I am currently laid up with flu. I had over 40 nosebleeds over three days. This is my half term from work as a teacher and I am spending it laid up in bed being stared at by my dog. This is the perfect tonic. This has perked me right up. Thank you Barshens. What I would give to visit the set and say hi!
You know, I can't think of any other show that's still been good after 22 episodes in the same format. Even Firefly would have gotten old if it was 22 episodes of Wash and Kaylee sitting around reading future-news headlines. But you guys pull it off. ❤
Tittybiscuits is from an old Reeves and Mortimer sketch, where it's the title of an album their characters (Mulligan & O'Hare) are releasing. Well worth watching if you like comedy that's a complete mindfuck.
The Wayne's World 2 quote made this episode for me! "But the shop keeper and his son were a different story all together. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.."
Me and my sister on the opposite ends of the gravy spectrum. My sister would love that kind of gravy but I like it too thick so Sunday roasts are always awkward lmao
How you fix that is you make the gravy to your liking, then give her a second jug three quarters full of hot water that she can pour some of the proper stuff into and stir up to make her own personal batch of dirty dishwater.
I was on a walk with my mum and brother 2 days ago when I spotted a tampon on the pavement when my brother was mixing vodka and irn bru (Scottish soft drink) but maybe that was because it was in an alley
My theory is that every episode of this, as well as all the ashens stuff, is pre-recorded from a few years ago, and that they've both been killed, with their videos being uploaded and scanned, to eventually create computer generated videos with an algorithm for what the "perfect video" will be. They've been doing stuff because of being forced, and that's why alot of stuff is in series form. Computers, man, never trust them. That's what you get when you open a POP-station, I suppose. A trojan human-replacing virus.
As An American who's never even had Pie with chips and gravy, I gotta say it sounded great until that video happened.... I can't think of who in their right minds would think just pouring brown water on fries would look appetizing?
This video is painfully relate-able: 3 minutes into watching and my laptop decides to update and blow out. So anyway, it's fifteen minutes later and I can FINALLY watch the video. Also this is relate-able because I've got a signed Chuckle Brothers hat and t-shirt, and while I'm well aware that's likely not something to boast about, it's just about all I've got going for me. Yes, ladies, enjoy.
Fake grass burns ya knees! Re: Fake food Photos: Cereal in Milk, wood glue is used for the milk. That patchwork shirt looks like a Noel Edmonds must have!
I can’t be the only one that waits a week for a new Barshens video only to feel slightly disappointed to see that it’s yet another Sharticles episode. At least include Eli and Paul into the discussion!
I'm from Birmingham (you can argue amongst yourself about whether that's north or south) and can't stand thin gravy. Spent ten solid years at home trying to break my mum of the habit of putting about one spoon of bisto in a litre of boiling water without success... always made it nice and thick since having my own place. It's not gravy if it's the same texture as water... that's jus. And jus only belongs on Masterchef.
I just fancy pie and chips, but I probably couldn't keep it down cos I have a stomach bug. I've been seeing plenty of watery gravy myself :(. (Sorry, sorry sorry, I know, bad Andy, it was there, I just had to take it!)
If they get chuckle brothers. Just at least a minute of them pretending to be Barry and Stuart, replacing them on the sofa. Then Barry and Stu act like they were just beaten up by the chuckle brothers or something. Cause I think they could pull it off.
Shirts of Shiteness should be a new segment. You each have to go to shops and online retailers to find the worst shirts possible, be it poor design and looks or a bad knockoff of a copyrighted character.
these episodes should be one hour long, I feel like I could never get tired of watching this
FAKE! YOU ARE FAKE NEWS, ER, I MEAN, FAKE TAT!
Fake Stuart Ashen channel. Fake-ception
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Paul got me at "hardened criminal". I am so excited for the next Cheapshow.
Traumatized by Gravy...... My new heavy metal band....
your gravy is weak old man - North Vader
I love how they start out making fun of the gravy thing, then go on obsessing about it themselves.
It's pretty late, but I love how you can see Barry remembering that he has never seen Star Wars at 5:34
LOL!!!! 🤣
Please get the Chuckle Brothers on Barshens! They're my childhood heroes! (and current heroes)
YES!
I’m sorry
RIP Barry Elliot
If you have auto-generated subtitles, at 0:33 when Barry says "Welcome to Barshens" it translates as "Welcome to abortions"!
1:18 as well xD Oh my God, hahaha
Joker341Plays same thing
Must've been some mixup with Lindsay Ellis's channel.
That's pretty common, though I have also seen "well comb to combinations"
The Chuckle Brothers currency should be Chucklebucks.
I love the look of pure confusion on barrys face when stuart starts to talk about Jabbas trap door
*MASSIVE.*
*PENILE.*
*MUSCLE.*
*DESTRUCTION.*
We need a 1 week Barshens marathon in celebration of 100k subs call it the *Barshens 100k Blitz*
That's one way to get rid of the french
A Paul, Paul, Barry and Barry collab? Hell yeah.
Loved the Arnie impression "I need your clothes, your boots and your toilet!" XD
I am currently laid up with flu. I had over 40 nosebleeds over three days. This is my half term from work as a teacher and I am spending it laid up in bed being stared at by my dog.
This is the perfect tonic. This has perked me right up. Thank you Barshens. What I would give to visit the set and say hi!
What do you teach? Why do you want to be surrounded by kids? Pervert!!
That first sharticle, it looked like arse gravy cascading over the pie.
Maxx B Liquid daihorea.
That would never do in Wigan.
My god, what an episode! This one was just full of shart. Amazing.
Why does this channel not have one million subs yet 😩
Because now we can justifiably distinguish ourselves from the common people aka tell everyone we were there before it was cool.
Anonymity well it's taken 2 years to get to 100000. If we keep going at that rate we'll get there by 2026.
probably because there aren't a million idiots out there
this isnt a clickbait channel, also good chanels dont need more subs, needs more views
Because you still didn't make your 800K fake accounts. So get to it!:)
I don't know what more shart, the article or the sorry excuse for gravy.
The guy in #3 must have taken those Poundland viagra knockoffs...
I love it when Ashens speaks in the Norfolk accent.
I would love to see a Chuckle Brothers-style show with Ashens & Barry where they do odd jobs and all kinds of trouble happen.
My mothers gravy is so thick it can glue carrot slices together, and any left over sets like custard within half an hour. But damn it tastes good!
Most misplaced use of "but", 2018
How so?
You know, I can't think of any other show that's still been good after 22 episodes in the same format. Even Firefly would have gotten old if it was 22 episodes of Wash and Kaylee sitting around reading future-news headlines. But you guys pull it off. ❤
I'ma southerner and I don't think i have had gravy that weak! Needs some cornflour or something to thicken it up! Especially for pie.
I can witness from my childhood that there's no quicker way to completely ruin a cornish pasty than to pour that sort of pseduojus onto it.
Barry's face just after Ashens mentioned Jabba the Hutt. Priceless.
Also you seem to. Be enjoying yourselves even more since you got Patreon. I'm guessing because some pressure is off re paying crew. Yay!
I loved watching the chuckle brothers
Tittybiscuits is from an old Reeves and Mortimer sketch, where it's the title of an album their characters (Mulligan & O'Hare) are releasing. Well worth watching if you like comedy that's a complete mindfuck.
So is watching your Mam trying to separate her thighs.
Hearing you guys talk about the Chuckle Brothers and wanting them on the show made me feel very sad now...
"It's probably just a damp tampon"
~ Stuart Ashen, 2018
Chuckle chuckle vision, a quality show indeed
Gravy needs to be so think, the only way it can be put on a plate is by getting a knife and slicing it
Here is a quote from the grandad;"It was leaking so much that I had to get one of my grandchildren’s nappies and put it around it to stop the flow."
As a northerner I can confirm watery gravy is a sin.
God- I have been to Woking many times and I find it quite nice. Did seem some older teen drug dealers once though. That was funny
The Wayne's World 2 quote made this episode for me! "But the shop keeper and his son were a different story all together. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.."
Congrats on 100k guys
Barshens field trip!!!
Omg. I had a dream about The Chuckle Brothers being on Barshens!🙀🙀🙀
LoL Triggered by gravy, that's a new one . Also that looked more like aju sauce that gravy.....
Oh, I'm so buying that shirt
I'd much rather have a Chuckle Brothers shrine than a laptop.
Something New hehe.
Something New You have offended the great schlepp by misspelling it's name... Or I have. *Runs and hides.
Now we finally know what Ms. Claus is up to in the off season!
Oh man! I ll never look at a bowl of hot soup the same...I ll remember the damping tampon whahaha!
That hardened criminal joke though.
100.000 Subscribers: when can we expect our BillyJoel - Uptown Girl cover with the entire crew?
I had a read of the article about the exploding testicle, and I can summarize it in one word: damn.
Me and my sister on the opposite ends of the gravy spectrum. My sister would love that kind of gravy but I like it too thick so Sunday roasts are always awkward lmao
i've got just the kind of gravy your sister would enjoy. cascadingly smooth!
How you fix that is you make the gravy to your liking, then give her a second jug three quarters full of hot water that she can pour some of the proper stuff into and stir up to make her own personal batch of dirty dishwater.
I was on a walk with my mum and brother 2 days ago when I spotted a tampon on the pavement when my brother was mixing vodka and irn bru (Scottish soft drink) but maybe that was because it was in an alley
Slowly they will turn this segment into Paul's "Pick Me Up" readthrough on cheap show.
That ending... Oh dear, Oh dear.
My theory is that every episode of this, as well as all the ashens stuff, is pre-recorded from a few years ago, and that they've both been killed, with their videos being uploaded and scanned, to eventually create computer generated videos with an algorithm for what the "perfect video" will be. They've been doing stuff because of being forced, and that's why alot of stuff is in series form. Computers, man, never trust them. That's what you get when you open a POP-station, I suppose. A trojan human-replacing virus.
As An American who's never even had Pie with chips and gravy, I gotta say it sounded great until that video happened.... I can't think of who in their right minds would think just pouring brown water on fries would look appetizing?
LadyBernkastel92 Canadians..
But the gravy they use for Poutine looks so thick and silky...?!
I think I watched the salmonella testie explosion on an Australian news site a few weeks ago or s month ago
That ugly shirt is currently $17.78, stuff like that is always either very cheap or ridiculously expensive.
Mrs Claus? Santa what's your wife up to
This video is painfully relate-able: 3 minutes into watching and my laptop decides to update and blow out. So anyway, it's fifteen minutes later and I can FINALLY watch the video.
Also this is relate-able because I've got a signed Chuckle Brothers hat and t-shirt, and while I'm well aware that's likely not something to boast about, it's just about all I've got going for me.
Yes, ladies, enjoy.
Congrats on 100,000 Subs
Stuart Ashen thank you thank you
please wear that shirt next Barshens with the Bars/Hens logo patches added like usual
#FakeStus
Eeeurgh did this come up on my feed because of the keyword chuckle brothers? #toosoon
I love paul SO much
That's very nice of you to say!
Love you guys xxx
Chuckle Bucks
Next Sharticles, I wanna see Stuart in that shirt! XD
When they pour bisto over perfectly sliced chicken and Vanessa Williams sings save the best for last. #gravyporn
This isn't just any over sexualised grocery advert...
Like most dutch people I never quite understood the whole gravy and fries thing. But at least we can have mayonaise with it.
Good shart. 😁
very enjoyable!
Abby van der Pluijm yes.
never heard of the chuckle brothers before barshens. guess they didnt make it out of england.
They did try, once, but thankfully they were caught before making it through customs.
It was for Hitman no subtitle not Absolution Stuart you ninny
My sleep deprived self was looking for the skip intro button for a moment.
I can’t imagine the chuckle brothers would be too much to hire, they tour night clubs and stuff
Please get the chuckle boys in a episode!!!!
It was at this point in the experiment I had to be subdued
Fake grass burns ya knees! Re: Fake food Photos: Cereal in Milk, wood glue is used for the milk. That patchwork shirt looks like a Noel Edmonds must have!
I wasn't expecting this to turn into Shartishirts.
"Making gravy down below"?!
"Hardened Criminal" :) FTW!
That shirt looks like a Hotline Miami level.
I wanna see the Chuckle Brothers on Barshens! Right, Im off to find the Chuckle Brothers Hitman Absolution Promo.
Good luck to you all
_"home-idge"_
Barry is such a prole. I don't accept that he's reached his age without ever having heard somebody pronounce _o-marge._
Don't talk about my butt buddy Barry in that way. Pissflap face.
I love a shart on a Friday
I can’t be the only one that waits a week for a new Barshens video only to feel slightly disappointed to see that it’s yet another Sharticles episode. At least include Eli and Paul into the discussion!
Phuket is actually pronounced Poo-ket...and I'm not even shitting you. This WAS the ultimate sharticle.
Don't go to woking. Nothing but road works at the moment.
Roadwoking
Go on, get the Chuckle Brothers on. I dare you.
Lads, lads, lads. Chucklebucks.
I thought the chuckle brothers had died at first...
I'm from Birmingham (you can argue amongst yourself about whether that's north or south) and can't stand thin gravy. Spent ten solid years at home trying to break my mum of the habit of putting about one spoon of bisto in a litre of boiling water without success... always made it nice and thick since having my own place. It's not gravy if it's the same texture as water... that's jus. And jus only belongs on Masterchef.
Get that shirt!
It's very soft, quite a nice material (materials, rather)
I just fancy pie and chips, but I probably couldn't keep it down cos I have a stomach bug. I've been seeing plenty of watery gravy myself :(.
(Sorry, sorry sorry, I know, bad Andy, it was there, I just had to take it!)
If they get chuckle brothers. Just at least a minute of them pretending to be Barry and Stuart, replacing them on the sofa. Then Barry and Stu act like they were just beaten up by the chuckle brothers or something. Cause I think they could pull it off.
Damn, here before the notification.
Gamiss has some really badass clothes though.
Whose our best boi
Paul, Paul, Paul
Christ, that Daily Mirror article has some of the worst writing I've ever seen in a national newspaper.
Let us pray at the alter of the Chuckle Brothers.
Shirts of Shiteness should be a new segment. You each have to go to shops and online retailers to find the worst shirts possible, be it poor design and looks or a bad knockoff of a copyrighted character.
Does Au jus not exist in the UK?
Only on pretentious cooking shows