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I love Ryan just yelling "f*** off cheddar"
"One of those sexy-looking dogs"
...Barry?
Listen closely and you can hear the screams of his agent as he slowly loses all his brand deals.
What kind of porn has Barry REALLY been looking at?
No wonder Boston's tongue hangs out of his mouth at a weird angle :)
He was probably thinking of an Afghan hound.
He could have at least said 'foxy' instead of sexy
Somewhere, Barry's agent is softly weeping.
#BarryWasRobbed
Barry sold me fentanyl behind Aldi
Do love a bit of shart on a Friday evening
way to start off slepptember. A good bit o'shart.
It's the only way to start September for Barshens.
Have you done the monthly sacrifice of your bones to slepp yet?
"Sacrifices an Appendage" Ia, Ia!
Praise be to slepp 😊
Friendly reminder that we are in Slepptember and we must prepare our bones for the idol himself, praise Slepp!
The Grass has been harvested, the Masks will be remade
In the eternal Skeleton War, Slepp is the only winner.
The way Ashens inches away from Barry after the sexy dog comment is priceless.
There's been a 'trend' for fake taxi bumper stickers in Barry's hometown? Well, if that's his neighbours that does explain why Barry is so... Barry.
I suppose it's bad form for a video filmed in a TH-cam studio to use adblock, but still, adblock is a wonderful thing that makes the internet so much more peaceful.
I identify strongly with the old man. Nothing ruins my own midnight cemetery sandwich runs quite like a porno-shoot disturbing the ambiance.
I think only Barry is allowed to make dad jokes. The rest of the jokes were just crimes.
...And Barry's agent has yet another heart attack...
That burglar wasn't very Krafty.
Is the shoe in the freezer another one lost by the 80+ year old lady whilst meeting her school chums in Ashton Under Lyme? (see Sharticles #5).
Did Ian Hislop write this joke?
The guy wouldn't have had to break in had he only asked for parmesan.
“Don’t make me feel blue cheese.”
I'm ready for the shartillery.
China looks like it has some of the most depressing zoos imaginable.
Those shorts are a bit dangerous, I can almost see Barry's charm point uguu
Hey Barry, I've been wanting to say this for quite some time now: you look remarkably similar to my church pastor - the face, the stature, everything!
Except you're some 20+ years younger than him.
And you have a sense of humor.
Telling an elderly person to calm down and eat their sandwich is the most normal thing in the world.
Sounds like every time I visited my father during lunch at the nursing home.
Hail Paul Gannon !!! The best producer in the world !
A man died in our Morrisons next to my grandmother and fell in the freezer, that wins weirdest thing.
LOL
There are actually a group of people that are Ghostbusters fans that actually dress up and act like real like ghostbusters
A humble request: Make a special episode (or maybe a Mad Libs episode?) where Eli and Paul finally, finally get married. I'm sure there already is fanart of this somewhere. Make it canon. Make it Ganon.
I would check the Asda nearest me, but its a few thousand miles away.
God I hope Barry's kids friends find this when they are teenagers. Because that would be absolute gold
"Thats one of those sexy looking dogs" "I don't know what porn is, I'm innocent " - Barry
Gotta love Barry's shoe puns that went over everybodies head
This music takes me back to robbaz's my summer car series
Nice soulful pun from Barry.
Barry Lewis: the Richard Desmond of Barahens.
#BARRYISFUNNY
Also, I never thought I'd say this, but I did enjoy the poop emoji-themed dividers.
Between MikeJs week on and this first sharticle, asda is having a hell of a week
PowerGlove79 My thoughts exactly.
You know what would have been the ultimate twist? If the shoe in the freezer was the one from Sharticles 5
My heart skipped a beat when I saw this upload!
HAIL BARSHENS!
Hail Xenoxxx! All Hail Lord Brannigan-7!
Wait... They were shooting a porno and are worried about strangers watching? 🤔
Worse things than a shoe in Westons Asda I'll tell you that!
I fear for the safety of Barry's dogs.
It's the shart of autumn folks
Goudattempt, Barry.
I wake up ashens, back from work barshens today is dat good day
I’m getting a job alongside school just so I can help fund these idiots. My week would not be the same.
On another note, new transition is very cute, I trust him.
Well that explains "A ladies', you know....'woof woof'".
Nice to see a back to basic barshens
how have we reached sharticles 27 already
I feel rather pervy knowing what Fake Taxi is if the Barshen boys don't . Oh I admit it , best video series since Kay Parker retired .
Yay Sharticles, my favourite flavour ooh Bashens! Did you see the one about Lidl crisps? A woman found a whole potato in her packet.
Mr. Good Alignment saves the day, yet again!
That 27 hit hard.
Even the things I enjoy the most,
Still make me feel old.
That was a haiku
That is not a haiku. Your counting skills are in need of some refining.
Edit: Just realized the problem isn't that you counted wrong, you just counted the wrong thing. Haikus are 5-7-5 syllables, not words. Even then if you want to get extremely traditional, it also lacks an element of nature that the "Great Four" incorporated in their work.
The one issue I had
Was counting 20 as one
And 7 as one.
...
Also I was being lazy and slapdash because I don't care enough what I put into the world.
I do not much care
Whether or not haikus work
All is meaningless
@@KeysmashLP also, the last line is supposed to be "it's snowing on Mt Fuji"
Pauls laugh keeps me going.
That music reminds me of Finland simulator.
Oh Barry! Never change.
Aw, the way you were building the first story up, I thought it was going to be something like The Thing.
Barry can tend to bit a bit naive in an innocent, endearing way. So I'm not entirely sure if the story from the neighbor reads as true.
His neighbor explained it away as a gaff, but what if Barry is living beside an actual pornographer?
oooookaaaaaaaaaayyyy, I think Barry needs to be kept away from dogs from now on, including Boston & Amy, his own pugs... :P
Nothin like the smell of Shart in the morning
You guys should do more challenges rather than quizzes. Not that I am complaining about you content, it's great!
By challenges I mean outdoor type stuff.
They don't live overly close to the crew, so it generally takes up a chunk of a day for traveling and whatnot
"I don't think you can enjoy a day out in Redcar" - Excuse me? Redcar is lovely.
1:45 I have that exact shoe! They're walking shoes, meant for hiking or whatever. Only it wears out pretty quick. I'm replacing my pair pretty sharpish ebcause they have a hole in them.
Now this, is a good amount of shart.
6:52 “Kept you waiting, huh?”- Venom Penguin
Slow news day for that first one
Surely Barry could have thought of a cheddar pun than that
Yes I do love some Shart
What kind of Muenster would break into someone's house to steal cheese?
Barry on point, yet again, losing those brand deals
"I've been slimed! " he said.
- "Where are we shooting"
- "The graveyard"
- "The graveyard...?"
- "Yep"
- "Got a shooting permit?"
- "Sure"
- "Are you absolutely certain?"
- "Yes damn it, now go lay down on the ivy leaves so we can get this done and wrap it up, for fuck's sake!"
When ghost hunting turns into milf hunting.
I live for this shart
Barshens forever.
They missed the much better pun of a brie&e (a B&E is short hand for breaking and entering.)
Hi I'm from Redcar and was very offended by the comment you made about having a good time.just kidding love your channel.x
This may be the only time ever Barry hasnt said something to the effect of "the court said, that's nacho cheese" o,O
Also of all the crew id have assumed Paul would be the most open to Furrys o,O
Barry you disappoint me
Barry will kill us all with his awful puns.
I didn't think Barry was wearing anything on his lower half for a second there.
For more Silverman and Gannon larks, check out CheapShow:
Ep 92: Cluedo SFX, bad vinyl, cheap biscuits and a fair use of strong language!
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-92-without-a-cluedo
You Muenster!
Uploaded just as I got catching up with the other videos - youtube clearly is treating me to a shart spree
I can't wait for the new content
6 months later lol
So let me get this straight Barry makes pornography about sexy dogs in the back of a taxi?
Sign me up!
Those cheese puns were so dry they were actually hilarious! :D
I thought you were going to say they were so dry we should grate them.
Petition to name cheese based robberies: Curdlaries
BEST SERIES!!!!!
The boot looks like it has only been in there a day
Barry is a furry confirmed.
God damn it barry
I love a bit of shart.
That burglar sure was a Muenster...
The "shoe" (boot) belonged to the last lady that lost her shoe. Or perhaps it was the husband of said lady.
I hope Barry did remember to take the phone under the sofa...
"that's one of them sexy lookin' dogs, now isn't it?" Brry Lewis 2018
That's my local ASDA, lol.
I recognise that graveyard ...
The are some great #BarryLegs
those cheese puns need to be cheddar...
These cheese puns are unbearable.
“Don’t make me feel blue... ...cheese?”
Yeah, such terrible puns really can make you emmental.