π Tape
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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannahcanetti )
VFX by
Eric Langlay
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Music by Jake Chudnow
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Mom: What are you watching
Me: Dong
Mom: what is it?
Me: Michael is showing me his toy
Mom: What toy?
Me: His balls
This comment is now irrelevant
@@Yickerd Or is it?
@@J.PC.Designs it was always D!NG
@@J.PC.Designs what's dong?
D-Dings
O-On
N-Naked
G-Gongs
Dong
Michael's Toys
"Oh look at that, we're just over 6 inches."
*starts kissing a ball*
*ding*
#michaeloutofcontext
what are you talking about? this is and always has been d!ng
waiting for a whoooosher
**"Michael passionately kisses ball"**
That makes me uneasy
that sounds kinda wrong
I want someone to kiss me the way he kisses that ball
*cuts to black*
We don't realize it but there was an hour of censored inbetween
God I wish I was that ball
"As we know, every circle has a diameter."
"Or do they?"
*_vsauce theme starts playing_*
No. They do. Now, does every circle have an area? Yes. Or does it?
TheRealJal ʕʘˑ̫ʘʔ yes it does , and as we know a circle is a real shape , or is it ?
eyebrow raises up*
Why does this have so much meme potential
@@tillyhewitt4491 yes it is ,and as we all know a circle is round , or is it
You're precious, Michael
Vsauce 4 when you smile
when you smile
Ü smile
A fourth Vsauce??
Hit it from the back and drive you...
I think that isolation room caused some permanent damage... I love these videos. Please don’t change.
One's damage is another one's gift
He has been random since he started on TH-cam. He hasn't expressed it though.
May have been the Ayahuasca actually.
Budred123 yeah good point.... I haven’t been able to watch all of Mind Field because I don’t have TH-cam red
Neither do I, I just know about it from him talking about the experience on the H3 Podcast.
5:29 I'm in heaven.
*_NO U_*
no u
No u
This video was [Made In Heaven] (Poses menacingly)
Or are you?
5:29 "Alexa, play rock music"
Golden.
01123581321
bluey heeler lmao
@@Novaking1975 Φ φ
"That's really what life is about."
*proceeds to tie a noose around his neck with pi tape*
"Or is it?"
this is what michael does when no one is there to restrain him
I think he spent too long in that isolation room for Mind Field...
He’s an absolute mad lad
+andymcl92
youre just saying that bcoz thats the only Mind Field you saw (or able to see) I know the feel mate
There's the Trolley Problem episode too!
Lol true true thats why Im sad about living in a country that doesnt have youtube red
“This is the longest Pi tape I’ve ever made.”
The man has done this before.
Does this surprise you?
he literally said that before you gungungangang
well obviously, who hasn't 🙄
The ending was way too motivational and suicidal at the same time
I thought he was making a scarf with it.
His background is psychology, I feel he’s being sincere. Thanks Michael, I love you too; helping me understand where others had little patience, without even knowing me, it’s like I can feel the oneness of our people.
@@dipankarghosh8495 me too lol but I got triggered instead
@@davidramirez6896 your way of thinking as expressed in this comment is particularly interesting
he was putting a tie around his neck. a pi tie.
I love how he brings his sense of humor out in this channel!
It's wonderfully weird lol
me too hilarious
He is Dolan Dark
@@bt4308 but dolan dark is pewdiepie
@@randomguy263 Michael is also Brad 2, thats why he hates pewdiepie
5:29 "I only listen to real music"
lol
LMAO
*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
FCK HAHA
It aint slayer but its better than lil skittles factory
3:37 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i love how he included that
Teacher: Michael you got an F.
Michael: *OR DID I*
**VSAUSE THEME INTENSIFIES**
I came here for education and got objectophilia, an aggressive tape cutting montage, and a very sad song about time lapses
I’m not disappointed
💕
Just gonna let that globe go unmeasured, Michael?
Wait... The earth is actually an oblate spheroid and not a perfect sphere??!!
the oblate spheroid society has members all around the oblate spheroid.
New conspiracy: Michael is a moon-truther.
%90 of people who read this comment did not realize that he meant the globe on the desk. (*that* globe)
New conspiracy: CheesecakeLasagna is a Jacksfilms fan.
When youre that one kid at school who still celebrates Pi Day...
I celebrate it, it's my birthday! 🎂
@@DreamLogic26 oi sameeee!!
when pi day was a weekend...
pi day birthday gang rise up
Pi day was exactly when washington went into lockdown from covid
Michael: "diameter"
My brain: "πameter"
My coding brain: "Law of Demeter"
My poetry brain: "trochaic dimeter"
This is literally how I memorized the formula for circumference.
c = πameter
@@Artist-128 did u actually need a trick to memorize that small and pathetically simple formula?
Ig u don't have a brain
@@maxwellsequation4887 Nice joke!
Pameter
I think Michael really wants to get more memefied. I mean that's a good thing!
*notices ur avatar*
He already is.
Is memefied the modern version of mummified?
Appithkia my bad brother u right. He is a meme and is already more memeified on Twitter
Wsauce! micheal here!
Do you want my head delievered to your house?
honestly i've never shipped someone as much as i ship micheal and his ball
Same
perhaps
Anything's a dildo if youre brave enough
Someone needs to make fanart of it
Micheal x ball
Ok, you can't tell me they didn't think about how sexual "Michael's Toy's" would seem flashing in pink.
0:09
11 months later and all but the whole joke is that it's made to look sexual. I mean, are you that sped?
рыжийкот7 We know.
@@berb8300 some of us dont follow vsauce like that
@@TheNeuteredCat1 you don’t even need to know vsauce to know that’s the entire joke
Anyone else moderately impressed by Michael's singing? 😂
Ikr
No, I'm mesmerized
It got me rolling around the floor 😅
Oh boy, Dolan’s gonna have fun with this one!
Came to see this
Definitely...
DON'T YOU GET IT?! MICHAEL IS DOLAN DARK [ILLUMINATI INTENSIFIES]
I don't think Michael minds that :D
it will be dark
Do Offline Now Guys
no
Vinícius Lemos its still a dong
Don't Offline Never Gals
you're creative
Michael forgot vsauce 1 password so he's using dong channel now lol
"[...] Imperial units... but no one wants to use those."
Truth. xD
THE SINGING
I THOUGHT I WAS BROKEN BEFORE
I THOUGHT I WAS HARDENED
I THOUGHT I WAS READY FOR ANYTHING ELSE HE MOCKED ME WITH
I WAS A FOOL
Did anyone else feel nervous when he "this is what life is about." as he preceded to tie a knot around his neck?
7:16
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Hahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
DUN DUN DUN DUN
Lmao
Gasp
Lmao
5:29 6:29 Thank me later
thank you
Ill thank you now
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg thank you that was amazing
Thank you!
2:43
Michael : "That's..."
Me:"Rad?"
Michael : "...really just luck"
That's rad...ians.
@@holycow818181
Thanks for explaining the joke. Say it louder for the people in the back
@@getsmoked7219ok
RADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Michael’s singing skills deserve a spot on a Dolan Dark meme.
BUT HOW DO I DO THIS ONLINE NOW, GUYS?
Today's D.O.N.G. is Do *Offline* Now, Guys
Aren’t you online when watching TH-cam? Therefore you learned to Do This Online Now.... My Guy 😉
EXACTLY!!!!
do outside now, guys
unless you somehow have the video illegally downloaded offline as soon as it comes out...
“The one I own is in imperial units but..... no one wants to use that”
*_uses the metric system_*
r/antijokes
Because metric units actually make sense and are easily translatable.
@@GrotesqueSmurf how do they inherently make more sense?
@@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand how many yards are in a mile? Now how many meters are in a kilometer? 5280 / 3 is a lot harder than just changing a couple zeroes
@@adamstubben oh okay point taken
0:54 "I wish I had a decimal imperial measuring tape”
*rest of the world laughs in metric
Michael is senπ....
I'll see myself out now.
Stop. plz no.
sin(pi) is more mathematical
James Burgess this was actually really good
I see no reason for you to.
James Burgess Nah you can stay.
Michael singing is my favourite thing now
Same lol
That whistle at 8:51 is a sign that you have been hanging arount with Adam Savage too much.
5:12 using the same, single measurement of Pi means that every time you draw another Pi onto the tape, you add the error. It would be better to measure out, say, 5 Pi units from the tape measure, and then repeat those 5.
THANK YOU! Or even least re-check and compensate every multiple of 5 PI.
Maybe this is pretty obvious only to engineers and programmers?
jfrusciantetube another possibility is measure 8pi, and then fold into halves.
You might be kinda right, I’m an experimental physicist so I’m used to the idea of errors.
to everyone seeing these replies, welcome, to the nerd channel
jfrusciantetube Only scientists and engineers are well acquainted with this. Plenty of educators are as well, but sometimes they just forget. Most people forget this, though.
@@angelmendez-rivera351 why would it be different and an error ?
5:29 "I only listen to REAL music".
did he have kids recently or something he's seeming more and more like the dad of that one weird kid in high school.
I wish vsauce was my dad
This is pure Dolan Dark material
The only video with a perfect shot of Michael's complete circular bald spot is one about circles and pi.
3:39
4:42 *[ happiness noise ]*
I can’t tell if he’s stepped it up or given it up.
It's his second channel, so this is just a fun little side video to his mind-boggling, universe-questioning regular videos on his main channel.
He’s probably getting really stuck into it after working on Mind Field and his live show for so long. I’m digging all the extra content.
WHEN IS THE ALBUM COMING OUT 😍😍😍
This man has always been humorously brilliant, but he shines in both departments even more with this channel. Great work as always Sir.
9:58
Michael, don't do it!!!
You've got so much to live for
Hes finally gone crazy
Jacob Reed yes
You think this just happened? xD
*Great songs, Michael. Love your toys and bald spots!*
I especially like his balls
spot*
/r/nocontext
Someone please make a track of Michael singing at 5:40
"Here's a nice shot of my baldspot" had me yelling at 2 am. Thank you Michael, I love you
ALL THIS WORK WILL BE TOTALLY WORK IT, 'CAUSE WHEN I'M DONE I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND A DIAMETER BY WRAPPING THIS 'ROUND A CIRCUMFERENCE!!!!!
NOW ITS TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAYEEYAYEEYAPE! YEAH YEAH YEAH, ITS GEOMETRIC FUN! REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVEINYOURSELF!
Couldn't find the lyrics anywhere, thanks!
NOW IT'S TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAAAAAAEEEEAAAAEEEEAAAAPE, YEAH YEAH YEAH
IT'S GEOMETRIC FUN, REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!!!!!
Poulomi Ganguly 5:30
The Ultimate Time Lord It was a joke.. that I couldn't find the lyrics of his song online and not.. in the video
😂
I think Vsauce has caught on to his audience's suspicions of him being genuinely insane and now he's just taking it to ridiculous levels to mess with us
2:44 Don't pretend it's just "luck", we all know you are a cyborg with precise measuring electronics.
I trully though you were going to calculate, as grand finalle, Earth Equatorial Length by using that globe over there with that π-tape. Deception is what I feel right now. I'm gonna cry somewhere.
Lol oh man he's finally lost his mind
That happend quite some time ago already, my friend
9:56 Michael, what are you tying that tape around your neck?
10:00 MICHAEL?!
10:01 DON'T "BYE" ME!
Lol
*DDLC theme plays*
Funny meme
I'm going to make a YTP based on this, thanks
dude I just had an idea for a video but am too late
I love how he delivers the idea so simply no matter how complicated it is (although this is not complicated but still...)
Lyrics for 5:29 and 6:30. You’re welcome.
-5:29-
ALL THIS WORK
WILL BE tOTaLlY WORTH IT
CAUSE WHEN IM DONE
ILL BE ABLE TO FIND
THE DIAMETER
BY WRAPPING THIS ROUND A
CIRCUMFERENCEEEEEEEEUHH
-6:30-
NOW ITS TIME
TO PUT NUMBERS ON
THE TAYAYAYAYPE
YEAYEAYEAHH
ITS GEOMETRIC FUNNN
REMEMBER TO ALWAYS
BELIEVEINYOURSELFFFUH
:)
Thankie :3
*Michael's TOYS*
He likes to play with his toys( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Who is "Micheal"? Does he live in Isreal?
Shyam Bahmani welcome to dong Michael's new channel originally it was Vsauce one but It is currently taking over by Red
Shyam Bahmani ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Heh.
haha he always makes sure to put meme potential in his videos that's amazing
Trueee
Exactly, I can see that ball kissing in a future meme
"I'm sorry for inaccuracy"
A real genius
I can’t even begin to express how much I love this channel...
0:08 i can see the memes coming
Dolan dark is probably already ahead of you
I want Vsauce kissing Melon's forehead
Oof
*when you just love balls*
5:30 6:26 9:43
Definitely
You could say he is a ... π-oneer...
...
I'll show myself out... >_>
i suggest you watch the future humoristic movie about maths , it's called
American π ...
X- DaveOnPC meh, I gave it a rating of 3.14 out of 5
i've seen some bad puns but this one really takes the Pi
Never change TH-cam comments... Please...
Ohhh god that was really good...
9:32 *ends with a talk about frendship and putting a paper noose around his neck*
Love your singing voice, Michael! In fact, I think I am on the verge of tears!
Your music is sick. When is album coming?
Jake roper makes a playlist, that’s as good as ya gonna get
OH THAT music, yeah I want an album
sick != sickening
:D
February 30th ;)
December 37, 2074
Compared to your vsauce videos it actually feels like you're being yourself in this videos, and I like that.
Chaotic Storm people can be both
Professional and spare time, you can enjoy both
why is nobody talking about this dude making out with a ball
Because they already talked about it
Or did they
****************
the beginning and the end..... it all comes around... *full circle*
I don't understand how Michael nails this aesthetic so perfectly
Sam Ritchie Yeah he’s a complete mastermind.
He should make a video on that
Firelord Ava nice play
He better learn how to moonwalk first.
Sam Ritchie Or does he?
3:27 nice imperial burn
Peter Hofmann "no one wants to use those"
He's talking about the fact that only a relatively small minority of the countries in the world use the imperial measurement system.
Peter Hofmann The word burn as I've seen it used on the internet can also refer to lightly insulting or ridiculing something in addition to standard use you mentioned.
As someone who often has to calculate the diameter of trophies so that I can tell my cnc machinery how far to turn them when engraving them, this video just saved me probably hundreds of hours of boring maths and made my job way easier.
I love the ending! How Michael is changing from talking about the tape to the meaning of life!
hes making it too easy for the memelords
Rally!
Bangs And Pops Fiesta R5 :)
its a wrc actually :D
It’s what he wants. He’s a smart man.
+1 like for the montage song
666 likes
make that +1 more :D
I hope I can buy it on iTunes...
I was the 1,300th like of that comment and i refuse to believe that anything except the montage song brought me that luck
I liked on the second montage lol
5:10 funniest thing I’ve seen all day xD
"Today we are going to have a ball... on Michael's toys"
God bless this man.
* He kisses the ball right after *
God punish this man!!!!!
I wish I was that ball at the beginning...
Cynosure i
noice
lol what?
lol
I wish Michael would kiss my balls too
When are we getting an album of Michael's greatest hits?
Right here th-cam.com/video/UIjyVmBRn3s/w-d-xo.html masterpiece
It would be too big
Every video is a greatest hit. His youtube channel is the album you're looking for.
0:05 Michael’s greatest kiss
pi inches
pinches
just me? ok
9:44 *hehE,* _chill out,_ I've got my ~⭐pie tape⭐~
He hung himself after the video with that very pi tape
AA Jwop
the upside is, that the person discovering his body instantly knows the diameter of his neck!
DarthPlaguais1 I highly doubt his neck is an exact circle.
no the diameter of his neck plus the tape.
Im still crying
don't tell Logan Paul
i feel bad for everyone who doesn't know about this channel and gets to watch michael be the biggest sweetheart ever bless ur soul michael
thumbs up for repping my boy lance
Top ten anime montages 5:30-5:44 6:30-6:43
Michael or generally someone from VSauce singing is the best thing that has ever happened in existence
at 09:52 as Micheal started to tie the tape around his neck I started getting really worried it was about to take a grim turn. Micheal please never scare me like that again lol
i though the same thing man!
I thought he was going to measure the diameter of his neck..
i here i thought he was just making a pie tape tie
@@jakethebeest2376 I thought he was making a scarf.
_L_
Michael: "lemme grab a pen"
*bites off cap*
*spits cap*
*cap goes in cup*
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
The humming he makes when he makes out with the ball is unnatural
Awesome music! Specially the solos oof I was rocking out
3:29 agreeably savage
can we use it measure the diameter of Michel's bald head?
No, only the average diameter. Heads are not generally circular.
Who the heck is michelle and why is she bald?
@@tomatagamers7110 Did you just call Vsauce Michelle?
The circumference of his brain rivals the gods
used the scale in one of the shots baldspot area = 88cm2 and diameter =28cm
That's actually a nice way to get more accuracy to the diameter since you have much wider space for decimals to read from.
Thanks for teaching me the meaning of life: to know the diameter measuring the circumference
0:09 Dolan Dark be like "god i wish that was me"
Suyog Dahal honestly, doesn't everybody think that?
Suyog Dahal i
3:07 *Oh! look at that we're just over 6 inches*
Hahahah
SO MANY COMMENT LIKE THIS IM DYING LMAOOOO michael is the ultimate meme
Dong
Ben Moon Michael's toys
👌
Micheal just kissed his ball on Dong.
*He then showed his signature logo, 'Micheals' Toys'*
Thinking out loud while trying to estimate multiples of pi on an imperial measuring tape is the most normal thing I've seen in a while