the Gettysburg Address is truly impressive

  • @colderratic5681
    @colderratic5681 ปีที่แล้ว +9372

    I absolutely love the ProZD style of mercilessly mocking every sponsorship he gets.

    • @MagmaRiver
      @MagmaRiver ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Sometimes no one likes making fun of something as much as it's own fans do

    • @Y.Nawabi
      @Y.Nawabi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here!!! Have an awesome day!!

    • @reizak8966
      @reizak8966 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah, but then I actually watch the sponsorship segments. It's pure genius.

    • @bare_bear_hands
      @bare_bear_hands ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you seen Nurse recently? She accepted a sponsorship from Raid, and implied certain things about Raid players, cellphones and medical emergencies - she is Nurse after all.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bare_bear_hands Who?

  • @highlander6100
    @highlander6100 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    He really wrote out the entire Gettysburg address on a card with cow puns. That's really well done.

  • @chinopinowarrior9022
    @chinopinowarrior9022 ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    The synergy when the sponsorship kicks in and the 1st card is called "Supernova Dragon Slegwurm Nova" is over 9000

    • @DarthEnderX
      @DarthEnderX ปีที่แล้ว +118

      1:09 Lightning Beast Emperor Thunder Zedleon?!

    • @csolisr
      @csolisr ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And don't forget Phantom Beastking Rean

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat ปีที่แล้ว +72

      These sound like card names an A.I. would make lmao

    • @Swisskies
      @Swisskies ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Grand Underworld Trio Barock BALDO can't be real

    • @comiqueromosses9132
      @comiqueromosses9132 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why the fuck do you need 2 novas in the name

  • @samuelberry6326
    @samuelberry6326 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    In Magic the Gathering, a rule specifically states that a card may be called by ANY name so long as both players agree upon an understanding of which card was referenced. This rule was implemented after someone lost an entire tournament due to abbreviating a card name.

    • @lucaslennan3356
      @lucaslennan3356 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I played Yugioh and remembering thinking it was crazy that was ever allowed to happen at all, since Yuhioh always had that rule implemented. Seriously, the amount of times I've said "the red one".

    • @eldritchexploited5462
      @eldritchexploited5462 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Pithing Needle Borborygmos my Beloved.

    • @misterghoul9457
      @misterghoul9457 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lucaslennan3356didn’t yugioh have to implement a version of the rule after someone called “Black luster soldier” for a mind hack or something, and they said they didn’t have the ritual card, causing a judge call or something?

    • @lucaslennan3356
      @lucaslennan3356 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@misterghoul9457 If they did it was 2 decades ago. It's been a rule as far back as I can remember.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@lucaslennan3356 Yu-Gi-Oh has the disadvantage of frequently having 20 different guys that are actually just the same guy lol

  • @MrMeltJr
    @MrMeltJr ปีที่แล้ว +6272

    This shit actually happened in a Magic tournament once. Without getting into too much detail, a guy played a card that let's you name any card and then abilities of the named card can't be activated. He intended to name Borborygmos Enraged (a key piece of his opponents combo), but just said "Borborygmos" and because there is another card called Borborygmos, the tournament judge ruled that he named that card instead of the combo piece.
    They actually changed the rules after that, it's now on both players to be clear on what card was named before the game goes on, and you can always call a judge if your opponent is being shitty about it.

    • @JD-wu5pf
      @JD-wu5pf ปีที่แล้ว +554

      The judge 100% had money riding on that game. I can't think of any other reason why he'd fuck over a player that badly.

    • @malcomchase9777
      @malcomchase9777 ปีที่แล้ว +738

      @@JD-wu5pf I can imagine someone acting like a "computer" and trying to interpret the rules as strictly as possible. Guy was probably worried about their job.

    • @MrMeltJr
      @MrMeltJr ปีที่แล้ว +490

      @@JD-wu5pf Not really. Magic is very serious about it's rules, the designers put a lot of effort into making sure there are rules to cover literally anything that could ever happen in a game. Magic judges are supposed to enforce the letter of the law with no personal interpretations, so that no matter where you play and who's judging, the rules will work the same no matter what. Honestly I put more blame on the opponent, he definitely knew what card he intended to name but rules lawyered his way around it.
      It's a great system 99.9% of the time, but that 0.1% comes up now and then. They're usually pretty quick about changing the rules to fix these kind of things, though.

    • @imperiallarch7610
      @imperiallarch7610 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I still can't believe they changed the rule over this, it seems obvious to me that you should have to say the actual card name. If you named "Borborygmos" then you named "Borborygmos."

    • @MrMeltJr
      @MrMeltJr ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@imperiallarch7610 I think the rule change was great. For one, it prevents stuff like this from happening again due to similar card names. It also helps players who don't speak English very well (or at all) with card names that might not have simple translations to English. Most foreign tournament players are probably going to learn English card names anyway, but this helps everybody avoid confusion. There have been other weird tournament rulings that came from non-English-speaking players saying something wrong.

  • @CamONEILL
    @CamONEILL ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The fact the ad features a card named "SUPERNOVA DRAGON SLEGWURM NOVA" really sells the point of the video

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Apparently it's Siegworm. Victory worm.

  • @JakatoXtra
    @JakatoXtra ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    I like how he didn't have to make up Buffalong Bill since that's an Actual Card from Battle Spirits Saga and fits his Cow Card Game Theme 🐮😆

    • @meapyboy12345
      @meapyboy12345 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh thats what he meant by its actually a real card

    • @mynt4033
      @mynt4033 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      god damn this game looks really bad. It's like they took yugioh but made it worse.

    • @paologrisanti4627
      @paologrisanti4627 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mynt4033 Maybe you should give the game a try before criticizing it. It's nowhere like Yugioh and it's far more strategical. Plus the artworks are badass

    • @mynt4033
      @mynt4033 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@paologrisanti4627 lol no it's gross. Disgusting big numbers for no reason, convoluted generic art, and textwall card design tells me everything about the game maker's vision and it's garbage.

    • @paologrisanti4627
      @paologrisanti4627 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mynt4033 The numbers on the top left are for the summon mechanic 😭😭😭

  • @michel0dy
    @michel0dy ปีที่แล้ว +334

    The fact that recently a yugioh player got a loss at a national tournament because he declared a card as "Agido" and not "Agido, The Ancient Sentinel" in his decklist makes this video even funnier.

    • @why2k87
      @why2k87 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Holy cow something like that actually happened years ago in competitive magic the gathering.

    • @HighPriestFuneral
      @HighPriestFuneral ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Isn't that because there's another card called just, "Agido"?

    • @kamenrider5ds60
      @kamenrider5ds60 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@HighPriestFuneral Yea there is the original Agido from Dark Crisis released WAY back in 2004, thus if putting down in a deck list just "Agido" while actually playing "Agido, The Ancient Sentinel" makes it seem like you cheated by swapping out a terrible card(Original Agido) for a much better one and throw off the opponent.

    • @ikebirchum6591
      @ikebirchum6591 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Something similar happened in Magic once with Borborygmos and Borborygmos, Enraged

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kamenrider5ds60 Are deck lists public knowledge before the games start? Does everyone know what decks everyone has? Wouldn't there be no mystery then?

  • @StarKnight54
    @StarKnight54 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I like how this implies he was just saying knowledge that he was gaining telepathically or something before actually reading the card

  • @cleoh3
    @cleoh3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Fun fact! One time in a MtG tournament there were two opponents: one of the player's main win conditions was activating a card named "Borborygmos, Enraged", and to counter this, the other player was playing a card named pithing needle to prevent the first player from activating his win condition. Pithing needle directs its controller to name a card, and then instructs that activated abilities of the named card can't be activated. The second player named the card "Borborygmos", which happens to be the name of a second card, that is entirely different from "Borborygmos, Enraged". The judges ruled that under the pithing needle that had named "Borborygmos", "Borborygmos, Enraged" could be activated to it's controller's heart's content.

    • @ParodyKnaveBob
      @ParodyKnaveBob 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This infamous incident also led to a change in rules 'cause that was, y'know, dumb, lol. $X^ b

  • @PoopinaBucket
    @PoopinaBucket ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    The fact that Interplanetarypurplythorny Dragon is a real card name without ANY spaces, fits this video PERFECTLY

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle ปีที่แล้ว +166

      On the other hand, with a lot of spaces, we have shit like "Training Fur Hire, Fur All Your Training Needs"

    • @Avvura
      @Avvura ปีที่แล้ว +50

      whats the other one...gogiga gagagigo XD

    • @iateitguy903
      @iateitguy903 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh damn, I forgot about that for a minute there. I think my dad still calls it my "interplanetary duh-duh-duh".

    • @ghen492
      @ghen492 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      But what about "D/D/D/D Super-Dimensional Sovereign Emperor Zero Paradox"?

    • @seanmiller6583
      @seanmiller6583 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ghen492 no way are these for real actual card names?

  • @jacobw.6744
    @jacobw.6744 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I love it when people leave the character breaks in their skits. We're giggling like idiots while watching, it's fun to know that even the skit creator is laughing at how silly the things they're saying are.

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    ProZD is literally a card expert at this point, love to see how many cards he has in his collection.

    • @hedgelad712
      @hedgelad712 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope he keeps them in a golden binder

    • @OGSilentMan
      @OGSilentMan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut up

  • @TheExveemon
    @TheExveemon ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I am reminded of Number 38: Hope Harbinger Dragon Titanic Galaxy, one of the few Numbers cards to not have their title dropped when brought into English.
    For those who don't know, there's a series of monster cards in Yugioh called "Number" which, in the original Japanese, have a title in their card name, which goes with a "given" name (except for the Over 100 ones i think). When brought over, the English game dropped the titles for basically all of them, except for the Hope related Manga ones that werent Utopia. So, cards like the protagonist's ace, Utopia (named Hope in Japanese, as in "Houpu") was changed from "Number 39: King of Wishes, Hope" to just "Number 39: Utopia." These names aren't even that long in Japanese, text wise, as they're always in Japanese, written in Kanji, with the given name being in Katakana. So Utopia's Japanese name was writen as No. 39 希望皇霍普ホープ. Titanic Galaxy up there was simply No. 39 魁竜タイタニック・ギャラクシー (Kibou Kairyuu Titanic Galaxy), which takes up SIGNIFICANTLY less space than a direct translation. Yet they directly translated it. For some reason.

  • @nitroglitch45
    @nitroglitch45 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    I love how he broke the 4th wall and had to clarify that first card was real

  • @JJBeauregard1
    @JJBeauregard1 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I've totally done the "pretend to not understand what your friend means to force them into saying something ridiculous" move :'D

  • @matthew-ph6xo
    @matthew-ph6xo ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Another awesome installment in the epic cow card game saga

    • @txzk26
      @txzk26 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      3 bots. wow

    • @proffapoluga2573
      @proffapoluga2573 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Including one who's trying to pretend to not be one. Quite meta... and slightly funny

    • @Mene0
      @Mene0 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@txzk26 In another comment there were 6 lol

    • @txzk26
      @txzk26 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mene0 TH-cam has become fucking ridiculous. Instead of tackling bots, they are putting all their efforts into making their UI even shitier.

  • @marvelinopanjaitan6076
    @marvelinopanjaitan6076 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love the fact that he's sponsoring the Battle Spirits TCG since it has pretty long card names like
    "Evangelion Special Equipment for Extreme Space Adaption Supplementable Unit-08 Revised Gamma Temporary Two-Arm Reinforcement Specification -Operation Yamato-"

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wHAT

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They recently just finished revealing the cards for the Evangelion collab set. This is only a mild exaggeration of how dumb the card names are. The magic cards are just freaking movie quotes such as "To think that I, the 1st angel, would be reduced to the 13th..."
      To make things worse the card names are redundant enough that coming up with abbreviations that unambiguously identify cards is actually kinda hard.

  • @callahanjohnson
    @callahanjohnson ปีที่แล้ว +100

    1:03 "that all cows are creAted equal"
    😂 That voice crack as he gets increasingly passionate totally gets me.

  • @Drewtendo
    @Drewtendo ปีที่แล้ว +76

    That break when he started saying the last card was perfect!

  • @AJSXenigma
    @AJSXenigma ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I'm always excited for a card game to sponsor Sungwon so we can get more Legendairy Cattleclysm

    • @shadowldrago
      @shadowldrago ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is that the official name of the Cow Card Game now?

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla ปีที่แล้ว

      Sing Wing does have nice cards.

    • @menialbee
      @menialbee ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shadowldrago I like moogic: the grazering personally

    • @tiozuradasexatas6754
      @tiozuradasexatas6754 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shadowldrago Yes. Some of these cards were sold under this name.

    • @AJSXenigma
      @AJSXenigma ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadowldrago Yep, you can buy some of the cards from The Yetee!

  • @theshield2004
    @theshield2004 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Dinah won’t you blow your heifer horn” omg that delivery was epic 😂😂😂

  • @Arkholt2
    @Arkholt2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I imagine whenever anyone comes to SungWon offering to sponsor a video he always tells them, "You know it's just going to be a video making fun of you, right"

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Humor is literally the best for ads. It's why the majority of commercials are so over the top ridiculous.

    • @SassyServine17
      @SassyServine17 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don't remember when he said it, but that actually does happen. He does tell them that he's gonna make fun of them and most of the sponsors are all go for it

  • @CassiusKent
    @CassiusKent ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love that he couldn't help but laugh before continuing with the card.

  • @winterborne1_
    @winterborne1_ ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Wasn't expecting Divine Bovine Clovis Clovenhoof to have the same stats and abilities as Clovis Cloverhoof. I hope the "Divine" keyword carries some additional benefit.

    • @Grievous_Nix
      @Grievous_Nix ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It doesn’t take effect until the cheese-tasting phase

    • @BreezyInterwebs
      @BreezyInterwebs ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's a more versatile card since Divine-affecting augmentation cards will apply to it

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@BreezyInterwebs Yeah, but that only matters if he gets value from those cards. And Divine augmenting cards just aren't very useful for stuff like Clovenhoof, who just isn't really interested in buffs from stuff like Holy Milk or St. Eligius' Blessing.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's just extra copies of Clovis Clovenhoof

    • @DieJG
      @DieJG ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can be your commander.

  • @deepsolar169
    @deepsolar169 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm just gonna remind y'all that "Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar" is a real magic card that sometimes is played

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “Get” ridiculous? They’ve *been* ridiculous.

    • @alonsakarano1843
      @alonsakarano1843 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yu-Gi-Oh unironically named a card “Toadally Awesome”, and ever since it’s just gotten wackier across the board

    • @mozzarellamaniac6300
      @mozzarellamaniac6300 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In Yu-Gi-Oh, we have this one dragon monster named "Interplanetarypurplythorny Dragon"

    • @alonsakarano1843
      @alonsakarano1843 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mozzarellamaniac6300 don’t forget about Interplanetarypurplythorny Beast

    • @burbotime
      @burbotime ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mozzarellamaniac6300 Speaking of mouthfuls, how about "Super Anti-Kaiju War Machine Mecha-Thunder-King"?

    • @adonchristlael6301
      @adonchristlael6301 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, especially Battle Spirits collab sets card names

  • @Nako3
    @Nako3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Thank god he didnt start the cheese factory shenanigans again.

    • @jonesjermaine4387
      @jonesjermaine4387 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a cis Chinese man and fan of his videos When is he going to talk about the round eyes stealing our Secret Fried Recipe that dates back to the Ding Dong Dynasty?

  • @dragonlogos1
    @dragonlogos1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:04 “that’s not even a card I made up” I’m dead bury me with my booster sets.

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Seeing ProZD break character is the funniest part of this because it’s obvious to that he’s trying so hard to keep himself together

  • @thegnarledpirate9198
    @thegnarledpirate9198 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Card names when the game first launches:
    "Fire Dragon!", "Super Dinosaur!", "Great Warrior!"
    Card names a few years after the game's launch:
    " *_AKINION, THE ONEIRIC VIVISECTOR OF DIMENSIONS, SUPREME HERALD OF THE ALL POWERFUL DRAGON RULER OF THE OUTER REALMS NUMBER 9664!_* "

    • @yeti4954
      @yeti4954 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And it's a common card.

  • @U.Inferno
    @U.Inferno ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is why MTG implemented a rule colloquially known as "That One Borborygmos Rule."
    There's a card in MTG that nullifies the abilities of any card named. Player A played the card and said "Borborygmos," which was the secondary win con of Player B's deck. Later, B played the exact card A was talking about, which the ref ruled in favor of because "Borborygmos" is a card that exists when the card A should have named was "Borborygmos, Enraged," even though the card "Borborygmos" wasn't used anywhere in that game being played and everyone knew what he was talking about.
    Later, Wizards of the Coast created the above rule to basically say "You don't have to say the full name of the card if everyone knows what you're talking about."

  • @trickstarphoenix8413
    @trickstarphoenix8413 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Longest yugioh card names, as copied from reddit somewhere:
    Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Evening Twilight (52)
    Number 23: Lancelot, Dark Knight of the Underworld (50)
    Number 45: Crumble Logos the Prophet of Demolition (50)
    Number 81: Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Super Dora (50)
    Assault Blackwing - Chidori the Rain Sprinkling (47)
    Number 38: Hope Harbinger Dragon Titanic Galaxy (47)
    Super Anti-Kaiju War Machine Mecha-Thunder-King (47)
    Amorphactor Pain, the Imagination Dracoverlord (46)
    Assault Blackwing - Onimaru the Divine Thunder (46)
    Showdown of the Secret Sense Scroll Techniques (46)
    Training Fur Hire, Fur All Your Training Needs (46)

    • @trickstarphoenix8413
      @trickstarphoenix8413 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And yes, I do actually play yugioh lol

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh but "jinzoningen psychoshocker" was too long and had to be shortened to jinzo.

    • @trickstarphoenix8413
      @trickstarphoenix8413 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tuseroni6085 Konami moment

    • @junjiexie
      @junjiexie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now sort by number of syllables

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That last one sounds like a staffing agency for kittens.

  • @ElTaitronAnim
    @ElTaitronAnim ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh my gosh the real card names during the ad read are insane. Fittingly, I think this is your longest ad read ever, too.

  • @garchompenthusiast
    @garchompenthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +53

    i never knew small family restaurants and card games would have so much in common

  • @magetsalive5162
    @magetsalive5162 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I liked the part where he played Supergalaxy Milk-Lord Bovicus and used his effect, White Hole Neutron Discharge to destroy all spells, field effects, and moonsters on the board
    Blew my mind when White Hole Neutron Discharge was changed to only require loading a Black Hole Trap by banishing ten Holstein archetype moonsters from play.

  • @amateraceon5202
    @amateraceon5202 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    You can see the production quality on the cards themselves steadily increasing over time with each skit
    Now we’re just waiting until he finally releases the card game as an official product

    • @KoyasuNoBara
      @KoyasuNoBara ปีที่แล้ว

      He did release it
      th-cam.com/video/ZkQ8oZg8CcI/w-d-xo.html

    • @Zamtrios245
      @Zamtrios245 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Including the one at the end of the skit

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's literally doing this

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's using a template Bandai most likely provided him to make these cards, to advertise the game Bandai is releasing. We can only hope that Bandai releases a Cattle Spirits Saga expansion.

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be sold out day 1

  • @copyrightdragon7244
    @copyrightdragon7244 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Man, that had to be so satisfying. I remember this one time, in a tournament, I actually managed to get a moo-moo here and there. They were just everywhere on the board. Executing the Old McDonald Had a Farm, E-I-E-O combo almost blew out my voice box. Totally worth it, even if I only got 3rd place.

  • @86davy
    @86davy ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The cow carnage saga continues

    • @Theycallmetomu
      @Theycallmetomu ปีที่แล้ว

      Does it? He was pretty specific on not playing it any longer!

  • @docterfantazmo
    @docterfantazmo ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I remember the worlds player who wanted to target Divine Clovis Cloven Hoof with his Pithing Pasture but because he only said Clovis Cloven Hoof (which is a seperate card) the ability fizzled and he lost the match.

  • @MaccyCheeze
    @MaccyCheeze ปีที่แล้ว +28

    *THE SAGA GROWS*

  • @HueSmalls
    @HueSmalls ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I absolutely love being the player that makes everyone say the ridiculous names.

  • @cutlefish7781
    @cutlefish7781 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:42 I love how you kept this part

  • @michaeltheaegis
    @michaeltheaegis ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The part we he pushed the card over and started reading the second card got me. 🤣

  • @SidescrollerDef
    @SidescrollerDef ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yo, this is huge! Battle Spirits is probably my favorite TCG, and it didn't get much of a proper US release. Super long card names aside, the game's core system is really fun and interesting. I highly recommend everyone take a look.

  • @Silver_Crow
    @Silver_Crow ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how every time he references a trope in card games he whips out the cow cards

  • @deraile
    @deraile ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "This video was sponsored by Battle Spirits Saga, another card game with batshit fkin crazy card names."
    Jokes aside your sponsors really get their money's worth, you always deliver tenfold with your skits. Excellent content 😆👍

  • @johnmonk4793
    @johnmonk4793 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just really love how you stick so close to the cow/dairy theme lol makes my day every time

    • @johnmonk4793
      @johnmonk4793 ปีที่แล้ว

      @𝑻𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎@ProZD_YT please stop doing this to people. I don't even mean the scamming I get that you have no sense of pride or self but do you also have to drag someone else into it and damage their reputation along the process? I mean seriously everyone knows this is a scam creators know your doing it and they warn us in most videos now that they will never reach out in the comments so at the barest of minimums put some actual damned effort into being a piece of shit. Like don't half ass it if nothing else!

  • @yaelmurillo1863
    @yaelmurillo1863 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:46 Imagine that sound effect that plays when you summon glorious megapresident Abrahoof Longhorn’s card.

  • @ColdTiger
    @ColdTiger ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Number 38: Hope Harbinger Dragon Titanic Galaxy" is still one of my favorite example of a ridiculous card name

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how the cow card game just gets more lore over time.

  • @user-ey7qi9iz8r
    @user-ey7qi9iz8r ปีที่แล้ว +2

    EVEN HE COULDNT SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

  • @rogerr2796
    @rogerr2796 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t play these kinds of games. But I watch these videos for the humor value. Well done!

  • @Advisor17
    @Advisor17 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been a casual Battle Spirits fan during the Dan era and I can't believe a ProZD video is how I found out it's coming back to English! Best sponsorship ever.

  • @andreww479
    @andreww479 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:15 , Borborygmos Pithing Needle flashbacks intesify

  • @GossamerGhoul
    @GossamerGhoul ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "After 14 long years and over 60 booster sets, we've finally finished reciting the card's name."

  • @milessumida6770
    @milessumida6770 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just so long as everyone remembers that Borborigmos and Borborigmos, Enraged are two entirely different cards we shouldn't have a problem.

  • @aaronlaluzerne6639
    @aaronlaluzerne6639 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see where ProZd got the idea of this video from. Now to get him to play every single popular card game just once each.

  • @HalcaeonArt
    @HalcaeonArt ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hilariously something like this actually happened in an official tournament of Magic: The Gathering which resulted in one player using naming the game's naming conventions to create a loophole, netting him the win.

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yeah, the Pithing Needle controversy. Yeah, that wasn't fun for anyone involved.

    • @enlongjones2394
      @enlongjones2394 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah. There’s a card called Borborygmos Enraged. Which is a much more powerful version of the character first introduced in the card just called “Borborygmos”.
      So when someone just declared “Borborygmos” with a card that prevents the opponent from using any card you name, the player used Borborygmos Enraged, because “Borborygmos” by itself is a valid card. Even though everyone at the table and the spectators knew that he meant Borborygmos Enraged; it’s just shorthand.

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not a loophole, that's how the game works. You can scream about "shorthand" all you want, but the fact is there are plenty of cards whose names will be exactly the same when shortened. There's like thirteen Lillianas and eight Chandras. It's up to the person _naming the card_ to be specific. They don't get to blanket ban a name until they see what their opponent is actually using.

    • @HalcaeonArt
      @HalcaeonArt ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @TheWanderingMist null I consider it a loophole because both players knew what the guy meant when he said Borborygmos. I don't think the original one was even legal to play in that tournament, and even if it was it'd be dumb to want to name it because its abilities doesn't work with the deck.
      WOTC eventually updated the rules to favor not needing to be exact when naming a card, both players only need to agree that there is no confusion on what card is being named.

  • @Benvos
    @Benvos ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It saddens me that I can’t hangout with people like this man, he’s ridiculously entertaining.

    • @birdduck3314
      @birdduck3314 ปีที่แล้ว

      man he is making don't expect him to be that funny 24/7

  • @aaabbb356
    @aaabbb356 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Have a good Christmas buddy 🙌

  • @PhantomThiefXI
    @PhantomThiefXI ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "say it, worm, say your turn is over"
    another real battle spirits card

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Remember Godzilla- *Death Corona?* released in 2020. What a card.

  • @romanninjaprincess4477
    @romanninjaprincess4477 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the names of battle spirits were ridiculous, you captured the essence of the game

  • @caelephaisking3842
    @caelephaisking3842 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God, I remember watching the battle spirits anime when I was a kid! Didn't think I'd ever see it again...

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I choose to believe that Buffalong Bill was the inspiration for this.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma ปีที่แล้ว

      Report bots, don't reply. And mute in notifications.

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:20 he wasn't even exaggerating, look at those names

  • @researchinbreeder
    @researchinbreeder ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And this is why MtG has a specific rule about the fact you don't need a specific card name as long as both players understand which card is being referred to.
    That, and Borborygmus.

  • @c0wbait
    @c0wbait ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As someone who's gone by the online name "cow" my entire life, I absolutely love that everything in your card games is cow themed. S tier content.

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla ปีที่แล้ว

      You would like West of Loathing.

    • @Peelster1
      @Peelster1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He says while going by the online name of "Craig Cherry" and not "cow". I feel lied to good sir.

  • @jaren12072
    @jaren12072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still waiting on him to finish setting up the cheese tasting phase.

  • @WontonVT
    @WontonVT ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Him cracking up at his own joke at 0:41 gets me everytime

    • @meapyboy12345
      @meapyboy12345 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know same with me

    • @pepi7404
      @pepi7404 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like he made the cards, forgot how absurd the names get and then started filming.

  • @acrotechie
    @acrotechie ปีที่แล้ว

    had to watch through the ad at the end to confirm the ridiculous long card names xD. that's wild yo

  • @AweStrikerNova
    @AweStrikerNova ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly I’ve always liked the cards that get silly nicknames, like Yugioh’s “Aluber the Joober of Doober”.

    • @stinkyroadhog1347
      @stinkyroadhog1347 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dracoback the breedable, ridable dragon. Thunder dragondominatrix, Very Fun Dragon...

  • @RiverM8rix
    @RiverM8rix ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I appreciate that you’ve moved up to making new props for your skits.

  • @noOtherFs
    @noOtherFs ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's still kinda fine when the name are still coherent words in some language even though the name is like complete legal name+title+clan or something like that, but then you get cards with names like Gogiga Gagagigo or Gren Maju Da Eiza which are just.......

    • @high_inquisitor_n5245
      @high_inquisitor_n5245 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gogiga Gagagigo is completely intelligible in caveman language, which is exactly what Gogiga Gagagigo is

  • @Codence666
    @Codence666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The back and forth during the Gettysbull address when he’s yelling at him to stop kills me

  • @Shpeedle
    @Shpeedle ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is a mood, i play most card games, and yugioh and shadowverse nameds give me micro strokes

    • @Theycallmetomu
      @Theycallmetomu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blue Eyes Chaos MAX Reborn Neo, Envoy of the End of This Tedious Joke!

    • @Christian-rn1ur
      @Christian-rn1ur ปีที่แล้ว

      Yugioh card names are toadally awesome, there's just a magical something to the way they describe playing a card game with this creepy little punk. Check this out! Interplanetarypurplythornydragon.

    • @namelessanonymous2913
      @namelessanonymous2913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Mom, why is my cousin named Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS - Sky Thunder?"

    • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
      @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@namelessanonymous2913 the fact that Zeus got a billion words that seem like an archetype and he's just a solo field wipe generic fucker is maddening lmao

  • @IVIRUNIVERSE
    @IVIRUNIVERSE ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That he left the take in where he couldn't hold the laugh in, is absolute gold

  • @pato6738
    @pato6738 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The left guy should have his revenge of what the other guy did at 0:34 and instead of stopping him should ask him to repeat the card with the long ass name

  • @Atty1997
    @Atty1997 ปีที่แล้ว

    ok I think we've gone full circle and started including bloopers in the final video which makes it even more hilarious

  • @TheNeilBlack
    @TheNeilBlack ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like that ProZD is so into the game while SungWon is just done with it.

  • @gremlinviper6633
    @gremlinviper6633 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who use to play Pokemon TCG I think its important to let y'all knows there's an actual Pokemon card move called "Hit n run"

  • @BlandoGaming
    @BlandoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm glad not even Prozd himself could get through that without laughing.

  • @cloneattcker
    @cloneattcker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally the entirety of the D/D/D archetype in yugioh

  • @typemasters2871
    @typemasters2871 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah yes, make the opponent concede due to having cards with the longest possible names in your deck to annoy them

  • @GuildWarsPlayer001
    @GuildWarsPlayer001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll just add to the MTG talk and say that "Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar" is a real, tournament-viable card name.

  • @futureaugraphy
    @futureaugraphy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This needs to be a real game at this point.

  • @Glacorite
    @Glacorite ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genshin Genius Invocation TCG soon:
    "Algorithm of Semi-Intransient Matrix of Overseer Network"

  • @masterfreeze1054
    @masterfreeze1054 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can we please get a kickstarter for this?!

  • @daemonofdecay
    @daemonofdecay ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seven *steers* ago, man. Seven steers ago.

  • @Faraday.K
    @Faraday.K ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man I remember playing Yu Gi Oh in synchro format and trying to remember the names and model numbers of Karakuri cards to declare with Mind Crush.

  • @Fugels
    @Fugels ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trauma's in Pithing Needle