⬆️ Ignore the automated man of iron. There is no free dark age technology for you. Praise the Emperor and may his light guide us through the turmoil of the algorithm.
Cult of the Four Armed Emperor: "We're in your walls." Hive Cult: "Walk softly and carry a big gun." Bladed Cog: "The synergy of Bug and Machine!" Rusted Claw: "Ungna Bugna" Pauper Princes: "GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT!" Twisted Helix: "I'm with the Science Team!"
Sons of Jormungundr: “I love Spaaaaaace!” Cult of the Second Son: “Necromunda Calling!” Innerwyrm: “Would you like Germseed with your Grox burger?” Behemoid Undercult: “All hail Old One Eye!” Wyrms of the Ur-tendril: “The call is coming from inside the Throne Room!” Cult Hydraic: “Never talk to me or my cousins ever again!” Star Kindred: “Praise the Sun!” Cult Tenebrous: “Praise Grandpappy Nurgle!” Voidbrood: “Snacks for the trip!” Cult of the Star Saviours: “ANARCHY NOW!” Blessed Wormlings: “We’re bug-eating Goths”
Genestealer cult member: "Are we the baddies?" His friend: "No... whydo you ask?" Two members standing in the middle of production of contaminated medicines to spread the infection.
*(The skies darkening with nightmarish monsters from beyond the galactic rim, star-spawned things and Lovecraftian abominations)* Cultist: Call me paranoid, but I'm not sure they have our best interests in heart...
I got the biggest smile when DK asked why the chaplain didn't virus bomb the planet. Not only because it's a legitimate question, but it was clearly coming from a place of subverted expectations. DK, you've come so far in your learning and embracing of 40k culture. Proud of your nerdly progress! You can tell Bricky appreciated that level of thoughtful engagement, too. Great job guys! Excellent episode!
@@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 Yeah, I mean if they want the planet for it's minerals and such those won't melt to a virus right? The life eater virus only eats biomass no?
@@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062I believe it was genuinely because the Mechanicus refused to let it happen, since they still required the resources from that world
The more human looking Genestealers being unfortunately hot makes sense if it's not officially canon, it'd help them boink more people and spread the infection
Genestealer cults would legitimately be one of the few factions where joining may actually get you a big tiddy gf. Shame about the free will you no longer have. And before you say it is worth it, just remember they're looking for quality genes. With your luck they're going for quantity and you get to be cannon fodder.
You know what would be an interesting Tyranid concept? A hive fleet that preserves it's best warriors of different genus. So you might have a bunch of corrupted tau, humans etc. Serving for the hive fleet consistantly. Like old one eye
I have thought for years that a fantastic "new" faction for 40k would be a rouge Genestealer cult that somehow got itself completely severed from the Tyranid hivemind and thus developed its own unique culture and technology due to never being consumed by the hive fleets the way they were meant to be. They could be like the biotech faction that freely uses genetic engineering to make their own crazy hybrid monster/super soldier units, like basically cross the Mechanicus level of religious fervor with the crazy genetic fuckery of that one Warhammer Fantasy Skaven clan that makes all the monsters.
@@deathdude42 wouldn't even have to be a rogue fleet, just one that does things different as they all do, preserving champions from the prior defenders of worlds they conquer and turn to biomass. A tyranid space marine, badass guard or other xenos planetary defense forces corrupted and turned into pawns for the hive fleet.
It’s actually really neat. In the new codex it says that some genestealer cults are actually not being consumed and are now flying with the hive fleets as vanguards.
@@redpilldiogenes4741 it's not like that. The Genecultists in reference are sort of an anomaly who are treated as pets and emergency snacks. Then often the Genecults are stealing ships and spreading to other planets. But overall i sort of (not entirely) disagree. I like the much more insideous nature of the genecults, where even Chaos isn't presented as even being capable of subtlty. But the geneculte particularly double helix sort of presents a terrifying idea that the Tyranids plan to seed life and come back to the galaxy again some time in the future.
@@redpilldiogenes4741 To be fair at that point the members of the vanguard are very much so still alien. They seem human and they can speak the same language but their brains are not at all human. Its also possible they might be breaking them down and they just remake the greatest hits of genestealer insurgents from the consumed memories to land on a planet and start an infestation with an experienced seed starter pack. But alternatively BECAUSE Tyranids are so alien to us despite having all this information/memories of consumed humans the hivemind understands the data in alien/hungy bug ways and they don't really "get" how to make a convincing human from scratch and also starting from scratch on each planet wastes time. You can definitely still justify it as them being alien as long as there isn't a codex that comes out and says "yeah the nids just let the cultists live because they wanted to show how much they appreciate their generous donation to the swarm like bravo guys round of applause wow just wow" THEN I'd have a problem with it. As is the nids are so perfectly depicted as alien that them doing something that even SEEMS human just turned into a handful of fun theories to mess around with on what incomprehensible bug logic might lead to that.
@@redpilldiogenes4741 why kill them if they have proven useful? Why not send them ahead to prepare the meal and world? Besides some still willingly fie and other still are killed
@@honestkyn718Because the point of them is to already be there for generations preparing an army and destabilising a world. Not to fly just in front of the fleet where they would never have the time to do so.
Tonite on Ridiculous gear: Bricky goes bald to show off his genestealer bug brain, DK becomes an abominant and Shy be acting unwise with all this gussy
I am planning on running a deathwatch DND campaign for my friends soon. They don't know yet, but they will be fighting a genestealer cult. This episode is very useful to me. Great episode guys!
Great thing about gene stealers is they easily lead into a lot of different styles of campaign of threats super easily. Late game threat? Nids! Political intrigue? Genestealer infected politicians. A little bit of everyrhing
Fun fact: you can be infected and not know your a genestealer, unknowingly be helping the cult and doom you brothers without a single hint you are a betrayer. Now have fun with this little bit of knowledge when fucking with your players :)
So in "Infinite and Divine" they had the three-armed King... was that originally a version of the 4-armed Emperor cult, but Orichyn sliced off one arm off the patriarch?
Genestealers tend to be the central figure in space hulk, but I'd be open to just... more variety. GSC would be an entire different theater than the nurgle-corrupted hive... well, mainly? They could be a third faction.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 There's voicelines from Psyker's that already hint that the Shadow in the Warp is approaching Atoma, so I think it's going to happen eventually
@@johnj.spurgin7037 Having to fight your way through an already raging battle between Chaos and the Genestealer cult in order to complete some objective would be really interesting
DK is always charmingly naive. "Why don't the different subfactions of this group work together? They'd get so much done!" Why don't we do that in real life, my dude? (As for why different Tyranid hive fleets fight each other: I always assumed they were like different ant colonies. Sure, ants are a 'hive mind' dedicated to the prosperity of their colony. That doesn't mean that they want *other* colonies prospering.)
the hive fleets fight to test their theoretical with the practical, as gilliman would say your plan of evolution might be good enough to conquer weak humans, but is it the best so fight and find out wich one really is the strongest, wich submind has the best plans, who adapts the best or the fastest and then the winner gets all the genetics and tried mutations of the loser to use for their proven to be better plans deliberate natural selection nothing is lost except carbs
the tyranid hive fleets dont fight each other tho? and leviathan and kronos do work together. because each hive fleet is part of the same greater hivemind, there arnt different hive minds. think of it as different breeds of tyranid that carry mutually exclusive mutations to see which has a better chance of adapting to the beings in this galaxy through natural selection on a cosmic scale
@@voltix54 but they sometimes do tho? It is stated in the codex that "different hive fleets have been observed competing with each other over biomass", and I highly doubt that that includes arguing over who takes what
@@marreh100 huh ya i guess the explanation that makes the most sense is if the tendrils we have now are testing probes to see which will evolve to be the most effective so if two meet they will consume the weaker one till the hivemind finds the perfect combination of genetics to eat this galaxy
The Commissariat is responsible for noticing genestealer infestation just like they’re responsible for noticing chaos corruption in Guard Regiments.if they notice signs of corruption they can notify the Inquisition but they are trained by the schola to notice and deal with cults. Subversion of actual guard regiments is rare and is usually PDF units without dedicated commissars that are turned
Don't worry. We germans don't cringe at your pronounciation, we just rewatch the same 5 seconds 20 times to find out what you were trieing to say. Then we give up. I'm almost sure that you were talking dutch. Or some other fictional joke language.
Some of the cult members break free of the hive-minds manipulation once the Tyranids actually arrive. Its usually the most human like ones or those that were only recently given the genestealers kiss.
Fun Fact: if you play Deathwatch, you can field Ortan Cassius and his kill team. It’s not that good in the actual game, but the models look extraordinary.
@@darklombax2580 without spoiling too much; an female agent of the Inquisititon is very deliberately sent to investigate a Genestealer cult. That she is female and of "superior genetic breeding" is important to the plans of the Inquisititors leading the "investigation".... It gets very disgusting and morally abhorrent even by 40k standards...
When my bestie said: "Together we need to overthrow the patriarchy!" I suspected she must be in a cult, but now it all makes much more sense to me, thank you ❤
27:51 And lo the four-armed Emperor proclaimed, "Let there be bitches and hoes!" _The female Genestealer Magus pops into existence_ And deliver he did.
I gotta say that Genestealers are my favorite Xenos faction cause they look amazing. Also Femboy Thousand Son is a gift from the Changer of Ways that I would love to get.
I've read two 40k novels that touch on this. One's a spoiler for the book and one isn't. The one that isn't is in Cult of the Spiral Dawn - the prologue has a Sisters outpost wiped out by a fledgling cult, aided by a sister that they were able to indoctrinate (the process of choosing her is described as psychically probing the minds of the sister to find one with weaknesses or doubts), who is later regarded as a saint within the cult. The one that is a SPOILER is in the epilogue of Cult of the Warmason. The sister leader who is the main character of the novel is revealed to have been secretly indoctrinated during her final showdown with the patriarch (or possibly when she survived a genestealer uprising in her childhood, it's vague and alluded to during a bout of hypnotic hallucinations). Tldr: yes they can, but it seems like people with stronger wills and unshakable faith are harder to indoctrinate into the cult.
Just wanted to come back and say I finally got to reference something I learned from watching this channel while playing Necromunda. The Bladed Cog genestealers cult makes an appearance in Hired Gun and I was totally like, "Hey, Adeptus Ridiculous just covered these guys!" Top tier work, guys 👍
In the end we’re all fleshbags and as everything else we shall rust and die (Also the rust magus is from the rusted claw and their symbol is supposed to represent the eternal rust that will eventually claim the cog of the imperium) Ps: the rusted claw have worked together with the bladed cog to make special plastic containers to transport the magus that rusted everything without destroying the ship they were using
Bricky: "I did not make this poster." Also Bricky: *Made every single 'Femboy Thousand Suns' joke on the channel Also Shy: *Wanted sexy sandbag (probably)
So the GeneStealers on Terra where not in the Palace at all the Deathwatch found a Hive of them and the Custodes cleared the entire cult losing a Dozen Custodes for the millions of GeneStealers they destroyed.
What a birthday gift! My friend got me some more genestealer models to build, an episode about the genestealers, and the book club this month is a genestealer book. This is great, how did you guys know just what I wanted?
idk how many episodes I've watched from this channel. But I just realized that Bricky is in danger if someone had some body spray with all those candles next to his head.
I also grew up with the live action Inspector Gadget movie, there was a second one too that decided to obscure Claw's face even though they already showed it in the first one, then they replaced the love interest with a robot cop lady
Tonite on Ridiculous Gear:Bricky gets turned by a gene stealer, DK gets capped by an inquisitor and Shy uses manskaped to not give away the fact that she is a genestealer
Bricky sounded so defeated when he mentioned the new poster. Also I thought Shy and DK said the next one after the Toxic one was going to be way worse. This ain't worse. This is tame compare to that.
I just need to say I started my 40k army collection thanks to this show but why did you make me love guardsman so much when we haven’t gotten a codex update for 9th
The weapon the lil guy is holding for the Pauper Princes' banner is just a rock hammer. That blade thing on the bottom is part of the banner behind the end of the hammer's handle lol
Dont know if someone had already told you but, the trist inccident was waaay before the imperium were complete aware what tyranids actually were. The good chaplain Cassius being some of the few survivors of the first tyranid war. Remember genestealers were relationed with tyranids at this moment. So cults have being around the Galaxy a long long Time.
I think the hips thing with female genestealer cultists has something to do with the idea which was in the past. Like when mothers depicted in art had large foreheads and wide hips. That meant those could produce more babies, since back in the day death during the child birth was rather common.
Exactly what I needed in a trying time, you guys are the best. Im currently using alot of GS models in my new army to make up part of the Gueseva of my Tau mercenaries. The bikes and trucks make for an interesting mix, along with the infantry.
You guys should totally talk about the behemoid undercult, last time I checked I believe they worship old one eye to the point where they cut one of their own eyes out in tribute to the Old carnifex
I've done it! Behold! The Ordos Misterius! The best sleuths in the entire Imperium. Their leader is Inquisitor Fredrick. He was a dropout from the Adeptus Mechanicus as he discovered through several months of undercover investigations that the Magos was consorting with the Dark mechanicus to unleash an Abominable Intelligence onto the forge world of Bara 5. He fulfilled his duty to the Emperor by foiling the heretics schemes by not only destroying the A.I but also utilizing his talents in traps and Sabotage to incapacitate all involved without even spilling a drop of both his blood or the Heretics ensuring that they faced the full wrath of the Adeptus ministorum. In honor of his achievements he was made an Inquisitor and now utilizes those same skills to serve the Imperium. He is a blonde man with a right blue eye and a red eye prosthetic wearing a white version of the inquisitor uniform accented by an orange ascot. His right arm is a cybernetic that can open to reveal all the tools he may need to make his famous Goldberg traps. Personality wise he is quite kind if not a tad bit obsessed with traps. But be warned, for he is not soft nor naive and if you gain his ire your next bathroom break will become your own Goldberg Execution chamber. His second in Command is the lovely Daphne. She is a beauty wearing a purple skin tight bodysuit with flowing orange hair, ruby lips, skin like porcelain, and mechanical antenne prosthetics to replace her missing ears that are the only thing marring her lithe hourglass figure. She was a slave gladiator fighting for the pleasure of a planetary govenor who enjoyed forcefully augmenting his gladiators and having the fight both Xenos and beasts. She was the current champion with 99 victories to her name. She had lost her ears on her 95th win and the cybernetics allows her to both retrieve and send vox signals that the governor would use torture her via playing loud noises every night. But the Governor got bored of her constant victories so he made the brilliant decision to import a Pskyer who had a strange 8 pointed start tattooed onto him. During the following Daemonic incursion Fredrick, who had begun investigating the Govenor for possible connections to the slaver Dark Eldar found himself keeping a fortified position in the slave pens as they ironically enough, were the safest place on the planet due to them being made to hold all sorts of powerful creatures. He heard a vent cover fall and barely managed to survive Daphne's descending drop kick that would of surely knocked his head off his shoulders. The heavily injured Daphne who was at Ground Zero of the incursion since the Psyker was her opponent before he went nuclear, fell into the rope trap set by fredrick beneath the vent and was promptly captured. She expected him to kill her but no, he didn't. She was the first non Daemon he had seen in hours and desperate for both info and backup, released her on the condition of her using her ears to call for help. It took 2 days before the Incursion was stopped and they were rescued and Daphne has stayed by his side ever since. It is an open secret that they are a couple but HOW they became such in just 2 days is a topic of great interest among their peers. Daphne is cold and very judgmental, never wasting an opportunity to point out the flaws of everyone around her but when it comes to her team and ESPECIALLY Fredrick she is warm and a bit of a scatterbrain. The third member is the Astropath Velma who joined due to her incessant habit of snooping around led her, Fredrick, and Daphne fleeing from an Orc WAAGH in the spaceship equivalent of a Dumpster the first time they met. She has short brown hair, pale skin, and a pear shaped figure. She dresses in an orange dress and over her eyes is a special set of Spectacles that allows her to see but they often fall off resulting in her on her hands and knees grasping around for them. Personally wise she is filled to the brim with Curiosity and between her staggering intellect and her incredible powers of deduction Fredrick eagerly recruited her to the team. The last two members are always together so they will share an entry. Shaggy and his Great Dane Scooby Doo are both cowards and gluttons always looking for something to munch on. Shaggy is a thin , brown haired man with stubble on his chin wearing a green shirt and brown pants. Scooby Doo is a talking brown great Dane wearing a collar with Inquisitor seal hanging off it. They were the last members of the team to be recruited and it was for a very simple reason. Shaggy is a chef and they wanted something good to eat out in the field. They stayed behind in the ship during missions for the first 3 months Until one day the pair left to buy groceries and by complete accident stumbled acros a Genestealer cult and escaped unscathed bearing crucial information which the team used to save the entire world. Ever since then the pair has been dragged along on missions against their will and the team's success rate has remained at 99% Hmmm? Why can the dog talk? Well, he can't tell Shaggy what he wants to eat if he couldn't could he? Just don't think to hard about it. The Migraines and hallucinations about starving in a chair aren't worth it. Together these brave heroes travel the galaxy solving mysteries and saving humanity one case at a time.
The Hive faction genestealers are some of my favorite. Mostly because of their seeming appearance in one of the Commisar Cain books. Namely they had infiltrated a PDF rebellion that had 'broken' apart into multiple mini rebellions all to dope the planetary leaders into getting all of their forces ready for one massive attack that only with the help of Cain and the local Plantary Governor's daughter managed to see through and undermine. Also on an unrelated note that Governor's daughter became infatuated with Cain and tried her damnest to get him to marry her. So much so that when he made up an excuse to go with some Space Marines on a mission she sneaked into his chamber to go with him.
How about the mini storys about cain and his arbites GF going to the local pleasure den and it was a genestealer cult and they ran away to the precinct house and two guardsman who were infected blew up the defences? Creepy asf. Or when cain had to execute two troopers who got infected by a cult
@@thatromanfella8377 Forgot that one. Though that would clearly not be Hive Genestealers. That whole city nearly fell and it was literally Cain's dumb luck that got him to uncover that cult. That last one was most certainly interesting and is in the book that was apart of their book club.
Its so fucking weird that you did a Genestealers video this week, because I finished Day Of Ascension, on Tuesday. So now I'm looking forward to the discussion video of it. :)
Is there a story where a chaos cult and a genestealer cult interact? It would be an interesting story as the Tyranids and Chaos Undivided where to fight each other for taking over the land they are in.
I think DK forgets just how gargantuan the Imperial Palace actually is. Being its essentially continent sized and acts as though it were a wart on the side of an Ecumenopolis
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@@kreankorm even I'm impressed with the deception
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I just love the fact that genestealer orkz technically exist, but the orkz just kill them anyway because they're either to chill or pink.
⬆️ Ignore the automated man of iron. There is no free dark age technology for you. Praise the Emperor and may his light guide us through the turmoil of the algorithm.
Cult of the Four Armed Emperor: "We're in your walls."
Hive Cult: "Walk softly and carry a big gun."
Bladed Cog: "The synergy of Bug and Machine!"
Rusted Claw: "Ungna Bugna"
Pauper Princes: "GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT!"
Twisted Helix: "I'm with the Science Team!"
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*raucous cheers from the science team*
Twisted Helix: "I'm the one you call Dr. Feelgood!"
"Are you seriously creating the new generation of genestealers alone? >:("
"NOH! I'M WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM"
Sons of Jormungundr: “I love Spaaaaaace!”
Cult of the Second Son: “Necromunda Calling!”
Innerwyrm: “Would you like Germseed with your Grox burger?”
Behemoid Undercult: “All hail Old One Eye!”
Wyrms of the Ur-tendril: “The call is coming from inside the Throne Room!”
Cult Hydraic: “Never talk to me or my cousins ever again!”
Star Kindred: “Praise the Sun!”
Cult Tenebrous: “Praise Grandpappy Nurgle!”
Voidbrood: “Snacks for the trip!”
Cult of the Star Saviours: “ANARCHY NOW!”
Blessed Wormlings: “We’re bug-eating Goths”
Genestealer cult member: "Are we the baddies?"
His friend: "No... whydo you ask?"
Two members standing in the middle of production of contaminated medicines to spread the infection.
*(The skies darkening with nightmarish monsters from beyond the galactic rim, star-spawned things and Lovecraftian abominations)*
Cultist: Call me paranoid, but I'm not sure they have our best interests in heart...
I got the biggest smile when DK asked why the chaplain didn't virus bomb the planet. Not only because it's a legitimate question, but it was clearly coming from a place of subverted expectations. DK, you've come so far in your learning and embracing of 40k culture. Proud of your nerdly progress! You can tell Bricky appreciated that level of thoughtful engagement, too. Great job guys! Excellent episode!
Why did they not virus bomb it tho
@@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
Yeah, I mean if they want the planet for it's minerals and such those won't melt to a virus right? The life eater virus only eats biomass no?
@@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062I believe it was genuinely because the Mechanicus refused to let it happen, since they still required the resources from that world
@@AsterixCodix dont virus bombs kill organic life only?
@@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 If I recall correctly, nope; on Istvaan III, it ate through a dreadnought.
The more human looking Genestealers being unfortunately hot makes sense if it's not officially canon, it'd help them boink more people and spread the infection
Genestealer cults would legitimately be one of the few factions where joining may actually get you a big tiddy gf. Shame about the free will you no longer have.
And before you say it is worth it, just remember they're looking for quality genes. With your luck they're going for quantity and you get to be cannon fodder.
Reject humanity, embrace horni.
Best way to make many more generations is tempting people with that gussy.
@@Tucker0603 sadly you get it
@@Tucker0603 G-Gussy
Bricky sounds so defeated after the poster announcement
I would be as well. I literally vomited on my phone on that
Good
I would be too
He hates the gays, it is known
Where replies?
_"Gussy"_ *- Boy, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device.*
“NOOOOOOO” - *Rogal Dorn, If the emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device*
NOOOOO!!!!!
-Dadornable
*"NOOOOOOOO!"* - Rogal Dorn
It’s actually from one of the TTS podcast episodes
Dammit forgot to say: “MOVE ON, SWIFTLY!”
"MOVE ON, SWIFTLY!"
You know what would be an interesting Tyranid concept? A hive fleet that preserves it's best warriors of different genus. So you might have a bunch of corrupted tau, humans etc. Serving for the hive fleet consistantly. Like old one eye
I have thought for years that a fantastic "new" faction for 40k would be a rouge Genestealer cult that somehow got itself completely severed from the Tyranid hivemind and thus developed its own unique culture and technology due to never being consumed by the hive fleets the way they were meant to be.
They could be like the biotech faction that freely uses genetic engineering to make their own crazy hybrid monster/super soldier units, like basically cross the Mechanicus level of religious fervor with the crazy genetic fuckery of that one Warhammer Fantasy Skaven clan that makes all the monsters.
I really like that idea, but I wonder how you could represent that on table top
@@deathdude42 wouldn't even have to be a rogue fleet, just one that does things different as they all do, preserving champions from the prior defenders of worlds they conquer and turn to biomass. A tyranid space marine, badass guard or other xenos planetary defense forces corrupted and turned into pawns for the hive fleet.
@@gestaltblitz8296 probably similar to the Genestealers allowing Guard, allowing like one or two of other factions units to act as converted heroes.
The voidbrood is similar. Its a genestealer cult fleet that wasnt consumed and instead travels with its hive fleet in stolen imperial vessels
It’s actually really neat. In the new codex it says that some genestealer cults are actually not being consumed and are now flying with the hive fleets as vanguards.
Naaaah that ruins it.
As does every bug but a hive guard skeleton crew not being recycled for next time.
They’re aliens.
They should be alien
@@redpilldiogenes4741 it's not like that. The Genecultists in reference are sort of an anomaly who are treated as pets and emergency snacks.
Then often the Genecults are stealing ships and spreading to other planets.
But overall i sort of (not entirely) disagree. I like the much more insideous nature of the genecults, where even Chaos isn't presented as even being capable of subtlty. But the geneculte particularly double helix sort of presents a terrifying idea that the Tyranids plan to seed life and come back to the galaxy again some time in the future.
@@redpilldiogenes4741 To be fair at that point the members of the vanguard are very much so still alien. They seem human and they can speak the same language but their brains are not at all human.
Its also possible they might be breaking them down and they just remake the greatest hits of genestealer insurgents from the consumed memories to land on a planet and start an infestation with an experienced seed starter pack. But alternatively BECAUSE Tyranids are so alien to us despite having all this information/memories of consumed humans the hivemind understands the data in alien/hungy bug ways and they don't really "get" how to make a convincing human from scratch and also starting from scratch on each planet wastes time. You can definitely still justify it as them being alien as long as there isn't a codex that comes out and says "yeah the nids just let the cultists live because they wanted to show how much they appreciate their generous donation to the swarm like bravo guys round of applause wow just wow"
THEN I'd have a problem with it. As is the nids are so perfectly depicted as alien that them doing something that even SEEMS human just turned into a handful of fun theories to mess around with on what incomprehensible bug logic might lead to that.
@@redpilldiogenes4741 why kill them if they have proven useful?
Why not send them ahead to prepare the meal and world?
Besides some still willingly fie and other still are killed
@@honestkyn718Because the point of them is to already be there for generations preparing an army and destabilising a world.
Not to fly just in front of the fleet where they would never have the time to do so.
Tonite on Ridiculous gear: Bricky goes bald to show off his genestealer bug brain, DK becomes an abominant and Shy be acting unwise with all this gussy
Gussy
That hive fleet Behemith Tyranussy got me acting unwise
Magussy?
“NOOOOOOOOOO,” Rogal Dorn.
"That is not fricken canon" - kitten
I am planning on running a deathwatch DND campaign for my friends soon. They don't know yet, but they will be fighting a genestealer cult. This episode is very useful to me. Great episode guys!
Oh hey dude, see you soon.
I need to know how well this works out
Give the deathwatch rpg a shot
Great thing about gene stealers is they easily lead into a lot of different styles of campaign of threats super easily. Late game threat? Nids! Political intrigue? Genestealer infected politicians. A little bit of everyrhing
Fun fact: you can be infected and not know your a genestealer, unknowingly be helping the cult and doom you brothers without a single hint you are a betrayer.
Now have fun with this little bit of knowledge when fucking with your players :)
So in "Infinite and Divine" they had the three-armed King... was that originally a version of the 4-armed Emperor cult, but Orichyn sliced off one arm off the patriarch?
Yeah, but Trazyn released it against him, so there was no cult before on the planet.
Precisely.
It funny how two petty old men caused so many major events in 40k
"They got wide hips."
I mean, they're genestealers, why wouldn't they have some THICC XENO BREEDING HIPS?
Have you seen a purestrain Genestealer? That carapace needs a lot of room to squeeze out through...
This NEEDS to be the next enemy in Darktide. Would make fantastic DLC.
Genestealers tend to be the central figure in space hulk, but I'd be open to just... more variety. GSC would be an entire different theater than the nurgle-corrupted hive... well, mainly? They could be a third faction.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 There's voicelines from Psyker's that already hint that the Shadow in the Warp is approaching Atoma, so I think it's going to happen eventually
@@johnj.spurgin7037 Having to fight your way through an already raging battle between Chaos and the Genestealer cult in order to complete some objective would be really interesting
DK is always charmingly naive. "Why don't the different subfactions of this group work together? They'd get so much done!" Why don't we do that in real life, my dude?
(As for why different Tyranid hive fleets fight each other: I always assumed they were like different ant colonies. Sure, ants are a 'hive mind' dedicated to the prosperity of their colony. That doesn't mean that they want *other* colonies prospering.)
the hive fleets fight to test their theoretical with the practical, as gilliman would say
your plan of evolution might be good enough to conquer weak humans, but is it the best
so fight and find out wich one really is the strongest, wich submind has the best plans, who adapts the best or the fastest
and then the winner gets all the genetics and tried mutations of the loser to use for their proven to be better plans
deliberate natural selection
nothing is lost except carbs
the tyranid hive fleets dont fight each other tho? and leviathan and kronos do work together. because each hive fleet is part of the same greater hivemind, there arnt different hive minds. think of it as different breeds of tyranid that carry mutually exclusive mutations to see which has a better chance of adapting to the beings in this galaxy through natural selection on a cosmic scale
That doesnt make sense,its been stated numerous times that all of them are one entity commqnded by one psychic thing
@@voltix54 but they sometimes do tho? It is stated in the codex that "different hive fleets have been observed competing with each other over biomass", and I highly doubt that that includes arguing over who takes what
@@marreh100 huh ya i guess the explanation that makes the most sense is if the tendrils we have now are testing probes to see which will evolve to be the most effective so if two meet they will consume the weaker one till the hivemind finds the perfect combination of genetics to eat this galaxy
The Commissariat is responsible for noticing genestealer infestation just like they’re responsible for noticing chaos corruption in Guard Regiments.if they notice signs of corruption they can notify the Inquisition but they are trained by the schola to notice and deal with cults. Subversion of actual guard regiments is rare and is usually PDF units without dedicated commissars that are turned
⬆️ Ignore the automated man of iron. There is no free dark age technology for you. Praise the Omnisiah, and may abominable intelligence be destroyed.
Sounds about right.
a thousand sons femboy?
wasnt there an artist who is now probably screaming madly from joy?
Vezimira, greater daemon of Tzeentch
yeah u/vezimira
Indeed
Yep
Vezimira, I think
Maybe a Dommy Mommy Magus Poster next?
Nah it's magnus NEET oneechan
I second this
Regardless of their subfactions; Genestealers will always have the best underground music.
Don't worry. We germans don't cringe at your pronounciation, we just rewatch the same 5 seconds 20 times to find out what you were trieing to say. Then we give up. I'm almost sure that you were talking dutch. Or some other fictional joke language.
Implying german and dutch arent joke languages lmao 😆
@@korvincarry3268 shut up Frenchy!
@@korvincarry3268 Says the one speaking a language based on french, latin and caeltic at the same time.
@@raiariitaiore4212 dont bring my bastard of a language into this! Its sensitive and sometimes doesnt even know what its trying to say. 🤣
@@raiariitaiore4212 …… and German………and Norse our language is kinda fucked
Some of the cult members break free of the hive-minds manipulation once the Tyranids actually arrive. Its usually the most human like ones or those that were only recently given the genestealers kiss.
I always love DK overcomplicating the answer for himself EVERY SINGLE TIME
Fun Fact: if you play Deathwatch, you can field Ortan Cassius and his kill team. It’s not that good in the actual game, but the models look extraordinary.
⬆️ Ignore the automated man of iron. There is no free dark age technology for you.
@@spehhhsssmarineer8961 Do not worry; my knowledge of the Imperial Truth lets me see through the heresies of Abominable Intelligence.
I read the Death Watch Books and after this Books can only say that I really hate the Genestealer Cults... More disgusting than Chaos.
You are referring to Steve Parker (I think) The Death Specter Liberian protagonist?
Yep. That first story is disgusting!
What happens?
@@darklombax2580 without spoiling too much; an female agent of the Inquisititon is very deliberately sent to investigate a Genestealer cult. That she is female and of "superior genetic breeding" is important to the plans of the Inquisititors leading the "investigation"....
It gets very disgusting and morally abhorrent even by 40k standards...
Idk after reading Day of Ascension I do have sympathy for the average member
@@Kristian.B.Kristiansen with funny Raven Guard dude?
Bricky: "I made poor decisions as a kid"
This episode: Hey kids who wants to revolt?
Please ignore the bot
12:11 when bricky said “they Kidnapped the Daughter of like a Governor” that reminds me of the Plot for Resident evil 4.
When my bestie said: "Together we need to overthrow the patriarchy!" I suspected she must be in a cult, but now it all makes much more sense to me, thank you ❤
Talk about how the Pauper Princes have actually made a cult underneath Terra!
That's not canon and inquisitorial representatives have been dispatched to your location. Do not seek shelter or resist, citizen.
THEY WHAT?!
Its almost like they did in this episode
@@TiernanWilkinson wait are there cultist on terra
52:45 ?
27:51 And lo the four-armed Emperor proclaimed, "Let there be bitches and hoes!"
_The female Genestealer Magus pops into existence_
And deliver he did.
Remember that they only sometimes get pulled from the Hive Mind. Really depends on how dickish it is feeling.
I gotta say that Genestealers are my favorite Xenos faction cause they look amazing.
Also Femboy Thousand Son is a gift from the Changer of Ways that I would love to get.
Considering Bricky's love of sisters, I'm unsurprised he likes the Pauper Princes. Makes me wonder if a cult could actually infect them.
I've read two 40k novels that touch on this. One's a spoiler for the book and one isn't.
The one that isn't is in Cult of the Spiral Dawn - the prologue has a Sisters outpost wiped out by a fledgling cult, aided by a sister that they were able to indoctrinate (the process of choosing her is described as psychically probing the minds of the sister to find one with weaknesses or doubts), who is later regarded as a saint within the cult.
The one that is a SPOILER is in the epilogue of Cult of the Warmason. The sister leader who is the main character of the novel is revealed to have been secretly indoctrinated during her final showdown with the patriarch (or possibly when she survived a genestealer uprising in her childhood, it's vague and alluded to during a bout of hypnotic hallucinations).
Tldr: yes they can, but it seems like people with stronger wills and unshakable faith are harder to indoctrinate into the cult.
It's exceptionally rare and the imperium erases any record of such events to maintain the SoB's PR.
Bricky, getting a sponsor for a personal hygiene product, with an audience of tabletop game players.
You're doing the world a great service
I REALLY want to see them cover the Soul Drinkers. One of the weirdest space marine chapters in 40k.
⬆️ Ignore the automated man of iron. There is no free dark age technology for you.
Sarpedon is one of the coolest chapter masters
40:55
Rusted claws are the funniest just because of this philosophy joke
I think the first Genstealer Cult to be found was on Ichar IV at the start of The Second Tyrannic War, and they were called 'the brotherhood.'
Please for all that is good, ignore the bot.
"At least in the Imperium you don't get turned into soup."
Sounds like somebody's never heard of Corpsestarch!
Just wanted to come back and say I finally got to reference something I learned from watching this channel while playing Necromunda. The Bladed Cog genestealers cult makes an appearance in Hired Gun and I was totally like, "Hey, Adeptus Ridiculous just covered these guys!"
Top tier work, guys 👍
I love that the rusted claw fashioned their flag originally out of a nobleman’s cape (the noble is of course dead)
Man, I really want that Poster but Holy Hell, USA shipping to UK it more than the Poster itself!
In the end we’re all fleshbags and as everything else we shall rust and die
(Also the rust magus is from the rusted claw and their symbol is supposed to represent the eternal rust that will eventually claim the cog of the imperium)
Ps: the rusted claw have worked together with the bladed cog to make special plastic containers to transport the magus that rusted everything without destroying the ship they were using
Bricky: "I did not make this poster."
Also Bricky: *Made every single 'Femboy Thousand Suns' joke on the channel
Also Shy: *Wanted sexy sandbag (probably)
I read Day of Ascension last week because I like the genestealer cult. I give it 5 out of 5
So the GeneStealers on Terra where not in the Palace at all the Deathwatch found a Hive of them and the Custodes cleared the entire cult losing a Dozen Custodes for the millions of GeneStealers they destroyed.
What a birthday gift! My friend got me some more genestealer models to build, an episode about the genestealers, and the book club this month is a genestealer book. This is great, how did you guys know just what I wanted?
idk how many episodes I've watched from this channel. But I just realized that Bricky is in danger if someone had some body spray with all those candles next to his head.
I also grew up with the live action Inspector Gadget movie, there was a second one too that decided to obscure Claw's face even though they already showed it in the first one, then they replaced the love interest with a robot cop lady
Tonite on Ridiculous Gear:Bricky gets turned by a gene stealer, DK gets capped by an inquisitor and Shy uses manskaped to not give away the fact that she is a genestealer
Bricky sounded so defeated when he mentioned the new poster. Also I thought Shy and DK said the next one after the Toxic one was going to be way worse. This ain't worse. This is tame compare to that.
15:20 Imperial Fist Fred, Sister of Battle Daphne, Inquisitor Velma, Commissar Shaggy and Scooby the Cyber Mastiff
An Inquisitor getting suspicious about your world sure is a serious health hazard
Just an FYI for my fellow Cultists, you can take a baneblade as brood brother detachment
47:48
**shy on her way to show cleaveland every time the cast mention a bad place to be**
I just need to say I started my 40k army collection thanks to this show but why did you make me love guardsman so much when we haven’t gotten a codex update for 9th
There is no easter bunny. There is no Queen of England. And there is no free PC.
Please ignore and report the bot.
I'm glad you're starting Day of Ascension. It's probably the one book that really made me root for the GSC.
10:06 So I know that's probably supposed to be some giblets he's chewing on, but I like to think he's just chugging some water from a watering can.
The weapon the lil guy is holding for the Pauper Princes' banner is just a rock hammer. That blade thing on the bottom is part of the banner behind the end of the hammer's handle lol
Scooby Doo 40k crossover idea. Shaggy - kroot, Scooby - kroot hound, Velma - tech priest, Daphne - navigator, Fred - free trader.
Are there examples of genestealers infesting a Knight house?
Or does the throne mechanicum sniff it out and reject them?
Omg, the big rig reference was amazing! Thanks Shy!
Dont know if someone had already told you but, the trist inccident was waaay before the imperium were complete aware what tyranids actually were.
The good chaplain Cassius being some of the few survivors of the first tyranid war. Remember genestealers were relationed with tyranids at this moment.
So cults have being around the Galaxy a long long Time.
In this episode: DK gets probed by Genestealers and Bricky starts worshiping the four-armed emperor. Shy is lost in the warp
I think the hips thing with female genestealer cultists has something to do with the idea which was in the past. Like when mothers depicted in art had large foreheads and wide hips. That meant those could produce more babies, since back in the day death during the child birth was rather common.
I spent more time trying to figure out which person in Adeptus Rediculus was called Adric than I would like to say
that's okay and many make that mistake.
How can bricky hate the poster? This is the best poster EVER!
I like the look of the Bladed Cog, but then again, I mostly like the look of anything AdMech.
Best faction in the imperium!!!
26:05 The Hivecult can, undeniably, dig it.
Exactly what I needed in a trying time, you guys are the best. Im currently using alot of GS models in my new army to make up part of the Gueseva of my Tau mercenaries. The bikes and trucks make for an interesting mix, along with the infantry.
You guys should totally talk about the behemoid undercult, last time I checked I believe they worship old one eye to the point where they cut one of their own eyes out in tribute to the Old carnifex
Who hopes that they do a video on the Talaren Desert Raiders and how a certain event in 2001 destroyed any possible future they had?
In one of the tale of four warlords in white dwarf, there was a genstealer doctor who soloed 3 death avoid terminators
Brood brother infantry > then astra militarum infantry change my mind
both are trash as neither are worthy of pinning here
Nope. I agree
Yes inquisitor, this comment
"Insert obligatory BLAM joke here"
Praying for cool brood brother rules
I've done it! Behold!
The Ordos Misterius! The best sleuths in the entire Imperium.
Their leader is Inquisitor Fredrick. He was a dropout from the Adeptus Mechanicus as he discovered through several months of undercover investigations that the Magos was consorting with the Dark mechanicus to unleash an Abominable Intelligence onto the forge world of Bara 5. He fulfilled his duty to the Emperor by foiling the heretics schemes by not only destroying the A.I but also utilizing his talents in traps and Sabotage to incapacitate all involved without even spilling a drop of both his blood or the Heretics ensuring that they faced the full wrath of the Adeptus ministorum. In honor of his achievements he was made an Inquisitor and now utilizes those same skills to serve the Imperium.
He is a blonde man with a right blue eye and a red eye prosthetic wearing a white version of the inquisitor uniform accented by an orange ascot. His right arm is a cybernetic that can open to reveal all the tools he may need to make his famous Goldberg traps.
Personality wise he is quite kind if not a tad bit obsessed with traps. But be warned, for he is not soft nor naive and if you gain his ire your next bathroom break will become your own Goldberg Execution chamber.
His second in Command is the lovely Daphne. She is a beauty wearing a purple skin tight bodysuit with flowing orange hair, ruby lips, skin like porcelain, and mechanical antenne prosthetics to replace her missing ears that are the only thing marring her lithe hourglass figure.
She was a slave gladiator fighting for the pleasure of a planetary govenor who enjoyed forcefully augmenting his gladiators and having the fight both Xenos and beasts. She was the current champion with 99 victories to her name.
She had lost her ears on her 95th win and the cybernetics allows her to both retrieve and send vox signals that the governor would use torture her via playing loud noises every night.
But the Governor got bored of her constant victories so he made the brilliant decision to import a Pskyer who had a strange 8 pointed start tattooed onto him.
During the following Daemonic incursion Fredrick, who had begun investigating the Govenor for possible connections to the slaver Dark Eldar found himself keeping a fortified position in the slave pens as they ironically enough, were the safest place on the planet due to them being made to hold all sorts of powerful creatures.
He heard a vent cover fall and barely managed to survive Daphne's descending drop kick that would of surely knocked his head off his shoulders. The heavily injured Daphne who was at Ground Zero of the incursion since the Psyker was her opponent before he went nuclear, fell into the rope trap set by fredrick beneath the vent and was promptly captured.
She expected him to kill her but no, he didn't. She was the first non Daemon he had seen in hours and desperate for both info and backup, released her on the condition of her using her ears to call for help.
It took 2 days before the Incursion was stopped and they were rescued and Daphne has stayed by his side ever since. It is an open secret that they are a couple but HOW they became such in just 2 days is a topic of great interest among their peers.
Daphne is cold and very judgmental, never wasting an opportunity to point out the flaws of everyone around her but when it comes to her team and ESPECIALLY Fredrick she is warm and a bit of a scatterbrain.
The third member is the Astropath Velma who joined due to her incessant habit of snooping around led her, Fredrick, and Daphne fleeing from an Orc WAAGH in the spaceship equivalent of a Dumpster the first time they met.
She has short brown hair, pale skin, and a pear shaped figure. She dresses in an orange dress and over her eyes is a special set of Spectacles that allows her to see but they often fall off resulting in her on her hands and knees grasping around for them.
Personally wise she is filled to the brim with Curiosity and between her staggering intellect and her incredible powers of deduction Fredrick eagerly recruited her to the team.
The last two members are always together so they will share an entry.
Shaggy and his Great Dane Scooby Doo are both cowards and gluttons always looking for something to munch on.
Shaggy is a thin , brown haired man with stubble on his chin wearing a green shirt and brown pants.
Scooby Doo is a talking brown great Dane wearing a collar with Inquisitor seal hanging off it.
They were the last members of the team to be recruited and it was for a very simple reason.
Shaggy is a chef and they wanted something good to eat out in the field.
They stayed behind in the ship during missions for the first 3 months
Until one day the pair left to buy groceries and by complete accident stumbled acros a Genestealer cult and escaped unscathed bearing crucial information which the team used to save the entire world.
Ever since then the pair has been dragged along on missions against their will and the team's success rate has remained at 99%
Hmmm? Why can the dog talk? Well, he can't tell Shaggy what he wants to eat if he couldn't could he?
Just don't think to hard about it. The Migraines and hallucinations about starving in a chair aren't worth it.
Together these brave heroes travel the galaxy solving mysteries and saving humanity one case at a time.
Great writing. I liked the part where Shaggy and Scooby are the cause for Ordos Misterious' success
''so you really wanna know how i freak it'' ~ twisted helix patriarch.
Lois voice: Peter-abo, Horus is here.
The Hive faction genestealers are some of my favorite. Mostly because of their seeming appearance in one of the Commisar Cain books. Namely they had infiltrated a PDF rebellion that had 'broken' apart into multiple mini rebellions all to dope the planetary leaders into getting all of their forces ready for one massive attack that only with the help of Cain and the local Plantary Governor's daughter managed to see through and undermine.
Also on an unrelated note that Governor's daughter became infatuated with Cain and tried her damnest to get him to marry her. So much so that when he made up an excuse to go with some Space Marines on a mission she sneaked into his chamber to go with him.
How about the mini storys about cain and his arbites GF going to the local pleasure den and it was a genestealer cult and they ran away to the precinct house and two guardsman who were infected blew up the defences? Creepy asf.
Or when cain had to execute two troopers who got infected by a cult
@@thatromanfella8377 Forgot that one. Though that would clearly not be Hive Genestealers. That whole city nearly fell and it was literally Cain's dumb luck that got him to uncover that cult.
That last one was most certainly interesting and is in the book that was apart of their book club.
@@marcuswanha9723 i think gene stealers woll be my next army if i ever get to finishong and playing alot of my guard army
28:09 have you heard the expression "Child bearing hips"?
Do we remeber how genestealers multiply?
Cool episode and it came out right before my birthday, is this a sign i should start a genestealer cult army? Anyways love you guys and gremlin
I’m calling it: next poster is a Pin Up Genestealer Magos.
29:47 How they react to a glass of sugar water does the trick 🤫.
The Bladed Cog: man, machine, and bioform in perfect union
Its so fucking weird that you did a Genestealers video this week, because I finished Day Of Ascension, on Tuesday. So now I'm looking forward to the discussion video of it. :)
My personal ranking of the Cults by coolness factor:
-Twisted Helix
-Bladed Cog
-Rusted Claw
-Four Armed Emperor
-Hivecult
-Pauper Princes
I love that most of the sponsored ads have been hair related. Atleast the ones I remember
And poster bought. As soon as I saw the digital version I knew I would be getting it.
It would be pretty cool if they did a video on the Sisters of the Night
now we need alpha Legion tomboy as the ultimate reverse trap
hydra dominartus
Is there a story where a chaos cult and a genestealer cult interact? It would be an interesting story as the Tyranids and Chaos Undivided where to fight each other for taking over the land they are in.
I think DK forgets just how gargantuan the Imperial Palace actually is. Being its essentially continent sized and acts as though it were a wart on the side of an Ecumenopolis
Thousand Sons femboy? But do I have 1000 of them and do they all call me Daddy?
Me and my Cajun/Hillbilly Ymgarl cult:
Ye pick'd the wrong side of the sectah, padn'r
so cool to hear some some of the quotes that got put onto the mtg commander decks flavor text
i need a night lords poster no matter how cursed it may be
They should read “Day of Ascension” for the book club. Get a good insight into the genestealer cult and their thought process.
Newest meme unlocked: The Mystery Inc. Genestealer Cult
Genestealer Cults... _"Stop being a cog in the Imperial Machine and become lunch for Space Bugs instead"._
Patiently waiting for the deathwatch episode, no rush
17K has been reached so I guess we all know what the next 3 episodes are probably gonna be
the uprisings and such are exactly why I simp for chaos