@@YuleeVan_ yeah, but what really happened was that robodog needed to be charged and it would take a day and toast promised to make a vid with robodog that same day it needed to be charged
@@rekkisomo Well, they're IP54 protected, where 4 stands for Liquid ingress protection and is rated for "Splashing of water". In the Spot Launch video it stands in the rain with seemingly no problems. If it were to fall into the pool, it would need at least level 7, or "Immersion, up to 1 meter (3 ft 3 in) depth", which is still not enough if you think about it, as pools tend to not be 1 meter deep
He knows michael will take it,even if it takes some voltage, so better avoid the robodog having a mounted taser charging at everyone by giving it to him
it looks like they TORE OFF the number ring from an actual dartboard.... its hanging/falling off of the rediboard at some points; a big metal ring with metal numbers attached
when Michael said " i want the jager" and everyone shared their tickets and even brodin said "for you ill make an exception" such a cool bro moment right there
@@Nerdnumberone "remember mark, do NOT touch this part and this part... it will pass electricity through your heart" from the drinking cup taser. well he didnt mean for it to happen, it was, alas, a small wiring mistake.
I only recently started watching some OTV videos and I'm now jealous/proud of Michael since he's with Lily, especially because he's a year older than me. This video just shows it more with them together in the background, its so cute.
Michael -"i would like two nights stay at the inn please" Lilly - "im not an inn keeper" :') the way she said that :') i wonder how many times he's said that :')
8:33 Someone please get this into that meme which has Pam from the office going "Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos" and then she says "They're the same picture."
Another episode, another list of sounds coming out from Yvonne (grandma edition): - dying grandma - still dying grandma - grandma tripped - grandma falling down the stairs - grandma can't get up - i don't know
@@scottwpilgrim Don't know if you meming but that is Brodin holding the camera. As you can see at 0:18 or 4:36 . Impressive camera tracking on Brodin's part.
I lost my friend for an odd reason and got sad over it, watching these video's makes me happier and it gave a some confidence where I got my friend back. Thank you OfflineTV!!! : D
Poki: wins the game Michael: Destroys the doritos Lily: gets the boy mask Scarra: Double Head-Shots the boy Yvonne: Gets the doritos everyone is happy, there are only legends in this game Edit: i think Lily getting the boy's mask is better then sticking a dart into Metal
I like how Scarra couldn't hit a goddamn thing... until he had a head to aim at.
Murder... is a powerful incentive.
Atleast he's better than Thor
@@frinzkhiane5118 underrated lmaooo
Its his murder instincts
Don Scarra isn't the one who gets his hands dirty; it's usually his Cappos doing the grunt work.
When Lily hit the dog, Michael's face was mortified. I love it.
When was that?
@@justaregularwizard6213 idk
@@justaregularwizard6213 I forgot, but Lily landed a dart on Robodog
The dog drowned anyway i think
@@justaregularwizard6213 8:42
The look on Michael’s face when Lily hit the dog was some of the most genuine emotion I’ve seen from him
8:40
@@danielberger1006 I love you Daniel
7:25
Its cause he was worried that it would stop progress on the legendary tazer dog
He was like "my baby" 8:48
Michael, when robodog falls: GET BACK TO WORK
Michael, when robodog is hit by a dart: *THE CHILD*
I mean if my dog got hit by a dart I’d be more concerned than my dog just falling over
@@spaghettboy2173 wait so you dont use your dog as a dart target?
@@bobsterr6144 damn i never thought of that. I got 2 cats so double points I guess.
@@Warrat12 20 if you hit both heads!
OMFG THE ANSWERS LMAO XDXD
As soon as Michael defeated the Doritos, his power was multiplied tenfold... yeah makes sense
Would have been hilarious if he won, after hitting the bag.
He gains power by causing pain and chaos
i thought I was the only one who noticed
weel,
yea,it sure has
Change your name to dzaros the dorito
@@regalrevolt4989 wish granted
They "bought" a bunch of prices, a 70k robodog, and an actual roll of arcade tickets ... but not a real Dart Board ...
They didn't even draw the dart board right. They left out the double and triple point zones for the non-bullseye partitions.
@@adamjtin tis' called "budget"
This is to avoid taxes
No, what's weirder is that was an actual dart ring stuck on a piece of paper! They actually removed it from a friggin dart board!
@@lemurpie9381 yes but the actual thing about the not getting a real board is quarintine
"Do you work better under pressure?"
"No"
Scarra: *So you have chosen death*
Sinbad the film
Um
I’m just gaining to leave bye
now im imagining scarra but with big eyes
Scarra: I’m abouta man this whole career’s end
Poki: “oooh Doritos!”
Michael: “J Ä G E R M E I S T E R”
A true programmer
JÄÄÄGERMEEEISTEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@dapu8033 good thing papa wasnt there
_JÄGER_
Let's see who is the first one to get the reference.
*Everybody:* Darts
*Michael:* 404 error score not found
@@charlesm.2604 But at 10:23, Michael's score actually reads (0)404.
@@charlesm.2604 Sometimes we simply miss the details.
Haha but since its Michael, more like, error 420 not found 😂
Michael is so good at coding he even coded his scores
michael really said error 0404
I love how Michael doesn't care about the points and tickets, and still gets to have a 500 ticket Jägermeister
Because broden doesn't want to be his next victim, I mean test subject
Good comment
Jägermeister*
I mean he's the only one who shot the doritos, that deserves a pretty big reward
Jägermeister!!!!!
Scarra: "Yeah yeah, I look like a professional thrower"
His 0 score for that round: *professionally throwing this game*
he said I look like not I am so nothing wrong abt that hehe
cant take the dignitas out of scarra
the score can speak?
4:26 This is the best camerawork I have ever seen, damn.
It looks like it travels farther than it actually is
Righ!? How did they get that shot. Insane
Zoom in plus tracking during edit, my guess
@@yogami3270 No, it looks too smooth to be an edit, I think its just Brodin being a god with the camera
@@thepotatolord1679 tracking can be done smoothly but yes I think it his godly camera skills
“now we can throw robodog in the pool”
he wasnt joking.
@@YuleeVan_ yeah, but what really happened was that robodog needed to be charged and it would take a day and toast promised to make a vid with robodog that same day it needed to be charged
@@xaviergarcia1805 so it didn't fell in the pool? Thank god!
they're severely waterproofed, so it wouldn't even made a dent in how it performs 😰
@@rekkisomo Well, they're IP54 protected, where 4 stands for Liquid ingress protection and is rated for "Splashing of water". In the Spot Launch video it stands in the rain with seemingly no problems. If it were to fall into the pool, it would need at least level 7, or "Immersion, up to 1 meter (3 ft 3 in) depth", which is still not enough if you think about it, as pools tend to not be 1 meter deep
Scarra: There’s no way i can stick this to his head
proceeds to headshot twice
Plot twist: sykkuno isn’t here cause they turned him into THE BOY
16:20
we can assume Toast and Sykkuno are gods of darts
Incog 0, Sykunno played tennis so his aim is probably pretty good
@@kyru_art No i think
boy oh boy
I love how at first Michaels like get stand up and get back to work
Dog: gets hit
Michael: my child!
a true father son relationship
My tax deduction
WHAT!?
@@thelegend8153 pLS-
Time stamp
There’s something strangely wholesome about Brodin letting Michael have the Jaegermeister
He knows that Michael probably taze him if there is no Jaegermeister
Like a little boy being given free candy
He knows michael will take it,even if it takes some voltage, so better avoid the robodog having a mounted taser charging at everyone by giving it to him
OTV: Buys a highly sophisticated, state of the art AI learning robot, for the same price as a nice car
Also OTV: uses it to move a dart board
"Nice car" you can buy a nice car for 30k lol that shit costs 100k that's like a tesla right there
@@HellO-ik8ur ??? where tho
and they didn't even get a real dart board
@@comfypeepo The irony in this is that a base model tesla cost relatively close to 30k lmao
worth
My god Lily's laugh when she wore that mask is terrifying.
It was annoying that's all
@@ricecum3079 Kind of like your comment
Facts 😂😂😂
Eh, wasn’t even close to SCP Secret laboratory
Really? Have you watch lily scp vid?
OfflineTV: *Gets a robot dog that costs thousands of dollars*
Also OfflineTV: *Has to make their own dart board instead of just buying one for $20*
it looks like they TORE OFF the number ring from an actual dartboard.... its hanging/falling off of the rediboard at some points; a big metal ring with metal numbers attached
They already spent their money on the dog, they couldn't also get a good board
it could have been too heavy for the dog
@@mazzuli5005 a heavy dartboard weighs maybe 10 lbs... the dog can carry 30lbs+
Because they spent all their money on the mf dog
"I would like 2 nights stay at the Inn please"
"I'm not an innkeeper"
Best oblivion dialog
how does this have no comment
I laughed my ass off of that, that was so random
when Michael said " i want the jager" and everyone shared their tickets and even brodin said "for you ill make an exception" such a cool bro moment right there
Jäger*
A BROdin moment
*cheating*
@@kingjulien9732 but who knows how to type ä?
@@ianbrobin544 yeah, it's pretty hard right?
Scarra: "CraZY dArtS"
Michael: "darts with a tax deduction"
I freakin' love Michael
@The Clutcher Me too
@The Clutcher robodog is being used for content they get a tax deduction
100k dog: no problem. easily in the budget.
30 buck dartboard: nah mate. too expensive
reminds me of prozd eating random shit for videos.
Velma: puts on ghost mask
Everybody: You've become the very thing you sworn to destroy.
Yes I see an original comment that's is very original
@@peanutbutterpuppies2756 you’re literally subbed to the most generic, repetitive TH-camrs, you’re one to talk lmao
@@temerianlillies this was a while ago but since I liked this comment imma guess I wasn't being sarcastic. I can't remember tho
@@temerianlillies also almost all of the people I am subbed to I don't watch anymore if at all
"What should we do?"
"Let's throw darts at the most expensive thing that we own"
For CONTENT
STONKS
@@bspeducation5438it was some damn good content
other people when their dog gets hurt: aww oh no we have to take it to the vet to see if hes okay
michael: *SIT.* *STAND UP AND DO YOUR WORK*
LOL. Stand UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!
one of the pro's of robo dogs...
4:26 Can we just praise the cameraman? That shot was really good, he followed the dart almost perfectly
I came to the comments for this exact reason, that was an amazing shot
It looked more like a wideshot that had zoom and tracking applied in post to me.
@@destroyerheekoo still looks good lol
I thought it was almost faked for a sec but nah its just hella good tracking.
It's Brodin.
Intro: "Crazy Darts"
Me: So how's the 70k robot dog is it still alive?
Dont know
They probably made the video before it died
@@Tejas-xg9ey What? When did he die?
this is a week before
They jebaited you. He never died
Lily: puts on masK
Micheal: “Jinkys”
It was scarra
Yeah tho that was scarra
I don’t know why but poki and scarra singing and dancing to scooby-doo is such a precious moment
When was ur?
I mean it
@@gallonsandwich5887 5:57 to 6:14 probably my favourite bit from this vid :)
WOW
the meories
I can just imagine sykkuno playing this and being like "egh" while he throws
lol yeah hahaha
Venting noises
that actually cute tho
But hits a bullseye every time
Kinda like Poki did?
*This feels like a game that would be at a futuristic dystopian type of Chuck E. Cheese’s.*
So Chuck E Cheese’s
Child robot dog riding races
Edit: I meant child
ah yes. h i t t h e b o y
Dude the look of absolute horror on Michael's face when his beer pisser gets hit by a dart is hilarious
Lol beer pisser
Robo Dog really fits right in the offline crew xD
But last week,he died
Ikrr
Yow brah its Tj
@immediate_muffy6550 yeah he’s dead he fell in the pool
@immediate_muffy6550 they said it i don’t remember where
Scarra: There’s no way i can stick this to his head
*proceeds to headshot twice*
Aimbot
3 times actually. He could not pierce the hard mask the first time. If it were soft like the side he would have been even richer.
pog
"The Boy" mask stays ON in the minecraft bed.
No cap, michael finna head out and return with a tazer or somethin
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! no we were joking
But is it better than Michael's "The Boys" baby ?
15:38 when you buy alcohol for the first time
Michael politely asking for the Jägermeister like a small child is my new favorite thing
He’s not even old enough to drink...
i cant HAHAHAHAHA HE'S A BABY
@@donkeydonkey7849 are you new here?
@@JerridFoiles BAHAHAHA
@@donkeydonkey7849 I don’t want to woooosh you
Can we just talk about how Lily nailed the laugh with the mask perfectly?
I was 69
Is anybody able to determine and graph the changes in pitch? I’ll need this for future study.
Lily should hide in Michaels closet at night and try scare him.
Michael has muscles and tasers. Do you really want to see his fear response?
@@Nerdnumberone "hey buddaiyee..." *duel wields tasers with a sadistic smile*
*lunges for the kill*
Knowing Michael, the closet probably tazes her if she tries to get in
@@CallMeVidd It isn't *supposed* to do that, but he made a small wiring mistake...
@@Nerdnumberone "remember mark, do NOT touch this part and this part... it will pass electricity through your heart" from the drinking cup taser. well he didnt mean for it to happen, it was, alas, a small wiring mistake.
Michael: "Stand up, and get bACK TO WORK!"
Also Michael: *nearly crying because his robodog got a dart stuck in its shoulder*
When Lily hit the robo dog, Michael's face was like "my baby nooo"
Thats probably the same face Lily would make if Michael did the same to Temmie
@@apexgear2340 that would be worse
Can we just appreciate Scarra saying "jinkies" when she put the mask on? lmao
I love how Mykull has just claimed the garage as his own territory
Notice at the end Michael said *”I think with this video we fully paid off robo dog, so now we can throw him in the pool”* coincidence I think *NOT*
Next time on offlinetv: robodog throws darts with THEM holding the target
That's a Michael Reeves video in a nutshell.
DONT GIVE BRANDON ANY IDEAS
@@Rolando_1212 i think his name is brodin not brandon
Automatic dart launch cannons installed on the dog
@@liambhagan9239 Oh- AM SORRY I CANT SPELL AGH THIS IS EMBARRASSING
Everyone: tries their best to win
Micheal: -DORITOS-
More like DOREEEEEEEEEETOS
Honestly,he deserved those Doritos
He set his own goal.. and succeeded, he's the clear winner
its cause if he actually tried he would have won with in three turns
Lily's "I'm not an inkeeper" was so genuine lmao you just know that michael has been teasing her about it all day
I don't understand the joke what does it mean??? O_o
@@shaynguyen836 it's a joke that Michael has a fetish of being taken care of by innkeepers, and pesters Lily to act out the fantasy.
@@BluoenixInstitute yeah I can see that
@@BluoenixInstitute timestamp?
@@Bruh-vd1pp 9:49
8:47 never have i seen michael with genuine fear and concern
lily "i'm not an innkeeper!!" was the funniest line
👍
How
9:48 - Harvest Dawn
I don't get it
Lmao
Michael looks like a kid when he's begging for that jagermeister. XD
(In a posh english accent) " Please sir can i have the Jägermister?"
Michael looks like a kid doing whatever.
Jägermeister*
I love how lily and Michael are just holding eachother in the back
I thought I was the only one that noticed!!
*Wholesome crackheads*
3:07 wipes his hand on his shorts after Lily let's go
Lily’s laughing while wearing the boy is genuinely creepy af...
Meanwhile, Toast vented for the second time.
Yeah, bro, Why is Toast missing?
It's been the second time
@@khantzawhtet6896 Pretty sure this was filmed when he was in Canada last month
everyone: WE GOTTA GET SOME POINTS
michael: YVONNE GETS NO DORITOS
"my goals are beyond your understanding"
4:27 that camera following the dart was so good.
Watched it twice to check if it was a edit but nope. 👍
Fr I was like woah is this a movie
4:26 anyone else enjoying this tracking shot of the dart?
Like... actual pogs.
“Why is there a hole in the wall?”
OTV: we were chucking darts at a $70k robot dog
LOL
Me: Michael is gonna win this.
Mykull: HAHA DORITOS GOES BRRRRRRR
😐
He won his game
@@neosabien6998 he was 5 universe ahead of them
That meme doesn't even make sense here, stop trying so hard for likes and just say something original
@@oftheHowl yes it does you causal
Michael: *hits Doritos*
Screen: *flashes green*
Brodin: *lets Michael buy 500 ticket Jägermeister with 50 tickets*
Brodin knows the *real* game
I only recently started watching some OTV videos and I'm now jealous/proud of Michael since he's with Lily, especially because he's a year older than me. This video just shows it more with them together in the background, its so cute.
Lily: "Don't worry I never miss"
Everyone: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Me: * flashbacks to outpost santa barbara"
„I never miss twice“ - Kanon D. Baal
„I never miss thrice“ - also Kanon
Everyone else: Hitting the board
Michael: lemme just.....Doritos
More than 400 like, but no replie, strange
Michael -"i would like two nights stay at the inn please" Lilly - "im not an inn keeper" :') the way she said that :') i wonder how many times he's said that :')
yvonne was like. Yo im not good at this.
12 minutes later:
+17
+17
+10
+19
+55
+25
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.
.
+250
+10000
+4679847
Too bad the 10 points didn’t count because they missed to add them on the board :(
I love how Michael looks and sounds so much like a child while asking for a jagermeister XD
4:26 I'M SORRY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT TRACKING I PHYSICALLY JUMPED
to good right
I was so impressed as well
Brodin is a god
Poor wall & deposit 😂😂
F to the wall
There's no way that would be the deposit you can easily fix it
@@parker4260 Here in Asia they'd find a way to charge you for it :P
@@Zlapped where you live japan? Because that's wild in the middle east they be chilling china it matters where you at
@@parker4260 Thailand :)
Michael did really well when he stopped aiming for the doritos
everyone: scoring points
michael: 404 error has occurred
10:20
I was looking for a comment about this
404 points not found
Okay the Lily as "The Boy" was a lot scarier than the Zombie Lily with the professional makeup lol. Just sayin!
Velma sold her soul to satan, like zoinks man
I still wanna know who dressed up as the boy from the halloween video
“The STANDARD 301 darts”
Lietteraly everyone: Wtf is that?
then they play to 101 for some reason
301 is a short one, usually 501 and finish on a double.
@@eriktolliver8685 because they were too shit lmao
and then they proceed to not have doubles and triples on the board
I like how they try to use robo dog for something useful and then Michael makes it pee beer
Making the robot 20x more useful
As my grandfather always said:
"If you cant weaponize it, use weapons on it"
Wise words
Being early, I will invest in this comment and reply early. When this comment gains likes overtime I shall be third
Probably worked during the war
*starts launching a missile on a baby*
Tom Brady: "I'm the GOAT"
Scarra: Allow me to introduce myself.
Uhhh, did you watch that Saints game? TB is more like XQC now
@@Vexas345 holy shit you fucking killed him dude!
micheal: pulls the mask off lilly. "it was velma all along"
Jinkies!
BRODIN IS SO TALL WHEN HE GAVE THE TICKETS TO LILY HE DIDNT EVEN FIT
I love lilys laugh near the end when she has the mask on
Why is it so scary?
It sounds like those carousels in the mall that keep laughing even when the mall is closing and all the lights are off
Lily: *misses first throw*
Michael: your foot is over the line
Also Michael: misses all 3 of his first shots
Everyone: * Screaming *
Scarra: You hit the _dog_ ?
What happened here
Robodog
She threw the dart at the dog
Dog shoots back
scarra's worried cause the dog is his girlfriend
IKRRR I ACTUALALY THOUGHT THEY HIT A REAL DOG 😂😂
3:07 love how Michael wipes his hand on his pants after Lily lets go of his hand. Lmao
no those just itchy thighs
16:10 They didn't say "Let's find out who the real monster is:"
My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
Lmao
And she got away with it, because there were no meddling kids.
that would've been so good
"perfectly balanced as all things should be"
*poki laughing in the background*
7:59 Ah yes, Michael's aiming for the real bullseye all along
The wall socket
underrated comment
8:33
Someone please get this into that meme which has Pam from the office going "Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos" and then she says "They're the same picture."
16:19 yo michael go get your jumpers lily’s car is having trouble starting
Lol
Lmaooo
Another episode, another list of sounds coming out from Yvonne (grandma edition):
- dying grandma
- still dying grandma
- grandma tripped
- grandma falling down the stairs
- grandma can't get up
- i don't know
4:26 ngl, the tracking on that dart was spot on...
Yea, wtf
Yeah yeah yeahhhhh
It's a Michael invention for sure.
@@scottwpilgrim Don't know if you meming but that is Brodin holding the camera. As you can see at 0:18 or 4:36 . Impressive camera tracking on Brodin's part.
I lost my friend for an odd reason and got sad over it, watching these video's makes me happier and it gave a some confidence where I got my friend back. Thank you OfflineTV!!! : D
15:09
“What’s the thing beneath the Fortnite BA-“
I can’t breathe
LMAOOOOOOOO
4:26 at some point he literally followed the dart and it looks soo satisfying to watch all over again
Damn I can’t lie that pretty nice
woaaa that's insanee
give this cameraman a raise
Scarra singing the What’s New Scooby-Doo theme brought back so many memories.
7:56 real reason why they moved, to get the deposit back
8:40 michael has the best reaction to this. You can tell he sees robo dog as his own child 🤣
Or maybe he sees it as 200,000 dollars ruined by fucking darts
He wouldn’t have that reaction if it was a child. He cares more for the robo dog than he would an actual child.
Confused on how they never hit the tv in the back.... I feel like that would’ve happened at the first throw
Literally what I though, I'm so surprised they didn't stick the projector but stuck the wall instead
i like how when michael realizes hes getting nowhere he just starts memeing around
What if they played a “hide-and-seek” type game but Lily seeks with the mask on
Nah the taser is scarier
Poki: wins the game
Michael: Destroys the doritos
Lily: gets the boy mask
Scarra: Double Head-Shots the boy
Yvonne: Gets the doritos
everyone is happy, there are only legends in this game
Edit: i think Lily getting the boy's mask is better then sticking a dart into Metal
*Lily gets the boy mask
@@angelantayhua3096 yeah i think that's better
Aaand now the whole video is spoiled
@@shatterednova_ Why do ppl read comments and are surprised to see spoilers
@@yeon_ster I expect a small joke about something that happens later in the video. Not a summary of what happens to everyone in it.
Buys a 100,000$ robot dog used for scientific research
OfflineTV: straps a dart board to it😂
75,00
@@mrmiyagi0114 100,000. They bought add-ons.
He is already dead xd, he droped in the pool
"can I have the boy?" This is why Lily is the best
11:21
The boi: “you wanna brawl? YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?!”