You are amazing full stop. Came to this realization and happily single. The only thing I think could be interesting is having a shared passion or intellectual pursuit with an intimate partner. I may never know, I'm 64.
I'm a guy... This video is not stand up comedy... This video is facts... It hit so close to home... This woman is speaking the truth... This video was like a breath of fresh air... I saw a real on Instagram and immediately searched for the full video... LOVE this ❤
Monique. Never heard of you but my wife and I are sitting here laughing our butts off! (Married 51 years) when you pose the wife question "How do you want me to decorate the house?" The answer should be "Quietly, and without my participation."
About what? How to expect nothing meaningful from life? This is her scthick? That men are simpletons and women, who are more intelligent, should accept the status quo? Is that your hypothesis?
If women really talked to men, they'd know why he won't change. It takes thousands of years for a glacier to move a rock hundreds or thousands of miles and leave it in a middle of a desert looking all abandoned and lost with no way back. That's why
Married 23 years and this is so spot-on. 😂 I’ve actually asked my husband if he just wants me to shut up when I’m babbling at him at 7AM. He makes smoochie sounds at me which is code for, “I love you and I can’t win here, but YES”. 😂😂😂
When my wife starts speaking her meaningless dribble, in my mind I'm thinking: "how can I appear to be interested and get out of here as soon as possible". The last thing I want to do is extend the conversation by asking a question. Just nod, nod, nod and smile.
I responded to your post previously but it disappeared - I'll look up Maureen Langen's skits (is that the correct term?) Thank you for the recommendation.@@edithdlp8045
Wont be for over a year, this channel is terrible for that now.. used to be they were pretty quick, now its gotta be on the paid app thingy for a long time before it comes here..
If you want a man to change and try your best to make it happen, he will harden and fight you subtly at every turn. Men do change when married to loving women who accept them as they are, she never nags and simply speaks the truth as she sees it. Very few men have any defense against a woman who genuinely loves them just as they are and the result is him becoming a better man. It worked on me and I'm glad it did. Love is never wrong and unconditional love is incredibly powerful.
Sounds exhausting for the lady. Why put in all this effort only to share an enclosed space with your natural predator. Because the most dangerous person a woman will ever meet is the man she lives with.
@@aramisy.cajigas744 No, certainly not dumb. In fact I had an intellectual upbringing (though the rest of life has taught me to be humble as well). I like to phrase it this way: "Men are not simple; they PREFER simplicity. There is a difference." I agree with Monique in the sense that women assuming enormous complexity in the motivations of the men in their life are setting us both up for disappointment.
As a man I have to confess this is one of the most brilliant stand up clips I've ever seen. Monique, you could save this whole planet with that insight and wisdom! I know you won't have to go out and try to find that precious Larry...there will be busloads of them behind your door after any show like this one. We all need a safe haven :) You're wonderful!
*15:1 ratio of thought to talk. Sorry, but as a task-oriented man, I noticed a problem, and then had to solve it by writing this comment to correct it. Thank you.
You are HILARIOUS and everything you say is TRUE! Been married 39 years and showed this to the hubby; he laughed so hard he had tears in his eyes. Then he said he was CRYING because he wished I had learned this info 40 years ago when we became engaged!!! Tooo funny!
They don´t change and don´t know how to hide it. We women, on the other hand try to adapt ostensibly but we´re basically still who we always were. Then we get tired of acting and all hell breaks loose. She´s right. Get someone as similar to you as possible or stay single.
So right, women tend to be very amenable at first but this always backfires spectacularly and then it takes on a con artist trick vibe, which it truly isn’t but there you both are…
@@11B_RTOYou can be exceedingly great at what you do professionally but in a relationship you will become the equivalent of a caveman. Take this statement to the bank and cash it.
"why are you asking questions for anyway. You do whatever you want". The amount of times a woman will ask you a rhetorical question is enough to drive you crazy.
There exists for many couples a basic energy level discrepancy. I am 72, long retired, coasting on fumes. My beautiful wife (we’ve been together more than 35 years) has, at 74, enjoyed a 2nd wind, a 3rd wind, and is now working up to a 4th wind. It is fortunate that I am a big guy - I’m not easily blown about by much of anything short of a full gale.
Married many years now, we laughed till we cried. So spot on!! I learned early on to tell my husband the right answer right after I finished spouting, that way he'd get it right! He has a perfect track record!
First hold yourself accountable for why you are asking. Then ask the question or request the thing you are really seeking. So "which colour shall we paint the wall?" Becomes "I feel like painting the wall this colour from Instagram but I'm worried it's too much" The second one he understands your goal and your hesitancy. If he's smart he knows his job is to state that he prefers the colour you want to try, so that if you regret the decision you can blame it on him when people visit
Oh my Monique is so funny, because she speaks truth. From a man who has been married for 29 years and been through about that many marriage counselors I can honestly say if you were a marriage counselor I would pay double and make weekly appointments! I pray you get a sitcom cause you deserve it. You go Monique!
Men think they will be appreciated and honored (and in some cases, forgiven) for their honesty but they dont know that a wrong answer is still a wrong answer even if you are being honest.
This lady should start a career in relationship guidance, she really gets it. Her truth is funnier than the actual jokes, and you can't say that about many people.
When i read, " Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" and learned all this in the 90s, my mind was blown ! Hearing this comédienne's take on our basic différences in this " gender-confused" environnement we now live in was just brilliant !!!
I going to buy that book for my friends, because it explains a lot about the dynamics of male and female mindset. Read it too, that's why I'm comfortable in my skin.😂
I 100% agree with you about redecorating stuff and men. I redecorated my and my hubby's bathroom and asked him how it looked and his response was "Whatever makes you happy dear, I just have to poop in it." I laughed so hard when he said that.
Mrs. Rick here. This lady speaks the truth - just ask my husband (of 38 years). He says that a man meets a woman he likes and thinks "She's perfect - just the way she is!". A woman, however, meets a man she likes and thinks, "Hmm. I can work with this." Ladies, your man will never be your best girlfriend. If you ask what he's thinking and he says "Nothin'" - believe him! They actually sit around and not think! Men have 3 things they NEED from their wives, and in this order: respect, sex, and food. Give him those things, and the battle is won, unless you found yourself a real loser. Remember these things. You can thank me later.
I’d love your definition of a “real loser.” Contemplating divorcing my husband but don’t want to regret it by thinking there has to be better out there for me. He has a lying problem. Lied about how many times he was previously married, lied about how many kids he has, lied when he stole money from our emergency fund, lied when I caught him trying to cheat on me. I’d love to give a man respect, sex and food and be okay with our differences as a man and woman. He’s a good man in the sense of providing for his family but is he a loser for destroying my trust and using yelling as a mode of communication more often than night? Trying to make the right decision for the sake of our son.
@@stefyaruta Stef: I can't tell you what to do. But a boy learns how to be a man by watching how his father does this, how he treats his wife, for one thing. Lying and cheating are contagious too, because if dad does it, it must be okay, right? Ask yourself how much more of this you can tolerate. If he's cheated, you better go get checked for std's. If he lies about number of marriages and children, how much worse can his lies get? If you do decide to divorce him, before you say a word to him about it, I would contact a good divorce lawyer for best advice on how to protect yourself. Gather up all relevant financial records (bank statements, credit card statements back a year or two, etc.) and personal documents like birth certificates, marriage licenses, etc. and make copies before replacing the originals. Except for your and your son's birth certificates. Maybe get a safety deposit box for those things and valuables like jewelry. Make sure you have his social security number too. It's amazing what you find out about these guys after you split up - I've been there. Also amazing how quickly they will turn on you re: your finances, once you split. So I'd recommend that you open a new bank account and transfer as much as you can into it, even if you don't leave him. You need some security from a guy like this. I wish you all the best, and I'm going to pray for you right now. It really sounds like the only thing he does right is hold a job.
@@stefyaruta If the only way he can get what he wants is by lying and yelling, then that's what he's going to do. Because the moment he stops getting what he wants is the moment you stop respecting him, and neither of you want that to happen.
@@BurntMoth-rs5pn, I feel like it’s a lose lose situation here. Because I don’t respect him after years of dealing with this. Now that I’ve been to a divorce attorney and am getting an agreement drawn up to protect our son and I, he wants to take it seriously and “try” to do better. But how am I supposed to forget everything and respect him let alone have feelings for him? It’s so hard. I don’t want to tear my family apart but I am so checked out at this point. It’s like too little, too late. And how am I supposed to trust he’s actually taking it seriously.
@@stefyaruta I don't know exactly what your situation is. I can only offer very general advice. The whole unspoken point of the video above is that, he's not going to change for you, you have to change for him. If you're not prepared to change for him, then you're not going to want to change for the next guy, and you'll either have the same problem with the same kind of guy, or you'll be stuck with a dude who is super docile and you'll hate him for that way more. That's usually how it goes. There is hope for you tho. Men respond really well to rewards. So if he gets rewarded for yelling and lying, he's going to yell and lie. But if he get rewarded for working hard and being nice, he's going to work hard and be nice. You need to understand what it is that he wants from life, so you can help him get it all. If you get the hang of that, he will give you a great life in return. Probably not a billionaire life, but who get's one of them? Like I say, I don't know your personal situation, so please take this all with a grain of salt. And best of luck out there, cause it's tough all round.
Just have to say Monique has an incredible understanding of both men and women. Her delivery was witty, saucy, and insightful. Her timing was precise and enhanced the ability of her audience to enjoy her perspective, and accept the truth of her presention with joyful comradery. 🤔 I identified with her description of the mindset of gender and had a really good time listening and understanding these mysterious truths that she has been able to share with us. Needless to say, I am impressed with her ability to share comprehensable skills in cohabitation. Kudos to you Monique! 👏 🥳🤭😉😆
Monique, this show you put on the Dry Bar is Solid Gold! I was so excited to see more but this is the only clean one I can find. Please know there is a huge audience that wants more of your amazing wit and clean joke side. Thank you so much
I’m fascinated by that. Have you ever been with a no talker man? I’ve had both experiences and I talk less and get overwhelmed with nonstop talker guys. And my husband is a no talker and so I get nervous and talk a lot. There’s no balance out there! 😅
@@MariaElena51185 I have and we were both fine with lots of silence. Overwhelm is right. My brain just shuts down after the first several minutes of my husband’s drawn out stories.
She is hilarious because she is right on the dot! I have been married almost 31yrs because I am not chatty at all (my husband starts talking to me when I haven't said a word for some time) and I watched my dad being how she describes men to be like. I haven't laughed so hard to hear the truth.
8:14 That’s my husband there 😂He despises all holiday decorations 😂 8:38 yeah on the underwear. Married for three years, I have not seen him throw away a pair of underwear😢
@@matthewhunter6421Well, what I failed to mention was that he brought some underwear that already had some small tears and holes into the marriage 😂 He couldn’t be persuaded to part with them. I have added some new ones to his collection but he continues to wear the comfy old ones 😢
Wait till you see the entire elastic (mine doesn’t like boxers; I don’t know if they have an elastic band) go bad but if they still hold up they believe it’s all good. I just throw what I perceive is worth tossing (30yrs).
3rd marriage for me, but this wife gets it. Don't throw my stuff out. I have reasons for keeping it...and on a side note, I do have underwear 30 years old.....
It may have been recorded at the Dry Bar, but this is a TED Talk!! All women, young and old, need to hear this!! Maybe I wouldn't be a 59-year-old MGTOW, hoping just to be left alone today! ps. My name is NOT Larry!
Saw Monique prior to the 'rona and she was funny then. It is great to see that she is still as funny but with a modified set that approaches the absurdities of life from a slightly different angle.
OMG, some of this is so true! I once found a bumper sticker from one of our road trips while cleaning out a closet and taped it onto the fridge for decoration. After a week had gone by without him making any remark about it, I asked. He said that yes, he'd noticed and liked it, but had been afraid to say anything in case I told him it had been there for the last six months!
dude from audience was on point with the "what"
Sigma move, gave the lie to her thesis while playing along with the bit
It was perfect, wasn't it? I thought she would say something like "this isn't a set up" afterwards.
I’m grateful beyond measure for all the comments! DryBar has been a blessing in my life. 🙏🏼💯
You are amazing full stop. Came to this realization and happily single. The only thing I think could be interesting is having a shared passion or intellectual pursuit with an intimate partner. I may never know, I'm 64.
I’m playing this for every one I know and everyone loves it
Very funny and uniquely insightful. I wish you much success!
I think I’ve found my Bear just because of your lecture 🤣😂😂
@@jenniferanderson9402 I don't know why, but when I read "intimate partner", my brain said "inmate prisoner". I was very concerned for you! Lol
As a 47 year old man I just want to say: This woman gets it.
Oh at 57, I agree with you 😂
Agreed 100%
I'm a guy... This video is not stand up comedy... This video is facts... It hit so close to home... This woman is speaking the truth... This video was like a breath of fresh air... I saw a real on Instagram and immediately searched for the full video... LOVE this ❤
Same, it's a wonder why we get married at all , we're so different.
Facts stated correctly are the best comedy.
Very true, as Patrice O'Neal said: men want to be by themselves, they just don't want to be alone
"Women are drunk drivers on the information highway."
I'm going to laugh at that one for days!
Great insights, great performance. Thanks!!
😂😂😂😂
A very funny lady. Fresh and delightful. More please!!!!!
Hilarious
Absolutely 👻
I’m going to laugh at that when my wife leaves the room 😜👍
Finally, a woman who knows us 👍
And who is actually funny, that's a rare breed..
Took her 3 tries lol
They all know us but most of them are crazy 🤪 😜 😳 😕.
Men are simple and can survive on basic stuffs.
Sure, men come on earth all the sam and with dumb instructions printed on their a$$es! Wow!
I am a woman and I approve this message...lol
Monique. Never heard of you but my wife and I are sitting here laughing our butts off! (Married 51 years) when you pose the wife question "How do you want me to decorate the house?" The answer should be "Quietly, and without my participation."
Yes. "And leave my stuff alone."
@@KENTUCKYUSA1this one!! 😂
Me too!! I can’t look when they put up the posters in their rooms with the stapler!! 🧐
Hilarious!
Because we don't care what colour it is because all colours look similar.
"Stop laughing, I don't have much time..." I lost it there.
Immaculate delivery, brilliant on another level... somehow turns facts into comedy gold.
It’s been said. “ Men want a woman who will never change, and women want a man they can change. An inevitably they’re both disappointed!”
Inevitably they are not compatible! Women can be pleased or logically reasoned.
A similar saying I use is, " Men marry women hoping they won't change, but they do; Women marry men hoping they will change, but they don't."
@ttiger9780 Another one: women think a man will change, he won't. Men think a woman won't leave, she will.
So men are the issue,if you are in a relationship you have to change some things about yourself it's normal
@@niraxlevi9930 NO.
Men are NO MORE "the issue" than women are.
This Lady should give lectures 😎😂🤣👍
That's what this is, a TED talk.
@@gregadams558🤣😂🤣
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
About what? How to expect nothing meaningful from life? This is her scthick? That men are simpletons and women, who are more intelligent, should accept the status quo? Is that your hypothesis?
She has a special called: Not skinny, not blonde.
"Quit laughing, I don't have a lot of time!" She's hilarious. This whole thing had me hurtin'.
Let me guess. You enjoy watching sesame street too ? Simp.
I know! Her dry wit reminds me of the late, great, Phyllis Diller!
That line for sure caught me off guard 😂 couldn’t help laugh at it
“If you want a man to love you forever and ever and ever…don’t talk to him.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Spoiler
If women really talked to men, they'd know why he won't change. It takes thousands of years for a glacier to move a rock hundreds or thousands of miles and leave it in a middle of a desert looking all abandoned and lost with no way back. That's why
I loved this line too! but she did follow up with "talk with him"
I am glad some women know their mouth isn t for talking.
@@schlauspieler1991May i ASK for what is the mouth of Woman supposed to BE? If it's Not for Talking?
This woman is actually the funniest woman comedian I’ve ever heard.
" I don't want her mad, I just want her gone " LOL
This lady is brilliant! Not a single line wasted 😂
Married 23 years and this is so spot-on. 😂 I’ve actually asked my husband if he just wants me to shut up when I’m babbling at him at 7AM. He makes smoochie sounds at me which is code for, “I love you and I can’t win here, but YES”. 😂😂😂
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Interesting. I like that method and will teach my future bf to do this, soft loving rejection
I will try this tomorrow with my wife. Hope she shuts up😂😂
and when you will die then you will not be maryed anymore broly , edit you escape that drunk driver
When my wife starts speaking her meaningless dribble, in my mind I'm thinking: "how can I appear to be interested and get out of here as soon as possible". The last thing I want to do is extend the conversation by asking a question. Just nod, nod, nod and smile.
She's hilarious because she's right!
Please have her full show uploaded soon.
@@edithdlp8045 I'll try to check out Maureen Langen's.
Thank you for the recommendation.
I responded to your post previously but it disappeared -
I'll look up Maureen Langen's skits (is that the correct term?)
Thank you for the recommendation.@@edithdlp8045
Wont be for over a year, this channel is terrible for that now.. used to be they were pretty quick, now its gotta be on the paid app thingy for a long time before it comes here..
@@mullard I can't blame them, they have to make money somehow. Especially if some of the money goes to the comedians.
female comedians usually arent funny but she is! @@edithdlp8045
“Spring from behind a rock, kill stuff, and drag it home” 😂😭🤣
If you want a man to change and try your best to make it happen, he will harden and fight you subtly at every turn. Men do change when married to loving women who accept them as they are, she never nags and simply speaks the truth as she sees it. Very few men have any defense against a woman who genuinely loves them just as they are and the result is him becoming a better man. It worked on me and I'm glad it did. Love is never wrong and unconditional love is incredibly powerful.
Interesting. I read that twice.
Well said and very true.
Sounds exhausting for the lady. Why put in all this effort only to share an enclosed space with your natural predator. Because the most dangerous person a woman will ever meet is the man she lives with.
As a man I 100% approve this message.
Me too. I may not agree with all of it, but it seems like it would save us a lot of headaches for this viewpoint to be spread around a lot more!
how
I certainly doubt you're dumb and simple. C'mon, brother, don't underestimate yourself.
@@aramisy.cajigas744 personal decision first , colective decision and leader decision and universe decision never
@@aramisy.cajigas744
No, certainly not dumb. In fact I had an intellectual upbringing (though the rest of life has taught me to be humble as well).
I like to phrase it this way: "Men are not simple; they PREFER simplicity. There is a difference."
I agree with Monique in the sense that women assuming enormous complexity in the motivations of the men in their life are setting us both up for disappointment.
As a man I have to confess this is one of the most brilliant stand up clips I've ever seen. Monique, you could save this whole planet with that insight and wisdom! I know you won't have to go out and try to find that precious Larry...there will be busloads of them behind your door after any show like this one. We all need a safe haven :) You're wonderful!
The 15:1 ratio of talk to thought causes pressure behind our eyes 😂
*15:1 ratio of thought to talk.
Sorry, but as a task-oriented man, I noticed a problem, and then had to solve it by writing this comment to correct it.
Thank you.
Ratio of thought to soeech, not the other way around!
Her insight into what men are thinking is amazing. She is so on point.
This is some of the best relationship advice I've ever seen a woman give.
So real
My dad's name is Larry. He's single, 63, and she is actually his type. He would love a shot at being her forever lare bear!
Go for it Medusa. Take a leap of faith and give him a good push.
@@gaetanomontante5161her name Medusa makes your comment sound funny.
I guess you don't love your dad much. 😂
Omg... Hope they at least meet up on zoom!!!
The woman says she's had three failed marriages already. What's the common denominator? If you hate your Dad, send him her way.....
She is HILARIOUS! We need the full special OMG please please please!
The way this channel works it will be over a year before it shows up here.
I downloaded the angel app just to get the full version and it's not there...
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
"It's funny because it's true" is the best kind of comedy! 💯👌
Takes a boatload of intelligence, observations/experience and sharp wit though.
You are HILARIOUS and everything you say is TRUE! Been married 39 years and showed this to the hubby; he laughed so hard he had tears in his eyes. Then he said he was CRYING because he wished I had learned this info 40 years ago when we became engaged!!! Tooo funny!
The tragedy of married life. She keeps hoping that he will change. He keeps hoping that she will never change. 🤨
You mean he keep hoping her vagina will never change ... was she silent when he met her?
They don´t change and don´t know how to hide it. We women, on the other hand try to adapt ostensibly but we´re basically still who we always were. Then we get tired of acting and all hell breaks loose. She´s right. Get someone as similar to you as possible or stay single.
So right, women tend to be very amenable at first but this always backfires spectacularly and then it takes on a con artist trick vibe, which it truly isn’t but there you both are…
Men won't change. Men don't have to change. We are awesome the way we are, so get over it
@@kurthanke5788lol
@@kurthanke5788 I rest my case.
@@kurthanke5788 that’s the delusional part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She nailed us, guys. And I'm not offended in the least. Nope.
Really? You do not have any deep thoughts?
@@11B_RTO Sorry to burst your little bubble, but you're not the ones who keep society running. 🤣 And she never said 'stupid'. Different, yes.
@@11B_RTOYou can be exceedingly great at what you do professionally but in a relationship you will become the equivalent of a caveman. Take this statement to the bank and cash it.
Wow no growth huh?
@@LianeSpicer😂 i welcome woman to make a amazonian nation. Good luck.
She is SO on point!
Nice to see a female comedian who realizes that a routine doesn't have to be based on raunchy sex jokes.
Great comment
@@edithdlp8045 Too bad. It's not needed.
It’s ‘Dry Bar Comedy’
THE BEST ❤
Yes so over those
It does, if you have no other life experience to base it on. Because that is the only life experiences that most female comedians have.
I've worked in Comedy for over 20 years, this is one of the best routines ever. It's so good in every way.
Monique is hilarious! She is one of the best comediennes that I have seen! More, please!
@@edithdlp8045and Definitely Kathleen Madigan!!! She is lol hilarious! She is obsessed with that Missing Boeing Flight ✈️!!!
Love the accuracy.
Finally a woman who understands me, 😂😂
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@@edithdlp8045 Yea because now she knows she was at fault 😂
All these facts and knowledge and still has 3 strikes. Wow
News flash: all women understand you but good luck finding one that's compatible and complimentary.
"why are you asking questions for anyway. You do whatever you want". The amount of times a woman will ask you a rhetorical question is enough to drive you crazy.
Finally a woman who gets us right. I’m so happy.🥰
There exists for many couples a basic energy level discrepancy. I am 72, long retired, coasting on fumes. My beautiful wife (we’ve been together more than 35 years) has, at 74, enjoyed a 2nd wind, a 3rd wind, and is now working up to a 4th wind. It is fortunate that I am a big guy - I’m not easily blown about by much of anything short of a full gale.
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is she gassy?
Married many years now, we laughed till we cried. So spot on!! I learned early on to tell my husband the right answer right after I finished spouting, that way he'd get it right! He has a perfect track record!
Could you explain? I want to learn how to do that 😊 how do you tell him the right answer!
First hold yourself accountable for why you are asking. Then ask the question or request the thing you are really seeking.
So "which colour shall we paint the wall?" Becomes "I feel like painting the wall this colour from Instagram but I'm worried it's too much"
The second one he understands your goal and your hesitancy.
If he's smart he knows his job is to state that he prefers the colour you want to try, so that if you regret the decision you can blame it on him when people visit
Hope she finds her LareBare 😂
Me too
Oh my Monique is so funny, because she speaks truth. From a man who has been married for 29 years and been through about that many marriage counselors I can honestly say if you were a marriage counselor I would pay double and make weekly appointments! I pray you get a sitcom cause you deserve it. You go Monique!
Men think they will be appreciated and honored (and in some cases, forgiven) for their honesty but they dont know that a wrong answer is still a wrong answer even if you are being honest.
This woman could have saved me 15 years of therapy.
Only 15 years? What Miracle worker did you used? There's no fixing woman and man relationship; it's incompatible.
This has been my opinion my entire life.
Get God first get right born again then ask for that genuine born again clean holy faithful righteous woman. A rare gem.
Wish Dry Bar still showed full episodes.... would have really liked to have seen this one !!!
They have full episodes on their app👍🏿
Preach it girl. Just stop talking to them. Give them one word answers and ask them questions that only need a yes or no.
Monique I've listened to this 50 times and shared it at least 10x. Keep it coming. You get it
I'm a 69 year old man and you were spot on about men......someone finally understands us
This lady should start a career in relationship guidance, she really gets it. Her truth is funnier than the actual jokes, and you can't say that about many people.
This is absolutely the best relationship advice on the internet. Every woman should hear this because it is spot on,dead center on target.
The women know, it's the men who don't. Why would anyone be with crazies and expected compatibility?
When i read, " Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" and learned all this in the 90s, my mind was blown !
Hearing this comédienne's take on our basic différences in this " gender-confused" environnement we now live in was just brilliant !!!
*I (this word should always be capitalized)
*'90s
*blown!
*environment
*brilliant!!!
I going to buy that book for my friends, because it explains a lot about the dynamics of male and female mindset. Read it too, that's why I'm comfortable in my skin.😂
@alvallac2171 says who. You can't capitalize 90s. Stop trying to give advice, because it not you're strong suite....AT ALL!!!
I can't stop watching this.
True love is not “because of” but “in spite of”.
She is amazingly good. Surprised I havent heard of her before, she's that good. And she's pretty much right, overall
Bravo from Pennsylvania!!!! Monique is tuned in brilliantly. Powerful and precise delivery. Serious talent and I'm thrilled!
“The man in ur life who loves you will not be paying attention to you.”
That’s gold. Loving != paying attention
I 100% agree with you about redecorating stuff and men. I redecorated my and my hubby's bathroom and asked him how it looked and his response was "Whatever makes you happy dear, I just have to poop in it." I laughed so hard when he said that.
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Mrs. Rick here. This lady speaks the truth - just ask my husband (of 38 years). He says that a man meets a woman he likes and thinks "She's perfect - just the way she is!". A woman, however, meets a man she likes and thinks, "Hmm. I can work with this." Ladies, your man will never be your best girlfriend. If you ask what he's thinking and he says "Nothin'" - believe him! They actually sit around and not think! Men have 3 things they NEED from their wives, and in this order: respect, sex, and food. Give him those things, and the battle is won, unless you found yourself a real loser. Remember these things. You can thank me later.
I’d love your definition of a “real loser.” Contemplating divorcing my husband but don’t want to regret it by thinking there has to be better out there for me. He has a lying problem. Lied about how many times he was previously married, lied about how many kids he has, lied when he stole money from our emergency fund, lied when I caught him trying to cheat on me. I’d love to give a man respect, sex and food and be okay with our differences as a man and woman. He’s a good man in the sense of providing for his family but is he a loser for destroying my trust and using yelling as a mode of communication more often than night? Trying to make the right decision for the sake of our son.
@@stefyaruta Stef: I can't tell you what to do. But a boy learns how to be a man by watching how his father does this, how he treats his wife, for one thing. Lying and cheating are contagious too, because if dad does it, it must be okay, right? Ask yourself how much more of this you can tolerate. If he's cheated, you better go get checked for std's. If he lies about number of marriages and children, how much worse can his lies get? If you do decide to divorce him, before you say a word to him about it, I would contact a good divorce lawyer for best advice on how to protect yourself. Gather up all relevant financial records (bank statements, credit card statements back a year or two, etc.) and personal documents like birth certificates, marriage licenses, etc. and make copies before replacing the originals. Except for your and your son's birth certificates. Maybe get a safety deposit box for those things and valuables like jewelry. Make sure you have his social security number too. It's amazing what you find out about these guys after you split up - I've been there. Also amazing how quickly they will turn on you re: your finances, once you split. So I'd recommend that you open a new bank account and transfer as much as you can into it, even if you don't leave him. You need some security from a guy like this. I wish you all the best, and I'm going to pray for you right now. It really sounds like the only thing he does right is hold a job.
@@stefyaruta If the only way he can get what he wants is by lying and yelling, then that's what he's going to do. Because the moment he stops getting what he wants is the moment you stop respecting him, and neither of you want that to happen.
@@BurntMoth-rs5pn, I feel like it’s a lose lose situation here. Because I don’t respect him after years of dealing with this. Now that I’ve been to a divorce attorney and am getting an agreement drawn up to protect our son and I, he wants to take it seriously and “try” to do better. But how am I supposed to forget everything and respect him let alone have feelings for him? It’s so hard. I don’t want to tear my family apart but I am so checked out at this point. It’s like too little, too late. And how am I supposed to trust he’s actually taking it seriously.
@@stefyaruta I don't know exactly what your situation is. I can only offer very general advice.
The whole unspoken point of the video above is that, he's not going to change for you, you have to change for him. If you're not prepared to change for him, then you're not going to want to change for the next guy, and you'll either have the same problem with the same kind of guy, or you'll be stuck with a dude who is super docile and you'll hate him for that way more. That's usually how it goes.
There is hope for you tho. Men respond really well to rewards. So if he gets rewarded for yelling and lying, he's going to yell and lie. But if he get rewarded for working hard and being nice, he's going to work hard and be nice. You need to understand what it is that he wants from life, so you can help him get it all. If you get the hang of that, he will give you a great life in return. Probably not a billionaire life, but who get's one of them?
Like I say, I don't know your personal situation, so please take this all with a grain of salt. And best of luck out there, cause it's tough all round.
I need to watch this EVERYDAY to get my head right 😂
The moment you realize she is right, your life will be so easier ladies. We are simple. Too bad it took her 3 marriages to learn all this.😅.
Exactly 😂
She was just hopeful she was wrong about men...my dad was my example; some women don't get into conversing for no reason.
That's why I stopped dating altogether, better off single than invest so much in a guy only for him to use and dump
Trust me, I want others to save time!
The only thing I disagree with is when she said men are delusional. It’s the women that are delusional thinking they can change men
Just have to say Monique has an incredible understanding of both men and women. Her delivery was witty, saucy, and insightful. Her timing was precise and enhanced the ability of her audience to enjoy her perspective, and accept the truth of her presention with joyful comradery.
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I identified with her description of the mindset of gender and had a really good time listening and understanding these mysterious truths that she has been able to share with us.
Needless to say, I am impressed with her ability to share comprehensable skills in cohabitation.
Kudos to you Monique! 👏 🥳🤭😉😆
Monique, this show you put on the Dry Bar is Solid Gold! I was so excited to see more but this is the only clean one I can find. Please know there is a huge audience that wants more of your amazing wit and clean joke side. Thank you so much
Every woman needs to listen to this goddess of knowledge . Thank you Monique
My husband and I have reversed roles. My husband’s the talker. It takes him 10 minutes to say what I could say in less than 1!!
I’m fascinated by that. Have you ever been with a no talker man?
I’ve had both experiences and I talk less and get overwhelmed with nonstop talker guys. And my husband is a no talker and so I get nervous and talk a lot. There’s no balance out there! 😅
@@MariaElena51185 I have and we were both fine with lots of silence.
Overwhelm is right. My brain just shuts down after the first several minutes of my husband’s drawn out stories.
Yes and it was blissfully quiet.
@@deelicious1610 there is a chance that he is neuro atypical.
When is his sex change surgery scheduled? 😂
She is so funny. She has it so right with men.
Not funny but has it right about what she thinks is wrong with men.
I doubt you have met a real man. I know several and not one of them fits into her demeaning category.
One of the top performers on the channel. Fantastic delivery!
What can i say to shut this down??😂😂 Monique is SO good.
She had us in stitches with simple facts!!! So good!!!
This should be a mandatory high school subject 😂
Most women think all the time. The proof that men think so rarely is that when one crops up there is a special name for him - philosopher.
rofl!
Stupid enough to build and maintain all the infrastructure you use to share your foolishness lol
Brilliant!! 😅😅😂
Lol
i htink about ancient rome all the time
She is hilarious because she is right on the dot! I have been married almost 31yrs because I am not chatty at all (my husband starts talking to me when I haven't said a word for some time) and I watched my dad being how she describes men to be like. I haven't laughed so hard to hear the truth.
So funny, and so much "truth"!
I've just discovered her. She is awesome.......very funny, no profanity, I'm sharing with my gf to try and explain myself.
8:14 That’s my husband there 😂He despises all holiday decorations 😂 8:38 yeah on the underwear. Married for three years, I have not seen him throw away a pair of underwear😢
It's only been 3 years, how often do you throw out underwear? Underwear is good for at least 10 years
@@matthewhunter6421Well, what I failed to mention was that he brought some underwear that already had some small tears and holes into the marriage 😂 He couldn’t be persuaded to part with them. I have added some new ones to his collection but he continues to wear the comfy old ones 😢
Wait till you see the entire elastic (mine doesn’t like boxers; I don’t know if they have an elastic band) go bad but if they still hold up they believe it’s all good. I just throw what I perceive is worth tossing (30yrs).
3rd marriage for me, but this wife gets it. Don't throw my stuff out. I have reasons for keeping it...and on a side note, I do have underwear 30 years old.....
@@matthewhunter6421 😂😂🤣🤣
What a funny talented comedian!!!! Love her
The jig is up fellas! She's figured us out. Go to protocol Alpha! 😂😂😂
It may have been recorded at the Dry Bar, but this is a TED Talk!!
All women, young and old, need to hear this!!
Maybe I wouldn't be a 59-year-old MGTOW, hoping just to be left alone today!
ps. My name is NOT Larry!
This is hysterical & so true!! I’ve watched it & shared it numerous times!!!
Wicked funny--- and true ! :) Looking forward to hearing more !!! LOL !!!
Funny from start to finish!!! 😂
This is hilarious but oh so true. Congratulations on finding your Larry. I never found mine.. lol
Me either.
Ahhh this woman is gold! Bless her forever
Give this woman 15 minuts and she will stop the war.
Love the honesty
Changing my name to Larry ... when will you be playing in Austin, TX 😅😊
If she comes to Austin I'm coming down!
I Will attend the wedding. Good luck, she seems like a nice lady
I AM ROLLLLLLINNNNGGG!! So funny!!! All the way thru!! Love it! Love her! Love Dry Bar!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANK YOU!!!!!!
Many blessings!! 🫶
I couldn’t stop laughing during the whole video. She is on another level.
This bit was HILARIOUS and every word rings true! Married 24 years. Thanks, Monique!
The guy that said “what?” 😂 😅
❤😂 she nailed us as well
Saw Monique prior to the 'rona and she was funny then. It is great to see that she is still as funny but with a modified set that approaches the absurdities of life from a slightly different angle.
OMG, some of this is so true! I once found a bumper sticker from one of our road trips while cleaning out a closet and taped it onto the fridge for decoration. After a week had gone by without him making any remark about it, I asked. He said that yes, he'd noticed and liked it, but had been afraid to say anything in case I told him it had been there for the last six months!
It's true. Thank you for advising all the young ones.
This is sooooooo amazing and true. You make it sound funny but it could literally be a TED talk.
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Zzzzzz not funny
Yes, she could modify this into a TED talk
I agree, it very well could be.
Lmao, I love her 😂
😂😂😂😂 This beautiful bathroom
Monique sshhhhhhh 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫, you giving all of our secrets. 😂😂😂
She spitted out THE EXACT TRUTH! Very rarely seen nowadays