When You're A White Dude From The Hood. Myles Weber

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  • @brandonk8948
    @brandonk8948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    Green Lantern: "Sry kid, I'm on break."
    I died.

    • @garrettmartin4750
      @garrettmartin4750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "That's Superman's ride... you're gonna have to go find him...." amazing. My heroXD

  • @fsttag1
    @fsttag1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7373

    His description of what he looks like is spot on

    • @apegaming2176
      @apegaming2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Yah like the first thing I noticed was his like Ryan Reynalds like facial structure

    • @polycatmagic1236
      @polycatmagic1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He also kinda looks like Dylan O'brien to me

    • @apegaming2176
      @apegaming2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@polycatmagic1236 now sense I know who tf Dylan O’Brian is yes he does

    • @mslettucebfrank
      @mslettucebfrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Right! Each time he came up with another name I was like, ‘yup, I can see it.’

    • @LINCOLNWHITBY
      @LINCOLNWHITBY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Randy orton from the side

  • @mandlerparr1
    @mandlerparr1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2045

    lol, I was at Walmart and some guy kept yelling "Marco" and the only thing that stopped me from yelling "polo" was that I could tell he was calling for a kid.

    • @graceamerican3558
      @graceamerican3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @marissa0894
      @marissa0894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Same! A teen daughter was looking for her mom calling “Marco!” I answered “Polo, oh sorry” lmaooo

    • @aaronpowell7608
      @aaronpowell7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Come to Australia. We do that even if they ARE looking for their kid... 😝🤣

    • @niftytheundying
      @niftytheundying 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marissa0894 Marco is a girl name?

    • @marissa0894
      @marissa0894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@niftytheundying I didn’t know it at the time I responded until her mom walked around the corner looking at me funny

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    I love that his teacher was so encouraging of his sense of humor. He was probably a huge handful, but instead of thinking of him as an annoying student, she gave him a healthy expression for his wit and energy.
    He and I are similar in age and I like his set a lot XD

    • @mylesweberjoker
      @mylesweberjoker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She most certainly did that!

    • @michellekeith5602
      @michellekeith5602 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      She's one of those teachers that deserve the salary professional athletes make for running around a field because she actually saves lives 💯❤️❤️

  • @nervousnori
    @nervousnori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    “Every snort is a fart that wasn’t!”
    I love this man 😂 😂 💕

  • @Z4J3B4NT
    @Z4J3B4NT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3973

    If Deadpool and Cable had a son, this would be him.

  • @annoqed2021
    @annoqed2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3950

    “There’s no walk for a cure for ADD, which is such a shame because it would be such a short walk.” OMG WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY

    • @internetowl8866
      @internetowl8866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Could u explain it?
      Tq😄

    • @greyprice8167
      @greyprice8167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@internetowl8866 everyone would lose focus and do something else

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@greyprice8167 or forget the walk they're taking and using the OcD walk to make sure that they have everything organized.

    • @pahvalrehljkov
      @pahvalrehljkov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@internetowl8866 they would walk 5 min then go home start a new hobi that has a potential to be a profession until a name of a new anime pops up somewhere and they become die hard fan...

    • @rebrock67
      @rebrock67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      SQUIRREL!!!

  • @theeyeofra7368
    @theeyeofra7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    I love the double meaning on the “have you checked the pool?”

    • @twitchoru3745
      @twitchoru3745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I dont get it????? pls explain

    • @NBFAN00B
      @NBFAN00B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@twitchoru3745 Water Polo is a sport played in pools. Also the obvious Marco Polo joke.
      When I was a kid I also played Marco Polo in the pool with my friends.
      Kids also would probably have a hard time resisting the urge to yell Polo back at the person since they might not understand the gravity of a missing child that unfortunately has the first name Marco.
      At least that’s how I interpreted it anyway. Could be wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️.

    • @sillywamosir
      @sillywamosir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@twitchoru3745
      1. it's a Marco Polo joke (the swimming pool game, not the explorer).
      2. maybe the kid didn't answer because he drowned.

    • @chopper2016
      @chopper2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@twitchoru3745 marco polo is usually played in the pool, and tons of kids are lost each year due to accidental drowning in pools

    • @ouimetco
      @ouimetco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya that was well written. Double entondra

  • @2ndmoon
    @2ndmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “Every snort was a fart that wasn’t” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope someone puts this in a fortune cookie

    • @trusailietazperlinski4717
      @trusailietazperlinski4717 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Been snorting for like 12 years now.. soooo.. lol. That's probably a great investment for ulcers of the nose.. ya know for every snort that wasn't...

  • @diz_-4167
    @diz_-4167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    That bit about Target/retail couldn't have been more spot on. Man, that one really hit home considering I worked there through high school and part of college. Everything Myles said was my Target experience except for getting fired, I quit.

  • @igotyoulolz
    @igotyoulolz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    This is the first time I've seen this guy, he is incredibly funny.

    • @blamemama
      @blamemama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Look him up online.

    • @jasminecherry892
      @jasminecherry892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm dying 😂😂😂

    • @tobyoldaker736
      @tobyoldaker736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is really funny! love the dog story & the superhero & Marco jokes were hellacious

    • @oregonsnob31
      @oregonsnob31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same!!!

    • @sashalanier594
      @sashalanier594 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a first for me and I'm like, "noooo!!!!" This is great

  • @NorcalNoise
    @NorcalNoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    "I'm from the hood in 707 where there's an amusement park." VALLEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    • @joshtiscareno1312
      @joshtiscareno1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yuuuuup. The rest of the 707 is pretty swanky, but Vallejo is a shithole.

    • @HoneyGoldJasmine
      @HoneyGoldJasmine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yaaaasss Vallejo 🥰

    • @WMG707
      @WMG707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeeeee

    • @ericsscout
      @ericsscout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      From Vallejo also. Glad to be FROM

    • @its__destiny
      @its__destiny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha good call!

  • @melocoton7
    @melocoton7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2906

    if someone told me he is Ryan Reynolds brother or cousin, I would absolutely believe it :D

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that part killed me lol

    • @morgandavey2005
      @morgandavey2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Until you hear him talk.

    • @joshrice033
      @joshrice033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dye that mop blonde, he is Zack from Saved by the Bell.

    • @seahawks5725
      @seahawks5725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's funny that u should say that! This is Ryan Reynolds Brother/Cousin!

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or Josh Brolins nephew!

  • @krrishkrrishna7735
    @krrishkrrishna7735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Dude, you are definitely what happens on freaky Friday when Dave Chappell wakes up as Ryan Reynolds .

  • @mylesweberjoker
    @mylesweberjoker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Filming a 2nd Special in October! Keep your eyes peeled!

  • @yabuzagardens366
    @yabuzagardens366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    I really like his voice, he could be a voice in movies & cartoons

    • @Elyricist746
      @Elyricist746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I can see him doing a cartoon...something like Ed, Edd, and Eddy

    • @misbahailia3345
      @misbahailia3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Elyricist746 Argh, I remember that cartoon. I'd watch it when there was nothing else on TV.

    • @misbahailia3345
      @misbahailia3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      His voice, is animated movie material. Is voice is too good for TV.

    • @chironatlas5868
      @chironatlas5868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do some work with Chapelle. There ss an undertone there.

    • @Basgerin
      @Basgerin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's like a mix between Master Shake and Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Especially when Shake rants, or Meatwad goes high pitched. That's what he sounds like to me.

  • @VidWatcher01
    @VidWatcher01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Jim Carrey + Ryan Reynolds= Johnny Bravo!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Sarah Alderman Ryan Reynolds wasn't even in the Notebook, that was Ryan Gosling. Ryan Reynolds is a comedy actor.

    • @VidWatcher01
      @VidWatcher01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sarah Alderman I'm making a reference to the joke he made in the beginning.

    • @sindeelacefield2995
      @sindeelacefield2995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sarah Alderman yepperdoodles.
      Carey condemned

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Sarah Alderman It's not sarcasm to use the wrong person's name. Maybe it was meant to be a joke, but without verbal reinforcement it just looks like you were wrong, not like you were trying to be funny.
      While we're at it, he was the lead role in two movies that grossed close to a billion dollars in the box office alone.

    • @clyde._
      @clyde._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sarah Alderman oh.... you was joking?

  • @shazp7915
    @shazp7915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Wonderful that he paid homage to a teacher who saw his potential and harnessed it. I loved every bit of it- especially the parts with the ADD walk and the belly button 😂

  • @WorthyMissJ
    @WorthyMissJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "We lost it" and "The war"and "We already cut off one of his legs. I dont know what else to do."... OMG! I'm dying!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sergevtorino
    @sergevtorino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Just discovered Myles, he is so cool and charismatic I was literally dying from laughs. ❤

  • @RegGularGuy
    @RegGularGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    I for one, am extremely happy he didn't take the entire "I'm from the hood so I gotta act super ghetto" approach. Like a LOT of white hood comics do. Loved his material. Keep grindin, bro!!

    • @enough_is_enough5131
      @enough_is_enough5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      THANK YOU! Exactly! Still funny without the nonsense!

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're kinda like the other 1.2k folks that have expressed their discomfort with his "look" in the most passive aggressive way. It's okay. No one's gonna judge you for laughing at quality comedy, regardless of how they look/act.

    • @RegGularGuy
      @RegGularGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@ledarbyromeo9667 I said absolutely nothing about his look. Are you ok?

    • @em6705
      @em6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ledarbyromeo9667 why are you so pressed?

    • @bebeade71
      @bebeade71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I see that if he was from the hood and "acted ghetto" I personally would not have had an issue bc its nature vs nurture. You are what your environment is. It would be totally plausible if he dressed, spoke, and acted like how he grew up. People need to know the difference between a product of environment and a person like Awkwafina who makes money off of a culture she was never apart of

  • @SuperJ213
    @SuperJ213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "We already cut off one of his legs so he'd make less noise..." Too good!

  • @timothywilliams300
    @timothywilliams300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Omg “we already cut his leg off What else do you want us to do” 😂😂😂😂😂 that was absolutely perfect this guy is fantastic thanks Drybar

  • @chrismose3252
    @chrismose3252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I proceeded to start big girl crying immediately" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikeprasad9899
      @mikeprasad9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mascara ran . Too funny

  • @oplap6269
    @oplap6269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Seriously, dry bar has some of the funniest comedians I've ever seen.

  • @francoisberkinjr5088
    @francoisberkinjr5088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I'd never thought I'd say that but clean comedy is very hilarious 😂

    • @joywolf83
      @joywolf83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's harder to do imo

    • @JohnSmith-pe6wo
      @JohnSmith-pe6wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joywolf83 not

    • @petek.3090
      @petek.3090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bryan Regan

    • @benward6017
      @benward6017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is so good because he's clean but there's and darkness to some of his jokes and you're right, it's genius.

    • @andrewt.5567
      @andrewt.5567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Either is fine, but too many over use swearing as a crutch.

  • @SayHelloToOblivion
    @SayHelloToOblivion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Lovvvve him! I was literally in tears!
    Love his facial expressions, too.🤣👏👏👏
    Thank you to little 8 year old Myles’ teacher for encouraging him.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      by the end of his set, my wife and i could hardly breathe from laughing so hard. this guy nailed it

  • @iamgazz2756
    @iamgazz2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    This guy needs a Netflix special! Snort laughing - check. Hot chocolate coming out my nose - check.

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This guy should go back to being a cart boy at target.

    • @Dawnslight16
      @Dawnslight16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sounds painful

    • @regal2424
      @regal2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Don’t Even and you should go back to being miserable

    • @MisstressMourtisha
      @MisstressMourtisha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every snort is a fart that wasn't 😅

    • @sarochiel
      @sarochiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dawnslight16 Especially when there's marshmallows. 😩

  • @Chuiquis101
    @Chuiquis101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Watching this while going through one of life's hard times and you just made me crack up and feel joy thank dude

  • @rainyrose669
    @rainyrose669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My personal opinion this should have way more than 2million views he's straight up hilarious 😂

    • @YTVenomGaming91
      @YTVenomGaming91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just saw him on the cruise this week. Very funny.

  • @lyneenovah3094
    @lyneenovah3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    I don’t know who eco is but he sold you a ugly watch 😩😂😂😂

    • @geraldineanang7701
      @geraldineanang7701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I just got to this part and laughed out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @clyde._
      @clyde._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joke did not really land.
      1 - This watch is eco friendly.
      2 - Who is eco?
      Like, what? Does not really make sense but as long as we are here to laugh I will laugh about it?
      1 - This watch is eco friendly.
      2 - something something... just making me mad.

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@clyde._ what are you saying kuz

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Girls like her Eat Ramen Raw Cuz Her Momma is asleep all day .
      Yes , that is a thing i've seen boys and girls do .

    • @Son.D.Lollipop
      @Son.D.Lollipop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@clyde._ so because you didn’t get the joke that means it didn’t land? Pretty sure the entire audience disagrees with you

  • @tinyghostahmi
    @tinyghostahmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Probably one of the funniest dry bar shows. Can’t wait to see more from him!

    • @blamemama
      @blamemama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Look him up online. Myles Weber. He started in Vallejo and I think he lives in Nevada now. Good dude.

    • @JaeDee66
      @JaeDee66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I haven’t laughed yet but hopefully it gets better

    • @Eyes_Unclouded
      @Eyes_Unclouded 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💜

  • @WindyCtyLola
    @WindyCtyLola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    How is this the first time I’m experiencing this comedic gold??!!

    • @KTK01
      @KTK01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All drybar comedy is golden tbh

  • @stubmow1567
    @stubmow1567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I really really really really want this man to get a full length comedy special he is SO FUNNY!!

  • @DrSass-gd1bl
    @DrSass-gd1bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Right, I didn't hold in my laughter... But my laughter turned into silent laughter, which turned into wheezing for air, which turned into my roommate handing me an inhaler. It was great.

  • @Reneesaidit
    @Reneesaidit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    He looks like a grown up Jimmy Neutron

    • @Tecolote91
      @Tecolote91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      More like a Jimmy Neutron that tried meth at 14.

    • @gailboer3093
      @gailboer3093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He looks like the grown up version of Jimmy Neutron if their parents never returned. 😂

    • @gailboer3093
      @gailboer3093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Axel Leon what's flixzone

    • @Reneesaidit
      @Reneesaidit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tecolote91 😂😂😂

    • @samdaiker7203
      @samdaiker7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He sounds like Sheen

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    His voice and accent is very distinctive, and that's an asset yo! I hope this funny dude will make it big...and I will recognize him talking even before I see him. 🤣👍

    • @dantemiller7395
      @dantemiller7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pp6ìkk

    • @somemoresomewhere1262
      @somemoresomewhere1262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Like a mash-up of his influences.

    • @misbahailia3345
      @misbahailia3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His voice, sounds like someone has a sore throat and a blocked nose. But won't ever let that break his confidence. So he's nice and loud. 👌

    • @haroldfrets5468
      @haroldfrets5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not going far.,.....not even funny enough

    • @brandyboriskin1092
      @brandyboriskin1092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      have you not heard the gay accent

  • @CatCairns
    @CatCairns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Bro in the heat of your snort set, I had a FIT I COULDNT STOP SNORTING & then you said “you don’t do it once, you do it 37 times” and I stopped breathing for a second 😭

    • @prospect689
      @prospect689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      snort laughing is adorable when women do it and get so embarrassed

    • @djbeezy
      @djbeezy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelammons2350 Calm down.

  • @christophermartin5744
    @christophermartin5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was great. It was funny, well rounded, and I feel... sorta great afterwards. I like it when comedians acknowledge how fun it is to be there. It's therapeutically hilarious.

  • @mjmaccabee7252
    @mjmaccabee7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "A laugh like Eddie Murphy had a baby with a seal" exactly describes Jimmy Carr's laugh.

  • @smokeyninja9920
    @smokeyninja9920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I almost died at the reaction to the neighbor.
    And the bellybutton. Gold

    • @ninaboosexy
      @ninaboosexy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dead snorted and then thought of the snorting joke and died some more!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @iluvtacos1231
    @iluvtacos1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    This is one of the tightest sets of comedy I've seen anywhere.

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then you haven’t seen much comedy!! 🤣🤣

    • @iluvtacos1231
      @iluvtacos1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've seen quite a bit, hence my comment.

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iluvtacos1231 then you have very poor taste, my friend

    • @iluvtacos1231
      @iluvtacos1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Do...do you even know what I meant by this being a tight set? Because I don't think you do.
      All his jokes flow very well, very few ums or uhhs, good set ups, follow throughs, and call backs.
      Solid set and was nicely done.

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iluvtacos1231 like I said, watch REAL comedians. This guy lacks confidence.
      Maybe he didn’t say “um,” (🙄) but he is unoriginal and a hack.
      But you are entitled to your opinion. And I should think that I am entitled to mine. But I wouldn’t hire him, nor pay to see him.

  • @GWMJedi
    @GWMJedi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    707 area code
    County Fair
    Amusement Park next door
    =>
    City of Vallejo
    Solano County Fairgrounds
    Six Flags Discovery Kingdom
    The Target was probably the one directly across the I-80 freeway from the fairgrounds and Six Flags.

    • @VidWatcher01
      @VidWatcher01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I turned my phone upside down to see the LOL in your comment🤣🤣🤣

    • @dogmosatchmo
      @dogmosatchmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      We will all sleep better tonight, now that you narrowed down which Target he was referencing.

    • @libertybell5876
      @libertybell5876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I can confirm lamo, it has a garden section

    • @nutisechaos4625
      @nutisechaos4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks for showing me what not do.

    • @moniquehunt4475
      @moniquehunt4475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew immediately where grew up was Vallejo, CA. I lived there for a year.

  • @elliskrystal
    @elliskrystal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have watched your show more than 50 times and I still laugh each and every minute. You have no idea how much you make my day. Thank you!!

  • @beth-annrock237
    @beth-annrock237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Never heard of this comedian until I saw this clip! I was dying laughing the entire time! Absolutely hysterical!😂 Will definitely be trying to find more of his videos!!! ❤️😂

  • @brendad.c114
    @brendad.c114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    pls bring this guy back ... he is hilarious !!!

  • @audreyramey9196
    @audreyramey9196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I like this guy. I'm gonna be watching for him. The older and more experiences he has the funnier he's gonna be.

    • @blamemama
      @blamemama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly. I've been watching him for 11 years and he is one of the best to come out of the Bay Area

  • @123darkness2
    @123darkness2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Didn't even know I needed Myles Weber in my life, and here we are ty.

  • @apurvasharma6915
    @apurvasharma6915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "What happened to your dog"
    "The War" 🤣

  • @C0RpSeZeR0-H4tt3Rr
    @C0RpSeZeR0-H4tt3Rr ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Talent pure talent he had me with the dog jokes 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nandinipatel4728
    @nandinipatel4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Idk who eco is but he sold you an ugly watch" this was amazing but too bad it was too short 😂😂😂😂

  • @AXoxo-ot8ft
    @AXoxo-ot8ft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Myles Weber you’ve got talent! Someone give him a Netflix special!!!! So much better than most I see on Netflix!

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    More comedians should learn from this guy! You don’t have to swear, be abusive, be hateful, or tell stories about your self-destruction in order to be hilarious.

    • @jacobb6774
      @jacobb6774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Drybar mostly only has people on that don't swear or bring up politics

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, saw some crap on Netflix, well known celebrities and comedians telling nothing but sexual jokes, I just kept thinking is this all they got?

    • @_Umbrael_
      @_Umbrael_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Listen to Gabriel Iglesias.

    • @jennifer9047
      @jennifer9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@_Umbrael_ Fluffy! 😍😍

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I enjoy both. I love me some nasty, sexy jokes w/lots of swearing though hahaha.

  • @xapokalypse
    @xapokalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Absolutely loved this. I'm usually not laughing out loud (pun intended) when watching a stand up video and just enjoying the jokes. But I really had to laugh several times. Great comedian.

  • @AMBELLINA77
    @AMBELLINA77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DryBar gives me some real gems. This is one of them. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @misska7535
    @misska7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Shout out to that teacher!!! Blessings 👑😇😇😍😍😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💘💘💘💘

  • @smilinmadman2811
    @smilinmadman2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The old man dying from the ADD walk joke is my favorite part.

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed harder when i saw his reaction.

    • @RTAV108
      @RTAV108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine too.. 😀And believe me this is the time when I got the ADD meaning correct finally.
      ADD term is not common in India, and I have heard it only recently , that too through stand up comedy! Haven't googled it either..
      All this time I was actually thinking that ADD is, the child suffering from attention deficit from his parents!
      So I had to play back and listen to it twice to get the correct meaning! Because for the first time I thought it's the regular people taking the parade to support the ADD people, so why they wont be able to focus to finish it! Because such parades are not common in my part of the world either..

  • @ShiloVix
    @ShiloVix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I have a hard time laughing by myself when I watch comedy from my computer but You.. Myles Weber, had me in hysterics. Thank you.

    • @clanogden
      @clanogden 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My husband is sleeping next to me and Iam trying to eat my laughs with tears running down my face.

  • @christinamcneely7853
    @christinamcneely7853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have watched this more times then I can count, and I laugh every time. Showed it to my kids, my 18 y/o is still walking around down the pug hop.😂😂😂

  • @stevenkeeffe
    @stevenkeeffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best Dry Bar I've seen in a while, real genuine laughs. Material was excellent. Delivery was excellent.

  • @pinkpurr6978
    @pinkpurr6978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I’ve never laughed this much. Joke after joke after joke. Yoooo he never missed 💯🔥

  • @hopethompson7461
    @hopethompson7461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Oh my goodness..I laughed the whole show. I'm in tears. Absolutely the best dry bar show ever.

  • @patrickp.1998
    @patrickp.1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Josh Brolin's and Ryan Reynolds son 🤔😉👍

    • @fleursdumal8065
      @fleursdumal8065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's exactly what I saw as well!!

    • @Fall2Caine
      @Fall2Caine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its like someone photoshopped ryan Reynolds face onto josh brolin's head

    • @patrickp.1998
      @patrickp.1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fall2Caine Exactly... when you see it , you never get it out of your mind 😂👍

    • @NbSkaz
      @NbSkaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      100% lol

    • @mew10521
      @mew10521 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Josh Brolin telling jokes

  • @sgilmour47
    @sgilmour47 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As someone with ADD I have never got thorough a comedy set until this one. Hats off to this man 👏

  • @realBlueMoonMusic
    @realBlueMoonMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:37 Shoulda just said "Ring's not charged". Woulda not ruined that childhood.
    Mr. Weber, you are the funniest man I've seen on this channel. Hands down. I don't laugh very often, so hearing you and laughing at every joke is just a sign that you are top tier.

  • @MRChippyist
    @MRChippyist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I struggled for a bit on his voice. In a good way as I rack my head where I recognize his voice and then I realize he's the sober version of Scooter from Borderlands.

    • @cliffharkreader3326
      @cliffharkreader3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Catch a riiiiide!!!

    • @williamchristensen7354
      @williamchristensen7354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is where the cars live! Gitchu one!

    • @marrerowski
      @marrerowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He kinda have a Dave Chapelle thing going on...

    • @alakesbrahms806
      @alakesbrahms806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he sounded like Tap from Battlefield Hardline for some reason. Is he? I just suspected it

    • @bardavidson2102
      @bardavidson2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marrerowski IKR ,he sounds like a black dude kind of simila to Chapelle.

  • @Puff_Puff_Packs
    @Puff_Puff_Packs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    my only regret is not clicking on this video sooner. these jokes are GOLD!!!!

  • @rosshixon6796
    @rosshixon6796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "You can win a brand new your watch" 😆

  • @Firedog9100
    @Firedog9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “We already had to cut off one of his legs to make him quieter...”. I snorted.... lol, This guy is Gold...

  • @trajectoryunown
    @trajectoryunown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really appreciate the ADD jokes. True and relatable. Had me in stitches.

  • @shayt543
    @shayt543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Omg..... he is soooo funny. At first I was like, oh he is relatable... but then hahaha! I couldn't stop laughing at that snorting part!👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Zonker66
    @Zonker66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I love me some comedy and appreciate Drybar being a thing on here. This guy is definitely in my top 10. They shoulda found him sooner. Wonder if he can act.

    • @blamemama
      @blamemama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup. He can.

    • @shoca3427
      @shoca3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blamemama Oooo fr? how do you know? Is he in something? 👀

    • @blamemama
      @blamemama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shoca3427 We did comedy together around 2010 to 2011 when I got started. It's hard to get into the big leagues -- like how there's a million kids who want to be a Quarterback but only a handful get to the NFL. All we can do is keep supporting him by hooking up with him on Twitter and Facebook, telling people about him and asking local clubs to bring him there for a weekend, and online stuff like Drybar to feature him.

    • @xenogorwraithblade2538
      @xenogorwraithblade2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm reminded of that Mitch Hedberg bit. "Hey, man, you're a chef. Can you farm?"

    • @emilyacacia7265
      @emilyacacia7265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯! i'd watch him 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗱𝗮𝘆! this dude is special!!

  • @b.b.8955
    @b.b.8955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    He is hilarious! He really looks like an amalgamation of many different funny men. He looks like he could be the cross between Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin.
    😂😂😂

    • @arthurpendragon8192
      @arthurpendragon8192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah i got josh brolin vibes frm his face too.

  • @JacquelineMcIntoshNo1
    @JacquelineMcIntoshNo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm dying! Soo funny from start to finish!

  • @rawdaaljawhary4174
    @rawdaaljawhary4174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how he says that people roasting his bellybutton are reaching for something to roast him on... Proceeds to roast himself really well for having a high bellybutton. "That thing is in your throat! You should be doing anti smoking commercials." 😂

  • @johnboy_1844
    @johnboy_1844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “I miss my little brother.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HoneyGoldJasmine
    @HoneyGoldJasmine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Haha the first comedian I’ve seen from my hometown Vallejo 😆 that’s wtf is up, he’s funny.

  • @pfcampos7041
    @pfcampos7041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That was the appropriate response...as someone who worked 10yrs in retail I can relate.

  • @charitymitchell7174
    @charitymitchell7174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My college professor had a thing for weird laughs as well. This was great for my grades because my laugh sounds like a witch hiccupping that has been on way too many meds. That is the only way to describe

    • @navi3430
      @navi3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg 😂😂

    • @22SweetTeaRexes
      @22SweetTeaRexes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not sure what that sounds like but it sounds fascinating. 😅 Bless your heart.

  • @BlueButterfly102
    @BlueButterfly102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't have pug shaking me off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

  • @MelancholyPanda13
    @MelancholyPanda13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Vanilla ice telling jokes while sounding like a cowboy in the hood

    • @michaelf.537
      @michaelf.537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol everyone in the hood sound like a cowboy

    • @justinnamuco9096
      @justinnamuco9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ghetto is just southern accent

  • @blkgm7005
    @blkgm7005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "OMG jk Lol"😂😂😂 that transition for preservation is priceless 😂😂😂

  • @dr.brandileebunge
    @dr.brandileebunge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    He's got Natural Comedic talent. Great storyteller which is very rare. Effortless delivery, timing plus great material. Bravo, your hilarious & snarky I love it!!!!
    🤩😅🤣😂💯💫👌

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia3552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "How come my mama don't have a wooden wedding ring then" lmaoo

  • @SyakiraTajudin-ud9rg
    @SyakiraTajudin-ud9rg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I feel like this is soo wholesome? Just found out about him! Amazing presence and so funny!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @elisegoose
    @elisegoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "laugh like Eddie Murphy had a baby with a seal" lol

  • @debrawestbrook8960
    @debrawestbrook8960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Dry Bar needs to SHOW audience reactions more often. It's nice.

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can’t. Bc it’s mostly laugh tracks

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd prefer less.

    • @Miastarot
      @Miastarot ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't want to be

  • @messibessi11
    @messibessi11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Wait but why was he so accurate with his self description

    • @justajumpingypsygirl
      @justajumpingypsygirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because he probably has been in a roast battle before.

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justajumpingypsygirl average hood kid

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I don't know who Eco is but he sold you an ugly watch" 😭

  • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
    @kitchensinkchronicles3272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is so weird hearing someone do stand-up comedy about where you grew up but you know what all of it spot spot on

  • @elizabethtaraashley
    @elizabethtaraashley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    He's one of the funniest comedians I've heard in a long time!

    • @Nick-kw9oz
      @Nick-kw9oz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sry

    • @blamemama
      @blamemama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look him up online.

  • @xman3205
    @xman3205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    loved how he rolled his sets different topics and was so smooth with it

  • @princessstarlight7913
    @princessstarlight7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oml I started loooooosing it when he started talking about snorting!🤣🤣🤣 I snort so hard it hurts sometimes and I can't stop and my friend will look at me, laugh and say "go back to the farm!" Which just makes me laugh even harder until I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣💖

  • @jdevine789
    @jdevine789 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "If they got a gun or knife or something I'm just like OMG JK LOL"
    Got me good 😂

  • @theycallmejodamo
    @theycallmejodamo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven’t genuinely snort laughed like this at a comedian in a long time 🤣🤣

  • @shannabroussard943
    @shannabroussard943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This guy is HELLA funny!!! 😂😂🤣 (vernacular circa 1995 for the young people) 😝

  • @Skylark-nu4qt
    @Skylark-nu4qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    ...just so y’all know, there are parts of the 707, “hood” that has cows, horses, chickens and a big orange bridge-he was great!!☺️😂

    • @twylacastaneda7117
      @twylacastaneda7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      right?! thats a classy effin hood mostly lol

    • @Skylark-nu4qt
      @Skylark-nu4qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@twylacastaneda7117 You know it! ☺️

    • @timo4938
      @timo4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He sounds like he's from the South

    • @twylacastaneda7117
      @twylacastaneda7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@timo4938 santa Rosa CA and surrounding is 707 area code

    • @Nvable
      @Nvable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      V-TOWN! Is no joke, The Crest, home of E40, Celly Cell, Mac Mall, and many others.

  • @faridazaidi2974
    @faridazaidi2974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He’s brilliant! I would pay double to see his comedy

    • @fivefamily5820
      @fivefamily5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get the Dry Bar app and tip him.

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pay him as much as you want. He won’t be around for long.
      No originality or confidence on stage.

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@donteven5712 dude you a troll, this guy is hilarious, jealous?

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gracehaven5459 yeah. You caught me. 🙄

    • @Crossword131
      @Crossword131 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gracehaven5459 def a troll. Someone who hated it would navigate away.

  • @Oliverisloved
    @Oliverisloved 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OMG the Taz and belly button parts were hilarious!

  • @icreatedanaccountforthis1852
    @icreatedanaccountforthis1852 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Don't eat your laughs." Good life advice.