And if you want Anna to live, you can head over to Pateron - if you support Barshens at the £5/month level, you get to cast a vote every week to either keep Anna alive, or to sacrifice her bones the Slepp the Idol.
Actually, I revisited all old sharticles just recently. The moral of the story is - don't fart on a plane when Justin Bieber can hear you and call Slepp the idol to steal all your dog poo bags. Or something like that.
as a geordie i've never even noticed the metro symbol is similar to morrisons but i really hope at least one confused southerner has thought we have underground morrisons
NobodyWhatsoever well several years ago.A guy went to bar asked for a "Van Dobben Kroket" and when he took his first bite he noticed that it had no innerts..thry where replaced by a hand of toiletpaper.He spitted it out on disgust Whole story was front page news in major newspaper. I never went in or bought anything from thay store.
So I looked up the Morrison's logo to compare to the Newcastle Metro symbol, and it turns out the Morrison's logo was already in my history... Has it come up before on the show?!
Can anyone tell me what the Joke behind "Bono...carpets" (or the other way round on the old episodes) is? It confused me for years and I am going mad by now
I'm pretty confident that the first Sharticle is regarding Hatton in the North East of *Scotland*, not England :'D I was so confused when they started going on about Newcastle.... The other Hatton is near Birmingham? I'm not English but that's not particularly north east? Edit: It even says it in the cop humour snippet....
I read a bad review of a vacuum on Amazon once that literally said, "I hit myself in the head with the wand when pulling it out of the box." They gave it one star because of that.
LMFAO.....they diverted the flight for flatulence.....farts?!?! Seriously????? He must've been deadly because it isn't a minor thing to divert a flight!!!!! WOW.....smh!
I think we all have this "why does anybody watch this madness" attitude to Barshens - but we all have rolls to play on the show... Stuart's is "befuddled" Long story short - we all love doing Barshens - warts and all
Barry is the only one who can genuinely make Stuart both laugh and groan.
Lroan
Barry is on form this week
Yeah and for once Stuart kinda isn't
Dad jokes on fleek.
Can't believe I've been watching barshens every Friday for over two years now. Two years! That's bloody insane!
Mr Flibble I have also been watching for 2 years.
was this made 2 years ago jesus christ
Asher Duncan yup, 26th February 2016 the first barshens video was uploaded
Mr Flibble I’ve really been watching that long? Jesus Christ
Are you still doing it?
I love Barry's genuine lack of understanding of what anime is.
Barry has a genuine lack of understanding of most things, that's what makes him Barry
Anime is for stoggaf
And if you want Anna to live, you can head over to Pateron - if you support Barshens at the £5/month level, you get to cast a vote every week to either keep Anna alive, or to sacrifice her bones the Slepp the Idol.
Goddamnit man, this should be top comment
Please save me.
@@Grimmykinlet her rot!
Actually, I revisited all old sharticles just recently. The moral of the story is - don't fart on a plane when Justin Bieber can hear you and call Slepp the idol to steal all your dog poo bags. Or something like that.
i live in newcastle and 'will you stuff me cat like?' is 100% something that would be said here!
My favourite thing about it is the story wasn't even from Newcastle it was from Aberdeen
Yeah I live not too far away from there too, small world
I'm from just outside of Newcastle. In Newcastle you'd be more likely to hear "سوف الاشياء القط مثل؟".
For Sharticles 100 they should do 100 sharticles in a single video.
IoKnight That's a lot of shart
I'd like a "where are they now" follow up, for example the lady who lost one shoe. Did she ever get it back? Inquiring minds want to know.
Or a compilation of the top 100 sharticles they have done.
100 sharticle livestream
Maybe the 25th one could be something special
“Hollow bread” is my new band name
I live in Newcastle I can honestly say I have absolutely wanted a sandwich from Morrisons and found myself on the metro instead.
So, a Flying Dutchman had fair winds over the seas.
Barry was on form and Paul was apparently leaving his form. All over his computer
"Is that ectoplasm?"
Samantha Port after Paul Admitted to what was on that laptop during 'cousin Dans' game, it could very well be
@@SamanthaPortUkuleleno, jizz.
I do worry about Barry sometimes, has he had too much coffee again :)
Lol that's true. Stuart and Paul do try to keep him under control, but the Barry Lewis brain seems to be a strange place sometimes.
Monty, your name is excellent, by the way.
It's mums meds
coffee or mushrooms he found in Amsterdam? lol
I would pay a lot of money to see the Barshens sharticle conspiracy video/movie come to life
rocknrollnerd5 Same here man.
my favorite patrons are "sorry i havent update" and "this for awhile"
So someone Dutch-ovened a Dutch plane?
Yesh
as a geordie i've never even noticed the metro symbol is similar to morrisons but i really hope at least one confused southerner has thought we have underground morrisons
That 1st (Sh)article was the North-East of Scotland, it happened in Aberdeenshire!
I just watched the entire playlist, Barry!
I prefer Polish sausages to polish English
Man, Barry was on fire on this one.
There needs to be an episode of Sharticles that are all Florida articles
Don't Barry and Stuart make the most adorable couple?
Tall smart guy and short... Special guy! Fighting against crime!
Shockwave Shockwave Their nemesis would be a short smart guy and a tall.. Special guy. (Eli and Paul)
I ship it
Monty Python, The Bonzo Dog Band and The Rutles I get the sense she would just find the concept amusing, honestly.
you know, I'm gonna be honest
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not really
Barry was in top form on this one
Barry looked so happy over his Worcester sourced joke
Also he mentioned watch Hollow Man. He's seen another film!
Justin Bieber actually flew over Norway. I think this must be the first time in history Austria was mistaken for Norway.
Haven't heard from Slepp the Idol in a while. You should give us an update on him.
He is rehearsing for his forthcoming summer season at Blackpool Pleasure Beach
Thanks, good to know he's moved up in the world
Missed opportunity for a Dutch oven joke on the last one
First guns, then knives, then vacuum cleaner attachments. Brittan bans them all.
*Britain
See, they've even banned correct spelling!
This video deserves a moment of reflection
8:04 - ...Where, Barry?! The pilot decided to land on an ice cream?
I'd love to see Ashens and Barry on a comedy TV panel show like Mock the Week or 8 Out of 10 Cats! I think they'd be brilliant 😂
The moz sticks had cheese when they went into the fryer. They were overcooked, and the cheese melted out of them!
NobodyWhatsoever well several years ago.A guy went to bar asked for a "Van Dobben Kroket" and when he took his first bite he noticed that it had no innerts..thry where replaced by a hand of toiletpaper.He spitted it out on disgust
Whole story was front page news in major newspaper.
I never went in or bought anything from thay store.
That's something completely different. One is the negligence of overcooking frozen moz sticks. Another is deliberate misconduct.
Heck yeah, a new barshens
Damn you
:(
You always steal my glory
STEAL YOUR GLORY? I was the first, and I shall be the last! Be gone with ye!
Heck yeah, a new TheOnlyEnicFanEver comment
That is not not the first time I've heard the police being called on a stuff tiger.
I just finished submitting all my Junior cert projects, I'm so temporarily relieved and a new barshens episode definitely tops it off!
The Pony tones Sorry, I know this is a year old comment but I hope your Junior Cert went well!
'...a moment of reflection.' 🤣
It’s sad that I get excited about Worcester (I live there yay)
Barry's jokes are just the best! :D
The King of the Netherlands sometimes flies KLM planes, it'd be hilarious if he was the pilot during the fartcident.
Dutchmen on a plane.
Flying Dutchmen.
Greichen Yup.
Flying Dutch Oven.
So I looked up the Morrison's logo to compare to the Newcastle Metro symbol, and it turns out the Morrison's logo was already in my history... Has it come up before on the show?!
Linneus There was a story about a MorriSinghs some time back.
"what is anime" is something i, too, ask myself on a regular basis
They kind of remind me of Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello.
Every time, I think, how...how the heck do these articles get written but something crazy and worth reporting happens to me and no one cares
Literally cracking up every time Barry said something 😂
Friday is all about Barshens
Barry was on point with this one!
How big was that tiger plush??
Barry is overpowering Ashens in funniness.
*Slepp The Idol returns!* Yay!
Barry’s jokes are too much.
Still waiting for my cheesy sharticle to be featured which I sent in through Instagram back in November 🧀
Did they ever read it?!?!?
Cheese gives me diarrhea so I really hope they did
BEST Show EVER
I live literally 60 mins away from Ballarat. It’s a real place. Lol. In Victoria, Australia.
Thought was going to be a vacuum nozzle looking like a gun/knife but thats quality haha
'Suck it up' Barry is on form this episode.
The last one makes me worry about flying, as I have stomach issues that make me windy.
Not worry a lot tho- as I have no freaking money to fly. :P
the guy who couldn't stop farting could have propelled the plane a vast distance.
Yes an UPLOAD!!!
The shart is out there.
best part of any friday!
The vacuum cleaner guy was just auditioning for Fury Road...
Sharticle #4 is about IBS, from IBT
I've never mistook a metro station for a Morrison's tbh, South Shields put them dangerously close though
Can anyone tell me what the Joke behind "Bono...carpets" (or the other way round on the old episodes) is?
It confused me for years and I am going mad by now
It's from some old show Stuart used to watch that had the same thing in the credits every episode.
Its from the day today, an early 90's spoof news channel programme starring Christopher Morris and Steve Coogan aka Alan Partidge.
Sharticles should be pronounced in the same way Aristocles is.
And with visits from cousin Dan-ticore, Bar(ry) Juchne, Ashi(ens) Magari, and Gannon the Gorgon, we'd have the perfect mythological shart format.
That's the posher version for patrons.
Sharti-cles cares not for beans
That was an uncle joke Barry, you're slipping.
I live for the shart
I'm pretty confident that the first Sharticle is regarding Hatton in the North East of *Scotland*, not England :'D I was so confused when they started going on about Newcastle.... The other Hatton is near Birmingham? I'm not English but that's not particularly north east? Edit: It even says it in the cop humour snippet....
Lovely shart, wonderful shart (shart shart shart shart)
Fart stories always make people laugh, because farts are funny, despite what people say, when they stop vomiting that is... :P
twocvbloke POOP IS FUNNY! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!
Anna. blink twice if you're being held against your will.
North East Scotland near peterhead and Aberdeen
Barry the man of thousand voices, non of them good
so if Barshens goes to Newcastle can we get a Cultaholic cameo?
I was eating Viennetta as I was watching this. 😱
i'm not okay
Ah, those Australian place names...
I think the guy is a huge fan of Luigi's Mansion and thought ghosts were following him as he was driving.
I'm boycotting the Most Sexist And Money Filled Royal Rumble to watch this and it feels so good.
My mate got attacked with a vacuum cleaner and it broke 3 of his fingers. 😂
I read a bad review of a vacuum on Amazon once that literally said, "I hit myself in the head with the wand when pulling it out of the box." They gave it one star because of that.
Even spacing remains important!
It’s like watching Ant and Dec
Except they're both sober.
The story about the tiger was "light sharted"
LMFAO.....they diverted the flight for flatulence.....farts?!?! Seriously????? He must've been deadly because it isn't a minor thing to divert a flight!!!!! WOW.....smh!
Oh good ol' bary
Hi Anna
I think they diverted the flight because of the fight rather than the farting
I named my Seamoth in Subnautica Sharticle
Yeeeah barshens!
honestly swear you guys are stoned half the time haha
God i love this
Newcastle local here, just a quick PSA; Don't use the Metro also ASDA is superior
As someone from then North East, I must say I'm deeply offended by Barry's accurate representation of us
Is Barry okay? 😂
no, but that's why we love him.
What did Paul mess up this time?
I think they should do a Sharticles secial whaen they reach 200 k subscribers.
Pewbs on the laptop... Someone's been watching Ghost Busters porn. Hueheheheh
The first one they meant North East of Scotland
How the hell do you restrain a fart? You might be able to slightly delay it i guess but tht sucker is gonna come out.
For the past couple videos Stuart has been making jokes about why people watch Barshens, all jokes aside I hope he actually enjoys doing Barshens.
I would guess he does enjoy it or else he wouldn't have been gathering with the group in the TH-cam space for the last two years otherwise lol
I think we all have this "why does anybody watch this madness" attitude to Barshens - but we all have rolls to play on the show... Stuart's is "befuddled"
Long story short - we all love doing Barshens - warts and all