@@DSPHistoricalSociety The few times he tries to give a backhand compliments to people he still has to make some excuse for losing. "Oh, he's good! That was a great match but in the end my super didn't come out and it would've worked..." Then when his chat calls out he's being a pissbaby he says "WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOB?! I just said he played good! I wasn't making excuses!"
Why is it impossible for him to accept loss against a better opponent? It happens to everyone. He's been playing video games for 30 years and still acts like a petulant child.
DSP does a random full screen headbutt. The other person sees it coming from a mile away and punishes it "WOW! Random level 3 super!" His brain is as melted as his stroke face.
Man, Dave's fans really are dented. Dave doesn't look like Honda, bc you can tell that Honda has a lot muscle under his flab. Dave's build is more like the stay-puff marshmallow man
I can't stand this bizarre idea he's invented that hits have to be "earned". If your opponent hits you, they fucking hit you. That's it. Either you block them or you don't. It's not their fault that you failed to defend yourself.
He played Jamie and he didn’t do so well with him, nobody else complains about the character, only Dave because he is still traumatized by what ChrisG did to him.
Dave is the true winner bc everyone knows the kid calling out moves & their button preses always wins. Dave used to beg for quarters in front of the SF arcade game. Such a meaningful life Don has
The salt isn't about SF6 though. He's still raging because his pulls were lame last night and he didn't get the Hogan he really wanted after dropping over $1k on Champions.
Whenever someone else uses a super, its "MASH SUPER" or "RANDOM SUPER", but when DSP uses it (which from what I can see he depends ENTIRELY on landing a lvl 3 super to win) it's some skilled part of his master plan.
you know Phil grew up spoiled because of how he tells about that time when his parents didn't get him a Wolverine figurine for christmas like it was an actual childhood trauma story
Ahh yes, the classic DSP complaints during every single fighting game he has touched for the last decade. His moves don't come out, every move the opponent does isn't timed and is "random" or are "safe online moves", and of course the infamous jab is the most overpowered move in every single fighting game and will beat every single move.
Every character phil plays, "they arnt good. The other characters moves are too fast i cant do anything doode" every time phil gets stuck in the corner, "i cant do anything!". But when phil puts someone in the corner they have no problem. Its almost like phil isnt good at this game or something.
2:25 "He just threw it out, hoping for a hit!" 4th place at evo, played SF2 in the arcades, doesn't know what hitconfirming and poking are. Shoutouts to the good samaritan Jamie player.
The best part is the projection. DSP calls Kens super punish spam. But Phil is repeatedly spamming jab hand slap over and over again and it’s not a safe block string. So when the opponent in real time is watching the spam and figures out the window to punish it and then next string unloads on that window DSP has his mind blown. He really thought he was gonna be able to repeat that unsafe block string to victory. Gin brain.
"He's mashing in the corner! Wtf?" As Phil is mashing a thousand hands against the guy who is in said corner. The opponent had lvl 3 and said "Enough of this shit!" and KO'd Phil right there. That Ken is my hero.
Lemme get this straight... when he LOSES its Net code- Lag- Cheap moves- Guy Sucks (but still wins)- There Characters Are Better- Dropped Input- "I Didn't Do Anything"- BUT when HE WINS... he's the best video game fighter in this Green earth 🌎
He always acts like the game just makes up whatever moves it wants to do, not that he is inputting the wrong moves. How can anyone watch him and believe him
I haven’t watched this channel in like two years. I come back, same old Phil. His brain is so hard wired to blame, whine, and divert. It’s horrifying and amazing all at the same time. I’d just die if once, ONCE, he says “oh my bad”, or “shucks I messed that up”. Truly fascinating from a mental health perspective.
I think you misunderstand what’s going on. Phil has said these excuses for 15 years. So he’s had a lot of practice coming up with them. Don’t let him fool you.
Just knowing in general sumo culture you'd know how rad and how loved they are. Phils not loved like that, not even by the wallets he calls his parents.
people that think sumo wrestlers are fat make me mad. they’re full of muscle. E-honda has a mentality phil wishes he had. to him losing is just progress towards your next win
Look, I get DSP is washed up and doesn't play fighting games like he used to(I'm not going to imply he played at a high-level, because that's giving him too much credit on the count he played on easy mode SF2 during tourneys and won). However, his criticisms and pointing out of things happening against his matches with a Jamie player is incredibly infantile. When he complains about getting hit, he's getting hit by attacks that reach his hurtbox(ex. overhead kick when DSP crouched, sliding kick when DSP does standing crouch). I know fihgting games on a VERY basic level, and even I can assess what I'm seeing. Dave is just full of it. "Random moves." ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
Bruh what do you mean random this or that. Dsp wants all oponent moves telegraphed 5 second in advance with rainbow coloured full screen qtes or what lmao?
Yea he knows it’s in the game. He hates it bc he gets hit by it all the time. So never uses it himself bc the move ruins the game. DSP is making the game pure by only using SF2 tech.
Just like that LTG Chump He’s got that pathetic, defensive, needs excuses mindset from the get go 😂 He thinks having the SF lingo let’s him talk his way outve being hopeless 😂
He’s gone so toxic, it just seems like he’s never played a street fighter. Like at 9:33, the ken literally jumps so the command grab would miss regardless of whether it was in range.
Because he's not bad at all, he's been playing this game since the 1920's, it's funny that he can't stop making excuses and saying other people spam when he does the same.
Dent Syde Pig Roach repeats the same move and is surprised that he got hit with a super (8:53). (Update) That horse lover spammed Honda's slaps at least 5 times.
Literally tells in Honda guides to be careful if people start parrying buttstomps. DSP? "Dood I don't have charge to EX headbutt the stomps, I can't do anything!"
This is funny because Phil just said, "you have to be a good loser before you can be a winner". Toxicity ensues from the King of Hypocrisy.
He's never once lost with class
@@DSPHistoricalSociety not once in his whole life, otherwise he wouldnt have a wolverine figure story.
@@DSPHistoricalSociety The few times he tries to give a backhand compliments to people he still has to make some excuse for losing. "Oh, he's good! That was a great match but in the end my super didn't come out and it would've worked..." Then when his chat calls out he's being a pissbaby he says "WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOB?! I just said he played good! I wasn't making excuses!"
"Random lv 3 super!" How the fuck was it random, a blind man could see you comin with Honda's headbutt.
😂
Random just means he failed to react.
@@babylonastronaut and he never does random supers
@@jordandennis6794 oh he's a masher for sure.
I was about to say this like bruh that headbutt was not safe he had all the time for that input.
I could insult his low intelligence once again, but this IS the same guy who tried to outrun lightning with a horse so I'm tapped out.
With a metal sword and shield LOL
He did say he tried to block a Raging Demon in 3rd Strike.
Weird how only Phil has these issues...
ALMOST AS IF.....
♿️♿️♿️♿️🍒🍒🍒🍒 *FIXED*
He did nothing wrong. He did everything right.
Impossible!
Everyone has issues like this DSP just likes to complain about it
Why is it impossible for him to accept loss against a better opponent? It happens to everyone. He's been playing video games for 30 years and still acts like a petulant child.
Cause he did everything right dood and did nothing wrong dood!
@@Ashkihyenaat any moment, he can pick up a controller, and play at a professional level.
@@bdsp7268 If you want to know the truth, he’s one of the best gamers in the country.
I have NEVER seen him concede and acknowledge the other player is better. Not once.
because its a narcissist
DSP does a random full screen headbutt. The other person sees it coming from a mile away and punishes it "WOW! Random level 3 super!" His brain is as melted as his stroke face.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It isn't a stroke face. He just got punched in the mouth so many times he has nerve damage!
It's Bell's Palsy not stroke
You can tell he never once looked at the frame data, ever.
@@ForestOfSleep never. But he will parrot terms he's heard without knowing what they mean like "frame trap", "start up" and so on.
Man, Dave's fans really are dented. Dave doesn't look like Honda, bc you can tell that Honda has a lot muscle under his flab. Dave's build is more like the stay-puff marshmallow man
That’s an insult to Stay-Puft.
Honda is fucking built compared to the gout roach. Also Stay-Puft is goat.
Honda leaves the house more than once a week too
id love to see Phil even try to punch that fast for a whole minute lol
Sumos get money legit. Phil doesn’t.
Its not his fault, his fight stick is a detractor and doesnt telepathically connect with him to put out what he meant to do
🤣🤣🤣
I imagine even if the fight stick is connected to his brain, he would still suck.
Every controller I've ever used drops 80% of the inputs too. They really should make them more reliable dood!
Every time I see DSP vs. that Jamie character I am reminded of the 13-0 beat down by NYChrisG and it puts a smile on my face.
I'm not caught up on this lore lol
Ahh the Perfect Legend
@@billybobbobson3797
Just look up "SF6 DSP vs. NYChrisG"
It's GLORIOUS
@@billybobbobson3797 it was so bad, chris was questioning if he ever played any street fighter game. he was glorious!
@@billybobbobson3797 you need to watch it. It was beautiful
I can't stand this bizarre idea he's invented that hits have to be "earned". If your opponent hits you, they fucking hit you. That's it. Either you block them or you don't. It's not their fault that you failed to defend yourself.
15 years of excuses
He played Jamie and he didn’t do so well with him, nobody else complains about the character, only Dave because he is still traumatized by what ChrisG did to him.
His opponents reaction when they see they're about to fight DSP:
*DEVOUR*
Dave is the true winner bc everyone knows the kid calling out moves & their button preses always wins. Dave used to beg for quarters in front of the SF arcade game. Such a meaningful life Don has
to be fair it does work, its the basis of a lot of cults and their charismatic leaders who can BS well. He just cant control anyone outside the bubble
He's still at Level One
@Lorenzo Corona but Dave didn't do nuthin wrong! Don't be a hater, Bill has been spamming TH-cam Video for 15 years.
@@Pescatore I'm not a hater. I'm just an analyzer x3
@@TheLaurelCrown Ban ban ban ban.....gone.....forever.....
There it is the salt. The delicious saaallt
The salt isn't about SF6 though. He's still raging because his pulls were lame last night and he didn't get the Hogan he really wanted after dropping over $1k on Champions.
“All I can taste is salt”
“Oh the salty tears!”
@@crazyworld54321 Now those are some bugged mechanics, and he loves them.
Whenever someone else uses a super, its "MASH SUPER" or "RANDOM SUPER", but when DSP uses it (which from what I can see he depends ENTIRELY on landing a lvl 3 super to win) it's some skilled part of his master plan.
Whenever he does anything, it's skill. When someone else does anything, it's luck or random. He's a pure narcissist.
Or just tries to trap someone in the corner and spam the same move over and over again then gets pisses when his opponent times a super.
What a scrub.....he gives Honda a bad name.
When you have to frantically explain why you didn’t get outplayed, you got outplayed.
U got HELLA outplayed
Phil's signature move is the Hundred Hand Slap (of excuses)
The hundred HAYUND BAYUN
DSP's dad must be so proud of the man he's become.
you know Phil grew up spoiled because of how he tells about that time when his parents didn't get him a Wolverine figurine for christmas like it was an actual childhood trauma story
I don't think he's parents, apparently he was grown in a petri dish.
Ahh yes, the classic DSP complaints during every single fighting game he has touched for the last decade. His moves don't come out, every move the opponent does isn't timed and is "random" or are "safe online moves", and of course the infamous jab is the most overpowered move in every single fighting game and will beat every single move.
0:37 wasn’t random my dude he legit baited him because DSP is still in the old head mindset that spamming moves in the old days worked but they don’t
Fullscreen flying headbutt, and he thinks its random
Every character phil plays, "they arnt good. The other characters moves are too fast i cant do anything doode" every time phil gets stuck in the corner, "i cant do anything!". But when phil puts someone in the corner they have no problem. Its almost like phil isnt good at this game or something.
"Its not skillful"
I *love* this excuse
The rant that follows it is gold
Yet plays every street fighter game that comes out lol
Clearly means skill is not required to beat DSP.
41 year old man with no friends.
He should save his breath and put button inputs on screen. Also switch to jaime. I dont want to hear how cheap he is. show me.
he cant cry drahpped inputs that way, plus max does it and is successful, we dont want that.
Did he say... PATTERNED BUTTON MASHING!???? That may be the dumbest thing he's said EVER
2:25 "He just threw it out, hoping for a hit!" 4th place at evo, played SF2 in the arcades, doesn't know what hitconfirming and poking are. Shoutouts to the good samaritan Jamie player.
Lmao the Ken fight was hilarious. Spams a move in a corner, means to span again but gets super countered and gets mad that it was a “random” super.
The best part is the projection. DSP calls Kens super punish spam. But Phil is repeatedly spamming jab hand slap over and over again and it’s not a safe block string. So when the opponent in real time is watching the spam and figures out the window to punish it and then next string unloads on that window DSP has his mind blown. He really thought he was gonna be able to repeat that unsafe block string to victory. Gin brain.
Two days after launch and we already have all the hit's like droped imputs, magic jabs and droped moves. And it is all game's fault ofc.
Not a good time to play the DSP drinking game, unless you like hospitals
@@boozypixels I'm polish so even thene I should be ok but it would be a waste of alcohol.
Is he actually wearing a fedora, unironically?
It's kind od impressive that he can play and rant hysterically at the same time 🤣
All this sodium is pure, direct from the well
"He's mashing in the corner! Wtf?" As Phil is mashing a thousand hands against the guy who is in said corner. The opponent had lvl 3 and said "Enough of this shit!" and KO'd Phil right there. That Ken is my hero.
I haven’t played a street fighter game since number 4 over 12 years ago.
But I’m sure I could take DSP.
1993 here
You could probably beat him by mashing alone because he doesn't know how to counter it.
It's like he has excuse tourettes syndrome playing Street Fighter 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
They come out before he even processes what happened.
Omg it's 2009 all over again.
Best SF Player in the US
“At any moment I can pick up a controller and play any game at a professional level”
"I ahm a former pro Street Fighter player *snort* mmkay?"
Highest ranked US player
I bet that Fill isn't even the best SF player in his condo.
Jeez, both Phil and LTG hate Jaime, something about him must be just perfect to piss them both off.
“I don’t know why I got hit.” Because it’s a fighting game?
The most unfair matchup: Honda vs Honda
Hope that 1k was worth it Raxxor…
0:51 Oh look,🧂as what’s coming out anytime Phil plays any Street Fighter.
9:05
"Mash! Mash in the corner!"
Yes you were, that's why the calculated level 3 hit you. LOL
And here we go. Let's see how long your donation lasts Jaxx, before the first "slow" day. Hope it was worth it.
It didn’t least at all, he already spent it on Champions as TJ Gamebox already showed.
What do you mean by "random level 3 super"? He was clearly baiting you into using the torpedo again and kicked your face in.
Lemme get this straight... when he LOSES its
Net code-
Lag-
Cheap moves-
Guy Sucks (but still wins)-
There Characters Are Better-
Dropped Input-
"I Didn't Do Anything"-
BUT when HE WINS... he's the best video game fighter in this Green earth 🌎
Basically, here's a whiny baby.
I have never heard a "Pro Fighting Game Player" say "I Didn't Want That".
He always acts like the game just makes up whatever moves it wants to do, not that he is inputting the wrong moves. How can anyone watch him and believe him
I haven’t watched this channel in like two years. I come back, same old Phil.
His brain is so hard wired to blame, whine, and divert.
It’s horrifying and amazing all at the same time. I’d just die if once, ONCE, he says “oh my bad”, or “shucks I messed that up”.
Truly fascinating from a mental health perspective.
8:54 blame yourself for trying to scrub out the ken player DSP!
DSP is the type of guy to slip on ice during a winter storm and blame it on his neighbors not salting his driveway
Dam he has something against jabs the salt level is amazing is anyone keeping score on how his win ratio is going?
I love him saying "I asked for x, the game gave me y!" Like theres some clerk inside his ps5 that messed up the paperwork
I know people shit on DSP for his skill but its hard to come up with that many excuses in such a short window. Hes got game.
I think you misunderstand what’s going on. Phil has said these excuses for 15 years. So he’s had a lot of practice coming up with them. Don’t let him fool you.
DSP is gay.
He's gay he's gay he's gay.....totally gay.
All jokes aside there is STRONG evidence pointing that Philburt may actually legitimately be gay 😂 wonder how his horse will feel
@@zeedude8026 Only he'd choose a horse as a beard
When opponent does 50% it's "LOOK AT THE DAMAGE, HALF OF MY HEALTH OUT OF RANDOM HIT", but when he does it "this is gonna do no damage"
Whoa whoa whoa... Don't be dissing Honda. Honda is alpha male. DSP isn't even on the scale
Rage/Wage quit soon. Calling it
exactly! Honda has huge muscles. Pigroach is just a bag of goo and bones.
Just knowing in general sumo culture you'd know how rad and how loved they are. Phils not loved like that, not even by the wallets he calls his parents.
He doesn't bother to learn any new mechanics, and the gap will be very apparent very soon
people that think sumo wrestlers are fat make me mad. they’re full of muscle.
E-honda has a mentality phil wishes he had. to him losing is just progress towards your next win
Nah, he'll be doing this well into his 60s at least
He got so mad over the E Honda comment LMAO
1$ tip got the maximum salt, bravo whoever tipped
Look, I get DSP is washed up and doesn't play fighting games like he used to(I'm not going to imply he played at a high-level, because that's giving him too much credit on the count he played on easy mode SF2 during tourneys and won). However, his criticisms and pointing out of things happening against his matches with a Jamie player is incredibly infantile. When he complains about getting hit, he's getting hit by attacks that reach his hurtbox(ex. overhead kick when DSP crouched, sliding kick when DSP does standing crouch). I know fihgting games on a VERY basic level, and even I can assess what I'm seeing. Dave is just full of it. "Random moves." ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
"Wow random level 3 super" is this gout ridden slob serious? They reacted to his full screen headbutt but they're the one who is random?
Lol. His feelings so got hurt when they said he looked like E Honda. I love it. 😂
I would love to see him play the original text version of Zork. He would lose his mind. What am I saying? He would last five minutes.
*button press sound* [COUNTER HIT] Phil: "I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!"
Bruh what do you mean random this or that. Dsp wants all oponent moves telegraphed 5 second in advance with rainbow coloured full screen qtes or what lmao?
Phil needs to teach a course or write a book... on the art of justification and cope
"There's no skill there" 🤔 🤔 🤔 - So, by his own statement, he gets annihilated by skill-less players. #Snort 🐽
DSP's "No Drive Rush" Challenge is really impressive, to be honest. Does he know DR is in the game?
He does not. He doesn't bother to learn any new mechanics and then complains about it not being SF2
It's just classic DSP style. He just refuses to learn anything new.
Nope. If he did, he might actually win more.
It wasn't in Super Turbo so no, he doesn't. This is standard, he played SFV without ever using V meter for anything either.
Yea he knows it’s in the game. He hates it bc he gets hit by it all the time. So never uses it himself bc the move ruins the game. DSP is making the game pure by only using SF2 tech.
Just like that LTG Chump He’s got that pathetic, defensive, needs excuses mindset from the get go 😂
He thinks having the SF lingo let’s him talk his way outve being hopeless 😂
Loving the melted Al Capone butter sculpture cosplay, stroke-face. Very nice.
You can literally hear DSP bumping the restrictor plate on his joystick while he's getting comboed "I DIDNT DO THATTTTT"
I absolutely love hearing Phil say "all of that off one hit"...Its called a combo Phil, things you NEVER do.
"throws out a random move" "He counters everything I do, Its not skill"
He’s gone so toxic, it just seems like he’s never played a street fighter.
Like at 9:33, the ken literally jumps so the command grab would miss regardless of whether it was in range.
It’s so weird seeing dsp play a modern street fighter rather than staying in his pram in SF2
“I don’t have to read your tip I’ll read what ever I want.”
My mommy Marisa kicking Dave's ass. I'm surprised he did not complain about her insane damage output.
Also his misspelling of "Oicho Throw" hurts me.
Seeing my girl Marisa caving his face in made me smile. He doesn't know how to deal with her at all.
Mr. Low T Noodle Arms wishes he had the muscle definition Honda brings to the table.
I love that he got beaten by Honda after bashing the character lol
I knew that false sense of talent and skill would come crashing down after day 1
8:55 He sure stays quiet for being cheap until they break out of it
1:56 someone's never heard of spacing and not throwing out the same pattern. That Jamie read that second input of MP hard. How could he not?
You would never know a stranger gave him 1000 dollars yesterday based on his personality and mood here.
Maybe he didn't get any Hogans in his pulls.
Obama: "You didn't build that."
Phil: "You didn't earn that."
Lmao, he literally said, "What that GOOD HONDA did to me". He openly admits he's trash 🤣🤣🤣
Take a shot everytime he says “I didn’t do that”
Could be the quickest ragequit yet
How did he manage to get to Diamond rank?
Because he's not bad at all, he's been playing this game since the 1920's, it's funny that he can't stop making excuses and saying other people spam when he does the same.
I dont think he is, the matchmaking is just pairing him against them, yesterday he kept whining THEYRE PLAT
Beating scrubs and getting lucky. Luck is the only thing he’s good with.
Got lucky beating scrubs with a scrub killer character
As time goes on he will demote
@@enigmaticheart666 As times goes he won't be playing the game anymore
OMG GOD BLESS YOU MEMOLOGY THIS WAS PURE JOY😅🤣😂
Catroller's gonna have a field day.
I love his “How do you do, fellow kids?”-hipster hat.
Dent Syde Pig Roach repeats the same move and is surprised that he got hit with a super (8:53).
(Update)
That horse lover spammed Honda's slaps at least 5 times.
Something oddly nice about him keeping all of his old coping catchphrases
"Random super"
With the Carmen Scam-Diego hat.
Please keep doing these Memeology! I havent been this entertained since RE2 Remake lol
imagine your Kat sitting crying in the livingroom knowing your stuck and you hear "Bullshit! i don't know why i got hit"
I know, imagine her sitting there and DSP goes into an anti-drama rant or a massive ack attack. She must be tying the noose at that point.
*LMAO THE THUMBNAIL* 😂😂😂
He makes the same complaints for 20 years lol
DSP thinks using his cheesy moves with Blanka and E Honda would work guess again 😂😂🤣🤣
Literally tells in Honda guides to be careful if people start parrying buttstomps. DSP? "Dood I don't have charge to EX headbutt the stomps, I can't do anything!"