Shitstorm 7 - Witch Hunt

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  • @Aname550
    @Aname550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    A game that punishes oversaving? Truly, this is Pat's worst nightmare

  • @phobos5323
    @phobos5323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Pat: One time, I believe it was Shitstorm 6…
    Matt: Shitstorm 7.
    Pat: Shitstorm 7, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little Girl Scout.
    Matt: And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all.
    Pat: And she says to me “How would you like to buy some cookies?” And I said “Well, what kind do you have?” She had thin mint, graham crunchy things…
    Matt: Raisin oatmeal.
    Pat: Raisin oatmeal. And I said “We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?” And she looks at me and she says… “I need fifty mana.”
    Matt: Fifty. Mana.
    Pat: Well, it was about that time that I notice that Girl Scout was about eight stories tall and was a werewolf from 18th Century Russia.

    • @coraert
      @coraert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I gave him a dollar

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What’s that from?

    • @Mr_Jumbles
      @Mr_Jumbles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@coraert she gave em a dollar

    • @Mr_Jumbles
      @Mr_Jumbles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Samm815 from an old South Park episode th-cam.com/video/9cn7xfBpZ3M/w-d-xo.html

    • @drunkdonkeydude
      @drunkdonkeydude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Matt: I gave her 10 mana
      Pat: Well it's no gottdamn wonder that 8 story tall werewolf keeps coming back, you keep giving him mana on the side!

  • @Zansatsu-0379
    @Zansatsu-0379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Demons slaughtered my family? Now I'm motivated!

    • @_Francis_York_Morgan
      @_Francis_York_Morgan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Family family family...

    • @vVAstrAVv
      @vVAstrAVv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This could be fun

    • @iomar90
      @iomar90 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, you know, there is this author that had his wife murdered by a serial killer and when that happened he quit everything to become a specialist in serial killers and went around the world to try to study them...

    • @matthewleclair3189
      @matthewleclair3189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Something big attacked me on my way to Bellville. I was able to style on it and get some sweet demon light gauntlets out of it but my brother ran off with them. Luckily, I was able to get to town through teleporting.

    • @cagatayocal7049
      @cagatayocal7049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sam and Dean Winchester is on our side hunt begins tonight

  • @callumdonington2227
    @callumdonington2227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Holy shit that is the most accurate depiction of reloading a musket ive ever seen.

    • @CrimsonPhantom88
      @CrimsonPhantom88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except it's about three times as fast as someone with impeccable training and skill.

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CrimsonPhantom88 th-cam.com/video/bXxEkZ6yuA0/w-d-xo.html
      It might be possible if not only slightly exaggerated.

  • @6027
    @6027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    (See doggo locked in a cage)
    *"Hey, it's that dog..!"*

    • @Ya_Mosura
      @Ya_Mosura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What do you think of it?

    • @4Wilko
      @4Wilko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They never saved the dog!

    • @LeudieBlues
      @LeudieBlues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SMALL TIME

    • @_Francis_York_Morgan
      @_Francis_York_Morgan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Is this...DOGGO's blood?

    • @ZanraiKid
      @ZanraiKid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      THAT DOG

  • @ouka6686
    @ouka6686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    From the store page: "Warning: Hunting requires patience and perseverance. If it's not your strongest qualities you may find this game to be very frustrating."
    Oh no...

  • @4Wilko
    @4Wilko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    *Jump scares and minor startle spooks for cowards like myself list:*
    10:16 - Matt
    12:51 - Matt
    Hey it's that dog. 13:31
    17:48
    No wait. Hey it's that dog. 19:24
    21:52 - Pat
    "Maybe it'll unlock easy mode." 22:57
    26:37 - Matt
    34:22 - Not so bad
    35:48 - The best
    Pretty much any startle is self inflicted by Matt n Pat.

    • @p0cketwatch
      @p0cketwatch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you're my hero, I hope you know that.

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every tiny noise was accompanied by them going, "WAAGH!", which startled me more XD

    • @polarchucky
      @polarchucky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Youre doing god's work here sir

    • @SivTheScribe
      @SivTheScribe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      While this one wasn't as jump scary compared to the other vids, I thank you for your service, sir.

  • @Abyss3223
    @Abyss3223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "its like Omikron all over again" Please Pat lets not Kill/Invoke Liam's ghost.

    • @4Wilko
      @4Wilko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Matt... I need to go home..."

    • @vVAstrAVv
      @vVAstrAVv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omikron didnt kill liam sonic did

    • @4Wilko
      @4Wilko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sonic didn't kill Liam.
      Chip did.

    • @Ketsuekisan
      @Ketsuekisan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maybe Liam could haunt Woolie for 3-4 months max?

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    35:53
    Oh shit, it's the snake from RE4 back for revenge!

    • @matthewleclair3189
      @matthewleclair3189 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yawn?!

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “You ate my egg you idiots!”

    • @mjolnir1208
      @mjolnir1208 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      a tube you can't shoot is scary enough on its own, but with these shit slow guns? true horror

    • @ultraspinalki11
      @ultraspinalki11 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Samm815 "now I will eat BOTH of these eggs between your legs as vengeance!"

    • @flyinggeneral
      @flyinggeneral 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their testicles are now filled to burst with poison.

  • @tylergregoire1763
    @tylergregoire1763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Mat the coward plays with Pat the raging murderer.

    • @gennarosevero1856
      @gennarosevero1856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All aboard the s.s. Cowardice!

    • @Zantetsu13
      @Zantetsu13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pat is a bigger coward tho. I've lost count of how many times he has shrieked like highschool girl during these.

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Team Dastard

    • @skeetsoldier
      @skeetsoldier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matt the Coward and Pat the Also Coward

    • @razrPAIN
      @razrPAIN 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Legendary Grizzly pelt was more important

  • @thepickles8833
    @thepickles8833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    _SO HERE I AM_
    _BURNING EVERY WITCH I CAN_

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      BURNING ALL THAT I CAN
      PRETENDING I'M A WITCHERMAN

    • @Spartan120
      @Spartan120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I'M TRYING TO KEEP,
      THE WOLVES FROM MY SHEEP,
      SEEMS THE WORLD'S BURNING DOWN AROUND ME

    • @FightCain
      @FightCain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Gotta kickflip to fight the witch bitch

    • @k.-flynn
      @k.-flynn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Next up is the Cult of Sparrow

    • @rikowolfin4984
      @rikowolfin4984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wait until they get to new orleans in THUG2, it will basically just be this comment chain.

  • @Surya112
    @Surya112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    14:31 "That's like a mile for you American folks, but smarter."
    It's rather ironic that 1 km is only a little over half a mile.

  • @bumblequeen3287
    @bumblequeen3287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I need 50 mana to post this comment.

  • @SireNukerre
    @SireNukerre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This game is really intriguing, this eurojank needs to go places.

    • @Nightmare78hAlo
      @Nightmare78hAlo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      With a higher budget and somewhat larger team, this could be a pretty amazing game. Still, even how it is now it actually seems like a fun lil' game to pick up at some point since the core concept and gameplay of it is not bad and it still pulls of a pretty good spooky atmosphere even with the outdated visuals, it's only 8 bucks on steam.

    • @Atrahasis7
      @Atrahasis7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nightmare78hAlo This, sadly money is wasted on garbage. I mean an atmospheric, swaying grass hunting supernatural monster game, sprinkle a story and rpg? Yes please

    • @MopedOfJustice
      @MopedOfJustice 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buy the game!

    • @Atrahasis7
      @Atrahasis7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Already did.

  • @KingInYellowTatters
    @KingInYellowTatters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oh no! We're not werewolves... We're *why*wolves! Creatures possessed by the spirit of inquiry! ...𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙!"

  • @deathmetalalchemist2731
    @deathmetalalchemist2731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I love that Matt still remembers that shitty Omikron fight music perfectly.

    • @mrman6035
      @mrman6035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ba ba ba now now

    • @werolynn8504
      @werolynn8504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I dont think someone who suffered so much could ever forget

    • @joeysingingchannel
      @joeysingingchannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Every Omikron video started with that music. It's probably seared onto his soul by now.

    • @notoverwatch6991
      @notoverwatch6991 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all do.

  • @proslackernifty4149
    @proslackernifty4149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm still amazed that two besties can push the same controller button 10-15 times in a row and still not know what that button does.

  • @felipeguidolin1055
    @felipeguidolin1055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Father Ludwig?? Horrible beasts?? An evil church??
    Is this Bloodborne: Origins?

  • @saladoc
    @saladoc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Yes, so the curse on woolie has finally started, soon all of his vinyls will turn into funko pops.

    • @TheColmarr
      @TheColmarr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is just mean.

  • @Melocholly
    @Melocholly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Cabin Snake" Poisons the competition!

    • @MopedOfJustice
      @MopedOfJustice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's just protecting his property
      No step on snek

    • @DaeliteJ
      @DaeliteJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *insert Smash Bros. theme here*

  • @princeire7486
    @princeire7486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    "That's Polish." *immediately triggers every Russian and Polish person watching*

    • @murphyslaw_1776
      @murphyslaw_1776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Cyka Blyat

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Look for comments that are all consonants.

    • @wohdinhel
      @wohdinhel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      he’s made this “mistake” so many times now i fully believe it’s intentional

    • @spikespiegelfanclub
      @spikespiegelfanclub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i got triggered and i'm american

    • @JII-JII
      @JII-JII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      At this point, my brain is conditioned to correct every statement Pat makes as "Pat being wrong".

  • @j-re7200
    @j-re7200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That ending... giving me Bear Grylls flashbacks

  • @Raven_Frame
    @Raven_Frame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    How are they not hearing these monsters before they're attacked?

    • @Ketsuekisan
      @Ketsuekisan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Same way they couldn't hear that ghost breathing in Visage: they've gone deaf, in addition to being blind and illiterate.

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think cause they each have one ear bud.

    • @cometome255
      @cometome255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I mean they are like 60

    • @beefboy2928
      @beefboy2928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cause not everyone’s not as cool as you Raven!

    • @smward87
      @smward87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah it's a combination of all the above. Only having 1 earbud each on top of being to busy chattering away and altogether not paying nearly as much attention as someone who isn't doing a let's play would.

  • @algi1
    @algi1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like the idea of this game.

  • @sonofan403
    @sonofan403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"

    • @pseudopiscean6871
      @pseudopiscean6871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pat: "Delicious, delicious life."

    • @ultraspinalki11
      @ultraspinalki11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw that Witch movie recently. Pretty crazy they allowed a bit of live action Shota action to take place!

  • @blobberberry
    @blobberberry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The only guys besides Oney and Zach I've seen play this

    • @twomo1
      @twomo1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      My thoughts exactly. We got the funni scream lords, now let's see how the best bumble lords do.

    • @frederickfreakerson4550
      @frederickfreakerson4550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I love how these two channels seem to overlap so much. With very questionable opinions peppered in

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Look for the little mouse dancing.

    • @blobberberry
      @blobberberry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      UNT FUCKING BEESHT

    • @duing_under_the_influence763
      @duing_under_the_influence763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They've been on a podcast with Oney. I wish they would've met Zach. Oddball guy

  • @AshKaperdon
    @AshKaperdon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My entire life my family has told me when failing to see items on shelves and the like, "If it was a snake, you'd be dead."
    This video now showed me how true those words are.

  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Best ending of the whole Shitstorm so far. Lol

  • @sam007695
    @sam007695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the most dangerous monster of all, a common garden snek

  • @matttillenburg5644
    @matttillenburg5644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    14:27 This is your friendly reminder from Pat that half a kilometer is around 1 mile.
    CRAZY TALK ACTIVATE

    • @R_got_a_name_change
      @R_got_a_name_change 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he meant that a whole kilometer is like a mile, which is still wrong, but makes sense regarding how they’re used.

  • @kagamiwaifubot171
    @kagamiwaifubot171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cabella witch hunt. Full of werewolves, zombies, witches, doggos, and the most letal: RE 4 snakes

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    But is this witch better than the ones in Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost? I bet not.
    .......................man those Hex Girls tho...

    • @frederickfreakerson4550
      @frederickfreakerson4550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      .... and I’m gonna put a spell on you (gonna put a spell on you)
      YEAH! HEX GIRLS!

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yummy Time.

    • @odstarmor557
      @odstarmor557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The hex girls? Yes, just yes.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hex Girls really awoke something in me. Flipped a switch in my brain.

    • @Smoofyful
      @Smoofyful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Put a spell on me girl.

  • @mgimansss
    @mgimansss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    and here we have the second time pat has confused Russian for Polish

  • @hoarahbabylon
    @hoarahbabylon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    MR SNAKEDOWN

  • @the_glove
    @the_glove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    M O R T I S

  • @JohnJenkins81
    @JohnJenkins81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm disappointed that there aren't more comments on how long it took Pat to get the free crucifix. What is happening to this community?

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If we commented on every obvious Pat fuck up like that we'd have time for nothing else.

    • @pseudopiscean6871
      @pseudopiscean6871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The crucifix is useless. Can't even stop incoming trucks.

  • @imlaffytaffy
    @imlaffytaffy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    14:27
    "Yeah it's half a kilometer, that's like a mile for you American folks but smarter."
    -Pat
    Yeah sure it is, except it's actually a little less than one third of a mile, but you know I guess that's close enough to pass Canadian math class

  • @AlleyCryptid
    @AlleyCryptid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm 99% sure none of the men in this game have necks...

    • @callumdonington2227
      @callumdonington2227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fun fact the neck wasn't invented until 1887 by Ludvig Von Neck.

    • @AlleyCryptid
      @AlleyCryptid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@callumdonington2227 Ya learn something new everyday!

    • @Crusader820
      @Crusader820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Finally, a game for people like me!

  • @BigBarkleyValley
    @BigBarkleyValley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That guy looking after the church reminds me of an Elder Scrolls Oblivion NPC.

    • @Lyrikan
      @Lyrikan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have heard others say the same

    • @chrisnichols5572
      @chrisnichols5572 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His face is creepy as fuck.

  • @kalmakoffee
    @kalmakoffee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    C'mon guys, including Woolie in the thumbnail is just cruel

    • @GyaruHaruUS
      @GyaruHaruUS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Truly the whitest of the Best Friends

    • @twomo1
      @twomo1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Sees thumbnail"
      YES, THE CURSE FOR 3 TO 4 MONTHS MAX HAS STARTED........wait....
      "Looks closer at thumbnail"
      ..........damnit.
      "clicks video anyway"

    • @bloowhalesind
      @bloowhalesind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      now I wish the shitstorm had a heavily edited woolie reaction face in every thumbnail

    • @Lyrikan
      @Lyrikan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      with his beefy white third leg

    • @tomdylan2074
      @tomdylan2074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's not even haunted Woolie, that's just him in the morning, afternoon, evening, midnight, and every other type of the day.

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Am I alone in thinking this game actually looks pretty cool?

    • @trevingrayek791
      @trevingrayek791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not at all.

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope.

    • @mattn1427
      @mattn1427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OneyPlays did a small series on this game

    • @Ketsuekisan
      @Ketsuekisan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It seems pretty cool, but I'm not really sure what you're supposed to do when the monster runs away and you don't have the mana to track it.

    • @MrStatistx
      @MrStatistx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd call it having potential. I played myself and the small enemies with their erratic super speed and janky animations takes a lot of the games enjoyment away

  • @spacecowboy1565
    @spacecowboy1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss both of you together so much.

  • @CrimsonMoonM
    @CrimsonMoonM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only Pat can go into a forest to kill a Werewolf, then send said Werewolf running like a coward with its tail between its legs, only to then get killed by a random regular doggo.

  • @Hedgpig
    @Hedgpig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "500 meters is about a mile, for you American folks, but... smarter!"
    He must be fucking with us, right?

  • @KARASUadw
    @KARASUadw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Plot twist: They're just playing as young Gherman before he got the scythe.

  • @deidarasempai13
    @deidarasempai13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It never fully hits you that it's been seven years and I am both proud and like "wtf have I done with my life" to say I've been here since before the first Shitstorm and I always say it's HANDS DOWN my favorite gaming event of every year! Thanks for playing some great and not so great horror games for us for seven years, guys, we appreciate ya

  • @disflipmat
    @disflipmat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Father Ludwig got killed by beasts. Is this just the Bloodborne prequel?

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ludwig wasn't a father though (and I think he turned into a beast, not got killed by one), and people knew how to pronounce his name.

  • @WolfAnge23
    @WolfAnge23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pat ends the video with a throwback to their man vs wild playthrough

  • @Azzabackam
    @Azzabackam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It behooves oneself to turn around every now and then."
    Here it is, the second best use of 'behoove' in history.

  • @Icarus2063
    @Icarus2063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you can see this then you are exempt from having to enter the woolie hole.

  • @0rriAndroid
    @0rriAndroid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Liam has aroused The Witch!

    • @anarchistdora1990
      @anarchistdora1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Liam has aroused me!
      Edit: Oh you meant the L4D witch...

  • @KittenHachiChan
    @KittenHachiChan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Day 27:
    I've been burned out, I've gone to hell,
    Ain't got no story left here to tell,
    Holy art thou? Well listen to this
    No demon's a beacon with my crucifix
    Ain't no magician, learned me some new tricks
    If this sounds tasteless then pass me that Twix
    left or the right you know they'll be invitin'
    toilin' and boilin' and brewin' for fightin'
    forget hocus pocus, you're just Mary Poppin
    Into purgatory your soul I'll be lockin'
    Who said that preacher can't teach while they're rockin'?
    Better lock and reload your flintlock and stole
    Standin' here at the podium,
    now come at me, bro.

  • @MaskedSongbird
    @MaskedSongbird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Half a kilometer! That's like, a mile for you American folks, but smarter." Actually, a full km is *less* than a mile, specifically a little over six-tenths of a mile. Source: I'm an engineer irl, so I'm familiar with SI. More specifically, I'm an American, so you know...get rekt, Pat.

  • @SleazyShell
    @SleazyShell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Dang it Pat, this is the same mistake you made with that game you called Polish Jank that one time with Woolie - that's not Polish, that's Russian. That word doesn't start with a P sound. Transliterated, "русский" in Cyrillic is "rússkiy" in Latin script.

    • @largegoop
      @largegoop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ian McIvor It’s especially fucked since the polish don’t even fucking use Cyrillic. It’s so obviously Russian it hurts

    • @SleazyShell
      @SleazyShell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zane Moriarty I mean if you don't know what Cyrillic is I can see thinking it starts with P, P for Poland, and so on. It's just that this exact mistake has happened twice now.

    • @jimjambananaslam3596
      @jimjambananaslam3596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ian McIvor It's funny because generally people assume anything Eastern European is Russian, and they're assuming the Russian thing is Polish lol

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then maybe the Russians should use an R.

    • @SleazyShell
      @SleazyShell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sam Lucas they do - it just looks like a p. It's a completely different script. It's the same reason "啊" isn't pronounced "abaj."

  • @TheMegaRin
    @TheMegaRin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt: "To your left!"
    Patt: *turns right*
    Every. Time.

  • @zacc
    @zacc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt was really onto something, referencing the old Cabela's games
    Imagine Dangerous Hunts, but you hunt werewolves and other beasties

  • @DeshiBlacksheep
    @DeshiBlacksheep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Of course Pat would walk right up to a deadly snake without a single thought.

  • @1303S
    @1303S 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kept you waiting, huh?

  • @pikagammerpluspizza7478
    @pikagammerpluspizza7478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    R.I.P.

  • @Nightmare78hAlo
    @Nightmare78hAlo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They should really consider increasing their game volume one day, amount of times they fail to notice rather audible monster sounds right behind them is pretty nuts in all their videos.

  • @SepiaGraffiti
    @SepiaGraffiti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We're 27 days in and I just realized that the intro music is a rendition of Green Greens theme..

  • @kgreatlyn
    @kgreatlyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Could it be in the tReEs???” That scary revelation by Pat was the best.

  • @cheaddos
    @cheaddos 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uses limited time beast vision which uses half of your own mana that doesn't regenerate. Stares in one direction and doesn't move. Very good.

  • @sarahz8
    @sarahz8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that you brought up Calvin and Hobbes...... you guys are the best.

  • @Tearonex
    @Tearonex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And the RE4 snake gets its revenge on Pat!

  • @NowhereGames518
    @NowhereGames518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Boy, Witcher 1 sure was spooky.

  • @HarrIock
    @HarrIock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This game is great. Angory Tom did a fantastic playthrough of this.

    • @ZashuCrash
      @ZashuCrash 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was not expecting a Satan Graboid

    • @watuhboy
      @watuhboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:42 Frank Herbert's Dune

  • @UltimateCarl
    @UltimateCarl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I guess if you brought a phone back to ye olde times, being able to bring up anything on the screen at all would still be pretty mindblowing, but realistically yours would be the only phone available and service towers wouldn't exist yet, so... Unless you've also got a magical phone with wi-timetravel-fi 4DG technology you couldn't show them the internet or actually call anybody. I guess it is basically still a tiny camera, mp3 player, notepad, and game console though.

  • @Furymgs3
    @Furymgs3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Works of Mercy was called like that because that was the main game mechanic. You've got your "Works of Mercy" printed on the wall of your appartment, and the ending you get depends on whether or not you follow them.

  • @Eddyforshort
    @Eddyforshort 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Geralt, but with a musket" is pretty strong. Too bad it all goes downhill from there.

  • @CheetahsArePrettyCool
    @CheetahsArePrettyCool 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like Pat saying "a lot of the fear is wearing off" compared to Visage where he's like "straight-up, I sleep like shit during Shitstorm season"

  • @despadas
    @despadas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the RE4 Snek is back!

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched Oney and Zach play this. I'm so happy you two found it

  • @bitfunk24
    @bitfunk24 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woolie and Pat keep me coming back and Matt makes me drop the like.

  • @EmilySpiritExT
    @EmilySpiritExT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    29:28 I'm gonna say for the sake of the game, the reason the horse was in the opposite direction and side from where the player started, is cause the Witch Hunter was bucked off his horse as it was first attacked before the game started and in it's fear it had fled as far as it could make it. It managed to make it where the hunter finds it during his beast hunt, before it was completely downed by blood loss or from whatever attacked it managed to make it fall over, eat part of it before leaving it's corpse.

  • @KawaiKawaki
    @KawaiKawaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss Pats shit talking. Using measurements that hasn't gotten to the moon then saying its smarter lol

  • @zwellhandler
    @zwellhandler 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    (Reloads)
    *"I'VE NEVER FELT A TENSION LIKE THIS BEFORE."*

  • @zeplinkid17
    @zeplinkid17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So is THUG2 the Shitstorm LP cause that shit is horrifying

  • @schaakakon9473
    @schaakakon9473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This game reminds me how badass a first person Diablo 1 would be

  • @chosebine2169
    @chosebine2169 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "father ludwig killed by a horrible beast"
    this tiny maybe-reference to bloodborne better lead to something sick

  • @ScarceCastle2
    @ScarceCastle2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If only Liam-senpai was here to slap Matt and Pat over not recognizing Japanese vs Chinese.

  • @cwheels01
    @cwheels01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That's like a mile for you American folks"
    It's super not though.

  • @kakoytazabar
    @kakoytazabar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WE ARE FINISHING OFF THUG?!
    OHHHHHHHHHHH, BOY. They've already recorded all of the episodes, huh?

  • @jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280
    @jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This game honestly looks like it could be good, but it's way too punishing. You die basically instantly, and the whole mana to save thing is bullshit. I see what they're going for with it, but I believe they could achieve a similar, but less annoying, result by only letting you save in towns (for free) and make it so you can't leave the forest after the hunt has started.
    This game looks like something I'd play with a lot more polishing. I'd like more games with flintlocks and monster hunting.

    • @Furymgs3
      @Furymgs3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A lot of these deaths could have been avoided by paying attention to the grunting and heavy-breathing that signaled them being followed by monsters, and by aiming a little bit more before shooting. And the whole mana thing could have been avoided by them not blowing it all on saving two times in a row for no real reason, especially after they realized it costs mana.
      To me, the only things that would need more polish are the graphics and UI, and I don't particularly care about these things, they're serviceable. Other than that, it actually looks pretty solid. But you're not wrong, being able to save in town for free wouldn't be a bad idea.

  • @Chilled_
    @Chilled_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the Twenty-Seventh day of Shitstorm; Spooks gave unto me: 27 Sons a'Witches

    • @Chilled_
      @Chilled_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get it? It's like sons a' _bitches_ but witch themed! Because witches...and Halloween...and......
      ...listen I spent all night playing Red Dead 2. I'm tired, sue me.

  • @KingRock9717
    @KingRock9717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Day-27 I'm a grave robber with a musket a flintlock and a sword killing monsters....nice

  • @AceDreamer
    @AceDreamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "and thus, after many years, Pat's balls are once again filled to bursting with snake poison"
    *M O R T I S*

  • @GuyUWishUWere
    @GuyUWishUWere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pat: you should bring a phone back in time if you wanna blow their minds.
    Matt: No that's too unheard of, they'd burn you at the stake. You should bring a machine gun because it's just really good existing tech.
    You know the real shitstorm is coming when matt starts making decent points.

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shadows of Destiny had scenes of a time-traveler freaking out peasants with a phone and a lighter.

  • @JustaSmilingHedgehog
    @JustaSmilingHedgehog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:48 CHAOS REIGN
    13:36 MORTIS
    17:58 MORTIS
    23:05 MORTIS
    26:44 MORTIS
    35:58 MORTIS

  • @mjolnir1208
    @mjolnir1208 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the shade being thrown at bethesda and coddpiece howard is giving me life

  • @_ArmIa
    @_ArmIa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That’s Polish”
    「CRAZY TALK」ACTIVATE

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Patt brought this up in an earlier shitstorm- it is scarier when you have options to beat the monster... but they are BAD options. And it is hard to get a worse option than flintlock rifles. True horror is trying to reload that shit while a werewolf is barreling at you.

  • @roamingcatholic
    @roamingcatholic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:44 ‚We are werewolves, we are not swear wolves’ So Matt‘s seen What we do in the shadows

  • @jessbellis9510
    @jessbellis9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    John Wolfe getting a lot of attention from you guys this spooky month - glad to see it!

  • @ExemplarKyle
    @ExemplarKyle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That fucking ending, holy shit my sides. xD

  • @hoarahbabylon
    @hoarahbabylon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    SNAKESTORM 7 THE SNAKENING

  • @jurriaanb3879
    @jurriaanb3879 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I suffer from the woolie curse aswell. I'll look for items like keys or my glasses for hours, only to have them magically teleport to my hand or pocket the moment I give up hope.

  • @35november
    @35november 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Half a km, thats like a mile for you American folks, but smarter. Ya blew it

  • @likes-the-video6073
    @likes-the-video6073 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Again, saw this on Oney Plays.
    Looked awesome.

  • @EHKOS
    @EHKOS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Let's see if Oney's version is better or worse (though with Zach it's hard to beat)

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris and Zack did alot more with this game. And certainly got much further then these two, so definitely worth checking it out to get some laughs and scares they got.