After a few years you are safe. You are either the main event or the tutorial is so long that people stopped playing and will never make it to the main character.
It's such good game design to tell you to find a dozen fucking objectives, none of which are recorded, with pathing that enables you to wander aimlessly and find none of them. I mean, can you imagine how boring it would be to have one objective and not be able to leave a zone until you find it? I think if we learned anything from Omikron: The Nomad Soul, it's that open-world single-solution fetch quests are the future of videogames.
Actually they are recorded, they just forgot what button it was, since it was right at the start of the second guy entering the mansion It's right on the D-pad I think
Only for Mat or Woolie to show up and kill him by teleport punching him through the chest screaming, "I'M NOT ACTUALLY TELEPORTING, JUST MOVING REALLY FAST."
"Did I tell you about the Jesus Bomb?" Matt, this is the third time that I personally am hearing this story. I specifically remember you telling Pat about the Jesus Bomb in a previous Shitstorm, and I watched the Midnight Massacre where you first encountered it. Please keep mentioning this in every video until this becomes the new Face/Off.
38:24 Ok, I think what the developers were trying to go with here is that the just shattered window appearing intact is that the house is repairing itself so that you won't be able to leave. A few problems with this, however. 1. If you're going to have the window repair itself, you shouldn't have the character's animation block the sight of this occurring. 2. The player character should comment on the window being intact when it shouldn't be, especially if you realize after scripting the scene that the window is obscured by the above mentioned problem. 3. Perhaps most importantly... don't have the drapes be seen visibly clipping through the window as they sway back and forth.
gaminggoddess85 and they made a game that's aesthetically good, but the most bland/generic visual style possible and the gameplay just follows popular trends of other successful games without any interesting or engaging game mechanics? After working for *Ubisoft*?! *I can't wrap my head around this information*
Former Ubisoft employees? That does NOT inspire confidence. Are we talking Prince of Persia oldschool Ubisoft guys, or post-AssCreed 3 (american revolution) Ubisoft? Because your answer will either explain everything, or I will be very confused at how they fucked this up.
*Jump scares and minor startle spooks for cowards like myself list:* The (aggressive) door animations seem like they're setting up a scare, but there's nothing. 2:30 - Minor 9:40 - Minor 18:32 - Not so bad, but it spooked the character Lot of game ending bugs this year. 18:50 25:15 - Minor "OHHHH SPOOKY!" 31:25 - Minor. Yeah more rats! 34:08 - Minor. I thought it was just the stinger sound until Pat mentioned the light. 34:50 - Minor. 37:10 - Not so bad. 37:19 38:22 - Not so bad. 38:54 - Door spook? Who cares! Flashlight! 40:08 - Not so bad. That's the game snapping the camera right? 39:42 41:06
i look forward to the inevitability of that as twitch hypes it up and kills it like the average movie audience did....and then eventually the quality is revived later :3
It's Fine, the decline of decency and rise of degeneracy is a myth, your twice-removed great great great grandpa is sitting there like "pfft, back in my day I fit THREE TIMES that much."
We need to pool our resources to get Woolie a Ticket to the actual Conjuring House, it's the only way to get him haunted. I'd like to see him smack talk Annabelle and regret it.
It's fun going back and watching the old Shitstorms in progression, listening to Matt and Pat progress from cherub cheeked youths who would squeal at every jump scare to the embittered hardened cynics that drolly observe whenever another zombie ghost pops onto the screen and goes Rawr.
Imagine 6 hours of hunting out 13 keys in a huger than fuck mansion filled with instakill monsters. Then imagine 6 hours of hunting out about 30 other macguffins that may as well be keys in the same mansion to reach the endgame. Then imagine a trippy sequence stolen right out of Layers of Fear. Then imagine a crappy chase through that stupid fuckhuge mansion with a monster that instakills you. And then imagine being rewarded with an ending where you die anyway. It's not good.
gaminggoddess85 well great. Seems I'm spoiled on the game through all that imagining. Even if the game wasn't as shitty as you described, your explanation of imagining can't help me imagine not imagining what it would be like if I didn't read the comment that made me super imagine. Wasn't planning to buy the game but I guess I can't watch it either now that I know the ending of imagination, thanks
This just makes me realize that PT was the best version of this style of game. It was short, had unique scares that didn't get overused, and made their objectives either clear, or tight enough that you mostly spent time trying to solve them.
It gets worse, cuz there's 13 of those zodiac keys, the box key, a closet key, the padlock and safe combinations you find one digit at a time, 5 voodoo talismans, 6(?) random medallion things, 2 goat horns, a ~mysterious key~, some other miscellaneous keys AND the 5 macguffin artifacts to collect. It's a neverending collectathon of padding. Probably the worst part is there's no map, so have fun remembering what doors are where in this gigantic fucking house.
The last one is Ophichus/Serpentarius. It's not a widely accepted zodiac sign although there was a push to get it added to the normal rotation a few years ago which would've messed everything up.
Fun Fact: The Conjuring House is in fact, canon to The Conjuring series. Which is kind of hilarious because the real Conjuring house in Rhode Island is just a normal little house and the owners sued Waner Bros. back on 2015 because fans kept trespassing on their property to see said Conjuring House.
Wasn't it the writer who sued them, claiming that the stuff was all a work of fiction because the couple were obviously lying about the supernatural bits (aka they couldn't keep their stories straight), and that he did this because Warner Bros. was continuing the serious without paying him? Or was that a separate lawsuit?
If the property brothers would renovate this house it would end up as a beautiful classic but modern house, with open spaces, a kitchen island and a horrific ghost demon. yeah, they couldn't fix that part. it was filled with asbestos
At least this game has an actual fail state and objectives, making it a real video game instead of a walking simulator. Sure it has its flaws but everything I saw wrong with the game can be easily fixed.
I watched an LP of this where the guy's final playtime was like 14 hours but the LP itself was only 4 or 5 because that's how much uneventful backtracking there is and he'd mercifully cut it out.
@@gaminggoddess85 it does seem really unnecessary having THAT many different types of locked doors, so that makes sense to cut out all the chaff. Looking at how long it took to find the flashlight, too, it seems like a padded and fluffed out experience.
+Ranmaru Richu I used to get some good reply reactions when I had a Goromi avatar a few months before Kiwami came out stateside, ranging from "lol" to "OH GOD MY EYES". Majima in drag is not for the faint of heart it seems. Then Yakuzi-chan showed up in the comments with the same avatar so I felt I needed a change.
This man sees a door close in a spooky way and is all like "oh fuck this shit", but has nothing to say at all about seeing the spooky tentacles. He must be used to that kind of stuff
I've been watching an LP of The Conjuring House. A solid half of the game is devoted to finding 13 zodiac keys in order to move about 3 rooms over from where you start. And then the other half is even more item hunting padding. It's really bad...
Knowing how these Shitstorm's go, they'll probably either do it last and play through the whole thing, or they've do it second to last, and leave the last one for a proper full length LP.
Will horror games ever be anything more than walk around building/set design and collect bullshit while avoiding a one shot monster that jump scares you ever again?
drunk screaming at the computer when mat turns and a key is clearly highlighted and he and pat dont seem to notice ITS RIGHT THERE GET THE DAMN KEY I love you shitstorm.... every year
One's a former game tester, the other closed a stream recently because of tiny tiny nonproblems in the game he was playing. One is trained for this, the other is kind of a fun crazy. Spoiler: it was his music mode wouldn't play do to a patch, or some such.
You know most horror games, even the bad ones, would have a slow build up to introduce the location and setting of the game. They'll try to make it atmospheric and spooky, and then throw some monsters or ghosts or jumpscares about 20 minutes or 1 hour in. This one just throws you right into the action and tosses three different monsters at you in less than 5 minutes. I love bad shlocky horror like this, bring on the laughs.
The amount of times I shouted something along the lines of "WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU LEFT THE HOUSE YET?!?! Come back with a search party and other backup if you're THAT concerned about your obviously dead friends!" was rather grating after only five goddamn minutes into not-tutorial death guy's adventure.
Since Ambien has been giving people the nasty side effect of intermittent nocturnal racism maybe doctors should prescribe games like this as a sleeping aid. Fuckin' hell.
You know what I would like to see from more horror games? The option to simply leave. You explore the haunted mansion, ghost town, abandoned village or whatever. Then you see your first scare; the big spooky ghost appears and slams a door or chases you down a hallway or something. Instead of continued exploring, you have the option to say fuck it and go home. Get an, "I peaced out" ending.
@@Romancesymphony Better version; you go home, the ghost mystery remains unsolved. Your character lives the rest of his/her life working a job and retires. Ghost feels abandoned and lonely. The end.
Y'all should really get in the habit of turning Vsync OFF as opposed to keeping it on. Vsync is known to cause more tearing issues than what it should actually be doing.
I sure hope I'm not just a tutorial death person.
I am.
Big Sean lucked out, he already had his tutorial death person pass on its wisdom.
Literally this part happened as I read this comment lol
You are as soon as you have kids its our fate
After a few years you are safe. You are either the main event or the tutorial is so long that people stopped playing and will never make it to the main character.
When you die it going to cut to the titlecard.
"Fatty ratty, I love you" It's the small things that Matt says.
It's such good game design to tell you to find a dozen fucking objectives, none of which are recorded, with pathing that enables you to wander aimlessly and find none of them.
I mean, can you imagine how boring it would be to have one objective and not be able to leave a zone until you find it?
I think if we learned anything from Omikron: The Nomad Soul, it's that open-world single-solution fetch quests are the future of videogames.
Wait till you find out the game is 14 hours
Actually they are recorded, they just forgot what button it was, since it was right at the start of the second guy entering the mansion
It's right on the D-pad I think
I’m waiting for the day when Pat makes enough money to recreate the Spencer Estate and lives there as a recluse.
Only for Mat or Woolie to show up and kill him by teleport punching him through the chest screaming, "I'M NOT ACTUALLY TELEPORTING, JUST MOVING REALLY FAST."
Will he have not Chris's blood stain in the dining room?
@@Begaria The fact that i understood that reference and laughed makes me scared of the amount of time i spent Watching Super Best Friends videos.
Yeah but it's Resident Evil 1 movie version of the mansion, complete with line of Mila Jovovich clones like in Part 3.
"This looks just like the Spencer estate!"
"Did I tell you about the Jesus Bomb?"
Matt, this is the third time that I personally am hearing this story. I specifically remember you telling Pat about the Jesus Bomb in a previous Shitstorm, and I watched the Midnight Massacre where you first encountered it.
Please keep mentioning this in every video until this becomes the new Face/Off.
Gotta admit I'd tell as many people as possible about the Jesus Bomb too tbh
The Holy Spirit Bomb, lend me your prayers.
Lol welcome to being a Super Best Friends fan. Matt has probably told the QA "Keep it up" story about 10 times on camera as well.
Remember that time The Nun had a 6 second unskipable jumpscare youtube ad, and youtube had to ban it because it could have literally killed someone
Then they were like *"WE HAD TO BAN THIS AD BECAUSE IT WAS TOO SCARY, COME WATCH OUR MOVIE"*
Like.. no, fuck you.
Yeah, the youtube ad murder spree of '97 was a hard time for all of us. If only we had learned our lesson the first time.
paul duncan Did they actually have a heart-attack inducing ad or were they just lying to sucker people into seeing the movie?
Does anyone have a link to that ad? I had TH-camRed at the time so I never got it and now I can't find it.
Just look up "The Nun 6 Second ad", and you'll find it.
38:24
Ok, I think what the developers were trying to go with here is that the just shattered window appearing intact is that the house is repairing itself so that you won't be able to leave. A few problems with this, however.
1. If you're going to have the window repair itself, you shouldn't have the character's animation block the sight of this occurring.
2. The player character should comment on the window being intact when it shouldn't be, especially if you realize after scripting the scene that the window is obscured by the above mentioned problem.
3. Perhaps most importantly... don't have the drapes be seen visibly clipping through the window as they sway back and forth.
They're ghost drapes... woOOooOO!
When the visuals are on point but there's nothing else.
Style but no substance.
This studio is based in Morocco and staffed by former Ubisoft guys though.
gaminggoddess85 and they made a game that's aesthetically good, but the most bland/generic visual style possible and the gameplay just follows popular trends of other successful games without any interesting or engaging game mechanics?
After working for *Ubisoft*?!
*I can't wrap my head around this information*
Former Ubisoft employees? That does NOT inspire confidence. Are we talking Prince of Persia oldschool Ubisoft guys, or post-AssCreed 3 (american revolution) Ubisoft? Because your answer will either explain everything, or I will be very confused at how they fucked this up.
Matt telling fatty ratty he loves him is the kind of wholesome content I signed up for
*Jump scares and minor startle spooks for cowards like myself list:*
The (aggressive) door animations seem like they're setting up a scare, but there's nothing.
2:30 - Minor
9:40 - Minor
18:32 - Not so bad, but it spooked the character
Lot of game ending bugs this year. 18:50
25:15 - Minor "OHHHH SPOOKY!"
31:25 - Minor. Yeah more rats!
34:08 - Minor. I thought it was just the stinger sound until Pat mentioned the light.
34:50 - Minor.
37:10 - Not so bad.
37:19
38:22 - Not so bad.
38:54 - Door spook? Who cares! Flashlight!
40:08 - Not so bad.
That's the game snapping the camera right? 39:42
41:06
How is it that games are more unstable now than back then?
Just spitballing. A lot of modern games are commodities that are released based on market conditions rather than passion projects.
Thank you!
Thanks you’re the best. I always get too spooked at these games, but I love Matt and Pat’s commentary.
4Wilko you're doing god's work
If the devs really want to stay true to the source, there will be a bunch of crappy prequels, then a proper sequel that's as good as the first.
i look forward to the inevitability of that as twitch hypes it up and kills it like the average movie audience did....and then eventually the quality is revived later :3
Star Wars the prequels anyone
@@tonyinfinite5174 Say it to my face
Is this the Conjuring or something else?
"proper sequel as good as the first"
Which is still, like, ballshit.
*Day 17: **_in the Conjuring House_*
My ghost kids have all grown sexy ghost butts and it makes me uncomfortable.
I no longer hug my children.
Why are all these ghosts butts so sexy 😭
I guess that beats furry cat butholes like Matt had to endure.
*oh shiiit*
I WANTED TO READ MORE... promises un-delivered!!
Unexpected Filmcow. That series has been great.
Wow, I'm surprised by just how not scary this is
its the typical jumpscare fest
We have grown out of the silly spooks. We need bigger spooks.
It's actually quite annoying - it seems like a ton of work went into the environment but the actual game content is so lacking.
Shit is locked, broken, and cannot be seen.
I always wonder if someone died in my house. I can’t imagine the terrible things that poor poor ghost has seen me do.
Devon Palmer If there's an afterlife...don't worry grandma, I'm not blind.
It's Fine, the decline of decency and rise of degeneracy is a myth, your twice-removed great great great grandpa is sitting there like "pfft, back in my day I fit THREE TIMES that much."
This game is being conjured as they play it.
We need to pool our resources to get Woolie a Ticket to the actual Conjuring House, it's the only way to get him haunted. I'd like to see him smack talk Annabelle and regret it.
I accidentally skipped 'talk' in that last part and made it even funnier.
Mission "Make Woolie Smack Annabelle" is a go, boys.
But remember he should only be haunted 3 to 4 months maximum!
hopefully this video doesn't destroy youtube
It's fun going back and watching the old Shitstorms in progression, listening to Matt and Pat progress from cherub cheeked youths who would squeal at every jump scare to the embittered hardened cynics that drolly observe whenever another zombie ghost pops onto the screen and goes Rawr.
For the most part. Some decent horror games still get Pat real good.
Gotta say, two of my favorite oldies of theirs is Phobia and Erie.
This game's like $25 for 12 hours of what mostly consists of the most ridiculously blatant padding since Naruto and Bleach. Don't be fooled.
Just read the steam reviews, looks like a fucking mess of a game.
What do you mean?
Imagine 6 hours of hunting out 13 keys in a huger than fuck mansion filled with instakill monsters. Then imagine 6 hours of hunting out about 30 other macguffins that may as well be keys in the same mansion to reach the endgame. Then imagine a trippy sequence stolen right out of Layers of Fear. Then imagine a crappy chase through that stupid fuckhuge mansion with a monster that instakills you. And then imagine being rewarded with an ending where you die anyway.
It's not good.
I'm glad this video was edited down with Snip Snips.
gaminggoddess85 well great. Seems I'm spoiled on the game through all that imagining. Even if the game wasn't as shitty as you described, your explanation of imagining can't help me imagine not imagining what it would be like if I didn't read the comment that made me super imagine. Wasn't planning to buy the game but I guess I can't watch it either now that I know the ending of imagination, thanks
Is it related to THE NUN?!
**sudden jump scare**
DarkKnightGrave “The darkest chapter in the Conjuring UNIVERSE.”
The very beginning reminded me of that.
This just makes me realize that PT was the best version of this style of game. It was short, had unique scares that didn't get overused, and made their objectives either clear, or tight enough that you mostly spent time trying to solve them.
I did not expect a Property Brothers reference.
42 minutes of Shit's Locked...it's good
I was hoping the Inspection menu was just going to say, "Shit's locked."
"You got pictures of bowsette in there!"
Wouldn't booette be more appropriate in this situation?
gogetaSSfive or Chain Chompette because she got that freaky shit aesthetic.
They're all terrifying...
Goombette.
Ah yes, another game to continue the _“Shits locked”_ mantra 💩🔒
Just like Agony, this game has a STRONG intro cutscene.
And then absolutely nothing else.
Style but not substance.
Don't know if it's as try hard in its edginess though.
I think today’s REAL Shitstorm was the return of Eric Sparrow(That and the controls for the segway!)
Or the return of constant shitposting about Eric Sparrow in every video's comments for the next month or two, at least.
A literal shitstorm
You can’t stop the Sparrow!
But the REAL shitstorm was the friends we made along the way.
@@CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN IT BEGINNNSS
I just want them to play a game where the title screen jumpscares them.
This game seems pretty poorly designed. Why would you overload a player with objectives in a game like this?
EbonMaster Because responsibility is scary
It gets worse, cuz there's 13 of those zodiac keys, the box key, a closet key, the padlock and safe combinations you find one digit at a time, 5 voodoo talismans, 6(?) random medallion things, 2 goat horns, a ~mysterious key~, some other miscellaneous keys AND the 5 macguffin artifacts to collect. It's a neverending collectathon of padding. Probably the worst part is there's no map, so have fun remembering what doors are where in this gigantic fucking house.
@@PrinceChris32 #Facts
gaminggoddess85 How can there be _13_ zodiac keys
The last one is Ophichus/Serpentarius. It's not a widely accepted zodiac sign although there was a push to get it added to the normal rotation a few years ago which would've messed everything up.
the conjuring house a.k.a woolie's house
Grandma Swamp's House of Slime Holes and Short Hair
What are we going to conjure up today, Beep?
The same thing we conjure every night, Woolie..
Beaten to it.
A Conjure Hole more like.
Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly, fly right into Woolie's window.
Fun Fact: The Conjuring House is in fact, canon to The Conjuring series. Which is kind of hilarious because the real Conjuring house in Rhode Island is just a normal little house and the owners sued Waner Bros. back on 2015 because fans kept trespassing on their property to see said Conjuring House.
Damn you Pokemon Go and your damn ghost pokemons!
Sucks to be them, charge admittance.
Wasn't it the writer who sued them, claiming that the stuff was all a work of fiction because the couple were obviously lying about the supernatural bits (aka they couldn't keep their stories straight), and that he did this because Warner Bros. was continuing the serious without paying him? Or was that a separate lawsuit?
In which we watch Matt and Pat play Outlast ft. Bowsette and Holy Hand Grenades.
O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.
Finding out that Antioch was a real place frightens me.
I watched ready player one recently and i could totally see that happening there
The Conjuring House
Also known as:
*TRIALS OF MADDEN TOWN*
This game is so blurry I feel like i need to update my glasses perscription
Lens flares in a first person game is the dumbest thing I've ever seen
Way to complain about nothing. Especially you, Slider; you're being a massive prick about an utterly meaningless thing.
This game is trying so very hard to be scary that it's figuratively hurting itself.
The camera snapping super bothers me. I feel like this was made for VR and they didn't bother adjusting it for normal controls.
The conjuring house
AKA: Dinner at Woolie’s
_And. I. Said. What about.. Breakfast at Madden Town..?_
Woolie no Shokutaku.
Man, Pat sure loves mentioning Jak 2s screen tearing xD
It wasn't even as bad as God of War's was lol
John Wolfe revealed that this game was in fact sub par.
I'm more a Booette kinda guy, myself.
oh i prefer original Bowser. no crown.
Chompette's pretty nifty too.
@@TheAdversaryAlliance >>>>>>>
I like that one design called Peachyboo myself
@re: Yamsmos Booette still best girl, though.
It's a good thing Matt and Pat picked up that Vriska key.
Wow. Silent Hill is looking at all this locked shit and is blushing.
PickleBat sh personified as a cute, shy goth chick is fucking STRONG
Corpses don't blush.
@@MercWithMouth1234567 Oooh ow. But true.
Ouch :( When will it stop hurting?
Turning v-sync on... Now there's the real horror.
What a beautiful looking game with same -feeling coridors and excessive jump scares.
This is some of the most aggressive door opening I’ve ever seen
The real horror this Halloween is the size of my Bowsette folder
The question here is, is it larger than mine?
Horror because it doesn't have enough in it?
This actor was Andy Fields, the voice of HandUnit and other characters in games like FNAF: Sister Location and more.
I thought so but was too lazy to ever confirm.
This has the atmosphere down packed. Now it just needs... Anything else...
If the property brothers would renovate this house it would end up as a beautiful classic but modern house, with open spaces, a kitchen island and a horrific ghost demon. yeah, they couldn't fix that part. it was filled with asbestos
Me after a spook in a dean voice "COOOONNNJUUURRRINNNGG HOOOOUUUSE!!!!" this house is on super secret double probation
These developers are imitating Outlast so hard, the UI especially...
FPS horror games are getting really bland.
I think that, then I go back to 3rd person horror games and realize holy shit they were so much worse back then, I hope we never go back.
@@MegaTyler93 yeah but I'm getting tired of walk and get scared simulators
At least this game has an actual fail state and objectives, making it a real video game instead of a walking simulator. Sure it has its flaws but everything I saw wrong with the game can be easily fixed.
Cutting out the 10 hours of nonstop infinite keyhunting would help a lot. But then the game would only be an hour long.
Low budget FPS horror games have always been bad. It was just the ones made by Firctional/Irrational Games and Suda51 that were good.
uploaded 5 mins ago. but i already know all 42 mins is gold
Oohh, Billy activated his stand, Mr. Snip Snip for this video!
And boy was there a lot of Mr. Snip Snipping in this video.
I watched an LP of this where the guy's final playtime was like 14 hours but the LP itself was only 4 or 5 because that's how much uneventful backtracking there is and he'd mercifully cut it out.
@@gaminggoddess85 it does seem really unnecessary having THAT many different types of locked doors, so that makes sense to cut out all the chaff. Looking at how long it took to find the flashlight, too, it seems like a padded and fluffed out experience.
@@gaminggoddess85 also, seeing you reply to one of my comments feels like when Officer Majima sneaks up and spooks Kiryu in Kiwami lmao
+Ranmaru Richu I used to get some good reply reactions when I had a Goromi avatar a few months before Kiwami came out stateside, ranging from "lol" to "OH GOD MY EYES". Majima in drag is not for the faint of heart it seems. Then Yakuzi-chan showed up in the comments with the same avatar so I felt I needed a change.
*CONJURING HOOOUUUSSSEEE!!!!!!!*
Okay, so apparently RYM GAMES (The Conjuring House team) is based in Morocco. What's more is they were founded by former devs from Ubisoft. Huh...
This man sees a door close in a spooky way and is all like "oh fuck this shit", but has nothing to say at all about seeing the spooky tentacles.
He must be used to that kind of stuff
The reason why the character sounds weird is because youre actually playing as James from SH2.
Lies. I don't believe you.
The Conjuring is a good Megadeth song. Also we're back to playing Project Nightmares...and every other fp horror game
AfroMetalMizu And it’s starting right out of the gate.
I could use some more Alma in my life
@@ghostfear2011 Still samey and lame
I've been watching an LP of The Conjuring House. A solid half of the game is devoted to finding 13 zodiac keys in order to move about 3 rooms over from where you start. And then the other half is even more item hunting padding. It's really bad...
@@gaminggoddess85 Sure SOUNDS like a shitstorm ;p
Legit laughed at "Nice fluffy butthole in my face" for a good 10 minutes. Sadly I'm at work and can't explain it to anyone. Thanks Matt.
Oh man, about 31 minutes in I heard some old rat noises. There was a rat squeak that I last heard in EVERQUEST 19 years ago.
I really hope you guys play the Visage demo. Indiemaus played it and it looks GREAT
Knowing how these Shitstorm's go, they'll probably either do it last and play through the whole thing, or they've do it second to last, and leave the last one for a proper full length LP.
Isn't only the first chapter out?
I think this is the single SBF video that has the most cuts in it. Playing this game is the true horror
Will horror games ever be anything more than walk around building/set design and collect bullshit while avoiding a one shot monster that jump scares you ever again?
I feel like you could make a horror game called Unreal House 4 and it would fit right in on the steam library.
drunk
screaming at the computer when mat turns and a key is clearly highlighted and he and pat dont seem to notice
ITS RIGHT THERE GET THE DAMN KEY
I love you shitstorm.... every year
Happy Halloween Mat Pat and Woolie.
Alan Calvillo here’s hoping Woolie doesn’t get haunted for 3-4 months max!
Its videos like this that make me think i must be fucking blind cuz i really can't recognize the screen tearing.
One's a former game tester, the other closed a stream recently because of tiny tiny nonproblems in the game he was playing.
One is trained for this, the other is kind of a fun crazy.
Spoiler: it was his music mode wouldn't play do to a patch, or some such.
The patch broke the mod that turned the music in DQ11 into orchestral versions. Pat didn't want to play with the shitty midi music.
The tearing happens between the computer and the monitor/TV, so it's not recorded into the video.
ah. that would explain it then.
Real Talk, where is our Tommy Wiseau horror game?
There has to at least have been a Slender rip off at one point.
I've seen a really surreal The Room game (not the one they LP'd) but I don't think it's horror-y. There IS a Guy Fierri Slender clone though.
Spots a glowing key on the ground, and ignores it to look at an inevitably-locked door. Getting RE7 LP vibes here...
This video has the most editing I've ever seen out of any of their videos on this channel.
A house made entirely of corridors and chairs - what a great design !
The real Shitstorm on this episode was the amount of bugs in this game.
You know most horror games, even the bad ones, would have a slow build up to introduce the location and setting of the game. They'll try to make it atmospheric and spooky, and then throw some monsters or ghosts or jumpscares about 20 minutes or 1 hour in.
This one just throws you right into the action and tosses three different monsters at you in less than 5 minutes. I love bad shlocky horror like this, bring on the laughs.
BOO!!! Haunted House Simulator.
Wow, what a mansion
The amount of times I shouted something along the lines of "WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU LEFT THE HOUSE YET?!?! Come back with a search party and other backup if you're THAT concerned about your obviously dead friends!" was rather grating after only five goddamn minutes into not-tutorial death guy's adventure.
Tutorial death person is like any person that's in the first 5 minutes of an X-Files episode. Doomed to death.
Please wait like 6 months for that game to be fixed then do a full playthrough. That game is super interesting.
Since Ambien has been giving people the nasty side effect of intermittent nocturnal racism maybe doctors should prescribe games like this as a sleeping aid. Fuckin' hell.
Woowee that game intro was jarring...
Welcome to SHIT"S LOCKED!: The Game
Oh my GOD, that flashlight devours batteries like I devour ravioli.
that is some aggressive motion blur.
You know what I would like to see from more horror games?
The option to simply leave. You explore the haunted mansion, ghost town, abandoned village or whatever. Then you see your first scare; the big spooky ghost appears and slams a door or chases you down a hallway or something.
Instead of continued exploring, you have the option to say fuck it and go home. Get an, "I peaced out" ending.
Like that one Paper Mario game?
Like Clock Tower where you start the car and leave. It goes super well for you.
@@Romancesymphony Better version; you go home, the ghost mystery remains unsolved. Your character lives the rest of his/her life working a job and retires.
Ghost feels abandoned and lonely.
The end.
more of the "we must push out content storm"
I sort of like how much not scared they are in this particular video. It's like the house is an annoyance at best.
15:58
Phrasing.
Then again...
I always suspected Matt to be the closeted furry of the group.
Man shitstorm so far hasn't really been that spooky.
39:28 I love this guy! "Who drew this? And why?" XD Breaking that forth wall about how odd some info in video games are shown!
The key to horror is to show your audience the monster in plain view, brightly lit, within the first 2 minutes of the opening
That house is unreasoably large
Another case of good art bad everything else.
Y'all should really get in the habit of turning Vsync OFF as opposed to keeping it on.
Vsync is known to cause more tearing issues than what it should actually be doing.
Matt vs Roronoa Zoro. Who has worse navigational awareness?
Kept waiting for one of you to do the 'It's called a torch' since this is in JOLLY ENGLAND, surprised. Disappointed? Ares key?
DISA. POOOOOOOINTED!
This game is 14 hours long... yeah.. just let that sink in for a second.