Fun fact: you can refund items on steam past the 2 hour mark if one of the following is true: 1. The game literally runs so poorly that after 2 hours of trying to fix it, you gave up. 2. The game has a proven track record of being dog shit (AKA has a large amount of refunds in Steams records) 3. The game does not accurately depict the expectations of game play. (IE. forcing you to play the game for 2 hours without being able to save or even do anything promised in the videos) 4. The game does not properly or accurately list computer spec requirements. (not applicable here but still) and a few other things.... so technically you can actually get a refund for a steam game up to 4 hours into gameplay if the game LITERALLY does not do as advertised. For the future of gamers spending their money to show us shit games....
@@maksrambe3812 Thats true.....I mostly said the up to 4 hours thing because I have done this on multiple occasions and KNOW that without any issue the 4 hour mark worked out fine for me. I think it really depends on controversy surrounding the item in question
On the other hand. I had 0 minutes on Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, but I had owned it for about 6 months. I went ahead and downloaded it on my Steam Deck, where the game is steam deck verified as playable. When I tried to launch it I got an error that was caused by a change in their anticheat which means it can't run on Linux. They didn't give me a refund despite this fact, I presume it was just an automated response and they didn't consider my situation.
@@snowworm4601 ....the steam deck runs on LINUX? Why am I not even surprised - unfortunately the issue might have been that someone saw it and was like "This was purchased WAAAAY before this was ever an issue. Denied" which with refunds they tend to be more strict on the amount of time owned than amount of time played.....
The seesaw in that game actually works because it's just a widely used asset that already had it working to begin with. I've seen that same exact asset neighborhood in a ton of indie horror games, equipped with the same meme monkeys.
@GundAme412 Even then those games get updates and DLC for a while before new games are made, this feels like the Dev is selling a new game each time they make what would be a major update to your average game.
i agree, that just like those mobile games brainrot keep releasing but they are all the same plus 1-2% different from the previous version, thus a total scam and money grabber, i blame the players and the consumers tho for keep "donating" for these scum sneaky actions
@@Noblesix84definitely for sims 4, but its predecessors are much more solid :) Again though, the sims 4… weather, pets, weddings, renting… it’s tough out there
As a Russian, I can guarantee you that the models of bus passengers in "Trans-Siberian Legends" were ripped straight out of GTA San Andreas MultiPlayer mod called "Criminal Russia", which added a new map, lots of cars and those models. It was quite popular before GTA5 RP servers came around
If only that. The passengers models have been used as assets in Trainz Railroad Simulator too, even back in 2012, probably earlier. From watching the video, I can literally name the stolen vehicles and buildings from Trainz.
Train Travel Simulator - german edition would be a very small game: just a train station where you wait for hours and days for your delayed train. And then you die.
Yeah, where most train travel games are meant to be relaxing the Deutsche Bahn Travel Sim would be extra stress inducing including nice features as last second delays, unannounced cancellations and of course just non apparent changes in platforms that are announced 1 or 2 minutes before departure where you have to sprint across the whole train station to get from platform 1 to platform 12 while fighting your way through the hallways and overcrowded escalators PS: oh, i almost forgot my favorite feature: unannounced cancellations of certain train stops and or just the train ending at a station way before end station for some non-descript reason
In the US version you go to the station and they tell you the train is canceled due to a landslide, and you'll have to take alternate bus service. Then the rest is just a remake of Desert Bus.
Just get into a German train.. It will be delayed mostly and you need to get another one in perfect time.. So.. Just go by train in Germany and you don't need to play a game for that
17:40 Vintage (basically up until the soviet collapse) russian films are actually copyright free. You can catch pretty much all of them including Tarkovsky's for free on the official Mosfilm channel. So yes, the movie on that television is most certainly there in full.
@@vstaritz Sounds like how we in the US would have titled films back then. The English Wikipedia article basically only says that it takes place during a war and won some awards. Imagine some WWII drama titled _Far from Chicago_ or something; that sounds like you’d find in a friend’s grandmother’s living room shelf near the television that hasn’t worked since 1997.
As a native Russian speaker I can say a fragment around 24:00, when they are in a car, is hilarious. Very natural Russian swearing. I don't know, while I wouldn't call these good games, I would find them kinda funny for their relatability.
@@talentkid234 In no particular order, phrases such as 'What are you, an idiot?' 'The fuck are you sitting there running your mouth for?' 'Don't fuck around then!' etc etc. The thing about Russian swearing is that it's practically a language in of itself. Literally. That's not an exaggeration. It's traditionally been used as a bandit language since the middle of the 19th century or so. So there's really no direct translation for a lot of the words because they've evolved to be very specific, 'fuck' really doesn't cover either the meanings or the intensity. It's honestly pretty vile, and there's quite a few people who take great pride in speaking only in that language.
"All the towns are the same, the same roads, the same, rearranged buildings" Welcome to Russia/Eastern Europe. It's not a bug, it's a realistic feature.
Yeah, I saw those big identical houses and thought that looks like a very good representation of Soviet architecture to me Edit: during the 70's small town centers were destroyed and rebuilt exacty the same in Sweden too. So if you go to a lot of small towns they will have exactly the same town square with a mall as all the other ones. It's real sad now in hindsight. City planners here got real into that brutalism thing.
Bro. I live in America and the entire country is the same. Russia has incredible change in layout, even within cities, with tons of greenery/ different building materials and styles, stores, markets, shops, everything is new and interesting. Don't even get me started on the rural areas.
You really can get away with anything on steam if people are dumb enough. Creating six copies of the same game with sight appearance swaps and asking for money..actually the most absurd example yet.
Eh, EA has been doing that with Fifa and Madden for years and they actually ask for full price AND microtransactions. In comparison this is almost reasonable really.
@@Wnick1996 so... you mean just like the time save packs EA used to sell? (Ressources in Dead Space 3, getting all base game weapons unlocked in BF4, getting the cars unlocked in Need For Speed) Or turning Addons from being their own thing content wise into P2W packs by allowing people with on purpose overtuned DLC weapons (at least for a few weeks/months before they get nerfed) to use them in the base game? Those are just for EA products mind you. They already got plenty of ideas, even on making money out of nothing - another prime example for that would be Ubisoft selling ingame cash for real money on Ghost Recon Breakpoint (same as Skins ripped from their other games) while tuning down the best grinding methods for said ingame currency, not that they haven't sold ressources in some other entries as well (e.g. Assassins Creed Syndicate), but for Breakpoint they specifically went out of their way by preventing players from effectively farming it.
They can get away with it due to their games being niche and niche games generally requiring more monetisation through dlc and the like. When your games sell low numbers, you gotta make the money through other stuff. Granted they are a bit aggressive but the format makes sense and isn't some crime against humanity. Niche games just gotta do it differently to justify their existence to investors and the like and you gotta remember, it's the suits that have no idea how games work, that decide if a series of games gets to exists or not@@TeemoQuinton
Pretty sure you could report the third game's scummy refund dodge exploit to Steam staff and they'd do something about it. I, myself, have been surprised by how much they care and listen
Though I'm more woried about the people who bought a game, loaded it and got a message to wait for 2 hours and 20 minutes whilst nothing happens, and didn't immediately demand a refund.
Agreed, it would be pretty hard to argue that they’re doing that for any reason other than to dodge the refund. Especially when it’s the same copy pasted scene. It’s the same 5 minute gameplay loop. Though the devs must be trolling. The Steven Seagull best friend bit is pretty funny haha. Doing the bare minimum to not directly break TOS. bullshit either way though lmao
Randomly teleported to the hospital after drinking an NPCs beer only to be greeted by convulsing, screaming people that everyone else ignores. I couldn't stop laughing, 10/10, best in game shitpost I've ever seen.
FYI during soviet era most cities actually had the same layout, this is so much so that it is the story of a movie where a guy gets shitfaced and travels from Moscow to Leningrad by plane due to mixup with his friends, tells the taxi outside the airport to take him to his address (which is the same in Leningrad) and his key opens the door to the apartment, which is in a identical building(just in Leningrad) and from there is spoilers. Movie is called "the irony of fate or enjoy your bath" lookit up
Now imagine the whole mess as "Train Travel - Deutsche Bahn" where you have to wait 15min in real time and afterwards another 45mins because the train is late of course and after waiting long enough it gets cancelled.
15:35 im glad that after you've pressed SHIFT+P to go back to normal time, you can still press SHIFT+L to go back to normal time. the dev truly thought of a mechanic
@@mikeh6109 it's not an oxymoron, it just means a cannon mounted on your head or replacing your head. "Headcanon" isn't an oxymoron either, and it has a more specific meaning than just "imagination" so it's valid.
I can confirm from personal experience that there is indeed a massive class struggle on the Trans-Siberian. There were backpacker types at the back, and the farther forward you went, the better dressed and more high-faluting the cabins and the passengers. The different classes of people did not intermingle.
The funny thing is, with how liberally Valve applies their refund policy, I don't think that artificial time waster would prevent people from gettung a refund.
Yeah I'm pretty sure the 2h thing is more of a guideline than a hard rule so the developer pulling that is probably grounds for refund even if you end up over 2h
@@samkj1953 yeah ive been to india for 4 months... i would say everything old in india is good.. everything new in india is bad... i hated being in india more trhan any other country but i also loved india more than any other country.. i like the old religion, the temples, the dances, the culture, the food.. basically everything before the British empire is good... everything after is awful.. the traffic.. the human faeces everywhere the people who harass you constantly as a tourist... the pollution, the british bureaucracy, the overcrowding, the poverty etc... most of that poverty was brought about by british polcies.. they de industrialised india, killed hundreds of millions..
You sound like someone who hasn't actually been on trains and stated trains that you saw your favorite content creators ride on. Also, by the looks of your social media's, you haven't done much traveling at all.
@@christopherespinoza-darnel8514 you a weirdo stalker? i dont do social media anymore.. i did have tons of travel photos on fascistbook.. and then i had my account closed, cos i was fed up with how fascist that website was. ive been on lots of trains
Nah I think people should be free to sell what they want on the platform. And you are free to just not buy them, and if you do, you can just get a refund if it doesn't provide the experience you thought it would.
@@LydiaOfTheNorth you have 2 hours to get an automatic refund to tell if the game is worth it. If you can't figure out the game isn't worth it in that time, then you deserve to lose your money. It's a game, and it does not over promise. It's not a scam. They are just bad games.
@@Dorraj they made the train ride to get to the end of the game specifically 2:20 hours so you would exceed your refund time. There is a DLC to speed up the train ride which you can only use after you played it without. Also, they sold the same game with like two added features (what would be considered an update) like four times. Yeah, it's a scam dude. It's honestly sad that you can't tell.
@@LydiaOfTheNorth you can still get a refund after 2 hours on steam, exactly for reasons like the game forcing you to wait 2 hours to get to the rest of the game. And what's actually sad is that you have no idea what a scam is. A scam is you being promised something, and getting something completely different. This does not over promise. What you get is on the tin. You will purposefully be getting into that completely by your own volition. That is not a scam, that's your own stupidity.
@@rockfeli dirty money just means you acquired it illegaly, it can be in a bank too, people usually keep dirty money in cash so its hidden from the system
24:10 its kinda funny that the conductor on the trans siberian game is called Svetlana, cos when i actually did the trans siberian experess in real life my guide was called Svetlana!
For russian train trip 2, a note: The Steam refund policy does actually allow for refunds after 1.5 hours. It's just that after 1.5 hours you need to justify why you should get a refund, before it Steam will just grant it automatically. Like for example, I've gotten a refund after 4 hours because I explained that the game in question was so slow paced that it took me 3 hours just to play through the tutorials, and in the 1 hour of actual gameplay I realised it wasn't my kind of game. So you could totally get a refund for shit like this, just explain that it's over 2 hours of just sitting without any gameplay and I'm pretty confident that they'd give you a refund. Also, I think the store page can be reported for fraud because of the false review scores.
Spent so much on vodka, he didn't have enough money for a ticket. Couldn't drink enough to get drunk. Ah, so it was an immersive sim of life as a Russian.
Before watching this, I thought the worst train game on Steam was Half-Life 2: you only get to ride the train for a minute or two and then you’re in a drab station where masked cops threaten to beat you for no reason, and it only gets more dangerous from there with no more trains to ride
u better be kidding cuz Half-life2 isn't a train game?? Looks like u know nothing about it so do not talk trash about it. And btw u ride trains 3 times in the game.
@Harmiton564 If this comment was written in seriousness youre either 10 years old or autistic af and I cant tell which. And half life 2 *is* a train game.
See, "Relaxing Commute Simulators" would actually be a lovely little niche to play. Riding the elevated train in Watch Dogs, taking the bus around Islandville in the Coin Game, sitting in the back of a cab in GTA V--all of these allow you to occupy a space with your character as the vehicle you're in goes through space in real time, rather than just a fade to black or a fixed cutscene showing the exterior of the vehicle. There's a certain charm in that 'limited interactivity' of looking out the window, seeing the interior of the vehicle, maybe even seeing other passengers. As such, a Train Riding simulator (akin to the passenger mode in the Trainsimworld games) sounded like a delight! But after seeing all of the strange choices and jank in these games, I think us fans of that cozy commuting experience will have to look elsewhere to get our fix,
wooopsie , now Voldemort... uh Boeing sorry ("Vol" in French is literally "Flight / flying" , and "mort" is literally "death" so "Voldemort" can be literal translated as "Flight for death" ... i found this funny to associate with them, see how Boeing is trying to hide this and stike those who talk too much about their problems on YT , like we can't say their name , as Voldemort's case ^^' ) will have serious image issues ... dammm WW is the only one responsible of the literal crash of Boeing with this redacted part slip off XD
@@CainXVII I vividly remember multiple friends/family having that on the wall. They were usually accompanied with huge folding fans with far eastern motifs :D It was peak kitsch.
Just buy the Train Travel Ultra XXL Turbo Supreme, the 86th game in the row, and its 16 DLCs - there will be some basic game content. It improves step by step.
Swedish train trips are a problem if you don't want your mid stops to be in like Ålem and Kisa 😂 not a whole lot to see along the way except a whole lot of trees
@@CainXVII LOL. I was being silly because they are all the same game, just renamed basically. But I will take your word for it for sure. I have not been there so I know now to bring a book if I end up on a train there.
The Dev forced you to wait 2 hours and 20 minutes so you over extend the refunding playtime limit on steam. This Developer is so greedy and lazy, it's not even funny... He isn't even trying at this point
@@CrimsonNirnrootAddict666 Its because the people in the discord server asked for it. Like they asked for it a lot. Way too much. (It is a mascot horror game though so my hopes aren't too high.)
what would be cool would be if there were a game that could let you train travel across the entire world, and it would show realistically every single train station in the world with all completely different people in stations & carriages.. and maybe you could get rewards for having specific routes.. maybe you have to find ways to afford the train tickets like busking in the stations of getting jobs
@@Midwestern85 im really bad at programming... did C++ at university and i struggled.. if you want a game where a robot follows a white line and thats it, im your man
There are a couple like that. Train Sim World 4. The great thing about that one that I looked up is all of the dlc costs about the same as a real train. 😂 I think there's another called train life or something like that.
Oh yeah. Train Sim is like flight sim. You can literally conduct a train just like you would in real life. I've always wanted it I've just never bought it.
@@poolhalljunkie9 if you like paying lots of money for dlcs you should try paradox.. eu4 has about 20-30 dlcs.. i think if you buoght each one full price ud end up spending $300-500... they are rip off merchants.. they add a tiny bit of content. the sort of thing other developers give either free or for a few dollars and then they charge $10-15 for it.. and the longer you dont buy their new dlcs the more your game breaks
A really accurate game about traveling in Russia. Same panel houses in every city, same signs, same view from the window between stations. The dev knew his job. And the hospital, yeah, quite literally interpreted.
At 30:24 the music that plays is the same as music in the elevator where I live. I live in Vladivostok, this music played after Vladivostok station, coincidence?
Okay I had to look up why the train at the end was called 'Dick Mabbutt' and I found this: The way GB Railfreight tells it, unit 73962 got its name from a widely loved engineer at British locomotive works Brush Traction. Richard Mabbutt (affectionately known as Dick) worked his way up from an engineering apprenticeship to Chief Electrical Engineer over a 40-year career, only to pass away unexpectedly in 2013. Not gonna lie, that is hilarious! I expected it to be from some 2000's online poll. 😁
I don't know about anywhere else, but in England Dick is just the naturally shortened version of the name Richard, so I don't know why they said affectionately
Do you not understand why the name "dick mabbutt" would be said affectionately? Are you a robot? Pro tip: because it sounds like a joke name, as it implies sexual Congress. Hope this helps.
I dunno what to say when one becomes excited about a bus ride in a game that's about trains. Other than the bar is metro-levels of low by that point. .. Also RIP money on DLC women.
The most scam in the scam is : The man called his game Trans Siberian Legend like the initials of a real train sim game " TSL" ... and i'm SURE it's not made without the intent to abuse of people lack of knowledge on theses games... he know what he do. And i d k why , but i'm SURE he tried to put a "TSL" in his logo / arts pictures / previews etc but was stopped by legal problems. It's too obvious to be random.
Honestly impressed by how much effort you put into trying to review whatever this is. Like there’s no legitimate attempt at making a game here. It’s just an asset flip re-released over and over again to scam people.
30:20 I love how angry you get at the end just because you can't see the hotel in this trash heap game lol. Awesome video bro. 10/10. WE NEED MORE THOUGH! ❤
It's hilarious the "developer" seems to just be learning how to add the most basic possible "features" in a quest to figure out what people will pay for. At least hilarious until you realize they're probably at least somewhat succeeding at the scam.
I sincerely hope you got a refund on each and every one of these games. The intention of this, as you said, was very obviously not the craft. Other "worst games" I can at least give the benefit of a doubt to the dev, however small, but not this one. Especially the refund dodge, as others have said that one should be reported to Steam since it preys on the exact type of person who would even consider this sort of game as anything other than an asset flip.
I would honestly unironically love a game that was just simulating a real-time train trip. Where you can see interesting scenery out the window, go to different destinations, speak to passengers, maybe have some randomized passengers. Like, something like these games except developed with care and not abandoned and randomly released for a money grab.
I went through some whiplash seeing the same environment in the Russian train trip in Mista GG's most recent gaming video. Right down to the meme bear. The hell is happening here?
My father in law once died on the operating table (they brought him back) he told us about this vivid dream of waiting at a train station. Train rolled in, and his deceased dad met him at the train doors. His dad said, "it's not time for you to get on yet, go home." There's more to it, but I shortened it down for brevity.
It seems to me that this developer just doesn't understand how steam exactly works, and is thinking that he has to put up an entirely new game each time he updates.
A real train simulator that's horror would be cool, despite the horror fatigue. You and the NPC's are just going from place to place as people do and have to deal with the super natural. Various scenarios where you are just going to work and coming home. But still, a real proper train/life sim I'd probably play.
Could you imagine how chill a game where someone does this premise seriously would be? Just riding around metro lines and occasionally a regional, and checking into hotels for the night would be a vibe.
We used to have community monitoring. People didn't use it, waved through those kinds of products as well and it took too much time for actual proper indie games the get released - so it got dropped. Steam is solely a marketplace where devs can put up their products with an arbitrary barrier of having to put up a fee at the start - the fact that this dev made multiple games tells you more about consumers than anything else, as he'd not have done so if he didn't earn enough back and operated at a loss. And if people think it's worth their money, then well, by all means, they can waste it on that, its their money.
@@Unknown_Genius the problem is, these games pretend to be more than they are to bait people into buying them, and then refund-dodge to prevent people from refunding them. I don't think anyone who legit bought one of these games thought it was worth their money after playing.
@@DeuxisWasTaken I strongly disagree. If you'd play this and not realize after an hour that you probably should get a refund, then I don't know what to tell you - these are probably the most obvious "extreme niche that's not worth most peoples money" examples I've seen - and I refunded a lot of games during the years with none even being close to this level of a "how fast can I click the refund button" simulator. Also there's a report button to get it checked manually by support staff - and given that those games are 4€ and never state that there's more than sitting on a train and looking out of the window while being able to run around a bit good luck with that as they tell you straight up what you get.
Ah yes, because asking corpos to monitor content worked so well on YT, Twitter, Facebook? No, please let us do it ourselves. Otherwise we end up with bigottet, prudish censorship, while the scams still run wild.
Valve's criteria for removing games is pure lunacy. Iesabel was a diablo-y dungeon crawler where multiplayer just doesn't work. Literally. Nothing. It's plastered all over the store page and description and is still broken. IT CAME OUT IN 2013 AND STILL DOES NOT HAVE MULTIPLAYER AND CAN BE PURCHASED.
Well, it is interesting, that the destination of the train in the first game was set as "Ryazan". I have visited Ryazan, it is a city in 200 km / 125 miles to the South-East from Moscow. It was about 5 years ago, and I saw there a local commuter train, just staying on some dead end side track on the station. Destination signs on both side of the train said it was going to the place called "Рязань-2" (Ryazan-2). But it was the Ryazan-2 station already, at least it was said on the signs! And I can assure you, there no circle lines around Ryazan at all. So that train litteraly wasn't going anywhere, or it was at the same time on the start and the end of its journey. It was in superposition, I dunno, I even have written a short novel about that train. I'm so glad they made a game about it also there is a little saying in central Russia: "v Ryazani griby s glazami", wich one can translate as "in Ryazan mushrooms do have eyes". I feel, it all may be connected somehow
Hey man I didn't realize until I watched the end of this vid and saw my name, I stopped paying the cyber wizard tier a bit ago but I still love your content.
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the way the developer forced you to sit and wait for 2 hours and 20 minutes killed me
I really hope he used cheat engine or something and sped up the game
was smart tbh it prevents a refund
@@FlooDnl1 not so much as smart as scummy. People who were planning on refunds aren’t gonna sit around and wait that long
@@FlooDnl1well duh he even says it's a refund bypass in the video
hilarious
I presume you can't die in game because your character is already dead and riding the trains around the 8th circle of hell (the one for fraud).
Engine 25...........
There's a famous Flemish novella with that premise
That one season of Gregory Horror Show
This is the expansion to the Divine comedy that they never added, I wonder why..
@@westerling8436Name?
Fun fact: you can refund items on steam past the 2 hour mark if one of the following is true:
1. The game literally runs so poorly that after 2 hours of trying to fix it, you gave up.
2. The game has a proven track record of being dog shit (AKA has a large amount of refunds in Steams records)
3. The game does not accurately depict the expectations of game play. (IE. forcing you to play the game for 2 hours without being able to save or even do anything promised in the videos)
4. The game does not properly or accurately list computer spec requirements. (not applicable here but still)
and a few other things....
so technically you can actually get a refund for a steam game up to 4 hours into gameplay if the game LITERALLY does not do as advertised. For the future of gamers spending their money to show us shit games....
I don't think the up to 4 hours is the true limit either, I've heard many people successfully refunded Helldivers 2 after the PSN fiasco.
@@maksrambe3812 Thats true.....I mostly said the up to 4 hours thing because I have done this on multiple occasions and KNOW that without any issue the 4 hour mark worked out fine for me. I think it really depends on controversy surrounding the item in question
On the other hand. I had 0 minutes on Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, but I had owned it for about 6 months. I went ahead and downloaded it on my Steam Deck, where the game is steam deck verified as playable. When I tried to launch it I got an error that was caused by a change in their anticheat which means it can't run on Linux. They didn't give me a refund despite this fact, I presume it was just an automated response and they didn't consider my situation.
Btw, it's still listed as playable.
@@snowworm4601 ....the steam deck runs on LINUX? Why am I not even surprised - unfortunately the issue might have been that someone saw it and was like "This was purchased WAAAAY before this was ever an issue. Denied" which with refunds they tend to be more strict on the amount of time owned than amount of time played.....
The seesaw in that game actually works because it's just a widely used asset that already had it working to begin with. I've seen that same exact asset neighborhood in a ton of indie horror games, equipped with the same meme monkeys.
These games just feel like someone is making updates to a game that already exists and is selling each update as it's own game.
every sim games ever
@GundAme412 Even then those games get updates and DLC for a while before new games are made, this feels like the Dev is selling a new game each time they make what would be a major update to your average game.
i agree, that just like those mobile games brainrot keep releasing but they are all the same plus 1-2% different from the previous version, thus a total scam and money grabber, i blame the players and the consumers tho for keep "donating" for these scum sneaky actions
@@Noblesix84definitely for sims 4, but its predecessors are much more solid :)
Again though, the sims 4… weather, pets, weddings, renting… it’s tough out there
@VultureSkins Yeah I know how bad it is, I know people that play a lot of The Sims and...my lord.
It feels like the dev is slowly learning and improving, but every 5 new assets he finds and 1 new feature he learned, he releases it as a new game xD
Well, obviously it's working or he wouldn't keep doing it.
The fact that they used Fifa of all things... This Dev must be trolling hard af
Oh most definitely. I thought that was hilarious. 😂
Even if that was a troll, doesn't take away from the fact that these "games" are scam asset flip garbage.
I mean, you can't really argue with that logic... if EA can rip off idiots by releasing same game every year, why not indie devs?
@@EarthboundXjust like fifa 😅
@@TheLastPhoen1xdifference is there exists SOME interactivity in EA games.
9:35 As a Chinese I can tell you the posters and signs on that "Chinese street" were just full of slurs
Oh!-😭
oh dear
I would expect nothing less.
Do you have random russian text in your trains as well like at 10:57?
HAHAHAHA
As a Russian, I can guarantee you that the models of bus passengers in "Trans-Siberian Legends" were ripped straight out of GTA San Andreas MultiPlayer mod called "Criminal Russia", which added a new map, lots of cars and those models. It was quite popular before GTA5 RP servers came around
Haha, he can't legally sell that!
КРИМИНАЛЬНАЯ РОССИЯ!
If only that. The passengers models have been used as assets in Trainz Railroad Simulator too, even back in 2012, probably earlier. From watching the video, I can literally name the stolen vehicles and buildings from Trainz.
@@nostalgiaof98 Why are you saying that to a random russian? Are you ok?
STOP OCCUPATION 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
Train Travel Simulator - german edition would be a very small game: just a train station where you wait for hours and days for your delayed train. And then you die.
Yeah, where most train travel games are meant to be relaxing the Deutsche Bahn Travel Sim would be extra stress inducing including nice features as last second delays, unannounced cancellations and of course just non apparent changes in platforms that are announced 1 or 2 minutes before departure where you have to sprint across the whole train station to get from platform 1 to platform 12 while fighting your way through the hallways and overcrowded escalators
PS: oh, i almost forgot my favorite feature: unannounced cancellations of certain train stops and or just the train ending at a station way before end station for some non-descript reason
You sound like a horrible person. It's still too early...it will never be not too early. That joke is for monsters
But if the train does arrive you can enjoy beautiful scenery, and if you're in the right parts of the country, visit picturesque late medieval towns
In the US version you go to the station and they tell you the train is canceled due to a landslide, and you'll have to take alternate bus service. Then the rest is just a remake of Desert Bus.
@@MrBirdnose don't forget that the train only comes once a week during good weather and when the freight trains let the passenger train in.
Makes me want to make a horror game called "Trainrider Germany", where it is just you trying to get to your destination in regular Germany.
ngl I thought you were going to go on a different track with this idea when you started the sentence with Horror, germany and trains
Just get into a German train.. It will be delayed mostly and you need to get another one in perfect time.. So.. Just go by train in Germany and you don't need to play a game for that
The developer (Deutsche Bahn) even provides a real life experience and a massive network of theme parks around the entire country
Horror game about riding Trains in Germany. Please tell me we all thought the same thing.
17:40 Vintage (basically up until the soviet collapse) russian films are actually copyright free. You can catch pretty much all of them including Tarkovsky's for free on the official Mosfilm channel. So yes, the movie on that television is most certainly there in full.
What is the title of the one shown? I assume the last word would be translated in English to “Moscow”.
@@DiamondKingStudios Far From Moscow (1950)
@@vstaritz Sounds like how we in the US would have titled films back then. The English Wikipedia article basically only says that it takes place during a war and won some awards.
Imagine some WWII drama titled _Far from Chicago_ or something; that sounds like you’d find in a friend’s grandmother’s living room shelf near the television that hasn’t worked since 1997.
5:41 It's a seesaw Wiz....... It's called a seesaw......
Or a Teeter-Totter
Shhh you know he's never been the same since the seesaw incident
@@huma474 ceaser totaw
Ah yeah, the seesaw...from before year 0.
Back in the day me and the boys called it the nut cracker for.... obvious reasons
That map in Train Trip 2 is a Unity store asset, you won't be surprised to learn. Seen it in a few horror games.
I thought it looked really familiar!!
As a native Russian speaker I can say a fragment around 24:00, when they are in a car, is hilarious. Very natural Russian swearing. I don't know, while I wouldn't call these good games, I would find them kinda funny for their relatability.
That's the idea, isn't it? Making a crappy meme game that will hopefully become streamer bait.
i laughed my ass off during that scene
What did they say
What’s the direct translation?
@@talentkid234 In no particular order, phrases such as 'What are you, an idiot?' 'The fuck are you sitting there running your mouth for?' 'Don't fuck around then!' etc etc. The thing about Russian swearing is that it's practically a language in of itself. Literally. That's not an exaggeration. It's traditionally been used as a bandit language since the middle of the 19th century or so. So there's really no direct translation for a lot of the words because they've evolved to be very specific, 'fuck' really doesn't cover either the meanings or the intensity. It's honestly pretty vile, and there's quite a few people who take great pride in speaking only in that language.
"All the towns are the same, the same roads, the same, rearranged buildings"
Welcome to Russia/Eastern Europe. It's not a bug, it's a realistic feature.
my brother in christ, the roads are not the same
Welcome to most places dude, have you seen american suburbia lol
@@LeoMkIIwhere if you’ve seen 1-4 houses, you’ve seen them all
Yeah, I saw those big identical houses and thought that looks like a very good representation of Soviet architecture to me
Edit: during the 70's small town centers were destroyed and rebuilt exacty the same in Sweden too. So if you go to a lot of small towns they will have exactly the same town square with a mall as all the other ones. It's real sad now in hindsight. City planners here got real into that brutalism thing.
Bro. I live in America and the entire country is the same. Russia has incredible change in layout, even within cities, with tons of greenery/ different building materials and styles, stores, markets, shops, everything is new and interesting. Don't even get me started on the rural areas.
You really can get away with anything on steam if people are dumb enough. Creating six copies of the same game with sight appearance swaps and asking for money..actually the most absurd example yet.
Eh, EA has been doing that with Fifa and Madden for years and they actually ask for full price AND microtransactions. In comparison this is almost reasonable really.
It’s showing up on PlayStation now too. There have been several “Bus Simulator 2024”s that are all the same port of a cheap mobile game
So you are describing something like Assassin’s Creed?
Please don't let EA, Paradox, or DoA see how these games implemented DLC. They might get ideas
Paradox already uses this dlc model what do you mean
@@TeemoQuinton I mean that I don't want them to "improve" it.
@@Wnick1996 so... you mean just like the time save packs EA used to sell?
(Ressources in Dead Space 3, getting all base game weapons unlocked in BF4, getting the cars unlocked in Need For Speed)
Or turning Addons from being their own thing content wise into P2W packs by allowing people with on purpose overtuned DLC weapons (at least for a few weeks/months before they get nerfed) to use them in the base game?
Those are just for EA products mind you.
They already got plenty of ideas, even on making money out of nothing - another prime example for that would be Ubisoft selling ingame cash for real money on Ghost Recon Breakpoint (same as Skins ripped from their other games) while tuning down the best grinding methods for said ingame currency, not that they haven't sold ressources in some other entries as well (e.g. Assassins Creed Syndicate), but for Breakpoint they specifically went out of their way by preventing players from effectively farming it.
They can get away with it due to their games being niche and niche games generally requiring more monetisation through dlc and the like.
When your games sell low numbers, you gotta make the money through other stuff. Granted they are a bit aggressive but the format makes sense and isn't some crime against humanity. Niche games just gotta do it differently to justify their existence to investors and the like and you gotta remember, it's the suits that have no idea how games work, that decide if a series of games gets to exists or not@@TeemoQuinton
Just look at Dovetail Games :)
Pretty sure you could report the third game's scummy refund dodge exploit to Steam staff and they'd do something about it. I, myself, have been surprised by how much they care and listen
Though I'm more woried about the people who bought a game, loaded it and got a message to wait for 2 hours and 20 minutes whilst nothing happens, and didn't immediately demand a refund.
Agreed, it would be pretty hard to argue that they’re doing that for any reason other than to dodge the refund. Especially when it’s the same copy pasted scene. It’s the same 5 minute gameplay loop.
Though the devs must be trolling. The Steven Seagull best friend bit is pretty funny haha. Doing the bare minimum to not directly break TOS.
bullshit either way though lmao
Randomly teleported to the hospital after drinking an NPCs beer only to be greeted by convulsing, screaming people that everyone else ignores. I couldn't stop laughing, 10/10, best in game shitpost I've ever seen.
FYI during soviet era most cities actually had the same layout, this is so much so that it is the story of a movie where a guy gets shitfaced and travels from Moscow to Leningrad by plane due to mixup with his friends, tells the taxi outside the airport to take him to his address (which is the same in Leningrad) and his key opens the door to the apartment, which is in a identical building(just in Leningrad) and from there is spoilers.
Movie is called "the irony of fate or enjoy your bath" lookit up
Now imagine the whole mess as "Train Travel - Deutsche Bahn" where you have to wait 15min in real time and afterwards another 45mins because the train is late of course and after waiting long enough it gets cancelled.
15:35 im glad that after you've pressed SHIFT+P to go back to normal time, you can still press SHIFT+L to go back to normal time. the dev truly thought of a mechanic
My headcanon is the rubber duck is actually the soap dispenser.
Headcannon. I know you're joking and all but that word is an oxymoron. Instead, in reality, it's "imagination." ❤
@@mikeh6109Just a heads up, no one cares.
@@reaperofburgers I care. People who say "head cannon" are both annoying and chronically online
@@mikeh6109 it's not an oxymoron, it just means a cannon mounted on your head or replacing your head. "Headcanon" isn't an oxymoron either, and it has a more specific meaning than just "imagination" so it's valid.
@@itsdan722 A sports guy calling someone else annoying, ironic.
I can confirm from personal experience that there is indeed a massive class struggle on the Trans-Siberian. There were backpacker types at the back, and the farther forward you went, the better dressed and more high-faluting the cabins and the passengers.
The different classes of people did not intermingle.
@@ZachariahJ bro, are you sure you didn't get on the Snow Peircer?
@@jampine8268
Lol! It was a weird experience - like being in steerage on an ocean liner looking at all the First Class types from a distance!
The funny thing is, with how liberally Valve applies their refund policy, I don't think that artificial time waster would prevent people from gettung a refund.
Yeah I'm pretty sure the 2h thing is more of a guideline than a hard rule so the developer pulling that is probably grounds for refund even if you end up over 2h
WickedWiz is probably the only person even willing to wait out the artificial time waster anyway, so it wouldn't even work.
travelling on trains in real life can be either quite a lot of fun (trans Siberian express)
or an absolute nightmare (sleeper trains in India)
As an Indian let me correct that:
Everything in India is a nightmare.
@@samkj1953 yeah ive been to india for 4 months... i would say everything old in india is good.. everything new in india is bad... i hated being in india more trhan any other country but i also loved india more than any other country.. i like the old religion, the temples, the dances, the culture, the food.. basically everything before the British empire is good... everything after is awful.. the traffic.. the human faeces everywhere the people who harass you constantly as a tourist... the pollution, the british bureaucracy, the overcrowding, the poverty etc... most of that poverty was brought about by british polcies.. they de industrialised india, killed hundreds of millions..
You sound like someone who hasn't actually been on trains and stated trains that you saw your favorite content creators ride on. Also, by the looks of your social media's, you haven't done much traveling at all.
@@christopherespinoza-darnel8514 you a weirdo stalker? i dont do social media anymore.. i did have tons of travel photos on fascistbook.. and then i had my account closed, cos i was fed up with how fascist that website was. ive been on lots of trains
@@christopherespinoza-darnel8514 what a weird and genuinely deranged reply, please seek help.
Steam really needs to take action against these scams.
This is ridiculous.
Nah I think people should be free to sell what they want on the platform. And you are free to just not buy them, and if you do, you can just get a refund if it doesn't provide the experience you thought it would.
@@Dorraj nobody should be free to scam people.
@@LydiaOfTheNorth you have 2 hours to get an automatic refund to tell if the game is worth it. If you can't figure out the game isn't worth it in that time, then you deserve to lose your money.
It's a game, and it does not over promise. It's not a scam. They are just bad games.
@@Dorraj they made the train ride to get to the end of the game specifically 2:20 hours so you would exceed your refund time. There is a DLC to speed up the train ride which you can only use after you played it without.
Also, they sold the same game with like two added features (what would be considered an update) like four times.
Yeah, it's a scam dude.
It's honestly sad that you can't tell.
@@LydiaOfTheNorth you can still get a refund after 2 hours on steam, exactly for reasons like the game forcing you to wait 2 hours to get to the rest of the game.
And what's actually sad is that you have no idea what a scam is. A scam is you being promised something, and getting something completely different. This does not over promise. What you get is on the tin. You will purposefully be getting into that completely by your own volition. That is not a scam, that's your own stupidity.
This feels like money laundering. Own game dev that makes game. Buys game with dirty money, take payout in cleaned money.
You might be on to something here.
But to pay he'd need a credit or debit card right? Dirty money comes only in cash afaik
@@rockfeli steam gift card
@@rockfeli dirty money just means you acquired it illegaly, it can be in a bank too, people usually keep dirty money in cash so its hidden from the system
@@rockfeliever heard of steam gift cards?
24:10 its kinda funny that the conductor on the trans siberian game is called Svetlana, cos when i actually did the trans siberian experess in real life my guide was called Svetlana!
0:35 that censor bar was struggling to keep up like the Olympic censors of Iran.
For russian train trip 2, a note: The Steam refund policy does actually allow for refunds after 1.5 hours. It's just that after 1.5 hours you need to justify why you should get a refund, before it Steam will just grant it automatically. Like for example, I've gotten a refund after 4 hours because I explained that the game in question was so slow paced that it took me 3 hours just to play through the tutorials, and in the 1 hour of actual gameplay I realised it wasn't my kind of game.
So you could totally get a refund for shit like this, just explain that it's over 2 hours of just sitting without any gameplay and I'm pretty confident that they'd give you a refund. Also, I think the store page can be reported for fraud because of the false review scores.
Spent so much on vodka, he didn't have enough money for a ticket.
Couldn't drink enough to get drunk.
Ah, so it was an immersive sim of life as a Russian.
This has got to be the most asset flip series I have ever seen. Shutterstock logo textures AND pay to skip real time waiting DLC?! please
Before watching this, I thought the worst train game on Steam was Half-Life 2: you only get to ride the train for a minute or two and then you’re in a drab station where masked cops threaten to beat you for no reason, and it only gets more dangerous from there with no more trains to ride
u better be kidding cuz Half-life2 isn't a train game?? Looks like u know nothing about it so do not talk trash about it. And btw u ride trains 3 times in the game.
@@Harmiton564half life 2 is a train game
@Harmiton564
If this comment was written in seriousness youre either 10 years old or autistic af and I cant tell which.
And half life 2 *is* a train game.
@Harmiton564 of course it's a train game , I've never made it out of the station
@Harmiton564 yeah it is just like Half Life 1, there's an entire chapter dedicated to trains in that one
Not gonna lie, the idea of having an in-game tv that shows a full public domain film is pretty ingenious.
The darkness on xbox360 and ps3 did that, it was great
"I guess we got the Bald but not the Bankrupt" was exactly what i was thinking 😂😂😂
Somehow the train travel simulator with real time reminds me of Desert Bus, where you had to drive the entire 8-hour trip without possibility to save.
Train Travel is a very deep game. You see alcohol doesn't change anything for you and is saying that in life, you don't need alcohol.
See, "Relaxing Commute Simulators" would actually be a lovely little niche to play.
Riding the elevated train in Watch Dogs, taking the bus around Islandville in the Coin Game, sitting in the back of a cab in GTA V--all of these allow you to occupy a space with your character as the vehicle you're in goes through space in real time, rather than just a fade to black or a fixed cutscene showing the exterior of the vehicle. There's a certain charm in that 'limited interactivity' of looking out the window, seeing the interior of the vehicle, maybe even seeing other passengers. As such, a Train Riding simulator (akin to the passenger mode in the Trainsimworld games) sounded like a delight!
But after seeing all of the strange choices and jank in these games, I think us fans of that cozy commuting experience will have to look elsewhere to get our fix,
"and insane camera angles" OK I'm sold on this video already.
thats francis borgouise or however its spelled.
"China...yeah, that's basically Russia with a bunch of empty claw machines, right?"
"REDACTED" - slips off. oops. Very subtle.
*WE WUZ PILOTS AND SHIEEEEEEEEEEEETTT*
wooopsie , now Voldemort... uh Boeing sorry ("Vol" in French is literally "Flight / flying" , and "mort" is literally "death" so "Voldemort" can be literal translated as "Flight for death" ... i found this funny to associate with them, see how Boeing is trying to hide this and stike those who talk too much about their problems on YT , like we can't say their name , as Voldemort's case ^^' ) will have serious image issues ... dammm WW is the only one responsible of the literal crash of Boeing with this redacted part slip off XD
It's funny because the 747-400 and the 747-8 have absolutely stellar service records 😅
Anyone else notice the "clock" in the apartment at 17:53 was just a Watch slapped on the wall? Lol
That was a fairly popular "decorative" novelty item in eastern europe in the late 90s early 00s, maybe even earlier i'm not sure. :D
@@tocske LOL was it?? I have definitely never seen that ever 😂
@@CainXVII I vividly remember multiple friends/family having that on the wall. They were usually accompanied with huge folding fans with far eastern motifs :D It was peak kitsch.
@@tocskethere was a similar thing in the UK in the 90s, but the clocks were based on colourful kids watches.
31:08 Time to learn Unreal Engine to make "United Kingdom Train Trip 1-4".
In the Welsh DLC, there's gonna be dragons.
"Shitter's clogged..."
These aren't video games, these are steam exploits.
Just buy the Train Travel Ultra XXL Turbo Supreme, the 86th game in the row, and its 16 DLCs - there will be some basic game content. It improves step by step.
The possibilities are endless.... Polish Train Trip 1, 2, 3, Italian Train trip 1,2, 3, Irish, Swedish, etc. LOLOLOL
Swedish train trips are a problem if you don't want your mid stops to be in like Ålem and Kisa 😂 not a whole lot to see along the way except a whole lot of trees
@@CainXVII LOL. I was being silly because they are all the same game, just renamed basically. But I will take your word for it for sure. I have not been there so I know now to bring a book if I end up on a train there.
The Dev forced you to wait 2 hours and 20 minutes so you over extend the refunding playtime limit on steam.
This Developer is so greedy and lazy, it's not even funny... He isn't even trying at this point
This concept of buying DLCs to improve the game is equally predatory and interesting, I really think it's a concept that can be explored in some way.
The concept reminds me of Evoland but in that one everything is bought in game. It's also an actually fun experience though.
The sims 4
Europa Universalis IV
Roblox Gamepasses
"Cause I like trains!" - Rambley the Raccoon
Join the Cult of Rambley ma Fren. We have to worship our savior😂
Oh my god it was Rambley behind this the whole time. I knew he would be a twist villain.
Unrelated, but I love your fursona! Would boop/10!
Indigo park already has merch before the full game is out. Never a good sign for a game
@@CrimsonNirnrootAddict666 Its because the people in the discord server asked for it. Like they asked for it a lot. Way too much. (It is a mascot horror game though so my hopes aren't too high.)
26:23 "They're all the same." Welcome to Russia. Towns do look like same assets rearranged slightly, especially as you move away from the downtown.
what would be cool would be if there were a game that could let you train travel across the entire world, and it would show realistically every single train station in the world with all completely different people in stations & carriages.. and maybe you could get rewards for having specific routes.. maybe you have to find ways to afford the train tickets like busking in the stations of getting jobs
Actually sounds pretty cool 😅. Get cracking 😅
@@Midwestern85 im really bad at programming... did C++ at university and i struggled.. if you want a game where a robot follows a white line and thats it, im your man
There are a couple like that. Train Sim World 4. The great thing about that one that I looked up is all of the dlc costs about the same as a real train. 😂 I think there's another called train life or something like that.
Oh yeah. Train Sim is like flight sim. You can literally conduct a train just like you would in real life. I've always wanted it I've just never bought it.
@@poolhalljunkie9 if you like paying lots of money for dlcs you should try paradox.. eu4 has about 20-30 dlcs.. i think if you buoght each one full price ud end up spending $300-500... they are rip off merchants.. they add a tiny bit of content. the sort of thing other developers give either free or for a few dollars and then they charge $10-15 for it.. and the longer you dont buy their new dlcs the more your game breaks
A really accurate game about traveling in Russia. Same panel houses in every city, same signs, same view from the window between stations. The dev knew his job. And the hospital, yeah, quite literally interpreted.
At 30:24 the music that plays is the same as music in the elevator where I live. I live in Vladivostok, this music played after Vladivostok station, coincidence?
My first thought when I saw what the hospital was like was, "My god! Is there a zombie outbreak going on!?!
Okay I had to look up why the train at the end was called 'Dick Mabbutt' and I found this:
The way GB Railfreight tells it, unit 73962 got its name from a widely loved engineer at British locomotive works Brush Traction. Richard Mabbutt (affectionately known as Dick) worked his way up from an engineering apprenticeship to Chief Electrical Engineer over a 40-year career, only to pass away unexpectedly in 2013.
Not gonna lie, that is hilarious! I expected it to be from some 2000's online poll. 😁
I don't know about anywhere else, but in England Dick is just the naturally shortened version of the name Richard, so I don't know why they said affectionately
Do you not understand why the name "dick mabbutt" would be said affectionately? Are you a robot? Pro tip: because it sounds like a joke name, as it implies sexual Congress. Hope this helps.
I dunno what to say when one becomes excited about a bus ride in a game that's about trains.
Other than the bar is metro-levels of low by that point.
.. Also RIP money on DLC women.
I see you've never travelled on South West Rail, where your train trip turns into a bus/taxi ride because the train has been cancelled.
@@n0odles86 I thought it felt more like Purgatory, where you may or may not ever find what you came for.
@@SebastianMedina96 so you have ridden a SWR train lol
@@n0odles86 Technically no. The thing never arrived.
@@SebastianMedina96 😂
29:51 That's the station of my hometown of Varna, Bulgaria 💀💀
The most scam in the scam is : The man called his game Trans Siberian Legend like the initials of a real train sim game " TSL" ... and i'm SURE it's not made without the intent to abuse of people lack of knowledge on theses games... he know what he do.
And i d k why , but i'm SURE he tried to put a "TSL" in his logo / arts pictures / previews etc but was stopped by legal problems.
It's too obvious to be random.
Maybe the loop is some kind of hell, always destined to return to the car. Add it to the back rooms.
Honestly impressed by how much effort you put into trying to review whatever this is.
Like there’s no legitimate attempt at making a game here. It’s just an asset flip re-released over and over again to scam people.
thanks for posting on my birthday big man. been a real shitty one this year, at least there's wiz
Happy birthday 🎂 hope it gets better for ya!
Happy Birthday 😊
Happy birthday!
It's my birthday too! Happy birthday, birthday brother!
5:36, that outside area is a literal copy of some indie horror game.. So probably some marketplace level asset they all use without changing anything
I feel like it would be fun if there was a game jam themed around trains. Like, specifically being a passenger on a train.
Those arms in the first game are so twisted.
Pretty sure the playground thing is called a seesaw.
30:20 I love how angry you get at the end just because you can't see the hotel in this trash heap game lol. Awesome video bro. 10/10. WE NEED MORE THOUGH! ❤
It's hilarious the "developer" seems to just be learning how to add the most basic possible "features" in a quest to figure out what people will pay for. At least hilarious until you realize they're probably at least somewhat succeeding at the scam.
I sincerely hope you got a refund on each and every one of these games. The intention of this, as you said, was very obviously not the craft. Other "worst games" I can at least give the benefit of a doubt to the dev, however small, but not this one. Especially the refund dodge, as others have said that one should be reported to Steam since it preys on the exact type of person who would even consider this sort of game as anything other than an asset flip.
I would honestly unironically love a game that was just simulating a real-time train trip. Where you can see interesting scenery out the window, go to different destinations, speak to passengers, maybe have some randomized passengers. Like, something like these games except developed with care and not abandoned and randomly released for a money grab.
I went through some whiplash seeing the same environment in the Russian train trip in Mista GG's most recent gaming video. Right down to the meme bear. The hell is happening here?
Steam asset flips
"that's exactly what happens when you die", to be fair, it could be, we don't know lol
"You can now play as Luigi"
My father in law once died on the operating table (they brought him back) he told us about this vivid dream of waiting at a train station. Train rolled in, and his deceased dad met him at the train doors. His dad said, "it's not time for you to get on yet, go home."
There's more to it, but I shortened it down for brevity.
wasn't expecting a bald & bankrupt reference, crazy
I didn't know you could just post a fake PNG of awards for a game on Steam... i am speechless x D
This is the best review by a wizard of bad copy-pasted train-based games with DLC women ever.
(j/k your reviews are always fun, Wiz)
Nice to meet you after this while. I sat 2 and a half months on the wiz train without getting anywhere.
Did you get the milk?
Didn't you watch the vid? He's still on the train!
He drank the milk directly from cow
EDIT: I realize I sound insane if you don't get the reference. It's a reference to one of his earlier videos.
@@Real1Gaming relatable
Yeah steam needs to remove these games and ban the dev
The redacted slip on the boeing was fucking hilarious
It seems to me that this developer just doesn't understand how steam exactly works, and is thinking that he has to put up an entirely new game each time he updates.
The inside of the ending hotel might end up being another... DLC!!!
"This was SO close to being decent." Such praise!
A real train simulator that's horror would be cool, despite the horror fatigue. You and the NPC's are just going from place to place as people do and have to deal with the super natural. Various scenarios where you are just going to work and coming home. But still, a real proper train/life sim I'd probably play.
Could you imagine how chill a game where someone does this premise seriously would be? Just riding around metro lines and occasionally a regional, and checking into hotels for the night would be a vibe.
Who the hell kitty-corners a toilet? That makes me more angry than it should haha
The DLC incident was already something, but the hospital is honestly mind-blowing
It's games like these that make me wish steam was more proactive with content monitoring.
We used to have community monitoring.
People didn't use it, waved through those kinds of products as well and it took too much time for actual proper indie games the get released - so it got dropped.
Steam is solely a marketplace where devs can put up their products with an arbitrary barrier of having to put up a fee at the start - the fact that this dev made multiple games tells you more about consumers than anything else, as he'd not have done so if he didn't earn enough back and operated at a loss.
And if people think it's worth their money, then well, by all means, they can waste it on that, its their money.
@@Unknown_Genius the problem is, these games pretend to be more than they are to bait people into buying them, and then refund-dodge to prevent people from refunding them. I don't think anyone who legit bought one of these games thought it was worth their money after playing.
@@DeuxisWasTaken I strongly disagree.
If you'd play this and not realize after an hour that you probably should get a refund, then I don't know what to tell you - these are probably the most obvious "extreme niche that's not worth most peoples money" examples I've seen - and I refunded a lot of games during the years with none even being close to this level of a "how fast can I click the refund button" simulator.
Also there's a report button to get it checked manually by support staff - and given that those games are 4€ and never state that there's more than sitting on a train and looking out of the window while being able to run around a bit good luck with that as they tell you straight up what you get.
Ah yes, because asking corpos to monitor content worked so well on YT, Twitter, Facebook?
No, please let us do it ourselves. Otherwise we end up with bigottet, prudish censorship, while the scams still run wild.
Valve's criteria for removing games is pure lunacy. Iesabel was a diablo-y dungeon crawler where multiplayer just doesn't work. Literally. Nothing. It's plastered all over the store page and description and is still broken. IT CAME OUT IN 2013 AND STILL DOES NOT HAVE MULTIPLAYER AND CAN BE PURCHASED.
Wiz they're called a _seesaw_ 😂
Teeter totters...
I've been to Ryazan once. They have mushrooms with eyes there.
They stare at you as you eat them.
Oh Food Seller! I'd like to buy your most powerful foods!
Well, it is interesting, that the destination of the train in the first game was set as "Ryazan". I have visited Ryazan, it is a city in 200 km / 125 miles to the South-East from Moscow. It was about 5 years ago, and I saw there a local commuter train, just staying on some dead end side track on the station. Destination signs on both side of the train said it was going to the place called "Рязань-2" (Ryazan-2). But it was the Ryazan-2 station already, at least it was said on the signs! And I can assure you, there no circle lines around Ryazan at all. So that train litteraly wasn't going anywhere, or it was at the same time on the start and the end of its journey. It was in superposition, I dunno, I even have written a short novel about that train. I'm so glad they made a game about it
also there is a little saying in central Russia: "v Ryazani griby s glazami", wich one can translate as "in Ryazan mushrooms do have eyes". I feel, it all may be connected somehow
Those developer really nailed the depressive unappealing appearance of Russian cities.
Do more of this Steam dumpster diving Wiz! It always makes my day seeing you suffer. 🤗
I'd be interested to see your thoughts on Dovetail's train simulation offerings.
Hey man I didn't realize until I watched the end of this vid and saw my name, I stopped paying the cyber wizard tier a bit ago but I still love your content.
That apologetic waitress was most likely Canadian
During the Covid I would be happy with a 2 hours train trip simulation
23:47 i understand a little bit of Russian and ive lived in Russia before, this is hilarious and so true🤣🤣🤣
Your officially the British version of Lets Game It Out. FEW people have the patience for these things 🤣
Ah yes the old crypto mining Russian flag trick