OFFLINETV PLAYS DARTS ON $100,000 ROBOT DOG
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ย. 2020
- This is what we used $100,000 for!
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#OfflineTV #RobotDog #Darts - บันเทิง
Michael, when robodog falls: GET BACK TO WORK
Michael, when robodog is hit by a dart: *THE CHILD*
I mean if my dog got hit by a dart I’d be more concerned than my dog just falling over
@@spaghettboy2173 wait so you dont use your dog as a dart target?
@@bobsterr6144 damn i never thought of that. I got 2 cats so double points I guess.
@@isaacjrat 20 if you hit both heads!
OMFG THE ANSWERS LMAO XDXD
I like how Scarra couldn't hit a goddamn thing... until he had a head to aim at.
Murder... is a powerful incentive.
Atleast he's better than Thor
@@frinzkhiane5118 underrated lmaooo
Its his murder instincts
Don Scarra isn't the one who gets his hands dirty; it's usually his Cappos doing the grunt work.
*Everybody:* Darts
*Michael:* 404 error score not found
@@charlesm.2604 But at 10:23, Michael's score actually reads (0)404.
@@charlesm.2604 Sometimes we simply miss the details.
Haha but since its Michael, more like, error 420 not found 😂
Michael is so good at coding he even coded his scores
michael really said error 0404
Poki: “oooh Doritos!”
Michael: “J Ä G E R M E I S T E R”
A true programmer
JÄÄÄGERMEEEISTEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@dapu8033 good thing papa wasnt there
_JÄGER_
Let's see who is the first one to get the reference.
When Lily hit the dog, Michael's face was mortified. I love it.
When was that?
@@justaregularwizard6213 idk
@@justaregularwizard6213 I forgot, but Lily landed a dart on Robodog
The dog drowned anyway i think
@@justaregularwizard6213 8:42
They "bought" a bunch of prices, a 70k robodog, and an actual roll of arcade tickets ... but not a real Dart Board ...
They didn't even draw the dart board right. They left out the double and triple point zones for the non-bullseye partitions.
@@adamjtin tis' called "budget"
This is to avoid taxes
No, what's weirder is that was an actual dart ring stuck on a piece of paper! They actually removed it from a friggin dart board!
@@lemurpie9381 yes but the actual thing about the not getting a real board is quarintine
4:26 This is the best camerawork I have ever seen, damn.
It looks like it travels farther than it actually is
Righ!? How did they get that shot. Insane
Zoom in plus tracking during edit, my guess
@@yogami3270 No, it looks too smooth to be an edit, I think its just Brodin being a god with the camera
@@thepotatolord1679 tracking can be done smoothly but yes I think it his godly camera skills
"I would like 2 nights stay at the Inn please"
"I'm not an innkeeper"
Best oblivion dialog
how does this have no comment
I laughed my ass off of that, that was so random
As soon as Michael defeated the Doritos, his power was multiplied tenfold... yeah makes sense
Would have been hilarious if he won, after hitting the bag.
He gains power by causing pain and chaos
i thought I was the only one who noticed
weel,
yea,it sure has
Change your name to dzaros the dorito
@@regalrevolt4989 wish granted
I love how Michael doesn't care about the points and tickets, and still gets to have a 500 ticket Jägermeister
Because broden doesn't want to be his next victim, I mean test subject
Good comment
Jägermeister*
I mean he's the only one who shot the doritos, that deserves a pretty big reward
Jägermeister!!!!!
"What should we do?"
"Let's throw darts at the most expensive thing that we own"
For CONTENT
STONKS
There’s something strangely wholesome about Brodin letting Michael have the Jaegermeister
He knows that Michael probably taze him if there is no Jaegermeister
Like a little boy being given free candy
He knows michael will take it,even if it takes some voltage, so better avoid the robodog having a mounted taser charging at everyone by giving it to him
"Do you work better under pressure?"
"No"
Scarra: *So you have chosen death*
Sinbad the film
Um
I’m just gaining to leave bye
now im imagining scarra but with big eyes
Scarra: I’m abouta man this whole career’s end
Plot twist: sykkuno isn’t here cause they turned him into THE BOY
16:20
we can assume Toast and Sykkuno are gods of darts
Incog 0, Sykunno played tennis so his aim is probably pretty good
@@kyru_art No i think
boy oh boy
Lily: puts on masK
Micheal: “Jinkys”
It was scarra
Yeah tho that was scarra
Michael: "Stand up, and get bACK TO WORK!"
Also Michael: *nearly crying because his robodog got a dart stuck in its shoulder*
The look on Michael’s face when Lily hit the dog was some of the most genuine emotion I’ve seen from him
8:40
@@danielberger1006 I love you Daniel
7:25
Its cause he was worried that it would stop progress on the legendary tazer dog
He was like "my baby" 8:48
OfflineTV: *Gets a robot dog that costs thousands of dollars*
Also OfflineTV: *Has to make their own dart board instead of just buying one for $20*
it looks like they TORE OFF the number ring from an actual dartboard.... its hanging/falling off of the rediboard at some points; a big metal ring with metal numbers attached
They already spent their money on the dog, they couldn't also get a good board
it could have been too heavy for the dog
@@mazzuli5005 a heavy dartboard weighs maybe 10 lbs... the dog can carry 30lbs+
Because they spent all their money on the mf dog
Dude the look of absolute horror on Michael's face when his beer pisser gets hit by a dart is hilarious
Lol beer pisser
15:38 when you buy alcohol for the first time
Scarra: "Yeah yeah, I look like a professional thrower"
His 0 score for that round: *professionally throwing this game*
he said I look like not I am so nothing wrong abt that hehe
cant take the dignitas out of scarra
the score can speak?
My god Lily's laugh when she wore that mask is terrifying.
It was annoying that's all
@@ricecum3079 Kind of like your comment
Facts 😂😂😂
Eh, wasn’t even close to SCP Secret laboratory
Really? Have you watch lily scp vid?
Notice at the end Michael said *”I think with this video we fully paid off robo dog, so now we can throw him in the pool”* coincidence I think *NOT*
Lily’s laughing while wearing the boy is genuinely creepy af...
other people when their dog gets hurt: aww oh no we have to take it to the vet to see if hes okay
michael: *SIT.* *STAND UP AND DO YOUR WORK*
@rolls right😭
LOL. Stand UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!
one of the pro's of robo dogs...
OTV: Buys a highly sophisticated, state of the art AI learning robot, for the same price as a nice car
Also OTV: uses it to move a dart board
"Nice car" you can buy a nice car for 30k lol that shit costs 100k that's like a tesla right there
@@HellO-ik8ur ??? where tho
and they didn't even get a real dart board
@@comfypeepo The irony in this is that a base model tesla cost relatively close to 30k lmao
worth
8:47 never have i seen michael with genuine fear and concern
yvonne was like. Yo im not good at this.
12 minutes later:
+17
+17
+10
+19
+55
+25
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+250
+10000
+4679847
Too bad the 10 points didn’t count because they missed to add them on the board :(
“now we can throw robodog in the pool”
he wasnt joking.
@@YuleeVan_ yeah, but what really happened was that robodog needed to be charged and it would take a day and toast promised to make a vid with robodog that same day it needed to be charged
@@xaviergarcia1805 so it didn't fell in the pool? Thank god!
they're severely waterproofed, so it wouldn't even made a dent in how it performs 😰
@@rekkisomo Well, they're IP54 protected, where 4 stands for Liquid ingress protection and is rated for "Splashing of water". In the Spot Launch video it stands in the rain with seemingly no problems. If it were to fall into the pool, it would need at least level 7, or "Immersion, up to 1 meter (3 ft 3 in) depth", which is still not enough if you think about it, as pools tend to not be 1 meter deep
Scarra: There’s no way i can stick this to his head
proceeds to headshot twice
I love how at first Michaels like get stand up and get back to work
Dog: gets hit
Michael: my child!
a true father son relationship
My tax deduction
WHAT!?
@@thelegend8153 pLS-
Time stamp
4:26 anyone else enjoying this tracking shot of the dart?
Like... actual pogs.
I like how they try to use robo dog for something useful and then Michael makes it pee beer
Making the robot 20x more useful
4:26 Can we just praise the cameraman? That shot was really good, he followed the dart almost perfectly
I came to the comments for this exact reason, that was an amazing shot
It looked more like a wideshot that had zoom and tracking applied in post to me.
@@heekoo_8287 still looks good lol
I thought it was almost faked for a sec but nah its just hella good tracking.
It's Brodin.
Intro: "Crazy Darts"
Me: So how's the 70k robot dog is it still alive?
Dont know
They probably made the video before it died
@@Tejas-xg9ey What? When did he die?
this is a week before
They jebaited you. He never died
Michael did really well when he stopped aiming for the doritos
BRODIN IS SO TALL WHEN HE GAVE THE TICKETS TO LILY HE DIDNT EVEN FIT
I can just imagine sykkuno playing this and being like "egh" while he throws
lol yeah hahaha
Venting noises
that actually cute tho
But hits a bullseye every time
Kinda like Poki did?
Can we just talk about how Lily nailed the laugh with the mask perfectly?
I was 69
Is anybody able to determine and graph the changes in pitch? I’ll need this for future study.
What if they played a “hide-and-seek” type game but Lily seeks with the mask on
Nah the taser is scarier
7:56 real reason why they moved, to get the deposit back
Velma: puts on ghost mask
Everybody: You've become the very thing you sworn to destroy.
Yes I see an original comment that's is very original
@@peanutbutterpuppies2756 you’re literally subbed to the most generic, repetitive TH-camrs, you’re one to talk lmao
@@temerianlillies this was a while ago but since I liked this comment imma guess I wasn't being sarcastic. I can't remember tho
@@temerianlillies also almost all of the people I am subbed to I don't watch anymore if at all
Scarra: "CraZY dArtS"
Michael: "darts with a tax deduction"
I freakin' love Michael
@The Clutcher Me too
@The Clutcher robodog is being used for content they get a tax deduction
100k dog: no problem. easily in the budget.
30 buck dartboard: nah mate. too expensive
reminds me of prozd eating random shit for videos.
Michael: "So now we can throw him in the pool"
He wasn't lying...
"So now we can throw him into the pool"
little did they know...
Lily should hide in Michaels closet at night and try scare him.
Michael has muscles and tasers. Do you really want to see his fear response?
@@Nerdnumberone "hey buddaiyee..." *duel wields tasers with a sadistic smile*
*lunges for the kill*
Knowing Michael, the closet probably tazes her if she tries to get in
@@CallMeVidd It isn't *supposed* to do that, but he made a small wiring mistake...
@@Nerdnumberone "remember mark, do NOT touch this part and this part... it will pass electricity through your heart" from the drinking cup taser. well he didnt mean for it to happen, it was, alas, a small wiring mistake.
Everyone's objective : hit the target
Michael's objective : hit the doritos
that was Michaels target 🎯
he is so quirky
Isnt there like points there?
now we need Lily to say "Jinkies!"
8:33
Someone please get this into that meme which has Pam from the office going "Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos" and then she says "They're the same picture."
Scarra: There’s no way i can stick this to his head
*proceeds to headshot twice*
Aimbot
3 times actually. He could not pierce the hard mask the first time. If it were soft like the side he would have been even richer.
pog
"The Boy" mask stays ON in the minecraft bed.
No cap, michael finna head out and return with a tazer or somethin
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! no we were joking
But is it better than Michael's "The Boys" baby ?
After round 4 we all knew micheal was the real winner: his points spelled 404, everyone’s favourite error.
11:21
The boi: “you wanna brawl? YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?!”
when Michael said " i want the jager" and everyone shared their tickets and even brodin said "for you ill make an exception" such a cool bro moment right there
Jäger*
A BROdin moment
*cheating*
@@kingjulien9732 but who knows how to type ä?
@@ianbrobin544 yeah, it's pretty hard right?
Yvonne = Those students who say they havent studies for the test but gets top score
3:07 love how Michael wipes his hand on his pants after Lily lets go of his hand. Lmao
no those just itchy thighs
*This feels like a game that would be at a futuristic dystopian type of Chuck E. Cheese’s.*
So Chuck E Cheese’s
Child robot dog riding races
Edit: I meant child
ah yes. h i t t h e b o y
Everyone: tries their best to win
Micheal: -DORITOS-
More like DOREEEEEEEEEETOS
Honestly,he deserved those Doritos
He set his own goal.. and succeeded, he's the clear winner
its cause if he actually tried he would have won with in three turns
lily: "someone do the maths"
also lily: *does it herself*
I only recently started watching some OTV videos and I'm now jealous/proud of Michael since he's with Lily, especially because he's a year older than me. This video just shows it more with them together in the background, its so cute.
I don’t know why but poki and scarra singing and dancing to scooby-doo is such a precious moment
When was ur?
I mean it
@@gallonsandwich5887 5:57 to 6:14 probably my favourite bit from this vid :)
WOW
the meories
Also at 8:25
Robo Dog really fits right in the offline crew xD
This is the second time I saw you comment on someone else's video
But last week,he died
@@isadlks what?
Ikrr
Yow brah its Tj
16:13 lily looked so out of place there xD
jinkies
jinkies
jinkies
I love how throughout the video, Michael and Lily would hold hands and just be near each other when the others threw their darts, I just thought that was really wholesome💕
everyone: WE GOTTA GET SOME POINTS
michael: YVONNE GETS NO DORITOS
"my goals are beyond your understanding"
When Lily hit the robo dog, Michael's face was like "my baby nooo"
Thats probably the same face Lily would make if Michael did the same to Temmie
@@apexgear2340 that would be worse
"I tried to aim for the boy" 🤣
Brodin giving Michael alchooool is like literal primary school drug deal and child
Next time on offlinetv: robodog throws darts with THEM holding the target
That's a Michael Reeves video in a nutshell.
DONT GIVE BRANDON ANY IDEAS
@@Rolando_1212 i think his name is brodin not brandon
Automatic dart launch cannons installed on the dog
@@liambhagan9239 Oh- AM SORRY I CANT SPELL AGH THIS IS EMBARRASSING
I love how Mykull has just claimed the garage as his own territory
I wanna see Lily dress in the whole outfit, sneak into everyone’s rooms while they are sleeping, and just stand in the corner and laugh creepily
1:33
Lily: don't worry, I never miss
Also lily: *misses*
“Why is there a hole in the wall?”
OTV: we were chucking darts at a $70k robot dog
LOL
lily "i'm not an innkeeper!!" was the funniest line
👍
How
9:48 - Harvest Dawn
I don't get it
Lmao
Imagine getting a 100 000$ robot dog but not bothering to get an actual dartboard for this shoot lol. You could've deducted that too...
I lost my friend for an odd reason and got sad over it, watching these video's makes me happier and it gave a some confidence where I got my friend back. Thank you OfflineTV!!! : D
Michael looks like a kid when he's begging for that jagermeister. XD
(In a posh english accent) " Please sir can i have the Jägermister?"
Michael looks like a kid doing whatever.
Jägermeister*
Lily's "I'm not an inkeeper" was so genuine lmao you just know that michael has been teasing her about it all day
I don't understand the joke what does it mean??? O_o
@@shaynguyen836 it's a joke that Michael has a fetish of being taken care of by innkeepers, and pesters Lily to act out the fantasy.
@@BluoenixInstitute yeah I can see that
@@BluoenixInstitute timestamp?
@@Bruh-vd1pp 9:49
7:15 micheal establishing himself as an early target for robot overlords
did scarra just clutched this holy
Meanwhile, Toast vented for the second time.
Yeah, bro, Why is Toast missing?
It's been the second time
@@khantzawhtet6896 Pretty sure this was filmed when he was in Canada last month
Can we just appreciate Scarra saying "jinkies" when she put the mask on? lmao
The vintage Sonic Adventure OST in this video makes me so happy
Glad Michael kept his consistent 0 & 4 and then dominated at the end with 26 once he speared the doritos
Everyone else: Hitting the board
Michael: lemme just.....Doritos
More than 400 like, but no replie, strange
I love how lily and Michael are just holding eachother in the back
I thought I was the only one that noticed!!
*Wholesome crackheads*
3:07 wipes his hand on his shorts after Lily let's go
Brodin: buys new tv, projector screen, jaggermeister, and other expensive stuff for prizes
Also Brodin: hand-drawn dart board taped to a pizza box
Me: “I am no simp”
*looks at poki*
Also me: “but she is my new crush”
I mean she's seems like pretty cool and fun person to be around can't really blame ya
4:27 that camera following the dart was so good.
Watched it twice to check if it was a edit but nope. 👍
Fr I was like woah is this a movie
Me: Michael is gonna win this.
Mykull: HAHA DORITOS GOES BRRRRRRR
😐
He won his game
@@neosabien6998 he was 5 universe ahead of them
That meme doesn't even make sense here, stop trying so hard for likes and just say something original
@@oftheHowl yes it does you causal
Everyone else: Hits if they’re trying to
Yvonne: Robodog jukes
When Micheal saw the dog get hit with the dart it looked his life dream was over and was so sad it one-of the most genuine emotions I have seen from here he looked hurt and destroyed
Michael: *hits Doritos*
Screen: *flashes green*
Brodin: *lets Michael buy 500 ticket Jägermeister with 50 tickets*
Brodin knows the *real* game
Okay the Lily as "The Boy" was a lot scarier than the Zombie Lily with the professional makeup lol. Just sayin!
Velma sold her soul to satan, like zoinks man
I still wanna know who dressed up as the boy from the halloween video
Seeing Michael standing next to Brodin at 12:10 gives me so many emotions and i don't know what they are
“What’s new Scooby-“ (music cuts out)
My heart: *I hate EVERYONE*
everyone: scoring points
michael: 404 error has occurred
10:20
I was looking for a comment about this
404 points not found
Poor wall & deposit 😂😂
F to the wall
There's no way that would be the deposit you can easily fix it
@@parker4260 Here in Asia they'd find a way to charge you for it :P
@@Zlapped where you live japan? Because that's wild in the middle east they be chilling china it matters where you at
@@parker4260 Thailand :)
The Cameraman At 4:25... That Was Amazing
I fee like we havent had enough robodog content which makes me think Michael has done something amazingly stupid. Im excited but want more robodog
Tom Brady: "I'm the GOAT"
Scarra: Allow me to introduce myself.
Uhhh, did you watch that Saints game? TB is more like XQC now
@@Vexas345 holy shit you fucking killed him dude!