Similar sized phones are very popular here in Ghana.With very loud speakers and batteries that rival power banks and yes, some even come with a USB port to charge your other phones, lol
@bluspringtrap9396 yes there are normal modern smartphone but them chonky bois are actually fantastic too trust me there batteries can last an entire month while playing music at full volume. I always recommend to have those bulky boi alongside an iphone or android so you can charge everytime and everywhere
I had a Sonim XP5s that meets some of these descriptions: bulky form factor, dual sim, battery would last a week or two, limited browsing and media capacity, and it could be used as a power bank for other devices.@bluspringtrap9396
@@nissangt-restrella2413Cause, this mobile not playing in the original effect. I love this song. I later realised it says Darling. 😅 I thought it was Chinese.
@@Beancent_ Yeah, I had just woken up and was still half asleep when I wrote that. It definitely needed some word smithing. If you send me the bill, I'll reimburse you for any bleach you bought to cleanse your mind of those atrocities.
@@oBdurate Land Rover is owned by an Indian company, it isn't a stretch to think they wouldn't care too much if this is made for the Indian domestic market.
I guess it’s to say how tough it is like the defenders. It’s definitely not based on the modern land rovers where you might as well swap an engine every 100k miles
@@bigtitmasterwith the series you could scratch some rust off the engine and hope it'd still work. With modern land rovers you're at least sure it wont
Lmfao. I just want to see the commercial. It could just be a Land Rover commercial where they market both the vehicle and the cell phone/shaver. Rugged man drives his LR Defender off-road cross country to attend his own wedding, naturally, and by the time he arrives he has a beard. Wife is standing there at the altar whispering “where is he?!” and suddenly you hear faint echoes of the boot song on the other side of some bushes. Phones start dinging with an “I’m here” text and, shortly after, ruggedman pops out spick and span with a fresh shave like “let’s get this show on the road” with a wink at the camera. The ceremony ensues and the boot song plays louder, “dadadadada dadadada,” with a fade-out to the Land Rover logo, before a split second clip of the reception with the groom saying “thank god I brought my phone!” and everybody laughing way too hard considering it’s not a funny joke and was likely suggested by an out-of-touch exec.
Finally!! The answer to a problem that has been plaguing my family FOR GENERATIONS!!!!! How are we gonna make a phone call in the middle of the woods while it's pouring down rain and we have to shave our arms at the same time!!! We had almost given up hope of ever finding a product that could solve that problem! Thank you for sharing this!!!!!
That's actually a popular phone here in Zimbabwe, there's actually another version of that with the brightest flashlights I've ever seen, and yes "flashlights" plural, the other version is a quad sim phone 😅
For anyone wondering the watch is by Ciga Design. I can't find a model name. They are relatively affordable at around ~150$ but not the most reliable. I have one and the weight on the automatic rotor came off and had to be glued back on by a local watchmaker. Apart from that its still running fine and looking cool. Btw. The crystal is sapphire so it should scratch at level 8 with deeper grooves at level 9!
My imaginary friend gets to my penthouse and asks for my phone because his cell is uncharged, and while talking, he asks, " Why is your cell smelling this way, what were you doing with it, and I would answer by saying "- I was just shaving my balls with it😂😂😂😂😂😂
That boot up tone was lit. It's something that today's smartphones lack. Talking about that, I really miss the old nokia & samsung boot animation and tones
I remember when the Nokias switched to a start screen with the “Connecting People” animation of a handshake and the Nokia tune jingle. It was early 2000s and it really seemed like the future was here.
Asians: “this phone is RUGGED so we added in shaver! MANLY!” Also Asians: “We have this really cute singing chime when you turn it on and cherry blossoms for the background 😊”
@@TokitoMuichirou-es6xp yes it's a very old and famous ringtone, but no one could ever remember the song name and the singer most of the time. it's nolstagic.
When I was in middle school, our teacher wrote our names on little rocks to mark our seats. I always thought mine kind of looked like a shaver, so often times while waiting for all the kids to enter the classroom and everything, I'd sit there pretending to shave. Now I understand how weird I probably looked.
I had one of those Land Rover as my phone back in the day. The model was a black brick phone with the rectangular LCD (or RGB idk) screen as the size of the 2000s Nokia brick. I have to say the phone was bulky and heavy af and it felt like it was pulling my pants down when I put it in the pocket and take a walk. The phone’s battery was wrapped around an orange label with the capacity 10000 mAh. It took up like 80% of the phone’s volume and weight . It had a USB out port you use for charging other electronics but it sucks @ss anyway. And my model also had very awkward boot up tune although it was not this tune. You can turn it off in silent mode. Also you won’t like it when it drops on your face or toe tho Edit: the model I used didn’t have a shaver tho. But as a guy with quite some hair and beard I think it’s a W to me that they added it
My Gunny Marine recruiter would have sacrificed a poolee for this 😂 dude shaved, drove a van, played Candy Crush, and phoned COs and other Marines at the same time 💀
The practical Bathroom Buddy by Peltzer inventions, it includes a toothbrush, a mirror, a shaving razor, a toe nail clipper, a nail file, a dental mirror, a toothpaste dispenser, shaving cream and plus so much more. Peltzer Inventions, fantastic ideas for a fantastic world!
imagine your in like the Amazon rainforest being chased by mercenaries or tribal people that want to kill you, and you turn on your phone so you can call for help and it starts to play music
This feels like an AI-generated product.
Been using an older model for 6 months and its great
oh my god i cannot hear these 2 letters anymore man everything is ai and thats ai and ai this ai that ai yourself some companions got damn
@@Killbayne Cope harder.
@@DJdoppIer😂
Who cares? I think its cool in a funny way xDD
"I don't know, put a electric shaver in it, fuck it, it'll sell"
I mean... it did! This guy bought it. 😂
No doubt😂
Write that down. Next product,phone shaver fleshlight
😂😂😂hell yeah 👍
@@conormil1268Can use all 3 at the same time
That's some cutting edge technology!
Underrated
@@lf1977 swear most comments on TH-cam be bots these days
right to jail
Underrated!!!😂
I saw what you did there
As someone who works for Land Rover, this just makes perfect sense.
Please elaborate💀💀
Please do not elaborate. It's funnier this way.
@@wisesolm they do the dumbest shit that never makes any sense, hence forth, why this makes perfect sense 😂
@@lebronjames4705even their SUVs don't make sense?
I didn’t even realize this is a Land Rover product. Idk why he didn’t highlight that in the video 💀
The tune at the beginning is the most rugged thing I've ever heard I could just feel my beard growing
Underrated 😂😂😂
@@AliNowazKhan great spelling job 😂
typical _china phones_ back when android phones wasn't a thing.
That shaver is not designed tobshave a beard.
thats what the razor's for
When it sang, the world stood still.😮
LMAO
LMFAOOOOO IT WAS TOO LONG 😭
@@bryanmartin_lol, I’d say it was just right 👌
Beat comment
Legit😂
It was said, as the phone sang, apple and Android users around the world began to get along
Nahhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭
Similar sized phones are very popular here in Ghana.With very loud speakers and batteries that rival power banks and yes, some even come with a USB port to charge your other phones, lol
@bluspringtrap9396looks like it’s own brand, probably local to the area. “JoBoo”
@bluspringtrap9396 yes there are normal modern smartphone but them chonky bois are actually fantastic too trust me there batteries can last an entire month while playing music at full volume. I always recommend to have those bulky boi alongside an iphone or android so you can charge everytime and everywhere
please tell me more about these phones
I too would like to know more
I had a Sonim XP5s that meets some of these descriptions: bulky form factor, dual sim, battery would last a week or two, limited browsing and media capacity, and it could be used as a power bank for other devices.@bluspringtrap9396
I can see it now: "Hold on Barry! I need to shave a bit but I've put you on speaker." 😂
😂l
Hahahaha 😂
😂😅❤bruhh this comment got me
Whaaaat!? What did you say?? Can't hear you.
I doubt most can hear you when the shaver is on. 😂
When the phone said "dallah dallah dallah dallah dallah dallah dallah" I felt that
It said "darling"
@@manusia_137that doesn't sound like it
@@nissangt-restrella2413Cause, this mobile not playing in the original effect. I love this song. I later realised it says Darling. 😅 I thought it was Chinese.
@@Lightgame10 Well actually....this shit might just be chinese xD Like who dafuk got time to shave when you're guerilla fighting in trenches
allah akbar
The developer was high af
Forget the phone, Sir that watch is beautiful
What type of watch is that?
What watch is that
@@o0Henry0oits a skeleton mechanical watch
@@alonemusk9201 its a skeleton mechanical watch
@@Vectnormanyes, but what brand and model?
LMAO the startup song had you SEARCHING for words
@@mrgw98 my brain did NOT like reading this sentence whatsoever lol
@@Beancent_ Yeah, I had just woken up and was still half asleep when I wrote that. It definitely needed some word smithing. If you send me the bill, I'll reimburse you for any bleach you bought to cleanse your mind of those atrocities.
@@mrgw98what did you write?
@@Gaurav_kattagyanget a life man 😅
@@markokozaric tf
Razr's been real quiet since this dropped
Cause they have razors
They should make a RAZR razor that comes with the phone or somthing
You mean razer?
@@wright_fhno, they mean razr, razer is the computer brand, motorola is the phone brand that made the razr
@@porgz4694 ohhhh I remember about Motorola Razr
“Let’s give this thing a shot at shaving”
*Pulls down pants*
Ah yes, more than once I felt like shaving in between my phone conversations. 😂
I love how he doesn't even mention the Land Rover branding 😂
Cos its chinese fake
@@danielblyth2841nah companies like CAT make these
@@leopard_2A6-906the CAT ones are real but there's no way Land Rover would associate themselves with something like this
@@oBdurate Land Rover is owned by an Indian company, it isn't a stretch to think they wouldn't care too much if this is made for the Indian domestic market.
They finally figured out how to make the phone even less hygienic
What’s unhygienic about shaving my balls with the thing I use to make my calls?
lol
instead of dick picks
the police found pubes
Song Name: 我在那一角落患過傷風 by Fiona Fung
bing chilling
ching chang uuuuuuuuu
bing chilling
bing chilling
bing chilling
This has to be one of the strangest product combos ever 😂😂😂
Downloaded and saved the video. This will never go away.
Your grandchildren will see what you did.
😂 you too, archiving these mfs videos for future nibbas to discover
Did you shave the video😂
Hahaa brilliant
@@jangolub8240I read your comment, stopped, read it again, sighed,and hit like.
@@tformerdude6788 i could not resist
Bro needs an oscar for just reminding everyone to clear the search history
You searched this?
@@xartisan9063 r/whoosh 🤓
Do you know what a oscar is??
@@liane8178I'd call you what you really are, but it's against TH-cam guidelines.
@@sextwister ok sextwister 👍🏻
That watch looks beautiful!!
It’s a CIGA Design Mechanical Watch Series C Skeleton
That startup ringtone got me😂
This is truly the phone for the guy on the run.
On the run. 😂
underrated
Sold by Saul Goodman
David Goggins
@@madhenjebin9725BRO THIS MADE MY FUCKINY DAY MY GOSH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKINT COMMENT OF ALL TIME DAMNNNN LOVE THIS SHIT ❤❤❤❤❤
Im not buying until Jerry does a ball shaving review with it
😂
We would love to see that
That was funny
WP, SIR!
I just saw it on onlyfans
That Land Rover logo had us all excited.. 😂
They giving us razers in their cellphones and we don't get chargers in our boxes 😂
I hate when I'm on important business calls and realize my arms have gotten far too hairy and must be addressed.
As a Chinese Female professor of Science, this is an actual occurrence for me!
@@Professor-Scientist isn't there a laser treatment to inhibit hair body growth?
@@Professor-Scientist Chinese people are mostly hairless 🤔I'm from Bangladesh🇧🇩 and there isn't a single inch were I'm not hairy 😢😢😢😢😭
@@Mia-Taylor-Love-Livereally expensive 😢
@@Asad-2166but their balls though
"sorry I think the line is cutting out"
*Turns on shaver*
Good one😂
😂
John Travolta used a shaver for 'radioactive interference' while talking to someone in a phone in the movie Broken Arrow
The phone even serenade’s 🎶 you before you shave and Call on the phone 😊😂
We getting out the department store with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Its a range rover you cannot afford it
@@johnkennedysilveira1323😅😂😅😂😅
@@johnkennedysilveira1323 I kind of do not WANT to afford it... It's utterly useless and should not exist lol.
@@johnkennedysilveira1323
Wouldn't want it if it's a Range Rover/Land Rover bloody things leak oil everywhere..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@johnkennedysilveira1323land rover actually, and ratio
I love the random Land Rover packaging. 😂
I guess it’s to say how tough it is like the defenders.
It’s definitely not based on the modern land rovers where you might as well swap an engine every 100k miles
@@bigtitmasterwith the series you could scratch some rust off the engine and hope it'd still work. With modern land rovers you're at least sure it wont
@@diamondcreepah3210 yeah i know. my dad has a 2015 range rover
@@bigtitmasterlol… of course he does… hahaha
I was thinking this too. Even more random lol
I want to know more about that watch!!
I'm kind of late. But it's the ciga design C series automatic mechanical watch. Maybe my brand is a fake. Not sure tbh.
Isn’t it an apple watch with a skeleton background
@@silvakaras I don't know, I might be wrong but it seems like the gears and such in that watch is reflecting light properly.
@@microjiggingthank yoy
It sang so you won't tear it apart. Lol!!!
Imagine you’re at a house party and you hear this boot up song and watch some dude shave in the backyard with this phone.
I just realized the brand is Land Rover 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️🌤🌤🌤🌤🌤🌤⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️🏛🏛🏛🏛🏛
Lmfao. I just want to see the commercial. It could just be a Land Rover commercial where they market both the vehicle and the cell phone/shaver. Rugged man drives his LR Defender off-road cross country to attend his own wedding, naturally, and by the time he arrives he has a beard. Wife is standing there at the altar whispering “where is he?!” and suddenly you hear faint echoes of the boot song on the other side of some bushes. Phones start dinging with an “I’m here” text and, shortly after, ruggedman pops out spick and span with a fresh shave like “let’s get this show on the road” with a wink at the camera. The ceremony ensues and the boot song plays louder, “dadadadada dadadada,” with a fade-out to the Land Rover logo, before a split second clip of the reception with the groom saying “thank god I brought my phone!” and everybody laughing way too hard considering it’s not a funny joke and was likely suggested by an out-of-touch exec.
@@agoogolofgeese That's the most beautiful thing I've read all year. =')
"I can't hear you very well I'm trimming bushes."
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Sugar daddy, Sugar daddy, Sugar daddy, Sugar daddy"
This feels like it came from moon in search of optimus prime
Bro the whole phone got a remix in it 💀
man the whole mf phone IS a remix lmfao
mf boutta sampled by lil Uzi
Landrover & that welcome song when you turn it on 🤣🤣🤣
Better quality than a Land Rover
the startup song is Wo Zai Na Yi Jiao Luo Huan Guo Shang Feng and the part of the song they used is at 00:34
Calling you hero, is an understatement.
Soooo....in short its a piece of Chinese garbage? Nice.
bing chilling my friend
That’s slightly odd information to know but thanks ig?
Yo. I was not expecting someone to give the source for that, but you know what? Kudos to you, pal. Have an amazing day!
Don’t tell me how to live! This is staying in my watch history
🤣
Honestly I want one.
This might be my favourite phone lol
Your pfp 💀 a man of wise taste
Who else bought one just for the jingle it plays when you turn it on?
Finally!! The answer to a problem that has been plaguing my family FOR GENERATIONS!!!!! How are we gonna make a phone call in the middle of the woods while it's pouring down rain and we have to shave our arms at the same time!!! We had almost given up hope of ever finding a product that could solve that problem! Thank you for sharing this!!!!!
This is the phone you call Solid Snake on by entering the Konami code.
“Oh so is it one of those satellite phones?”
*_Built in shaver_*
“What the f-“
Lmfao
This is how you phone looks after installing those shaver apps
Am I the only one who can't stop looking away from the clock? It looks nice
That's actually a popular phone here in Zimbabwe, there's actually another version of that with the brightest flashlights I've ever seen, and yes "flashlights" plural, the other version is a quad sim phone 😅
Handisati ndamboona ineShaver
yea my dad bought this for some reason
4 sims shaver lights ... best for kidnappers , on the run some days of the month.
For anyone wondering the watch is by Ciga Design. I can't find a model name. They are relatively affordable at around ~150$ but not the most reliable. I have one and the weight on the automatic rotor came off and had to be glued back on by a local watchmaker. Apart from that its still running fine and looking cool.
Btw. The crystal is sapphire so it should scratch at level 8 with deeper grooves at level 9!
Thank you! Exactly what I came to the comments for!
Me too😂
Z011-SISI-W3 for the silver version
It's the Series C skeleton watch. It uses a Seagull movement.
Start song name?
My imaginary friend gets to my penthouse and asks for my phone because his cell is uncharged, and while talking, he asks, " Why is your cell smelling this way, what were you doing with it, and I would answer by saying "- I was just shaving my balls with it😂😂😂😂😂😂
The start up music got me laughing my ass off 😂😂 I think I want one now after that😂
That boot up tone was lit. It's something that today's smartphones lack. Talking about that, I really miss the old nokia & samsung boot animation and tones
It would be so awkward in public tho 😅
@@dedly9746 yeah. But still...... It feels a bit bland without start up tones (maybe it's just me)
I remember when the Nokias switched to a start screen with the “Connecting People” animation of a handshake and the Nokia tune jingle. It was early 2000s and it really seemed like the future was here.
If i remember correct,
the Oldschool Nokia had a *WalkieTalkie* function on the Phones. So you can call friends that hade same phone.
@DoNE021 yea sprint ran that stuff, but since sprint doesn't exist anymore, I'm not sure anything with walkie-talkie type use exists anymore.
Song: Darling Darling - Wo Zai Na Yi Jiao Luo Huan Guo Shang Feng (我在那一角落患过伤风)|Fiona Fung
No one wanted the song lmaoo
I swear to god for some reason I've heard this song before, thank you so much for the name! :D
As a half Chinese, this feels nostalgic
@@AfroDyke Not with that attitude
i wanted the song 😂
truly one of the phones of all time
this feels like a cursed phone when the start up tone starts playing
Asians: “this phone is RUGGED so we added in shaver! MANLY!”
Also Asians: “We have this really cute singing chime when you turn it on and cherry blossoms for the background 😊”
Lmfaoooo
😂
It's something Stephen Chow would do
Asians: we rarely need to shave.
I’m pretty sure it’s Japanese cause cherry blossom aesthetic is definitely theirs
Forget about the phone, let’s talk about that watch! That thing is sweet!!!
Looks like an Apple Watch, but maybe retrofitted for analog? Idk
I’m saying tho!!! That mf is sick
It is a Ciga Design Hollow Mechanical Watch
@@ans2021you’re a legend
I thought of this years and years ago! Been waiting for it for so long!!😂👍
You know the phones good when it’s got the curly welcome font and the chipmunks startup tone
The phone even serenade’s 🎶 you before you shave and Call on the phone 😊
Bro! I want that startup ring tone. Sounds absolutely fire🔥
I did some research and found the song ..
It's 我在那一角落患過傷風 by Fiona fung
@@TokitoMuichirou-es6xp yes it's a very old and famous ringtone, but no one could ever remember the song name and the singer most of the time.
it's nolstagic.
darling by fiona fung
@@TokitoMuichirou-es6xp"I got a cold in that corn" according to google
Why on earth do you kids say bro to everything lol I mean at least dude makes more sense unless that shaver/phone is your brother lmfao
This needs its own video!
He did it 5 years ago. Most of the shorts he's been uploading are all clips from old vids. Cheers.
For people who sleep nights at the office, this is perfect.
When the phone malfunctions on call and end up with a new cut
When I was in middle school, our teacher wrote our names on little rocks to mark our seats. I always thought mine kind of looked like a shaver, so often times while waiting for all the kids to enter the classroom and everything, I'd sit there pretending to shave. Now I understand how weird I probably looked.
I’m curious on how often you remember this
Lol funny story, I'm sure you looked strange doing that. But funny strange.
@@layzface7775 meh, once in a while. I used to be one of the weird kids so there's many stories like that lol
@@zupergurkan😂that’s so cute, 😍 hahaha glad us weird kids can finally unite 😂
This is the strangest phone i've seen in ages
that phone welcoming song 🤣
thats what i heard when big truck reversing 🤧🤣 dalah dalah dalah
Can we talk about the fact how cool the Mechanic Applewatch is
For anyone interested, it's a Ciga Design c series
@@AlzhinSon I love you sm
@@AlzhinSon❤
The longer the products musical startup intro the better it is
Da
Dude that shaver actually did a great job
Of course, it's Japanese, not Chinese. Big diff in quality
@@danielkeslerjr4407Oh, so it's not so much for outdoorsmen but for single living in tiny apartments or even pods.
@@danielkeslerjr4407 It's Chinese lmao
The voice 'The Bluetooth device is connected arhhh successfury" came when I watched this lol
I never want to hear that startup ever again
This should also be the tune that welcomes you when you open your diy hummer's doors.
Bro was flabbergasted after that phone did its own intro
Finally a worthy competitor to NOKIA 1100
I can begin to imagine that the authorities in Russia have cellphones with integrated nuclear buttons
The shaver is the only thing this phone has that a Nokia couldn’t get done.
the watch caught my eye . loved it
I didn’t notice the watch till after I read the comment, now I want one
@@elementalmusic1961 i think it's xaiomi ciga .
First time I've seen a fully transparent mechanical watch. And it's shaped like an Apple Watch. What a weird product.
Did you use Gaussian blur to create the shave effect?😂
You've got the same watch as me, Ciga Design, love it
I had one of those Land Rover as my phone back in the day. The model was a black brick phone with the rectangular LCD (or RGB idk) screen as the size of the 2000s Nokia brick. I have to say the phone was bulky and heavy af and it felt like it was pulling my pants down when I put it in the pocket and take a walk.
The phone’s battery was wrapped around an orange label with the capacity 10000 mAh. It took up like 80% of the phone’s volume and weight . It had a USB out port you use for charging other electronics but it sucks @ss anyway.
And my model also had very awkward boot up tune although it was not this tune. You can turn it off in silent mode.
Also you won’t like it when it drops on your face or toe tho
Edit: the model I used didn’t have a shaver tho. But as a guy with quite some hair and beard I think it’s a W to me that they added it
cool anime pic
Is it really from Land Rover?
Why you need it?
you sure 10000 mah in that day?
Free concert as a boot sound 😂😂😂
nokia got a competitor after so long years
You know you got a quality product when your product sings as it boots up.
This is both horrifying and fascinating.
My Gunny Marine recruiter would have sacrificed a poolee for this 😂 dude shaved, drove a van, played Candy Crush, and phoned COs and other Marines at the same time 💀
I don't think the phone can play apps
Lmaooo
🥾👅
“Never buying a phone from temu again” ah phone 💀
Yes this is the type of content I signed for.
Please do a review of the watch you’re wearing
I instantly fell in love
This is a self defence weapon . 😂
a Vape-Cellphone should come Next 💨
JP from Fresh Meat is probably having an aneurysm right now
Lmao I was looking for this comment
Makes me think of that all in one bathroom buddy thing the dad in Gremlins invented
The practical Bathroom Buddy by Peltzer inventions, it includes a toothbrush, a mirror, a shaving razor, a toe nail clipper, a nail file, a dental mirror, a toothpaste dispenser, shaving cream and plus so much more. Peltzer Inventions, fantastic ideas for a fantastic world!
@@Momo_Kawashima The smokeless ashtray actually sounded like a good idea
That welcome song from a rugged phone 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nokia: "Finally, a worty opponent."
Imagine going to shave with your cell phone and that's the sound you hear when you turn on your shaver
imagine your in like the Amazon rainforest being chased by mercenaries or tribal people that want to kill you, and you turn on your phone so you can call for help and it starts to play music
Then u shave ur way to freedom 🦾