Casually Explained: The English Language

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  • @rudyrichards1233
    @rudyrichards1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4788

    “again, not for me. it’s rly just home run after home run”

    • @v1182
      @v1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Best part

    • @Ezyez_196
      @Ezyez_196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      felt good to be that 1000th like

    • @elhammossad7390
      @elhammossad7390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He made me say I love u that bastard!-_-

    • @bobbydennis6729
      @bobbydennis6729 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah man he really said that

  • @glorphinigus3728
    @glorphinigus3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3701

    “I love you”
    We’ve been tricked, we’ve been fooled, but most importantly, we’ve been bamboozled

    • @bruce2860
      @bruce2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you must be English

    • @spartan8897
      @spartan8897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled"*

    • @xxnelliexx
      @xxnelliexx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      See im just thinking of those dreaded jelly beans now lol

    • @metanoia3438
      @metanoia3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      damn you absolutely butchered it though. It lost the funny

    • @myrech
      @myrech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@metanoia3438 I agreez

  • @gp.gonzales
    @gp.gonzales 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4195

    I cracked up when he says "Assembly" language. I agree, it's indeed hard to learn.

    • @beans1234ltbl
      @beans1234ltbl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      i thought i was the only one who noticed this lol

    • @alpers.2123
      @alpers.2123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It is way easier than natural languages imao

    • @imashnake_7151
      @imashnake_7151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Lmfao I just noticed that and went wait Assembly isn't a... OHHHH

    • @tomnjerry6545
      @tomnjerry6545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      can you explain what assembly language means lol

    • @user-bl5we3yd8x
      @user-bl5we3yd8x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What is assembly language🤔🤔

  • @whyyy24
    @whyyy24 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    i love how he explained the english language in english so only ppl who speak english can understand him

    • @KKKNlgga
      @KKKNlgga ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what language was he supposed to speak then?

    • @whyyy24
      @whyyy24 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KKKNlgga depends on who he wants to teach the English language to. As u can see in the video, he explained the English language to beginners, which probably don't understand English, so ig u would explain it in the language the person u r teaching it to, I mean at school I learn Arabic from the English language bc I'm not fluent at it and don't understand it. Hopefully u r not bothered to read all that bc I wouldn't read it either, I was just bored and thought it would be funny to reply in a paragraph.

    • @Drogon7102
      @Drogon7102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@whyyy24 if you are learning english its probably better to hear it is english as you would gain more vocabulary

    • @whyyy24
      @whyyy24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Drogon7102 I agree

    • @abdurrafey3358
      @abdurrafey3358 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      English is just a pyramid scheme,
      If you studied English as main subject so you could become an English teacher and teach your students English so that they can become an English teacher as well.......

  • @GunRunnerWV96
    @GunRunnerWV96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4062

    “People from America sound significantly less cool the higher their neighborhoods GDP” by far one of the funniest things I’ve heard today

    • @randon19yearold
      @randon19yearold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao ikr

    • @strollas
      @strollas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      explainlikeimfive

    • @donovanbechi41
      @donovanbechi41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Strollas the better the neighborhood, the less cool they sound.

    • @beambaapol
      @beambaapol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and those who sounds cool would disagree with this fact and say “that ain’t crap, lemme gei ma gun and let’s go hun-dinggg and kill samma them squirrels tanight.

    • @LetsSaboogi
      @LetsSaboogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tbh that caught me off guard omg

  • @nickhernandez989
    @nickhernandez989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6056

    This dude just activated my Google assistant, this means war.

    • @artemjetman
      @artemjetman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mr. 8-Bit Doggo that means peace

    • @killlilwinters
      @killlilwinters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You don't use voice recognition?

    • @nickhernandez989
      @nickhernandez989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@killlilwinters I do, but his voice activated it that's the scary part

    • @isaaccervantesgarcia
      @isaaccervantesgarcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Joke's on him, I'm too broke to afford any of those.

    • @jamesheufve5265
      @jamesheufve5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mine didn't activated cause I'm French 👌🏽

  • @chuxmecha6513
    @chuxmecha6513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    I hate myself for pronouncing "anemone" "any-money" so confidently only to hear Casually Explained speak the word that Nemo struggled on.

    • @TheAutisticFrog
      @TheAutisticFrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I say it as An enemy because in WOF Tsunami thinks another drag says an enemy when they said Anemone

    • @slooth4480
      @slooth4480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i pronounce it has ane mone .-.
      haha

    • @ebony721
      @ebony721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm always unsure if it's anemon-e or ane-moun. I'm even more unsure on how to spell pronunciations in English

    • @stickguy9109
      @stickguy9109 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I pronounced it like "anymon"

    • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
      @cheeseburgermonkey7104 ปีที่แล้ว

      everytime i watch this video and get to that part even i can't figure it out for a few moments

  • @wingjaigaming8240
    @wingjaigaming8240 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    As a Chinese, I think the "th" sound is hard to pronounce because we don't have this sound in our language. It took a while to learn how to pronounce words such as "three" or "throw"

    • @kaimcdragonfist4803
      @kaimcdragonfist4803 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s so true though. I was trying to help a Korean friend work out his L and R sounds because the equivalent sound in Korean is kind of a mix between the two. Having him try to say “royal” “loyal” and “lawyer” brought me literal hours of entertainment

    • @hotpotato9558
      @hotpotato9558 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i used to struggle with it too until i learned that you just have to stick your tongue out while saying "te"

    • @donperegrine922
      @donperegrine922 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Stick your tongue between your teeth a TINY bit, touching both sets of teeth onto your tongue.
      Your tongue should be hidden behind your bottom lip (don't over think that, though. Just don't put much effort into exposing your bottom teeth).
      NOW.......(ok, now I tried to find out what I do to make this sound and....I have no idea. I'm grunting and humming like a moron, trying to give you good clear instruction. But I am native! I don't know how I do this, but I see why Asia doesn't do it.)
      Ok I am BACK!
      So: use your voice box. Your tongue might block your breath, Or it might give no obstruction.....your tongue should PARTLY block the airflow.
      When your voice box is shaking your airflow, and the tongue is partly obstructing the airflow, there should be a humming sound, like the 'Z' Sound, coming from our teeth.
      It might feel as though your tongue is vibrating between your teeth.

    • @donperegrine922
      @donperegrine922 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ok, I thought about it some more. I think I can give a cleaner instruction! The instructions ai just gave are for the SUPER expressive TH sound. We mostly use that for heavy emphasise.
      Try this instead:
      You have a "de" sound, right? Like "dead people"? When you make that sound, it is a splosive sound made by your tongue blocking the airway, touching the alveolar ridge.
      Make DE several times, but make sure to have your teeth seperated a tiny amount, OK? DE DE DE DE DE. Don't let your teeth touch at all.
      Now, make the same sound, but touch the gap of your teeth with your tongue tip. The pressure in your airway should build, because your tongue is blocking the flow until you release it.
      Check with your nearest English speaker, but I believe you are now fluently THITHATHETHEM all day!
      It should sound SUPER close to the DE sound. You might not even hear it, but I think an Englishman will.
      Please tell me if you try this out!

    • @eges72
      @eges72 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As a bilingual Turkish it took me almost 13 years to pronounce "th" in three

  • @duel_clip
    @duel_clip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14505

    "not so easy is it now baguette boy, this is why you haven't been a world super power for 300 years"

    • @Oeggonom
      @Oeggonom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

      Napoleon crying in the corner.

    • @xeriffe8708
      @xeriffe8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      got em

    • @tuskeralex
      @tuskeralex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@xeriffe8708 didn't get "em" much because France is only one of the many Country who speak French

    • @Jakeb978
      @Jakeb978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @@tuskeralex relax bud its a fucking joke

    • @mynewaccount2361
      @mynewaccount2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hey you watched the video too?

  • @AmiiboDoctor
    @AmiiboDoctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4349

    "Nobody is allowed to feel good on my watch, especially me"
    >proceeds to compliment himself for the rest of the video

    • @lorcansnow2111
      @lorcansnow2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Absolute Zero Nah just a coincidence I'd say. I doubt he made every joke complimenting himself throughout the video just to go along with that one minor line

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lorcansnow2111 idk usually he insults himself throughout the video

    • @SimonHomeintheEarth
      @SimonHomeintheEarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He complimented himself, but he didn't feel good about it...

    • @jimcanterak7349
      @jimcanterak7349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but did that *really* make him feel good?

    • @TuttifruttiNinja
      @TuttifruttiNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lorcansnow2111 he does plan his videos, you know.. He's not improvising.

  • @so_obsessed_
    @so_obsessed_ ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “I mean, not for me I fucking nailed it” 😭😭

  • @Fh-jz9lq
    @Fh-jz9lq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    "i love you"
    "thanks guys i needed that"
    joke just blew me

  • @fantawi7999
    @fantawi7999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5605

    “Oh my goodness gracious Rachel get the Bible”

  • @azzary8523
    @azzary8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3478

    "Baguette boy" I'm French living in France but if I go to the USA, I want everyone to call me like that

    • @mikedacoolnerd788
      @mikedacoolnerd788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Then if I ever go to France please call me Burger Boy.

    • @inanitas
      @inanitas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      If I ever go to France please call me "Schutzstaffel Siegfried".

    • @blazouille3149
      @blazouille3149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sun Rider They gonna call you "Fritz" or "Hans"

    • @PingerSurprise
      @PingerSurprise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@mikedacoolnerd788 I'd call you "Homme-Burger" :P

    • @ojoface208
      @ojoface208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      im israeli so call me pita boy

  • @iyurachan
    @iyurachan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I speak Arabic, and I found English pretty easy to pronounce and learn, just need to learn as many vocabs as possible. In Arabic, we pronounce several letters that other languages don't have, which makes it easier for us to pronounce new words. I'm learning Korean now and it's quite challenging.

    • @isramubashar5080
      @isramubashar5080 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good job

    • @grantgarner8756
      @grantgarner8756 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Arabic is one of the few other languages that has a proper "th" sound (except for some dialects like Egyptian that flattens it to a "z")

    • @shahardewaka
      @shahardewaka 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      for me the hardest thing to pronounce in arabic is not any specific sound but the shada (شدة)

    • @jonistan9268
      @jonistan9268 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I studied standard Arabic for a bit in school, but it was obviously a slow process. Regarding consonants, pretty much all of the English ones also exist in Arabic, especially the "difficult" ones, for example the two versions of the English th. Weirdly enough, standard Arabic doesn't have g and p, but I don't think these are hard to learn if you don't speak them natively.

  • @murpledeer
    @murpledeer ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Shawn *yawns “I’m tired”. Shaun *yauns “me to”.

    • @pasta_eeee
      @pasta_eeee ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sean: *yeans* i’m gonna go to bed early today, sleep tight y’all

  • @dvorkru
    @dvorkru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15154

    "This is why you haven't been a world super power in 300 years"
    Napoleon: *awakes*

    • @irov5884
      @irov5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      2019 France, 3rd nuclear power in the world: *wtf*

    • @RandoRandleman
      @RandoRandleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Awaken*

    • @madaxe
      @madaxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RandoRandleman that's the joke

    • @tobirei482
      @tobirei482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wokes*

    • @fishrr9820
      @fishrr9820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *Noteyesclose*

  • @georgthompson5563
    @georgthompson5563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5933

    Imagine being a French American and being called baguette boy

    • @gt9.secondaryaccount744
      @gt9.secondaryaccount744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Hi
      That's actually my life
      Thanks

    • @basedgod6016
      @basedgod6016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @Paul ice That's a funny way of spelling worst

    • @JA-hg6ee
      @JA-hg6ee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gt9.secondaryaccount744 i feel that

    • @shaemat8425
      @shaemat8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Idk personally, there's something endearing about it.

    • @georgthompson5563
      @georgthompson5563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      GT9. PATATE well in reality, everyone gangster quand ils réalisent que nous parlons deux langages

  • @JohnSmith-pf7xx
    @JohnSmith-pf7xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I had a good chuckle at "Assembly", definitely a foreign language worth learning

  • @ponthea7857
    @ponthea7857 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *i love you*
    me: "i love you"
    him: "thanks guys i needed that"
    me: aw

  • @enticer3408
    @enticer3408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3877

    “N O T S O E A S Y N O W I S I T B A G U E T T E B O Y”

    • @gatorpog9752
      @gatorpog9752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      *S* *A* *D* *B* *A* *G* *U* *E* *T* *T* *E* *N* *O* *I* *S* *E* *S*

    • @julesd_fl
      @julesd_fl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      pulls out m16

    • @booran.
      @booran. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@julesd_fl nobody uses that

    • @zenixlo
      @zenixlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you... high.?

    • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
      @fangabxyfangabxy8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “This is why you haven’t been a world superpower for 300 years”

  • @trafalgarq805
    @trafalgarq805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6507

    "No one's allowed to feel good about themselves on my watch, especially me"
    Goes on to flex that he can pronounce the word 'the'.

  • @edex59
    @edex59 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    3:54 for anyone who doesn’t know what the country of Australia is holding, it’s a slice of fairy bread (sugar-butter with sprinkles) and a sausage sizzle (hotdogs with bread slices and BBQ pork sausage done on the grill rather than frankfurters in a long roll/bun probably done in the microwave).

    • @tenebris3604
      @tenebris3604 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sausages ain’t hot dogs

  • @aliza7195
    @aliza7195 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    It's actually pretty easy to learn English (from the perspective of a native speaker of Urdu). In comparison learning my native language is hard. I swear English is so easy to write, it's so quick. Urdu though... *shudder*

    • @Thandon
      @Thandon ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I looked up what your language looks like, and all i can say is im sorry bro

    • @Nikita_Akashya
      @Nikita_Akashya ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a German, English was pretty easy to learn if I don't have to explain the grammar rules. But German is.... German is terrible for non natives. Like our shtick with Nominativ, Genitiv and Dativ and the Akkusativ. And most importantly the ch sound, especially the soft one that most non Germans never hear in their entire life. But I have a feeling Japanese could be quite easy to learn for me after I learn the pronounciation. The worst part would be learning how to read.

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Nikita_Akashyathe English language has been shaped by the repeated occupation of england by foreign cultures, namely Rome, France, the Normans, the Vikings, and Germanic colonizers. English has a germanic base, but with almost 40% romance language word origins its not like other germanic languages. Its also a descriptive language (so not higher authority to dictate what is and isn't a word, the dictionary follows the people not the other way around). Add in some other factors like the near absence of grammatical gender or regular verb conjugation, and its no wonder English is super good at "stealing" words from other languages.
      We regularly joke the English is infact 3 languages in a trenchcoat pretending to be 1 language because it kind of is. (This is also why so many of our rules have a bunch of exceptions, words stolen from french or latin or japan don't need to obey the original rules for spelling. I'm sure this is the source of many headaches for people trying to learn English.)

  • @hannis3211
    @hannis3211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22421

    This was just 5 minutes of him flexing his accents and his french

    • @rando4390
      @rando4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      French :)))

    • @lizardasslick
      @lizardasslick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      But it were some good 5 minutes

    • @Top10Facts_Official
      @Top10Facts_Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      As a french speaker i can say that his french accent is shit

    • @TaggedByTim
      @TaggedByTim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      @@Top10Facts_Official well that attitude is why you haven't been a world power in.... I forgot what he said fuck.

    • @TanguyBlanchard
      @TanguyBlanchard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@TaggedByTim he's right tho Casually sucks at French

  • @sambutton8494
    @sambutton8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8082

    Australian here, can confirm we just speak like this to troll the international english speaking community

    • @Yooleee
      @Yooleee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      A respectful decision

    • @ninifofini
      @ninifofini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yes, we do.

    • @tytyeeeeeeeeee
      @tytyeeeeeeeeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      This comment is fake australia doesnt exists

    • @ninifofini
      @ninifofini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yağız Efe GÖREN woah...does that mean i dont exist!

    • @jojox1733
      @jojox1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love you, Sam.

  • @galaxygemini5994
    @galaxygemini5994 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a Chinese who grew up in the US most of my life, English was an okay language for me since in kindergarten(this was still in China btw), we had little activities to practice our English, so I already knew some English when moving here, and in 1st grade, in the US, I could understand most of what the teacher is saying, luckily the teacher was Chinese or could speak Chinese would translate the things to Chinese so I would understand. Then in second grade, I had to move to another school and in that school, they knew that I didn’t understand or speak English well, so they would put me in this program, which would send the program teacher to your class and come get you in the middle of a lesson to teach you some English. All I could say is that for me, a Chinese person, is that English was surprisingly easy for me.

  • @HelmiJonasson
    @HelmiJonasson ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Meanwhile, in about 13 years I have reached a level of fluency in English that makes me sometimes have trouble with translating sentences back into my mother tongue. It's mostly because they are so different in their sentence structures but sometimes it's funny to tell english-speaking people that Finnish is so hard that even though I have been learning it since birth I still struggle. I speak two languages (Finnish and English) in a "I understand equally little about scientific articles"-way and Swedish in a "I was forced to learn this for 6 years in school yet still somehow know exactly two words"-way and also conversational Italian. Most people in Finland know at least 3 languages.

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Per quale motivo hai deciso di imparare l’italiano?

  • @xanthra592
    @xanthra592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7632

    "rural brewery"
    me: rural brewery
    "I love you"
    me: "I- .....haa..

  • @justchilaxe123
    @justchilaxe123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3431

    “I mean not for me I fucking nailed it” almost spit out my water

    • @xoxo-pp7ru
      @xoxo-pp7ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U spit 😳

    • @luffytrace1
      @luffytrace1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spat*

    • @thegamingfool9974
      @thegamingfool9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t know if it’s American thing to say “spit” as past tense?...but for my whole life in the UK everyone has always known it’s: “that made me spit”/ “I spat out my water”

    • @freefangz
      @freefangz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      justchilaxe123 that had me too. I care to the comments as soon as I heard it. Lmao

    • @zeppelin4790
      @zeppelin4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thegamingfool9974 It's not, they used the wrong tense of the word.

  • @user-ub4ur2zb2c
    @user-ub4ur2zb2c ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The most irritating in English are "exceptions"
    Pronunciation differs by each word, and are so often irregular
    It's hard to find a language that has many exceptions on pronunciation as English in commonly used languages.
    I was shocked while learning Latin, recognizing how simple and nearly always in regular case.

    • @themug406
      @themug406 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was my reaction when briefly studying Spanish
      "So words are just... pronounced as theyre written and vice versa?"

    • @duncanlutz3698
      @duncanlutz3698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This was my experience studying Spanish...
      As mentioned, the pronunciation of individual letters and phonemes is surprisingly consistent. Even accents made a great deal of sense when I realized they were just changing where the natural stress on pronunciation would normally go. Typically it's the second-to-last vowel that gets a hidden accent, but if one is placed it will always be on a different vowel to shift that natural emphasis. Off the top of my head, "rápido" would naturally stress that "i" as if you were saying 'ra-PI-do." The accent over that first "a" means it's pronounced "RA-pi-do" instead.
      Then I quickly realized that even the irregularities were generally consistent to the point I could just look at a verb and know not just that it was irregular, but exactly how it differed.
      Generally, the irregularities exist ot preserve the core phonetics of the base verb. It's rather ironic that these exceptions actually exist to keep the language more consistent in pronunciation... usually. There are still some oddball "wtf" conjugations of verbs, such as 'ser,' but the majority are predictable and well thought out.
      This makes it far less daunting to learn Spanish with it's 200 billion verb variations than it would otherwise seem at first glance.
      And as a side note, Japanese is another language that is shockingly consistent in it's pronunciations: even more so than Spanish. I believe this is in large part because Japanese doesn't so much have individual letters as it does individual written syllables. There are actually very few consonants in Japanese with each of hte letters being different consonant/vowel pairings. Certain "letters" can be accented to change the base consonant sound, and vowels can be letters/syllables in and of themselves... as can "n" for some reason. So sometimes "n" is a syllable in and of itself, and sometimes it's a syllable combined with a various vowel sound. However, I just described 6 different Japanese letters for those 6 different n-based syllables as "n, na, ne, no, ni, nu" are all different letters.
      Still, my point is that "one letter, one pronunciation" is a pretty hard rule in Japanese as the letters ARE the syllables. So when looking at a word, the "tempo" you use to pronounce the word is already broken down for you. There is NO guessing on syllables. Spanish can alter the tempo with accents, and has a natural flow in the absence of them, but this just isn't the case for Japanese.
      The fucking Kanji on the other hand.... holy shit, don't get me started. Those can have 5 different meanings (or more) and multiple pronunciations for those different meanings as well to the point they can regularly confuse native speakers. This gives "puns" a huge place in Japanese comedy as it's not hard to pull off triple puns because of this Kanji bullshit.
      As a consequence of having few base sounds (phonemes) that make up the entirety of the language, Japanese words, especially proper nouns, have a tendency to get absurdly long to keep them unique and differentiated. I've heard native Hawaiian is even worse about this for having even fewer base phonemes that make up the language. Conversely, the more phonemes in a language the shorter the words tend to be as it's much easier to keep them unique. This can be both a blessing and a curse when learning a language.
      (sorry not sorry, I find etymology fascinating)

  • @Ceece20
    @Ceece20 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Fun fact: the British tend to add unnecessary letters in words to make them sound more fancy or look more fancy.
    For example, the person who originally coined the term Aluminum was Sir Humphrey Davy, a British chemist.
    After getting the word published in the Oxford dictionary, he then had a change of heart and wanted to call it “Aluminium” just because it sounded fancier. So he then campaigned to have it changed to Aluminium for no reason other than to make it sound more fancy.

    • @user-le8ul4nr5t
      @user-le8ul4nr5t ปีที่แล้ว +33

      In French, some letters are doubled just because monks copying books were paid per letters, so adding a letter here and there could make them slightly richer. And that's about the most logical thing in French.

    • @robertaries2974
      @robertaries2974 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like some American propaganda

    • @Ceece20
      @Ceece20 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@robertaries2974 you can actually look it up on Merriam Webster. They have an entire article (TH-cam doesn’t like links).
      Essentially the English chemist originally called it Alumium, then went to Aluminum, then changed his mind and wanted to call it Aluminium. This was done in 3 separate scientific papers in England around 1809-1812. This had havoc on the dictionaries printed for English and Americans.
      “Aluminum” was first published in 1828 for the American dictionary “An American Dictionary of the English Language”. “Aluminium” wasn’t published until Webster’s 1909 dictionary. In the 1934 Webster’s dictionary, it termed “aluminium” as “especially British”.

    • @JMurph2015
      @JMurph2015 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      For the record, aluminium is more consistent naming with other metals like sodium, calcium, magnesium, titanium, rhodium, etc (ok we're ignoring platinum). But also, I am most likely to still call it aluminum.

    • @KKKNlgga
      @KKKNlgga 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fuckth thy bri'ish

  • @jackie3495
    @jackie3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5491

    "Squirrel is a hard word to say"
    Polish people: hold my Brzęczyszczykiewicz

    • @Felix-fw9dd
      @Felix-fw9dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Wtf does that word even mean
      I'm polish and I dont even know

    • @emiify2726
      @emiify2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@Felix-fw9dd r/woooosh

    • @Felix-fw9dd
      @Felix-fw9dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      @@emiify2726 okay then
      keep your secrets.

    • @emiify2726
      @emiify2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Felix-fw9dd what even

    • @Felix-fw9dd
      @Felix-fw9dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      @@emiify2726 what odd

  • @CJ-cx8ym
    @CJ-cx8ym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2933

    “And then people from American sound less cool the higher their neighborhood gdp”
    😂😂that took me out

    • @Cube-xs2rn
      @Cube-xs2rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      C J true tho

    • @victorcastleman5392
      @victorcastleman5392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      C J this one was the best line in the whole video

    • @strollas
      @strollas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      explsinlikeim6

    • @flycraft3912
      @flycraft3912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats gdp?

    • @BiancaHuntPiano
      @BiancaHuntPiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flycraft3912 the total value of goods produced and services provided in a country during one year.

  • @AccranLP
    @AccranLP 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As a native German speaker I learned English, French, Russian, Polish and now Swedish all to varying degrees and I found English the easiest by far. Little to no grammar really saves lots of suffering. Only the tenses have been confusing at some points (German has like 2 when speaking and a third when writing in the past tense)

  • @zaidalvi3215
    @zaidalvi3215 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me who's too poor to have a Alexa or Siri: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you

  • @TheMrMeerkat
    @TheMrMeerkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18682

    "Not so easy now, is it, baguette boy?" Is quite possibly my favorite line.

    • @Justin-jy6fu
      @Justin-jy6fu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      C’est Baquète

    • @siryeetsalot6129
      @siryeetsalot6129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Justin-jy6fu what?

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@siryeetsalot6129 lncest bagel

    • @robmausser
      @robmausser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I experience this often though. Parisians will rip apart my french pronunciation.... in the most god awful barely understandable english i've ever heard.

    • @louisc0309
      @louisc0309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      u guys better leave this at 999 likes for juice wrld

  • @IloveHirotaka
    @IloveHirotaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3166

    “I love you”
    *Doesn’t say it*
    “Thanks guys, I needed that”
    Lmaooo

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The reaffirmation that nobody loves you.

    • @Devanox4Five
      @Devanox4Five 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I died and came back to life to reply 😂😂😂😂😂💯

    • @istiompaxindica9676
      @istiompaxindica9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I almost did it 😄

    • @joshcomeau3787
      @joshcomeau3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I actually said it.
      "I love you."
      *_Wait._*

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAY IT BAAAAAACCCKK!!!!!!!!

  • @Triplex5014
    @Triplex5014 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It may sound strange to people, I'm Croatian and English is second nature for me. I guess Cartoon Network did the job when I was a kid and my brain just soaked up the language. I did learn English in school and the school taught me about 10%, the rest is just having conversations in English and having all my phones in English, my Windows on PC in English and so on. It's like I managed to learn Croatian and English simultaneously when growing up.

  • @simonpugh3731
    @simonpugh3731 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "America is still trying to figure out what a kilometer is." Got me lol.

    • @Tvtardy
      @Tvtardy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      how is that shit funny you robot

  • @questionabletaco7419
    @questionabletaco7419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3501

    “Not so easy now is it baguette boy”

    • @arehly6702
      @arehly6702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He was a stick man so, he was quite literally a baguette boy

    • @speedy5397
      @speedy5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's why you haven't been a world power for 300 years

    • @arztbiscuit1433
      @arztbiscuit1433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn homie

    • @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901
      @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@speedy5397Actually France was. Only for 215 years. (1600-1815)

    • @speedy5397
      @speedy5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 u r slow

  • @end3alph385
    @end3alph385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    The "hey siri" and "ok google" felt like a personal attack to me

  • @LinktheHylianChampion117
    @LinktheHylianChampion117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:44 the reason that didn't work on me is mine is an Echo Dot, so its wake word is Alexa. You have been outsmarted yet again

  • @oceane_blcn
    @oceane_blcn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The way i said "i love you" with so much confidence 😭

  • @hobiuary
    @hobiuary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2472

    “Squirrel is a hard word to say”
    Hispanic people: Hold my Parangaricutirimicuaro.

    • @ilovemycats9150
      @ilovemycats9150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      (?!(

    • @arigoldenblatt5900
      @arigoldenblatt5900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Things like this are exactly why we need a wall

    • @billilililieee
      @billilililieee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I’m Hispano and can’t say it

    • @thatoneemokid8215
      @thatoneemokid8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      or, supercalifrajilísticoespiralodoso.

    • @MK-hj9de
      @MK-hj9de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@arigoldenblatt5900 *why?*

  • @alexn1168
    @alexn1168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19579

    I just sat in silence when the "I love you" came up lmao

    • @sophk8457
      @sophk8457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

      Lol same. Sitting there prepared to hear that I was saying it wrong all this time

    • @sammyc-h2627
      @sammyc-h2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Same

    • @_Sonder_
      @_Sonder_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      So did I

    • @goldenwarrior1186
      @goldenwarrior1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alex N same

    • @Megaswaglord
      @Megaswaglord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Not me xddd he got me

  • @aresp2707
    @aresp2707 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude.. I've been watching your five minute videos for like an hour now.. you really are killing IT.. No Computer.

  • @Thr3leven
    @Thr3leven ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ough" can be really tricky to learn. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

  • @caffeinecreature
    @caffeinecreature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    Casually Explained: "Subscribe to Casually Explained"
    My Google Assistant: *only understands Russian*
    Me: "So, who's laughing now?"

    • @qwart22
      @qwart22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Barret me

    • @skeever6540
      @skeever6540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me

    • @mirstrikesback
      @mirstrikesback 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ахаххах ми

    • @spaghettigum
      @spaghettigum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My google home mistok spanish, for hey google what is *cock* *and* *ball* *torture*

    • @joshuachristensen9731
      @joshuachristensen9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine pauses the video when it hears "hey Google" so I'm laughing too

  • @ousimanie1869
    @ousimanie1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2565

    His voice sounds so depressed that the generated subtitles are genuinely accurate

    • @chantzgaming
      @chantzgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ousimanie That’s pretty much everyone here in the PNW 🙃

    • @EcuadorianFlagShip
      @EcuadorianFlagShip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Holy shit they're fucking perfect. It only breaks when he starts speaking French.

    • @dcminion9263
      @dcminion9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chantzgaming Yea I swear I try and tell people that people in PNW just don't have an accent, just generic American

    • @Compins
      @Compins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EcuadorianFlagShip The fuck you talking about. Pretty sure he was saying _"boom boom boom boom"_

    • @Matty8282
      @Matty8282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DC Minion as a Washingtonian I can confirm that statement.

  • @hazellevesque692
    @hazellevesque692 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Not so easy now is it baguette boy" so good

  • @TheLiamster
    @TheLiamster ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:07 “Oh my goodness gracious, Rachel get the bible.” 😂

  • @katherinedaignault1521
    @katherinedaignault1521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11629

    *not so easy is it now baguette boy*
    i’m wheezing

    • @freeshotjack8324
      @freeshotjack8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Alfie Morris you want to say that to his face

    • @yourboi8913
      @yourboi8913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Alfie Morris white mom Karen

    • @lynoxmkg6172
      @lynoxmkg6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@saltycerealTTV What? No. He says singular (Baguette boy) , not multiple (boys)

    • @faursh659
      @faursh659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I felt offended by this lol

    • @zachrichard7039
      @zachrichard7039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "This is why you haven't been a world superpower for 300 years."

  • @2ytek
    @2ytek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4259

    “I have to take a lift”
    “So I can get a lift”
    “So I can go and lift”
    That’s literally just bro talk in the gym.

    • @thomas.f.3416
      @thomas.f.3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2ytek German: “Ich muss trainieren gehen.”

    • @MisterL2_yt
      @MisterL2_yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@thomas.f.3416 Ich muss ins Fitnessstudio gehen
      (3 consecutive s)

    • @salatwehr4099
      @salatwehr4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MisterL2_yt Grammarnazi!
      Spass alles Gut! RECHTSCHREIBUG wird bei mir gross geschrieben weil ich Caps-Lock anhatte.

    • @anawilliams1332
      @anawilliams1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s the bible for people called kyle

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swedes are even lazier... Ska gymma... which is extremely lazy, as it's just Shall gymnasium(in verb form). It's so lazy that if we ever were to say the full sentence of describing what we should do, people would look funny at us.
      Jag måste gå och åka hissen ned till bottenplan så att jag kan åka till gymmet(still short due to that gymnasium is weirdly enough the name for Senior High in Swedish, and the thing all students hate in the world Semester is what Swedes call their vacation days), så att jag kan träna.

  • @Morana-mori
    @Morana-mori 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m learning some German for when I go to Germany and Switzerland in 2 years for spring break, meanwhile half the kids in my class can’t figure out how to speak the only language they know

  • @sidnotsciencekid5309
    @sidnotsciencekid5309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this channel sm oml

  • @ape1760
    @ape1760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21258

    I love how the French guy corrected him with a baguette and he corrected him with a rifle. My man is playing both sides at the same time.

    • @bibhudendupanda3584
      @bibhudendupanda3584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Lmao he is american afterall
      He can exercise his 2nd amendment act on the french

    • @danielprestwich7422
      @danielprestwich7422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@bibhudendupanda3584 hes australian

    • @arcticlaw9198
      @arcticlaw9198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@danielprestwich7422 he currently lives in Canada

    • @risyanthbalaji805
      @risyanthbalaji805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@arcticlaw9198 and canda is pretty much murica

    • @teeeee
      @teeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@arcticlaw9198 ya but he is still a Australian

  • @simbodu8662
    @simbodu8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3603

    Karen: "EnGliSh PlEaSe"
    americans: speak 0,8 languages

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Actually not true, more like 1.2 languages

    • @simbodu8662
      @simbodu8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 sure but for example I speak 4 languages and can read two others, and I am not the only one in Europe like that, but most in America only speak English.

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@simbodu8662 1.2 is closer to one so I know most Americans only speak English, but it’s not 0.8

    • @simbodu8662
      @simbodu8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 in the video it was 0,8 and I just made a joke about it. Also you don’t need to instantly like your own comment.

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@simbodu8662 lol you care about fake internet points that don’t do anything

  • @junab3743
    @junab3743 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you boop the French guy with a gun after he boops you with a baguette. Yes it made me laugh

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "And that would hurt my feelings because I'm trying my best"
    Sensitive boi gang where you at?

  • @lavenderlizz
    @lavenderlizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2376

    English: Squirrel is one of the hardest words
    German: Hold my Eichhörnchen

    • @spooklordsupreme4929
      @spooklordsupreme4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @vividbunny7194
      @vividbunny7194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      bavarian: hold my oachkatzal

    • @KVVUZRSCHK
      @KVVUZRSCHK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      French écureuil is not better either. Some form of squirrel conspiracy I suspect.

    • @zsjaoabekz7378
      @zsjaoabekz7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Polish: Hold my politańczykowianeczka

    • @lavenderlizz
      @lavenderlizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      w h a t no way omg hahaha

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3430

    I felt horrible when the only thing I didn't say was "I love you."

    • @yuribestgrill7032
      @yuribestgrill7032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me too lol

    • @thespeedyyoshi
      @thespeedyyoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I was waiting for him to say it lol

    • @apurplecrayon9397
      @apurplecrayon9397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @Tapanitseini
      @Tapanitseini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Mina Rakastelen Sinua" 🇫🇮

    • @4oreignr728
      @4oreignr728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For me I only said I love you and he pranked me. I smiled

  • @Master_Chief_
    @Master_Chief_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did I only just now find this channel? This is good stuff! 😂

  • @Bobcuss
    @Bobcuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the line: « Americans are figuring what a kilometre is. »

  • @abbeytamot8160
    @abbeytamot8160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3487

    "While America is still trying to figure out what a kilometer is."
    wHEezE

    • @summer-gj3oc
      @summer-gj3oc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Apparently a while back we'd attemted to make america use the metric system like the rest of the sensible world (like 12 inches in a foot wtf) but when they changed the speed limit signs to kph, us americans thought "sweet, 100 mph?" and slammed the gas

    • @KutsugeMindUrmoks
      @KutsugeMindUrmoks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thats such a hard roast in my opinion

    • @vmo2851
      @vmo2851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@summer-gj3oc Benjamin Franklin once sent over all the European measurements over to the US while he was serving in France. He gave it the highest priority and sent it on an armed ship. While on the way it got ambushed by pirates and it never got to America. So in theory if that ship hadn't been seized you'd have the metric system now. (The story might not be completely accurate but who cares)

    • @pl4sma59
      @pl4sma59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dustin D .......

    • @oliver8293
      @oliver8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dustind6102 I hope your joking

  • @awesomegaming9268
    @awesomegaming9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13041

    “Read” is pronounced like “Lead” and “Read” is pronounced like “lead”
    The English language bois

    • @supercool_saiyan5670
      @supercool_saiyan5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

      Strangly our brains pronounced it correctly

    • @faithanuebunwa2767
      @faithanuebunwa2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      That’s fookin-

    • @averixx06
      @averixx06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

      @@supercool_saiyan5670 Yup. "reed", "leed", "red", "led". It's easy when you've grown up speaking English. XD

    • @Dualidity
      @Dualidity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      It has to do with the morphological change to distinguish similar past and present tenses have used to have and the general trend.

    • @faithanuebunwa2767
      @faithanuebunwa2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      김은달 we got a whole scientist here

  • @pabloantinonewman5921
    @pabloantinonewman5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:04 “that’s why you haven’t been a world superpower for 300 years”
    France: Hold my colonies.

  • @TheFirePigeon
    @TheFirePigeon ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another difference between American English and British English is how we pronounce certain letters.
    The three main ones are R Z and T. While in America you fully pronounce the R but in Britain we just end it halfway through. With the letter Z, Americans pronounce it zee but we British pronounce it zed and finally with the letter T, Americans sometimes pronounce it as D

  • @EtanChamare
    @EtanChamare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3037

    The real strength of English:
    You can mash together words in weird ways and people will probably still know what they mean.

    • @qqruzkin609
      @qqruzkin609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Just like in Russian

    • @lemmeshootcoach4172
      @lemmeshootcoach4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Iuhuhhiuhiuhuihiujij8jiujiuiuj
      Means in the US is that a trend I am going to say that all my friends

    • @cobrak1ngs
      @cobrak1ngs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Get bath now
      Can you go take a bath

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@qqruzkin609 also in hebrew

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      "Do you are have stupid?

  • @shamussarrazine6623
    @shamussarrazine6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1802

    "This is why you haven't been a world superpower for 300 years"
    LMAO

    • @superdestrier9160
      @superdestrier9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's only after WW1, really.

    • @paigelennon9424
      @paigelennon9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Not so easy NOW baguette boi

    • @bread6088
      @bread6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah Napoleon surrendered twice but don’t tell me France wasn’t one of the greatest powers and basically invincible after the Hundred Years’ War.

    • @soozannuhh
      @soozannuhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      baguette boy

    • @sunmoulin1240
      @sunmoulin1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shamus Sarrazine I felt that

  • @comradexdface
    @comradexdface ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My mother tongue is Tamil (Indian language), I lived in India until after half way through first grade. Then my dad brought our family to the US. I was taught English alphabets in a separate class in India, but I still didn't know enough to put sentences together and have conversations. I got thrown into America without being able to speak. I only had one friend, and we just became friends from making funny noises (ex. thunthi thunthi). Within that half a year, I watched people, listened to the teacher's lessons, and from just that I figured it out. By second grade, I could finally understand what people were talking about, and I liked to read books too. I wasn't too talkative but I made an effort. Those efforts built up, and once I reached third grade, I was the hotshot of the school. I was easily able to make conversation, and made a good group of friends. Those skills evolved into me getting people that hate me, to making them be my friend (That skill came in middle school). So TL;DR, English is lightwork, you just have to throw yourself on the deep end. Also a little note, I never had the Indian accent because I never asked my parents for help in English. I think also what helped was by the time I reached second grade, I was speaking at home in full english. Pretty sure that's how my mom also learned to understand English because she didn't take any courses in India.

  • @alexej4
    @alexej4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the "Hey Siri/Google" joke was hilarious and it actually worked wtf 💀

  • @Sturnoculos
    @Sturnoculos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    "Not so easy is it now baguette boy"
    Comedy gold

    • @dafuq4022
      @dafuq4022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought he said faggot

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2:02

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But...can someone explain that language:
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @misterclownman1895
      @misterclownman1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dafuq4022 tf?

  • @_GnarDab_
    @_GnarDab_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3189

    I just learned that they're called "hiccoughs" and not "hiccups"
    Serving the 0.8 statistic well

    • @Sir_Budginton
      @Sir_Budginton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Hiccough is the proper spelling, and hiccup is American.

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      @@Sir_Budginton That's not entirely true, both are acceptable. In fact hiccup is generally perceived to be the original spelling and later people mistakenly thought it was supposed to be spelt hiccough.
      Like how duck-tape was mistakenly misspelled as duct-tape, even though ductwork is the only thing that can't be fixed using it.

    • @dasemmiyogurt6288
      @dasemmiyogurt6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well hiccup would be pretty close to german. "Schluck auf"

    • @leadpaintchips9461
      @leadpaintchips9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@volundrfrey896 Unless you're using duct-tape, which is tape designed for use with ductwork.

    • @Philoglossos
      @Philoglossos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's spelled both ways.

  • @user-cc5nm9vr3f
    @user-cc5nm9vr3f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Working 12 hours a day and coming home to watch this channel's masterpieces make my day

  • @Aesclingua
    @Aesclingua หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The words "the" and "a" thenselves can be difficult for people whose native language lacks them

  • @jacobfrancisco7580
    @jacobfrancisco7580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    Don’t you just hate it when someone says “two” instead of “to” or “too”

  • @claire7643
    @claire7643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2835

    As an American I can’t stand when people say “nitch” instead of “niche”

    • @offspec
      @offspec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Even in the US the pronunciation varies widely :)

    • @bornwithawoodenleg
      @bornwithawoodenleg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      No need to be such a niche about it.

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      As a Brit I shudder everytime Americans say math instead of maths.
      And I laugh when they do they hiccup bit in the middle of vehicle.

    • @IronWarsmith
      @IronWarsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@juststeve5542 Look man, just cause y'all can't read doesn't mean its our fault for not adding in an extra letter. Its Mathematics, not Mathsematics.
      You're not wrong about the hiccup though.

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@IronWarsmith it's mathematicS not mathematic, it's a plural :-p
      Oh, and on behalf of my Polish friends can I just point out that Pierogi is also plural.
      Pierog is singular, so you can have Pierogs but not Pierogies!

  • @LordOfTheCentipedes
    @LordOfTheCentipedes ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another advantage to having a generic Pacific Northwest accent is that the auto-generated subtitles work perfectly.

  • @lxmondxmon7662
    @lxmondxmon7662 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    my parents have known English for longer than i've been alive (almost 16 years), and they're still struggling with "literally"

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3553

    *The number of people*
    that confuses _"to"_ and _"too"_ is two damn many

    • @mpdacey
      @mpdacey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Never liked a comment so fast like that before.

    • @imustbecrazy5626
      @imustbecrazy5626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      That's a good won.

    • @fa2lemuelm2
      @fa2lemuelm2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      You're grammar is incorrect so your wrong!!

    • @lucifer4263
      @lucifer4263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Neo the Loof you’re’s isn’t better then theres.

    • @Porkyping243
      @Porkyping243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What he is saying: two more people need to get educated and then we're good.

  • @krisgr2196
    @krisgr2196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7996

    "And America is still figuring out what a Kilometer is" 😂🤣

    • @starrrr444
      @starrrr444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pfft

    • @r.j3423
      @r.j3423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      i remember when my class had a quiz on the metric system in 6th grade and EVERYONE failed💀

    • @winchesterchua3390
      @winchesterchua3390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@r.j3423 Bruh, it's just adding and removing Zeroes.

    • @starrrr444
      @starrrr444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@winchesterchua3390 exactly-

    • @MagikarpMan
      @MagikarpMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      when you realize the british use miles

  • @PhonkAttack4DX
    @PhonkAttack4DX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Rural brewery'
    Please send help 😭

  • @norolover4015
    @norolover4015 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:10 I've watched this video a lot, but I just realized he cheekily threw in "Assembly" 😂

  • @jorted_julimak
    @jorted_julimak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27880

    I love how in America it's 0.8 like no we don't even completely know English

    • @dennis771
      @dennis771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

      healthy corn I thought it would be 0

    • @princerufioh
      @princerufioh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

      Dennis so we would speak that unga bunga crap?

    • @dennis771
      @dennis771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Crystalgleam Is in skyclan I really don’t think we need to learn anything...we are good as we are

    • @jwbbccp
      @jwbbccp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      have you ever taken a freshman comp class these days? even our HS grads def do NOT know english 🙄
      (note: this was deliberately typed without proper capitalization, spelling, grammar and/or punctuation bc it’s social media and i dont care... suffice it to say, a submission to a university-level composition course should NOT present with the same laissez-faire attitude...)

    • @princerufioh
      @princerufioh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I like how one of my comments with the likes is me getting wooooshed

  • @deluxelol6380
    @deluxelol6380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11936

    “French is a sexist language”
    -My French teacher

    • @demitwice
      @demitwice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

      MY PORTUGUESE TEACHER SAID THE SAME ABOUT PORTUGUESE LOOOOL SHE WAS LIKE "WE HAVE 99 WOMEN AND 1 MAN IN ONE SITUATION BUT WE STILL HAVE TO USE "OS" (masculine article), IT'S SO SEXIST"

    • @vasusharma3818
      @vasusharma3818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Yes , like they have genders even for countries

    • @asafimc
      @asafimc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      In portuguese we also have genders for countries when referring to them in a sentence, for example: Os Estados Unidos (the United States), A França (France), O Reino Unido (The United Kingdom), A Inglaterra (England).

    • @user-yh1oe3el9y
      @user-yh1oe3el9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@demitwice OMG MY FRENCH TEACHER SAID THE SAME EXACT THING BUT W "ILS" OMG

    • @TheGanimex12
      @TheGanimex12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      demitwice The same shit occurs in Spanish 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @soreal4that
    @soreal4that 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "thanks guys, I needed that"
    yep, I'm subscribing

  • @girlthattalkstoomuch9425
    @girlthattalkstoomuch9425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    " and it hurt my feelings because i was trying my best " AWE

  • @zurbruggg
    @zurbruggg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    “Then Americans sound less cool the higher their neighborhood GDP”
    Holy shit that roast sent ripples through the entire world

    • @itskeith8124
      @itskeith8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Light racism. It's funny, so it light heartedly addresses a series issue in our society. Oh shucks, Who am I kidding? idgaf! It sounded deep tho.

    • @satyakisil9711
      @satyakisil9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What does it mean? I didn't get it.

    • @jatin1695
      @jatin1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@satyakisil9711 The higher GDP people have, the less "cool" they sound. Which means, STEREOTYPICALLY, generic American accents and/or posh American accents sound stuck-up and/or normal, and African American accents and/or country accents sound "cool" (socioeconomic classes).

    • @satyakisil9711
      @satyakisil9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jatin1695 But how does it contribute to stealing GDP? All surrounding countries have lower GDP than the GDP of Americans.

    • @contrainer_
      @contrainer_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@satyakisil9711 they mean within America itself

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2132

    The name "Australia" has three "a"'s in it, and every single one of them is pronounced differently

    • @melely9348
      @melely9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      it took you $0.00 to not say that

    • @MongrelMobiles
      @MongrelMobiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Alex Benavidez same as Pacific Ocean with c’s

    • @smyg2697
      @smyg2697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WOW

    • @JJ-pm1zv
      @JJ-pm1zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Try Mercedes with e's

    • @ps3aciv
      @ps3aciv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Depending on the accent, the first and last can be pronounced equally

  • @marcotanooky9651
    @marcotanooky9651 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:51 You made me laugh like few things can made me in a while

  • @FlawlessM
    @FlawlessM 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And not me knowing 4 languages and forced to learn 2 more at the age of 15

  • @shoyoby
    @shoyoby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    me: “i luv u”
    me: why won’t he say it
    him: thanks guys i really needed that
    👀

    • @hubabuba6110
      @hubabuba6110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That was wholesome

    • @profesionalsimp9697
      @profesionalsimp9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huba Buba it really was 😄

    • @bryanmoreno8166
      @bryanmoreno8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anyone else not say it?

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (confused in pink guy): I dunno, looks kinda gay to me

    • @joshuaseo4934
      @joshuaseo4934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me says it: I’ve been played

  • @themackmanmusic
    @themackmanmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    *The hardest sound is “Th”*
    Welsh People: *laughs in welsh*

    • @cryptcarts
      @cryptcarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Try pronouncing 'Ng'

    • @jonathansmithers2763
      @jonathansmithers2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cryptcarts Send Nigeria and Germany into Baseball.

    • @cmd0317
      @cmd0317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can’t say “th” because of my darn lisp

    • @lucyroberts27
      @lucyroberts27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Laughs in nghymraeg

    • @jianhongzhou7487
      @jianhongzhou7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok boomer if gay okay

  • @kylem3284
    @kylem3284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You had me laughing out loud the second you said "Assembly," was not expecting a cs joke in this video 😂😂

  • @mattkeating9105
    @mattkeating9105 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    IT WAS 530 IN THE MORNING, WITH OTHER PEOPLE SLEEPING IN MY HOUSE!!
    Next thing ya know, that google SOB is in there just going "I'm sorry. I can't do that" at FULL DAMN VOLUME!

  • @buddhathegod
    @buddhathegod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4809

    Me: three thousandths
    Me: rural brewery
    Screen: I love you
    Me: *unintentionally stays quiet*
    CE: Thanks I needed that

  • @czpiaor
    @czpiaor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5438

    Casually explained trying to be a troll: “Hey Siri, Hey Google”
    Me: * laughs in poor *

    • @kaplooey3506
      @kaplooey3506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Finally one who understands me

    • @reshzy3807
      @reshzy3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Is this a rich joke that Im too peasant to understand?

    • @youngabz9357
      @youngabz9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@reshzy3807 nah he just doesnt have Siri or the Google Girl

    • @raidev_
      @raidev_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i had my volume too low, even though i have a google home

    • @jacobw4612
      @jacobw4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I use headphones.

  • @dated8838
    @dated8838 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The English language, where lead rhymes with read and lead rhymes with read, but also where lead and read don’t and neither does lead and read.

    • @hoobguy
      @hoobguy ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro I have a headache

  • @ocsanik502
    @ocsanik502 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:07 I love how you threw assembly in there