The fear of speaking openly and honestly about how you dislike a movie of the most prominent black filmmaker in the industry. It's not like he's talking about some no name Tubi filmmaker. Some would not take that chance.
@@jwdathefax377 I'm not saying Tony SHOULD fear Tyler Perry. Also you clearly don't know that a lot of other productions other than his own are shot at his film studios. He has friends that are equally or more pwerful. That's all I'm saying. I commend Tony for saying it with his CHELST! 😂
Especially in the end. Started off alright, but it became more and more bizarre per usual. Sad. With character development and a better script, this would've been a better movie.
I laughed all the way through this review. I didn't watch the movie. But I will say this... I NEVER understood why people in movies lay up all night having sex, wake up, put their clothes on and go to work with out showering. Or they'll be cheating. Have sex with someone, then their house will walk in and they'll turn RIGHT around and have sex with their spouse to throw them off without taking a shower first. Just nasty.
@@naejessica14sad cuz you can still get STDs no matter how much you shower … I feel like once you have that unprotected “fun” too many times (or with someone who’s been infected), it’s over lol… but the no showering is def at least a yeast infection or BV or other funkiness smh The other problem is that no one almost EVER uses protection in films & TV… sigh.
@@CandiePI disagree with Kelly acting flag but directors have a lot to do with what an actors brings to the table it’s up to the director to direct and support - and well you and I both know how that went
I’m glad someone else said it. There was Z E R O chemistry between Mea and the artist or her husband. He was telling her she wants him and I was like, “when? what time stamp was that?”. KR was wooden in this film. Don’t get me started with the skull fragments and blood … was the police not involved? Who investigated this? They didn’t do a DNA test??? How this lady walking working with skull pieces and buckets of blood missing?
They probably just got blood and bone from a dead body and worked with forensics so that they can claim the body to be Heidi’s. Since he is a DA, he has pull and could use it for evil. That being said, they still should have explained it
She had skull fragments missing but when we found her in the DR she didn’t have a bandage, stitches or nothing on her head 😂 and why was she a hotel maid if she was paid off and who cashed in on her 3 million dollar life insurance policy? Mea had more chemistry with her brother in law than her husband 😂😂😂
@@hotindecember1951 see, you covered my next point. Why she cleaning hotel rooms? Let’s pretend there wasn’t a policy. We really supposed to believe she went through all this for free? That brother in law didn’t break her off some serious cash to disappear and keep her mouth shut? Chile…
I was done with Tyler Perry after the ending to Why Did I Get Married, Too. Janet Jackson literally drove her husband to his death and then meets The Rock. I was like, "Is this really supposed to be a happy ending?"😂
Exactly! I was like she got it all, all the money, her husband's dead now and out of her hair, and I guess a lightskinned 🥷 is supposed to be the cherry on top.
Now a lot of women have been saying that the sex scene was downright disgusting. Now even a man has said the same thing? You know it wasn't right when both sides of the coin have something to say.
This movie was not good at all. The paint scene disturbed me lol. And why didn't she go down the stairs??? Whose brain fragments was in the painting? Where did Heidi go??? 🤣🤣🤣
@@rclark1132 Aaaaand aaanother thing....why didn't the P.I. do an extensive search? He would have known the family was in that hotel lol. AND...I know the husband was cheating on Mea because why are you holding her hand? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All I wanted to know was how many cell phones did Mea have AND how far did she get away from the house because the attempted ride back with her husband was long.
I was yelling in my head walk down the steps why you keep getting on the elevator. Then criedlaughing saying homie so you just not going to rinse off, and she cool with it. Mea for the streets.
Great review Tony, I agree with all of your points. Also to add to it if we weren't told Kelly wad a lawyer we would not have known, she was never in a courtroom. So many darn loose ends in the whole movie. And Oh! When and where did he hook up with the othe sister and how did the brother find out?
That was one of the few things they did explain. He did a painting for the sister in law before the movie starts. It's why she loved the painting and respected the artist so much. Now why did the DA allow this to stay in his house knowing what went down is a whole other conversation
I'm not a fan of his films,subject matter or his directing either.But,I'm a fan of his grind to be successful,one time being homeless and sleeping in his car,then his plays taking off,then his Medea movies taking off.Owning his own film studio and the land it's on,plus the mansion thing. LOL. I salute him for all his success and making his dreams come true.
This review is on point. Tyler needs to leverage his power to get the stars and budget, but he needs to outsource the writing and directing responsibilities.
4:29- dried up indeed😂😂 and security will be on my floor every time we meet in the office! Do extra rounds to ensure my safety security man/woman. I will not be going to any loft!
I didn’t even waste my time. What’s funny is that you got coworkers thinking it’s a cinematic masterpiece and when you asked them have they seen “American Fiction”, they would say they couldn’t get with it. 🤣
Yeah the lack of sanitary care between lovers and lack of character intelligence for a the lawyer was beyond. On top of unexplained storylines and there was just alot that did not make basic sense
After a fall from grace i refused to let tyler s&it me again. He misses so many small things with everything he does that misses take away from everything else
TONY THIS REVIEW WAS SPOT ON. This film was bad. We keep giving Perry numbers simply because of the desperation from the black community to see good quality films with a large black cast like Mo better blues, The Woods, Love and Basketball, Love Jones etc. Sadly Tyler Perry is the one with the budget and connections (and graft I guess). The likes of Issa Rae and Spike Lee need to give us more. As sensational directors they now have a responsibility to eclipse these TP movies...we are begging 😭😭😭😭😭
OMG!!! you are the 1st person that has reviewed this (that I saw) that mentioned the fact that Zaire put his pants back on "over the crust"!!!!! 🤮 I'm like, how has no one mentioned this!?
"He got the crusted over shaft!" "Puts his pants on OVER the crust"😂. I was caught up with Kelly actually doing that type of scene that I didn't notice
I love everything he said. I for sure had these same questions while watching this film. I only watched it for Kelly Rowland and I rolled my eyes the entire film. The only correction I have is he did not invite her to the sex club he said he was going out without leaving home and that peaked her interest so she followed him. She was walking to her car then changed her mind and followed behind him. I am sure he knew she would do that though
I was mad when Mea came back to his apartment. I started yelling at the screen when Ole dude got up with fresh Kewchie juice on him and started making out with Mea. He aint even try to rinse it off nor did she make him take a shower. 🤢🤮 I guess they were hoping that the paint would burn away the BV/STDs lmbo. (I’m joking, I know how STDs are transmitted)
Tony! 😂 The end has me rolling! The combination of the look into the screen, the soft jazz, the black and white screen, with the speech over the saxophones 🎷is taking me out lol
I felt the same way. He did not clean himself after that bad sex scene with the woman before he slept with Mia (his lawyer). It was awful the writing I think he needs writers like you said. It was all over the place I did not like this movie at all. Just watched because of Kelly Rowland but he already knew we would by putting her there. 1 star only because of Kelly Rowland - but for her that movie is 0.
“Tyler Perry!.... imma need you to.. Stop!” I felt that lol
solid, truthful comment.
He needed to stop since the first Madea movie 😭
No rinse off, no bird bath 🤣🤣🤣
'Crusty Smash' 😂
No nothing! In one hole and then right into another 🤮😂
@@greenmika 🤣🤣💀💀
Wanting your money back from a Netflix original is tough 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
But it’s exactly how I felt lol I need to be compensated for my time 😂
His money back due to the crust 😂
The professional woman can never just be intelligent with Tyler! 😡
NEVER!!!
Facts!!!!
gotta stop lettin this man insult your intelligence. he ain't even worth a hate watch lol
Because he’s not intelligent
Facts!!!!
Nothing but a high-end Tubi movie! 🤣
NOT 'high end Tubi'.... 🤦🏾♀️😂
This!! For sure 😂😂
Nah, even most Tubi movies have better plots than this 😭
@@ZeeTene Damn fr?!?! I believe you and Tony cause I refuse to watch it 🤣
That's probably where it will end up on 😂😂
The fearlessness of Tony to keep it real about Tyler is ROBUST.
“Fearlessness”?? What’s there to fear?😂
Fear of what? 😂😂😂😂😂
The fear of speaking openly and honestly about how you dislike a movie of the most prominent black filmmaker in the industry. It's not like he's talking about some no name Tubi filmmaker. Some would not take that chance.
@@LordZevv Tyler’s power only reaches as far as his own movies and Tony clearly doesn’t want to be in them.😂
@@jwdathefax377 I'm not saying Tony SHOULD fear Tyler Perry. Also you clearly don't know that a lot of other productions other than his own are shot at his film studios. He has friends that are equally or more pwerful. That's all I'm saying. I commend Tony for saying it with his CHELST! 😂
"THIS IS SO UNSANITARY!!!" Lmao, I'm hollering. 😂😂😂
“I like Kelly Rowland’s face…..”
I felt this. 😅
Tyler Perry is a menace.
Crusted over shaft is a phrase I never want to hear again 😂
🤮
😅😅😅 straight up, disgusting yet funny at the same time!!
Tony normally explains films great, but not even he could save this film. 😂
I enjoyed this review more then the movie 🤣
@rmwilson4287 I did too...lol
I heard this movie had more plot holes than SpongeBob
I was gonna say Swiss cheese but I like this too lmao
Especially in the end. Started off alright, but it became more and more bizarre per usual. Sad. With character development and a better script, this would've been a better movie.
I feel you on him not washing off, too. That was just nasty. 😂😂😂😂
The voice he does for the guy is cracking me up 😂
It’s perfect 😂
No I wanna watch🤣
FR I am cryinggggggggg 😭😭
HILARIOUS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh lmao
I’m surprised Madea didn’t pop up in the movie! 😂😂😂
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OVER THE CRUST!!! It was disrespectful and disgusting, I agree 😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️
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That part was so trifling to me.
Crust, no bird bath, paint....it's so not sexy😂😅. You nailed it, Tony. These storylines are looooong.
I laughed all the way through this review. I didn't watch the movie. But I will say this... I NEVER understood why people in movies lay up all night having sex, wake up, put their clothes on and go to work with out showering. Or they'll be cheating. Have sex with someone, then their house will walk in and they'll turn RIGHT around and have sex with their spouse to throw them off without taking a shower first. Just nasty.
It's called a double hitter😂
I think they did this in Midnight Cowboy and Requiem for a Dream but those were good movies...and they were junkies, too, so understandable behavior.
The fact that you laughed all the way through tells me all I need to know.. for sure not watching now 😂
Right! And then wonder why STD's get there! Make it make sense! 🤷🏾♀️🤣
@@naejessica14sad cuz you can still get STDs no matter how much you shower … I feel like once you have that unprotected “fun” too many times (or with someone who’s been infected), it’s over lol… but the no showering is def at least a yeast infection or BV or other funkiness smh
The other problem is that no one almost EVER uses protection in films & TV… sigh.
Kelendria was absolutely gorgeous! Her wardrobe, hair & make-up were all exquisite! Now the writing……
Kelly is definitely gorgeous but the acting was very flat. Same facial expressions in every scene.
I agree ☝️
@@CandiePI disagree with Kelly acting flag but directors have a lot to do with what an actors brings to the table it’s up to the director to direct and support - and well you and I both know how that went
@@theorderofthebees7308Frfr. 😏
At least, makeup and costume design could win awards. 🤷🏾♀️
not the crusted over shaft? woooooo child
I’m glad someone else said it. There was Z E R O chemistry between Mea and the artist or her husband. He was telling her she wants him and I was like, “when? what time stamp was that?”. KR was wooden in this film. Don’t get me started with the skull fragments and blood … was the police not involved? Who investigated this? They didn’t do a DNA test??? How this lady walking working with skull pieces and buckets of blood missing?
They probably just got blood and bone from a dead body and worked with forensics so that they can claim the body to be Heidi’s. Since he is a DA, he has pull and could use it for evil. That being said, they still should have explained it
She had skull fragments missing but when we found her in the DR she didn’t have a bandage, stitches or nothing on her head 😂 and why was she a hotel maid if she was paid off and who cashed in on her 3 million dollar life insurance policy? Mea had more chemistry with her brother in law than her husband 😂😂😂
this was his worst work. Take me back to the days he did the gospel plays...please
@@hotindecember1951 see, you covered my next point. Why she cleaning hotel rooms? Let’s pretend there wasn’t a policy. We really supposed to believe she went through all this for free? That brother in law didn’t break her off some serious cash to disappear and keep her mouth shut? Chile…
@@whewchile9818 lol. That’s the lane he needs to stay in.
I was done with Tyler Perry after the ending to Why Did I Get Married, Too. Janet Jackson literally drove her husband to his death and then meets The Rock. I was like, "Is this really supposed to be a happy ending?"😂
😂😂
Exactly! I was like she got it all, all the money, her husband's dead now and out of her hair, and I guess a lightskinned 🥷 is supposed to be the cherry on top.
Same. I was so put off by that.
“TYLER PERRY! …..I’ma need you to just…
Stop” *straight face*
Now a lot of women have been saying that the sex scene was downright disgusting. Now even a man has said the same thing? You know it wasn't right when both sides of the coin have something to say.
I’m surprised you didn’t talk about the “Everybody gets stabbed” scenes at the end.
This movie was not good at all. The paint scene disturbed me lol. And why didn't she go down the stairs??? Whose brain fragments was in the painting? Where did Heidi go??? 🤣🤣🤣
This need to be a AND ANOTHER THING thread…🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rclark1132 Aaaaand aaanother thing....why didn't the P.I. do an extensive search? He would have known the family was in that hotel lol. AND...I know the husband was cheating on Mea because why are you holding her hand? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So many questions without answers
@@iamjro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It bothered my spirit, too.
Tony Baker is officially my favorite movie reviewer! You hit this one right on the head 😂
As an aspiring artist painter/photographer I'm really planning to get a loft
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The repeated use of the word crust 😂😂😂😂 no crust zone. Cut the crust off 😂 🥪
😂😂😂
I'm mad nobody rinsed off, crusty smash.....
😂😂😂😂
All I wanted to know was how many cell phones did Mea have AND how far did she get away from the house because the attempted ride back with her husband was long.
Lol! It was! Great point!
She changed phones more than she changed outfits huh? 😂😂
Kelly ran more distance in a short while than a car would do in a longer time. Tyler Perry you wrong for that. 🤣
Lmfao!!!! Exactly did she run like 3 miles?!?
She ran miles without 1 car stopping until Kal came along
1.5 saxes is way too much
😂😂😂 it should be - 20
way too much
This ain't deserve a saxophone at all TYLER! Gahdamn
It's for Kelly 😂
I’m glad this movie was so bad so we could get this hilarious review 😂😂😂
Tony’s 2 minutes on lofts is hilarious 😂🤣🤣
I’m dyyyimggg!!! CRUSTY SHAFT, NO BIRD BATH!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀
I was yelling in my head walk down the steps why you keep getting on the elevator. Then criedlaughing saying homie so you just not going to rinse off, and she cool with it. Mea for the streets.
Dried up kewchie! 🤣🤣🤣
It's sad the we always have to be vulgar!! Disappointed. Such L O W standards!!
😂😂😂😂 this was on point. The story line made no sense 😂😂😂
Great review Tony, I agree with all of your points. Also to add to it if we weren't told Kelly wad a lawyer we would not have known, she was never in a courtroom. So many darn loose ends in the whole movie. And Oh! When and where did he hook up with the othe sister and how did the brother find out?
That was one of the few things they did explain. He did a painting for the sister in law before the movie starts.
It's why she loved the painting and respected the artist so much.
Now why did the DA allow this to stay in his house knowing what went down is a whole other conversation
@@KB-qk1ic ok now Tyler done did it, I'm going to rewatch it lmbo. Thanks.
Now this was an honest review! I could feel the frustration through the iPad screen. 😂😂😂 I haven’t heard not one good review on this movie. Sad.
Why didn’t she ever go to court? Why did Kelly run into the woman in DR of all places?
Thank you Tony! That movie was @ss! With a capital 'A!' I'm giving this movie 1 butt cheek out of 2!🤣
...half-assed? 😅😅😅
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4:10 Dry as a dessert with no oasis. This was the weirdest thing to me, ew.
...lofts have been sexy to me ever since Janet Jackson's "The Pleasure Principle" video
This was the sequel to temptation
Minus the positive HIV test 😂
With a dash of "good deeds"
@@sgenisesgsAnd the movie Addicted. It's all the same.
I'm not a fan of his films,subject matter or his directing either.But,I'm a fan of his grind to be successful,one time being homeless and sleeping in his car,then his plays taking off,then his Medea movies taking off.Owning his own film studio and the land it's on,plus the mansion thing. LOL. I salute him for all his success and making his dreams come true.
I shared your opinion until this movie. He has been hiding a very depraved mind.
@@novelettebarnes8379 I haven't seen this film nor will I either. LOL. I don't watch his films,not my cup of tea.
@@novelettebarnes8379 He hasn't been hiding. If this you think this is bad check All The Queens Men.
“He got the crusted over shaft!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tyler’s wigs been cuttin off his circulation 🤷🏽♂️
😂😂😂
“Midnight at blue “😂😂 driest of rides lmao that movie was not believable at all and happened just like you said it lol😂😂😂😂
This review is on point. Tyler needs to leverage his power to get the stars and budget, but he needs to outsource the writing and directing responsibilities.
Yes and some A list stars that he has had I don’t think he utilized their talents to full capacity either.
4:29- dried up indeed😂😂 and security will be on my floor every time we meet in the office! Do extra rounds to ensure my safety security man/woman. I will not be going to any loft!
I didn’t even waste my time. What’s funny is that you got coworkers thinking it’s a cinematic masterpiece and when you asked them have they seen “American Fiction”, they would say they couldn’t get with it. 🤣
Yeah the lack of sanitary care between lovers and lack of character intelligence for a the lawyer was beyond. On top of unexplained storylines and there was just alot that did not make basic sense
4:11-4:40 this whole sequence had me ROLLING!
I already know I'm gon agree but I'm stuck on the thumbnail lmaaaoo. Sir I cannot staaaand you!
You forgot the fact she was in the Dominican Republic and the Chicago news was playing lmao
I appreciate your passion about the uncleanliness and outrageousness of that paint scene! Lol
“Dryest rides”🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Tyler Perry made the perfect movie for what NOT to do when making a movie.
“What kinda horse shit is this?”😭😭
Messed her pH balance up!
After a fall from grace i refused to let tyler s&it me again. He misses so many small things with everything he does that misses take away from everything else
TONY THIS REVIEW WAS SPOT ON. This film was bad. We keep giving Perry numbers simply because of the desperation from the black community to see good quality films with a large black cast like Mo better blues, The Woods, Love and Basketball, Love Jones etc. Sadly Tyler Perry is the one with the budget and connections (and graft I guess). The likes of Issa Rae and Spike Lee need to give us more. As sensational directors they now have a responsibility to eclipse these TP movies...we are begging 😭😭😭😭😭
Bring back the spoilers, Tony.
We need the nitty geitty.
OMG!!! you are the 1st person that has reviewed this (that I saw) that mentioned the fact that Zaire put his pants back on "over the crust"!!!!! 🤮 I'm like, how has no one mentioned this!?
"He got the crusted over shaft!" "Puts his pants on OVER the crust"😂. I was caught up with Kelly actually doing that type of scene that I didn't notice
I'm hollering 'the crust' 😂😂😂
I found it hard to believe that a prosecutor would bring up murder charges when there is no body found.
It’s like he knows nothing about the law but he keeps writing movies involving criminals and lawyers 😂😂😂 GO GET SOME INSIGHT Jeeze
The face when you turned for the saxophones 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 explains the awfulness of this movie.
I love everything he said. I for sure had these same questions while watching this film. I only watched it for Kelly Rowland and I rolled my eyes the entire film. The only correction I have is he did not invite her to the sex club he said he was going out without leaving home and that peaked her interest so she followed him. She was walking to her car then changed her mind and followed behind him. I am sure he knew she would do that though
I 💯 percent agree with everything U said, Tony 👍🏾.
Katt was right, Tyler doesn’t make stars. He streamlines average movies
I needed this laugh. Tony is epic 😂👏🏼
😂😂😂😂😂😂 your entire take on this film was everything I needed
Love a Tony Baker movie review!
Thank you, Tony for this honest review! I wholeheartedly agree with everything you said.
😂 LMAO!!! This has got to be one of the FUNNIEST reviews Ever!!! 🤣
Kelly Rowland deserves better. They (not Tyler Perry) need to do a Donna Summers biopic and cast her.
I am so pumped to see your review on this. Cause I gave it -5 saxophones
10:29 and beyond had me crying laughing - I needed every moment of that. So much pain and suffering in Tony’s delivery 😂😂.
🤣🤣Bothered but not hot. This is going to be my snow day viewing. I need some foolishness today
The description was so perfect.
Someone else said the best description of this movie - “ it’s exhausting “
Now I don't have to watch that trash. Thank you, Tony.
Love 🫂 you with the reviews and All that you Do !!!!!
I was mad when Mea came back to his apartment. I started yelling at the screen when Ole dude got up with fresh Kewchie juice on him and started making out with Mea. He aint even try to rinse it off nor did she make him take a shower. 🤢🤮 I guess they were hoping that the paint would burn away the BV/STDs lmbo.
(I’m joking, I know how STDs are transmitted)
Tony! 😂 The end has me rolling! The combination of the look into the screen, the soft jazz, the black and white screen, with the speech over the saxophones 🎷is taking me out lol
You said exactly how I was feeling and you hit the nail on the head
😂😂😂I do love me a loft. It's just something sexy about a rustic brick exposed loft. 😂I'm sorry.
I love your spoilers reviews it save me money 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💸💸💸💸💸💸
I felt the SAME way and the end??? What!!?? Mia did NOT work for the CIA so why toss the phone. She could have just blocked him…the movie was 🗑️
I haven't even seen this movie but your summary was hilarious! I'm just gonna watch your recap two more times.
Bruuh the "crusted over shaft" took me out!!! LOL
I felt the same way. He did not clean himself after that bad sex scene with the woman before he slept with Mia (his lawyer). It was awful the writing I think he needs writers like you said. It was all over the place I did not like this movie at all. Just watched because of Kelly Rowland but he already knew we would by putting her there. 1 star only because of Kelly Rowland - but for her that movie is 0.
LOL Tony bout to buy a loft!
Best review of this movie! He was real and comical at the same time!
The crust.....I was not expecting that 💀💀😂😂 good review
One of your best reviews yet
Tyler Perry needs to take a few courses to elevate his writing. Kelly looked stunning ✨
Crusted over shaft lol I’m now in new subscriber
90% of people didn’t like the movie 5% thought it was ok and another 5% didn’t even bother 😅
🤚🏾 other 5% that just didn't bother 😂