They should be dipped in good English breakfast tea but yorkshire tea would do it. Some biscuits can be dunked for longer than others so this can be a dangerous game.
@@OohhMyDaysItsJosh Having been born and raised in the UK and having lived here for most of my life, I am competent to comment on tea. Added to which, dialling 800 in the UK will achieve precisely f**k-all.
We’re learning all kinds of stuff daily!! 😅😅😅😅 Some stuff that we probably should know already (like dipping biscuits in tea) 😆😆😆😆 But nevertheless, we appreciate y’all lending your knowledge 😁🇬🇧🤘🥳
You did!!! 😁😁😁😁 Unfortunately we batch record our episodes, so even though they are released weeks apart, we film 5-7 videos in one day 🙂🙂🙂🙂 But we’ve def got your tea instructions ready to go for our next session!!
Plain digestives have a few good uses: Obviously there's dunking it in tea, they make a good base for cakes when crumbled up, they also go really well with mature cheddar as a superior version of cheese and crackers.
Jaffa Cakes and Eccles Cakes are Cakes!!! If it's soft it is a cake. Eccles Cakes are a very old traditional recipe from Eccles in Lancashire. Cadburys only put their chocolate on their own products.
For goodness sake gentlemen, you need some tea. Make some damn tea for the love of all that is holy. You should never eat a Digestive biscuit without a cup of tea.....heathens.
A bit late with my comment as I've just seen this video. I don't buy Jaffa Cakes. Not because I don't like them, but because I would scoff the whole box in one go.
Im from Manchester in England and there is a bakery on Hyde Road that makes Eccles Cakes my friend used to work there and fetch a couple of packets home each week for my family and hers.
Everyone has their own preference for tea, much like chocolate bars. A Tetley, PG Tips or Yorkshire tea are the middle of the road brands. You may notice all the biscuits were kind of dry, that's because they soak up the tea. Likewise, the tea needs to be hot and not a milky mess (lol, something I forsee happening).
@@stephenlee5929 no they didn't separate the jaffa. Just ensuring no one had the bright idea of dipping it to see, now that would be rank, however each to their own.
@@stephenlee5929 after reading some of the comments, it’s possible they may have taken some damage / melted in transport from the UK as they were stuck together pretty good 😅😅😅😅
Yorkshire tea or Yorkshire tea gold, depending on your water table thing. Gold if using hard water, high mineral thing. Jaffa Cakes are cakes, but some dunk them. Shire on its own is pronounced as Shire, like Shire Horse. But with a place name joined before it, it would be sure/shur (said bluntly) with the place name joined before it. Some might say sheer/sher at the end, but we didn't win the War Of The Roses for nothing.😉 Also there might be the London lot trying to pull that pronunciation, the sheer.
I have noticed that Americans really dont like chocolate and orange being combined. They have released different flavoured jaffa cakes though, the latest being rassberry, unfortunately it tastes like calpol.
Jaffa Cakes not my cup of tea? Heathens! When did the gentleman who gave Eccles Cakes "Bloody Disgusting", have his taste buds removed? This was all a pointless exercise without a humungous mug of tea.
I like the way you describe everything as coming from your dealer as if they're drugs or other banned substances. Your box of Jaffa Cakes didn't travel well. Digestives are good with cheese or used as a cheesecake base. There's a brand of bread called Hovis and they make their own digestive biscuits which are slightly sweeter and shaped like a loaf of bread, which I prefer.
If you're going to try plain digestives they have to be dunked (tea, coffee, milk, hot chocolate, whatever yoy prefer). If not try them with butter & cheese (especially mature cheddar)
@@BLANKSnooneaskedfor I’ve just never seen anyone eat them upside down and when I saw all of you do it without even noticing the other person it just kinda amazed me lol
@@Naomi_NaeNae hahahah that’s hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂 That’s basically my method for everything that is “dipped” or half coated…flavor side down to get the most taste!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Some of yhose biscuits are meant to be dipped quickly into hot tea with milk and possibly sugar. Not Jaffa cakes though. I could eat a whole pkt of jaffa cakes. I do not know what condition these were in but they should not be dry.
I always have them warmed up for 20 seconds or so in the microwave and put loads of butter on them - they are divine like that - I wouldn't eat one cold without butter
Interesting thing about Jaffa Cakes. In the UK 'cakes' are counted as food so do not attract VAT (Value Added Tax), whereas 'biscuits' are counted as confectionery, (like candy,) and attract variable VAT based on the ingredients, (chocolate being the only ingredient in a Jaffa Cake that would be taxable.) McVities, the manufacturers of the original Jaffa cakes, went to court challenging the Inland Revenue's classification of Jaffa Cakes as biscuits, (because if they weren't required to charge VAT, their retail price could be kept lower.) Expert witnesses were the key to McVities winning their case. They stated that the difference between a cake and a biscuit was that Biscuits were hard when they were made and went soft when they became stale, whereas cakes were soft when they were made and went hard when they became stale. This is now accepted as the definitive difference between cakes and biscuits under UK law. Therefore: Jaffa cakes were cakes NOT biscuits: McVities didn't have to charge VAT, (so less income for the Internal Revenue,) but they could keep their price low, so sales increased.
American biscuits our more like British scones. Crumpets are sort of like a very light version of an English muffin, with holes on the top to absorb the butter. Always toast them.
Crumpets are very similar to pancakes, usually .5" to 1" thick and have many holes for the butter to melt into. Can be topped with either savoury or sweet toppings according to taste.
Another name for crumpets would be griddle pancakes. They are cooked on a hotplate, using a batter (they are NOT muffins, which are baked from dough). They differ from US pancakes by their structure - they are full of vertical holes, ideal for soaking up butter, honey, melted cheese, etc. Biscuits are baked - they go soft as they get old. (Cakes go hard.) Crumpets need to be eaten hot - often toasted.
Guys, it might have already been said, the ffa cake, is actualy classed as cake, even tho we call it a biscuit, back in the day when the product was brought out, there were no taxes on cakes, they did try to tax it as a biscuit, it went to court and was classed as a cake,
I used to look after young children, and digestive biscuits were a great thing to use in the kitchen, without cooking! I used to make some icing with icing sugar, that they spread on top of the biscuits, & had a selection of sweets they could add while icing was still wet, things like (British/Canadian) Smarties, jelly tots, sprinkles etc. They were so proud of their cooking skills to show their parents. (Older children i melted Cadbury Chocolate instead of icing). *Looks through videos to see if you tried Spotted Dick with custard, chip butties or crisp butties* 😂
Jaffa cakes are a cake not a biscuit. Secondly, only kids have milk with biscuits, we as adults drink tea or coffee with biscuits. Biscuits we dunk, cakes no. Don’t eat biscuits without tea, coffee or cocoa you weirdos.
You should have tea or coffee to dunk your biscuits in taste even better when theyngo all soft, just be careful asbyou dont want your biscuit to drop into your tea or coffee and have to scoop the biscuit out withna teaspoon.
I love jaffa cakes and can easily finish of a pack in one go. Thats why I don't have them that much. Its a shame yours got destroyed although I'm sure a trying ones in good condition would change your opinion that much.
Bass shandy was my favourite as a kid, they made it from tap beer then. Looking back, that's funny. I was a toddler before school age. I apparently done my pre school education in a big pub with a snooker hall. I still smell the beer now thinking about it, although I never really drank much as an adult. Me and my sister and dad going up to the raven in corby. 😂
.I screamed who .I mean WHO eats a dry digestive WITHOUT a BREW !!!. also .need to change OMD..to spiffing but Eccles cakes agree. Yuck...buuuuuut there's better...custard tart, Jamaican ginger cake and penguin bars ..your welcome 😊😊
@@gillianrimmer7733 a current is from the ribes family, so white currants, red currants or blackcurrant - which was and maybe still is illegal in America
What did you just do why did you cut the Jaffa cake in half you are supposed to eat it whole you have just offended all British people how could you do that
Do you dip your biscuits in tea?? If so, what kind?? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I dip my biscuits in sausage gravy 😂❤
They should be dipped in good English breakfast tea but yorkshire tea would do it. Some biscuits can be dunked for longer than others so this can be a dangerous game.
@@juliayoung537I now want sausage gravy and biscuits
i love biscuit soup ! 😂
I dip my biscuits in strawberry freezer jam !
How many people wanted to just scream "TEA" at them? 🤣🤣😂😂
Need to call the blanks hot line !
Wanted to? I actually did. Tssk.
@@grahamstubbs4962 🤣 did you call 800 we don’t know anything bout Uk?
@@OohhMyDaysItsJosh Having been born and raised in the UK and having lived here for most of my life, I am competent to comment on tea.
Added to which, dialling 800 in the UK will achieve precisely f**k-all.
We’re learning all kinds of stuff daily!! 😅😅😅😅 Some stuff that we probably should know already (like dipping biscuits in tea) 😆😆😆😆 But nevertheless, we appreciate y’all lending your knowledge 😁🇬🇧🤘🥳
I think those Jaffa Cakes were runined during shipping.
Yeah you don't typically.have to slice them.
What a bummer 😞😞😞😞
TEA!!! 😂☕ Please try them again with tea, pretty sure I gave you lengthy instructions on how to make it 😂 don't dip the Eccles cakes though! 😂
You did!!! 😁😁😁😁 Unfortunately we batch record our episodes, so even though they are released weeks apart, we film 5-7 videos in one day 🙂🙂🙂🙂 But we’ve def got your tea instructions ready to go for our next session!!
Plain digestives have a few good uses:
Obviously there's dunking it in tea, they make a good base for cakes when crumbled up, they also go really well with mature cheddar as a superior version of cheese and crackers.
Tea! Damned Americans!! (Try the Digestives with cheese)
Leave it to us! 🤣😂🤣😂
Jaffa Cakes and Eccles Cakes are Cakes!!! If it's soft it is a cake.
Eccles Cakes are a very old traditional recipe from Eccles in Lancashire.
Cadburys only put their chocolate on their own products.
You would think we’d have caught onto that based on their name 🤣😂🤣😂 But we’re not all that bright sometimes 😆😆😆😆
Digestive is a base biscuit - mine with a stilton cheese and a rich port 😊
I just dip.them in Tea.
Tea,tea and more tea with thebiscuits
Next time!! 😅😅😅😅
With coffee in my opinion , tea is 🤢
Id try jaffa cakes again because the ones you had were destroyed.
That’s what we’re gathering from the comments 😅😅😅😅
For goodness sake gentlemen, you need some tea. Make some damn tea for the love of all that is holy. You should never eat a Digestive biscuit without a cup of tea.....heathens.
We learned that very quickly after posting the video 🤣😂🤣😂 We’ll do better next time! 😆😆😆😆
A bit late with my comment as I've just seen this video. I don't buy Jaffa Cakes. Not because I don't like them, but because I would scoff the whole box in one go.
Im from Manchester in England and there is a bakery on Hyde Road that makes Eccles Cakes my friend used to work there and fetch a couple of packets home each week for my family and hers.
Digestives were originally made to help with stomach issues.
The name makes a lot more sense now 🤣😂🤣😂
Little bit of butter on the digestive. Ireland here. 😁
Howdy there! 👋👋👋👋 We’ll have to try that!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂
Crushed plain digestives make a great cheesecake base
Def need to try that 😧😧😧😧
Biscuits are for dunking not eaten dry digestive and chocolate digestive are one of the top biscuits in the United Kingdom 😋
Jaffa Cakes aren't biscuits, they're cakes.
Clue in the name.
You’d think we’d have picked up on that 🤣😂🤣😂
Milk, tea or coffee with digestives, but they're also great with cheese
Everyone has their own preference for tea, much like chocolate bars. A Tetley, PG Tips or Yorkshire tea are the middle of the road brands.
You may notice all the biscuits were kind of dry, that's because they soak up the tea. Likewise, the tea needs to be hot and not a milky mess (lol, something I forsee happening).
An incredibly helpful comment Simon, thanks for sharing and we will certainly have to revisit some of these with tea!! 😁😁😁😁
@@BLANKSnooneaskedfor I wouldn't revisit the Jaffa Cakes with tea though.
@@simon3745Well no, its a cake.
Not sure did they separate the topping from the cake somehow?
@@stephenlee5929 no they didn't separate the jaffa. Just ensuring no one had the bright idea of dipping it to see, now that would be rank, however each to their own.
@@stephenlee5929 after reading some of the comments, it’s possible they may have taken some damage / melted in transport from the UK as they were stuck together pretty good 😅😅😅😅
Yorkshire tea or Yorkshire tea gold, depending on your water table thing. Gold if using hard water, high mineral thing.
Jaffa Cakes are cakes, but some dunk them.
Shire on its own is pronounced as Shire, like Shire Horse. But with a place name joined before it, it would be sure/shur (said bluntly) with the place name joined before it. Some might say sheer/sher at the end, but we didn't win the War Of The Roses for nothing.😉
Also there might be the London lot trying to pull that pronunciation, the sheer.
Tea with biscuits….its the law 😊
4:12 - well done ! it needs tea !!
5:52 - a chorus of yums ran round the room...
I can't believe you had a Digestive biscuit without a cup of tea.
I have noticed that Americans really dont like chocolate and orange being combined. They have released different flavoured jaffa cakes though, the latest being rassberry, unfortunately it tastes like calpol.
The Cranberry ones they release at crimbo are nasty though.
I believe there is a lime version too, though might not be McVities
Raspberry sounds like it would be great!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂
I am British and I don’t believe chocolate and fruit belong together. 😮
If you think the raspberry Jaffa Cakes are bad, you ought to try the Cherry ones - disgusting!
Y'all are great! Thank you for another funny video 😊
We do our best 😁😁😁😁
TEEEAAAAA!! You silly yanks! 😂😂
Jaffa Cakes not my cup of tea? Heathens! When did the gentleman who gave Eccles Cakes "Bloody Disgusting", have his taste buds removed? This was all a pointless exercise without a humungous mug of tea.
I like the way you describe everything as coming from your dealer as if they're drugs or other banned substances. Your box of Jaffa Cakes didn't travel well. Digestives are good with cheese or used as a cheesecake base. There's a brand of bread called Hovis and they make their own digestive biscuits which are slightly sweeter and shaped like a loaf of bread, which I prefer.
Eccles cakes are made in Eccles and it's criminal not to have chocolate digestives with a cup of tea or coffee
need cofffee or tea with biscuits
Guess Part 2 is in order!!
If you're going to try plain digestives they have to be dunked (tea, coffee, milk, hot chocolate, whatever yoy prefer). If not try them with butter & cheese (especially mature cheddar)
"Not my cup of tea" doesn't belong on a linear scale - means "I'm sure you like them and I appreciate their quality - but I don't like it"
So "not my cup of tea" can be the most devastating put down - new bride to father "not my cup of tea"
They all ate their chocolate digestives upside down 👀
Chocolate side down gets it on your tongue though! 🤣😂🤣😂
@@BLANKSnooneaskedfor I’ve just never seen anyone eat them upside down and when I saw all of you do it without even noticing the other person it just kinda amazed me lol
@@Naomi_NaeNae hahahah that’s hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂 That’s basically my method for everything that is “dipped” or half coated…flavor side down to get the most taste!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
@@BLANKSnooneaskedfor it does make sense. I might adopt that method!
Loved it when all y'all had crumbs on your beards with the last one. 😂 You guys are awesome ❤
Hahahaha it was definitely flaky 🤣😂🤣😂
Some of yhose biscuits are meant to be dipped quickly into hot tea with milk and possibly sugar. Not Jaffa cakes though. I could eat a whole pkt of jaffa cakes. I do not know what condition these were in but they should not be dry.
Yeah something must have happened to them in transport 😅😅😅😅
What kind of heathen eats a chocolate digestive upside down?
Wait which way are you saying is upside down?? 🤔😅😂🤣
Chocolate down is upside down. Completely nonsensical.
@@andrewdoubtfire4700 oh wow!! We (us at the table) typically always eat additive side down to get the bulk of that taste on the tongue!!
Digestives with cheese.
Next time you do British biscuits, you must include a nice cup of tea to dunk them in. 👍😃
Philly cream cheese with fruit or jam on top of your digestives
Best biscuits for tea are,,,,, choc hobnobs , bourbons, and Gingernuts
Cup of coffee or tea is what us Brits have with our biscuits and at a push a glass of milk. For everything holly don’t just eat them without a drink.
Digestives go with tea or a bit of jam on
Digestives with cheese and strawberry jam.
yes eat biscuits with tea or coffee
We always put chocolate products in the fridge.
You can use digestive biscuits for the base of your cheesecake.
That sounds like amazing!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Biscuits need tea
Noted!! 😅😅😅😅
Coffee ☕️
Digestive needs tests a dunker
Digestive biscuits with butter and cheddar or cream cheese
Digestives need dunking in tea or coffee, but they are nice with butter on, although chocolate digestives are another matter 😂
You need to put butter on those Eccles cakes 😊
Game changer!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
in perfect form....a whole packet of jaffa cakes can be eaten in one sitting.... ;)
Eccles cakes (pronounced Ekuls) are usually served buttered with your preferred jam.
Now THAT sounds like a winner 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I always have them warmed up for 20 seconds or so in the microwave and put loads of butter on them - they are divine like that - I wouldn't eat one cold without butter
Bang on some good butter and cheese ,, those Digestives will blow your mind then .
Raw dogging biscuits with no tea or milk>?! WTF
Interesting thing about Jaffa Cakes.
In the UK 'cakes' are counted as food so do not attract VAT (Value Added Tax), whereas 'biscuits' are counted as confectionery, (like candy,) and attract variable VAT based on the ingredients, (chocolate being the only ingredient in a Jaffa Cake that would be taxable.)
McVities, the manufacturers of the original Jaffa cakes, went to court challenging the Inland Revenue's classification of Jaffa Cakes as biscuits, (because if they weren't required to charge VAT, their retail price could be kept lower.)
Expert witnesses were the key to McVities winning their case. They stated that the difference between a cake and a biscuit was that Biscuits were hard when they were made and went soft when they became stale, whereas cakes were soft when they were made and went hard when they became stale. This is now accepted as the definitive difference between cakes and biscuits under UK law.
Therefore: Jaffa cakes were cakes NOT biscuits: McVities didn't have to charge VAT, (so less income for the Internal Revenue,) but they could keep their price low, so sales increased.
You did these biscuits a disservice by not having a cuppa (tea).
We’ll make it right soon!! 😅😅😅😅
Also, how do biscuits differ from crumpets?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
American biscuits our more like British scones. Crumpets are sort of like a very light version of an English muffin, with holes on the top to absorb the butter. Always toast them.
Crumpets are very similar to pancakes, usually .5" to 1" thick and have many holes for the butter to melt into. Can be topped with either savoury or sweet toppings according to taste.
Another name for crumpets would be griddle pancakes. They are cooked on a hotplate, using a batter (they are NOT muffins, which are baked from dough). They differ from US pancakes by their structure - they are full of vertical holes, ideal for soaking up butter, honey, melted cheese, etc.
Biscuits are baked - they go soft as they get old. (Cakes go hard.) Crumpets need to be eaten hot - often toasted.
Toasted crumpets, buttered, then spread with Lyle's golden syrup, so it melts through the holes!!!!
😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
Put butter on the digestives.
Now THAT sounds like a winner 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hope you guys can make it to the UK
Guys, it might have already been said, the ffa cake, is actualy classed as cake, even tho we call it a biscuit, back in the day when the product was brought out, there were no taxes on cakes, they did try to tax it as a biscuit, it went to court and was classed as a cake,
$4 for Jaffa cakes?,you can get 5 boxes for that over here. Wow
How about a video where Americans try to pronounce English words?
Based on our track record so far, that sounds like it'd be a train wreck...but hey, why not?! 🤣😂🤣😂
TEA!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to look after young children, and digestive biscuits were a great thing to use in the kitchen, without cooking! I used to make some icing with icing sugar, that they spread on top of the biscuits, & had a selection of sweets they could add while icing was still wet, things like (British/Canadian) Smarties, jelly tots, sprinkles etc. They were so proud of their cooking skills to show their parents. (Older children i melted Cadbury Chocolate instead of icing). *Looks through videos to see if you tried Spotted Dick with custard, chip butties or crisp butties* 😂
We pay tax on biscuits, but not cakes, that's why they are called cakes.
Jaffa cakes are a cake not a biscuit. Secondly, only kids have milk with biscuits, we as adults drink tea or coffee with biscuits. Biscuits we dunk, cakes no. Don’t eat biscuits without tea, coffee or cocoa you weirdos.
We are most definitely oversized kids 🤣😂🤣😂 But we also want to try tea / coffee with biscuits as well!! 😁😁😁😁
You should have tea or coffee to dunk your biscuits in taste even better when theyngo all soft, just be careful asbyou dont want your biscuit to drop into your tea or coffee and have to scoop the biscuit out withna teaspoon.
Earl grey tea, tetley tea, pg tips tea
Sod the tea, get them dunked in milky coffee, the jaffa cakes too!
8.01 yes in Eccles now
Eccles cakes.. or we called them growing up ...dead fly pies
DEAD FLY PIES!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Biscuits are for dunking in tea
And jaffa and eccles cakes aren't biscuits, for that reason.
Plain digestives dipped in tea or made with real salted butter spread on then mmmmm
Okay we’re gonna have to try this again with tea 🤣😂🤣😂
Dunked in a brew, Chocolate Digestives are the shit.
Now that sounds like a good time!! 😁😁😁😁
Brew some tea guys
Eccles cakes yummy 😋 my fav with a cuppa T .
Love the content but I’m guessing that the lad in the beanie hat ain’t scoring anything highly unless it’s hand made by Bruce Springsteen😂
His taste buds are obviously messed up beyond repair! 🤣😂🤣😂
Jaffa CAKES and Eccles CAKES are CAKES not biscuits
Hahaha thanks Phillip, it hit us after we had already filmed the video so we updated the title 😅😅😅😅 Leave it to us 🤣😂🤣😂
Are you all eating the chocolate biscuits chocolate side down???? 😮😂😂, we eat them chocolate side up
Cakes and biscuits are officially defined by how they go stale. Cakes go hard. Biscuits go soft.
I love jaffa cakes and can easily finish of a pack in one go. Thats why I don't have them that much. Its a shame yours got destroyed although I'm sure a trying ones in good condition would change your opinion that much.
Biscuits NEED tea
Eccles is a place, and you have offended a lot of northerners.
We have learned and shall do better next time! 😁😁😁😁
Seeing them Jaffa cakes eaten like that made my skin crawl 😂😂 they looked out of date that is not how they are meant to be eaten or look like
The Digestive is one of the greatest biscuits ever invented............ok? Dear god. Eccles cakes aren't biscuits either.......it's in the name.
UK biscuits should only be consumed with tea, dark chocolate digestives from the fridge are perfect with tea.
go and buy the shandy drink
It has been purchased!! 😁😁😁😁 We’ll try it and some others in a future episode!
i think you will like it@@BLANKSnooneaskedfor
Bass shandy was my favourite as a kid, they made it from tap beer then. Looking back, that's funny. I was a toddler before school age. I apparently done my pre school education in a big pub with a snooker hall. I still smell the beer now thinking about it, although I never really drank much as an adult. Me and my sister and dad going up to the raven in corby. 😂
try whith cheese
Wanted to point out you all ate the choc digestive with the choc side down; v weird
You guys had a bad packet of jaffa cakes there, they should never be stuck together. They're even better when you make your own!
Shame the Jaffa Cakes had melted and fused. You need the chocolate on them...
Tea tea tea always 🇬🇧🇺🇲👍🏻
These guys badly need a good cup or tea and a pack of chocolate hob knobs
.I screamed who .I mean WHO eats a dry digestive WITHOUT a BREW !!!. also .need to change OMD..to spiffing but Eccles cakes agree. Yuck...buuuuuut there's better...custard tart, Jamaican ginger cake and penguin bars ..your welcome 😊😊
Your new ranking for no1 Should be (cor blimey m8) or thats (propper)
Eccles cakes. They have dried blackcurrants in them which was banned by the USA, so you wint ever taste those in America.
They are made with raisins
They are actually made with currants - which is a type of small dried grape (small raisin).
@@gillianrimmer7733 a current is from the ribes family, so white currants, red currants or blackcurrant - which was and maybe still is illegal in America
@@j9lorna, a currant we use in baking is a dried grape - Google it. We don't dry blackcurrants for baking - they are too acidic and watery.
@@gillianrimmer7733 I thought that was a Sultana
Man, Mark's hair grew a LOT in 9 months, must have hirsute genes...
What did you just do why did you cut the Jaffa cake in half you are supposed to eat it whole you have just offended all British people how could you do that