goblins will see you teleport and say "he can't afford a steed"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 มิ.ย. 2023
- SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
(and shooting fireballs at Goblins)
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Rhapsody of Fire - Son of Pain
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Crusader Kings 3 - Royal Court
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Vox Vulgaris - La Suite Meurtriere
• Medieval Music "Vox Vu...
Medieval 2 Total War - Field of Blood
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Medieval 2 Total War - Erin
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Captain McSlugs - Drunken Sailor
• Drunken Sailor #shorts
Alestorm - Treasure Island
• Treasure Island
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Dwarves will see you enjoy a fine cup of tea and say "Leaf Lover can't hold his ale!"
Knife-ears will see you indulge in a pint of ale and say "he rejects the bountiful gifts of nature (nuts and berries)"
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
@@noisemarine561 ROCK!... AND!... STOOOOONE!
@@father2mother3
"he rejects the bountiful gifts of -nature (nuts and berries)- DEEZ NUTS"
@@noisemarine561 IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME!
"Unlike you Mercenaries we fight for honor, not coin."
"Well we all fight for what we lack."
French can be fucking based when they want to be.
You just got yourself a duel
Based and Mercenary pilled
Men will fight harder when its their livelihoods, not their lives, on the line.
Ooooh shiiiiiiiit!!!
If wizards SEE you sneaking, then their suggestion of invisibility is justified 😂
What a studious fellow, you must be a wizard, for one has to read many a tome to aquire such wisdom.
@@fairenwordsmith4008 I aquired my wisdom from an old turtle that's around a panda sometimes.
@@Dark_Slayer3000 ah yes. So a monk then. Your kind are rather famous for your great wisdom indeed.
At least that is what my scrolls tell me, but i will have to leave my tower to find out on my own, and by spark of magic, i have better things to spend my time on.
The orbs won't ponder themselves.
Ah such wisdom and knowledge in this many a' tale section
@@spyhy4019 you belong on pizza
> peasants with british accents
> noblemen with french accents
And the English language never recovered.
"Ah ha, _Bõn Joví..."_
Near where I live in the UK, is the vale of Belvoir.
It was named by William the Conqueror after his victory at Hastings. It means 'beautiful view' in Norman French.
Since medieval times (and still to this day) all of the local anglo saxons pronounce 'Belvoir' as 'Beaver' instead, because William the conqueror can fuck right off with his fancy French bullshit.
And before any frogs start raging and calling me a dirty rosbif, it's a joke, I love you guys really. Now calm down and finish eating your snails.
supposedly English developed from France occupation... so... seems legit?
@@oswaldfeurst5247gaul didnt occupy brittania, the romans did.
wajt
I still think it's kinda funny they made Anglo-Norman a thing at all. Like they deliberately mixed French and English together into one cursed bastard language to be used by the upper classes.
Elves will see you turn an orc into mist with a 4 barrel blunderbuss and say
"That Dwarf doesn't have the skill to use a bow"
dwarves will see you shoot one arrow through the hearts of six goblins and say:
"That knife-ears doesn't have the industry to make a blunderbuss"
A Dwarf will see an elf existing and say
HE CAN'T EVEN ROCK AND STONE!
@@MohammadAlnaas755 Neither will see the purple ork
IT'S GOING IN THE FUCKING BOOK KNIFE-EAR!
@@joethepsycho2123managememt will see you ping compressed gold and say "his not even depositing it"
This was art
Dragonslayers will see you sleeping on a pile of gold, and say "He hasn't heard of a bed?"
Dragons will see you put a bucket over a shopkeep's head, and say: "Doesn't he know that might makes right?"
Dragons will see you put a bucket over *your own head* and say, "thank you for preparing my next meal."
Bards will see you bargain with deities and say “He cannot swoon a lady!”
Priests will see you performing on the streets, and say:
"He serves no higher purpose worth financing."
Bards will see you and say
Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of plenty!
I love how this started fantastical and just devolved into pure medieval/early modern territory.
The ideal fantasy setting is just the real world except with wizards and goblins
@@DreadAnon This guy gets it
@@DreadAnonlet's bring wizardry back
Let some kids cosplay as goblins
@@DreadAnon now i want the fantasy Boxer Insurrection where the Boxers are actual 3rd level Monks
@@DreadAnon Only wizards and goblins, if the video is anything to go by.
A Space Marine will see you erase his brother from existence from a kilometer away and say
"Tau can't melee"
Fire warriors ain't outshooting Marines anyways. They can pick their battlefield. They'll come up short regardless.
A kilometer? Pffft, try halfway across the continent.
@@AMabud-lv7hy If the planetoid is small enough ...
A Tau will see you slaughter his entire battalion in close combat and say "He has no tactical acumen!"
@@justinfrazier9555 They literally were in the Democles gulf. Space Marines actually faced existential fear facing the Tau, because their weapons dont just kill the space marine, but also the geneseed.
A company dying to tau is a wound that could take centuries to recover from.
A Hunter will see your homestead and crops and say:
"He hath not the skill to hunt game!"
Farmers will see you and your comrades fell a raging aurochs and say "He doesn't have land to tend."
@@mofumyontechnically hunting by the poor would be called poaching and the people tending their own land would likely be low nobles
@@mr.cauliflower3536 even low nobles would not tend their own land, the variety of peasants, villeins, serfs etc. bound to the land, depending on period, would do that and pay rent/taxes to the landowner. Post black death however, due to the labour shortage to incentivise workers to stay they would have been allowed to consolidate or even purchase land more easily which laid the basis for many small independent farmers to develop over time.
There were non-noble landowners throughout much of history but in England post 1066 Norman invasion it was declared that the entire realm was the ultimately property of the king, with nobility being granted certain rights over regions at the king's digression, though this claim was weakened and reduced over time, I guess it depends on the setting/period in this pseudo-medieval/early modern story who could possibly own land.
@@mr.cauliflower3536it depends most places the nobles had their own forests to hunt in which were secluded while the plebians could still hunt in the wild it wasnt uncommon to have hunters on villages of peasants since meat was pretty much the only way to gather meat they then would sell this meat to the village butcher and make some coin
Sorcerers will see you obliterate an entire army of goblins using a mounted catapult and say
“He lacks the magical prowess to summon a fireball”
Generals will witness thine magical display of arcane magic and utter
"He lacks the ability to control heavy artilary"
Fighters will see you harness the elements against your enemies and say
"He lacks the strength and endurance for melee combat!!"
Hog riders will observe you utilizing an x-bow and declare "he lacks the porcine potency to annihilate bastions with his swinish brawn"
Rouges will see you beat an iron door open with nothing but your fist's and say
"That barbarian can't figure out how to pick a lock"
Barbarians will see you sneak into a lord's very bedchambers to relieve him of his possessions and say
"The cowardly whelp couldn't face the guards in a fight"
Mercs will witness the Barbarian go on a bloody path, cutting everything down in his path of vengence and say:
"The Outlander couldn't even run to save himself or his fellow man, let along show up in a timely manner; and here we are with the target dead of boredom."
... If you know, that was a low blow even for me, please don't kill your _lockpicking friend, sincerely, The Mercenery._
Good ol' color red and it's lockpicking.
What do you mean? I just picked the lock into pieces.
@@unclekanethetiberiummain1994 A dwarf barbarian with low wis that thinks he's a rogue; Picks locks with his pickaxe, leaves no witnesses(no survivors), "disarms" traps by using a dead man's arm to trigger them, etc.
Highwaymen will see you travel in a legally acquired stagecoach and say "stand and deliver"
Coachmen will see you brandish pistol and saber and say.
"Yonder road agent cannot afford a proper carriage!"
Those runescape words will always stay with me... XD
Best comment I've seen
In the old road, we will find our redemption.
I VILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
this meme is unironically a great reminder that people will judge you no matter what you do, thanks for the boost
"I could walk across the Potomac River and the next day the Post would be printing that I can't swim" - Lyndon B Johnson
Sorcerers will see the wizard casting spells memorized in 2 hours of study while speaking words of power in ancient fae from memory alone where one single mispelling can tear apart the fabric of reality and say
"He lacks the will to evoke untamed magical forces"
Wizards will see sorcerers calling up vast magical powers with their natural talent and say ‘he hath not the talent to attend a magical university’
@@wn9500Artificers will see you Whip a crowd of cringing slaves to fight for their freedom with a song and say,
"Bards aren't smart enough to build a steam-powered ballista!"
@@GarlicPuddingbards will see you breach a fortress with your ingenious invention and say,
“Artificers aren’t skillful enough to play music!”
Warlocks will look at you conjure divine power directly from a deity and say “Clerics don’t have the guts to make a pact with a demon”
Clerics will look at you after sacrificing 12 virgins to summon an ancient forgotten demon and say ''this lost soul has sold himself to the devil.''
Eldar will see you obliterate an Ork camp from kilometers away with a Basilisk and say
“The foolish Mon’keigh lacks the skill for a subtle and daring assault.”
Humans will see you obliterate an enemy camp with one-hundredth of the manpower and resources they would have to use and say
"Hmph, these xenos scums are a bunch of cowards"
No Eldars tactics are long range
Longer than tau humans
They blow up planets with krorks from outside galaxy
@@Meteorknite Eh, Krorks are more or less extinct by now (save for that one in Trazyn's collection), they were made by the Old Ones to fight against the Necrons very, very long time ago.
@@cpaul562 Only the Eldars call humans Mon-keigh
A Space Marine will see a Guardsman fire his Lasgun and say
"He can't afford real ammunition"
Scholars will see you distribute your crops amongst your people in a wise and filial way and say
"This ruler acts in an unvirtuous manner and has lost Heaven's favor"
Kings will see you study the ancient rivalry between dwarves and elves and say "Ha, what a nerdeth he be."
Taoist: Scholars will see your religion endorsed by the emperor and say
“Ha! Those hermits have no bearing on politics!”
Emperors will see you educating yourself on great knowledge and say:
"Hah! Scholars bear no political sense."
@@suwakomoriya5145 Buddhists: Scholars will see your religion gain prominence and popular support amongst the populace and say
"Bah, Those monks lack the ability to govern nations!"
Confucianist/Scholar-Official: Monks will see you revere Heaven and your ancestors and say:
“He is too obsessed with worldly affairs!”
Halflings will watch you forge an Artificer’s Boomstick and say “Thou cannot afford a crossbow”
artificers will see thee pierce through two people and say
"you lack the technical acumen to forge a boomstick and skill to shoot a bow"
@@mr.cauliflower3536 Artificers will see you beat your enemy's death and say " This monk lacketh the skill to make wepons. "
I'm only offended for the goblins
To be fair, they did get seen sneaking.
As a bonafide goblin, I know many wizards who can't afford steeds.
@@Morec0 I assume that's why they learn teliport. =P
@@matthewyeldig4608 he be poor still
GOBBO PRIDE WORLD WIDE
Horse owners will see you gas up your 4 horsepower Model T and say
“That city slicker ain’t got no horses”
Car owners will watch you spend years training a powerful beast and say “that country bumpkin does not have the finances to purchase a vehicle”
@@French_hater A horse is more expensive than most cars but you'll still catch me saying those exact words.
Correction, by acquiring a model T you have 4 horses and a carriage
"no horses? 🤨"
@@bjboss1119 a horse has 15 horsepower. The model T was very ok by comparison because no poop/food & water.
"He cant afford a steed" one gets me so good. I love how stupid but also sharply insulting the goblin is
Goblins see you purchase a steed after their insults and then say "He hath not the magical mastery to teleport."
Goblins when I’ve had enough and use transmutation spell to literally turn them inside out
That knight one was uncalled for. Who says you can't be chivalrous and get paid in the process?
The codes of Chivalry says it lad.
Why titles & land were granted instead in history to permanently be under thumb to be called upon at any moment.
Why my Cornish Clan swore off chivalry after England stopped waring with the French turning to Cornish rebellions with Piracy, plunder, mercenary work then privateering under Elizabeth in 1588 for pardon of all crimes rendered.
Any monarch that make friendship with the Frog's is no monarch of mine to this day!
the king/pope
@@arnijulian6241 fast forward to the 1800's and the old nobility are a bunch of larping aristocrats..
Men-at-arms get laid
Monastic knights get PAID (in the kingdom of god)
@@PattPlays Indeed, I find them Toffs as in those ''larping aristocrats'' that you rightly coined insufferable as well!
Nice to happen upon someone that isn't gullible as it seems rather rare these days.
Justice is foundation of kingdom/state!
Iustitia est regnorum fundamentum.
My how toffs that play as just have forgotten that.
I can't help but be amused at the hubris of today leadership & the willingness to revise the past till they along with all have nothing!
My Clan heraldry & name of Julianus as in 'servant of the celestial' as in the child of Jove is 2 & 1/2 millennia old but I see no reason to stand on ceremony like them walking breathing jokes.
My family in continuity & select possessions are older then these nation's that come & fall as all do.
Them ''Larping Aristocrats'' only bother mine when they are in war as I'm one of few true polemologist's left.
lot of good name & revoked-titles ever did my elders for even in ww2 only 2 of 6 male elders lived through that war & ww1 was worse.
I have no intention of accepting commission like my elders when the next inevitable war comes as London is a carrion city & Englishmen strangers in their own land.
Truly a sad sight to behold is our Kingdom.
Our glorious kingdom no more, undone by quislings punters & Entryism!
I honestly love this because i feel like statistically some of these jokes were probably made verbatim by real people in the past.
The pirate one especially, i can totally see a Pirate talking in a posh British accent and mocking the idea of licences.
i can definitely see the goblin one, wizards are assholes
"Talking in a posh British accent and mocking the idea of licenses" some things never change.
@@logandunlap9156there are also goblins who are aholes just like there are wizards who are aholes
don't generalize
@@shem7146 yeah especially those goblins that kidnapped poor poor Nagi :'(
Weren't pirates literally just noblemen with a ship and crew who decided to go rogue?
This is peak voice acting. This king put a whole demo reel in one TH-cam short.
all of these are great but nothing tops “he can’t afford a steed” for me that one’s just perfect
Dem uumiez will see ya wiv a tankbusta hamma an' be like:
"That is tech heresy of the highest order and furthermore that rocket strapped to a metal pipe shouldn't be an effective anti-tank weapon."
Orks will see you work together and be like:
"DAT GIT'Z AIN'T INFIGHTIN', DEYZ WEAK!"
Daz uumie!
Dey don' get da impact til it hitz 'em, harrr harrr.
I love that the Orks from Warhammer 40K are capable of speaking in concise grammatical sentences… they just choose not to!
@@oktagon4546the fact that this offers an English translation, just amazing
This is objectively the best and finest genre of memes conjured so far.
Elves will see you build a war machine with pipes and steam and say “that dwarf is not close enough with nature to form an alliance with the tree folk”
Early Medieval citizens will see you effortlessly capture a star to siphon its energy for your ship and say "By Gods, she hath stolen the Sun!"
space age folk will observe you plow acres with nothing but a hoe and say “he doesn’t own a fabricator”
@@nooooooooot Sentient androids will see you move mountains with nothing but your arms and legs and say: "Haha, he doesn't have a metal body or access to the internet!"
@@tomaionescu6185 softskinned beings would see you efficiently relegate tasks to billions of others using a neural network and say
"The fools do not know honor and kinship"
KNIFE EARS WILL SEE YOU CUT DOWN TREES TO FULFILL YOUR INDUSTRIAL NEEDS AND SAY
"You fool of a dwarf! You are destroying the sacred forest"
Shorties will see you beseech the forest and mold a sword sharper than steel out of wood and say
"KNIFE EAR CAN'T FORGE!"
@@nonya1366 simple as
@@nonya1366 Short??? No Alliance!!!
@@zosimustarkas_vt
*Tugs beard with vengeful intent.*
"Yup, that's a grudgin' fer the elmgi."
knife-ears will see you flooding the wilderness surrounding the entrance to your fortress with lava to fend off sieges and say
"he is not in tune with nature!"
I guess insecurity runs in any background and in any profession
The inquisition will see me raise hundreds of undead and say "He uses inferior dark magic, the light shall prevail"
The necromancers will see me burning a hundredth witch and say "ha! The actual witch would burn him herself"
@@user-qi6pv9jh7oWhat is there to boast about?
The emperor has no tolerance for undead filth
@@mr.cauliflower3536 Simply, just for you: me kill A. A was not an impostor(chance: 100%).
Book readers see you enjoying hundreds of literary works in digital form from the comfort of your phone and say:
"Look at the techie, afraid of paper cuts!"
Tech loves will see you enjoy the peace of a book, independent of digital reliance and say
"The hipster lives in the dark ages"
That's another, free, 1 minute and 18 seconds of smiling, thank you very much
german soldiers will see you with a trench gun and say
"that weapon is inhumane"
French soldiers look at the greatest fighter ace of the war and shout "Mondieu, come down and fight like a man!"
Generals will see you wear down the enemy with a days long artillery barrage and overrun them in a sneak attack and say.
That boy got no mustard gas! 😂
My favorite part about this is how you do impressions of one side as if you were the other. Especially your impression of a goblin pretending to be a wizard, it actually sounded like a goblin pretending to be a wizard!
The men at arms will watch you shoot a man at 1000 paces with your longbow and proclaim
“Hah! The man has no strength to wield a sword!”
TH-camrs will see you comment on a video and say
"Lol, he has no content on his channel"
Commenters will see you upload a standard commentary video and say "They are slaves to the algorithm"
Hunters gatherers will see you till the soil on the bank of the Nile and say "he is too slow to catch beasts and too blind to find berries"
Farmers will see you skilfully collecting the bounties of the forest and say "He lacks the patience and knowledge to maintain crops and livestock"
Kings will see you raise an immortal army of the dead and say:
“He hath not the respect of his people”
Necromancers will see you rally your loyal troops to battle of their own volition and say
“He busies himself with politics.”
Legion goons will see you headshot their comrades with an anti-material rifle and say "He can't melee"
NCR conscripts will see you plant the blade of a machete gladius into their president’s skull and say, “He ain’t skilled enough to use a service rifle.”
The rogue will see you successfully intimidate *wood* and say: "Bah, this orc has no skill at _stealth."_
*YOU NO SEE GROG!* (rolls a nat 20)
I love the idea that all of these characters can do perfect impersonations of each other
"Sorcerers will see you invoke the divine judgement of the heavens above to smite your opponents and say: 'Pitiful is he who relieth not on his own skill but upon a figment of the imagination'"
"Clerics will see you call upon the raw energies of the earth and say 'Faith reaches far, further than the unfulfilling toil of altering and manipulating God's intended creation'"
more like wizards
…I love that each individual perfectly imitates the other.
Also the French accent.
If the Wizard can see you sneak, he probably has a good reason to front you.
"Everyone's best at something, but nobody's best at everything." - Spongebob Squarepants
Pinkertons will see you rob a stagecoach and say:
"By golly, i don't reckon that feller is a certified bounty hunter."
Weary Villagers see you stride into the village on horseback and say
"He doesn't know where the fast-travel standing stones are"
Edit: Originally used the word "walk" instead of "stride".... 8ft tall Orc on strongest Dwarven Pony?
>average diabloshitter
that’s gotta be a really small horse if you’re on its back and still walking
>walk into the village on horseback
@@VanquishV700 I know the real phrasing is "rides into village" but my brain had a brainfart moment after processing so many variants of the same meme.
@nialltealeaf275 all good it was pretty funny lol
A monk will look at a townsfolk and say
"oooh look at me I can't even concentrate on transcribing for even 5 hours"
If the wizard saw the goblin sneak he might be right.
dungeon masters will see you cast fireball in an enclosed space and say “this fool knowest not that he shall flame grill the rest of the party”
Princes will bear witness to your unending onslaught of raids and sieges of the holds in their land and declare
"the barbarous oaf lacketh the dedication to raise a kingdom"
Human will see you staying with your child for centuries and say:
"Asari can't be good fathers"
Since no one else has said it I like how every single character is missing the point every time, reminds me that we all can enter into folly and ignorance if we are not careful and misjudge each other.
Honestly feels like you're the one who missed the point of the joke
@@truthwatcher2096 Seeing how what they pointed out was so obvious (thats why no one was saying it) they might be autistic
@@truthwatcher2096 That is the point of the joke
@@J-BiRTH I'm confused
@@goofyahhgooberprodyoure confused
i love how its just like everything is a clapback, theyre in dialogue
I like the Anglo/Norman divide you used for the peasant and lord accents.
I love the subtle detail of the medieval period having peasants with anglo-Saxon/English accents and lords with Norman/French accents
Hostiles’ll spot you patchin’ your wounds and say,
“Those idiots can’t afford a medic!”
Wizards will see you channel the might of your deity to burn the heretics and say "they lack the smarts to learn magic themselves".
i like how a majority of the memes are Medieval/Fantasy related and then BOOM Pirates
Samurai will witness you throw your sharpened projectiles with pinpoint accuracy then dissipate into the shadows and say:
"That coward lacks a code of honor to live by."
These are the goddamn best medieval/fantasy/whatever it’s called voices I’ve ever heard
Marquis will watch you create the most awe inspiring masterpiece in existing and say “He hath none patron though”
Paladins be looking at Fighters meleeing tactfully and saying: "He hath not a virtuous life by the Grace of the Gods."
Fighters would look at Paladins Smiting a 12 ft demon and be saying: "You *need* your power ups."
Iron Warriors will see you construct fortresses that are impregnable yet majestic to behold and say:
“Those amber-colored Fists do not deserve the favor they garner from He who sits on the Throne!”
Imperial Fists will watch you crack an enemy fortress like an egg and remark:
"It's a tragedy that brutes are allowed to defile such fine work"
The only exception is when it's an ork or Eldar base. In that case, they don't speak at all.
@@paudiedaly22 nice.
I love the cockney accent given to the goblin, like you see in Shadow of War with the uruk lol. The Runescape music was a nice touch as well!
Mercenary and knight one reminds me of a (probably fictional) exchange between an austrian knight and a swiss mercenary;
Austrian Knight: We knights fight for honour, unlike you mercenaries who only fight for coin!
Swiss mercenary: We all fight to gain what we lack, my lord
Remember same joke about professor, who'd (in a hypothetical situation) choose to get knowledge, and student, who'd choose to get money
It’s a good thing that Austrian wasn’t a painter
@@Anthony-jh6xt hey that reminds me of some tragedy.
I heard that as an exchange between an Englishman and a frenchman
@@emiledlund9559yea me too I think it was a naval battle In the Napoleonic wars, battle of water loo maybe? I’m not super familiar with that particular subject.
The fact that this video was only one minute and twenty seconds is incredible.
if you did all these voices and accents yourself you are very talented
wow why so few likes
I like to imagine every single medieval/fantasy creature or position is all in a single bar and then there's just us walking around asking "What do you hate your rival counterpart says about you?" and immediately after they answer our question everyone gets into a massive brawl
i need to listen to this more often lol. it hits that people just value different things and whatever they disdain you for is... ultimately arbitrary.
Insecurity at the thought of not being perceived as superior results in shaping any old sentence into something approximating an insult. “You’re going through life just fine?! How do I make this about me and how I’m better than you?!”
Goblins will watch you grow your own crops and say “he can’t afford to buy them at the store”
ok, now I need, nay, I DEMAND a fictional universe where wizards, goblins, kings, pesants, knights, mercenaries, pirates, and sea traders all existing in the same universe and interacting on constnat basis.
This is an amazing format for a voice show reel.
Orks will see you build castles for defense and says
"He can't even Mass assault "
What I got from this, everyone will find something bad to bring you down.
Stay strong for yourself kings.
Monks will see you enjoy a drink and say, “that man lacks righteousness”.
Drunkards will see you take a vow of chastity and say, “he can attract no maidens”.
As one Sir Bravo of Coolee once said, "This be the only realm where refined rhetoric gets misinterpreted. You may proclaim "I enjoy bread!" and a peer will respond "So doth though hate potatoes?" Nay cur, that is a whole new thought. What in the Lord's name art though talking about?"
Knaves will see you cast a healing spell and say “He can’t afford a health potion”
I feel like this was an excuse for him to flex his impeccable throat skills all in one video.
He is the throat goat fr
A Wizard will see me forge an Automaton to assist my Kin and say “He nought the skill to enchant a golem”
Imagine not having the arcane might to cast invisibility.
This post made by Shadow Wizard Money Gang.
i love the way each side does a mocking accent for the other that exaggerates the stereotypes
This video is a good life lesson to just be yourself
A man-at-arms will see you collapse a castle wall with a 200 lbs block of stone from 500 ft away and say "he cannot climb a ladder!"
This is the best series ever. Love the mix of accents
Churchmen will see you retire after a long and successful career fighting for your king and say:
"He lacketh the fortitude to go on crusade"
He has secured no alliances 💀💀💀
Space Dwarfs will see you stepping on a bug and say.
"If you don't Rock and Stone...you ain't coming home."
I can’t say how satisfying it is to see people use the “-eth” ending properly.
That second to last one about pirates hits real close to home.
Outlaws will see you pay your serf debts with the king's coin and say "He has no freedoms of travel or commerce"
These lads are all excellent at impressions of one another.
Wizards will see you obliterate an entire army with your flying war machine of portable apocalypse and say ,,that man has no *true* arcane prowess"
I appreciate these come in opposite pairs, as if they were responding to each other
People outside talking about people inside: I bet they haven’t even touched grass in a week
People who are inside talking about people outside: I bet they haven’t even playing the best video games in a week
Wizards and goblins have a rivalry just like pirates and sailors presents and kings and Scots and other Scots dams Scotts ruin Scotland
Virgin horse:
-shits lots
-smells bad
-can't always be controlled
-gets sick/hurt/old/dies
-expensive
-takes a while to get you anywhere
-doesn't move many people or goods at a time
-linear usefulness
-requires skill and experience to use right
-needs food/sleep
-can only be used by well trained horsemen
-takes time to get ready
-needs giant dick to compensate for inferiority
-not funny beyond dick/shit jokes
-can't go some places
-used by knightly weak fake chads and the occasional filthy peasant moron
-might kick owner
-really only teaches you that horses are a bad smelling, overpriced hassle (it's true)
Chadiportation:
-no shit
-no smell
-don't have to worry about controlling it
-timelessly useful
-learn it once, use it however many times you want
-works right away
-depending on setting or the power of the wizard using it may move many people and objects at once
-can also teleport enemies to pits with lava or acid, valuables or written documents to the preferred destination, sending enemy arrows back at them, etc, multiple uses allowing creativity
-no trouble once you learn it
-doesn't need food/sleep
-scroll allows use by anyone literate
-you cast it and it works, it's that simple
-no dick involved (that would be gay)
-endless opportunity for brilliant pranks
-works anywhere
-used by powerful mystic sorcerers
-doesn't hurt user
-leads into other matters of magic knowledge, further increasing the user's in being learned
I wonder if teleporting would preserve momentum. If it did, it might be tougher to use due to the momentum we get from the spinning Earth.
@@mlhx9181I'd imagine they worked out the kinks with that while developing the spell.
It adjusts with that taken into account now
@@mlhx9181 worlds like middle earth faerun etc are frequently geocentric style. so real physics trouble and that kind of thing probably cant figure in
@@1stCallipostle "its magic, i aint gotta explain shit" - 80s dnd cartoon dungeon master