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IMAGINES
• IMAGINES
#codyko #imagines
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Ok but how did he not read the iconic
imagine:
Niall Horan crawling inside your ear. You tell him to stop, but he’s in there.
Lindsay nAiL gEt OuT oF tHeRe
I just let out the loudest cackle
ICONIC.
Yesss🤣
I WAS WAITING FOR IT
Imagine: You’re in bed with Noel, and he whispers in your ear “so what’s the deal with diarrhea”
J Douthit and he passionately says ahaha
I’m losing it
This is genius
GOLDEN COMMENT
I just nutted 🤤
Imagine: you are 21 and you frictionessly make an app. The lady interviewing you has a business man kink. “Yes I do have a company” you say. She begins bleeding out of her eyes passionately.
😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t picture this ever happening
I’m crying 🤣
You so cute
when i tell you i laughed for 2 hours straight-
Imagine: there's a man drowning, the waters are pulling him down, you a lifeguard, are able to save him. You grab his hand and pull him out of the water. "thank you" he gasps. That's when you see it, the ring on his finger. "I'm not being a homewrecker today" you say, pushing him back into the icy water
420th like heheh
abby7560 abby7560 brooooo you did not 😭
F
he kissed his wife before marriage thats what he deserves 🙄
PLS
imagine : you finally stand up to the guy calling you sugar gay
*I W I L L B E A T Y O U R F U C K*
rosiee m HAH
Imagine: beating some ones fuck because they called you sugar gay
*I WILL FUCK UP YOUR FUCK*
*the small boy*
imagine: cody leans in close. you try to flirt by looking at his lips. he smiles. there’s something in his teeth
This is so perfect 😂
it was soooo gross ! Bothered me the whole time lol
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to notice
Pretty sure he saw that when he edited the video and decided to keep it for annoyance and trollery
Marion Sanchez same
Imagine: You are a little backend tech developer, and you make a f r i c t i o n l e s s app that goes viral.
imagine: your husband realizes he’s *sugar gay* and so you leave him for DAHR MANN
DHAR MANN AAAAAAAAH
DHAR MAN- OHHHHHHHHH
Him mentioning Kurtis felt so weird, it was like a multiverse cross-over
#1 ratbag wdym Kurtis is great
Crank that Shrek ^^
#1 ratbag
Where did he say it
Time stamp?
Imagine:
Noel leans in close to you, he puts his lips next to your ear and says “do you want to hear my ethnicity test results?”
im eDGinG
NUT
*whispering* "im speaking Spanish to the valet"
Ana Caeiro *still whispering* no flex
@@kateck6394 yesss ahahah thank u
IMAGINE: you get home after a long day of school. You find Harry standing in the doorway for you. Before you can even say *"hAi, hOw aRe YoU"*, he grabs you by the nostril and stuffs you in the garbage can. You're upset, but you love a bad boy.
Happy Yom Kippur.
happy channukah
th-cam.com/video/ZbZSe6N_BXs/w-d-xo.html
NOSTRIL
I CAN JUST THINK OF THAT TIME HARRY WENT IN A FAN'S ROOM AND FED HER FISH
Imagine: You are the seed in Cody's teeth.
😂😂😂
Lmao
I saw it
LOL.. i literallyyyy came to the comment section to see if anyone mentioned it...
Imagine: Cody and Noel consistently came out with love island episodes
don’t make me rewatch them again u son of a bitch
Lmfaooooo yes
Imagine:
Cody pulls a LITERAL u-turn for you
Lisa P pfff lmao
HAHAJDJHSHJSL
Imagine he's not a Mr. Struggle
literally like a MASSIVE u-turn
a LITTERAL *MASSIVE* u turn
I love when him and Kurtis Conner shout each other out. Two critical kings hyping each other up? We live for it.
Imagine : skippy brings you to his mom's basement.
his friend emerges and attempts to serenade you with his lovely guitar solo. you are slightly mortified, but stay with skippy, wondering about how much effort this must have taken. the date is awkward, but not entirely irredeemable. however, at the end, skippy begs for a kiss that you’d rather not give him. wwyd?
My dog’s name is Skippy, so this was quite entertaining to imagine
@@beargrills6572 who knew skippy was into petplay, damn
Imagine: you're on a romantic date with your boyfriend thinking he's gonna propose but he came out as................ *sugar* *gay*
Nadiyah B. I first read this as sugar ray and it made me laugh
Nadiyah B. Is everybody who makes these comments 12?
Nadiyah B. Nothing against being 12, much respect!
If he was my boyfriend I should hope he was
Tessa Divine Sugar gay is a reference to another video they did reacting to the lead singer of Sugar Ray getting called sugar gay
Imagine: noel telling you his ethnicity
chuck e cheese for my birthday i can only get so hard
He’s half Pakistani half white
@@PinkpiscesASMR source?
He’s white with Asian eyes!
Ayyy shoutout my jknews friend
Imagine:
Harry Styles stares down on you with, breathing through his teeth in pure, unbridled rage
"please" you whimper, struggling underneath his weight "don't do this"
He presses the knife against your chest as it pierces through you're' skin
"don't bother trying to get out of this, stevven," he says, "you already had a chance to redeem yourslef and you blew it!" His voice bellows through the house. The knife pierces through your heart. You feel your last moments approaching you
"I thought you loved me" you try to say, but the has entered you lungs and is filling up your throat. all that comes out is the gurgling of blood.
Harry looks down upon you with psychopathic glee "silence, never return to this world" he says as your vision fogs and you pass on into darkness.
Happy passover
shabbat shalom
Happy Hanukkah
merry Christmas
Happy birthday
happy valentine’s day
Imagine: You’re walking down the street when you feel someone tap your shoulder. You turn around to face a 21-year-old Cody.
“Yes?” you asked.
“It’s frictionless.” Cody says before disappearing into thin air.
Averyyy P this comment made me exhale a little harder than usual
wretsrhd strdhfn Lmaoo
Imagine: Dr. Phil softly whispers in your ear *”to the ranch”*
I- no words
@Tesseract ... I genuinely despise you 💀
Please tell me what inspired your brain to come up with this😂
I pissed myself at this omg
Is this a pewds reference I stumbled across? Amazing
Imagine: your mother sold you because she doesn’t love you , you start crying from your ocean blue orbs and your put your flowing blonde hair into a messy bun. You get your Hollister bag and put your stuff into the bag
Then Harry styles busts into your room “ ello luv your going on tour with us luv “
Your Info10 WHAHAHAHAHHA
All wattpad imagines ever
as a woman with brown, very curly hair and souless brown orbs: i feel like ive been there 😳
blue ass orbs*
As a black girl with brown eyes and afro hair i felt this
Imagine: shawn mendes is three months late on child support. Your mother, who is an aspiring lawyer, helps you take shawn to court. You and the judge are appalled!! Shawn doesn’t even show up (just like for Shawn jr’s birth). You call shawn in front of the whole court room in tears, the judge listens intently. You put him on speaker phone just as he says he never CARED about you, or shawn jr!
To be continued 😣💔😹😳
Go on...👀
🙀😿😻
We’re WAITING ASHLYN😡😡🤬🖐🖐🤚🛑🛑
ParT tWo PLeaSe
ashlyn istg dont leave us hanging like that
Imagine: You're about to pay a Lambo cash... but you never learn how to in school so you just pay credit.
Imagine: Your teacher cares about your California dream.
imagine: you met this guy and fell in love with him, then realized he was *mr struggle*
Ummm, that's impossible? I wouldnt fall in love with a Mr.Struggle
This made me laugh too hard
KSKSJ
nobody will know why i have 7 likes
EWWWW
the fact that most of cody's explor page ended up being tom holland imagines despite him not including any in the video makes me think that he genuinely enjoyed the tom holland imagines
The last one was tom holland
He was the one who wrote it tho
Imagine: you’re juuling in the car with none other than Matty Smokes.
Sean Dyche its Matty FUCKING Smokes cmon man
khalid alsalman sorry. I’m embarrassed about forgetting.
U digg?
That actually be pretty funny
Imagine: you go to the store looking for your dad who went to get milk six years ago but meet Harry Styles and he says “Luke, I am your father.” And you say, “Dad?” But he runs away yelling chicken noises and the gets run over by an excavator. Then you wake up. It was a dream. But you’re in the belly of a dragon and now you see your sixth cousin dressed as if he were in medivial times
Imagine: you stop doing crack
WHAT WAS THA-
He'd probably say Ishmael and not Luke
Imagine: Noel finally tells us his race
FACTS
He's half filipino no ?
@@raquelvargas487 I'm 60% sure he said he was half Middle-Eastern and half white
i know he's atleast some part asian, on the count of him having a skinny penis
Everyone: Are you wh|te or b|ack?
Noel: Yes!
Imagine : you met your soulmate at whole foods while buying celery
faair enoughh...
And you were there buying rosé
**cole labrant has entered the chat**
Felicia Pattinson Imagine: being called Obsidian Infinitree and being fed chocolate by your soulmate whom you found bathing with eight other women in a river in the forest
fair enuf
11:30-11:35 this is so subtle and golden, is it just going to go unnoticed like that
Imagine: You're taking a run in the park. All the sudden a voice shouts, "Watch out!" You turn to see a frisbee flying toward you. It hits you, and breaks your neck. The last thing you see before you die is Harry Styles standing above you. "I told you to watch out."
I’m sorry this is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
imagine: you’re at whole foods, you’re buying celery, he’s buying rosé
Shout out Whole Foods!
Omg yes 😂✊✊
Omg OG comment
THIS
Imagine yourself farting on my lips.
Imagine:
You see your crush’s car and you *literally* do a massive U-turn and spy on him through the window in a God honoring way 👁👄👁
Literally
This is an underrated comment
iM ObSeSsed
👁 👁
👃
👄
Imagine: you’re a mister struggle that can’t get the dirty off his mind.
13:22 "Angrily with anger"--when you're trying to meet the word count on a writing assignment
-imagine:
You see a guy across the street and do a *LITERAL* u-turn
Imagine: You, a Christian girl, marry your husband, a closeted gay man who went to conversion therapy, but don't kiss until marriage
Happy fathers day
I'm pretty sure i read something similar to this on wattpad before...😂
ouch, his feelings
Literal u turn out of that situation
So, Bethany from Girl Defined? XD
• Mara • I was just thinking that I-
*me panicking, hoping my 6th grade Wattpad fan fics don’t show up on here*
this hit a little too close to home
damn that HIT
alright now no need to call me out like that
Fr!!!!
Holy hell same dude
Imagine: you’re mr struggle
"oh my god, imagine if you bumped into harry styles at he post office and he said
*_HI, HOW ARE YOU"_*
that took me out
Imagine: Your teacher refuses to acknowledge your California dream
Whoa that sounds cruel
:(
Imagine: your teacher doesn't teach you how to flow
Eureka Mreum whoa that’s a little too harsh
but what about my lambo cash 🥺
Imagine: Kissing Cody but its really Mattysmokes and you just hit 50 nic
fender katana underrated comment
IM WHEEZINGG 💀💀💀💀
LMAO
Blowing fatty ghosts🤷♀️
Love this haha
Someone needs to make an AI that just generates random Imagines like this.
PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS OMG
Imagine, Barney tells you that he loves you, as he slowly caresses your bald, bald head.
Imagine: you wake up next to Dre Drexler. He smiles and says "rise and grind"
mgoode 😂😂
Hana A 🤣
And imagine it being 3:00 in the morning 😂😂😂😂
@@KATBASH5 ummm...
literally the perfect morning, rise and grind.
imagine: you’re the piece of food in cody’s tooth.
That drove me crazy lmao
arazely fay LMFAOOOOOOOOOO PLEADEEEJSKJDOSKSOJSKS I CANT BREATHE MY LUNGSHSHSHDHHH
@@Tbengz :I
I HADTO LOOK AWAY WHILE HE WAS TALJING JGFJGFHGFHGMFKGFSFGJDHJC
arazely fay HAHAHAH
Our man Harry took the bullet for us all as he is the og imagine material
imagine: you and harry styles are on your first date at chuck e cheese. all of a sudden, you start choking on your sandwich. he looks you with his bright emerald green eyes and says "don't worry love" and knocks you unconscious with your sandwich. then he asks for the check.
happy fathers day!
iMagiNe: Niall crawls inside your ear. You don’t want him there but he’s in there
MilkyWay2001 the most iconic one.
imagine: harry shoves earwax up your ass while you're pissing. you nearly die, but that's okay. you got that good earwax.
NO it’s funnier if you say it the right way.
“Imagine: Niall Horan crawling inside your ear. You tell him to stop but he is in there”
MilkyWay2001 a classic
Imagine harry styles loving your collarbones so much, that he pulls a knife and cut them off
no one:
that one hair on cody’s head: 🥐
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
It was dancing 😂😂
Hahhahaha
I’m rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Crispy
Imagine: you go to whole foods for celery. Ed Sheeran is there buying Rose. He stares at you like that.
Imagine: you’re swimming in blue ass water
"So whats the deal with diarrhea?" - Noel 2019
u must be proud of yourself. that comment is super creative and the template is not overused at all
ebrahim khalil what is the deal with it, honestly
I dunno man, what is the deal?
Like, what's the deal with airli-diarrhea?
Imagine: being a puny little back-end tech developer.
Underrated comment LOOOL
FakeAndTrolled just a little one
Imagine: not getting this joke
I’m so sleep deprived and when Cody said “nut crusted” I died
Imagine: Tom Holland ties you in a chair and brings in your family. He then pulls out a Thompson and tears through your family with no mercy, Tom Holland turns around and socks you in the face ✨ passionately ✨. "Ey, nothin' poysonell kid" He says as he lights you and your family on fire, leaving you to burn into a crisp.
Happy Mother's Day :)
Amazing!
imagine: you’re dating mr. struggle
DISGUSTANG
Imagine: You ARE Mr. Struggle
lexieee😭
True fan
*Leave him like his mother did*
Imagine: Noel posts the uncensored joke from that one video.
Alexander Lyda I wishhh
Alexander Lyda omfg Area 51 just called
They’re looking for you
Alexander Lyda god I'm still thinking about that
He told the joke in a bonus TMG episode. Basically the joke is the camera man is their dad going down on them while filming their face. Now you know why Cody had to censored the joke lol.
@@Cpuour1 what video as that i forget
The original imagines at the end moved me to tears. Felt like I was really there. Beautiful :') you have god given talent Cody
Imagine: Dhar Mann leaves twelve girls on read to talk to you
imagine: niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there
jazmin i was gonna say that
this gave me war flashbacks, I can SEE the picture
iconic
jazmin LOLLL
jazmin // fellow KurtisTown citizen **tips hat**
Imagine: Not being Mr. Struggle
But are you a little struggler?
Yup 0_o
Wow. I just watched all of Kurtis' Imagines and I was craving for some more. thanks for this
Imagine: You wake up and throw your hair into a messy bun. You put on a crop top and sweatpants before going downstairs. Suddenly, you hear a knock at your door. It's Harry Styles. Your mother sold you to One Direction.
The “aneger” part and him skipping it killed me
"his jaw clenches in an- oh I'm not gonna say that one" bro I for sure would have accidentally said it and not realized💀💀
Thank goodness! I thought nobody noticed this amazing, brilliant moment. I am legit crying with laughter, had to pause the video lawd hahahahaha
i had to take a break before i listened for the next one after hearing that
He almost pulled a Pewdiepie
bro that SENT me
Imagine: Your wife kisses you before marriage
**triggered**
Larz The Raccoon 😳😳😳
We don't marry whores here
GROSS
SINFUL
Excited to see y’all in Portland
0:43 never fails to get a chuckle from me
*imagine : *
you bump into harry styles at the post office and he says _"hI, hoW Ah YOÓúóÜ ? "_
you have the best profile pic and no one can change my mind
@@lauramller1851 🥺
🤣
YOUR PFP🥺💕
@@meenaliyer8724 🥺👉👈
Imagine:
You are at whole foods buying celery and you see him buying Rosé 😍
He comes up to you and slips his giant throbbing shaft into your hole immediately.
Suddenly, you feel your coronary aneurysm pop. You are dying. The last thing you ever hear is him saying "Nooooo don't die just yet you're too sexy aha"
Happy Father's Day
I cant-
Feels Man 😂😂😂😂
mvp
wait
Fuel was the most emotional, passionate, loving piece of writing I have ever read.
I’m obsessed with ur guys content I appreciate u guys
Jealous Harry Styles Images
Harry: Where have you been y/n
Y/N: Out
Harry: *Harry then slams you against the wall, knocking you out*
Harry: Now youre really out
😍🥰
Please a part 2! 😍😍
i was just about to comment this 😭
No way! This happened to my friend Bartholomew a few months ago
UwU 💘🥰
Imagine : Noel and Cody had finished season one of love island
Underrated comment xD
You can feel these fuckers being all "but we can't just become known for something like the Love Island game." YES YOU CAN BOYS. Gift horses, mouths etc.
Translation: more Love Island ffs, let's not get beyond ourselves here
this is still my comfort video to this day
Imagine: watching the ad for TMG tour that were shut down from covid a year into covid
imagine: you tell cody he has a piece of food stuck in his teeth and he slams u against the wall and spits on you...
Priscilla Rodriquez 🤮🤣
I-I am turned on ..just a little bit
Lmfaooo☠️☠️☠️☠️
just kidding... unless...
I saw something in his teeth😂
‘Imagine’ doesn’t even feel like a real word anymore.
baeeee I love your pfp
Feels imaginary
ur profile pic is so cute 🥺
Armyyyyyy❤️❤️❤️❤️
My thoughts exactly after the first minute
Imagine
You actually have the self-esteem to turn on your camera in school
I do. It's not really about self esteem it's just respectful to the teacher
IMAGINE: a 21 yo man grabs y/n's neck from behind and whispers into y/n's ear "would you cap that?" he pauses "frictionlessly?" and y/n turns around to see the ceo of crisp
"imagine: niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there."
iconic
That’s the content I needed
Unforgettable this one 😂😂
i remember seeing this one for the first time like 6 years ago and i have never forgotten
@@hiphiphoogray what
Only the real ones know that the best imagines are on Wattpad
Periodt
is that calum and michael-
@@frankzforever yess, haven't changed it in years if you couldn't tell
aura soul we stan 5sos
YES FINALLY SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGED IT
Imagine: Your name keeps appearing in these and you're uncomfortable.
Imagine: DHAR MANN!!! as your door man then ends up owning your building and boning both your parents while teaching a life lesson
imagine: literally pulling a U-turn
A *literal* u-turn
Nah man you’d have to be a mr (or miss) struggle to do that
AHHHH
Imagine me having the most intense orgasm of my life as I give birth to my one and only son.
Best comment ever😂
Imagine: Noel walks into your ear and wants to leave but he can’t because he’s in your ear.
i choked on my rice wtf is thishaahahha
that Niall imagine "u tell him to get out of your ear but he is in there" - when kurtis read that out i laughed for like 10 fucking minutes
I WAS WATCHING THAT DURING HEALTH AND I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP IT IN
Oh my god, this was the first of cody's videos I ever watched and when I went to read to comments I got so confused because I didn't get the jokes. I just sat there like: "wtf is a mr. struggle?"
Coming back now, you guys are hilarious though
9:09 drew and Danny would like that
Cody: my timeline is filled with Tom Holland imagines
Also Cody: Doesn’t show a single Tom Holland Imagine
Never said he looked up Tom Holland Imagines
That was just for himself
geez he needs some privacy Michelle, fucking dump head
That last one tho
he said tom Holland stan accounts
Imagine: a collab between Cody, Noel, Danny, Kurtis and Drew
It better happen someday man
and Tom harlock please
I'm gonna nut
@@mimi-zg5hk yesss omg
El Presidente lol Tom would just be a sarcastic fucking judging all of them 😂
Imagine: this isn't what all fanfic writers write.
You and Noel are seriously the best
“Cody and the Dump Heads” radiates loaded diaper energy
loded diper gang
loded diper stan forever
Sugar gay energy
*löded diper
💩🧻🚽🗑hell yeah💨
imagine: u run into matty smokes and he hits 50 nic and dies
Faith Fontana I’m genuinely going to cry I love this
Lmfao
Hahahahahahaghahaga
Made me laugh, thanks man
Faith Fontana BRO 50 NIC!!?!?!??
Imagine: your at Whole Foods buying celery and you meet your soulmate, when John quiñones comes out and calls you mr.struggle
Why does cody look like he's constantly on the verge of tears in this video
Imagine: not seeing a stray piece of chodys hair defy gravity
Omg oobi I was ur biggest fan as a kid 🥵🤤😍
Chodys hahaha 😆
imagine: you're dating Cody and he's being a total mister struggle
I would nEvEr
Sugar gay
omg ew
@@Malphas38th literally *never*
i choked-
Bro your interpretations and imitations for these imagines are hilarious and so committed
THIS IS MY FAVORITE CODY KO VIDEO