Worst Game On Steam? - Streatham Hill Stories

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  • @QuickTimeFailure
    @QuickTimeFailure ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    I love how disgustingly bright this game is. Because when I think of London, I think of the blinding sun

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike ปีที่แล้ว +241

      When i have visited London irl, people seem to have invented weather manipulation to create an infinite cloud of rain. To protect themselves from the light of the sun and to have water cooling of the overheating town.

    • @nemoguy
      @nemoguy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh hey I remember you

    • @QuickTimeFailure
      @QuickTimeFailure ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@nemoguy I say that when I look at the mirror every morning

    • @scarmalone
      @scarmalone ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @NewRodin
      @NewRodin ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Surprisingly the colors remind me of how GTA VCS used to look like, but that atmosphere actually fits there because 1984.

  • @millerrepin4452
    @millerrepin4452 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    As someone from streatham I can confirm that we fall through the map all the time

    • @zh84
      @zh84 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL!

    • @lordrosemount
      @lordrosemount ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I know, right? Bloody Lambeth Borough Council. I pay my council tax every month and they can't even stitch the map together properly, or arrange for a decent polygon count.

    • @mattd6085
      @mattd6085 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@makepeoplemad OI, WHERE IS YOUR COMMENT LICENSE? YOU'RE FUCKING NICKED SON

    • @eagflc
      @eagflc ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's got to make funerals cheap. No holes to dig, a coffin to buy, you don't even need to start a fire.

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@eagflc Wouldn't the body just respawn in the nearby road?

  • @Diana-zp7kk
    @Diana-zp7kk ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Cars driving
    Day night cycle
    Unique assets
    Driving mechanics
    Different weapons
    Options
    Voice acting
    Police system!!!
    Cut scenes
    Missions
    Flying planes
    This is amazing, 10/10. If Dev cut his functions by 100 and actually completed that 1% he could have some success.

    • @edherdman9973
      @edherdman9973 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Higher polygon count than William Shatner's TekWar anyway!

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Nice to see the studio behind GTA:SA definitive Edition made games beforehand. With a portfolio like this, I totally understand why Rockstar hired them for the project.

    • @theminerboy5694
      @theminerboy5694 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😂😂😂

    • @history-jovian
      @history-jovian ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theminerboy5694 Nah this is the fact

    • @thecasualhawk
      @thecasualhawk ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This was just before the funding 😂

    • @AvatarRaziel92
      @AvatarRaziel92 ปีที่แล้ว

      before they even ported san andreas :D

    • @AndrewBarsky
      @AndrewBarsky ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now this is a grand slam. Nice work 😂

  • @wewantarock
    @wewantarock ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Spent most of my childhood in Streatham. you actually start out on one of the roads where I lived. This game is actually really accurate to the real place. I mean, despite all the glitches. Only some of them are real.

    • @imsleepy6211
      @imsleepy6211 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is really cool. I bet it was kind of a trip seeing that

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know there is a certain manner of speaking in that part of London, but 1990s slang with a slight American lilt isn't it.

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@halfbakedproductions7887yes

    • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
      @A_Stereotypical_Heretic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​but more colonial America than modern, still tho

  • @thatotherrandomfloridian9456
    @thatotherrandomfloridian9456 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    This game feels like it’s missing a few lines of code

    • @defective4
      @defective4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      ...here and there

    • @c.Orange
      @c.Orange ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Or has couple thousand lines too many, spaghetti.

    • @mane23695
      @mane23695 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      More like the game is only a couple lines of code

    • @shield_maiden_
      @shield_maiden_ ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Most of the issues Im seeing at the start are things that I know if it were Unity I could fix in a few minutes without any code. Im not sure what their engine is haha

    • @theminerboy5694
      @theminerboy5694 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@shield_maiden_I'm guessing "3D Game Engine" hasn't been updated since like the year 2000.

  • @ishiggidiggi
    @ishiggidiggi ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I am absolutely baffled at how a raindrops-on-player-viewscreen texture can actually physically and surreally warp virtual reality so drastically

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s like the game turned into the matrix what is real what is a dream?

  • @Tukaro
    @Tukaro ปีที่แล้ว +185

    22:38 The game was laughably bad... until this point. This sorta-"negative" world you enter for multiplayer creates a solid creepypasta foundation. Like, all those times you were randomly murked turns out to be your future self in multiplayer shooting your single-player self.
    Completely unintentional, I'm sure, but the vibe for such a thing is _immaculate_

    • @Hanako44
      @Hanako44 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The entire sequence is very atmospheric. It feels as though everything falls into place coincidentally(broken animation, textures, sounds, empty world). I really like the sensation of being in a blank uninhibited canvas. I think more have to realise that sometimes a lot of their beloved concepts were inspired by honest mistakes and coincidences like this one. I would appreciate the existence of a story to this, too.

  • @Nivmax
    @Nivmax ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I think the character model you found in the online mode was actually the single player character. They didn't just leave the mission markers in, but the main character too.

    • @lamehomer
      @lamehomer ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yea he just stays there like a robot waiting to regain control

    • @Narrativerse
      @Narrativerse ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its Herobrine

    • @Slay_No_More
      @Slay_No_More 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lamehomer relatable

  • @skylarkblue1
    @skylarkblue1 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    This is a REALLY old game engine, like 90s to 2000s kinda old. No wonder you where having so many tech problems, poor thing was probably on fire inside.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      After 2005. It 1:1 ripped menus from GTA San Andreas which came out in 2005

    • @themightywhatever4884
      @themightywhatever4884 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@eightcoins4401 I guess the game was made in or after 2005, but the engine could be older. Nonetheless, absolute fever dream.

    • @skylarkblue1
      @skylarkblue1 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@eightcoins4401 I mean, 2005 is still 2000s aha, the engine started to die off around 2010

    • @Boomrainbownuke9608
      @Boomrainbownuke9608 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@skylarkblue1 was it bad?

    • @dizzythakidd7350
      @dizzythakidd7350 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@eightcoins4401 yea but that doesn't mean the game engine is from 2005 . the game engine is from like 1995

  • @pixelated_jefe
    @pixelated_jefe ปีที่แล้ว +86

    OMFG, when you mention it was made with 3D game studio, I lost it😂😂😂. I used the engine back when I was 15ish. I'm 32.

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wikipedia has games on that engine from as far back as 1995. Dear Lord.

    • @recodegamesstudio
      @recodegamesstudio 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This game was made originally in 2008 if you look it up on google, so makes sense.

  • @TMWF1
    @TMWF1 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    as a streatham resident, some of the buildings and models actually look realistic which is scary to say

    • @lordrosemount
      @lordrosemount ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think they must have ripped it from Google Street View or something, since they're clearly photos of the actual buildings.

  • @explosivo666
    @explosivo666 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    If you wanted London, you should have played the classic Grand Theft Auto: London 1969.

    • @yourik.1260
      @yourik.1260 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      so im not the only one remembering this game i was almost worried it might have been a fever dream lmao

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy ปีที่แล้ว +18

      GTA London was sick!

    • @TeionM83
      @TeionM83 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Never played it, but it's been on my list for ages. I'll get to playing it _eventually_ .

    • @ChrisDelChris
      @ChrisDelChris ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah I was going to say, the Housers are English and the first thing they did after making GTA was create a version in London. Not to mention Sony’s The Getaway. London is one of the cities that already had the most GTA-like games.
      e: hell I’d throw Watch Dogs: Legion in there too

    • @izthisheaven
      @izthisheaven ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the first games I ever played

  • @katfox_cal
    @katfox_cal ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Since i can, i'll explain why the driving is so weird:
    the actual car object is invisible, but behaves and steers like you'd expect a car to do in a videogame
    there's also a 2d image overlay on the camera with the back of the car, being a separate object and having no0thing to do with the 3d car object

    • @nakano15
      @nakano15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That actually makes sense.

    • @Thrawn526
      @Thrawn526 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nakano15 Yes. After reading this explanation and watching the driving portions again, they start to make more sense of what is going on.

  • @shinrailp1416
    @shinrailp1416 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Not gonna lie the cars in this game gave me the ebst laugh this week so far. I don't even know how it is possible to code a 3D object to suddenly become a 2d sprite with that kind of driving "mechanics"

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Given my experience with retro engines, the weird driving mechanics are almost 100% some sort of framerate bound issue. Lot of these engines both:
      -Expect FPS to be below a certain "reasonable" amount
      -Just leave the FPS fully unlocked so modern computers brick half the physics processing lmao

  • @CobraDBlade
    @CobraDBlade ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I wonder if in the "ladders/kill mafia boss" mission its that the boss is IN the jet on the roof, but the game being, well, the game, is broken so that you're able to enter the vehicle with them in it and crashing it killed them, completing the mission.

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Last time i checked the Eurofighter Typhoon is not a 2-seater
      Okay i'm sorry this isn't gonna make for a funny joke

  • @BizarePlayer
    @BizarePlayer ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Such a masterpiece. I'm pretty convinced that guy who made this beautiful game had a license for all minor brands like Renault, Mercedes-Benz, McDonald's and Subway. Textures are pretty realistic looking, reminds me of early 2000's when games had a literal jpeg slapped on things to make them look realistic.
    Nice little touch on detail for the clock using a colon during certain times and the magically switching to army style without colon. Driving is amazing. Tokyo drifting through straight road while making almost 90 degree angle instantly!
    100/10, would buy this game for PS4.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looks so bad….but at the same time I want to be play it and being British I’m intrigued to see all the different shops and explore the surreal world

  • @cellulanus
    @cellulanus ปีที่แล้ว +29

    25:15 That's not another player. That's the player character from single player.
    He's just sitting there in the MP.

  • @rodrigoybanez8148
    @rodrigoybanez8148 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    The multiplayer by itself could be a liminal space horror game.

    • @ZeyTheDaemon
      @ZeyTheDaemon ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literally just a Backrooms level, lol

  • @mushishroom3563
    @mushishroom3563 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    bro the multiplayer is just a liminal space horror game set in london at that point lmao. it literally set me on edge.

  • @SuctionTesticleMan
    @SuctionTesticleMan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The Vauxhall Vectra police car used in this was my creation (it was a mod I made for Vice City 20 years ago), and the cheeky so-and-so responsible for this game lifted it without asking (as presumably also happened with a fair few other assets used). Entirely coincidentally I grew up not far from Streatham Hill and shared a desire to see a more modern GTA set in London, hence the theme of my mods. The game's map is actually very loyal to Streatham - the McDonald's and the (now-ex) Wetherspoon pub the Crown & Sceptre both exist at that crossroads, and the inclusion of the bus garage (confusingly called Brixton Garage) tells us the game starts on Telford Avenue opposite. Most of the buildings on the street in the game can be found in reality (or Streetview), and you can even find door number 17 where you start. I always fancied playing this but resented paying the price of a 2005 pint for something that had my work in it, so thanks!

  • @cryptidcat1740
    @cryptidcat1740 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The bug you got at 5:40 is one I consistently get when I alt tab while playing Skyrim. So at least it's on the same tier of bugs as Bethesda?

    • @erxer1
      @erxer1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a somewhat common bug on games running on way too out of date engines

  • @Exotac
    @Exotac ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Holy crap. 3D Game Studio.
    That's a name I haven't heard... in a long time.

  • @zh84
    @zh84 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is the funniest one of this series I've seen so far. The game ranks alongside "Big Rigs Over The Road Racing" for its use of 3D maps and assets.

  • @OysterBoyo
    @OysterBoyo ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Definitely my favorite SH.
    Can't understand why Konami decided to remake two instead of this.

  • @AsterInDis
    @AsterInDis ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:12 that man blasting off into the sun, I had to replay that three times haha

  • @LinksBetweenDrinks
    @LinksBetweenDrinks ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I've never been across the pond to London.
    But now, why would I need to? I've got the full experience in one video!
    Thanks, Wiz!

  • @countblacke
    @countblacke ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Dude I LOVE these videos. Been following you for awhile and I'm so glad you're growing a ton!
    You're super entertaining and I love that you bring awareness to sh*tty yet entertainingly bad video games that no one has ever heard of before.

  • @azalea_k
    @azalea_k ปีที่แล้ว +105

    All I remember about Streatham Hill was the Odeon, the Firkin, the pizza-borne food poisoning, 7p Lidl beans, and buying my N64 from Argos. This game has way too much greenery.
    EDIT: Wait, 24:07, now THAT'S realistic looking.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now Heinz sells their shit for 1.50. We’re going to hell

  • @xanatanuwu
    @xanatanuwu ปีที่แล้ว +166

    this whole thing feels very Lynchian, from the slow ass death animation and audio glitches, gives this a very surreal quality.

    • @TheFos88
      @TheFos88 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good way to put it, for sure.

  • @HaikuOezu
    @HaikuOezu ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dude you have no idea how ANCIENT 3D Game Studio is… I remember fucking around in it on Windows 98
    A quick Google search confirms that the A4 release (the one I tried) is from 99, but apparently the engine has roots in 1993, when it was a Wolfenstein-like engine

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The oldest 3DGS game listed on Wikipedia is from 1995. I've never heard of any of the games on that list either.

  • @ingvarsuigin609
    @ingvarsuigin609 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funniest thing I've seen all day. You're killing it. "You can look under houses. There's a window" Casual delivery of the most insane details. Why is the foundation made of windows? No idea

  • @rhyssanford4187
    @rhyssanford4187 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    read this as “street ham hill stories” and was very confused as to what street ham would be

  • @kirat2009
    @kirat2009 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my video started buffering right when you said "so i think we can expect there to be some technical--" (0:53) and it took like 10 seconds before i realized it wasn't an intentional joke

  • @Wyr3d
    @Wyr3d ปีที่แล้ว +34

    There was already a GTA London - it was released in 1999 and was one of the original top-down games both on PC and PS. There was also that Black Monday series on the PS2, which is essentially GTA 3 set in London

    • @Perfect_Rice
      @Perfect_Rice ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was The Getaway series. The sequel was subtitled Black Monday.

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's a clip of it in the video, I think he knows.

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, the Getaway game series, it’s a shame they never got a new one for the current gen. It was fun.

    • @-pressxtostart-
      @-pressxtostart- ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch dog legion too but.. 🤮

  • @dankforest
    @dankforest ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The cop sirens. I couldnt stop laughing. I work at a desk people were staring. But it was all worth it to catch the wiz run the backstreets of europe glitching through busses and warped displays!

  • @Dubmayer
    @Dubmayer ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a Londoner I must say that its a very accurate representation of stacked cars that are everywhere here! There were moments when I wasnt sure whether im watching TH-cam or looking out of the window!

  • @Jokoko2828
    @Jokoko2828 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    God, this brings me back, there's just so many ancient janky GTA clones out there you could spend a lifetime trying to play them.

  • @michaeldonoghue9015
    @michaeldonoghue9015 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The game engine has not been optimized for modern rendering pipelines. This is why there are so many problems. A few tweaks would really clean up a lot of the graphical anomalies.

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they'd rebuilt on a modern engine like Unity it wouldn't have had the same comedy value, mind you.

    • @michaeldonoghue9015
      @michaeldonoghue9015 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@halfbakedproductions7887oh yeah. You have to have the glitches for entertainment value.

  • @Multifire
    @Multifire ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That cop car shifting tones was the funniest thing I have seen all week.

  • @archlemon
    @archlemon ปีที่แล้ว +585

    The biggest crime is having to experience what it's like to live in Britain

    • @garethwillis
      @garethwillis ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This game makes London look up-market. It's changed so much, mostly because of muppets stealing bikes and anything else they can get their hands on. As long as it doesn't involve a real job they're up for it. So sad.

    • @garethwillis
      @garethwillis ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you been to London btw, I'm just curious? If so where did you go and what did you think of the place?

    • @talentkid234
      @talentkid234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garethwillisDidn’t like the crowds and how many tourists there were. Loved the old looking buildings. Stayed at a hotel that looked like it was pulled from the 1800s. Seems like there are less old fashioned buildings in America. Much preferred the suburbs without crowds and more cool old landmarks

    • @someguy1865
      @someguy1865 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​​@@talentkid234Didn't like the crowds and how many tourist there were" sums up everyone's take on NYC lol

    • @talentkid234
      @talentkid234 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@someguy1865 Never been to NYC for the exact reason lol

  • @MegaArc
    @MegaArc ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Being able to recognise some of these irl locations was p surreal lol

  • @comment1353
    @comment1353 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I thought GTA in the UK was just The Getaway.

  • @Sundaydish1
    @Sundaydish1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3DGS is Tescos value Unity. The Getaway is what you want if you want a GTA game set in London. I worked for SCEE when this game was being made. The Sony office is in the game, along with the sandwich shop across the road I used to buy my egg sarnies from.

  • @lizstary
    @lizstary ปีที่แล้ว +41

    WICKED WIZARD STRIKES AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BANGER--these videos seriously make my day when I see them!

  • @Daminite
    @Daminite ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'd love to see a game that started out this amazingly jank but has a hidden horror game in it that's actually stable.
    I wouldn't pay it. But I'd love to watch someone else play it.

  • @wicked_wizard
    @wicked_wizard  ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Late

    • @denis2381
      @denis2381 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GayAnalDildo

    • @Andyjoe522
      @Andyjoe522 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

    • @ruptakruptak439
      @ruptakruptak439 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just want to say that I'm here very early but it doesn't, like, define me as a person or anything

  • @Boomer04888
    @Boomer04888 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never been to the UK, it's amazing to see what an average day in the life of you blokes is like. Flying cars, sideways cars, cars on ice skates, fighter jets hanging out on top of your flats, massive wooden walls in the middle of your roads, and gaps to the underworld at the seam of every store front. I'll have to visit one day to experience it for myeslf.

  • @octopodd
    @octopodd ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So I’m almost positive that the house you bought at the end is literally one of the house interiors from gta San Andrés. Like the lay out and the wild carpet/wallpaper just bring that back to mind. I don’t even think they like reskinned anything

  • @GirlVersusGame
    @GirlVersusGame 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    By far one of my favorite gaming videos on youtube, I return to it every couple of months when I need some good humor in my day

  • @Officially_Luminary
    @Officially_Luminary ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That car wasn't flying, he was just just hitting a sick trick

  • @DarknoorX
    @DarknoorX ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was PAINFUL to watch.
    I did lose at when the car drove sideways though.

  • @nakazatotakeshi4286
    @nakazatotakeshi4286 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There is a 3D GTA set in London which is the The Getaway for the PS2 and for what it is, it's pretty revolutionary for it's time as it accurately replicate London map and all type of cars that's usually occupying the London road

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really wasn't bad. I'd quite like to see a modern build or maybe a proper London mod for GTA V.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't know mate. This looks and feels exactly like south London.

  • @CompletelyNormal
    @CompletelyNormal ปีที่แล้ว +224

    The motto of this game should be "we have GTA at home."

    • @Neremworld
      @Neremworld ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know what's GTA In London? GTA LONDON 1969.

    • @Thrawn526
      @Thrawn526 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think this is almost Temu GTA.

  • @Endot_
    @Endot_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've been to London, twice, and it feels exactly like that.

  • @jcohasset23
    @jcohasset23 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think it's fair to say for this game that it needs the age old advice of "solo developers can do some amazing things but still need to get someone else to playtest it"

  • @fluttershystayshigh4202
    @fluttershystayshigh4202 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "He looks so sad"
    What did you expect? you'd be sad too if you were in this game, goodness gracious man i got depressed just looking at this, there is no way in hell they made this shit with seriousness in mind, it must have been created as a joke.

    • @shinrailp1416
      @shinrailp1416 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Surprised you could even look at it in the first place. 2 minutes in and my eyes already started hurting from the blurry visuals and how bright everything is.

  • @skyesfury8511
    @skyesfury8511 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cor blimey! 'Ere we go again, guv!" -Discount British CJ

  • @Yveldi
    @Yveldi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I believe that character at the end is your single-player model, they forgot to stop it from spawning in multiplayer so it's just chilling there, lol.

  • @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar
    @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3/10
    - Inaccurate London weather
    - Not enough tea
    - Lack of shankings

  • @hansa5867
    @hansa5867 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I think there is probably more comedic value in bad games that are "completed". Because this game is not "done", even if the developer thinks so. You're doing a great job, but I noticed myself never really laughing because my thought is "ye, that's dumb but not really finished". Whereas if it's like one of the games that are supposed to be finished, and you find a graphical glitch or something, it's more like "how was this missed?!".

    • @loopooillohg
      @loopooillohg ปีที่แล้ว +31

      this is meant to be finished its just on a shit engine.

    • @JackieLolzable
      @JackieLolzable ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@loopooillohg yea this game seems completed just very broken and old

    • @hansa5867
      @hansa5867 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@loopooillohg I get that, why I did the "" around completed. But I think it's pretty apparent that it's not "done". It's not a product, it's a mish mash school project that got a barely passing grade because the teacher was nice and now the student posted it online.

    • @-pressxtostart-
      @-pressxtostart- ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JackieLolzablebroken isnt completed then is it

  • @craneshot
    @craneshot ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This looks like the greatest game out at the moment

    • @C0DERedEdits
      @C0DERedEdits ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's definitely one of the games of all times

    • @Gabe413
      @Gabe413 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop lying to yourself

  • @gassedjohansen2478
    @gassedjohansen2478 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The shaders are fucked up to simulate the average Londoners ketamine habit, it’s also why the controls are so fucked up

  • @c.Orange
    @c.Orange ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Matrix: wtf even is being loaded.

  • @mikeberg6407
    @mikeberg6407 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Wizard: "For the longest time I always wondered what GTA would be like if it was set in London?"
    GTA London 1969: "Am I joke to you?"

    • @The13thGhostBunny
      @The13thGhostBunny ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right? lmao. Played GTA London when I was a kid. There's also The Getaway: Black Monday which is a 3rd person game similar to GTA and set in London.

    • @JohnZombi88
      @JohnZombi88 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pretty sure that's the joke considering he was showing footage from GTA: London when he said it.

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@JohnZombi88 I guessed this but looking for a confirmation. Thanks

    • @tarkitarker0815
      @tarkitarker0815 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnZombi88 idk not a joke, i think he just didnt think of adding "3d" to london in his sentence because he cant do scripts.

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The13thGhostBunny Black Monday was the sequel that came 2 years after the original. Those games were underrated, never as good as GTA but had a special vibe to them.

  • @Adamniezgodzki
    @Adamniezgodzki ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always wondered what London was like. Seems different than I expected.

  • @jared6343
    @jared6343 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    deadass the tf2 bat and flamethrower icons in the inventory

  • @tav0ntav0n86
    @tav0ntav0n86 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The multi-player side of the game is literally a horror game. If it was expanded, I swear it would be good as hell.

  • @arostwocents
    @arostwocents 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Very cool visual design. Fantastic groundwork for a game here.

    • @arostwocents
      @arostwocents 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought this looked absolutely awesome. Incredible to see real Britain in a game.

    • @arostwocents
      @arostwocents 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've NEVER seen British council estates represented properly before

  • @itzlazzers
    @itzlazzers ปีที่แล้ว +5

    23:27 This looks and sounds like a start to a horror game...

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:55 this. You not saying "what is going on" or "what's wrong with this driving". But saying "What is the driving". This perfectly encapsulates all that has to be said about this game.

  • @TheTendouSouji87
    @TheTendouSouji87 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Technically you already had GTA in London like 2.5 times, there was the GTA 1 expansion pack set in London and then on ps2 you had the 2 getaway games set in the UK

    • @The13thGhostBunny
      @The13thGhostBunny ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Getaway games, especially Black Monday, were quite fun.

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There were two GTA London expansion packs. 1969 and 1961. 61 was only on PC though and it needed 69 to play. I think it's official download is still available, for free as well.

  • @aidenshultzaberger278
    @aidenshultzaberger278 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:28 a new hand touches the beacon

  • @lieutenantwoomy3146
    @lieutenantwoomy3146 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who is about to move to the UK from the US, I find this a very informative guide to survival

    • @afonline2004
      @afonline2004 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      uw0t m8? At this stage of the game you're meant to be ESCAPING FROM not MOVING TO the UK. Try reloading an old save and try again.

    • @lieutenantwoomy3146
      @lieutenantwoomy3146 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@afonline2004 damn ok

  • @NormalPersonCommenting
    @NormalPersonCommenting ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:23 Oh, so you've evolved from the double-decker bus to the triple-decker car - touché, carbon emissions!

  • @shyvisart
    @shyvisart ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im glad i lived one year in the UK before returning to my country, now I get to enjoy how crazy, wacky and familiar the visuals of this game are, it looks just like southwest London lmao

  • @richarddoyle3420
    @richarddoyle3420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The levitating white ball is Rover.
    All but one 'Prisoner' fears it!!!

  • @layneheater2053
    @layneheater2053 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I know Americans don't have buses" wicked wiz 2023

  • @TechCowboy
    @TechCowboy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for playing this. I thought I could not produce a game, but with this as a standard, I think I can reach this level of competence.

  • @ChristopherSummer89
    @ChristopherSummer89 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my, 3D GameStudio was the first Game-Engine I ever used (that and UnrealEd). This brings back such nostalgic Memories! Obviously, it wasn't exactly the most powerful Engine even back when I was a Kid, but I honestly loved playing around with it. Thank you for giving me this Rush of Nostalgia today. :}

  • @vxpdx
    @vxpdx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:48 missed opportunity to say "you can't park there, sir"

  • @ClearedDruid32
    @ClearedDruid32 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What likely happened with the Mafia boss was the dev made the jet the Mafia boss so when you blew it up you killed him

  • @ToniaGlitched
    @ToniaGlitched ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is one of the weirdest experiences I had on TH-cam this year... simply amazing

  • @MrJans3n
    @MrJans3n ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy shit, it looks like the spiritual successor to SimCopter

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah this time you play as the average citizen in Sim City, you ever wonder why there's so many disasters in SimCopter? Well this explains in all

  • @numbersstationsarchive194
    @numbersstationsarchive194 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The jam sandwich police cars are so nostalgic. I wish they would bring those back.

  • @crystalb9764
    @crystalb9764 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    There was a GTA set in London!
    The OG games were my childhood.

  • @Hapokas112
    @Hapokas112 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: Grand Theft Auto Mission Pack #1: London 1969 is an expansion pack for the 1997 action-adventure game Grand Theft Auto, developed by Rockstar Canada and published by Rockstar Games. It was released for personal computers (MS-DOS and Windows) and the PlayStation in April 1999. The expansion adheres to the same gameplay mechanics of the main game and takes place in a fictionalised version of London during the 1960s. Like in the main game, players assume the role of a criminal who works for several London-based criminal syndicates, and complete levels by achieving a set score, within an open-world environment that allows them to do whatever they wish alongside jobs to achieve their goal.

  • @Diana-zp7kk
    @Diana-zp7kk ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I need more, I literally watched every video more than 10 times

  • @HTFGamesStudio
    @HTFGamesStudio ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10/10 You are so strong in this game that you can push cars

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My sister just looked over and said, "This really makes you appreciate the GTA remaster games."

  • @IMarcaI
    @IMarcaI ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 3:52 when looking at the weapon wheel.
    Whoever made this just nicked the TF2 flamethrower.

  • @DaenaMichelle
    @DaenaMichelle ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This looks like a creepypasta game, specially the last part

  • @scarmalone
    @scarmalone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Standard London procedures just getting on a jet on a roof of a block of flats

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Escape button lets you out of this nightmare. It works perfectly.

  • @LexusLFA554
    @LexusLFA554 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just noticed every vehicle drives on the left, but they are still left-hand-drive cars from countries where you drive on the right.

  • @lovesauce3278
    @lovesauce3278 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There are a lot of copyright infringements are the dude who made it should
    Probably take the game down before anyone notices

  • @plushdragonteddy
    @plushdragonteddy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wow, a game so realistic that u can head ur neighbors discussing Love Island through the walls of ur apartment! 10/10, ideal

  • @YourFavoriteGremlin
    @YourFavoriteGremlin ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my mans has all this money to spend on bad games. still rocks the 20$ RGB mouse. Based

  • @DMX2739
    @DMX2739 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The main menu looks like an exact copy of the GTA SA main menu down to the font style.