I wouldn't be surprised if "Buy That Salmon" was the real name of a K-Pop or J-Pop group, Koreans and Japanese are both fond of sticking random English words in places.
I'm here thanks to Barry's secret vlog club. I figured I'd give Barshens a go and the Sharticles are really crazy sometimes. Now, I too wanted to know what type of puppy was thrown and searched for it in German. Unfortunately no info about that old incident I found online said what kind of puppy it was, but apparently it was his own. It was described in the German press like this: The guy apparently drove his own car to the club house, threw the puppy, mooned them and got back into his car. On the motorway he found the wheel loader (not a bulldozer) at a 24/7 construction site. The keys were in the ignition, but he couldn't shift gears which is why he caused such a traffic jam. He then abandoned said construction vehicle and got a lift from a lorry. At that point his trail was lost, but he was quickly identified and tracked down at home. Because he did this while apparently being off his meds they brought him to a psychiatric clinic. The dog was brought to the local shelter. A guy working for the construction company the wheel loader was stolen from was coincidently stuck in said traffic jam and returned it.
I used to live in north carolina, that state alone could feed this show near indefinitely people used to protest wind turbines because the earth would run out of wind
That's literally what she said: "It was a little too big to fit in my mouth, in the first place, but getting it out, was even more of a problem." Phrasing, boom!
I love the fact that someone must have said to Barry for the intro 'look like you are angry on the phone' and Barry came up with 'I've told you, stop doing that!' :)
Imagining the whole mooning/Hell's Angels/puppy throwing/bulldozing on down the highway thing to the Benny Hill theme tune and it's amazing. P.S. NEVER EVER CLOSE THIS CHANNEL I seriously look forward to every video and it's a ray of absolute goddamn sunshine and it's much needed in this world, I'm serious, open a Patreon or something if you have to but don't call it quits, PLEASE
SnazzyCricket I understood it was basically down to the show being a big effort involving a lot of people and not having much in the way of compensating those people.
You guys should make a patreon for this channel, at least until it's big enough to sustain itself. Long live Barshens! PS Great episode keep it up and buy that salmon!
Walking the dog with the missus gives her chance to reel off all the things she's asked me to do throughout the week THAT I HAVEN'T DONE for the most part. THERE'S NO ESCAPE!!!
A while ago there was someone who got a claw hammer stuck in the mouth with head turned 90 degrees so that the claw turned upwards, they had to take out the person's front teteth to get it out.
I know I'm weeks late but there is an issue with the BBC article about the Hells Angels, I can't remember where I saw or heard this but it was quite recent, the Hells Angels have no apostrophe in their name but the BBC article added one every time. Just an odd little, possibly fun, fact, also there is even a bit mentioning it on the FAQ section of their website. Bloody BBC you can never trust them (was about to make a bad joke about them never changing but this is nowhere near as bad as what went on in the 70's).
And the earlier reference to the TV screen makes me extra suspicious! I bet you the TV screen was on the entire time and they just covered it up in post! THEY THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE BUT I DID
"So good-looking I could shove a hammer in my mouth" is a common saying in the US. If you don't have something equivalent in the UK, I'll be more surprised than an asthmatic nun on bowling night.
If I have this right... He was wearing only shorts... Then he took the shorts off... And drove away on a bulldozer... Then abandoned the bulldozer and tried to hitchhike... Naked.
i wonder why they didn't include them reading that the man had stopped taking his anti-depresant's, as that seems kinda important to the story, as that can explain his weird behavior.
BTS = Bones To Slepp
yes.
no.
yees.
TH-cam now has an autotranslate, which when selected turns that to Bones to release
I absolutely lost it at the "upside boyfriend's head" dance!
BTS is clearly Big Time Shart
B.T.S. = Bugger Those Sheep. Or maybe: Bow To Slepp.
They're Korean, not Welsh.
bones to slepp.
you were close.
Bones to Slepp.
Slepp is a lesser god, I will not bow to that. He can have a chicken bone though.
BTS:
Barry Tickles Stuart.
Or
Barshens Tries Sharticles.
"Trout, trout, smoke them all out
These are the things that I think about?
Come on
It's a waste of breath
Come on"
I wouldn't be surprised if "Buy That Salmon" was the real name of a K-Pop or J-Pop group, Koreans and Japanese are both fond of sticking random English words in places.
I live near South Harting. I will endeavour to bring you this sign. Praise slepp
Chris 1 You'd be doing the Lord's work.
I'm here thanks to Barry's secret vlog club. I figured I'd give Barshens a go and the Sharticles are really crazy sometimes.
Now, I too wanted to know what type of puppy was thrown and searched for it in German. Unfortunately no info about that old incident I found online said what kind of puppy it was, but apparently it was his own.
It was described in the German press like this:
The guy apparently drove his own car to the club house, threw the puppy, mooned them and got back into his car. On the motorway he found the wheel loader (not a bulldozer) at a 24/7 construction site. The keys were in the ignition, but he couldn't shift gears which is why he caused such a traffic jam. He then abandoned said construction vehicle and got a lift from a lorry. At that point his trail was lost, but he was quickly identified and tracked down at home.
Because he did this while apparently being off his meds they brought him to a psychiatric clinic.
The dog was brought to the local shelter. A guy working for the construction company the wheel loader was stolen from was coincidently stuck in said traffic jam and returned it.
BTS: Buy That Salmon 😂
~ Barry 2017
Girl with hammer stuck in her mouth said "ahmmur muuurrmmm ahummmmahh uh muffahhhuh, auhghplahclmmurah!! Kbpmmmmm rrrammmmuuurm" Or something similar.
I used to live in north carolina, that state alone could feed this show near indefinitely
people used to protest wind turbines because the earth would run out of wind
el maton That's amazing, hahaha.
Today, amidst plagues and impending fascism, Texans are claiming wind turbines caused the snow.
Barshens is really Bringing That Shart today.
That's literally what she said: "It was a little too big to fit in my mouth, in the first place, but getting it out, was even more of a problem."
Phrasing, boom!
4:17 " Schedule an argument" Sounds like the Monty python Argument clinic sketch!
crashprune173 no, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
Simon Tay no, it does not
I love the fact that someone must have said to Barry for the intro 'look like you are angry on the phone' and Barry came up with 'I've told you, stop doing that!' :)
The JCB song, now that's a blast from the past.
BTS and Barshens coming together. Something I didn't know I wanted, but I truly needed
This show never fails to make me laugh
Imagining the whole mooning/Hell's Angels/puppy throwing/bulldozing on down the highway thing to the Benny Hill theme tune and it's amazing. P.S. NEVER EVER CLOSE THIS CHANNEL I seriously look forward to every video and it's a ray of absolute goddamn sunshine and it's much needed in this world, I'm serious, open a Patreon or something if you have to but don't call it quits, PLEASE
K-pop - Korean pop
B-pop - British pop
What about Chinese rap???
In certain jurisdictions, if you hit someone with a package of bacon, you must take 5 rashes.
Barry's Tartar Sauce, the national sauce of Korea.
That totoro T-shirt is amazing.
Genuinely sad to hear about the dog. Awesome video though
Oh yeah there's a podcast!
"E15 - 8 Months Ago"
Oh.
sirp0p0 if you want more ashens check out sequelizers, Eli and Paul check out Cheapshow.
Stuart said that you were close to closing this channel this year (he said this in the xmas ashenscast yesterday) - NEVER CLOSE THIS CHANNEL - EVER
True story
For the love of god - don't!
NooOo, why?
..it was Pauls fault, wasn't it?
SnazzyCricket I understood it was basically down to the show being a big effort involving a lot of people and not having much in the way of compensating those people.
I wouldn't mind throwing a dollar or two on yet another patreon content maker that I really like throwing dollars at.
The funniest part was Ashens think anyone at Buzzfeed has a journalism degree.
What a finale
You guys should make a patreon for this channel, at least until it's big enough to sustain itself. Long live Barshens! PS Great episode keep it up and buy that salmon!
I live in blandford! Yay!
In terms of inventing a word, 'trouting' sounds like it already exists. Well done.
And on that end note, more King of Plasticine, please. Hail Slepp.
Stuart's t-shirt! 😍
What is it? I can't work it out
Paul gets my like for that last pun
“Looks like a deliberate trouting” 😂😂😂😂 never thought I’d hear that being said
Yo, North Carolina is in this episode? Makes me happy.
I love the fact that I'm eating salmon while watching it.
1:08 when the expression matches the shirt
Missed opportunity on the bacon slappage one to say "somebody called the pigs"
It probably did get said. And then promptly edited out!
Haha possibly xD
These Sharticles have been...
Fishy.
I'll see myself out.
Remember folks BUY THAT SAMON!!!!
*salmon
Shartastic
Buzzfeed and 5 years of journalism school? Nah, not even close. More like 5 minutes of a random Buzzfeed quiz to get a job there.
I think the intent of the joke was that they HAD that much schooling but they don't use the experience from it.
Yes, I was yearning for some shart
Paul knows, what Paul knows. OK?
I regret trying to watch this while eating soup, Barry shouting "Buy that salmon" almost caused a disaster.
Ahem. Maybe the guy who threw the puppy was going through a woof time.
When I was made redundant I put two frozen trout in a filing cabinet on leaving, locked it and threw away the key. 😈
So that it takes a while to smell id assume. And so it constantly gets worse?
Did you screw the filling cabinet to the wall so they couldn't remove it.
Because screws can't be removed, right...
"Ooh this is a good shart!" - Barry Lewis 2k17
Hoorah, it's shart!
Ive never been so happy to see the word shart glow on my phone screen
What’s the song called when the slide for the next sharticle comes up? There’s no mention of it in the description
Walking the dog with the missus gives her chance to reel off all the things she's asked me to do throughout the week THAT I HAVEN'T DONE for the most part. THERE'S NO ESCAPE!!!
A while ago there was someone who got a claw hammer stuck in the mouth with head turned 90 degrees so that the claw turned upwards, they had to take out the person's front teteth to get it out.
No-one at buzzfeed ever received any sort of education in journalism.
New Barshens? I have never clicked this fast in my life.
I love Barry's sullen look of "I am assimilating cultural knowledge".
BACON OFFENSE!!!!! (Points menacingly)
Being hit with a package of bacon = assault with a delicious weapon
Please make that charity single
I feel like you guys where fishing for puns.
Barry's on form today.
Pretty sure that fish smoke seaweed
I know I'm weeks late but there is an issue with the BBC article about the Hells Angels, I can't remember where I saw or heard this but it was quite recent, the Hells Angels have no apostrophe in their name but the BBC article added one every time. Just an odd little, possibly fun, fact, also there is even a bit mentioning it on the FAQ section of their website. Bloody BBC you can never trust them (was about to make a bad joke about them never changing but this is nowhere near as bad as what went on in the 70's).
As someone who lives in North Carolina I can sadly say I'm not surprised about the bacon incident
As someone who lives in Louisiana, I am embarrassed..
you should switch to roman numerals so in 10 episodes we can have sharticles XXX
The tips of Barry's fingers disappear when going over the TV screen at 7:13!
And the earlier reference to the TV screen makes me extra suspicious! I bet you the TV screen was on the entire time and they just covered it up in post! THEY THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE
BUT I DID
I feel like Ashens got that shirt from a loot crate or something.
"So good-looking I could shove a hammer in my mouth" is a common saying in the US. If you don't have something equivalent in the UK, I'll be more surprised than an asthmatic nun on bowling night.
Well blow me down with a Gameboy Advanced cartridge!
Nice t-shirt Ashen!
Funniest part of the comment section is all the people who dont know how acronyms work
Oh damn...I'm actually from goldsboro!
The telly doesn't work because Stewart, Barry, Paul, and Eli tapped all over the controls to it. It was mostly Paul and Eli though.
BTS, also known as Bangtan Boys or Beyond The Scene
Beavers tell stories
BTS :"Buy that Salmon"
8:45 what is that song? It's pretty nice.
*_BACONOFFENSE_*
"after ten minutes of pulling i managed to get it out
"It was a little too big to fit in my mouth"
*Lennyface*
I was thinking the same when they read that
Well.... I won't be wanting a shart shirt...... not sure what I'd actually get....
Did Barry have one beer too many before filming?
Still a plain black background oh no! can you use a green screen or a printed background on vinyl that can you hang and then just roll it up for later
It wasn't Road House it was Every Which Way But Loose.
+Ashens What did happen to Oscar the Dog?
What happened to Ashen’s dog though? :(
not one smoked salmon joke?
If I have this right... He was wearing only shorts... Then he took the shorts off... And drove away on a bulldozer... Then abandoned the bulldozer and tried to hitchhike... Naked.
funnily enough it’s not illegal to be naked in public in germany.
i wonder why they didn't include them reading that the man had stopped taking his anti-depresant's, as that seems kinda important to the story, as that can explain his weird behavior.
Buy That Salmon!
i doubt anyone at buzzfeed has 5 years of journalism school
The package of bacon was probably frozen, so a slab of frozen meat.
What do stonefish smoke?
seaweed
lucky pikes? virginia smelts?
Boooo
+1 for Totoro
Haha I'm from blandford and I know Darren
What is the song at 8:45? I'm just dying to know, please tell me
Anyone know the sharticle 3 music?
Woo!
BTS=bones for slepp NEED to be a thing, on here!! XD
wolfy boy
Bones
Tfor
Slepp
Bones
To
Slepp
BUY THAT SALMON
Buy that Salmon are my favourite kpop group too 💖 lol