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coolboyyo654 yes he was, he also was a shitty swordsman who somehow only managed to cut a mans ear off.... and now he decides if you get into the party so...... we all probably getting in
coolboyyo654 yes he was, he also was a shitty swordsman who somehow only managed to cut a mans ear off.... and now he decides if you get into the party so...... we all probably getting in
An upside down cross is the cross of St. Peter, who specifically requested not to be crucified like Jesus as a sign of humility. Today it's been changed to mean things demonic or atheistic in nature. A theology lesson for you lot.
A lack of faith is sometimes considered comparable to devil-worship by Christian zealots, because it's still turning your back on God. And there are also specific types of athiests who are intentionally anti-Christian. LaVeyan Satanism, despite its reference to Satan, is one atheistic sect that directly opposes Christian values.
@@TheChocoXCheese On your first point, fair enough. But there is a difference between athiests who are actively trying to fight Christianity, and those who aren't. Those who are trying to disprove god/religious ideas are antitheist, not atheist. Lumping us all in the same boat is rather frustrating, especially seeing how few people understand that distinction and make assumptions based on that.
Honestly, even if I'm pretty certain of there not being gods, I tell people that I'm agnostic because I don't want to be associated with those people, and I've seen others say much the same. I might be atheistic, but religion has more to do with culture than god, so being anti-religion pretty much means that you end up being a dick, sometimes even a bigot. I won't assume that someone who calls themselves atheist is anti-religion in that sense... but the association is definitely there.
@@CntRational Sure. The problem is how few people get the difference. People who post on Reddit about how "science is the best", or go on tirades on social media about religion, are antitheists. Unfortunately, they don't know that, and make athiests in general look bad. I personally just leave religion out of any real, and most of my online conversations. Sometimes I may chime in though, like here for instance.
@@Tekh09 Don't forget the five pointed star and "the horns" hand gesture are meant as wards against evil, to keep it away and protect the body and soul. So obviously they are Satanic and evil.
@Name Goes Here, I always knew this stuff and it always baffled me how turned around it got. Now it has me thinking, if all of this stuff people think is satanic isn't actually satanic, does that mean that Satanists are actually doing everything in their power to ward AGAINST what they are trying to praise?
I don't get it either. Like the lungs and the breath tag go together sure, but there isn't a like blood of Jesus tag to go with the heart. We are just given two tags for the brain. It makes no sense.
@@taylorcrawford4387 only if you have the shekels thrown on the ground spell with him. I need those to fill out my Catholicism archetype deck. I will give you a silver St Peter for them
But if you beat it, you beat the skeleton ball too. Then you get to beat the crab from inside the skeleton ball. Why? I don't know. I sound more like I'm nuts than actually just referencing something.
Part of the reason is yall seemed to genuinely enjoy the game- I like the channel most not when yall are particularly bad or good, but when you're really invested and interested. That's what I like best. When yall start getting bored is when I get bored too lol
*Jump scares and minor startle spooks for cowards like myself list:* 3:56 - Matt n Pat didn't like that. 10:30 - Matt 12:39 15:29 - Also got Matt n Pat 30:36 - Not so bad "It only got us the once" 34:51
33:56 There is something tremendously funny to me about a scary hand reaching out of the trunk and the preacher man just calmly closing it without reaction.
Whoever made this game really knew their stuff. Scriptural and Catholic liturgical references, the plague of frogs, even a Little Prince quote in there. The detail put into this is staggering.
I asked Cthulhu for a hula hoop once... I found a ring of sea salt and tuna in my basement the next morning with dead chipmunks floating around it in the air.
On the matter of crosses, the 'upside down' cross is the symbol of the apostle Peter's martyrdom under the reign of Emperor Nero. He didn't feel as if he deserved to die the same way that Christ did, so he specifically requested to have his cross inverted. I try to keep a thick skin, but this horror trope is extremely irritating; until recently it was the ultimate sign of humility before God.
I am not religious person at all or anything, but this get me annoyed so much. Like if an upside down cross is "HURRR EVIL", by that logic, swords are blasphemy then.
In that case then maybe this game is using the upside down cross correct since the main character seems to take too much pride in himself and has no humility before God?
I always figured it was more to do with the action of displacement of the cross from it's proper position since most uses I've seen involve it literally being moved or carried in such a fashion by ex-priests or ex-humans, indicating more what they once were and are now rather than evil with most of them not actually being evil. This game and similar representations though? I dunno.
If by "recently" you mean the 1960s, you're not wrong. As for how it happened, it happened when rock and roll musicians (most of whom were probably Christian themselves, and understood its significance) wore it and were called Satanists for making rock music. After that, dumb Christians who just believe everything their preachers say started associating that whole look with Satanic stuff. Including the Petrian Cross. A few years later, people who like rock music are dressing like their favorite stars and getting called Satanists, so the association grows stronger. Eventually, actual Satanists (who are actually just atheists who call themselves Satanists to get under Christians' skins) accepted it.
The upside down cross (inverted cross) is a widely misinterpreted symbol. It's origin begins with Saint Simon Peter, one of the twelve apostles of Jesus Christ. Saint Peter was crucified upside down as a sign of humility that he was not worthy of the same death as Jesus.
I’m not even a religious person, but I adore the story of Jesus. Jesus knew he would be betrayed, and in some belief circles, allowed it so that he could demonstrate true sacrifice to mankind. If anything, his luck stat is nonexistent, because he himself is one of the greatest figures in human history. Images of this man, in any flattering form, make people who believe in him exert themselves even more. People pray, and whether it ever really gets heard or not, you can’t deny how empowered these people feel. He’s like a buff, really.
What's funny is that Jesus sacrificed himself in order to convince his father (who is also himself) to forgive the creatures he created for exercising the free will that he gave them. Fuck, Christianity is stupid.
I kinda want to see them finish this one..... damn it the wiki doesnt give away the plot, I don't want to watch a playthough unless it's these guys, I don't want to have to get use to other youtubers I'm not familiar with. Apparently there are two endings?
Wait. A Christmas themed horror game? Is this the fabled Christmasstorm that Matt alluded to all those years ago? Edit: So why didn't they invite Woolie for this one? Is it because this one got more real with religious stuff than Faith? Did all these religious imagery brought PTSD to Woolie?
Pat inadvertently solving every puzzle in this video completely by accident while being stumped by the easiest most "in your face" puzzles in other games is TEARING MY SOUL APART.
Fun Fact: Grey Dawn was developed by a 3 person Romanian team, who got their start in mobile development. And this game was supported by a Bucharest game investment company called Carbon. And their website has one of the best headlines for a spoopy game: THE EXORCISM FAILED
I gotta say, Pat found the Cross in the first room a lot faster than the streamers I watched play this game found it but dear god he was a ton slower than all of them on that damn phone. Also 15:22 Hello Text to Speech bot that SkinnedTeen uses.
IlPeggiore It's extremely Catholic. Which I guess is what most people think of when it comes to "regular christian" symbolism and imagery, but it's actually a pretty distinct visual aesthetic compared to protestant faiths.
I've never seen a game with such garbage character models have such absolutely stunning visual fidelity in all other aspects. *Edit* To the folks insulting my intelligence in the replies: Have some class. You act as if I was referring to the polycount or texture quality like some hacky David Cage quote. If I wanted to be a real jackass I'd claim that Late PS2 era graphics lasted from 2005-2014 since games were still being made for the damn thing. When I said "garbage" I was referring purely to the aesthetics from a character design perspective. You could give a character a spheroid head with 100 million polygons textured in 16K resolution textures and I'd still call it a garbage character model because it still LOOKS AWFUL.
In relative terms. These are slightly above late-PS2 era models. They aren't *awful* necessarily but by modern standards they are extremely unappealing design wise.
City of Heroes got a big expansion like 6 or 7 years after it came out that had a ton of modern graphical improvements like AO, fancy AA, real-time reflections on a bunch of shit, etc. but like 80+% of the character models were still from 2004
Oh come on, it's not even close to "slightly above late-PS2 era models". You obviously don't remember how shitty the graphics looked in PS2 games. It looks more like mid-PS3/Xbox 360 era.
There's so much crazy things in here, it's awesome. I burst out laughing loads of times this video with all the hype stuff going on. I'd really like to see you guys finish this.
That snow crunching sound is so real, like they must have in fact recorded actual snow for that. I was hoping Pat noticed, because he would, and I was not disappointed.
There was a Christian card game that played like magic the gathering (also had a few artists that did magic art) back in the 90s called redemption. I’m sure someone’s already said that in the comments though.
The part about the upside down cross isn’t accurate. You are correct in that it has nothing to do with Satan or evil or whatever, but it does mean something and is connected to Christianity. The upside down cross represents the apostle Peter. He was crucified, but refused to die in the same manner in which his Lord was killed, because he was not worthy, so he requested to be crucified upside down. That’s literally all it means. It’s Peter.
@@MrAngeline13 It's fine, there's a few comments like this. The more there are, the more likely they'll see and know just how dumb and wrong the trope is.
I love how almost half of the Shitstorms this year have turned into hour long dives into "I have to find some crazy bullshit to understand wtf is going on in this game!!!!!!!"
Fun Fact: Telling horror stories at Christmastime, although uncommon today, is a custom that goes back from before Christianity. People believed that on winter solstice, being the darkest day of the year, the dead would be far more potent and able to make contact with the living than they normally are.
The thumbnail is like the pope after falling down the "just one more article" hole on Cracked or TvTropes. edit: I heard that stealthy Bob Marley reference, Pat.
Considering all the religious themes in this game, I am shocked Woolie isn't here. Unless that 3-4 month haunting we've been praying so hard for finally kicked off. If that's the case, then all is well.
Who designed the machines in this game?? “I need 1 oxygen and 2 hydrogen”. Alright, let me just turn this dial past 59, the letters G and K, so I can get to 2.
Thank you for playing our game :)
Yo, it's a good game. Love how much you put in the enviromental details. 👌
Seriously. Incredible design and loads of thought. You guys are amazing.
what drugs WERE you smoking
Some spooky shit there
Looks great.
Aww
YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER
But I am
*SUPPLEX THE CHILD*
This child has NO HONOR
Alright, this is one of the ones I'd like a full LP of.
I need one of Faith
OnlyThePurpleFruitLoops Mortis
wasn't Peter crucified upside down cause he thought he was unworthy to die the same way Jesus did
Thats brutal and awesome at the same time.
coolboyyo654 yes he was, he also was a shitty swordsman who somehow only managed to cut a mans ear off.... and now he decides if you get into the party so...... we all probably getting in
coolboyyo654 yes he was, he also was a shitty swordsman who somehow only managed to cut a mans ear off.... and now he decides if you get into the party so...... we all probably getting in
Its kind of weird that whoever crucified him decided to humor his weird Christian bullshit.
That seems like an excuse to one-up the Big J.
Guys, I just realized something. I don't think they're gonna finish their let's watch of all the MGS 4 cutscenes!
Don't worry they will, they need something else Metal Gear to fall back on if they ever attempt doing a video of Metal Gear Survive.
Did they ever explain why they stopped in the first place? Can't remember.
Konami gods said "No more, and we'll smite your channel if you try."
I think they got a take down notice.
they could put it on the website ;3
The other day: TURN OFF THE DAMN WATER
Now: PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE
Woolie: _"DA PHOOOOOONE!"_
Next: FLUSH THE TOILET ?
Geoffrey: No.
What do you say Geoffrey, frey-frey-frey-frey frey-frey, wanna W?
1:44 you cant fool me with that cut, I know Pat accidentally pressed exit instead of backing out of the menu
*looks at a badger.
It's an otter?
NO. YOU'RE FROM CANADA, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT AN OTTER IS.
@@murphyslaw_1776 at least they ain't FRENCH Canadians.
@@F_lippy I'm pretty sure they are.
Honey Badger doesn't care if it's mistaken for an otter. Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit!
Remember these are the same guys who nearly broke down when they had to come complete a basic word puzzle in “Bully”!
Or when pat thought a pig head was a turkey.
An upside down cross is the cross of St. Peter, who specifically requested not to be crucified like Jesus as a sign of humility. Today it's been changed to mean things demonic or atheistic in nature. A theology lesson for you lot.
Atheistic how? The whole point of atheism is that it's a complete lack of religion
A lack of faith is sometimes considered comparable to devil-worship by Christian zealots, because it's still turning your back on God. And there are also specific types of athiests who are intentionally anti-Christian. LaVeyan Satanism, despite its reference to Satan, is one atheistic sect that directly opposes Christian values.
@@TheChocoXCheese On your first point, fair enough. But there is a difference between athiests who are actively trying to fight Christianity, and those who aren't. Those who are trying to disprove god/religious ideas are antitheist, not atheist. Lumping us all in the same boat is rather frustrating, especially seeing how few people understand that distinction and make assumptions based on that.
Honestly, even if I'm pretty certain of there not being gods, I tell people that I'm agnostic because I don't want to be associated with those people, and I've seen others say much the same. I might be atheistic, but religion has more to do with culture than god, so being anti-religion pretty much means that you end up being a dick, sometimes even a bigot.
I won't assume that someone who calls themselves atheist is anti-religion in that sense... but the association is definitely there.
@@CntRational Sure. The problem is how few people get the difference. People who post on Reddit about how "science is the best", or go on tirades on social media about religion, are antitheists. Unfortunately, they don't know that, and make athiests in general look bad. I personally just leave religion out of any real, and most of my online conversations. Sometimes I may chime in though, like here for instance.
28:52 An upside down cross is actually a thing, but it couldn't be more not evil. It represents the cross of St. Peter
Yeah I never understood how the inverted cross became the de-facto symbol of Satan especially because there is a satanic cross
Cause people are dumb and think that the opposite of stuff they know is holy has gotta be super unholy.
@@Tekh09
Don't forget the five pointed star and "the horns" hand gesture are meant as wards against evil, to keep it away and protect the body and soul.
So obviously they are Satanic and evil.
@Name Goes Here,
I always knew this stuff and it always baffled me how turned around it got. Now it has me thinking, if all of this stuff people think is satanic isn't actually satanic, does that mean that Satanists are actually doing everything in their power to ward AGAINST what they are trying to praise?
I thought he did it because he felt he wasn't worthy of being killed the same as Jesus, so that unworthiness then went with the upsidedown cross.
Presented with lungs, a breath tag, a brain, an I know tag, and a heart, and a love tag...
Bwuh? I don't understand!
TheAsaoirc ...Got it! Put the round peg in the square hole! It must be an allegory for having sex with robots!
_The tyranny of words..._
To be fair, it was written in some demon language. By which I mean English.
I was in physical pain during that part.
I don't get it either. Like the lungs and the breath tag go together sure, but there isn't a like blood of Jesus tag to go with the heart. We are just given two tags for the brain. It makes no sense.
I'll trade you 3 of my Peters for your shiny Jesus card
I'll trade you 5 of my Moseses for the silver Noah.
Anyone want a bronze Judas?
@@taylorcrawford4387 only if you have the shekels thrown on the ground spell with him. I need those to fill out my Catholicism archetype deck. I will give you a silver St Peter for them
@@jack-gb3uq I got 3 of those spells. Do you have a shiny St. Peter? I'm looking for a playset of them
Hey, I'm looking into a David's Mighty Men deck. Anyone have a Abashai and Benaiah around? I got a couple Samsons laying around for trades.
What a strange direction for the prequel to Red Dawn, a Christmas horror game.
Still better than that Red Dawn remake we got with Chris Hemsworth and Josh Peck
@@mr.platinum8388 shut the fuck up Clyde
Wolverines!!!, Mr. West.
So the eldritch-apocalypse dungeon crawler Grim Dawn would be the pre-prequel or a sequel then?
DC Ung His daddy splattered his brains, all over the wall!!
I saw in the thumbnail this one has a skeleton with a hat on and I don't know if I have the courage to watch
Your scalp is just a hat for your skeleton.
But if you beat it, you beat the skeleton ball too. Then you get to beat the crab from inside the skeleton ball. Why? I don't know. I sound more like I'm nuts than actually just referencing something.
Don't worry I get it
Woah it's Nora in the wild outside of Twitter! Hi Nora!
If you're questioning it YOU DON'T
Part of the reason is yall seemed to genuinely enjoy the game- I like the channel most not when yall are particularly bad or good, but when you're really invested and interested. That's what I like best. When yall start getting bored is when I get bored too lol
For all the jank in this game, I DO appreciate that it didn't deploy an obnoxious amount of musical stings with its spooks.
"You have dimensional shift? What Stand does that, Jesus'?"
Jesus' literally does, yes
Jesus is the ultimate stand.
But does he know how King Crimson works?
We'll all know later this year... Or not
Jesus' used Stairway to Heaven
@@murphyslaw_1776 what are you talking about Jesus (Joshua of Joseph) is a Jojo
*Jump scares and minor startle spooks for cowards like myself list:*
3:56 - Matt n Pat didn't like that.
10:30 - Matt
12:39
15:29 - Also got Matt n Pat
30:36 - Not so bad
"It only got us the once" 34:51
My savior, it is thanks to you that my cowardice remains intact.
Why are you so low?
Doing the Lord's work
I search for your comment straight after the first jump scare every video.
Bless you, child
33:56
There is something tremendously funny to me about a scary hand reaching out of the trunk and the preacher man just calmly closing it without reaction.
I know - Love - Breathe. Brain - Hearts - Lungs. I know, let's hook them up randomly!
I KNOW right?! I guess they've got worse eyesight than I though since they didn't even notice the brain till later
Love..? ah yes.. the Chemicals
Whoever made this game really knew their stuff. Scriptural and Catholic liturgical references, the plague of frogs, even a Little Prince quote in there. The detail put into this is staggering.
What is it with games about Christianity that causes Woolie unable to hear and now Pat unable to read?
The lingering effects of the curse of Babel
Playlist People get to watch the video early.
You can't stop us, TH-cam!
mike0bot on the subreddit's pretty fast at posting the video links.
Blind AND illiterate makes for excellent puzzle playing.
And one of the labels literally said BREATH ... wew lad!
Remember how DMC3 literally hands you the solution to the oldest riddle in the world and Pat still had to brute-force it?
"It's some kinda demon language!"
You mean English?
Six. Sets. Of. Eyes.
Remember how Pat still had to brute force that puzzle after Woolie literally told him the answer?
Oh god.. I almost had an aneurysm waiting for them to figure out the god damn organ puzzle...
Another hour video? Maybe Cthulhu heard my prayers
I asked Cthulhu for a hula hoop once... I found a ring of sea salt and tuna in my basement the next morning with dead chipmunks floating around it in the air.
@@thepickles8833 That's fucking metal.
Praise Cthulhu.
Cthulhu f'goka! Cstell'bsna nog orre'eorog shoggmnahn Woolie sgn'wahl!
@@thepickles8833 Lol awesome. You lucky bastard.
15:20 When they finally find the fucking phone.
You mad bruv?
On the matter of crosses, the 'upside down' cross is the symbol of the apostle Peter's martyrdom under the reign of Emperor Nero. He didn't feel as if he deserved to die the same way that Christ did, so he specifically requested to have his cross inverted. I try to keep a thick skin, but this horror trope is extremely irritating; until recently it was the ultimate sign of humility before God.
I am not religious person at all or anything, but this get me annoyed so much. Like if an upside down cross is "HURRR EVIL", by that logic, swords are blasphemy then.
In that case then maybe this game is using the upside down cross correct since the main character seems to take too much pride in himself and has no humility before God?
I always figured it was more to do with the action of displacement of the cross from it's proper position since most uses I've seen involve it literally being moved or carried in such a fashion by ex-priests or ex-humans, indicating more what they once were and are now rather than evil with most of them not actually being evil. This game and similar representations though? I dunno.
So in that case Dante is jesus
If by "recently" you mean the 1960s, you're not wrong.
As for how it happened, it happened when rock and roll musicians (most of whom were probably Christian themselves, and understood its significance) wore it and were called Satanists for making rock music. After that, dumb Christians who just believe everything their preachers say started associating that whole look with Satanic stuff. Including the Petrian Cross. A few years later, people who like rock music are dressing like their favorite stars and getting called Satanists, so the association grows stronger. Eventually, actual Satanists (who are actually just atheists who call themselves Satanists to get under Christians' skins) accepted it.
Matt struggles to say ‘compartmentalized’, but just a few minutes later uses the word ‘amalgamation’, a word I’d like to think is *far* less common!
Emmanuel-John Turner Lad, Bloodborne is an art.
You clearly don't listen to the podcast, he talks about the comic series Amalgam a lot (and for good reason)
It's almost as if Matt is an amalgamation of compartmentalizations
One step closer to haunting woolie...
B. Orchid said... as she spat her convoluted backstory onto the floor.
and I'm about to break
Woolies mom : you don’t know what your messing with child
35:06 "What Stand does that?"
「Heart-Shaped Box」, obviously
The upside down cross (inverted cross) is a widely misinterpreted symbol. It's origin begins with Saint Simon Peter, one of the twelve apostles of Jesus Christ. Saint Peter was crucified upside down as a sign of humility that he was not worthy of the same death as Jesus.
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Please tell me you went off on the 50 other people who commented the same thing below me.
I wish we could clone pat so we could have 2 Pat's lping games.
No, have TWO Pat's Coaching Woolie! That's BASICALLY like haunting him anyhow.
If you had two Pats, they would be twice as wrong & only half as right
Go watch his streams or the ruby weapon hour, we get pat and hot bangable pat
Go watch his streams or the ruby weapon hour, we get pat and hot bangable pat
Go watch his streams or the ruby weapon hour, we get pat and hot bangable pat
That's some very Orthodox Christianity right there.
Yup, it's a Romanian game.
EDIT: Man I was not expecting to do some holy chemistry.
More games need Holy Chemistry. That's the kind of next level alchemy I'm all about.
34:25
Yo, okay, the heart-shaped music box transition was crazy impressive. Reminded me of the best missions in Titanfall 2 and Dishonored 2.
This Wooliehaunt simulator looks pretty promising.
I’m not even a religious person, but I adore the story of Jesus. Jesus knew he would be betrayed, and in some belief circles, allowed it so that he could demonstrate true sacrifice to mankind. If anything, his luck stat is nonexistent, because he himself is one of the greatest figures in human history. Images of this man, in any flattering form, make people who believe in him exert themselves even more. People pray, and whether it ever really gets heard or not, you can’t deny how empowered these people feel. He’s like a buff, really.
'Increases willpower, but drains intelligence.'
*tips fedora*
You're just like a vegan.
What's funny is that Jesus sacrificed himself in order to convince his father (who is also himself) to forgive the creatures he created for exercising the free will that he gave them. Fuck, Christianity is stupid.
Slider1207 tip tip
He made a joke. You're oversensitive.
Unless you were also joking. If so, well done.
I hope this turns out better than that *White Day* when Rising Superstar broke the mouse.
He is going to stream that game again sometime if I am not wrong.
My favorite part about that story is not that Liam broke the mouse, it's that he threw it across the room
He threw it... _just like John Wayne woulda done_
And when that fire alarm broke my ears.
Nothing will ever be better than that
"in every one of my places in this world you can find a symbol" meanwhile Pat 2 minutes later "OH THAT MEANS EVERY AREA HAS A JESUS"
I kinda want to see them finish this one..... damn it the wiki doesnt give away the plot, I don't want to watch a playthough unless it's these guys, I don't want to have to get use to other youtubers I'm not familiar with. Apparently there are two endings?
Who made this?
Yea, this one was fucking fascinating. I'd be down with a double dip at some point.
Or you could, I don't know, play it?
What? What kind of heathen would PLAY a video game? That's blasphemy.
@@TheChocoXCheese Such unholy matters being spoken. Just like Pat and his premarital sex
Wait. A Christmas themed horror game?
Is this the fabled Christmasstorm that Matt alluded to all those years ago?
Edit: So why didn't they invite Woolie for this one? Is it because this one got more real with religious stuff than Faith?
Did all these religious imagery brought PTSD to Woolie?
Could it be...? Is the fabled and accursed "3rd Birthday" upon us?
@@thepickles8833 *DO NOT SPEAK ITS NAME*
It's because Father Woolie cowarded out from the Faith spooks.
Well, there's crosses in this one so it wouldn't affect Woolie
This is Eastern Orthodox stuff. Far too advanced and cool for Woolie's upbringing to comprehend.
I can't believe they went so long before answering the phone, that's like letting the phone ring in real life.
Always let the phone ring. Otherwise you'd have to talk to people.
I *do* let the phone ring in real life.
Pat inadvertently solving every puzzle in this video completely by accident while being stumped by the easiest most "in your face" puzzles in other games is TEARING MY SOUL APART.
Fun Fact: Grey Dawn was developed by a 3 person Romanian team, who got their start in mobile development. And this game was supported by a Bucharest game investment company called Carbon.
And their website has one of the best headlines for a spoopy game:
THE EXORCISM FAILED
This was made by a small team of eastern europeans that had no idea what they were doing? Who could've guessed...
The level of detail and accurate orthodox symbolism in this is amazing. The way my religion was represented is beyond anything I could ask for.
Nothing scarier than having a dank ass closet.
The dankest of closets.
What if Jesus actually had crazy high luck and all his miracles were bluffs that just happened to work?
Flame X or what if it's all true
"I...I can't believe they fell for that old water-into-wine trick."
The Zaibatsu would probably go to church more if Netflix made an "Action Bible" short series in the same style as the Castlevania series.
Adaptation of the manhwa Let's Bible
The only sins being committed here are those character models. Good lord.
Man this is a strange adaptation of Steel Ball Run...
Man I love them seeing how to do a mechanic and then totally forgetting ten minutes later about it.
Just having Matt as the thumbnail seems odd, at least show some kind of image based on the game in the episode
But they showed the most evil creature of all...man!
If God is all-powerful, all-knowing, and infinitely benevolent, then from whence cometh bad child voice actors?
Pats inability to read is astounding
"I don't want to speak about him right now. Some memories bring back pain."
Matt: "Just write a Papa Roach song, kid!"
AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Label reads "Love"
Pat: Must be some demon shit.
This is a trip and I love it. Nice and peaceful for the most part. It's like a religous Myst.
A whole hour? You guys must really like this playthrough.
It doesn't have Woolie to decide to quit the nanosecond the game gets going, like yesterday's video.
I got a damn migraine watching them struggle to solve that puzzle
Edit: Nevemind they're all headaches
I gotta say, Pat found the Cross in the first room a lot faster than the streamers I watched play this game found it but dear god he was a ton slower than all of them on that damn phone.
Also 15:22 Hello Text to Speech bot that SkinnedTeen uses.
You guys, Jesus was really bad at not getting crucified.
Love the eastern Catholic/Orthodox imagery in the game.
it looks pretty classic regular christian to me
IlPeggiore It's extremely Catholic. Which I guess is what most people think of when it comes to "regular christian" symbolism and imagery, but it's actually a pretty distinct visual aesthetic compared to protestant faiths.
I love how Pat's first instinct when seeing a puzzle is to turn every valve and light every bong. I also can deny its effectiveness.
I know my heart
I breathe my brain
I love my lungs...
... Makes sense to me!
omfg pat and mat struggling with the babbiest of puzzles will never stop being amusing/infuriating
I've never seen a game with such garbage character models have such absolutely stunning visual fidelity in all other aspects.
*Edit*
To the folks insulting my intelligence in the replies: Have some class. You act as if I was referring to the polycount or texture quality like some hacky David Cage quote. If I wanted to be a real jackass I'd claim that Late PS2 era graphics lasted from 2005-2014 since games were still being made for the damn thing. When I said "garbage" I was referring purely to the aesthetics from a character design perspective. You could give a character a spheroid head with 100 million polygons textured in 16K resolution textures and I'd still call it a garbage character model because it still LOOKS AWFUL.
Eh the character models aren't that terrible.
In relative terms. These are slightly above late-PS2 era models. They aren't *awful* necessarily but by modern standards they are extremely unappealing design wise.
City of Heroes got a big expansion like 6 or 7 years after it came out that had a ton of modern graphical improvements like AO, fancy AA, real-time reflections on a bunch of shit, etc. but like 80+% of the character models were still from 2004
"slighty above late ps2" don't have very good memory do you?
Oh come on, it's not even close to "slightly above late-PS2 era models". You obviously don't remember how shitty the graphics looked in PS2 games. It looks more like mid-PS3/Xbox 360 era.
"Dimensional shift, what stand is that? Does Jesus have it?"
Mat you have to stop, you keep asking and the answer is always YES!
A dawn as desolate as DMC2.
Honestly, 49:50 - 53:30 is by far the hardest I have laughed in a long time. "I'm gonna smoke the Jesus!" and Matt's laugh had me crying xD
Never have i ever been so frustrated with a person's puzzle solving skills in my life
You must be new to this channel then. Even the babiest of puzzles causes these idiots' brains to overheat and die.
"Maybe the phone is behind you" Immediately goes into a room instead
I can still hear the ringing in my ears
It's like if Myst was made by Nostradomus.
“White people love Woolie... because he makes... Brian Gumble... look like Malcolm X.”
Walks around in the pouring frog-rain for like ten minutes before suddenly remarking "Oh, it's raining frogs now."
im happy that I’m always up at 2am for these videos getting uploaded
Where do you live?
Emmanuel-John Turner I’m in Scotland
Same lol
Ana Bones I think it’s really cool that the internet allows people to allow people to connect from all over the world. 👍🏾
There's so much crazy things in here, it's awesome. I burst out laughing loads of times this video with all the hype stuff going on. I'd really like to see you guys finish this.
If there was ever a video that Woolie had to be a part of.
It had to be this one.
The environmental designers fucking killed it here. It's absolutely gorgeous to look at.
Matt's on fucking point with the Kung Pow! reference.
"It's some kind of an eastern european language"
Matt, a pole : "Bonjour!"
Matt just ask Liam where's the weed at. He's a member of the urban youth. He has tons
Why does this have such high quality production? Good job devs.
This should have been the game they made Woolie to play.
That snow crunching sound is so real, like they must have in fact recorded actual snow for that. I was hoping Pat noticed, because he would, and I was not disappointed.
I can't remember the last time I felt this much joy watching someone's deeply concerned bafflement. Part two por favor.
yall should do a full play though!
There was a Christian card game that played like magic the gathering (also had a few artists that did magic art) back in the 90s called redemption. I’m sure someone’s already said that in the comments though.
Look up “Santa’s Slay.”.
Trust me.
is it porn?
Sigismund, The Emperor's Champion No it is not.
It's a movie where Goldberg basically plays Futurama Santa. It's not NEARLY as good as it sounds
I don't wanna.
you disappoint me
"They appear to say a bunch of weird demon shit"
-Pat, reading English
The part about the upside down cross isn’t accurate. You are correct in that it has nothing to do with Satan or evil or whatever, but it does mean something and is connected to Christianity. The upside down cross represents the apostle Peter. He was crucified, but refused to die in the same manner in which his Lord was killed, because he was not worthy, so he requested to be crucified upside down. That’s literally all it means. It’s Peter.
Oops, I commented before I read this. Sorry for copying, lol
@@MrAngeline13 It's fine, there's a few comments like this. The more there are, the more likely they'll see and know just how dumb and wrong the trope is.
I love how almost half of the Shitstorms this year have turned into hour long dives into "I have to find some crazy bullshit to understand wtf is going on in this game!!!!!!!"
I will continue to hate holiday music as long as I'm stuck in retail lmao
Fun Fact: Telling horror stories at Christmastime, although uncommon today, is a custom that goes back from before Christianity. People believed that on winter solstice, being the darkest day of the year, the dead would be far more potent and able to make contact with the living than they normally are.
Who the hell got the guys into nightmare before christmas?
Gray Dawn: Become the Oracle of Seasons.
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons 2..?
The thumbnail is like the pope after falling down the "just one more article" hole on Cracked or TvTropes.
edit: I heard that stealthy Bob Marley reference, Pat.
I appreciate what a d&d-nerd Pat is.
Also: Phantasmagoria!
This would make a good horror movie if it was made in the 80s.
Man those contraption puzzles are so damn satisfying to watch.
Considering all the religious themes in this game, I am shocked Woolie isn't here. Unless that 3-4 month haunting we've been praying so hard for finally kicked off. If that's the case, then all is well.
Who designed the machines in this game?? “I need 1 oxygen and 2 hydrogen”. Alright, let me just turn this dial past 59, the letters G and K, so I can get to 2.