At the end of the year, you guys should do the Top 10 Worst Sharticles or something. And give a toilet roll holder to the winning newspaper as a prize.
They talked about the woman trying to throw the poo out the window and getting her head stuck on the radio station I listen to when I go to work. In North Carolina.
I love the idea that the article about the weeds isn't about a man claiming that weeds are growing up through the pavement, but rather a statement that weeds growing up through the pavement have already claimed a man.
Right after he said that, I thought, " I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds suddenly cried out in rage and were suddenly silenced by realizing it was just Barry being Barry. I fear something terrible has happened."
With that bow and arrow thing: There is a (ancient, but still there for some reason) law in Denmark, that if the Øresund is frozen, and you see a swede crossing it to Denmark, you have to shoot him/her with a bow and arrow! XD
The dog with the dildo.. That has been done before.. The late, great Sir Terry Pratchett made it a running gag in the book Making money... :) Life imitating art in other words.
That one place that repeatedly does all the "The council is considering buying a copier" and "There are weeds growing on Dunberrytonfieldvillesly street" might just accidentally publish their meeting minutes as news articles somehow.
If you need to flush a floater, you weigh it down by laying loo roll over it (making sure it gets wet & heavy, obviously) and then once Coated & weighed suffeciently in heavy wet paper, flush the loo, it should then log flume into sewerland. Easy really!! You shouldn't then need to chuck it out the window and possibly get stuck in the process and have to be rescused by the emergency services..lol!!
What kind of giant fecaliths is this girl producing? She couldn't break it up in the bowl for multiple flushes but she was willing to pick it up and chuck it out a window...!?
i guarantee that the story of the guy without trousers in Chester was more than likely late at night and the guy probably got hammered took of his pants and got kicked out of rosies, then picked up in the big blue van
I have some absolutely brilliant shart to send in, probably some of the shartiest shart I've came across. How do I go about this? You guys need to see this.
Barry brought up a common misconception about David Dickinson. He doesn't actually have a fake tan. He's of Armenian descent: That's simply his skin colour.
and I foolishly believed that everything happened in "Coupling" was purely a figment of imagination, now I strongly suspect that Steven Moffat have some real life events as an inspiration
The poop out the window cause it wouldn't flush. you mean that really happens? When I updated my house I actually picked the toilet I did because damn thing could flush a kitten. That guy is probably going to marry her. Feels a strange need to take care of her worried she's too dumb to make it through the world alone.
I've seen stories on the Metro's website which are quite literally: 'My friend walked past something and took a guess as to what was happening. Here is their guess passed off as a story, with no attempt to verify either their guess, or even the information it is based on.' and 'My friend made a tweet' I'd say that Metro 'reporters' should be ashamed of themselves, but I honestly don't think that they have the levels of self awareness necessary to feel shame. Also, you wouldn't think it to watch their histrionic SJW outbursts, but never forget that they share a parent company with the Daily Mail.
"Haream?" Barry, you didn't happen to, by chance, mean *"harem,"* did you? You know, "harem." As in, "a group of female animals sharing a single mate," and such similar definitions? Googly moogly, Barry... You're just the best as being the worst. Heh heh.
I like how the firemen had to stop laughing before mounting a rescue.
If I were the fire people I don't think I could have stopped laughing I mean the fire people are probably STILL laughing months later.
"We never really prep" I'd never have guessed.
At the end of the year, you guys should do the Top 10 Worst Sharticles or something. And give a toilet roll holder to the winning newspaper as a prize.
They talked about the woman trying to throw the poo out the window and getting her head stuck on the radio station I listen to when I go to work.
In North Carolina.
It's been tons of places, even in Norwegian media and the Cox'n Crendor podcast.
I love the idea that the article about the weeds isn't about a man claiming that weeds are growing up through the pavement, but rather a statement that weeds growing up through the pavement have already claimed a man.
That whole poo story is PRIME Mr Bean territory.
I would have married that woman on the spot 😉
Good you are the new Crimewatch seeing as the old one on the BBC has been cancelled. The law abiding British public can rest safe.
I somehow always end up watching Sharticles on the toilet. It is a good experience.
Make sure you have good clearance in case you need to hoy anything out of the bog window ;)
Just make sure that your toilet flushes properly first.
Is that the 2 pound black ribbed knobbler that Lister said he caught in red dwarf?
These are my favourite episodes of Barshens 😄
"So, how did the 'person in distress' call go, guys?"
"*long sigh* You know what, just pick up the newspaper tomorrow."
Let it be known, I clicked the advert at the start of this video in order to support the cult of slepp!
Ending poo story with "wipe" - excellent!
3:34 "Live long and hard"
Barnettboy 55 you are the forgotted hero of this comments section
Love Truncheon's 2nd album is my favorite.
Here we go again
Wahay, Chester made it on to sharticles. And it was about our elusive flasher no less!
If he's trouserless near Chester train station, I have a sneaking suspicion he's probably been round the corner in Nice n Naughty.
VULCANS?! IN STAR WARS?! How dare you sir? * Whisper * How dare you?
everybody knows Vulcans are from Stargate
Vulcans are my favourite aliens from Battlestar Galactica.
I thought they were the bad guys in V?
Vulcans are originally featured in a Christmas special of Friends...
Any good nerd knows Vulkan is the Primarch of the Salamanders.
"...Vulcan. isn't that from Star Wars?"
oh you didn't!
Oh Barry, I'm disappointed...
grimTales1 I'm not. I fully expect this from Barry
Right after he said that, I thought,
" I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds suddenly cried out in rage and were suddenly silenced by realizing it was just Barry being Barry. I fear something terrible has happened."
Isn't it from Babylon-5?
jokerswild00 but Stuart agreed...
Henley cannot complain, they have like a festival everyday, or at least whenever I go near there
With that bow and arrow thing: There is a (ancient, but still there for some reason) law in Denmark, that if the Øresund is frozen, and you see a swede crossing it to Denmark, you have to shoot him/her with a bow and arrow! XD
There was a rather alarming alarm at the end there!
i reckon it's from the Mr. Biffo's Found Footage? I'm not sure but it sounds familiar
See, that last story is why I swapped my digestive track for a nuclear reactor.
I actually go to Henley on Thames a lot and I can confirm it is a nice place
3 days to live? aww, I'll miss Christmas.
The headline for the first article should've been like "Man's best friend finds women's best friend"
Fantastic fellas!
The dog with the dildo.. That has been done before.. The late, great Sir Terry Pratchett made it a running gag in the book Making money... :) Life imitating art in other words.
Scary thing is, there's a lot of dog & dildo stories on the Metro website... :P
_WHERE ARE ALL THESE STRAY DILDOS COMING FROM?_
From wimmins' bits!! :P
All the bones have gone to Slepp.
That one place that repeatedly does all the "The council is considering buying a copier" and "There are weeds growing on Dunberrytonfieldvillesly street" might just accidentally publish their meeting minutes as news articles somehow.
Combined with a slow news day.
BARSHENS! BARSHENS! BARSHENS!
SHART SHART SHART!
The rate at which they release Barshens videos is borderline criminal.
That poo article appeared on the daytime TV show This Morning. I watched it and they interviewed the guy involved.
If you need to flush a floater, you weigh it down by laying loo roll over it (making sure it gets wet & heavy, obviously) and then once Coated & weighed suffeciently in heavy wet paper, flush the loo, it should then log flume into sewerland. Easy really!! You shouldn't then need to chuck it out the window and possibly get stuck in the process and have to be rescused by the emergency services..lol!!
Always do your doo-doo diligence.
If you want to read the BBC news, just google 'BBC' and hope it's at the top of the results.
Does anyone else wonder what Barry is shouting in the intro?
Greta Mac it's - "I told you to stop doing that!"
Asphalt? Surely you mean Tarmac.
David Dickindogs
"It's almost Shakespearean"....For now is the window of our ex-cre-ment
"poo dillegence" 😜
"Do diligence" works better though.
Its funny coz this bathroom story made me chuckle
My first ever girlfriends bedroom was next to her bathroom
Yh were not together anymore
You need to find the ultimate sharts for the twentieth edition.
I hope I'm not the only American who looooves these barshens videos.
lesson learned: don't eat while watching a sharticles episode
If they get married I wonder what they'll use for confetti.
Least the dog wasn't a Cockapoo
What kind of giant fecaliths is this girl producing? She couldn't break it up in the bowl for multiple flushes but she was willing to pick it up and chuck it out a window...!?
lapytop - Size, shape and consistency of a dead otter.
aw man! it's over! :'(
my life is a shart
i got a notification. i'm not even "on the bell". weird. but i'm happy! :D
I never expected to hear Barry, of all people, to say "dildo" that many times.
YES DAY MADE!
i guarantee that the story of the guy without trousers in Chester was more than likely late at night and the guy probably got hammered took of his pants and got kicked out of rosies, then picked up in the big blue van
benJ43 or Cruise, just as bad!
I have some absolutely brilliant shart to send in, probably some of the shartiest shart I've came across. How do I go about this? You guys need to see this.
I like Stuart and Barry a lot. I'd like to see more Paul too though.
Seth Harris Paul adds a flavor of shart to barshens that i quite enjoy ;D
Cheap show
Hello There
Paul actually made a funny!
Barry brought up a common misconception about David Dickinson. He doesn't actually have a fake tan. He's of Armenian descent: That's simply his skin colour.
good
and I foolishly believed that everything happened in "Coupling" was purely a figment of imagination, now I strongly suspect that Steven Moffat have some real life events as an inspiration
The poop out the window cause it wouldn't flush. you mean that really happens? When I updated my house I actually picked the toilet I did because damn thing could flush a kitten. That guy is probably going to marry her. Feels a strange need to take care of her worried she's too dumb to make it through the world alone.
Yaaaay
thaks Eli, why three day even the creepy ring girl gives you seven days
It's better than ring vs grudge sadako.
It was Paul.
3......days............................................................
Big British Castle? I miss Adam and Joe.
Stephen!
Just coming!
Count Buckulees currently not residing :(
Trust me there is a lot worse in Hanley than weeds
Dildog is a good dog
woohoo particularly filthy!
Barry needs to do a story on mushrooms... shiitarcles... sorry..
iamdb1990 Yep, I chuckled.
I've seen stories on the Metro's website which are quite literally:
'My friend walked past something and took a guess as to what was happening. Here is their guess passed off as a story, with no attempt to verify either their guess, or even the information it is based on.'
and
'My friend made a tweet'
I'd say that Metro 'reporters' should be ashamed of themselves, but I honestly don't think that they have the levels of self awareness necessary to feel shame.
Also, you wouldn't think it to watch their histrionic SJW outbursts, but never forget that they share a parent company with the Daily Mail.
I swear I wrote this before you took a swipe at the Metro's integrity.
All I could think how to tell your kids about your first date
TomCat
More “old food eating “ vids pls ashens
oh god why do i watch this?
Listless you didn't
0.O oH...
because it's a high 🐓uality show
+boscorner 11/10
The Guy from Chester is the Owner of the Dildo i guess.
hmmmmm! such tasty filth!
...
3 Days.
"Haream?" Barry, you didn't happen to, by chance, mean *"harem,"* did you?
You know, "harem." As in, "a group of female animals sharing a single mate," and such similar definitions?
Googly moogly, Barry... You're just the best as being the worst. Heh heh.
Also. 6:46 - I was eating. I _was_ eating. _I was eating._
My point is, don't be eating when you get to this part of the video. Hachi machi...
I assume that's what he meant, it would work in the context
Joseph Collins not necessarily just animal it can be done by humans as well.
Hareem is a real word btw, it's not Barry mispronouncing harem.
HELLO!!!
Slepp
Bye.
Isäm maa mainittu
Why're you always uploading when I have class in less than 10 minutes?
Come on now guys.
I'm impressed that Ashens is still popular on TH-cam despite his comb-over.
By Primus the last article was shitty.
Wengh
It's time to stop
hello first
I genuinely thing that Barry is made of a stem cell of poo. Every time I see him I think I think of poo
One of the first sharticles was about someone stealing poo bags from a park
In this one Baryy has a poo bag in his pocket
Hmmm