Duncan Trussell Got High and Applied for a Job at the CIA

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
  • Taken from JRE #1464 w/Duncan Trussell: #1464 LINK: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @cia4393
    @cia4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3376

    He was too qualified we had t o decline him

  • @Thunderchicken69
    @Thunderchicken69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    Duncan really acting like he didn’t get the job and his first assignment was to convince Joe to join them.

    • @mq6389
      @mq6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wortem lol

    • @rut3ch
      @rut3ch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahe that's brilliant hehehe

    • @iifguo8531
      @iifguo8531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very obvious

    • @sammii213
      @sammii213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's why he's lost the ghillie suit, he's in disguise right now

    • @africaart
      @africaart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Joe is CIA

  • @DH-rt3fk
    @DH-rt3fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    Me: Can I smoke weed and work for the CIA?
    CIA: No, but you can smuggle this plane full of cocaine if you want.

    • @andreiven4653
      @andreiven4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      well, its just about joining not working

    • @notsure9735
      @notsure9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This comment is gold, lol.

    • @SolarNight771
      @SolarNight771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      didnt even see this before i basically posted the same comment lmfao

    • @Asgardos08
      @Asgardos08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @zanesteele3435
      @zanesteele3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @acitocorabao9616
    @acitocorabao9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    "You dont have to wear a wire anymore, just carry your phone" is my new favorite statement

    • @mspiper2852
      @mspiper2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Is your new favorite statement prior to entering an area, “Put your phone in the bag?” 😘

    • @marjineptune5259
      @marjineptune5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phone stays in car.

    • @FranciscoNieves-db8hi
      @FranciscoNieves-db8hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you want me to find you? You seem to comment the stupidest comments like I can't find you.

    • @britishwordplay4335
      @britishwordplay4335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Constant recording, GPS, documentation, pics, videos. Made for society to be social, yet really made to monitor

    • @odder5154
      @odder5154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mspiper2852 Watches exist

  • @nathandust
    @nathandust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    Joe: “What’s an asset?”
    Duncan: “A Friend.” 😂

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya paren todo. ya ni modo

    • @mr.anonymous5501
      @mr.anonymous5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A friend, or a friendly, is a common way of down playing an allie.

    • @DarbyCDoll
      @DarbyCDoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      a friend with benefits

    • @The_dude94
      @The_dude94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep. He definitely got hired when he applied for the job. That's such a vague answer that only someone that "knows something (top secret)" would say!

    • @keithremedy
      @keithremedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dakota Lowe 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    Duncan looks like a long haul trucker that only delivers weed and frisbees.

    • @paxotium7971
      @paxotium7971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol

    • @dylankane9709
      @dylankane9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha

    • @RazzerCro
      @RazzerCro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      why does that sound so fucking on point

    • @robertstage5
      @robertstage5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Believable, until you said he delivers weed. :)

    • @unicornswag888
      @unicornswag888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's scary how accurate this is.

  • @notschramm3461
    @notschramm3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    "Have you ever thought of a blue butterfly, Joe?"
    -asset has been activated

    • @tonyh1345
      @tonyh1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What does that mean tho

    • @nathanribeiro7687
      @nathanribeiro7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tony Harding Im wondering this too

    • @noneyabiznazz
      @noneyabiznazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @setphaze
      @setphaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @MrBradshawbenjamin
      @MrBradshawbenjamin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonyh1345 presumably he imagined one when Duncan said blue butterfly

  • @MrHimypeeps
    @MrHimypeeps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "Can I ask you a question that will make people think you're a CIA agent?"
    "Sure."
    ~Puff of smoke blows across screen~

    • @Neon4ty7
      @Neon4ty7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The best

    • @allaroundamazing7007
      @allaroundamazing7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao it killed me.

    • @maajoour
      @maajoour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      puff of smoke...!!!! lol!

    • @aumahnaherenow8274
      @aumahnaherenow8274 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Joe quick changes conversation 😂

  • @Nevermind-kk4sr
    @Nevermind-kk4sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    CIA: Hey don't tell anyone you applied for the CIA
    Duncan: *Goes on JRE* Guess what I just did!

    • @Michael89240
      @Michael89240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn Nevermind CIA doesn’t care

    • @chriscostello117
      @chriscostello117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn Nevermind dude, hang this joke format up chump. Let this shit go and do your best a finding some originality. Just try and conceive an original thought kid.

    • @chappy0690
      @chappy0690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Couldn't agree more, it's not going to happen though because all these brainless kids on youtube cant think for themselves, they just steal stupid comments that weren't funny when the OP posted them. We need to line them all up and execute them so the pointless CUNTS cant reproduce.

    • @Nevermind-kk4sr
      @Nevermind-kk4sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chriscostello117 Lmao chill guy, it's just TH-cam comments you don't need to get that upset over them. Btw you're totally the first person to use the insult "you're not even original, conceive an original idea" try going somewhere else to dump your shit lol.

    • @Nevermind-kk4sr
      @Nevermind-kk4sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chappy0690 wtf? Lol?? Bro why are you taking TH-cam comment that serious lmao? You good?

  • @thomdrolet2624
    @thomdrolet2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    "The cia is bound by federal law" lol.

    • @gregschmidt6963
      @gregschmidt6963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A Fucking Leaf Hardly

    • @YaYa-lj8ln
      @YaYa-lj8ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Bound by no law...that’s the issue

    • @thomdrolet2624
      @thomdrolet2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@gregschmidt6963 what point did you think I was making?

    • @jakedonald7934
      @jakedonald7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like your name and your picture

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Greg Schmidt you have the same name as my homie who slings bud hahahah

  • @doppelmeyer
    @doppelmeyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “Jamie would you mind pulling that up”
    This man is a living saint

    • @dawnsredemptiongaming5567
      @dawnsredemptiongaming5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He asked under his breath “why do I have to do this” right after the question

    • @ellamayoxoxo9510
      @ellamayoxoxo9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 who did?

    • @dawnsredemptiongaming5567
      @dawnsredemptiongaming5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ellamayoxoxo9510 Jamie did

    • @michaeljohnston565
      @michaeljohnston565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 That's impressive. I can't believe you heard that! nice. lol

  • @RybackTV
    @RybackTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    CIA resumes while stoned, lol.

  • @garyd5601
    @garyd5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    This guy sounds like the bush that joe had on a while ago

    • @Xxsnip3r126xX
      @Xxsnip3r126xX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This was actually funny

    • @qball0020
      @qball0020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh shit he does

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TBH they both kinda sound like they just did a line of coke

    • @benfrank8649
      @benfrank8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He kind of talks like Steve-O from Jackass I thought

    • @Rahavin1
      @Rahavin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Code _V_83 Dude, they wouldn't even be talking.

  • @jz4087
    @jz4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Joe sounded more and more like an asset by the end of the vid.

    • @HazeAroundtheWorld
      @HazeAroundtheWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *asshat
      Jk

    • @bgilley8199
      @bgilley8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Consider this, it's highly likely that at least one person Joe has had on the program is an active CIA or NSA agent (aside from Mike Baker). Given all the socially influential people he's had on, it seems unlikely that none of them are agents.

    • @decentperson1523
      @decentperson1523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup...oblivious Joe getting used as an asset once more

    • @bennewman1578
      @bennewman1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was literally joking he says it at the end...

    • @yeti2237
      @yeti2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He kept making it worse and worse

  • @cerebralm
    @cerebralm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "That said, if you can set shit on fire with your mind while stoned, come talk to us." LMFAOOO

  • @estern001
    @estern001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Thank you Joe. You said your lines perfectly. I can't imagine anything bad happening to you.

  • @5stringmikey
    @5stringmikey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Hearing Duncan's voice is like listening to the Girlfriend that I never wanted.

    • @tylerm8145
      @tylerm8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I'm not 100% sure what that means, but it sorta feels right? I fucking love Duncan's voice so much dude

    • @issacnewton9443
      @issacnewton9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sounds like an ugly lady but a good girlfriend lol

    • @tehrage4044
      @tehrage4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love his voice

    • @urbanguerrilla8301
      @urbanguerrilla8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol it sounds like a chick who's been smoking meth for years

    • @ripdajacker23
      @ripdajacker23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Voice reminds me of the dude that is the bartender in Deadpool. Don’t know his name lol

  • @jp-cc3sh
    @jp-cc3sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    I’m going to get high and apply for the role of Chancellor in Germany.

    • @brianbarcus5853
      @brianbarcus5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's what Hitler said.

    • @NightOwlGamingz
      @NightOwlGamingz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      jp I’m going to get high

    • @willtoiner8491
      @willtoiner8491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      High yet?

    • @kkona3868
      @kkona3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      get high with me broski ^-^

    • @GoatRoper911
      @GoatRoper911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You could do no worse than Merkel.

  • @magnus_cockstrong
    @magnus_cockstrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    asset sounds friendlier than "local the CIA is blackmailing."

    • @lordapollo3309
      @lordapollo3309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      eric foster so if I were to possibly apply, do you think some fr would blackmail me? I’m sure some probably would

    • @magnus_cockstrong
      @magnus_cockstrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lordapollo3309 the CIA would blackmail you if you had something or access to something they wanted, probably not if you just applied for a job lol.

    • @JohnDoe69986
      @JohnDoe69986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a brutal and complicated world and the stakes are so very high up in this house of cards

    • @siberianstuntman3344
      @siberianstuntman3344 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What looking for rats remember your looking for M.I.C.E

  • @revandarklordsith
    @revandarklordsith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I like how Rogan didnt answer the question and went on a rant about how the CIA is awesome.

  • @jasoncoomer1226
    @jasoncoomer1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    *Everything was a joke until Joe got defensive and blew his own cover...*
    The sound of Ducans voice immediately after was stunned...

  • @colonelkenpachi5009
    @colonelkenpachi5009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I swear to God that one of these days Jaimie is going to get Joe to pull some shit up.

    • @swingking1294
      @swingking1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colonel Kenpachi 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ImADolphin
      @ImADolphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Hey Joe, pull up the A I got in physics."

    • @mynextcartobuy
      @mynextcartobuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colonel Kenpachi
      Underrated Comment 👍

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey jamie, pull up my pants

  • @scottyscott1898
    @scottyscott1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Why does Joe sound like he’s in the CIA?

  • @marcussanchez4278
    @marcussanchez4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I know who I am: I’m a dude playing a dude ,disguised as another dude.

    • @MrKellyv1
      @MrKellyv1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice reference

    • @orbathealien8868
      @orbathealien8868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean, "you people?"

  • @Bearbun38
    @Bearbun38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Lol Kim jong un being alive. This aged well

    • @Explicitaz83
      @Explicitaz83 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a rumor, people have said the same thing before.

    • @fathergvd
      @fathergvd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Event Horizon still a possibility

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I believe everything I read on the internet too

    • @jaceunderwood7942
      @jaceunderwood7942 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Daniel was searching for this comment

  • @J.R.Swish1
    @J.R.Swish1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Joe: Jamie pull that up
    Guests: Hey Jamie would you mind pulling that up

    • @Boulderair
      @Boulderair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Young Jamie knows his place with Joe

    • @yungbfresh1
      @yungbfresh1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like Gavin McInnis nonchalantly calls Jamie " the nerd". "have the nerd look it up".

    • @fredbowles8470
      @fredbowles8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joe pays him to get stoned and look things up. As the employer of such a sweet gig he is straight with him when he needs to do his job.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joe pays Jamie very well. The guests don't.

    • @voltorb433
      @voltorb433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is paid to "pull that up"

  • @noirxplorer3185
    @noirxplorer3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Trussell is perfect for Clancy's voice. I feel like Clancy animated him.

    • @keeganburr1057
      @keeganburr1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clancy is just in his console rn amd trussell is his vessel

    • @jacintoyakkk5502
      @jacintoyakkk5502 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is Clancy ? Someone explain

    • @adamj8866
      @adamj8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacintoyakkk5502 hopefully you know this by now since your comment is a year old but for you and anyone reading this, clancy is duncans character in a show called midnight gospel on netflix. its one of the coolest chillest shows

  • @devilsfaun4272
    @devilsfaun4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Joe “Secret CIA Operative” Rogan

    • @UziIdiot
      @UziIdiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's hardly secret. Listen to him recite the same tired old propaganda

    • @whoknowsidont.5147
      @whoknowsidont.5147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes joe is CIA we know. now recognize My Niggas.

  • @Gabiscis
    @Gabiscis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "you know who is alive today? kim jong-un!"
    hot take joe...

    • @SyncMaster731n
      @SyncMaster731n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The speed at which that take aged horribly is astounding.

    • @dairemcgee881
      @dairemcgee881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SyncMaster731n fact

    • @unintentionaleffectiveness4393
      @unintentionaleffectiveness4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lo-fi cotton eye joe radio or if he turns out to be alive, then Joe maybe knows something we don’t 🤔 😆

    • @patg9754
      @patg9754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Conspiracy theorists!!??

    • @cia4393
      @cia4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He smokes hella meth with trump

  • @164hozey
    @164hozey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    CIA cool with me taking Xanax but I can’t smoke a little pot

    • @Cheesusrice69222
      @Cheesusrice69222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      People have told me crazy shit while on benzos and dont remember shit after

    • @MrBob2212
      @MrBob2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ^^^ after two bars it’s pretty hard to remember the previous day, especially mixed with alcohol.

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s always a matter of perspective. If you took Xanax not prescribed to you it’s illegal. If you have been prescribed pot by a doctor, under off-label use and research statutes under the FDA and DEA it’s legal. So it’s what you personally can justify. Langley may want someone who can think like that.

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danny G - I agree. Addiction is “the one ring” and only has one master. Any intelligence group wouldnt gambling with a field operative under this premise. It might give them pause on how this hypothetical person’s mind operates but better safe than sorry. However if that individual had a skill set that may interest them like remote viewing, knowledge of languages and or culture, 4chan nerd, etc, they might consider to hip pocket them as a contract agent or field consultant for a very specific operation rather than long term work.

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awakened Mind-shhh. I’m trying to get Mike Baker to get me a job. I really want to know if Biden really does have dementia or is he a Manchurian Candidate.

  • @lifemusic1980
    @lifemusic1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I adore Duncan especially after watching The Midnight Gospel. What a beautiful show.

  • @alecazadi-hocking8381
    @alecazadi-hocking8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “We have one asset interviewing another asset at the JRE podcast as we speak.”

  • @MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle
    @MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "The CIA is bound by federal law"
    Lol😃😁😅

  • @pimpsimp8934
    @pimpsimp8934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    0:12 anyone else hear Jamie go “why do I have to do this”

  • @theplug5660
    @theplug5660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:08 listen how nicely he asks Jamie that compared to joes “Jamie pull that up“ casue Jamie knows if he disobeyes he’s getting the belt

    • @janhi47
      @janhi47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @sfhie
      @sfhie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you hear Jamie say softly just after, "Why do I have to do this?"

  • @annabelleanderson4704
    @annabelleanderson4704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    when Duncan said "Can I ask you a question that will probably get made into, like, a youtube clip accusing you of being an asset of the CIA?" and Joe said "sure" and blew a massive cloud of smoke across the table from off screen LOL

  • @evilspock4714
    @evilspock4714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Joe “psycho eyes” Rogaine explaining CIA

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joe thinks psycho eyes is like a high level comedic move. He does it in his stand up all the time, it's cringe.

    • @zPhresh
      @zPhresh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rogaine 🧔🏾

    • @TehMadCow
      @TehMadCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bobby lee calls Joe “buff eyes” lol

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty fuckn good

    • @chicagoliightsx
      @chicagoliightsx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zPhreshIkr? Lol! Looks like someone typed that in a few times, and it auto-corrected🤣

  • @nickwilson8429
    @nickwilson8429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    JFK didn't seem to think the CIA was a benefit to the country when he said "I will splinter you into a thousand pieces, and scatter you to the winds".

    • @straightastudent683
      @straightastudent683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah that's a good way to get got saying that.

    • @TruckerLuci
      @TruckerLuci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But they did that to his brain

    • @JR-kc8jx
      @JR-kc8jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TruckerLuci no the investigation that the cia did said that lee Harvey oswald acted alone and they didn’t do it. Nice try though.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TruckerLuci watch the 'film' again buddy. They did that to your brain. That's what they do.

    • @dragon9372
      @dragon9372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JR-kc8jx bAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @brandondismang7343
    @brandondismang7343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Duncan: would you mind pulling that up?
    Jamie: well, I have too

    • @jaganmaster
      @jaganmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was it do I have to or well I have to? If it was well I have to that sounds kind if sad lol like he's working for kim jong un or something. Probably has to fabricate authenticity regularly

  • @howisthat9738
    @howisthat9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Joe acting like he’s not already part of the cia

  • @chaddompierre5779
    @chaddompierre5779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "You ever thought of a blue butterfly joe?"
    Joe Rogan's eyes had me crying lmao

    • @afgmvp
      @afgmvp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whats a "blue butterfly"?

    • @RustyShacklefourd
      @RustyShacklefourd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We gotta know!

    • @whoru1911
      @whoru1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like a code for also agents. Also see: Mason and the numbers

    • @Briantoobrackin1
      @Briantoobrackin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      afgmvp a mind control “trigger” for CIA operatives who participated in MK Ultra.

    • @Whether-Man
      @Whether-Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      afgmvp 🦋

  • @misMurder831
    @misMurder831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    0:12 a faint "why do i have to do this" by Jamie... Poor lad

    • @ByBilal
      @ByBilal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣

    • @nAb-IlIIlIlIll
      @nAb-IlIIlIlIll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @G_L_S
      @G_L_S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @JuanGarcia-tb7ph
      @JuanGarcia-tb7ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thats your Job Jamie! You’re lucky Joe didn’t hear you or that’d have been your food for the next week.

    • @ulrichill9307
      @ulrichill9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CrimsonRyuu He said “oh i have to do this” referring he might apply.

  • @aintworriedboutnothing7598
    @aintworriedboutnothing7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    These two are brilliant together. Duncan should be on every podcast, he imagination is amazing

  • @MrVesimelooni
    @MrVesimelooni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "You know who is alive? Kim Jong Un"
    Is he tho..

  • @MrJesusdoesntsave
    @MrJesusdoesntsave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "You know who is alive today? Kim Jong Un."
    Not so fast, Joe.

    • @900bz
      @900bz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A few hours ago US and south korea say hes still alive

    • @undinism69
      @undinism69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like coronavirus wasn't around, until it was.
      "look into it" - Eddie Bravo

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/ty9BToe8J_Q/w-d-xo.html

    • @thelasttaarakian
      @thelasttaarakian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey I’m from the future, he still alive

    • @bradleyrossross963
      @bradleyrossross963 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelasttaarakian or he’s dead and that’s a body double with the country being run by his sister only b/c North Koreans would never let a woman run the show. How would you know if he’s alive do you know him?

  • @justcallmesyl3911
    @justcallmesyl3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    did anyone else catch Jamie saying "oh i have to do this" 😂 dude's gonna get hired and come back to do an episode as a CIA agent lmao

  • @BLM.MASTER
    @BLM.MASTER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:24 had me dying when Duncan just fucking buts in then immediately apologizes

  • @pharaohosam
    @pharaohosam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe Rogan in full 'save my own ass' mode.

  • @Iddo97
    @Iddo97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Joe "I don't work for the CIA" Rogan

  • @jerryriki2731
    @jerryriki2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "People are evil, trust the CIA and we will protect you. We cant give you the details but trust us, you NEED us", this is a pretty wild few minutes for the JRE podcast

    • @moicus29
      @moicus29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Before 9/11 and stuff likr Snowden maybe that stuff could be argued by people. But now.... I think its pretty clear that if we keep these organizations, there needs to be a cabinet level nanny who's job it is to convict ppl that fuck up.

    • @jerryriki2731
      @jerryriki2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moicus29 drive.google.com/file/d/1N3K2QF-L8EQw2r7E2UdYaR99OPdva6xY/view

    • @alexromero6662
      @alexromero6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jerry riki howd u find this?😳 I had to watch the whole thing after I started

    • @jerryriki2731
      @jerryriki2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexromero6662 I've been following the youtuber for awhile, he does good work. The best thing for us to do is spread awareness and try to better ourselves so were prepared for what comes. It's hard.

    • @jordanhoran9569
      @jordanhoran9569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moicus29 what if terrorist attacks are planned to make the people believe we need them? 9/11 was pretty suspicious if you ask me

  • @DeltaVTX
    @DeltaVTX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:53 He’s been practicing that one in the mirror.

  • @chrisloveday4416
    @chrisloveday4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Calling someone an asset gives the connotation that you could also become a liability. Scary.

  • @buffalotitan6123
    @buffalotitan6123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Sounds like the time I requested a Top Level Security Clearance from the Government through Email. And they sent me an auto-response saying they'll get back to me after this Corona Virus thing. Lol

    • @davidsvenk4047
      @davidsvenk4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao, stay strapped son

    • @chell272
      @chell272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder how much they pay the guy who clicks "Trash" or "Forward".

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The quickest way to get a clearance is join the military with a job requiring a clearance :))

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mrpimpinwhiteguy Yeah...I know. I can tell you with complete certainty that any job in the CIA will require a clearance. :) and yes of course, a background investigation would be conducted prior to receiving said clearance, that's how any clearance at any level works. Depending on the clearance, the background investigation may be more or less thorough...sometimes requiring a poly depending on ones job position, description, and direct employer. You're preaching to the choir here haha.

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mrpimpinwhiteguy Okay well I’ll just put it this way. If someone wants to get a high level clearance and are eligible for a job in the military that requires a high level clearance, all they have to do is take that job and they’ll get that clearance(with a clean enough record, of course) it is literally that easy. A background investigation is underway while said service member is doing their training, all the able they are able to do classified shit with their interim clearance that the DoD grants them while the clearance is pending. I’m saying this from experience not just googling bud. If one day doesn’t have a high level clearance and wants to apply for a job that requires one and say gets that job, that employer would first have to pay around $100,000 from start to finish for their worker to obtain a clearance with all the investigation effort and time taken. Do you get what I’m saying?

  • @jonathanprice3151
    @jonathanprice3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Joe “Molly is like a hot agent” Rogan

    • @rikrob5172
      @rikrob5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was chibi Carmen San Diego at first

  • @Jarmezrocks
    @Jarmezrocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Do some of them branch out and start a coke business..." Joes eyes -> 😮

  • @dmitritelvanni4068
    @dmitritelvanni4068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These two produce the most smile inducing podcasts of all time. I really love the more science oriented episodes and the generally important conversations had on JRE. But when he and Duncan get together, I never learn a damn thing. But goddamn does it bring me a lot of joy.

  • @Headcaser
    @Headcaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Joe blindsided Duncan so badly that it left him stuttering, this was comedic UFC at its finest

    • @bmcc122
      @bmcc122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

    • @MrHardcoredrummer
      @MrHardcoredrummer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha I think joe was catching Brian on his trust fall lol. Brian looks like he isn’t well rested, to say the least...hope he will be okay.

    • @Headcaser
      @Headcaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrHardcoredrummer who's brian

    • @MrHardcoredrummer
      @MrHardcoredrummer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha oops idk why I was thinkin Brian. Duncan lol

    • @voltorb433
      @voltorb433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrHardcoredrummer yeah Brian is an absolute wanker

  • @obliviox
    @obliviox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    We talked about the cia website yet?
    “What about it”
    “Have you ever gone to it?”
    “Nooo”
    “Ive applied for a job”
    “You applied for a job at the CIA?”
    😂 😂 😂
    If apply you apply you cant talk about it
    Goes on million plus view podcast to talk about it hahahaa

    • @papermachevolcano1480
      @papermachevolcano1480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Probably just applied as a joke so it wouldn't even matter.

    • @obliviox
      @obliviox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RICKBAND yeah i know it was just hilarious to me

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I emailed the cia and FBI about the activities at my apartment and they haven't got back to me. I guess I'm just another schizophrenic. Love you guys thanks for the post

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its china!

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is joe out of view when he vapes lmao lol

  • @rubyblu21
    @rubyblu21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I applied for the Australian equivalent, shat bricks when I was given a key code to continue the application 🤣

  • @xanderdaniels8284
    @xanderdaniels8284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Their conversational chemistry is so great

  • @GerardoG99
    @GerardoG99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Funny how Joe didn’t answer Duncan’s question..... look into it 👀

    • @jayduke3373
      @jayduke3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he probably yelled at Duncan after telling him to never pull that shit ever again on this podcast lol

    • @TheJessC
      @TheJessC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joe works for the CIA he just can't acknowledge it. Which is why he claims to not know about the CIA website.

    • @kgmsosa8230
      @kgmsosa8230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jay Duke it’s impossible to yell at Duncan

    • @ngkngk875
      @ngkngk875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      J C Notice how goofy he starts acting at 3:22. So bizarre and it’s obvious he’s deflecting.

    • @jeffb6276
      @jeffb6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate that I'm lumped in the same category as you nuts...

  • @johnanderson7663
    @johnanderson7663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Joe"The asset"Rogan.

  • @KentuckyBullrat32
    @KentuckyBullrat32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This podcast turned into that spider man meme where they’re all pointing at each other 😂😂😂

  • @MrCheeseball90
    @MrCheeseball90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Duncan’s voice is like if Steve O and your uncle ruckus from the boondocks had a kid

  • @croesuslydias6488
    @croesuslydias6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Joe said “asset” so many times I can’t remember what it means

  • @princewes
    @princewes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Well who the hell you think Dennis Rodman's been working for the last 10 years?

  • @okaywhat11
    @okaywhat11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe trolling at the end had Duncan questioning the last 10 minutes of his life and the legitimacy of everything, that was brutally brilliant lollll

  • @kingstonhinks9824
    @kingstonhinks9824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really seemed like Joe was pissed off for a sec

  • @jeffchandler4277
    @jeffchandler4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Duncan and joe should have a permanent podcast show together they are hilarious

  • @cartmanbrah8937
    @cartmanbrah8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I applied to be a coach for the XFL and for experience I put Madden PlayStation 4

    • @punxg271
      @punxg271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cartman Brah! How’s that working out?

  • @yllid
    @yllid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was the best joe rogan rant ive ever heard

  • @crownspecialties
    @crownspecialties 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When your connect comes over to sell you weed and sits down and talks to you for an hour and doesn’t leave. This guy is definitely Joes weed dealer 😂😂😂😂

  • @alesandrobatista640
    @alesandrobatista640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jamie saying “why do I have to do this” had me dead

  • @boogieinc2465
    @boogieinc2465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    i wasn’t high but i applied to the navy in 8th grade in class with my friend as a joke we messed around about how they was gon swoop me up when i turned 18 lol
    they swooped me up idk where i am send help

    • @charleslasley5367
      @charleslasley5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Blink twice if they are forcing you to say this

    • @jebushwplainview9453
      @jebushwplainview9453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same thing happened to my buddy...
      Good luck out there.

    • @BlackandWhitecustoms
      @BlackandWhitecustoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jebus Hypocristos I found him he is in Australia we got to go get him

    • @OfficialCANVAS
      @OfficialCANVAS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlackandWhitecustoms our asset changed status. Roger that

  • @despizedicon
    @despizedicon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe really does a great job of trying to argue for the company.

  • @omgersh
    @omgersh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe's face @ 5:10 looks like he just needs a cigar to finish the cartoon capitalist look

  • @SirFakeyMcfakealot
    @SirFakeyMcfakealot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "You know who's alive today? Kim Jong Un...!"
    Man this did not age well.

    • @odsybmx29
      @odsybmx29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had to scroll way too far down to find this comment

    • @matttyce903
      @matttyce903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @jonathanlatulippe6301
      @jonathanlatulippe6301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rip

    • @ktcool4660
      @ktcool4660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your comment did not age well.

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, once it again it was a fucking rumor idiots
      th-cam.com/video/ty9BToe8J_Q/w-d-xo.html

  • @parthvadera1
    @parthvadera1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Joe “they got compromised” Rogan

  • @johnbicknell8512
    @johnbicknell8512 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a very security clearance many years ago . They consider someone using drugs as unreliable and one who can easily compromised.

  • @4xking
    @4xking 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was stone cold sober. For my qualifications essay I just wrote “psychic”

  • @TylerTakacsIsAwesome
    @TylerTakacsIsAwesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Duncan Trussel has got to be my favorite JRE guest of all time!

  • @Ally.Cat.252
    @Ally.Cat.252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “If you can set shit on fire with your mind or something when you’re stoned, come talk to us” lol

  • @Matt-re4et
    @Matt-re4et 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guest is a nut job lmaooo.

  • @TheMidnighters34
    @TheMidnighters34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “No I wanted to meet a CIA agent, dude! Hello!”

  • @amersalha4743
    @amersalha4743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Yo now that we’re on the topic Joe should really talk about the new documentary out of the shadows

    • @Zaydenw0006
      @Zaydenw0006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not gonna happen tho smh

    • @mos619
      @mos619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe's too connected to the Satanic cabal(just look at Duncan)...Jay Dyer on the other hand as been going into this kind of stuff for years and can help put the pieces together.
      th-cam.com/video/48eDdzot_O4/w-d-xo.html

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just a bunch of religious mumbo jumbo

    • @mos619
      @mos619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Turk_2023 p3d0 confirmed

    • @Omaviistheman
      @Omaviistheman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At one point in that docu-whatever the guy says that the word “television” is suppose to be subversive and have telepathic/satanic/retard connotations and then read it as “TELL A VISION”. At that point I just lold and bailed. Saying that everything in Hollywood from a screen graphic to actual device is gonna to brainwash you is schiz. That “stuntman” seems like some sort of disinfo artist

  • @013Cosmos
    @013Cosmos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Voice ain’t match his body

    • @PlutoTheGod
      @PlutoTheGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacob Tuco I was just listening to the audio and thought it was Paulie shore

    • @cia4393
      @cia4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like Benita

    • @brinoreeno
      @brinoreeno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My boyfriend thought it was Steve-o until he looked at the screen lol

    • @_will795
      @_will795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bri holy shit lol

  • @O6i
    @O6i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man Duncan was the last guy I would have expected to be Joes CIA Handler 😂

  • @loods2215
    @loods2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe "you've got an asset?!" Rogan

  • @camero220
    @camero220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "You know who's alive today? Kim Jong-Un."
    Nope.

    • @noelelenes9090
      @noelelenes9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      camero220 lol

    • @riNRjr
      @riNRjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scrolled down for this comment after pausing. thankyou

    • @aidentate5567
      @aidentate5567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      his heart surgeons aren't

    • @Dapryor
      @Dapryor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aidentate5567 😂😂😂👍👍

    • @riNRjr
      @riNRjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidentate5567 w

  • @danieldickson5872
    @danieldickson5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Watching Joe deflect Duncan’s prying questions yet again

    • @timcontreras
      @timcontreras 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw him start right away too! “ did you get the job at the c I a?!” I was like ‘ holy fuck, they got to joe’

    • @timcontreras
      @timcontreras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aint that just dandy perfect joke? I think you miss understood, This isn’t the first time Duncan has asked something along these line before,Once again he didn’t even let him finish his sentence and he deflected it. Idk what the whole point of you explaining a bad joke (that he just Spat out there no less) as something i don’t understand. But it’s you that didn’t understand what I was saying , or the main comment for that matter. Good day sir!

    • @danieldickson5872
      @danieldickson5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim Contreras 100% bro, you can see a blatant demeanor change. He’s verbally on his toes after Duncan asked this. Even when Duncan asked joe if it were ok for him to ask the type of question he was about to, I would have paid to have the camera on Joe’s face instead of Duncan’s when Joe said “yeah”

  • @Radialslap
    @Radialslap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joes definately been invited to a family bbq at Mike Baker's,
    Mike in his apron turning burgers, pats scooter on the back, and sends him off to chase murphy round the garden with the other kids, wives talking and setting the table.. "hey joe, can ya grab a couple a beers from the ice box"

  • @skubadoobie
    @skubadoobie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Normally don’t watch when he has other comics on but these dudes were vibing had me cracking up 🤣

    • @rubikquitous8482
      @rubikquitous8482 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ur missin out dude the comics are some of the best episodes if u like to laugh

  • @ontheaux336
    @ontheaux336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    LMAOO 0:12 Young Jamie - "Why do I have to do this?" He's getting sick of it hahahaaaaa

    • @DankSi
      @DankSi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Takes one to know one

    • @diychad7268
      @diychad7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im sure he is paid well enough he love doing it

    • @KhalidElwaleed
      @KhalidElwaleed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude he said it as a joke ... like it's dangerous to screw around the furikin CIA website .. so one of them should do it instated 🤣

  • @UncleRandy73
    @UncleRandy73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dear CIA , I didn’t watch this whole clip... please don’t kill me.

  • @HellWrex
    @HellWrex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:12
    After he asks jaime to pull up the website, the dude goes
    “Why do I have to do that?”
    😂

  • @xXTheGodFatherXx91
    @xXTheGodFatherXx91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    entry level CIA agent processing applications tomorrow morning: "what in the actual fuck"

  • @fieldfairy9845
    @fieldfairy9845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m not high enough for this yet. Will check back soon

  • @AraceliakaChely
    @AraceliakaChely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ”Are you priming me?” 😂

  • @jgbust
    @jgbust ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao, you can hear Jamie about 15 seconds in mutter to himself,”why do I have to do this??”

  • @babykuttthroat3410
    @babykuttthroat3410 ปีที่แล้ว

    “DUNCAN DID YOU GET THAT JOB AT THE CIA?!”😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 this part had me real life fuckin dead “listen… Joe. Have you ever thought of a blue butterfly Joe?” 😂😂😂😂