Dan saying he rode a literal greyhound to work and then clarified “you know the little dog” KILLED me 😂😂 Edit: 2:43:22 is what I’m talking abt bc ppl say Dan didn’t say it 😂 Also TY for the likes ❤️
the little "youre watching content court" graphics on which pop up once a while on the bottom left are such an amazing touch. I would love to see the channel embrace being a universe a little.
This is a historic show. The is the first show in H3 history that Ethan heard and acknowledged every word that AB said. You know the rules, let’s goooo🎉
The only thing that could make this better is fake commercials throughout, like we’re watching daytime court tv. The sponsorships could be delivered this way 😂
Yes!!! And maybe during the pee break, Press (other staff members) could ask what people watching think about the case, etc. Like Olivia being a reporter and asking Love (a random passerby) what he thinks about the progress of the case.
I rarely ever leave comments on any TH-cam videos but I need to do it for this one even though it probably won’t be noticed: This to me is peak h3 content you got the sketch vides of the old school h3 content, the crew is super involved, production is on point and you are actually calling out problematic creators in a fun way but also making it informative. I don’t think it should be weekly, but at least once a month this should be a regular thing
@@iheartlreoy8134I respect this opinion, it makes sense you don’t want it to be a mandatory monthly thing because you would eventually use up all the good targets, although I would argue there is always someone popular and scummy around, but yeah I think we can agree at least it’s entertaining and I welcome more episodes even if they aren’t monthly
@@amysmiles9751This makes sense as well, when I think about it 90% of the time I consume h3 content as a vod/video not live, so maybe people who like the more live and interactive part of the show may not like it as much. Either way I hope we just get more entertaining content
@@LexaTerrestrialxI was thinking he just took it straight from Rudy Giuliani. (I probably butchered his last name) I’ve been calling the character Dan Giuliani. Huge fan of his character here it was hilarious
I cannot put into one TH-cam comment how happy I am with the show in its current state. Everyone seems on top of their game, Ethan is funnier than he’s ever been, the skits and bits are coming in more frequently, and behind the scenes is back. Everyone is killing it. Family.
Huge shoutout to Cam for this ep! The intro, the backgrounds all on point and the “you’re watching” icons in the corner killed me. Perfection. Cheers my dude!
For anyone who, like me, didn't give proper attention and appreciation to the pop-ups in the lower third the first time around... 29:52 47:30 1:06:51 1:24:24 2:04:58 2:11:51 2:31:25 3:04:45 3:27:28 I spent wayy to much time finding all these, hope I got em all 🤭🤭
Omfg yeah and the subject matter is sad af too. Gambling has the lowest "survival" rate of any addiction. His audience is going to be impacted pretty scarily. Ntm, he thinks he's being cool but he's a puppet. I'd bet he's way too addicted to ever turn down a deal with a gambling site ever again. I can't imagine a way off that elevator for him.
my mom is a middle school teacher and a lot of the kids follow adin ross and talk about andrew tate a lot, it's so sad and scary. i hope they're able to grow away from content like this as they age
2:45:07 When AB forgot what he was saying and looked at Dan and said "Hey hey hey, look at me, F YOU. How about that?" and Dan replied "How about F this guy. Am I right?" LMAO This whole thing was so funny and Dan's character was pure GOLD
This is so sad. Every section gets more and more unhinged. He basically admits that women are not safe at his house. Every person signs an NDA when they walk in which he uses as a crutch for him and his friends to do whatever they want to them and if they speak up he threatens to sue them. Disgusting.
Exactly what I thought. That's terrifying, if they do something horrible that's protection for the dickhead guys there....big big HUGE red predator flag
Best Content Court ever. So much work and effort put into this one. Can we show some appreciation for this awesome crew. THIS THIS IS WHY I'M WATCHING!!!
The creation and execution of this episode is amazing. H3 is giving us the best content on the internet and everyone’s work doesn’t go unnoticed. Family
love the crew so much. the amount of work and care put into this episode is insane. thank you ab for working so hard on it and dan deserves an oscar immediately
Dan this entire episode killed me , that dude js seriously funny. Him and Ab just play off each other so well! Ab cant keep a straight face and dan just troops on in his morty voice 😂😂
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Somethin about Dan being the most committed to the whole bit is so beautiful.
Burger King 5223 I couldn't agree more
He’s like a phoenix rising from the scorpion chair
I have grown up with Mega Man
W Dan
dan is a great man
"Did we already do the pledge of allegiance?" Is a great thing to say when you're late to anything.
I’m gonna say that next time I’m late to work. (I work construction and the half the guys are already drinking by 7AM)
@@TheVanderboneI was thinking the same thing. I'm sure it's gonna get a laugh.
@@TheVanderbone lmfaooo update us what the boys say
@skylervanderwalker so that's why our roads are so bad 🤨😂
😂 when youwlike in the cult called u s of a
we dont do that shit
The constantly ringing Motorola, the transatlantic accent, the daytime tv corner graphics… this show had it all 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The corner graphics made me feel like I stayed home from school after faking being sick
Yes, but that's no transatlantic.
I’d say it was more of a New York lawyer accent
It was giving Carl Hanratty from the movie Catch Me if You Can.
What did Ethan say at 42:14? From everyone's response I can tell it was BAD.
dan really put his whole swerdlussy into this one
Watching Dan in this episode feels illegal
Dan saying he rode a literal greyhound to work and then clarified “you know the little dog” KILLED me 😂😂
Edit: 2:43:22 is what I’m talking abt bc ppl say Dan didn’t say it 😂
Also TY for the likes ❤️
Im crying rn reading this comment and remembering the moment
"His greyhound got repossessed" lmao 3:34:10
“Sir that is outrageous, that is animal abuse” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Dan didn't say that tho
Bro that was AB
the daytime tv corner graphics are actually so insanely good this podcast is truly in its golden age and i’m so glad to be here. family. 😭
🎉🎉🎉🎉yesssss so trueeee
Totally
Who tf is corner graphics
Seriouslyyy
It’s only gotten better since it started. One of the few podcasts to do so. I’m so glad I’ve been with them from the beginning.
Dan being Adin’s defence attorney while simultaneously laughing at him in the background is comedy within itself 🙏
genuinely made me so happy
ADD-IN’s lawyer 😂
the little "youre watching content court" graphics on which pop up once a while on the bottom left are such an amazing touch. I would love to see the channel embrace being a universe a little.
obviously as long as its self aware and not annoying
No
its so fucking funny
We need commercials!
Dude if they did like a Snl, infomercial, adult swim skits/ animations would be awesome kinda sprinkled in oooooh lord. AMAZINNGS idea
Dan’s mispronouncing Adin as “add-in” was hilarious, solid character work from our producer extraordinaire
it was just like him saying “Vowsh” instead of “Vosh,” gave me lots of entertainment
Thought it was funny cus love says his name as add in too x)
Dan has been & will continue to be my favorite part of these shows. Man's has the best sense of humor & the best takes on real issues.
"his greyhound got repossessed" got me HOWLING, Dan and AB are fantastic in this episode. Great work everybody
This is a historic show. The is the first show in H3 history that Ethan heard and acknowledged every word that AB said. You know the rules, let’s goooo🎉
Big up dem words
ABs funniest line "that explains all the phones" surprise surprise was not acknowledged by anyone lol we heard it AB, that's all that matters.
big up to the court big up to the judge big up to the American Justice system *chokes on bacon *
@@britterzzz8744 even when he isn’t heard, he is seen by us and that’s beautiful
Big ups AB
Dan perfectly captured every affordable lawyer I’ve ever met
Dan deserves a trip to Japan as a bonus due to his stunning performance!
lets get this man to Japan!!
What's his best volcano option in Japan?
I need more of Dan’s attorney character, the riding a literal grey hound part just gets me, and I personally find the voice to be hilarious 😂
i'm so glad someone else mentioned the greyhound 😂 this is one for the books
The actual greyhound ahaha
1:00:52 // 2:43:14 // 3:33:54 😂🤣😁
I love when Dan is silly. We need more silly Dan episodes. Love Dan
I noticed Dan was in a goofy mood all week and I loooved it😊😂
Dan's the queen, can't do nothin wrong
Dan’s humor is so underrated. I love the way this man really gives it his all, and just absolutely commits to every bit.
Dan absolutely stole the show, this is why he’s the queen.
Can’t do nothing wrong!
Adin Ross is an actual imbecile
I can’t STAN DAN
Dannnnnnnn
Can’t do nothin wrong 🤷🏼
AB deserves endless flowers for his work on this episode, and Dan deserves an oscar.
It’s why I miss AB doing the PowerPoints and not Olivia 😢
@@ashcatchum i love Olivias powerpoints! Would love more content court from the mind of AB though- this episode was one for the books :)
Dan is a fucking legend, I hope all the crew do their own version of a degenerate lawyer. I also hope AB gets the chance to be the defender too !
@@ashcatchumyou certainly could have said something nice about AB without tearing down Olivia. do better
@@nialllappin4159schitzo posting again I see
2:43:20 Dan trying to not break character during this interaction has to be one of the funniest bits ive ever watched
A small dog 😂
The popups in the corner saying "you're watching content court" absolutely killed me
Those little touches absolutely make the show. The commitment to the bit is unmatched.
“It’s accurate, go right ahead. You’re a pussy and I’m bald” Dan killed me this whole episode 😂😂😂
Yyeessss😂😂😂
The only thing that could make this better is fake commercials throughout, like we’re watching daytime court tv. The sponsorships could be delivered this way 😂
ooooo such a good idea!!
Yes!!! And maybe during the pee break, Press (other staff members) could ask what people watching think about the case, etc. Like Olivia being a reporter and asking Love (a random passerby) what he thinks about the progress of the case.
Upvote!
Thiiiiis
Such a good idea
Dan didn't have to serve so hard 🤣🤣 We really don't deserve this man
The lost two minutes?
@@Automatomaticthe whole time.
W
He ate and left no crumbs
He’s the worst/most boring in the team hands down
We are in the golden age of H3
You clearly weren't around in 2014-2018
@@808leaffnah this is peak and ur nostalgia pilled
@@808leaff Ethan pissing on both sides of his robe was funnier than anything that happened that entire time
Nah that was still frenemies
This is like a platinum era. I feel you tho bro I'm loving this.
I rarely ever leave comments on any TH-cam videos but I need to do it for this one even though it probably won’t be noticed:
This to me is peak h3 content you got the sketch vides of the old school h3 content, the crew is super involved, production is on point and you are actually calling out problematic creators in a fun way but also making it informative. I don’t think it should be weekly, but at least once a month this should be a regular thing
I disagree I think it’s so good because they only break it out on an as needed so we aren’t wasting the concept on an unworthy target just for content
Who cares if they deserve it I want more slop to listen to@@iheartlreoy8134
I second that motion, it doesn't have to be the whole show maybe just a skit.
@@iheartlreoy8134I respect this opinion, it makes sense you don’t want it to be a mandatory monthly thing because you would eventually use up all the good targets, although I would argue there is always someone popular and scummy around, but yeah I think we can agree at least it’s entertaining and I welcome more episodes even if they aren’t monthly
@@amysmiles9751This makes sense as well, when I think about it 90% of the time I consume h3 content as a vod/video not live, so maybe people who like the more live and interactive part of the show may not like it as much. Either way I hope we just get more entertaining content
Dan can never call Ethan a theatre kid again after this
yeah i think he had too much fun 😂
yeah he really got into that role... I swear i felt like he must have watched several Paul Giammati films prior. 🤣
@@LexaTerrestrialxI was thinking he just took it straight from Rudy Giuliani. (I probably butchered his last name) I’ve been calling the character Dan Giuliani. Huge fan of his character here it was hilarious
Dude I didn’t realize Dan had a passion for being on front of the camera too, he’s so confident & a natural. Didn’t seee that coming from him
My fave when they did the swap jobs episode
W DAN
@@MattH3ew-rm3irgraduate? 😁
Go watch up their more shtick & skit heavy episodes/skits, Dan shows his theater kid energy there too lol
This was SO well done. Also huge shoutouts to AB and Dan for getting law licenses in between working for the pod. More content court with ☮️ and 🤍!!
@@FreshNews247THATS TOO FUNNY 💀
Truuu. Our lil lawyers
"In the course of urination, the robes of justice..." has to be the funniest preamble ever.
He has such a way with words
Dan since he started to who he is now is SUCH a character arch. I love seeing Dan be so open to characters and the convo. We LOVE DAN.
Olivia helped i feel like
Dan deserves an Oscar this is an iconic episode
A big steamie
i was genuinely surprised at how great he was at playing this character😂
Did I mention it was a literal greyhound?
*And in the role of a lifetime*
I cannot put into one TH-cam comment how happy I am with the show in its current state. Everyone seems on top of their game, Ethan is funnier than he’s ever been, the skits and bits are coming in more frequently, and behind the scenes is back. Everyone is killing it. Family.
It really just gets better and better
i rejoined the family in the past year after not watching for a long time, now i don’t miss an episode
I was just thinking about this too!
The best time to be alive
Not gonna lie, after years of not very good shows, this one was one of the best
Did anyone else die of laughter when Dan started doing the nose breathing technique that AB taught them…. 💀
The icing on the cake for me were those little promos in the corner like you were watching court tv on a local broadcast channel, beautiful touch.
Dan is rightfully getting so much love for his stellar improv/acting skills but I’d also like to give a big shoutout to Cam for the killer graphics !
And shout to AB for the research
I just noticed that vausch was in the the back 😂 just some constructive criticism, he should have a cowboy hat on…. amazing graphics though.
@@taylorbritney8718yes! love how he even did voiceover videos to explain the points, you can tell he put in a lot of effort
Dan hitting the vape sent me💀 this was truly the *Content Court* of all time .
the way Hila snatched that shit
Time stamp?
@@Noeray1209 about 1:40:42
Dan really let out his theater kid energy. The man deserves an Oscar.
the whole bathroom segment and then ethan coming back and saying he didnt have an honorable moment was my favorite part lmao
"WOULD YOU BULLY HITLER???!!!" Followed immediately by Hello Moto ringtone SENT ME THROUGH THE ROOF
replying so i know when someone posts the timestamp
@@eelijahh64a bit late to reply but just in case anyone's still looking for this moment here you go fam 3:11:20
Huge shoutout to Cam for this ep! The intro, the backgrounds all on point and the “you’re watching” icons in the corner killed me. Perfection. Cheers my dude!
The background is sooooo good
So true
Id love to see Sam do a Southern Attorney next time. I like the idea of the defense being an outlandish character. Dan was hilarious lol
Ooohh like Matthew McConaughey in Lincoln lawyer. I need someone to yell “you can’t HANDLE the truth” at some point.
I want Sam to go full Foghorn Leghorn
@@laplumemobile don’t we all.
No thanks
leave it to old ethan ku klux klein to make it racist again.
The little pop ups of Dan and Ab are such a nice touch 🙌
FRRRRR THIS TEAM IS AMAZING
there's ethan as well
What about the Gamersuppies bottle being perfectly centered within the scales of liberty & justice
also reminds me of when Family guy made a joke about these lil pop ups on the corner of the programm u were watching
AB quoting lil Wayne and mimicking his voice flew me into outer space
For anyone who, like me, didn't give proper attention and appreciation to the pop-ups in the lower third the first time around...
29:52
47:30
1:06:51
1:24:24
2:04:58
2:11:51
2:31:25
3:04:45
3:27:28
I spent wayy to much time finding all these, hope I got em all 🤭🤭
i love youuuu ❤ as a listener mostly i read comments in the end and i noticed i missed it all 😂
omg i missed the first one with ab and dan !!! thank u :D
Not all heroes wear capes
Thank you!!! They were so funny
You deserve a Purple Heart
Was actually extremely depressing to do a deep dive into adins content knowing how influential he is to young dudes. This is irreparable damage.
EXTREMELY 😢
That's how I feel too. The crew was hilarious, but his behaviour and actions are disturbing.
My nephew follows him :(
Omfg yeah and the subject matter is sad af too. Gambling has the lowest "survival" rate of any addiction. His audience is going to be impacted pretty scarily. Ntm, he thinks he's being cool but he's a puppet. I'd bet he's way too addicted to ever turn down a deal with a gambling site ever again. I can't imagine a way off that elevator for him.
my mom is a middle school teacher and a lot of the kids follow adin ross and talk about andrew tate a lot, it's so sad and scary. i hope they're able to grow away from content like this as they age
This new element of Dan trying not to laugh while in character is fucking sending me
AI Ethan was so much funnier.
Full sending it bro
@@fleebertreatise1063 WHERE? Sending what to where?
@@bostontowny4life744 AI ethan?
Dan to AB “ fuck you!”
*pause*
Ethan “well come to that”
AB “him fucking me?”
Dan and AB had me dying this episode 😂😂😂
1:18:08 😂 I laughed so hard at this
Yyyeessss the pussy and bald bickering had me dead
I read this right as they said it lmfaoooo
@@megan_jamesur a real one for providing the timestamp, thank u!
21
dan asking ethan to spell hearsay and ethan spelling heresy is everything😂😂
2:15:20 we need Dan shouting 'WHAT THE FUCK GIRL' as a soundbite
Dan has been so giddy the last couple of episodes I am LIVING for it
Is Allie preggggggooooo
@@emmerrick4563inappropriate 🙄
@@Molly-ff6dq why is that? that would be awesome
He has been at his absolute best this week! All week have been rewatch eps for me solely because of Dan’s energy 😂
@@emmerrick4563 because we have no idea what they’re situation is and it shouldn’t be commented on.
Ethan telling Dan to “act black” and then instant button is so funny to me 😂
lol perfect way to set him up 😂
Timestamp?
@@b133142:32:22
Saw the comment and since I am watching the whole pod anyway wanted to help you out.
@@b13314
2:32:24 😉
@@b13314
2:32:25
Lena holding up Ducky for the “all rise” had me cackling 🤣🤣
0:37
Omg, had to rewind cuz I missed it!
So flipping kayoooot (aka cuuuute)! 😍❤🐶❤🥰
i had doubts about a content court without AI ian but dan really hit this one out of the park. we love dan! dan is the queen!
Yeah, but randomly making eye contact with AI Ian behind Dan kept sending me haha
Thank you for the shoutout!
Dan absolutely ATE, but I want to give AB his flowers! He put this whole thing together and brought back the court baby!!
“kids have the least to lose from gambling” killed me lmaoooo
16:35 Dan doing the nose thing AB mentioned last episode is fucking genius 😂🤣
Seriously Dans theatrical talent is insane. I love this character, the accent, the ringtones ❤❤❤
AI Ian will be missed but Dan is just killing it
The fact that Ethan’s mom, dad, and Austin Mcbroom are in the audience is priceless hahaha 😂
I was crying laughing when I noticed who was in the audience !
Jeremy and P&P got me too lmao
Jeff too 😂
Don't forget AI Ian, XQC, and Fat Love!
Didn’t even notice that!
the hello moto actually triggered my fight of flight response
i was starting to fall asleep and tht ringtone went off and my soul left my body
Judge Ethan ordering Hila the pregnant bailiff to shoot the Dan the lawyer was incredible
I’m a glad I’m not the only one who LOVED that part
Too good
1:16:25 for all of us that wanna go back and watch it 50 times
@@MacMac548THANK YOU
Dan trying to keep a straight face while explaining he rode a literal greyhound dog to court 😂 2:43:32
The banter between AB and Dan was comedic gold holy shit
2:45:07 When AB forgot what he was saying and looked at Dan and said "Hey hey hey, look at me, F YOU. How about that?" and Dan replied "How about F this guy. Am I right?" LMAO This whole thing was so funny and Dan's character was pure GOLD
Dan to AB: “You’re a pussy and I’m bald” 😂 Dan was off the rails today! Peace & Love! Family!
Dan with the facts
Give me the time stamp I want to go back to it 😂
Ethan looks like Elsa cosplaying as a judge in that wig.
Lmfao why is this so true tho
vs spiderman
😂
It took me a minute to realize those were hairdresser alligator clips and not a tiara on his head. It was giving Elsa Barbie hair.
This is so sad. Every section gets more and more unhinged. He basically admits that women are not safe at his house. Every person signs an NDA when they walk in which he uses as a crutch for him and his friends to do whatever they want to them and if they speak up he threatens to sue them. Disgusting.
Exactly what I thought. That's terrifying, if they do something horrible that's protection for the dickhead guys there....big big HUGE red predator flag
NDAs cannot be used to cover up a crime!
Best Content Court ever. So much work and effort put into this one. Can we show some appreciation for this awesome crew. THIS THIS IS WHY I'M WATCHING!!!
my FAVORITE part of this whole video is when ethan said "he's getting exposed in AMONG US?"
i was so glad he said something bc i was thinking the same thing i felt i was going insane like IS NO ONE SEEING HOW RIDICULOUS THAT IS
Also when he said all his aborted fetuses are floating around in Among Us was soooo insane lol
1:34:13 😮😂
I'm glad that Dan polished up his dome for this one
PLEASE continue to do Content Court!!! This series so SO GOOD
Dan killed it. He was the best part of this ep. Improv and timing skills were DANk
these guys do the best job at taking a bunch of ppl i dont know or care about and turning it into something entertaining
I'm so glad Content Court is back, and I'm so happy that Dan could successfully replace AI Ian. It was no easy task but holy shit he crushed it.
“Proceed.”
“…don’t tell me what to do!”
The way I cackled when Ethan said he peed on his robes 💀 2:45:59
The XQC response of just "naw, dont do that" had me absolutely dying. I mean good take, but hilarious!!!!
When Dan did the nose thing that AB was talking about last episode… I lost it 😂
It's like, three minutes in and Dan's already got me cracking up. 10/10
3:12:30 this is gold I can already tell I’m gonna come back to this video so many times
I swear to god why aren't more people talking about this I couldn't stop laughing when Dan and Ethan blamed each other for the Holocaust
@@selinahilmes I was literally HOWLING with laughter dude this is gonna be a classic for sure 😭
“YOU ARE HITLAH” 😭😭😭😭😭
You can tell AB worked really hard on this powerpoint just for Ethan to read/present the whole thing himself lol
Dan continuing with the voice for the whole show was very funny.
I am genuinely IMPRESSED by Dan’s performance. Please keep the Content Court coming!!!
The creation and execution of this episode is amazing. H3 is giving us the best content on the internet and everyone’s work doesn’t go unnoticed. Family
I love how Dan made it a content court about Ethan for a few minutes 😂😂😂😂
love the crew so much. the amount of work and care put into this episode is insane. thank you ab for working so hard on it and dan deserves an oscar immediately
I LOVE everyone embracing their character. This is so fun and you can tell so much hard work has gone into it. Also ABs slides are so good!
dan's character is soooo gold
Ethan wearing a french revolution wig instead of a judges wig is killing me
everyone did so great this episode, AB and Dan did such an awesome job
Ok I now live for solicitor Swerdlove. What an absolutely hilarious performance. Dan you legend.
My opposing council taught me a technique the other day killed me😂😂
Dan: "how do you spell 'hearsay'?"
Ethan: "HERESY- I believe"
Dan: *pauses
me: 😂😂😂 this is comedy
I'm only 3 minutes in and I'm already in love with Dan (as always). He is on point
I wonder who wrote that phone call interruption bit: probably the funniest moment of the decade
I'm so happy they're doing another content court. Like a week ago I was binging so much of the podcast and the content court is just so good
Dan deserves an Oscar for staying in character the whole time 😂😂😂
STANDING OVATION TO DAN
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
And the whole team of course but Dan was just popping off he’s HILARIOUS
Dan’s phone is so good and the bottom left little tv promo was killing me
God Dan was killing me this entire episode 😂😂😂 it brought me so much needed joy
Dan this entire episode killed me , that dude js seriously funny. Him and Ab just play off each other so well! Ab cant keep a straight face and dan just troops on in his morty voice 😂😂