I don’t know if anybody else looked up the ending to the game from yesterday but it’s a trip outta silent hill. Spoiler to horns of fear: Jim goes to the woods and finds the old lady that called him. She tells Jim to go to a lake where he has a mortal Kombat match with the caretaker. The old lady turns out to be the murderer from the story and is killing people. Jim confronts her and strangles her to death but then looks down to reveal he killed his wife. Jim realizes the drugs he took from the pizza made him hallucinate the whole manor experience. The drug called Minotaur traps its users in a maze of confusion and causes severe aggression. While in jail the caretaker comes to visit Jim where he tells him the weapon he carries is actually a computer pointer and Jim’s reality is controlled by the person playing the game. Jim tries to communicate with our reality by using steam chat and then goes on a trip through the computer. Jim wakes up at his apartment believing the whole night to be a nightmare. He goes to check if his wife is alright and is surprised to see her fine. When he hugs her he’s back in the jail cell trapped in a labyrinth in his mind. The caretaker says that he will be enterally trapped in this cycle because a new game will always start.
Matt is playing scary games, But only ones with busty dames. Pat’s set out the candy bowl, And won’t shut up about tank controls. Woolie’s stealing pumpkin pies And thinking up a convincing lie. The Shitstorm’s here, so I surmise, It must be Halloween!
You're right, our game has problems. We welcome criticism. At the moment we have released 4-5 patches that fixed many problems of the game. We plan to release the new additional patch this week that will fix some other problems that were mentioned here.
@AzDimension Honestly? This looks serviceable enough as a horror game made by a small dev. So good on you for that. The only real problem is, like the guy before me said, get someone more familiar with English to write the story and dialogue, being a game that relies heavily on text and dialogue, these things are more noticeable. I respect that you guys are open to feedback. Hopefully, you guys improve your work and get better.
Boss to Developers: "And here is one of our most proficient testers, Matthew, hard at work recording any mechanical flaws or oversights within the current build of your game" Matt: "haHA! That looked like shit!"
Fun Fact: The developers are known as AzDimensions, which is a small Azerbaijiani team. Where's Azerbaijan? Well... it's former Soviet territory, so this is a very special kind of EuroJank. PUT IT IN H!!!
I'm originally from Azerbaijan and am thus obligated to leave a comment... Er... Fun fact: it means "land of the eternal fire" which sounds like a good RPG setting name.
"It's impossible. I'm being sold off to pay my dad's debts" "It is a pity." "No, you don't get it. This is highly illegal. I'm literally chattle. This is some medieval shit" "Be happy!"
If one of these videos isn’t just them going full clockwork orange and strapping Pat to a chair with his eyes forced open and making him watch an entire play through of “Dante’s Inferno” I’m going to be disappointed...
SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Last year I covered the Philippine folk monster, the Kapre, AKA as Woolie's distant relative cousin. Today I'm gonna cover Pat's distant relative cousin, the Tianak. Depending on what folklore you follow, the Tianak is either a dwarf elemental spirit or a straight up vampire mimicking the form of a baby. There's also the shapeshifting monster variants with some being able to take the form of birds and the like. Tianaks can trace their origin on the Mindanao region of the Philippines, when a mother died before being able to give birth, thus causing the first Tianak to come out of the ground. Christianity is not a fan of this version so they implemented a lore patch that says Tianaks are unbaptized children that died. As of modern day, films also depict Tianaks coming from aborted fetuses because we TOTALLY NEED MORE REASONS FOR MORE TIANAKS IN THE FUCKING WILD JESUS CHRIST. So what does this Pat creature do? They generally cry like a bitch so that some humans get lured in. If you get too close they turn into Shin Tianak, grow claws and fangs and proceed to eat your face off. That's the most common variant. There's some variants that just straight up haunt their past lives by attacking their mother, their mother's mother, their mother's sister, their mother's husband, their mother's new child. That kind of stuff.
P.S. - If you pick Pat on the player select screen in _Scrublords X: Hyper Impact_ and put it the Konami Code, you will be able to play as *Shin Tianak* and do sick chaingrabs.
You're telling me they have time travelling baby vampires that have succumbed to the Dark Hado? What do they do if the ancestors they attack just say fuck it and never procreate?
Oh, its you again....are you going to be doing this for every video? Because Im sure that eventually you are gonna save someones pants from getting full of shit.
Hell no, that game is too slow for anything interesting to happen within 30-60 mins I would just be 30 mins of Matt wandering around the town dying of starvation
Sigismund, The Emperor's Champion Yup the original at least would be cancer to LP. There is so much reading text and you gotta know what youre doing since theres a time limit.
Aye, that he did. And he said (paraphrasing): “let it be known y’all are cucks of the church, and true freedom lies in pursuing the goal of being a Chad ubermensch.”
@@tonyinfinite5174 it wouldn't surprise me if that was anthropologically inaccurate, as the Sumerians practiced religious rituals and held a polytheistic belief, and pre-civilization human tribes had an equivalent of a religion as well, as shown through burial rituals and ancient sculptures.
Ahh, Eurojank City. The city that is richer than Indietown but not as well funded as Triple A City. Eurojank City is even scarier in October when the spooks tries and tests the city's janky limits. Edit: Pat: "Azkaban?! Where the wizards get sent? Are you in Azkaban?" ...T-that actually explains the Dementor that attacked you.
This game is like one of those movies made in the 80's by foreign filmmakers trying to make "American-styled" films. Also holy shit the dialogue started out as passable and then went right off the rails near the end there.
This is great. The dialogue is hilarious. It seemed like a slow burn, too. Like at first it was kind of weird and stilted but it felt like they were trying, but then it just descended into total nonsense.
Coming back to shitstorm 7 is weird, it's so close to the time they break up but it seems like matt and pat have the same best friend chemistry they've always had. It just makes me want to know the details, I don't know I still watch these guys seperately and love them so it keeps me thinking wha happun
I thought the same thing. Even if they aren't doing great behind the scenes, they at least keep face very well. I would give anything for them to do the shitstorm again, though i doubt they would.
Day Two: Taking those drugs was a bad idea. And not just because of those minotaurs. Now I'm in some foreign country, can barely speak the language, and I have no fucking idea how to manipulate objects. Even worse is the lingering tension I feel whenever I try to go and walk. It's as if there's some . . . invisible force that prevents me from moving forward. I don't know what's holding me back. But I know somehow, someway, I'll find out what. . . . unless it wants to kill me.
Azerbaijan, it takes place in Azerbaijan. Part of the former Soviet Union, they speak a Turkic language and is a Shia Muslim country. Located right above the pointy bit of Iran. Technically this is Western Asia jank.
it doesn't take google to know basic facts about a country. he could even live there or in a neighbouring nation. 'canada. part of the former british empire, they speak english, some speak french, no official religion but most are christian. located above the usa.' doesn't sound as impressive does it? I knew about the azerbaijani language and could have guessed at their religion just based on playing the strategy game europa universalis, where the area is shia and turkish and azerbaijani used to be in the same culture group, before turkish was moved to put game balance over historical accuracy.
Jan Jappie I am sure someone was quite interested in where this took place. The world is a colorful place and I just happen to know a good deal about flags and geography.
In a sense you are correct, I did look it up, just years ago. Matt and Pat were having a bit of trouble with the admittedly intimidating sounding names, that's why I mentioned it (and the whole "getting Ukraine vibes from this" when the camera sweeps by a Mosque). I really don't know why you are mad about people sharing general knowledge.
I didn't know the capital or flag, but I did know the location, ethnicity and religion because I play eu4. I wouldn't consider them idiots for not recognising the flag or capital, but it is a little dumb that pat jumps to ukraine and eastern europe when they're shown a map of a country with a sea to the east, labelled 'Azərbaycan Respublikası', with a little globe in the corner that shows that they're around the middle east, middle eastern architecture, a loading screen reference to islam, star and crescent symbols, persian rugs, curved swords, and references to zoroastrianism.
DarkKnightGrave you’re making me feel old, I remember being a wee bab in the year of 2012, wondering what a ‘shitstorm’ was then I realized that the true shitstorm lies within us...
Idk what it is, but the dynamic between you two in these videos so far has felt old school. It's amazing! Perhaps it's just Shit Storm nostalgia. In any case I looooove it XOXO
Can't believe Matt made the Jerry Seinfeld reference and didn't call her Elaine lol she looks more like her than Jerry. Also the Azhkaban line is up there with my favorite pat lines of all time
You know you've got a good horror game when you can't tell if the text is intentionally speaking in riddles or just struggling with the English language.
32:00 can we just talk for a second about how psychopathic this interaction is? She tells him "I am literally throwing myself into a marriage I dont want so I can get money to help my parents...." And what does this man say confronted with such a horrendous revelation? "LOLdamn sucks. Ah well, suck it up and be happy."
Dose anyone feel disappointed when they don't get spooked in the video? Like I love/hate getting spooked but I'll always laugh at/with Matt and Pat, Shitstorm is really the most wonderful time of the year!
I like how as the years progress, the Shitstorm games have deteriorated in quality as the gunk stuck to the bottom of the banana barrel is scooped up by Pat’s tiny arms.
Not really so much anymore. Every new Yakuza game that has come out since Zero have just made me more and more depressed that I don't have the means to play them so I've been sort of staying away from videos of them.
Well, I think you'll get to them eventually. They'll still be waiting for ya when you do. Besides, they'll go on sale or something, so you'll save more money than those who buy at day one.
I love how the dude at 26:05 is like. "Damn, i guess life is worth living after all" like it is a sudden realization that living is good and dying is bad.
Ok so that Grim Reaper lookin dude is literally a model ripped out of the failed MOBA Paragon. The character was called Sevarog. I think Epic Games released all the assets from the game for public use with UE4 so this is what they are being used for now lol
![[안방1열 풀캠4K] 베이비몬스터 'DRIP' (BABYMONSTER FullCam)│@SBS Inkigayo 241110](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AQ4RIghEvUs/mqdefault.jpg)
28:32 I cannot believe they missed the text stating that Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian priest.
I'll never forget his sermon on Fat Bottom Girls
That was really random and funny, probably my favorite thing after Pat saying they're in Azkaban Prison.
Yeah, I'm disappointed that went uncommented on.
True story as well, at least with Feddy holding to Zoroastrianism. Not sure about him being a priest for it, though.
I cannot believe Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian priest.
I don’t know if anybody else looked up the ending to the game from yesterday but it’s a trip outta silent hill.
Spoiler to horns of fear:
Jim goes to the woods and finds the old lady that called him. She tells Jim to go to a lake where he has a mortal Kombat match with the caretaker. The old lady turns out to be the murderer from the story and is killing people. Jim confronts her and strangles her to death but then looks down to reveal he killed his wife. Jim realizes the drugs he took from the pizza made him hallucinate the whole manor experience. The drug called Minotaur traps its users in a maze of confusion and causes severe aggression. While in jail the caretaker comes to visit Jim where he tells him the weapon he carries is actually a computer pointer and Jim’s reality is controlled by the person playing the game. Jim tries to communicate with our reality by using steam chat and then goes on a trip through the computer. Jim wakes up at his apartment believing the whole night to be a nightmare. He goes to check if his wife is alright and is surprised to see her fine. When he hugs her he’s back in the jail cell trapped in a labyrinth in his mind. The caretaker says that he will be enterally trapped in this cycle because a new game will always start.
Fuck, that is WAY weirder than I guessed. I LOVE IT.
Yo that's pretty good.
Did you leave out the part where the Caretaker is in Jim's apartment watching Seinfeld on purpose or is that on a different ending path?
that macth make me lol so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo that's good.
The Best Friend's greatest enemy... GEOGRAPHY!
An old enemy returns.
Canadians are more ignorant than Americans it seems.
@@Samm815 Cuts deep.
Every time anything geography comes up in their LPs, we're in for a treat.
[flashbacks of Geography class from the Bully LP]
Reminder the scariest things in all of Shitstorm was a security guard from Cthulu and a demon taking a dump.
Why are we so afraid of him if all he does is come Talk to us?
Nah that fucking giants hand coming through the window was the best.
Dude the security guard is the best. Pat shit his pants and It's probably the number one highlight from all the shitstorms.
Do you all forget the bait and switch scare in Spookies House of Jumpscares.
Don't forget the monster from Erie.
*I forced a bot to play 100 horror games of varying quality and length. This is the result.*
better than asking a top
Matt is playing scary games,
But only ones with busty dames.
Pat’s set out the candy bowl,
And won’t shut up about tank controls.
Woolie’s stealing pumpkin pies
And thinking up a convincing lie.
The Shitstorm’s here, so I surmise,
It must be Halloween!
'Surmise' might work better.
But that's some good stuff. Deep lore.
RickshawWatcher Damnit, you’re right. So right that I will now slyly change my original post like the fraud that I am.
This deserves to be way higher.
Noice
Liam- *redacted*
Thanks for your opinion, we're developers of this game! We'll try the best in future!
You've made some gold here
I don't wanna be harsh but get better at game design and please, hire a person who can translate and write English well next time.
You're right, our game has problems. We welcome criticism. At the moment we have released 4-5 patches that fixed many problems of the game. We plan to release the new additional patch this week that will fix some other problems that were mentioned here.
@AzDimension
Honestly? This looks serviceable enough as a horror game made by a small dev. So good on you for that.
The only real problem is, like the guy before me said, get someone more familiar with English to write the story and dialogue, being a game that relies heavily on text and dialogue, these things are more noticeable.
I respect that you guys are open to feedback. Hopefully, you guys improve your work and get better.
Thanks for making this masterpiece.
Boss to Developers: "And here is one of our most proficient testers, Matthew, hard at work recording any mechanical flaws or oversights within the current build of your game"
Matt: "haHA! That looked like shit!"
Fun Fact: The developers are known as AzDimensions, which is a small Azerbaijiani team. Where's Azerbaijan? Well... it's former Soviet territory, so this is a very special kind of EuroJank.
PUT IT IN H!!!
CentralAsiaJank?
Edit: Okay, more like WestAsiaJank
For all I know you could be an Azerburgina
Eurasian Jank? Middle eastern Jank?
Second World Jank.
I was hoping for our first encounter of *Middle* *East* *Jank!*
I'm originally from Azerbaijan and am thus obligated to leave a comment... Er... Fun fact: it means "land of the eternal fire" which sounds like a good RPG setting name.
That's a strong name.
Land of the eternal fire? Like...hell?
like the Fire Nation?
With a bit more polish and a better English translation this game could become somthing great.
"It's impossible. I'm being sold off to pay my dad's debts"
"It is a pity."
"No, you don't get it. This is highly illegal. I'm literally chattle. This is some medieval shit"
"Be happy!"
4:41 That's just a yu-gi-oh card. Those stupid giant stone tablets versions to be exact.
Can't believe that I wasn't the only one thinking that.
Oh my God a giant rock.
Blue eyes bursto streeeeam!!
Ancient Europeans played a more janky version of the ancient Egyptian tablet game meant to deprive pharaohs of their souls and money.
"cause if at first you don't succeed, blast them with your Blue-Eyes again"
If one of these videos isn’t just them going full clockwork orange and strapping Pat to a chair with his eyes forced open and making him watch an entire play through of “Dante’s Inferno” I’m going to be disappointed...
Bitch Nigga Droogs
SerbianMeerkat how do you think Matt hired him?
SerbianMeerkat
Dante’s inferno followed DMC2 and DMC:Donte edition.
When will Woolie show up in a shitstorm video?
Why Pat? Why not Woolie?
On the second day of Shitstorm; Spooks gave to me: 2 Dead Ends
And a jump scare from Horns of Fear!
As the old Azerbaijani saying goes, “What a sirli oyun.”
Nope, doesn’t have the same punch.
@@cameront3914 Did you not see the Bully LP?
The geography part of Bully was painful. They hadn't a clue where Finland was.
Super best friends- destroying the stereotypes of Canadians being polite and informed individuals since 2010.
@@kingbadmovie is Finland even real
@kingbadmovie I probably wouldn't be able to find Finland on a map even if all the country names were already filled in accurately.
The channel is officially Super Blyat Friends Play now.
SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA:
Last year I covered the Philippine folk monster, the Kapre, AKA as Woolie's distant relative cousin. Today I'm gonna cover Pat's distant relative cousin, the Tianak.
Depending on what folklore you follow, the Tianak is either a dwarf elemental spirit or a straight up vampire mimicking the form of a baby. There's also the shapeshifting monster variants with some being able to take the form of birds and the like.
Tianaks can trace their origin on the Mindanao region of the Philippines, when a mother died before being able to give birth, thus causing the first Tianak to come out of the ground. Christianity is not a fan of this version so they implemented a lore patch that says Tianaks are unbaptized children that died. As of modern day, films also depict Tianaks coming from aborted fetuses because we TOTALLY NEED MORE REASONS FOR MORE TIANAKS IN THE FUCKING WILD JESUS CHRIST.
So what does this Pat creature do? They generally cry like a bitch so that some humans get lured in. If you get too close they turn into Shin Tianak, grow claws and fangs and proceed to eat your face off. That's the most common variant.
There's some variants that just straight up haunt their past lives by attacking their mother, their mother's mother, their mother's sister, their mother's husband, their mother's new child. That kind of stuff.
Maki Kuronami man missed these, the trivia was so fun!
P.S. - If you pick Pat on the player select screen in _Scrublords X: Hyper Impact_ and put it the Konami Code, you will be able to play as *Shin Tianak* and do sick chaingrabs.
So...ghost babies? Sounds fun
You're telling me they have time travelling baby vampires that have succumbed to the Dark Hado? What do they do if the ancestors they attack just say fuck it and never procreate?
Can't wait for more "I remember this thing in SMT"
We need more Pat theme monsters.
*Jump scares and minor spooks for cowards like myself list:*
1:55 - Not so bad.
2:53 - Also not so bad.
16:24 - Not a scare. Just a rocket cat.
22:22
Oh, its you again....are you going to be doing this for every video?
Because Im sure that eventually you are gonna save someones pants from getting full of shit.
Please continue doing these: your public service is appreciated
I love you
More time stamps, more time stamps
Thank you for your service
"I've covered languages, you know."
The fabled AZERBAIJANK!
I heard that cars there can get as much as three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
STFU u know nothing about Azerbaijan
Oh my god, that cloaked figure at the start is just Sevarog from Paragon. Christ.
it is, i saw it and was like. Sevarog? what are you doing in the eurojank?
I was going to comment that. Aren't all the game assests in unreal engine now?
@@chicomaroto Epic did release all of Paragon's assets for free to the Unreal store.
@@Timestrider539 Yeah. I just checked the game use Unreal 4
Was gonna post this
They brought up eurojank and I immediately realized they havent done pathologic in a shitstorm yet. This needs to happen.
The new one or the original?
Hell no, that game is too slow for anything interesting to happen within 30-60 mins
I would just be 30 mins of Matt wandering around the town dying of starvation
Sigismund, The Emperor's Champion Yup the original at least would be cancer to LP. There is so much reading text and you gotta know what youre doing since theres a time limit.
A pathologic lets play couldn't work without a lot of editing.
Zoroastrianism is one of the earliest monotheistic (one god) religions, originating in ancient Persia/Iran.
Aye, that he did. And he said (paraphrasing): “let it be known y’all are cucks of the church, and true freedom lies in pursuing the goal of being a Chad ubermensch.”
@@JamalPollok I'm surprised it's not regarded as the first religion
@@tonyinfinite5174 it wouldn't surprise me if that was anthropologically inaccurate, as the Sumerians practiced religious rituals and held a polytheistic belief, and pre-civilization human tribes had an equivalent of a religion as well, as shown through burial rituals and ancient sculptures.
@@JamalPollok I always forget Sumerians we're the first civilization hah
until the arabs came with their faith lol
Night 2: The Woolie Hole deepens
_"You're Alright, Get in!"_ -Quoth the janky dirt Ravens
27:10 - _"Next time, I won't miss."_
The grammar is too good on that. It'd be more like "Miss next time, I wont."
Get out of here yoda ya crazy old man
"it is not the time to hit, but it will be!"
Ahh, Eurojank City. The city that is richer than Indietown but not as well funded as Triple A City.
Eurojank City is even scarier in October when the spooks tries and tests the city's janky limits.
Edit: Pat: "Azkaban?! Where the wizards get sent? Are you in Azkaban?"
...T-that actually explains the Dementor that attacked you.
whose the Mayor of Eurojank City?
It's probably David Cage, isn't it?
Swish
The AngelAJPwny he made his own place called David Cage land. And it's a trip, everything is disappointing.
Even the good stuff is only good because it is slightly less disappointing than everything else.
Man, what a great episode of Xavier Renegade Angel.
Fritata
Taste the pain
Oh look at me, I'm special, I ate somethin fancy!!
This game is like one of those movies made in the 80's by foreign filmmakers trying to make "American-styled" films. Also holy shit the dialogue started out as passable and then went right off the rails near the end there.
I don't even think the citizens of Azerbaijan know about Azerbaijan.
It's one of those weird tiny countries that I repeatedly forget are actual countries and not just cities in larger places.
Real Talk: I didn’t know Azerbaijan was a real place. I thought it was something made up in GTA V.
The only ones who remembered are the dudes who made that one chick the ruler of Azerbaijan in MBS Gundam 00
Now that was a mysterious jogo.
This is great. The dialogue is hilarious. It seemed like a slow burn, too. Like at first it was kind of weird and stilted but it felt like they were trying, but then it just descended into total nonsense.
Coming back to shitstorm 7 is weird, it's so close to the time they break up but it seems like matt and pat have the same best friend chemistry they've always had. It just makes me want to know the details, I don't know I still watch these guys seperately and love them so it keeps me thinking wha happun
I thought the same thing. Even if they aren't doing great behind the scenes, they at least keep face very well. I would give anything for them to do the shitstorm again, though i doubt they would.
Day Two:
Taking those drugs was a bad idea.
And not just because of those minotaurs.
Now I'm in some foreign country, can barely speak the language, and I have no fucking idea how to manipulate objects.
Even worse is the lingering tension I feel whenever I try to go and walk. It's as if there's some . . . invisible force that prevents me from moving forward.
I don't know what's holding me back.
But I know somehow, someway, I'll find out what.
. . . unless it wants to kill me.
Azerbaijan, it takes place in Azerbaijan. Part of the former Soviet Union, they speak a Turkic language and is a Shia Muslim country. Located right above the pointy bit of Iran.
Technically this is Western Asia jank.
it doesn't take google to know basic facts about a country. he could even live there or in a neighbouring nation.
'canada. part of the former british empire, they speak english, some speak french, no official religion but most are christian. located above the usa.' doesn't sound as impressive does it?
I knew about the azerbaijani language and could have guessed at their religion just based on playing the strategy game europa universalis, where the area is shia and turkish and azerbaijani used to be in the same culture group, before turkish was moved to put game balance over historical accuracy.
Jan Jappie I am sure someone was quite interested in where this took place. The world is a colorful place and I just happen to know a good deal about flags and geography.
In a sense you are correct, I did look it up, just years ago. Matt and Pat were having a bit of trouble with the admittedly intimidating sounding names, that's why I mentioned it (and the whole "getting Ukraine vibes from this" when the camera sweeps by a Mosque). I really don't know why you are mad about people sharing general knowledge.
I didn't know the capital or flag, but I did know the location, ethnicity and religion because I play eu4. I wouldn't consider them idiots for not recognising the flag or capital, but it is a little dumb that pat jumps to ukraine and eastern europe when they're shown a map of a country with a sea to the east, labelled 'Azərbaycan Respublikası', with a little globe in the corner that shows that they're around the middle east, middle eastern architecture, a loading screen reference to islam, star and crescent symbols, persian rugs, curved swords, and references to zoroastrianism.
During last year’s shitstorm when they played detention and they completely forgot Taiwan was a thing was something special.
Man, I have been here since ShitStorm 4.
Guess time is the greatest monster of all.
DarkKnightGrave I have been here since RE2 LP. What am I doing with my life...
DarkKnightGrave you’re making me feel old, I remember being a wee bab in the year of 2012, wondering what a ‘shitstorm’ was
then I realized that the true shitstorm lies within us...
I remember the first. Good lord, guess I’ll just die soon.
Only the 4th? WEAK.
Brainworm Same. It’s kind of become something I look forward to every year-like “Aw, yass, man, fall has started. The shitstorm is here.”
I love how the intro sounds like an old school Opeth song.
"All the ways there were immured"
(long awkward pause)
"Though not all of them"
So the guy fell down a well... and at the bottom of the well it looked just like the rest of the city, but DARKER.
Spoopy.
It appears that this Eurojank is set in Azerbaijan, and may be the only piece of media to do so lmao
I fucking LOVE that they had no reaction to getting knocked out after the telephone. That was so flaccid.
I can't believe they were actually Computer Glasses...
WHAACHOO DOIN THERE CRACKAH!?
Was this reverse crazy talk in action?
When a wild cyclops triggers a crash bandicoot runaway scene in Neo-Europa you know you've found a hidden gem.
Starting off big strong
I demand a full playthrough of these masterpiece of a game!
I was NOT expecting a Heavy Rain prequel
Yay more Euro jank!
this is like a mix between euro-jank and arab jank.
You really nailed it. The devs are from Azerbaijan.
Azerbaijank
@@aidan4252 10/10
Why does this make me feel like Woolie all the times they ever dragged their Camera along a wall texture
The years are going by quicker. Jesus
We were young shitposting fools back then...
@@TheStrxggler I still am a young shitposting fool.
The older you get the faster your perception of time gets
growing older all the time...
I was in highschool when they started this...
Idk what it is, but the dynamic between you two in these videos so far has felt old school. It's amazing! Perhaps it's just Shit Storm nostalgia. In any case I looooove it XOXO
The shitstorm brings out the best in them honestly
Can't believe Matt made the Jerry Seinfeld reference and didn't call her Elaine lol she looks more like her than Jerry. Also the Azhkaban line is up there with my favorite pat lines of all time
I love the exposition dump at the end "my mother's dead" "let's fuck, no I'm getting married due to debt"
Him- It is soo beautiful in here.
Her (in robotic voice)- Yes. It is beautiful.
Crazy Talk Requiem activated here! Not only does it now effect others in a 20 meter range it also triggers on sarcasm.
The character is translating an ancient demonic language.
What an amazing excuse for bad localization!
You know you've got a good horror game when you can't tell if the text is intentionally speaking in riddles or just struggling with the English language.
Shitstorm is the best content they make, there I said it.
32:00 can we just talk for a second about how psychopathic this interaction is?
She tells him "I am literally throwing myself into a marriage I dont want so I can get money to help my parents...."
And what does this man say confronted with such a horrendous revelation?
"LOLdamn sucks. Ah well, suck it up and be happy."
1:59 When the Euro is too Jank
13:08 Throughout the years of Shitstorm, Matt has gradually gained the ability to command the Jank at will.
Is... is this just an Azerbaijan tourism commercial disguised as a horror game?
This is like, the fifth Shitstorm game where a character nonchalantly brings up someones dead mother from "the accident" out of nowhere
>checks Steam reviews
*>Mostly Positive*
They probably get their friends to write positive reviews.
Dose anyone feel disappointed when they don't get spooked in the video? Like I love/hate getting spooked but I'll always laugh at/with Matt and Pat, Shitstorm is really the most wonderful time of the year!
Please do a full lets play of this, it's amazing
The shitstorms are what makes Halloween for me every single year. God bless you guys.
I like how as the years progress, the Shitstorm games have deteriorated in quality as the gunk stuck to the bottom of the banana barrel is scooped up by Pat’s tiny arms.
They've played most of the good ones so now they have to troll the Steam and itch.io dumps for things to pad out the marathon.
Wait a second, I know you. You’re in the comment section of like every Yakuza video like ever.
I respect that.
Not really so much anymore. Every new Yakuza game that has come out since Zero have just made me more and more depressed that I don't have the means to play them so I've been sort of staying away from videos of them.
Well, I think you'll get to them eventually. They'll still be waiting for ya when you do. Besides, they'll go on sale or something, so you'll save more money than those who buy at day one.
i can't believe that they used one of paragon's characters for the creep that knocks you out, then pushes you off a cliff at the beginging
We need a full LP. Everyone, to Twitter!
7 years. I've anxiously awaited October for 7 years. you guys have made me laugh, cry and scream for almost 9 years. half of my life. I love you guys
The protag is totally the third Kane brother. Should have called Lucas in.
This deserves full LP
A Woolie hole of this magnitude could house the royal rat authority.
There's always a Czechoslovakian horror game that throws ten jumpscares at you within the first seven seconds.
...I know nobody is paying attention to the loading screen texts, but one of them just said that Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian priest. 28:38
I love how the dude at 26:05 is like. "Damn, i guess life is worth living after all" like it is a sudden realization that living is good and dying is bad.
What a mysterious Jogo
Ok that death model is LITERALLY an untextured model of Sevarog from the now dead Paragon.
3:24 Rip Paragon. Same model as Sevarog.
Thank you for seeing that too, I thought I was going insane I knew I saw that model from somwhere but I forgot.
13:07 The Shitstorm has become sentient, self-aware, maybe even clairvoyant of the commentary.
Matt and Pat? Didn't they died 7 years ago?
"Remember Cry of Fear?"
How nostalgic.
"a hoy hoy"
Jankstorm 7 - The Last EuroHorror
Up until the main character was contacted by Ohrmazd I really wasn't expecting this to be a Prince of Persia 2008 continuation.
Remember nightmare creatures?
Nah the good one?
FATALITY,
DO FATALITY
DO IT DO IT DO IT
FAYTALITEE
DO THE FATALITY!!!
Spot on, it does early on feel like the house of the dead. I think I love this game. I want it!
Been looking forward to this!
The monster is just Sevargo from Paragon. I'm actually happy to see someone using those assets.
16:29 ROCKET CAAAAAAAT! Burnin' out his fuse out here in Prague!
The Jank so powerful it defies a clear geographic location.
Ok so that Grim Reaper lookin dude is literally a model ripped out of the failed MOBA Paragon. The character was called Sevarog. I think Epic Games released all the assets from the game for public use with UE4 so this is what they are being used for now lol
I’ve been watching these shitstorms for 4 years and been watching my guys for 5 years it’s been a time thank you guys
If anyone is floored by the language, it’s Azerbaijani
"It was super loud." - Mat
"No it wasn't." - Pat
"No. There was like a Scream." - Mat
"...I'm pretty sure that was your own Scream." - Me
Why is Woolie the thumbnail?
Chemicals, of course
ehh, is that Matt ?
It's Woolies mom.
Id forgotten how nostalgic shitstorm was, how pure.
That lady sounds like the voice actor from zoo race.
"I'm not very strong or anything"
[UNWARRANTED SELF-LOATHING]
"I don't feel very well"
[becomes horse]
Literally the reaper in this game is the grim reaper looking dude from paragon. Hammer and all.
19:04
YEAH! BIRDEMIC!
That breakdown at the start...
This is gonna be a good year for shitstorm
shawtys mom : *comes home early*
me : ...it is time to leave from here quickly
The way they speak english is the exact same way my dad tries to speak english.
Dad: Hello, daughter.
Me: Dad, I'm your son.
Dad: Ok, mijo.