Nikki Glaser & Theo Von Talk About Sex

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  • @TheoVonClips
    @TheoVonClips  3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    bit.ly/theovonclips

    • @Mr_Snowclouds
      @Mr_Snowclouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Theo why are you so uncomfortable about talking about sex you're the adult.. I hope you hooked up with her she beautiful and knows what she wants in life.

    • @princevegeta-son
      @princevegeta-son 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That thumbnail looking like ya boy is ready to make some pottery, you feel me. Sex eyes

    • @swiftusmaximus5651
      @swiftusmaximus5651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Theo you really need to get Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Shep Smith on to talk about Gerbils and how Big is theyre Biggest ButttPlugs

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:50 It was Joe Rogan right? She seems like his type.

    • @MrJaman0083
      @MrJaman0083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She wanted that Texas Tailgate!

  • @macgruber4689
    @macgruber4689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12031

    The smile, the hair, the charisma, the humor.......... Theo just has it all.

  • @clab92able
    @clab92able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4594

    "I dont want to know off air."
    Fucking killed me

  • @Suspro7
    @Suspro7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8277

    I feel like I'm listening to a drunk girl at a house party

    • @nicksilver_music
      @nicksilver_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Yup, that he whole character on stage, and on Podcasts, its very generic, unauthentic and annoying

    • @BenJohnsonDotNet
      @BenJohnsonDotNet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Put it on 0.5X playback speed for the full effect

    • @ThatGuy-zf8oi
      @ThatGuy-zf8oi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      My favorite kind of girl

    • @randompianist8359
      @randompianist8359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      coke.

    • @travismadden2909
      @travismadden2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@BenJohnsonDotNetthis is great

  • @Mike-os8lv
    @Mike-os8lv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    “Here’s a woman right here that has a question, she’s obviously not doing well either.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EricSmyth4Christ
    @EricSmyth4Christ ปีที่แล้ว +79

    There is a great depth of humility in Theo that we all unconsciously recognize

    • @no_prisoners1
      @no_prisoners1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well he’s still in the hookup culture and he’s 40 so there’s that

  • @matthewalkman386
    @matthewalkman386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3603

    Nikki" Yeah I havent had sex in 2 years...
    Theo: "What? 2 years? Heres another woman who called in, shes not doing well either."

    • @prslespaul
      @prslespaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      😂

    • @sumuqh
      @sumuqh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I died 🤣

    • @JohnnyPresto
      @JohnnyPresto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ☠☠💀😫😫😫

    • @JohnnyPresto
      @JohnnyPresto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sheesh

    • @boostedb18b13
      @boostedb18b13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sheeeeeeeesh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MapleBar777
    @MapleBar777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5468

    She's stepping her game up from only talking about sex to talking about only talking about sex. You go girl!

    • @Cheesusrice69222
      @Cheesusrice69222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Inception

    • @MapleBar777
      @MapleBar777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Cheesusrice69222 Egg Zachary 😉

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      So stunning and brave. What a powerful woman

    • @ToolforOffice
      @ToolforOffice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Cheesusrice69222 insextion

    • @MmmChipotle
      @MmmChipotle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Its the only thing men will tolerate coming out of her mouth lol

  • @az9498
    @az9498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    Nikki: I’ll tell you who it was off air.
    Theo: I don’t wanna know off air.
    🐀 👑

  • @allthingsclassicrock
    @allthingsclassicrock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I felt my eyes glazing over when she was talking. Reminded me of listening to people who have just ingested a certain white powder, and I wanna politely get away but I can’t lol. Theo has the patience of a monk.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Baking soda?

    • @allthingsclassicrock
      @allthingsclassicrock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TPRM1 nailed it.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@allthingsclassicrock Yeah, I’m pretty hip.

    • @Stopvotingdemocrat
      @Stopvotingdemocrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aderall

    • @seumasreel4954
      @seumasreel4954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the funniest ways I’ve heard someone explaining the act of hoofing coke

  • @BoomerBarber
    @BoomerBarber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I couldn't even imagine sitting through that. Theo, you're a strong man.

  • @jeffreywood7311
    @jeffreywood7311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2607

    Theo is giving 0 fucks about what he’s saying to women, it’s pretty wild lately 😂

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Theo :.... so anyways want to find out what my semen taste like?

    • @dubisays
      @dubisays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Bringing that mid 90s energy

    • @dangerdeven
      @dangerdeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      its the mullet fo sho

    • @QMS9224
      @QMS9224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's hot

    • @jollofrice914
      @jollofrice914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@QMS9224 thanks

  • @DC-bp8sx
    @DC-bp8sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I can’t stand listening to her a minute longer and I’ve never turned off a Theo clip.

    • @Trackstareman23
      @Trackstareman23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Her only topic is sex. Nothing more to offer.

  • @stevieshred682
    @stevieshred682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    Theo: Can I taste it off your back?
    Niki: Awe that's so nice.

    • @schm0tz445
      @schm0tz445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😭💀

    • @Demion83
      @Demion83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      It's the reaction guys are expecting but never ever get.

    • @tolbster.
      @tolbster. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Crazy Person: Can I put you in my basement?
      Niki: Awwww, you’d let me go there? So cute.

    • @stevieshred682
      @stevieshred682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tolbster. 🤣

    • @bradleypalmer7980
      @bradleypalmer7980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Demion83 facts lol

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Nikki: “I’ll probably not be talking about sex when I’m 60.”
    Theo: “Yeah… We could check then?”
    LMAO the way she takes a second to realize what he’s saying is hilarious.

  • @craighajwan4598
    @craighajwan4598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Not to be mean, but she’s a woman you look at and think “why is she single, or has trouble keeping a bf”, because she’s physically attractive, then you hear her talk for a few minutes and it becomes pretty clear

    • @honeybut
      @honeybut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she's not funny or interesting

    • @thepancakemann
      @thepancakemann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Renegade15 i have a buddy on Vyvanse. Kind of worried about him, tbh.

    • @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369
      @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Woke. Obscene. Sad.

    • @somethinganything4864
      @somethinganything4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She’s not really that attractive

    • @hasselett
      @hasselett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@somethinganything4864 She is though. You don't have to be a model to be considered physically attractive. She's slender and blonde.

  • @d.c.1059
    @d.c.1059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Theo "Sorry that comment was so out of line."
    Nikki "Oh that's soooo nice"

    • @estout324
      @estout324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ...thank u...thank u

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nikki wants it

    • @KrishmanyuThakur
      @KrishmanyuThakur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TrollHiddenCave when doesn't she?

  • @JRR812
    @JRR812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I could’ve predicted a clip with this title the moment she was booked.

  • @ChristisKing77777
    @ChristisKing77777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Mullet tune up looking great brother. Praise God

  • @heartandmindovercome3214
    @heartandmindovercome3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol, Glaser casually "that was a great backhanded question"

  • @ShaneMichealCupp
    @ShaneMichealCupp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “Was he tall or short”
    “… medium”
    “I bet I know who he is”

    • @kramer1372
      @kramer1372 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahahahahahha

  • @StillJaded00
    @StillJaded00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    8 mins of her explaining why she likes to constantly talk about sex, why she really doesn’t need to talk about sex, and that it’s her choice to talk about sex. . So insightful

    • @seeker156
      @seeker156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      COCAINE BABY!!!!

    • @charles4050
      @charles4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She's the guest. It was insightful if you are interested. Why hate

    • @BlueisNotaWarmColour
      @BlueisNotaWarmColour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@charles4050 who hating? he said it was so insightful. so insightful

    • @Marthyboy88
      @Marthyboy88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@charles4050 I mean this is literally every clip I've ever seen with this person. Not even exaggerating, it always always always ends up being about her having sex and how important it is, and how much she likes to talk about it. It's not insightful if it's the only thing she ever talks about.

    • @britter1955
      @britter1955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@seeker156 she’s actually sober, she’s talked about her sobriety on JRE

  • @jcmorrison5487
    @jcmorrison5487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Nikki “when my libido drops...when I’m 60...”
    Theo “well we can always check then”

    • @tusharbehera8956
      @tusharbehera8956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that was killer man

    • @FoxtrotXero
      @FoxtrotXero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaha

    • @oSLOTHo
      @oSLOTHo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @adrian ramirez She said she'll stop tlaking about sex when shes 60, Theo said ok We'll see then making fun of the fact that sex is all she tlaks about.

    • @strmwthr
      @strmwthr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Classic theo response, lov it!!!

  • @jeffbezos6748
    @jeffbezos6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    2:32 Theo with the Quagmire creeper breath 😂

  • @misschelseawilkinson
    @misschelseawilkinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Maybe when I'm 60 I won't be talking about sex"
    "Well, we can always check then"
    hahahahha

  • @blue-lotus6943
    @blue-lotus6943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Honestly as silly as this convo may seem to most people, I really appreciate her being genuine and trying to figure things out for herself

    • @TWOhype23
      @TWOhype23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That could take a while 💀

    • @dianem.99
      @dianem.99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Figure things out for herself?She's 38 years old...tick tock.
      I recommend more meditation/yoga and less yacking!

    • @blue-lotus6943
      @blue-lotus6943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you care about having a meaningful life, you never stop learning. There’s so much to learn about and figure out and there’s many ways to go about that

    • @KilyanAustin
      @KilyanAustin ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@dianem.99 Shes 38 but I absoluty love her. Im 25 and would marry her😂 shes got looks, shes funny as fuck and shes honest

    • @paulj6805
      @paulj6805 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@blue-lotus6943you absolutely get it man. Wish more people could understand that learning doesn't and shouldn't stop when you're a child. All the most important life lessons I learned, I learned as an adult and I was able to because I embraced a mentality of personal growth. It's a life changer.

  • @alexhurt7919
    @alexhurt7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "Kathy Griffin made it in... Jesus"
    Nikki: "yeah I love her"
    Lmao

    • @Mrsaltypickle
      @Mrsaltypickle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best part of this clip lmao

    • @krunchie101
      @krunchie101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol Nikki not even paying attention to his sarcasm.

  • @mirneshreljic468
    @mirneshreljic468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Theo has a way with words, he can say the most unfunny shit ever and I’m rolling laughing

    • @IAMJAYNOVA865
      @IAMJAYNOVA865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Put this in the Bible.

    • @jessecooper1556
      @jessecooper1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most male comics are funny because they literally make fun of themselves. Woman comics make fun of everyone but themselves.

    • @brent2004
      @brent2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you Croatian or Bosnian I’m going to guess Bosnian

    • @tomatomatomatoma
      @tomatomatomatoma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is so true

  • @colebucket1982
    @colebucket1982 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Here’s another woman, she’s obviously having a hard time too” I am dead

  • @troyblum3447
    @troyblum3447 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I would've let you scoop it with your hands" "theo that's soooo nice" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @austinsmith2808
    @austinsmith2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    This is who rogan is talking about when he says he has friends who completely changed on adderall

    • @dbzwwe56
      @dbzwwe56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is she on Adderall?

    • @truthseeker5110
      @truthseeker5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Probably, she's on klonopin and a SSRI though, i can't remember which one. It's the newer one that has less sexual side effects.

    • @ellecee7974
      @ellecee7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Hes talking about whitney Cummings, go watch the latest episode she is legitimately off her face

    • @austinsmith2808
      @austinsmith2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@dbzwwe56 forsure, she also said something about how her doctors said she had “adult adhd” and that’s a good way for them to sell their doctor meth. Usually makes people more crazy

    • @austinsmith2808
      @austinsmith2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ellecee7974 both of them, you can smell the addy through the videos

  • @op8995
    @op8995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I welcome the ad breaks while Nikki is talking.

  • @uytdeman
    @uytdeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    “I haven’t had sex for 2 years.”
    “Let’s talk about that next”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnnydeleon8210
      @johnnydeleon8210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Nikki has been saying she hasnt had sex in 2 years for 5 years

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnnydeleon8210 I don't give a damn she's beautiful and she can get it

    • @dystopiaisutopia
      @dystopiaisutopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Low iq people crave sex

    • @blakenorman7648
      @blakenorman7648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dystopiaisutopia Really? Never thought about that before

    • @quentinchapman6987
      @quentinchapman6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dystopiaisutopia said by someone obv getting no sec 😭😭

  • @insomxniac1200
    @insomxniac1200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “i’d let u scoop the ice cream with your hands” lmaoo theo is something else

  • @irrelevantideology9640
    @irrelevantideology9640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Theo: I'll eat ice cream off your back.
    Also Theo: I don't like talking about it because it's vulgar.
    Me: 😂

  • @mattpike5264
    @mattpike5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    I've never sensed Theo being done with a podcast more than at the end of this one. He was genuinely tired if her shit lmao

    • @persiandoomer9249
      @persiandoomer9249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      I swear to god female comics can't talk about anything but sex. I've heard less sex talk from pornstars than female comics.

    • @tinabolesful5184
      @tinabolesful5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Oh she's a comedian ? I'm from the UK so I had no idea wow

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Straight up. And the craziest part is that she never picked up on it. And she wonders why she can't find a boyfriend

    • @ajvasquez8734
      @ajvasquez8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It’s all that damn adderall she’s taking she tweaked out baby praise god

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is a gold comment right here

  • @ianx-cast6289
    @ianx-cast6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Theo doesn't think she'll stop talking about sex at 60. And neither do I.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At sixty it will be hilarious

    • @AliceInPantera
      @AliceInPantera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same. She’s just going to be another Chelsea Handler. Chelsea may not be 60, but sure as shit looks like it

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She will have an outie by then. Straight Arby’s

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AliceInPantera Chelsea looks 80 lol

  • @SS-L.O.T.O.
    @SS-L.O.T.O. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Kathy griffin made it in , Jesus. Had me dying 🤣

    • @GeorgeK1410
      @GeorgeK1410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmao me too

    • @thomasabraham3107
      @thomasabraham3107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I didnt think anyone else caught that 😂Theo Wild bruh

  • @dianisquezada9356
    @dianisquezada9356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "I'm not trying to talk about sex with you today"
    Also her: talks about sex for straight 9 minutes

    • @searain1573
      @searain1573 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have a question. Why do people still have sex? Sex is very gross, nasty, messy, and disgusting! I don't see how sex is a good thing. Why don't humans just remove sex from this world? Women can still get pregnant without sex (there's a lot of ways women can get pregnant without sex including artificial insemination). Sex is unnecessary.

    • @mewe1023
      @mewe1023 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@searain1573 sarcastic right ?

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If I didn't have talent I'd..." this chick is funny.

  • @thecannon3448
    @thecannon3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    She sure sounds like she has a lot to prove

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Such a powerful woman. So Stunning and brave

    • @User18dog
      @User18dog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AudibleVisibIe 🤣🤣

    • @DND09
      @DND09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@AudibleVisibIe she actually cried to her own story

    • @benjamin5726
      @benjamin5726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo

    • @josecarbia8181
      @josecarbia8181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any woman in her position would, as your judgmental condescension shows.

  • @daniellozano2262
    @daniellozano2262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    “If I’m doing it I must wanna do it, it must be serving me in someway, so just cut the guilt.” lmao every drug addict I know. The dumbest shit I’ve heard in a while. Life is not about continuously pleasuring yourself.

    • @ShmooyShmoo
      @ShmooyShmoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey cut the shit! She was talking about sex, not drugs….takin it outta context yo…

    • @daniellozano2262
      @daniellozano2262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@ShmooyShmoo drugs, sex, gambling. Anything in excess isn’t good for you. This type of reasoning can’t apply to anything in life.

    • @joungyalen25
      @joungyalen25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Matias Martinez Your country, your family, and your adult responsibilities says the world isn't just about you every day lol.

    • @joungyalen25
      @joungyalen25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Matias Martinez I really hate having conversations on social media, because it's rarely constructive. Ok, just deflect and dismiss my argument just because you don't agree, and then say something corny and belittling like "try again kid" to feed your ego or make yourself feel big or whatever. What I was saying is that our duty and responsibility for things outside of ourselves often compromise our immediate, self-interested desires since obviously it's hard to do what you want to do when you have someone else to take care of. For instance it's easy to say life is about doing what makes you happy when you don't have a kid to feed and you may not have enough time or money to find yourself or do the thing that will make you happy in the moment. Life is bigger than your happiness since we aren't isolated beings. The more relationships, friendships, and the more involved you become in your community the harder it is to just simply do what you want. That's all I'm saying.

    • @captainomoplata643
      @captainomoplata643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Matias Martinez you need Buddha’s 4 noble truths and the eightfold path in your life nigga

  • @TheSpaniard
    @TheSpaniard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    She's explaining exactly why women comics aren't funny.
    Women comics do their bits based on trying to "empower women."
    Men comics do their bits based on trying to make people laugh.

    • @jwil4905
      @jwil4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Exactly. It's constantly, "I'm hoping to make a change in somebody's life through my tired and played out sex material."

    • @digitalcassette5
      @digitalcassette5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And yet here you are, another man saying women comics aren't funny.
      Wonder why women need to be empowered more.

    • @blairsmith3199
      @blairsmith3199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Men also aren't afraid to be self deprecating to get a laugh outta people

    • @digitalcassette5
      @digitalcassette5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@blairsmith3199 generalization again. Neither are women. Men just aren't critisied scrutinize and judged as closely as women. It's just easier to be a male comedian.

    • @rotten2209
      @rotten2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Says a stereotypical guy posing in front of his car...

  • @BangarrangTV
    @BangarrangTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It must be serving me in some way" is the best explanation for doing whatever you want that I've ever heard. Love it.

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but not if you're being completely selfish. Then you're just a dick.

  • @cpie6357
    @cpie6357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:13 THEOS FACE!!! Too good, man has that thought in there wanting to get out so bad before he forgets it, and she doesn't even stop to breathe! Hilarious!

    • @jessshreds
      @jessshreds 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣You can just about hear him doing a faint slow sigh at the same time 🤣

  • @OGS2099
    @OGS2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I feel like every guy gets caught in Nikki Glazer's trap when they first discover her, then they figure out she's a total head case.

    • @baileyrobinson1279
      @baileyrobinson1279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      She has more issues than sports illustrated

    • @joel8750
      @joel8750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@baileyrobinson1279 She has more imaginary problems than a schizophrenic.

    • @l.s3132
      @l.s3132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @adrian ramirez
      Being good at roasting is different from being funny or a successful stand-up comedian. Roasting depends on good material written + timing. Nikki sure is good at it, but so were the likes of Martha Stewartewart and Justin Bieber lol. But Nikki stand up is horrendous, she isn't a funny person by nature. She thinks that men are intimidated by her funny personality but I'm sure that they can't stand her, it's annoying as shit being with someone who thinks they are funny but aren't in reality.

    • @raymondotoole2600
      @raymondotoole2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Somebody needs to tell her the raw truth !

    • @signifidelica2819
      @signifidelica2819 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Id make her feel good, shes pretty

  • @CameronForrester
    @CameronForrester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love how she’s like ‘people are just going to say’, as if it erases the accuracy.

  • @TehBliz
    @TehBliz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Someone who lacks purpose distracts themselves with pleasure.

    • @SS0895
      @SS0895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this

    • @tavspop
      @tavspop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did you stray from your Mennonite Village?

    • @robinthoms_ffa5700
      @robinthoms_ffa5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tavspop mennonites are based tbh.

    • @derekborba2644
      @derekborba2644 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your view

    • @robinthoms_ffa5700
      @robinthoms_ffa5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derekborba2644 LFG!!!!!

  • @Tom13GN
    @Tom13GN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dang, hate that I missed you at RAF Lakenheath!! But, I would like to say, as a retired Veteran, thank you for those folks that got to see you there. It really means a lot to the military members there families when folks come overseas to perform.

  • @noahbtwofouronethree3225
    @noahbtwofouronethree3225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The thought of Nikki Glaser as a sex therapist instantly made me think of my tattoo artist who’s life is like a legitimate day to day soap opera and whenever he tattoos me, HES the one telling ME some absurd story that you’d think took place last month and was span across 4 days, but it was actually like either the day before or that morning and you just kinda sit there and don’t say anything. Idk just did

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've known people like that. It's a little overbearing and overwhelming sometimes. I tend to keep my distance around people like thay

    • @danabonnevier2128
      @danabonnevier2128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i want to get tattooed by your artist

    • @KotaBryce
      @KotaBryce ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danabonnevier2128same sounds entertaining

  • @drdeadbeat1604
    @drdeadbeat1604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Sex talk is a replacement for jokes

    • @taylorprocker
      @taylorprocker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Didn’t you know? It’s so “edgy” and “funny” for a girl comedian to talk about sex. Groundbreaking, right?

    • @HelloThere-uh3ll
      @HelloThere-uh3ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sex talk for women is like race jokes for black dudes. They can just say whatever they want because they have no backlash for anything on these subjects.

    • @breakthecycle5238
      @breakthecycle5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HelloThere-uh3ll yeah but with chicks that shit gets old af very quickly. sad girls objectivify themselves and then complain that men are doing it. yay feminism 👏

    • @nexusobserve
      @nexusobserve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People do what is easy

    • @HelloThere-uh3ll
      @HelloThere-uh3ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@breakthecycle5238 for sure. Most things women blame men for, they actually do way more to themselves

  • @AngriestAmerican
    @AngriestAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    If I was a comedian I would only talk about my sex life, because it's the only thing in my life that is a joke.

    • @austinsmith2808
      @austinsmith2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That was funnier than anything she said in this podcast, gang

    • @guycleveland5946
      @guycleveland5946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      See, this comment is more deserving of more likes

    • @thomasabraham3107
      @thomasabraham3107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gang brother

    • @AngriestAmerican
      @AngriestAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thomasabraham3107 people keep saying that,,what does it mean 'gang"?

    • @thomasabraham3107
      @thomasabraham3107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AngriestAmerican just something Theo says bro 😂 you'll understand if you watch more of him

  • @lukecasio9810
    @lukecasio9810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "Was he tall or short?"
    "mmmm...medium."
    "Hmm.. I bet I know who it is."
    Ded 😂😂

    • @BigL.10
      @BigL.10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      explain?

    • @geraldfriend256
      @geraldfriend256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris D'elia

    • @brycedekoning3000
      @brycedekoning3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe rogan

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U got to look out for those medium-sized motherfukers

    • @ManBearPig617x
      @ManBearPig617x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was Theo

  • @2hi._4dis
    @2hi._4dis ปีที่แล้ว +4

    take a shot everytime she says 'like'

  • @brandongonzalez6277
    @brandongonzalez6277 ปีที่แล้ว

    Theo did a lot of talking over his guests in his old stuff. I'm glad he became a much better listener in recent times.

  • @Scottierolls
    @Scottierolls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “I would’ve let you scoop the ice creams with your hands”
    “That is sooo niiicee”
    LOL

  • @humphreybouvier9381
    @humphreybouvier9381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I loved how Theo said “she’s not doing well EITHER” hahaha Nikki is not ok someone help this woman it’s hard to watch

    • @jmartinez2289
      @jmartinez2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice. I didnt catch that theo is fast as fuck Boi

  • @TheBrandonDawson
    @TheBrandonDawson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Hearing Theo say “thank you thank” after nikki tells him it’s so nice that he wanted to taste ice cream off her back fucking killed me.

    • @Pendragon-dnd
      @Pendragon-dnd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m out breath bro lmao and I’m playing it in half speed so she sounds like a drunk girl at a frat party

  • @ryancampbell9432
    @ryancampbell9432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you go up to the bar to order one drink and that one girl sitting at the bar alone starts talking to you

  • @sevengramrocks2746
    @sevengramrocks2746 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Oh I have”… best possible answer

  • @productofterror
    @productofterror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    'I dont wana know off air' ... gang shit love that

  • @user-uo7qz7dw2x
    @user-uo7qz7dw2x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “I haven’t had sex in like 2 years”
    Theo; “well we’re gonna get right into that”

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hitters have to hit gang gang

  • @kagehughart1498
    @kagehughart1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I lost literal brain cells listening to her reasoning

  • @pandareijgah3820
    @pandareijgah3820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They're talking so comfortably like they're on the same level but gah damn theo is carrying this convo hard

  • @Keller5327LV
    @Keller5327LV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Kathy Griffin made it in? Jesus!"🤣🤣 GOLD!

  • @acidtwin
    @acidtwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    She's starting to morph into Sarah Jessica Parker.

    • @dumpsterfire7916
      @dumpsterfire7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except Nikki is hot and SJP not so much

    • @_sowhat_
      @_sowhat_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Anonymous lol exactly

    • @dumpsterfire7916
      @dumpsterfire7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anonymous haha exactly

    • @Semba999
      @Semba999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anonymous EXACTLY

    • @openmythirdeye
      @openmythirdeye 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Noooooooooo. Ok, I'm breaking out the horse blinders JIC😂

  • @jjwallnutts
    @jjwallnutts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    She has to sing her one note.

  • @MrKellyv1
    @MrKellyv1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I'd eat that scoop off your back'- damn Theo, hitter

  • @JohnDee633
    @JohnDee633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:50 my eyes rolled so hard I had to wear an eye patch for 3 weeks

  • @jamesoneill6183
    @jamesoneill6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I love how she's like "I'll tell you off air" like its some amazingly interesting thing that everyone wants to know and theo, who could easily find out is just like "I don't wanna know off air" 😅 you could see it bursting her bubble a bit 🤣

    • @gdrox07
      @gdrox07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he did aske who it was and asked for a physical description before she said that

    • @KINGYANNIC
      @KINGYANNIC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@gdrox07 bruh he asked how tall lmaoo

    • @Chadthefatherbear
      @Chadthefatherbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KINGYANNIC because the first guy he thought of was Joe Rogan. Because Rogan is about 3.5 feet tall and Rogan is responsible for introducing her to millions of people through his podcast.

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    3:21 Theo literally never fails to make me laugh my @$$ off😂

  • @ferg306
    @ferg306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I've noticed that Theo is an absolute gentleman when it comes to talking about the dark arts, then he got put in a room with a nympho...feelsbadman, ganggang

  • @mojojo245
    @mojojo245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo hilarious he straight cut her off & roasted her the whole time 💀

  • @thesenate4570
    @thesenate4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cut off was perfect🤣🤣🤣

  • @owenpalmr
    @owenpalmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I remember what it was like at her level of maturity, back in the good old days of being 14.

    • @GrimboBagworth
      @GrimboBagworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I was gonna say she reminds me of my high school classmates

    • @jmartinez2289
      @jmartinez2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you were just a lil lady. Nah yea I know more mature 13 year olds.

  • @TheFailLord72
    @TheFailLord72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Theo: Speaks just over 30 words
    Nikki: -you tune this out half way through because it sounds like your girlfriend over explaining the same subject for the Nikkith time-

    • @goinpostal
      @goinpostal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You win the internet today with that one! 😂

    • @thecubebender6921
      @thecubebender6921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know mahn😹

    • @ricenbeenz...
      @ricenbeenz... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daaayyum how do you do that!

    • @Pendragon-dnd
      @Pendragon-dnd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Nikkith time” 😂

  • @claytonfilpo
    @claytonfilpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "I actually think it's interesting."
    *Crossfade to later in the discussion*

    • @djkoz78
      @djkoz78 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you deejay?

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@djkoz78 ugh

    • @djkoz78
      @djkoz78 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lerp5555 ugh? Asking if he deejayed that's an issue? Crossfade is a deejay term. Did your mom leave your dad for a deejay?

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@djkoz78 ugh

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@djkoz78 A) it’s a general audio production term
      B) nobody ever left anybody for a DJ

  • @Epicdps
    @Epicdps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMFAO I love how defeated he seems after not getting a reaction out of her with this one 2:55

  • @Chadthefatherbear
    @Chadthefatherbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It’s embarrassing to think men believe her when she says, “I haven’t had sex in two years.”

    • @gial8862
      @gial8862 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      she pays men for sex i heard

  • @zacharybruner765
    @zacharybruner765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Nikki: Ill tell you who it is off air i cant say on air
    Theo: I dont wanna know off air
    😂 😂 😂 what is wrong with this dude. Gotta love him

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you mean what is *right with this dude.

    • @mattw6705
      @mattw6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tryin to help us out

  • @tacti-cool4022
    @tacti-cool4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Lol theo von playing guess who with the only hint being "his height is medium"..

    • @JWW60
      @JWW60 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think we know who that might be.

    • @xy-fb8jo
      @xy-fb8jo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JWW60 Norm MacDonald

    • @networth00
      @networth00 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xy-fb8jo Chris Farley.

  • @yz4043
    @yz4043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    She seems deeply insecure.

  • @bramsoul4940
    @bramsoul4940 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow this was very interesting. Cool nuance about why the topic needs to be talked about. Thanks alot

  • @flyboymcgee8059
    @flyboymcgee8059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Watching Glaser for comedy is like seeking marital advice from a lady of the evening

  • @martymarta
    @martymarta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She sounds like she doesn’t even believe a word she’s saying herself lol

  • @kevintse2870
    @kevintse2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Theo went “Yang Gang” out of nowhere. I went back and relistened four times to make sure he wasn’t saying something else.

  • @amandamcbride256
    @amandamcbride256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    She has no clue how moral Theo is. Turns him off to hear women talk blunt n nasty. But, he is turned on by bringing it up. She's so used to selling this angle in LA...don't gotta talk like that in front of this gentleman. Relax n enjoy being a lady for a sec.

    • @Sinekyre14
      @Sinekyre14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      100% correct. This poor girl picked up the nasty talk from NY/LA jewish women and thought it was what men want. We don't. It's weird.

    • @xthexadvantagex
      @xthexadvantagex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Theo struggles with the “dark arts”. So I think he struggles with shame and sex.l which I honestly don’t think is healthy. Nikki is just the opposite. Probably too comfortable with her sexuality.

    • @Halogalandwanderer
      @Halogalandwanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sinekyre14 spot on

    • @BD-fk9fw
      @BD-fk9fw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xthexadvantagex what?🤣

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

  • @BlackouTTProductions
    @BlackouTTProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should’ve just uploaded the entire episode with that title

  • @HAMlLTON
    @HAMlLTON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew what I signed up for when I clicked the video, just thought there was going to be a little more Theo..

  • @jaimesswag
    @jaimesswag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Theo deserves a good woman.

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When Theo said "Sugar Babes" I thought at first he was trying to talk about the Spice Girls. lol

  • @Pudi1224
    @Pudi1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Tapping out at 6:30 on this one Theo. She goes on and on without a break on full defense

  • @MicrowaveWalrus
    @MicrowaveWalrus 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I have this story, I really think is interesting..." -- theo cuts the clip off 😂

  • @FLmetalhead
    @FLmetalhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Theo is a gift to us all. We upstairs!

  • @territorialamcape2726
    @territorialamcape2726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is gonna be P1ngtrips next super cut video 😂😂😂

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Theo obviously uncomfortable with the absurd amount of sexual talk 😂

  • @someguy2775
    @someguy2775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "I would be a sex therapist if I wasn't a talented comedian"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    She has an uncanny ability for choosing careers that don't suit her.

    • @vinylholicsanonymous3871
      @vinylholicsanonymous3871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Especially because therapists are supposed to be doing the listening.

    • @redmangoaty
      @redmangoaty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just. Comedian.

    • @c.sanchez4521
      @c.sanchez4521 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @kyryloperevozchykov8424
      @kyryloperevozchykov8424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's a good joke but she's good comedian you can watch her roasts she's great

    • @bottomlinebassin2001
      @bottomlinebassin2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If she's a comedian, OJ has a Heisman Trophy and Michael Jackson was a great babysitter.

  • @dominiclombardo1802
    @dominiclombardo1802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “That’s so niceeee” 🤣🤣☠️

  • @dylancampbell52203
    @dylancampbell52203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like when Theo said “oh yeah, then tell me about it.” He was actually being sarcastic and didn’t want to hear it, but she took it serious and went on a three minute rant about sex.

  • @rowanflynn1944
    @rowanflynn1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Glad to come early to this