ROAST MY MUSTACHE

🎵 here comes the mustache man 🎵
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edited by: / goofyjuice & me

[@lanemariee]

he looks like he’d get rejected 30 seconds in on an episode of the button

[@sydneybrooks6038]

OOOOOOF

[@adri9158]

THIS COMMENT I-

[@agentbonniespy]

he looks like that 50 year old substitute teacher that tries too hard to relate to the children

[@pizzatime7433]

Lmao you got your comment pinned by cody well deserved

[@frostyblade1127]

Oh yea he’s Canadian

[@purplepanda216]

cody looks like he would say “newsflash, pal” while arguing with someone

[@yvettepacheco3512]

This actually made me laugh 😌🤚🏽

[@station12a4]

I read it in his voice 💀

[@GolDPression]

He says that a lot already!!!

[@marz3013]

That’s just his whole vibe

[@dai_olay2736]

DiegoAnswers I was gonna say the same thing, he says it all the time😂

[@wrenlieberman1395]

Cody looks like he’d answer the phone by saying, “Yellow”

[@Getout634]

My mom does tht and when I hear her I wanna cry a lil.

[@patrick_heron82]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far 😂😂 underrated comment

[@galena2297]

bold of u to assume he doesnt already do this

[@rachiepie]

definitely 💀

[@notaperson9831]

My whole family.

[@anonymous-zi8hj]

Cody looks like he says “what’s cookin’, good lookin’?” to his teenage daughter

[@babyboo5265]

Best one im dead

[@spikedoughty5437]

Phaha

[@butterbungnaked1440]

Ew

[@siminnn___4648]

Mortal Kombat 11 reference?

[@jamiebarat1117]

He looks like the dad that says "well someone's not happy" when a kid is crying

[@visionemu2458]

This is gold

[@wren256]

YOU CAN HEAR IT IN HIS VOICE ANAJDJFJFK

[@cupcake_ram4227]

cody looks like he is the overly friendly camp counselor who gets too excited on swim days.

[@michaelkurland2409]

U mean one of the cool Counsler that actually get the kids and don’t care about the camp rules

[@gooi3496]

Funny joke you stole

[@grannypam7731]

@Fran crighton The one who personally texts me separately despite having a group chat with all of the other kids

[@annaka3927]

BAHAH OH MY

[@natashakobelsky6899]

@@gooi3496 i support your username

[@jeiduck5462]

he looks like he would say “i’m jus gonna sneak right past ya” when trying to pass by someone

[@4ssh4t]

Why’s this so accurate😭😭

[@reneew8181]

this is absolutely the best one

[@aviael]

I've never met you and yet I feel personally attacked.

[@elianedarcy7562]

and then touch your hips as he goes by

[@rebeccafrogel647]

i could hear and see that😭😭

[@wingscheezit1571]

He looks like he would say "beep beep" when moving past somebody

[@lilkalimba6941]

Lmao

[@connorwalsh5692]

My family thinks Im insane now because I just started lauging so hard

[@jomvrd]

oh no I actually do that though

[@Lama-ms4nz]

letmejo SAME BRO SAME 😭

[@senseinuuh]

@@jomvrd stop... Doing..... It

[@4ssh4t]

Cody looks like type of guy to ask a lesbian couple to kiss in front of him

[@subhasdas314]

Underrated comment.

[@zellab8908]

this is the best one

[@erincejka8382]

"Shit dude thats hot aha"

[@Avarrocka]

Cody Ko - Pyrocinical collab when?

[@2ssBilly]

this one's gold

[@5321mc]

Cody looks like the dude who goes on vacation and asks “can I get a corona, hold the virus”

[@heatherhartman2274]

He definitely bought $5 cruise tickets during quarantine

[@lizzy4699]

Dr. Shrek STOP HE DOES LOL

[@manchesterunited9576]

I'm definitely using this lmao

[@Classified302]

He looks like he says “who’s ready to rock and roll” while twirling his keys on his finger

[@Sky-st8xh]

This is sooo accurate lmao

[@rileytavernit2476]

and pulls his socks all the way up while wearing new balances a polo and khaki shorts

[@amkampouri8559]

Oh boy. Thank you for that you made me laugh 😅

[@josienunnally3470]

AAAABSOLUTELY

[@beforehours1773]

With the weird head thrusts lmao

[@lillymauldin5820]

cody looks like he says “yeah all right pal” and “hold your horses” when he gets in an argument

[@sapphire01001]

don't forget "Newsflash buddy"

[@bozorat4337]

Newsflash buddy, you better hold your horses

[@swagtagYoLo1]

Trrrrrue

[@OrgyAtMyPlaceNOW]

Now wait just a gosh-darn-minute here Buster Brown!

[@beforehours1773]

Reminds of Jason sudeikis

[@4ssh4t]

Cody looks like the type of guy to say “arigato” at a Chinese restaurant

[@knashboi3914]

SpILl tHE taE siS and in an agressive American accent... like an "A-ree-gate-o"

[@quackkith]

“ah ree ga toe ga zye mas oo”

[@mayanoel6807]

I’m so dead 😂

[@anna_banana414]

“koe-neechi-wa” 😭😎

[@v_does_stuff_]

Cody looks like that kinda guy who gives „constructive criticism“ in the comment section on Pornhub

[@datkaiymibraeva6142]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Steven-wn8ht]

Perfection.

[@c_jade]

HAH! 😂😂😂

[@iwantsquareballoons]

lemao

[@nxnxydhahsvwvsbsbehejwosn7312]

LMAO

[@avasheard4258]

Cody looks like the dad out at a restaurant that says “what’s the damage” when he gets the check

[@MD-cr4ko]

I felt too much reading this comment. Why?

[@nikrodox]

Ava Sheard LMFAOOO

[@dergardn3497]

Lol

[@s.a.8548]

So specific yet so right

[@LauraLaura-mv4xh]

it had to be a bit bushier

[@lilyanderson6125]

The biggest flex I’ve ever seen...paying $40 for shipping

[@urgleburgle7008]

he looks like the kind of guy who would say “frictionlessly” unironically

[@jasmyncade1949]

urgle burgle by far the best comment 😭

[@leenabean7139]

SJDJSJDJSJ

[@pedsterr43v]

Cody looks like he says “atta boy” at the court and then proceeds to smack his friends ass right after

[@angelastephenson4943]

YES AGAHAHAH THATS SO FUNNY AND TRUE

[@eatyourcereal6577]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS BUT IT'S SO FUNNY

[@ellaweeks4181]

yes

[@menekse9065]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE SO FAR

[@beforehours1773]

With the chest pumped out duck walk

[@sweatysocks8214]

I'm glad Cody is bringing back the mustache he had back in 1970.

[@manasim.9936]

Take your 🥇🥇🥇

[@marthadonnapurrrr]

Brooooo 😭😭

[@callmecj2329]

if i could give you an award i would

[@jinj238]

Same 🤣

[@reecedawson8750]

this roast was too far

[@mlynnekeeney4324]

He looks like he’s legally required to notify all of his neighbors that he just moved in

[@katelewicki8733]

HOLD UP CAUSE MY SEX OFFENDER NEIGJBOR HAD A MUSTACHE LIKE THAT LMAO

[@Crystal-od5is]

How do you pronounce your first name

[@mlynnekeeney4324]

@@Crystal-od5is m-uh-Lynne

[@Crystal-od5is]

@@mlynnekeeney4324 lmao didn't expect you to respond, but thanks I was genuinely curious. Lovely name.

[@SahloFolina2161]

@@katelewicki8733 Any updates?????

[@kirasj9861]

Cody looks like a dad ready to leave a social event and goes “let’s rock and roll”

[@isabelbutler5647]

cody looks like a dad when the item doesn’t scan he says “well i guess it must be free then”

[@faithgamboa4978]

LMAOO💀

[@Alex-rx2cm]

😂😂 Oh my god

[@k.k.7797]

Every time a customer says that to me a vomit a little

[@nikolet365]

He litteraly looks like every dad character in a Cherdleys skit

[@joshuaradosavlevici5290]

LOL

[@Moonlight-zx6ho]

He looks like a park ranger who takes his job way to seriously

[@Chloe-bf3uj]

*two

[@aryanna9023]

It’s me too*

[@patiencen1280]

*2

[@-andreapraw-2656]

Angellina Varanelli tho*

[@sir9602]

*2oo

[@kjoshi31]

Cody looks like he says “looks like we got here just in time!” when a line starts forming behind him in a store

[@MysteriousFella]

Cody looks like that dad who hits on his daughters friends.

[@echo_felix331]

Specifically his underage daughter’s underage friends

[@mariel7475]

while wearing his naked lady apron

[@senseinuuh]

@@echo_felix331 i mean why do they have to be so Hot?

[@yoshi1017]

@@senseinuuh dude.

[@charlottesweb5608]

Alternate title: Cody trying to convince himself that he likes his mustache for 11 minutes straight

[@novasummer7976]

it's..... a look

[@zachyd120]

idk man all the roasts were Ass lmao i’d feel pretty good if that’s what everyone could come up with

[@gracevani77]

"A divorced dad that just discovered David Dobrik" Ok so Jason Nash

[@CruztyBallInTeethMotif]

Brutalized the man bro

[@kaitlyncrooks4023]

He looks like a middle school gym teacher that 'accidentally' walks into the girl's locker room while they're all changing

[@hazelrogers513]

Kaitlyn Crooks wait omg yeah

[@thedramaclassfan715]

lol

[@faith119]

*trauma flashbacks*

[@aubreanacrawford1321]

Cody before:
A cool, monster slamming Kyle.
Cody now:
A middle aged dad who wears cargo shorts and new balances and is in constant competition for the best yard in the neighborhood with his neighbor Dinkleberg.

[@swagtagYoLo1]

Aubrey Crawford this made me scream at 3 am

[@natalieisabela5282]

he's basically a Kyle but as an adult

[@jacrispy9348]

Cody looks like he’s disrespected by his step kids

[@rubytaylor952]

Yeah they would probably make fun of him and he would try to call them buddies

[@karibrue9178]

he looks like my moms ex who i would make fun of because he was an asshole

[@dannyquinn3783]

@@karibrue9178 Uhh, how are you? You ok?

[@s4di.3]

He gets made fun of them but then he's like "well, they're just kiddin' around!" when in reality they despise him

[@dirtywindex567]

haha i do that

[@liamsteinhobel5893]

POV: you’re Cody it’s June 2nd you just got ur apron and ur at the grill

[@Ahmad-eh9kk]

First

[@alexandertabachnik6462]

Today do be June the 2nd, but a year later

[@elijahw8460]

Cody looks like the kind of guy to say “welp, we got a wobbler!” at the dinner table table and fix it

[@heather_doestruecrime]

These comments are fucking killing me lmaooo

[@lanam6020]

Cody looks like he has 4 kids and says “just gonna squeeze past ya“ when someone’s in his way.

[@clarissacase3119]

Oop!

[@laynam.3468]

so ned flanders from the simpsons

[@xrumich3896]

im dead

[@jackiekreutzzz]

as a midwestern, i can confirm this is true

[@rdkanelstang6464]

LMAOO

[@Itsgiraffeagain]

Cody’s mustache makes him look like one of those creepy gym teachers who wears one of those striped shirts and yells, “lets go girls!” To the boys.

[@user-xj6uv8zr9x]

@Summer Helm More like he belongs on to catch a predator

[@YourBudHeart]

Fax

[@yesq0486]

Lol!

[@cooperroberts5390]

Dude fr

[@Itsgiraffeagain]

Omg I was not expecting this comment to get any traction thanks

[@kaitlynnendsley5158]

cody looks like he’d say “knock knock” before barging into your room

[@ayeshatariq729]

THE WORLD *ISNT READY* FOR CODY WITH A PERMED MULLET WEARING A NAKED GIRLS APRON!!!!!

[@madisonlagasse8637]

Cody looks like the small town police officer in every netflix original series.

[@francesgrovear]

Cody looks like the guy who say’s, “it’s really coming down out there.” when it’s raining.

[@jamesmaisano8450]

this one

[@Catiisunknown]

he would say that without the mustache

[@neegas3490]

🤧

[@pizzatime7433]

Fr

[@momoz1]

Cati D yes

[@Jemi717]

cody looks like he lives in the basement of his ex-wife and her new boyfriend's house

[@couldbetheo]

boyle from brooklyn 99 type beat 😍

[@JadedLibs]

Bro my dad actually is doing that and he looks better than Cody with a stache.

[@lydiajean7045]

he looks like he took the hair off of noels head and glued it onto his upper lip

[@cassandrahaussmann9986]

Cody: *complains about being called old*
Also Cody: *grows dadstache*

[@elmerwilber3308]

.

[@landoballs2336]

I’m proud of being the 1k like

[@kathrineh4155]

He looks like that one creepy history teacher that rubs your shoulders as you walk by

[@halloooo9865]

HOLY SHIT I HAD THAT TEACHER

[@avapanozzo1121]

LMAO

[@rachiepie]

I HAD THAT TEACHER LMFAOOO

[@tylerrice2688]

Mr. Ko looks like the guy that says "cha cha cha" while singing happy birthday

[@katelewicki8733]

This comment deserves more recognition hahahah

[@shannonceleste5557]

Cody looks like a guy who says “haha I hated it!” when the server clears his clean plate at a restaurant

[@katquinn2676]

Cody looks like he says “let’s rock and roll” when he leaves the house w kelsey

[@MrHMittens]

ohmyfuckinggod this got me rolling

[@redmorgue5994]

Let's rock and roll baby *shakes keys*

[@danabakri9110]

Looks like the guy that says “holy cheese niblets” when he stubs his toe

[@britneymithiel560]

You mean Billy Rae Cyrus?!

[@herbalgiles9468]

Dana Bakri he looks like *EL CODY* now...

[@ashleygarjello]

“1.4.... upvotes on this thing” cody your reddit is showing

[@tgnhnt]

he looks like the dad that says “let’s rock n’ roll” when you’re about to leave

[@bloodlactation]

he looks like he’d say “oh i guess it’s free then” when something doesn’t scan at the grocery store

[@alext.1244]

As a wink wink nudge nudge joke OR for real try to get it free like a true karen?

[@no_peace]

Ahahahaha

[@danielleblack8249]

I say that hahaha

[@DeathTK]

Yo😂

[@dougcarden9663]

no he definitely says that, 100 percent.

[@Charlie-sc4kl]

Cody looks like someone who pays $40.50 shipping on a $12.06 purchase.

[@beep_boop.]

420 likes

[@elisesanchez3813]

@@beep_boop. incorrect

[@foodngems]

grow a mullet, dye it and the stache black and you'd be Coach Steve from Big Mouth

[@nikawoehl7867]

LMAOOOOO TRUE

[@bellsdoesstuff]

He said “mother-effers” and “saucy” 😳🤧

[@brycedavis9458]

Cody looks like he has to notify the neighbourhood that he’s going to live there

[@ashleewhittlesey7874]

Lmao

[@emmafriend7122]

oh my god this one is the BEST

[@t4yl0rly]

cody looks like he shuts the fridge door with his hips

[@bocolife]

This is a very underrated comment 😂

[@3.cstasy]

with like a pie in his hands or some shit like “alrighty now it’s time to muthafukkin partyyy”

[@eatyourcereal6577]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@eatyourcereal6577]

@@madcow5833 nah I'm too short m8

[@stephanytello8383]

Wait, I do that

[@meggd__2168]

this entire video is just him getting more ideas for his look

[@narissax]

cody looks like he says tarjey” instead of target

[@beforehours1773]

Lmaooooo

[@diego__martinez]

That’s him officer. He’s the one touching himself at the kid’s playground.

[@bringmetheblackveilbrides7361]

Hahahah

[@melotron00]

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

[@strawberryari3197]

LMAO

[@beesa1t]

AHAH yEsS best response

[@LiamM_]

Smashed it

[@Tanaconasaperson]

Cody looks like he has an emo daughter who rolls her eyes at his presence

[@ehlee5394]

stepdaughter*

[@4ssh4t]

And he checks her out

[@michellebalogun1421]

lmao why do I sound like the emo daughter

[@thors03]

oh shit, he looks like the dad from Twilight 😂

[@pnkvolcano10yearsago11]

LMFAOAOAO

[@shannonceleste5557]

I know I’m late asf but Cody looks like the type of dude who says “wellllll sounds like Somebody’s got a case of the Monday’s!” unironically

[@ahitzaroque890]

*cody a regular white guy being compared to another regular white guy*
cody: “we look nothing alike 😡”

[@plum6303]

He looks like he isn’t allowed to leave the state of Kentucky

[@boredonyoutube8289]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@lilynorman4295]

LMFAO

[@wowwhataname2950]

...as a person who lives in Kentucky I can confirm 99% of people here look like that

[@kristinjo2110]

@@wowwhataname2950 also from ky, can verify.

[@graceeidas1404]

Best comment

[@jackkeaveny2762]

Cody looks like he’s a little too disappointed that schools are closed

[@abinmathew797]

Underrated comment^

[@Hailey-sz6cf]

this made me chuckle

[@pratikraj4384]

Brilliant my man. You are hereby given cashew privileges.

[@belligerentcvnt]

this is my favorite one so far

[@ConnerSully]

if you watch cody ko then you have 10$ to support his mustache

[@arbubbles876]

Underrated

[@ameliau5360]

cody looks like the type of guy who says “were you raised in a barn”

[@tylergarver1097]

Cody looks like he just cat-called underaged girl from his Honda minivan.

[@pihlatissari1213]

Honda civic*

[@discver6660]

Cody looks like that uncle at the family reunion that your mom tells you not to talk to

[@izelto]

this is too accurate💀💀

[@tempestry2981]

The kinda uncle that has 2 or more DUIs and talks about “how much you’ve grown over the summer”

[@somyaj1468]

this mustache def makes him look like the type of a person a mom holds her child hand extra tight and walk away while praying Love you Cody

[@AC1DSNAKE]

He looks like the dude In the “don’t talk to strangers” posters in every precinct or school

[@dicacious9763]

this is so underrated lmaoooooo

[@amandab5327]

LMFAOOO

[@gray4338]

That's great

[@thefadingmelody163]

If Cody doesn’t get a permed mullet, I say we riot.

[@dahliablack3999]

I don’t need much of an excuse to riot. Let’s do this thing.

[@danito52]

will do

[@ReelKingBadgerCombatYT]

Yep

[@aya-qo9wg]

yes

[@sophieborgmeyer9771]

Signing the petition

[@andreweckrich9091]

You look like you say “wait! Where’s my hug?”

[@kenzieholivay8735]

Cody looks like the divorced dad with high socks and new balances who comes down during the sleep over saying “what’s the haps”

[@brownsoup3926]

He looks like his daughter tells him to get out of her room

[@omfgxkoala9197]

looool😂

[@TheRealOrca85]

looks like the kind of guy to say "whats the damage" when he gets the bill

[@jamiehooks5500]

I feel attacked.

[@onlinealias622]

Lmfao

[@rebeccaonfilm]

Cody looks like a dad who uses the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and comes out wiping his hands on his pants and says "lets rock n roll"

[@mariel7475]

he should've used the "naked lady apron" when he baked those cinnamon rolls

[@anav4770]

he liked saying “grill daddy” a little too much

[@mikenzie9648]

nice pfp

[@maurice8180]

Your pfp is really cool :)

[@chezzi1769]

He looks like the type of guy to put his arm around people while making a simple conversation

[@adeer87]

YES

[@angel-dh3yv]

Cody looks like the uncle that has the southern accent and forces you to dance at family reunions

[@mdm_222]

the EARLOBES im cryinn

[@lauren99922]

if cody got a mullet he would probably end up looking like joe exotic.

[@lolychungus5517]

Lmaooo

[@DioBrando-yk5up]

lauren - or your dad

[@Jess-jl2tx]

yessssss

[@lauren99922]

Joe Exotic LMAOO i love that

[@thesolomonproject]

He looks like he’d play a French soldier in a low budget history movie

[@marimikkola906]

This one!😂😂😂

[@moonfestal]

JDJFJFJGJGNGNV

[@guyjohnson5465]

Cody is a legend for this th-cam.com/video/FqMmZjldoQA/w-d-xo.html

[@sza_lvrrr]

I love how every comment begins with "cody looks like..."

[@znatrix]

cody looks like the kind of guy who would live in an nuclear bomb test area because he gets to live there for free

[@kalebkoch9134]

Your mustache is giving me really strong Mr. Struggle vibes.

[@user-jc2wj5pd8n]

XD only true fans will get that lol

[@cadelederer4140]

all cody ko fans do is say mr struggle and frictionless and think they’re comedians

[@claire4233]

*they're but yeah

[@cadelederer4140]

claire shhhhhh

[@laraibaziz1978]

i was thinking the same 😂

[@elizabethriley5878]

I swear to god if Cody grows a mullet with his mustache he might just get confused for a serial killer

[@rileywaybright6281]

Hey my name is riley Elizabeth

[@tylerhackner9731]

Either that or the creepy guy who hits on girls at that beach

[@arizonapeacesign5499]

@@rileywaybright6281 your middle name is elizabeth?

[@aubs8056]

or joe exotic

[@Ditisines]

We now see where the long hair idea planted a seed in his brain

[@mostlyghostsu]

this is probably going to get lost, but i wanted to thank cody for always making me laugh. i get extremely stressed and panicked quite often and it’s really hard for me to calm down. watching your videos is always an amazing distraction and escape. keep doing what you do :)

[@kyra1490]

He looks like a offender and a victim at the same time

[@gab6574]

THIS SENT MEEEEEEEE

[@jennysky47]

Bruh

[@blizzardl]

Imagine having such a good roast on someone that they pay 40$ for shipping

[@paigethompson7500]

that is all I was thinking HAHA

[@jmc3461]

Bump

[@than217]

Such a Beach Dad move.

[@neegas3490]

👀

[@addiepladdie7093]

Cody looks like the dad that can’t help but say “ready to rock and roll” whenever he leaves ANYWHERE

[@graceashley3843]

he looks like the "have you seen this man" dude from people's dreams

[@rachel2923]

buying that thing despite 40 dollar shipping was lowkey a flex

[@cavalier127]

Your hair is a lowkey flex

[@ster3579]

Fun Fact: Cody forced Kelsey to donate her eyebrows to make his mustache because he can’t grow it himself

[@nxahsvidz]

So true

[@nabanildutta8798]

@Ster I can't xD

[@kanekiken5736]

That's what i thought

[@limezgummie2162]

He look like the dad that be singing camp fire songs.. 💀💀😂

[@_squirrelgirl_]

I want Cody's throw-down-40-bucks-for-shipping energy in my life

[@hamzaibnraed]

He looks like he says “sup” to every random guy with a mustache

[@hamzaibnraed]

With a weird nod

[@PoohhNani]

Yo lmao. U know how we do.
#StacheLife

[@isabella-fleur]

cody w a mustache looks like the dad from inside out

[@melsvibess]

A bbq ad played before this and I think it’s a sign Cody

[@carlimendelow2569]

He looks like a dude that goes to Home Depot just to feel something

[@pakhi5468]

lmaoaaoaooao

[@hannah3970]

Just to admire the floor samples

[@gracekompany]

He looks like he says "I'll tell you what" before offering a really good deal

[@R34G4N]

or a really shitty one