Summoning Satan for Your Relaxation | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2024
- I try (successfully, apparently) to summon Satan so that the Prince of Hell himself can help you relax, get your satanic tingles on, and possibly sleep.
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR? Why, I'm glad you asked!
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell (no pun intended) out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Best wishes,
E.R.
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This man is the definition of Chaotic Neutral in the ASMR community
Or deadass true neutral
Maybe universal since he can do random shit but in such good ways
He’s a dumb communist 😵😵
DND. also neutral evil
HAHA THE TRUTH. I love it
666k subscribers.
66 minutes.
6 seconds.
I see what you did there, Uncle E.
Vasco Gonçalves that’s 166
666k subs
And now your likes is 66
@@vWolfHD Partypooper
vWolfHD TTV yea but its 66 minutes and 6 seconds
I saw this video in my feed, opened it and headed straight to the comment section.
I was not disappointed.
Same
Oof same
Same
SPY
I was the 420th like and it made my day
Me: *Summons Satan*
Still Me: Wow that actually wor-
Satan: *DeTeCtIvE!*
Go to Jim5, he’s got you covered
I'm HOLLERING
LUCIFER I-
I love you for that
Satan isn't Lucifer
1929 : in the future will have flying cars
2019 : Summoning Satan asmr
Dead meme nerd
Senor Lopez shut the fuck up virgin
You made my day
This is exactly what i needed in the future
What's wrong? ASMR is better than flying cars)))
ER: “I’m not a die hard occultist”
*Stares in R’Lyehian*
*[Stare intensifies]*
(Scared)
@@johannaskontoes1299 I'm just replying to say ur cute 🙄🤷
Ironically Rift has a bit of a Jesus look going
jon hayes Maybe he is the actual Anti Christ irl I mean it would make sense (not like evil or whatever like you might assume)
Fuck it too ya
@Zaroa ASMR Don't do that LMAO
It's the holes in the hands isn't it?
John wick father sumening satan
Other ASMRtist: "Kind Witch giving u good vibe🥰💕✨😤🌈🌈"
ER: "i take my job very seriously, SATAN COME HERE💀"
Emphasis on the rainbows and doctor role plays
Don't let this video distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents.
You are doing God's work, my friend.
S I X T Y - T W O C E N T S
Just when I thought my mind could ease and forget
Kekker Facts
Original
*reaches 666k subs*
Rift: oh boi time to weed out all the softies 🍎🐍
I thought the same thing.
400th like! 😉
even tho im non denom the only thig i care about is him not using real daemonic symbols and putting his life in danger
WE’RE ON A WEENIE HUNT AND DONT THINK WE DONT KNOW HOW TO /WEED/ EM OUT
haha weed
"There's only one thing that I want... And I'm sure, you know what that is."
*_DRAMATIC ZOOOOOOOM_*
_your soul._
*_DRAMATIC UNZOOOOOM_*
wow, ok, i was not expecting that to actually happen
Satan at 3 AM: hey u up? send soulz ;)
I cracked up when he entered the room with his “Hail Satan” T-Shirt on!! 😂
Lol
As a Satanist myself so did I wtf is with the shirt😂😂😂Satan knows is own and would never show
Literally same lmao
Me: haven’t watched E.R. in a while
E.R.: Summoning Satan
Me: alright then
I can relate
100% relatable
E.R has been summonning all the monsters in the world for a while now, so summoning Satan should be easy, no biggie.
I can also relate a while ago, I haven’t watched in forever. Looks at his videos
How to care for a pet boot
Starting a cult
The cone of the elder gods
Yep that sounds about right.
This is me.
Summoning satan...
*jazz music stops*
...For your relaxation.
*jazz music continues*
Dat_Boi_Bossness
Summoning Satan...
*BFG Division starts playin*
... for your relaxation.
*Doomguy apologises and gives you a hug*
LMFAO
MC Sorry
I leik but meh I would rather get hugged by Satan and Doomguy 🙂
*jazz ends*
*free jazz begins*
*changes outfit*
*somehow quality of Microphone gets better*
Dont question the almighty one
And the hair
That's the power of -PineSol- Satan, baby.
the DRIP
"Satan doesn't like math. I hate math."
you and me both buddy
the german government either
Next video: summoning Keanu Reeves for ASMR relaxation
Up
That would be breathtaking
@@amrealhuman4718 already watched the latest vid from Phoenician Sailor?
J. K. Pewdiepie you mean
No summoning the boogie man lol
God: Hey there buddy what you watching?
Me:Uhhhh.
Same, and I'm digging your pfp
@@snowflurries9629 same here
lmao u funny
@@TrulyValued Grant buddy are you ok?
@@TrulyValued alright jesus is on the way
Me: *Open video, suddently fall asleep*
>SUMMONING RITUAL PLAYED
>UNINTENTIONALLY SUMMON REAL SATAN
>EVERYONE IN HOUSE POSSESSED
Thanks ER, very cool
It's uh, it's spelled suddenly.
Grammar Nazi Hagel correct grammar
Grammar Nazi yep he made a spelling mistake not a grammar mistake, as Dylan already said.
Hey I play Minecraft and this is epic Also my dog is speaking Chinese and has no eyes while my mom and dad floating in the living room and I just got diamonds just now while you reading this :D yey
Grammar Nazi stop correcting my grammar god damnit.
Timestamps!
P.S.
I know this video was like years ago but let's go! Let me know if I missed anything.
Status: Complete
0:01 - Uncle E's Message
2:16 - Pulling The Flag Down
3:27 - Flag Sounds
4:36 - The Symbol
6:50 - Uncle E's Booklets
10:48 - The Satanic Bible
11:11 - The Satanic Bible Tapping (With Fingernails)
11:57 - Summoning The Man Himself
15:35 - Hey, He's Acting Weird...
15:41 - Oh, Satan's here.
19:23 - I See Microphones! (Scratching Mics For A Little Bit)
19:34 - Alright, Just Give Me One Sec Bud. (Changing Appearance)
19:44 - Satan's Preferences Fulfilled
19:50 - Fixing Self Up A Bit (Clothing Sounds)
20:11 - So, I Am Here To Help You Sleep?
21:13 - Reaching For Something In My Jacket
21:19 - A Contract (Tapping Without Fingernails + Talking)
22:24 - One Thing First, Buddy.
22:46 - The Contract's Contents
23:03 - Reading The Contract
23:46 - Explaining The Contract
24:40 - Hold It For Me Please. (Pen Opening Sounds)
24:57 - Signing Up For Tingles, Relaxation and Sleep
25:30 - Excellent.
26:36 - Satanic Finger Flutters (Hand Sounds)
27:32 - Calming Hand- Oh Wait!
29:11 - Actual Calming Hand Movements
32:10 - Sleeve Sounds
33:41 - Necktie Sounds
37:30 - Satan's Statue
37:54 - Satan's Statue Tapping + Scratching (With Fingernails)
43:21 - Gold Goblet
43:47 - Gold Goblet Tapping (With Fingernails)
46:06 - A Drink?
47:14 - Pouring a Drink For You, Bud. (Pouring Sounds)
48:59 - A Red Lighter
49:04 - Lighter Tapping (With Fingernails)
50:40 - Lighter Fuel
50:46 - Lighter Fuel Tapping (With Fingernails)
52:23 - Red Lighter Lid Sounds
53:27 - Pouring Fuel
54:22 - Lighting It Up
57:07 - The Satanic Bible Tapping (With Fingernails)
1:00:08 - PS4 Controller Sounds
1:02:43 - Putting On Leather Gloves
1:03:09 - Leather Gloves Sounds
Can we get on with this please
Is that bambi
Very detailed
We need green screen memes of ER saying "now thats what i like to see" to random things
This is such an underrated comment
@@alishawellens514 agreed
Wait which part of the video is that again? I keep sleeping.
Realizing you have no dislikes
Me: Now that’s what I like to see
your so right
2017 Pineapple ASMR
2018 Capitalist and Communist ASMR
2019 Summoning Satan
Relaxing under the sea with spongebob ASMR
2020 summoning covid-19
@@ghostie9642 COVID-20
2020: shit we probably shouldnt've summoned satan
2020 pissing mother nature off
Please do a video of you as an older John Wick. Maybe reminiscing of his past as an assassin, explaining his craziest contracts, etc. Keep up the awesome videos!
Edit: Thank you so much for the likes! I'm still hopeful that the John Wick RP is coming! Another idea would be to explain the story of the pencil!
Osvaldo Ortiz i think ur onto something, homie
Wow great idea!!
Lol
ya
definitely he’s gotta do that
Ephemeral rift is the Bob Ross of asmr
If Bob Ross was trying to summon Satan anyway....
Yes
mmmm Bob Ross is the Bob Ross of asmr
MMMM, I wanna like but it's at 69
I remember the episode where Bob ross let Satan himself possess him to make beautiful paintings.
This is the kind of edgelord content I signed up for.
Heyyy dude love your. Vids
@@minty36 Thank you, I appreciate that!
@@VoiceofPersonaASMR Your Videos Are Very good Keep it up
Where did you sign what? Sign me up
You’re the guy with GoT Lore videos, I love those videos man, much love👍
"yeah just heading to a satanic cult."
"oh what for?"
"just to relax."
Уууу сука, забайтил.
If you say you're going to a satanic cult and your friend says "what for?" then you're not the weird part
@@Cadaverous0711 LMFAOO
Black mass is what its called
I feel like the literal torturer of evil really gets me personally Ya know? He just knows how to relax with those hellfire tingles. God I love nothing more than to curl up next to fucking hellfire and burning corpses on a rainy night with my good ol fam satan.
Satan: “Autonomous Satanic Meridian Response”
Me: **SPITS TEA**
Lmao
I think Satan’s suit is my fave trigger of all time.
^Something I never thought I’d say...
Ahahaha. Like it 👍
😂😂😂
Kyra S you’re hilarious
Well jokes on you I’m under 18 so that contract is not legally binding
big brain
biggest brain
me: hey I'm rly stressed
rift: ok I'll help you relax by summoning satan
me: okay- wait a minute
Why is your profile pic jotaro but his head is shaved?
Ikko Noriaki{Emerald Splash} {7'5} why is your profile boy emerald milf splash but more milfy
@@caleblee7760 Nani
*_hol up_*
@@doffy6631 I dont even watch jojo but I found this and I died so yknow
This dude has had more deities in him than a random woman in Ancient Greece.
Nice one m8
I love that joke
That was a good one lol
Ouch m8 I am greek
@@Blankonroids Wasn't really an insult to get ouch'd
Rift: Do you want to join my religion?
Me: what's your religion?
*shows video*
Me: I'm interested
Aleskeevich Carta it’s a cult I think
@Aleskeevich Carta it's a fucking joke dumbass
This is why if I ever become a big TH-camr I’m gonna disable comments on like 90% of my videos
Satanism as a whole just exists to make fun of Christians
@Aleskeevich Carta stfu pussy
For anyone interested in the symbology, the poster/drape thing is a variation of the Sigil of Baphomet (the goat head and pentagram). The Sigil usually uses the Hebrew letters for Leviathan, but I'm not sure what this one says. There are several variations. The one used by the Church of Satan has the goat head as the actual pentagram, but I'm partial to the version the Satanic Temple uses which is basically this one but the skull is entirely inside the circle.
The symbol on the goat is the Leviathan Cross, with an inverted cross inside that.
Spunk McKunkle yea I am really into the black magic and stuff like that and when he said king diamond I was like omg I know him lmao
The devil has many names 😔 why cant he have just one? :(
Play doom lol
SATAN
NERD
Thought that was the symbol for brimstone because Isaac
"I'm not a die hard occultist" Of course you're not. Because occultists can't die.
I am sure I have died couple of times
Andrew Meinswift you need to calm down there friend
@@GrizzlyDave85 yea sorry to say it but none of you, or anyone in this world, are immortal.
@@Brimmsune are you sure
@@Brimmsune I never said that lmao
Lmao when you came on screen my first thought was
"Oh shit, Jesus switched sides"
The teams have been auto-balanced.
*_ER has been autobalaced to the team 'Satanists'_*
@@darien9487 Fucking quote of the day.
Politely Enraged Gamer no yu didn’t
The teams have been scrambled. You are now on RED!
“I’m gonna need something from you”
Me: *pulls out international league of intellectuals membership card*
More like the THS card for this one I think lol
IrishCream61 Am I the only one who thinks that Uncle E. gives out the same energy as Keanu Reves
Batcredit card.
Never leave home without it
@@poilet3942 No. I think you're right. He also has that chill "Hey man. Let's just drink a beer and chat"-vibe about himself. I called it Surfer-vibe when he came on stage, but I don't know many surfers...
intelleuctualls *
"Summoning satan for your relaxation"
All of us: interesting...
Uncle E's wife: "Honey you just got a large package. What is it?_
Uncle E: "Just my stuff for the ritual of summoning the almighty dark lord satan. "
His wife: "Ok. Just do it in the garage."
I sometimes wonder what his wife thinks while he’s doing this. Must be an interesting marriage
@@nexradio143 lol
daubeny show yourself
What? Fight you? That’s not a trial, that’s an execution.
💀💀💀
Rift: *sees 666k subs*
Rift: welp. It’s that time again. Time to summon an ancient entity.
*Another ancient entity
The video is 66mins and 6seconds long
No ASMR channel comes close to as much personality as this one. Rift is the future of this genre
Robin Montgomery I wouldn’t say he’s the future of the genre. He’s been doing this for a long time. He’s always been like this, so I’d just say he is the best of the genre
@@kinnexion Yeah but I mean at some point other more bland ASMRtists are going to start running dry on fresh content, at which point they'll have to set their channel apart by giving it more personality, like ER does
@@mramerica6229 Morpheus is a generic eating channel tho
So agree, this channel is amazing. So interesting and rich but also such great asmr!!
Dr t is pretty good too when it comes to personality
The whole video is 66 minutes and 6 seconds long *evil laughter*
Honey where is our son?
Rift: I need him it’s important
I dont get it
After watching the video, i think i get it
@@thevera4368 restoration 100
satanism is not at all about sacrifising children for rituals and such :/
@@yawn5363 You trying to tell us something dude.😑😂
The Hail Satan shirt written in comic sans is really killing me. A perfect video
😂😂😂😂 how do u know the font omg
Sriracha TheGod a valid question
Sriracha TheGod comic sans is supposed to look like handwriting, and that’s handwriting
Delsin Rowe you can’t really assume that’s comic sans, if it’s handwritten then it can be any font, there’s too many to count, plus a font can just be created, your own handwriting is your own personal font.
More like courier new...
ER went from Agent 47 to Gandalf since I've first subscribed
Agent 47 i see what u did there lol
You are correct in every way, shape, and form.
Nobody:
God: Oh yea i feel sleepy, Archangel michael sent me this asmr video i wonder what it is.
The asmr video:
I listened to this and a red pentagram started forming on my floor
10/10 would listen again
That's usually for a payment. Whether gold or souls, place on the pentagram and It'll go away. (Actual prices may vary)
Margaret painted that for you.
Huh mine was on the ceiling
Pentagrams are actually not a symbol for demonic stuff,instead it was supposed to be a symbol of the magic of protection or whatever my friend said - she is doing witchcraft uwu
@@bitter_tearz what you are talking about is the pentacle the inverted one or the pentagramm is used commonly for the summoning of low vibrational beings-
Ephemeral rift is an atheist who looks like Jesus and trying to summon Satan.
Jesus was middle eastern.
Christoffer Eriksson the western interpretation then
He looks more like a nonearly20thcenturyrussianfarmerhalfzombie Rasputin
Reagan Monroe The unholy trinity
@@stofosaurus And non-existent
I can hear Doom Guy in the distance tapping on his shotgun...
I can hear him loading his shotgun
@@ramonheuvelmans8207 with tingly intent
Doomguy: _playing Animal Crossing_ Why do I feel like a demon’s still alive somewhere?
Rip And Tear !
rip and tingle
Man, Rift's family must be perpetually confused and concerned by the stuff they find when they visit him.
"Nothing for you to worry about anymore, Satan is here"
~Ephemeral Rift, 2019
If Bob Ross was a satanist
God is the ruler of heaven
Satan is the ruler of earth
@@lilia_m احسنت
Hell has: efficient central heating, the lustful, the gamblers, a metal af lake of freaking FIRE, the band Slayer, and now ASMR.
Tell me why good people go to heaven again?
ikr, what do u get to do in heaven? walk around with jesus? fuck that I wanna smash demon girls while surfing with my boy satan on the lake of fire!
You did hear the part with the torture, did you? :D
Zimtblut Some people are into that sort of thing.
@@dylanschmeichel2008 You could probably smash angel girls too but it'd likely be so difficult that you're probably making the better choice
@@Nathan55411 angel girls ? Wha-- come on you don't believe in that do you?
Me: Let's watch an ASMR video for relaxation.
Also Me: Oops, accidently summoned Satan.
My friend: so, watcha watch on TH-cam then?
Me: Ummm... **coughs loudly**
“Hey, I’m gonna watch some ASMR.”
Oh yeah, like tapping, whispering, stuff like that?
“Nope, Satanic rituals.”
@Ashley Love idk if it's a joke or an r/wooosh
@Ashley Love But first they have to be terrorized so the adrenaline is pumping in their blood. It gets you high as fuck when you drink it
“Jesus is summoning Satan” Should be the title
Funny but nah..not really
@@stonethemason12 Don't ruin the joke
@@Drug.Lullaby I dont even remember why I made this dick statement lol
Persona 3 be like
"Hey Satan, bro! You wanna hang out? XoXo - your buddy jesus"
Me being a good Christian: idk if I should watch this man
Me 5 minutes later: PREPARE THE SACRIFICE
This would be me literally cuz i would be bored with nothing to do
There is no such a thing as good christian. With those jokes, you don't even walk with christ.
This dude is deep into trouble, advertising satanism like this. I knew him from earlier, when i was atheist and just checked his channel, this being one of his recent videos... hes lost and misleading thousands of people, straight into the lake of fire. How could you possible joke about that? You don't know Christ if you make such jokes.
@@Bastardschwert Jesus, it's a joke ! Calm down, drink some water. Ephemeral is not advertising Satanism anyway and even if he was a Satanist, so what? It's just another belief, like yours.
Björn Weber who cares gods a myth anyway, so is satan. iss all a damn lie so people like you can start ridiculous ass arguments.
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku Jesus Christ is real, you are a conspirency theory tinfoil hat. and Jesus died for our sins and he is coming back to separate the sheep and goat. The satanists and regular people that didn't repent will burn and suffer in Lake of fire. Do your own research Darwin was a freemason and he was in a religion, most presidents were masons too. Masons run this world and their god is lucifer, this is a fact. As Bible says satan is the father of lies. Satan deceived many people and leading them to hell fire for eternity.
You just see Jesus rift in the corner like "I'm still here, im still here... so what is that bud?"
I wish the title was: Summoning Satan for your relaxsatan.
Lol perfection
TheUltimate PotatoLord nice
TheUltimate PotatoLord omg😂
Im going to PUNch you
@@cheeborb6898 *N* *O*
"I'm not a Satanist"
Rift-senpai while wearing a "Hail Satan" Tshirt, 2019
I mean when in Rome
Satanism isn't about believing in Satan, in fact it is clearly stated that Satanism is based on atheism and that there is no god or devil
@@yawn5363 then "satanism" is a dumb name for it
It may be an odd name for it, but that’s the way it is. From what I’ve gathered Satanism is a more confident and self reliant version of atheism. Satanism also has a lot to do with anti feminism which, for your information, is what feminism should be all about. Anti feminism is believing that everyone truly is worth the same and that men and women should have the same rights and responsibilities, which first world feminism today no longer is.
@@yawn5363 Levayan Satanism is the atheistic one. Levayan Satanism shouldn't even be called Satanism, more like Hardcore Atheism. The Satanic Temple are the ones who worship the Devil. It's truly confusing, but those are the two that everybody thinks of.
And that’s how the series “Lucifer” came to be!
Still waiting on season 5
@@ligmagiver1714 Same
This man's creativity is beyond my imagination
For 777k subscribers Uncle E should do a Jesus ASMR
He already has. But another one would be cool!
Nah. Slot machine role play. Imagine a silent full sized slot machine
He only did a devil video for 666k subs because 666 is considered the number of the devil or something. As far as I know 777k has no specific connotations
Kirk Gilmore 777 is actually the number for the holy trinity, the father, the son and the Holy Spirit
Or... Use the supposed luckiness of 7 and continue down the rabbit hole of evil and do a version of a leprechaun.
By which I mean the horror movie, not Lucky Charms.
"Since I'm summoning Satan frfr" 😂
When
3:10
How did I miss this haha
"I'm really trying to summon Satan" not "Since I'm summoning Satan". I hate when people specifically put things in quotes after JUST hearing and not even typing it right.
"Mommy where is daddy?"
"Oh he's pretending to be satan for a video."
○_○ "Wut"
But hes sitting in the living room how can he-
Mom: oh shit
Lol he isn't pretending to be Satan he is summoning him
Ah so he's pretending to be my grandfather on my mom's side
@@gensogirlcirno lol this is not summoning... hahaha this is more like one of the vids those weirdos get off on🤣
@@roybolder9480 you don’t have to be that guy cmon man
played this on speaker and now my furniture floating wtf
When you said “summoning the dark prince” I was thinking of ozzy 😂
I thought of kylo ren ha
yay lol another metal head in the comments
Unknown User I thought of some Skyrim shit
Lol 😂😂
@Keratikov Gaming
In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground's where I spent most of my days...I forgot the rest
17:13 Satan: (turns to look at his flag) NOW WE’RE TALKING.
Me: 😆
When a simple Joke turned into a real video
Robin Gilliver big dumb dumb
Robin Gilliver Mega Stupid
nino di prima I read your comment on the other vid and i was like “oh shit this guy predicted the future!” It turns out that this isn’t the first time rift makes a “satan” video as i had thought it was.
Robin Gilliver mega dumbo wumbo stratically stumbid
@@robinhyperlord9053 extravagant imbecile
I love the irony here. I know this is supposed to be relaxing asmr but I couldn't get past the point where Satan says
"Disgusting."
To the beard while Ephemeral looks like Jesus. Made my day.
Im so happy you are still around, a shining beacon of wholesomeness and decency in the ASMR-community
*I want you to summon the ancient Lightning McQueen in the next asmr video*
Kachow
Be gone! You killed your parents and you will not kill me! - Holds an cross and an upside-down cross -
@@bittersweetstateofmind3698 *oh no, man*
@@brandonbreyer3118 I found his weakness :o
@@brandonbreyer3118 - runs away -
66 minutes
6 seconds
6 days ago
*OH SH-*
@Vyl Emil hell ye boi
And 6 seconds
How do but have 66 min$!!
That's four 6s not 3
@Harrison Wells ok it's 6 months old
Who knew a bit of satan role play was THIS calming
No one :
Literally no one:
Rift: Today’s video will be summoning Satan
Christians: *Confused Screaming*
Why is he so popular? He's only 5 feet tall
God
Becuase he lead a (failed) revolution.
*CONFUSED RELAXATION *
@@Justme2278j not while laying down
@@Skypriv ahh yes i forgot, when he lays down he's 1/2 an inch tall
“I’m really trying to summon Satan. For real, for real.”
~Ephemeral Rift, 2019
I'm not even kidding, as soon as I started reading this he was saying it😮
@@jemiahdistad2874 yo same
@@jemiahdistad2874 me three wtf lol
@@jemiahdistad2874 Me four, lol hahaha
Im SO original ; D
Me too quae est infernum
The Devil went down to Arkham Sanitarium
He was looking for a tingle to steal
He was summoned by some random dude
That has a channel on TH-cam
Morgan Gobin UNDERRATED COMMENT
Gage H I put way too much time and effort into writing that, but I’m pretty proud of it! 😅
The Devil went down to Arkham
He was looking for Ephemeral Rift
He was wired, and he was so tired
And he clicked on his newest vid
Made it flow better.
His ASMR is the best there's ever been!
@@robinhyperlord9053 ikr
you’re whispering is simply perfect
Ah yes i love ASMR - Autonomous Satanic Meridian Response. Really calming on those hard to get through days!
Nice 666k sub special.
I was hoping you'd do this lol
My family:lord please forgive us
Me:Satan do u have cheese burger
@Andrew Meinswift what
I would ask him for a number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 4s, and a large soda, and also DEEZ NUTS
Now this is the kind of asmr that I actually like and the asmr I actually wanna watch.
As a fellow atheist I would like to just say thank you for being an open atheist and representing the community in a positive light. Since your channel isn't focused around atheism you risk alienating some of your audience every time you do a video like this, yet despite this you have had the courage to not shy away from who you are. I'm not a fan of whispered videos but I enjoy most of your content and I hope to continue doing so for many years to come.
Tool profile pic. You are a good person
Give this man a price!
@Audiochannel32 Satanists don’t believe in satan
Rift: Ey boyes, today on the interwebs I summon satan for your viewing pleasure.
Emo Kids: *lean in*
stoooooooooooop
I’m not emo but this video did draw my attention
Same lmao
Christian me: "I probably shouldn't do this."
Me: *proceeds to watch*
the big cheese yup
What has Jesus done for you? Lies.
THEDARKSIDEOFTHEFORCE66
I wouldn’t say that if I were you
Mystic Jai Hail Satan, not Hail God
Brandon lobotomite
him: give me a second “literally”
ER: *Correctly pronounces "Baphomet"*
Also ER: *botches pronunciation of "sigil"*
jdprettynails also er: demond
It's really pronounced Bah-pha-mey? Interesting.
Got sigil on the second try
Sih-juhl
@@BlitzedNostradamus it would sound like bah-foe-mehyt'h (my best attempt at francophonetics)
Your Amazon shopping suggestions must be really interesting.
Recommended items algorithm: **confused screaming**
Clever joke, take my updoot
This is the *MOST* relaxing summoning demon ritual i saw in my entire life..
as opposed to all the other anxiety ridden demon summonings you’ve seen??
@@laotzu39 soo.. what are you? A demon expert? I never seen a thing that going on by demon is giving an anxiety
Alright guys I'm here what do you need?
A gin and tonic and a backrub, please.
Aren't you supposed to say 'DeTeCtiveeeeeee'
Me before the video: 100% Christian
Me after the video: 99% Christian and 1% cornflakes
Wrong you are 99% cornflakes and it's obvious
Do you understand what you said like I'm a cornflake to but huh?
@@laxousnormality4050 Can you even understand what YOU said? What a mess.
@@rand0mn33ss at this point the only cure is death
Whats cornflakes not the cereal
*no Christian minecraft servers where harmed in the making of this video*
Darn
Me a good Christian,: how did I end up here?
After watching the vid: *_let the ritual commence fellow brethren_*
I get the vibe u aren't one of those toxic Christians types, u know the kind that repescts everyone for who they are and keep ur beliefs to urself unless religion comes into conversation I get those kind of vibes off u and I like those kind of Christians they make nice friends :)
@The South Was Right doesn't your bible say "respect thy neighbour" or something
@The South Was Right I mean ok then..
@@SCP-zd9zb the guy’s username was a huge red flag btw. “The South Was Right”? Oh boy
@@sofusunpup ikr
This guy is so awesome lol. Probably my favorite ASMR youtuber
LMAO, knew it was coming
Don't say that fucking word LMAO
@@mrmannova3212 THEN I WILL SAY XD
@@nonplussedflame5040 OOF FUCK
rofl
@@roses6660 good
i needed this after seeing my exam results
Yea, I can relate to that
@@bdbrazy9438
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Matias REBOOTED Same.
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Yup. I finished my exams today. I’m so stressed out,
Were they good?
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Rift: Crucifying myself for tingles
(Don’t mean to hate!! Good tingles)
I’m a god lover but his ASMRs are tempting asf
Imagine someone walking in on you making a "summoning satan" asmr like how do you react to that?
Jajaja! I imagined the "to be continued" from jojo starts playing.
High-Jinks Podcasts Lmfao 😂
Hello there
Stare blankly then laugh hysterically
Me: E.R. can _not_ be hot. He's too much of an uncle type.
E.R: *raises eyebrow in thumbnail*
Me: _h_
I thought it was just me lol
@@luitheinsnape5072 it flipped a switch in me that I didn't know could be flipped
@@oscarthecouch69 I'm feeling the same way. Y'know that moment when you realize you aren't as crazy as you thought
@@luitheinsnape5072 real shit
Lmao you guys are great
It’s nice that satanists seem to care more about my well being than (most) Christians do. Great video though!
christian is a broad term. it also promotes immorality and fornication by making everything a revolve around people based activities more than they care to actually develope a relationship with god. a false community full of heathens
It all boils down to not being a dick with others. And not generalizing too. Trust me, I've read of some Satanists legit killing others as sacrifice, but then again, not all Satanists are bad either. It's a bigass spectrum with religions and beliefs.
Ha, and that's why I am Catholic
Dude, same. Yet I'll never abuse a child either.
V trust me dude I grew up in a big church and everyone is ether a two face or just to oblivious to how other Christians act that why my parents left the church and started their own house church
4:00 i started feeling Satan’s presence, i feel chills in my head and an extreme happiness 🙏🏻🫶🏻