@@carlborg8023Sometimes you're feeling frisky. So you go scribe and have Fireball, Fireball (Cold), Fireball (Lightning), Fireball (Thunder), Fireball (Radiant), Fireball (Necrotic), and Fireball (Psychic)
He wasn't trying to stop the apprentice from performing the deed, but from summoning a being to be only used as an object of mere sexual pleasure. Truly this grand master of alchemy and wizardry is a hero for the ages.
@@UndarZ Warlocks will see you create unfathomable levels of pure magic using only your own wisdom and mastery and say "He has not the bravery to lend his soul to greater forces"
While I agree, depending on the source you are looking at, it's just that warlock turned to a powerful entity to learn. So wizards are normal students of the Arcane Arts, while warlocks got private tutors only. Honestly, in both cases, it's letting a mortal toy with the Weave, so not that safe. -A friendly resident DM
Clerics will say "raising the dead is an unholy and despicable art" and then "heal" a warrior who's been laying "unconscious" with his guts strewn about.
Warlocks will see you conjure spells that bend the fabric of reality with your wisdom alone and say "Bookworm too scared to swear his soul to greater beings"
@@arigatiuWizards will look at a Sorcerer render an entire army asunder with a thunderstorm and say "he has no patience to study the arts" My brother in weave, you are just seething because I am naturally that good
@@sephikong8323My fellow spellcaster, yes, you are that good, but only precisely that good, still inferior to a random wizard or warlock. You're literally a dollar store wizard
@@DehydratedDarknessMy brother in the arcane arts being a sorcerer I have access to abilities through metamagic such as dual casting and quickened spells beyond the realm of any wizards comprehension
@@CertifiedElite420 why do you think there are so many elf wizards? it's so we can ward ourselves from summoning magics and avoid being forced into a royal harem of course. any elf who isn't a journeyman magician by 16 years of age is at risk of being spirited away by an insatiably horny and incredibly attractive 6'5 mortal with more money than you could spend in a life time and treated like a god by them, their every need and want tended to for the next hundred or so years. doesn't that just sound awful?
The only long term D&D character I've played was a dwarf wizard, who somehow didn't die once during our 4 year campaign. He ended up becoming an immortal arch lich in the epilogue of the story, tears flowed. Wizards truly are my favourite class, they seem smart but have the capacity to do so much dumb stuff.
I play as a tank paladin in d&d. I tried it in d&d neverwinter and can't give up the almost infinite second health bar(recast is faster than enemies can damage the health, and if you build character right you have tons of health
I am a 6 foot tall elf twink. I am not as thin as I was but I'm still attractive enough to be a twink. 😅 tbh I'm a Dom with women and a twink with men, dunno why
Warlocks are fun as, the sheer amount of magical customisation you get at intermediate levels is the greatest appeal, plus warlocks can really hit hard with the spells and abilities they get
Druid will watch you summon an elf twink and say "if you need to employ the dark arts to rizz, thou art not a true wizard" My brother in the Arcane Arts, you could not rizz up a branch if your life depended on it
Wizards will see their apprentice make a mistake and say "he has not the skill to be a true magic user" my brother in the tome, you are the one teaching him
If sorcerers have magic granted by their blood, it should be treated as a race, not a class. In turn, my sorcerer should be able to learn spells from the wizard tree.
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the barely held back laughter while trying to read out the elf twink thing made me choke on my fucking drink (theres a joke i wish to make about the elf twink also choking on something but i will refrain from making it)
The elf twink violator is an enigma. He summons an elf twink to violate, so he must be a bard, but bards can't summon creatures. He must be a multiclasser.
Uhh quick DND story So, I chose blade pact because summoning a sword out of nowhere seemed cool. My party is taking the long way up the mountain and I just cast spider climb, a fuckig troll tries to use me as a snowboard but fails, I find the trolls cave. I eat his weird unknown stew thing because yeah...Troll climbs back up. I cast spider climb again so I can hide on ceiling of the cave. Troll just yanks me down. He makes me gamble with him. I lose my shield and crossbow, but I still have my sword. I gamble my sword. I lose. Troll just gives me a goats head as thanks for keeping him company. I leave the cave, and I just summon my sword back to me. Later in the campaign I did get a necromancer to resurrect the goat head because...why not?
They should have made a suckie joke when the wizards told the witch her spells suck. Like, "wizards say your spells suck, and then beg for another turn"
Thou dost not need more than 6 spells for tower defence. Our forefathers hath not envisioned flasks of mana when the law enacted. Nor hath they envisioned strong spells such as fireball. Surely, spells of small lightning would suffice for any tower intruder. Sincerely, A Rogue
"Not too fond of warlocks" all we have to do is impress a sugar daddy/mommy (we also have eldritch BLAST) YOU have to study for YEEEARS and risk being turned into a nothic if you read too much on vecna.
musketeers shall witness thee obliterate an eldritch god with the spell "fuck everything in that general direction" and remark "the primitive chap hath not the dexterity to wield a rifle"
"When do you use more than 6 spells" is a warlock pretending to be a wizard
Every true wizard has the perfect spell prepared for any situation
Exactly. Fireball, fireball, fireball, fireball, fireball, fireball, and, for those rare special occasions, fireball. Which is more than six...
@@carlborg8023A ball of fire to spice things up in special occasions
@@carlborg8023Sometimes you're feeling frisky. So you go scribe and have Fireball, Fireball (Cold), Fireball (Lightning), Fireball (Thunder), Fireball (Radiant), Fireball (Necrotic), and Fireball (Psychic)
@@1stCallipostle don't forget about fireball (exploding)
and then forgets to cast them the one time they're actually useful
Hearing "before he summons an elf twink to violate" dealt 4d8 psychic damage to me
He wasn't trying to stop the apprentice from performing the deed, but from summoning a being to be only used as an object of mere sexual pleasure. Truly this grand master of alchemy and wizardry is a hero for the ages.
@@GalagoospurmankyREALofficiala grand wizard if you will
What’s the d for?
@@arandomcommenter412 dice
I'll take my 4 damage and continue trying to summon my own
Goblins will see you perform a teleportation spell and say: "He has not the funds to purchase a steed!"
Clerics will see you build a phylactery and say “he hath not the fortitude of spirit to reincarnate!” 😒
nemo fan
scared piss- and shitless, eh?
Wizzards will see a witch fly a broom and say "She is too slow to walk"
Archers will see a wizard shoot a fireball and say “he not hath the skill to shoot a arrow” 😔
Warlocks literally need a patron to cast magic. My brother in sorcery, just study the arts.
Wizards will see you render a mountain to rubble with your patrons immense power and say "he has not the intelligence to learn magic"
@@UndarZ Warlocks will see you create unfathomable levels of pure magic using only your own wisdom and mastery and say "He has not the bravery to lend his soul to greater forces"
Warlocks are just spellcasters with arcane sugardaddies and mommies.
While I agree, depending on the source you are looking at, it's just that warlock turned to a powerful entity to learn. So wizards are normal students of the Arcane Arts, while warlocks got private tutors only. Honestly, in both cases, it's letting a mortal toy with the Weave, so not that safe.
-A friendly resident DM
@@violoniste75 Good to hear a DMs opinion on the topic, I like hearing each side of the argument.
Priests will say "necromancy is a heinous forbidden act" and then refuse to be slain again
The priests call necromancy heresy while themselves worshipping a man once dead.
Necromancers will watch you raise a warrior from the grave and say “What good is it to raise the dead if they aren’t under your control?”
Clerics will say "raising the dead is an unholy and despicable art" and then "heal" a warrior who's been laying "unconscious" with his guts strewn about.
Apprentices will summon a bat familiar and think they are worthy of a draconic steed
Apprentices will gain a 2nd spell slot and think they can cast wish
Apprentices will animate some water and think they deserve to be called "summoner"
smwh (shaking my wizard head)
The half supressed laughing is perfect I love this
He sounds like he either want to laugh or want to cry, and it's hilarious
@@nurlailasyarifah0515 Why not both?
@@ArturoPladeadolaughcrying
Wizards will see you commune with ancient beings of otherworldly magical power and say “He hath no knowledge of the arcane to cast on his own!”
Warlocks will see you conjure spells that bend the fabric of reality with your wisdom alone and say "Bookworm too scared to swear his soul to greater beings"
@@arigatiuWizards will look at a Sorcerer render an entire army asunder with a thunderstorm and say "he has no patience to study the arts"
My brother in weave, you are just seething because I am naturally that good
@@sephikong8323My fellow spellcaster, yes, you are that good, but only precisely that good, still inferior to a random wizard or warlock.
You're literally a dollar store wizard
@@DehydratedDarkness bards will slurp their soda and egg on this hilarious argument
@@DehydratedDarknessMy brother in the arcane arts being a sorcerer I have access to abilities through metamagic such as dual casting and quickened spells beyond the realm of any wizards comprehension
Got to hate when your master finds out about the elf twink you just summoned.
At least you took care of the elf?
As an elf twink being summoned is miserable
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@@CertifiedElite420 why do you think there are so many elf wizards? it's so we can ward ourselves from summoning magics and avoid being forced into a royal harem of course. any elf who isn't a journeyman magician by 16 years of age is at risk of being spirited away by an insatiably horny and incredibly attractive 6'5 mortal with more money than you could spend in a life time and treated like a god by them, their every need and want tended to for the next hundred or so years.
doesn't that just sound awful?
@ahmadadnan4773I bet you thought that was clever, huh? A certified fedora tip moment.
Wizards will see you rip an orc in half and say "he lacks the arcane prowess to cast fireball"
The only long term D&D character I've played was a dwarf wizard, who somehow didn't die once during our 4 year campaign. He ended up becoming an immortal arch lich in the epilogue of the story, tears flowed. Wizards truly are my favourite class, they seem smart but have the capacity to do so much dumb stuff.
lol can you imagine a gnome litch? it'll be like the grim reaper from Conkers bad fur day.
High Int low Wis
I play as a tank paladin in d&d. I tried it in d&d neverwinter and can't give up the almost infinite second health bar(recast is faster than enemies can damage the health, and if you build character right you have tons of health
I don't know if it would be as fun to play a paladin tank in the tabletop but idk
I got a human paladin figure just in case someone will play with me in real life some day. And we have the books and stuff
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bard be like "you better up your charisma"
well... ummm..uhhh. ahhh. ummm
Not too fond of warlocks
Not castophobic, just don't like um. Simple as
Wizard ☕
Ruined your 69 likes. I love being able to say that for some reason
"I just don't like their casting style"
Not too fond of Wild Magic Sorcerers
Shamans will see you use a potion of healing and say
"He does not have the ability to commune with the elder gods, to heal himself"
Elf twink got me good
me too iykwim 😩😩🤤🤤
If nobody got me I know Elf Twink got me
@@noellesato311 need tomoko gf tho
I am a 6 foot tall elf twink. I am not as thin as I was but I'm still attractive enough to be a twink. 😅 tbh I'm a Dom with women and a twink with men, dunno why
I've been playing a magic user in a campaign for 2-3 years now , this shit is hilarious, have a sub
Do you have any swagger wizard games you recommend?😎❗
How tf do you get a campaign to lasts that long
I usaly play as Thurges. "I'm the greatest Wizard, i have performed divine spells without that of a gods permision"
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Aechwizards will form a simulacrum and say they have friends.
Didn't know I was missing wizard memes in my life
1:20 yo you can do that with dark magic? Sign me in right now
Clerics be like, "That magic is unholy" and then approach me when they're injured on the battlefield.
"My brother in arcane arts" lmao
Knights will see you cast a shield of cosmic protection and say “he is too frail to bear steel chainmail”
I love how he's breaking slightly into giggles at the end. the pupper at the end got a giggle out of me. he's seems so concerned about those warlocks.
youtube recommendations working splendidly on this day, oh my lord I love this
The elf twink of rohdazak
We can't let him manifest
Too late I already planted my seed into the elf twink! The contract is complete
Wizards see you walk and say "He doesn't know how to teleport."
Holy Knights will see you reading about the arcane arts and say "He hasn't the fortitude to learn about the arts himself."
as a gay man and a warlock main i can confirm that the homophobic dog meme at the end is just perfect
Would you recommend warlock?
Warlocks are fun as, the sheer amount of magical customisation you get at intermediate levels is the greatest appeal, plus warlocks can really hit hard with the spells and abilities they get
you put what in your butt/contract clauses?
Oh I assumed it was aimed at man hating feminists
@@DanTheManGruenSee it's a little bit of a rorschach test cause I for sure thought the dog was racist
what does a lack of belt say forthwith about a man but "I shit myself not only with haste, but without warning"
Enchanters will say "Necromancy is a dark art." Then cast geas at 9th to permanently enslave another person.
0:14 Monsters will grab red experience orbs and say “His Spartan Rage cannot stop us!”
"summon an elf twink to violate"
Is it possible to learn this power?
not from a common wizard....
My brother in the arcane arts, if you need to employ the dark arts to rizz, thou art not a true wizard.
Druid will watch you summon an elf twink and say "if you need to employ the dark arts to rizz, thou art not a true wizard"
My brother in the Arcane Arts, you could not rizz up a branch if your life depended on it
I see now why most half elves are human fathered
🤦🏻♂️ I cast my strongest banishment spell on the lot of ya! It's too damn early in the morning for this crazy ass bullshit!
Orcs will see a Roge pick a lock and say: "He has not the strength to bust down the door."
As a dragonlance fan, the one with Raistlin and Fistandantilus actually slays me. Poor Dalamar.
Wizards will see their apprentice make a mistake and say "he has not the skill to be a true magic user" my brother in the tome, you are the one teaching him
the oblivion track really completes this
If sorcerers have magic granted by their blood, it should be treated as a race, not a class. In turn, my sorcerer should be able to learn spells from the wizard tree.
Can you elaborate on your reasoning here?
Because I would really like to see you try.
Is a sorcerer too stupid to learn a spell?
Basically Lord of the Rings
It’s him laughing trying to read the memes that gets me
My Grimoire contains 6 spells, the soul of a death god, and several delicious recipes including but not limited to banana bread and chili.
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I am that apprentice that has been practicing dark magic, for no particular reason whatsoever...
Elementalists will see you cast magic missile and say "he lacks the knowledge to counjour fire."
He knows his Apprentice surprisingly well.
Well enought to know when his Terminator should be Terminated. XD
(Terminator - old Polish for Apprentice)
As a warlock i am insulted, BURNING HANDS
Testicular torsion is the only spell i use
Testicular fondling is the only spell I use on an elf twink
0:28 is sounding suspiciously sorcerous I must say
My brothers in the arcane arts, grimoires are given a value they dont rightfuly posses, i myself use the power of the runes, 24 of their kind.
The Linux wizard be like:
@@TheEnmineer 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"When do you use more than 6 spells?" has that "why do you need more than 5 rounds to hunt?" energy.
"when do you use more than 6 spells"
THATS THE POINT OF A GRIMOIRE
Heroic Knights will see you summon an army of undead and say "Thou hath no companions" 💀💀💀
the barely held back laughter while trying to read out the elf twink thing made me choke on my fucking drink (theres a joke i wish to make about the elf twink also choking on something but i will refrain from making it)
Wizards will see you slowly replacing them as the party’s dps and say:
“This isn’t fair, he gets to do more damange than me AND not die to a 1d4"
Ayo hold up, I need to borrow that elf twink summoning spell. You know, for... research.
Goblins will see you teleport and say “he has not the funds to purchase a steed”
“Had to look up how to pronounce this”
*mispronounces it*
Rouges be hating, I'll be enchanting tombs
Barbarian versus wizard be like: I CAST FIST!
0:26 truly Goristic the Pragmatic brims with wisdom aplenty
Bros voice is so calming i almost fell asleep
ur too sweet
Not using more than 6 spells? My brother in arcane arts,I won't settle for anything less than a bullshit amount of spells
6 spells
Testicular Torsion
Levitate Object
Charm Person
Summon Orb of Pondering
Summon Elf Twink
Cure Wound
The elf twink violator is an enigma.
He summons an elf twink to violate, so he must be a bard, but bards can't summon creatures.
He must be a multiclasser.
Uhh quick DND story
So, I chose blade pact because summoning a sword out of nowhere seemed cool. My party is taking the long way up the mountain and I just cast spider climb, a fuckig troll tries to use me as a snowboard but fails, I find the trolls cave. I eat his weird unknown stew thing because yeah...Troll climbs back up. I cast spider climb again so I can hide on ceiling of the cave. Troll just yanks me down. He makes me gamble with him. I lose my shield and crossbow, but I still have my sword. I gamble my sword. I lose. Troll just gives me a goats head as thanks for keeping him company. I leave the cave, and I just summon my sword back to me.
Later in the campaign I did get a necromancer to resurrect the goat head because...why not?
Highly under rated, keep up the good work.
Wizardposting is a supremely underrated kind of humor
clerics will see you transform into a god and say "thee has no faith in the gods"
t'was entertaining me lad, praise upon ye
Barbadian’s really think that their rage is the only thing they need, but then pull out 69 tons of explosive barrels.
This is the best thing I’ve ever fucking seen. My sides have ascended to Tamriel
When you only have one take, and it recorded you trying not to laugh
Bro i stg, the oblivion ost in the background makes this go so much harder holy shit
I beseech you for your sagacious counsel
They should have made a suckie joke when the wizards told the witch her spells suck. Like, "wizards say your spells suck, and then beg for another turn"
I love how these don’t try to be extremely offensive they’re just funny like the memes of old
Fine memes, but I know some archwizards who cast six spells before they even get out of bed in the mornings so that point feels moot.
I'm mot mad, I just wanna know why "Wizard posting" is currently in and dominating my feed.
time to study dark magic
0:28 This is incredibly true in RPGs, spam your most powerful and effective attacks. It is a bell-curve for noobs, pseuds and pros.
Thou dost not need more than 6 spells for tower defence. Our forefathers hath not envisioned flasks of mana when the law enacted. Nor hath they envisioned strong spells such as fireball. Surely, spells of small lightning would suffice for any tower intruder.
Sincerely, A Rogue
Those apprentices always summon an elf twink as a Dark Lord dont they? Like???
Charisma check passed
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"Not too fond of warlocks" all we have to do is impress a sugar daddy/mommy (we also have eldritch BLAST) YOU have to study for YEEEARS and risk being turned into a nothic if you read too much on vecna.
I think it's funnier that your slowly losing yourself to laugh.
This is a form of meme infanticide
Imagine thinkong that becoming a frog is a bad thing.
The second to last really caught me off guard
Can... can elves be summoned? Are elves demons? Elementals?
You call it summoning. I call it a kidnapping charge.
Classic priest question
musketeers shall witness thee obliterate an eldritch god with the spell "fuck everything in that general direction" and remark "the primitive chap hath not the dexterity to wield a rifle"
You not built for these spells son
The arch Archwizard is pronounced “arc”. English is weird but it’s always good to learn. This is a wizardposting vid. They live to learn.
6 spells is not a grimoire, that is correct
If you are not using more than six spells, you are definitely not a main caster.
Elfoids will watch you split an atom and will say:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG-“
Thou are thee choosen sage we all pledge our bleesings
NOOOO ASK THE ELF FOR CONSENT FIRST :((
There was a steady decline in sanity on this one. Then it shot straight back up the top.
Elves will you cast a spell of healing and say he does not have the dexterity to avoid attacks