NELK Is A Menace To Society - Content Court
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ต.ค. 2021
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Wow, that full size war hammer looks like a tiny child’s gavel in Ethan’s gargantuan grips.
you don't even pack chew
They can't keep getting away with pinning slander.
I dislike black people
@@pldjdjdcouclekrn9177 everyone dislikes you
Nice comment steal
Please make shaq saying “delete me from this conversation” a sound byte hahahaha
Run up the likes on this it’s a necessity
PLEASE LMAO
@@jordanbeaulieu3093 all fax
I missed it :( timestamp please?
@@YahyaKhashaba 35:48
I like how AB looked like the slick young rookie last time and now looks like a he’s been worn down by the profession
😂😂
This is an underrated comment…really good
@@DerbeTeresa i was just about to say the same thing lmao
Hanging with annoying middle age men will do that to you
The clout gobbling takes a toll on ya
“He shot megan thee stallion in the foot”
“That was a full send moment.”
“He full sent her ass to the hospital“
20:41
This literally had me laughing for too long 😭😂😂
I legit laughed so hard when AB said that
Tory lanez 🐐
Her friend did it she just want to frame someone she abused
@@aleco678 you’re twisted
I love hearing dan laugh his ass off in the background, and then it cuts to him like a minute later and he's back to being the stone-faced bailiff 😂
Dan looks like he's boutta knock on the door of a bachelorette party like "Someone called for the looong arm of the law"
Can't unsee it now - wish I woulda waited til the end of the video before checking comments
Yaaaaaaas
🥳
😂😂
“What are you Michael Jackson?”
Ian: *cuts to AB*
lmaoooo
AB: 🤐
🤣 i’m glad someone else noticed that lol
1:23:36
i always forget ian does cameras so that made that part even better 💀🤣
“So just a standard run of the mill murder wouldn’t necessarily be full send.”
Has to be one of my favourite Dan quotes and quotes in general from this day forward.
@The Wise what
@@jazzcabbage6759 hexactly. wat? 🙃
Yo normalize this
Love h
Dan looks like he’s about to pop up at a Bachelorette party lol
I love how Love's little pedestal raised up for his honor.
100%
Love is adorable.
So sweet 😋
Oh my god, that is incredible!
I died when his little monitor raised up. 🤣🤣🤣
I loved the:
Dan: "They cant be president, they are canadian"
...
Ethan: "and also degenerates"
😂
Didn’t stop trump lol 😂
didn't stop half the Presidents lol
@@NANA-qe8np and a
too bad only one of them is canadian
@@RaggedyAnnWins 4 of them are Canadian? Wtf
Love's little tablet moving up a couple centimetres when everybody 'rises for the honorable judge' is LEGIIIIT
thank you that fuckin killed me
Thank you! I would have never caught that!
all of my worst ex's (who I later realized hated women), used to subject me to these videos. I can confirm that the nelk boys have created absolute menaces to society.
Or maybe it was you... I'd be willing to bet it was you that had more effect than nelk
@@Ah-fb8pc found the Nelk boy
are you nuts lol?
I’ve never experienced a bailiff have so much input during a court case.
That’s why he makes the big bucks 😌 lmao
Guess you haven't seen Caught in Providence
Lmao. This comment is making the whole thing funnier. Ty.
Neither has anyone else
@@mandarinD I’ve heard of it but I can’t remember the bailiff being so educated on the cases, he had almost similar weight in a case as the judge.
Zach defending NELK while clowning on them with soundbites is top tier
Truuuuue
They can appeal on the basis of improper counsel.
@@BM-wh5qk *nelk can appeal on basis of being genetically defunct*
Its so charming how AB teases Zach about his Nelk boys jacket. They're like brothers lightly poking fun at eachother
I recently rewatched them Steve-O h3 interview and he talks all about how a main factor of the jackass pranks is that the public aren’t the butt of the joke and they aren’t mean spirited, and how so many TH-cam pranks seems to be the opposite of this. Feel like NELK fully encapsulates just being douches and making the general public and often low-paid worker’s annoyed for their own entertainment
some of LoveLiveServe pranks were about making themselves look like fools or embarrassing themselves, and JStudios were all about that. Edbassmaster was good at that too.
I think Steve-o hangs out with them or was in one of their videos
This is mostly true though the skits in Japan during the first film make me cringe as an adult.
This is so true. I can't remember where I heard it but I always remember this quote that a GOOD prank will do nothing to its target other than make them feel like they've gone insane. Just For Laughs Gags does an amazing job at this. One of my favs is when they wait for ppl to go into a portapotty and then they move a trailer w a business meeting so the door to the potty opens up to the meeting when they come out. Ppl are SO confused and its genuinely hilarious for everyone
dave england literally took a fat fuckin shit in the display toilet of a local hardware store, but youre telling me the public is never the butt (lol) of the joke? Im not even a nelk fan, i grew up on jackass. i just find that a bit contradictory
I need Ethans wig to get more and more elaborate with every content court video
I need him to look like Trixie Mattel by the next court and Lady Bunny the next
Just larger and larger and the sides and back longer and longer every time 😂
HAHA
@@EmeraldEyes3713 and curlier lolol
Personally I like to imagine that love is literally sitting on Dan’s shoulder
I will never unsee it now 😆
Someone needs to make fanart of that
Same dog. He’s like a little bird sitting on dans shoulder. That’s what I always thought lol
Same! I see Love as Dans cheeky conscience on his left shoulder
that's comforting
I love how that guy who was talking to Shaq was complaining about women who use men for money, but all they literally talk about is how they objectify women and use them for sex.
Watching after the Bradley interview!
Which Interview are you talking about?
"He full sent her ass to the hospital" ABSOLUTE GOLD AB
That was a good one 😂🤣
Timestamp?
underrated comment from AB this ep!!!!
AB has solid 1 liners or call backs that make me crack up. Same with Zack
20:54 for the comment
20:43 for the context
Finally, someone's talking about this. I used to watch these guys in highschool and their basically raising a whole generation.
a few years ago i also used to watch them genuinely disappoints me💀
@The Wise Let's be honest NELK and H3 have similar audiences, young people wanting to get manipulated and wanting to buy made in China T-shirts, this is just 2 t shirt selling companies having a lil competition, nothing wrong on either end imho
@@stanleywhitehughes what?
@@stanleywhitehughes one consistently promotes drug/alcohol abuse in every video among many other toxic things while also promoting harassment frat culture.
@@loserweezerfan8065 as long as you dont anymore. Just shows uve grown :)
menace to all dogs too
or best friend...
I love the idea of a judge plugging his merch before court is in session and the whole courtroom just sitting in silence while he does his sponsor reads randomly throughout the trial
I’m cracking up at this thought, thank you haha
I love it!
True capitalism
The fact that these guys idea of a party is just a crowd of people screaming and Dan getting genuinely annoyed by it is the funniest thing I've seen
Dan literally gets annoyed with everything and this is the most common comment I see “the fact Dan is getting annoyed is the funniest thing I seen”
With that costume aswell. Its perfect. Party Police...literally
@@pillowmaker9861 It's exhausting watching this dude get annoyed at EVERYTHING. He definitely falls into the, "I'm too cool for school" category.
@@vloppysagina I mean that's accurate 'cause he's mentioned several times that he almost failed High school.
@@vloppysagina Dan is cool but he's a total hipster
I don’t see any comments about it but 6ix9ine talking about beating his kids mom to a female interviewer made me actually sick to my stomach that whole story and situation was awful. 😐
I know and he made it all about him too. Psychotic narcissist.
yes it made me so sick to my stomach.... i cant believe that someone would do something like that! assault is illegal and wrong he should have known better... and to talk to a WOMAN? about assault?! DISGUSTING women should never have to hear stories about punching :( it is bad to punch ppl
It was funny
V
Petition to get h3 pod to revive the Content Court or A Closer Look, and have them do a Trisha episode
Trisha episode no because it would upset hila. Revive content court and closer look in general is a yes
Fr I love content court
Ethan looks like Dolly Parton, with manly hands of course.
Why is this so accurate, tho? Can't unsee it now 😬
@@AxxLAfriku hey have you cracked 5k views yet?
He looks like Liberace, if Liberace was in the beegees
the “prank” asking the woman if she wanted to buy some black tar heron definitely made me angry- and then finding out that she has a child in drug rehab at that very moment in time. i cannot imagine how she must’ve felt the rest of the day and night. one stupid comment can really really mess someone up. how cruel
It was just a joke
@@freshstart747 who’s laughing?
She shouldnt go out if she gets triggered like a sjw
@@acdesegurgels8663 8 year old?
@@acdesegurgels8663 get out of here nelk fanboys.
You know what's weird? You'd think a group like this would be for 12 year olds. Like you'd think the bulk of their fanbase would be edgy preteens. But no, going by the look of their videos, the bulk of their fanbase are college aged GROWN MEN. That... that is just frightening.....
Dudes in college aren’t men
Nathaniel Cox well there is a reason why men in fraternities are called “frat boys”.
you def voted for byron
@@cshepard09 who tf is Byron
Ethan 2021 is unironically someone Ethan 2015 would have made fun of in a video on his channel when he originally took off for actually being funny
Man, they really need to bring "Content Court" back! Miss these type of episodes hence why I'm rewatching them. Also has to do with that I have no life but y'know I miss it as well. 😳🤷🏻♀️🙃😅
Same lol saaaame
that one guy punching him in the face after sneezing on him satisfied me to no end. I want a compilation of them getting beat in retaliation to make up for the suffering I had to go through watching the cringe pranks
yesssssssssssssssssss! im a pacifist but i loved it lol
sneezing on someone in a deadly pandemic honestly i would call attempted murder... 7 yrs in prison min.
@@colbicolbiWTF something like that happened here in the UK, pretty some someone coughed on a bus driver who then got covid as a result and passed away:(
@@colbicolbiWTF you're so detached from society and soft af
@@caesar.5252 what? Sounded like you just repeated a line that someone said to you instead lmfao??
I WAS NOT EXPECTING A CONTENT COURT ON THIS FINE THURSDAY (but where is PC Hila?)
He said it was comin on the last stream, but I didn’t think it would come today either 🔥
Fine indeed
Honestly i like rare and unexpected Content Court, just sprinkled throughout
They literally told us it was coming
@@Piggy-0145 they said it would be uploaded today too
I can't imagine a more mind-numbing experience as watching people gamble on twitch
I love how the guy was like "walk away from me, walk away from me now man" I felt that
LOVE CC! But with peace and love, WE NEED IAN AS DEFENSE TEAM! He brings the most bizarre but convincing arguments. Doesn’t even have to be AI Ian. Don’t get me wrong, zach did great but we NEVER get enough Mr Verified!
Zach did great for this one though, shout out to his family
@@josefina_e don’t get me wrong he def did! We just don’t get enough Ian as it is❤️
@@punkchris I also feel like he has to be pretty tuned into the conversation to be able to switch so quickly. Might be hard to participate when you’re that concentrated
Agreed! More Ian!
I agree! but this defense was very on brand for Zac..
CONTENT COURT IS BACK, BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Dawg your content was my childhood
YEAAAAAH BABYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
HELLLL YEAAA!!!!
I was sad when I saw they stopped content court. Glad it's back
Wtf, you're still alive?
Please continue to do these, I get worried you guys will stop when it doesn't get as much attraction than other stuff. But I need this series in my life ❤️
Eric Andre is the king of hidden camera pranks because the joke is always on him
As a Canadian who has met a million of these guys, Zach is killing it with the vocab & outfits- just missing a water bottle to spit his chew into
@@DeeStarForLove omg true
I thought Canadians were a nice group of people until I saw these man children. I’ve never heard anyone talk/act like this and hope to never see it again.
@@Alexandra_Wolf east coast hockey bros are all alike
@@Alexandra_Wolf I mean there’s some terrible people everywhere. None of the guys that Zach is imitating that I’ve personally met are anything close to being that awful. I was more commenting on the phrases, look, etc.
I knew he was supposed to be Canadian the second I saw him. So perfect.
shedder and alfredo need little attorney costumes
I think they need little prison uniforms as they await trial. You know they're guilty of something.
Or bailiff costumes
@@goblin53gan I know it was you fredo
@@tiffanywolf1954 you broke my hearttt
Just like Dr. Leon the advogado cat!
As a resident Canadian, this is so embarrassing to watch. :( They need to realize that what they are doing isn't okay, thank you H3 for exposing and bringing this to light. I had no idea about this channel and these guys. :/
“Yeah let’s gather together and just scream in each other’s faces”
Totally agree that it should be more like the old content court, AB and Zach should present their arguments and Ethan shouldn't be aware of the content until they film
Yeah and AI Ian
Yes!
Yes, not this bastardised version
I don’t like Zach in it at all lol AI Ian is funnier
The main difference between this newer generation of 'pranks' and older ones like Jackass, is the new gen prank other people, where as I remember Johnny Knoxville (iirc) saying they generally only prank themselves or each other and when they're in public it's more or less just using people as witnesses, it was never mean-spirited to pedestrians.
very true
Agreed. The people being pranked were never the subject of the video. It was by the people doing the prank, showing off their talents. But these guys have NO discernible talents so they have to ruin strangers days and make them uncomfortable.
Johnny Knoxville is a gift. These Chadnadians could never.
@@Alexandra_Wolf this! The butt of these “prank” jokes is hahahaha look how uncomfortable this random person is isn’t that hilarious, like no, no it isn’t 😂
thisssss like nelk hides behind ‘well we look dumb we drink and act gay so its on us🤪” when in reality its just “hey look at these people giving proper reactions to douchebags acting like douchebags”
I love how Dan says "ooohhhp" at the end when he forgets to stand up after telling everyone else to 😂
Take a shot every-time zack says “dart” “chew” or “full-send”
I never realized how badly I needed Hila in her cop costume until now
I miss mother hila 💔
Miss her too but Dan looks smoking hot in that uniform
Badass bailiff alert! 🚨
Same
@@kristinehansen. that’s very true
I think this show would work better if Ethan didn’t watch the videos before the episode and he let Zach and AB introduce the evidence
No, because then Ethan would pause every 5 seconds
Absolutely agree
@@TheLalalalani lol luv him for it
@@bradlupien2770 thats how the old content court worked, and I think he was actually better that way. He pauses because he has already seen it and has pre-thought topics to talk about. When he hasn't seen the vids, he has to focus more. Its actually way better
Ethan is low energy af....the guy is barely awake
Wait why are they trying to makeup with NELK? These people are literal criminals
Now hear me out, a content court where Michael Jackson is at trial and AB has to be the defendant
DAN: "All rise for the honorable Judge Ethan Klein"
LOVE BOT: 💕🤖 ⬆️
ngl, but Ethan being both judge and prosecution seems to be a conflict of interest, with peace and love
Its at least not as bad as reality of our local jail (which is owned by the judges)
Good observation, sir. 🧐👏🏽
Definitely COI, I would recommend recusal of the prosecution/judge 👨🏻⚖️, filing a complaint with the Bar in that state, & sanctions relevant to the misconduct in this case- if it does please the Court, Your Honor.
Ty for letting me nerd out here. 🤓😜😅😉👌🏽
Be blessed.
😎🤘🏽💋🔮⚖️
Its not PG with a positive message at the end
Too right. This is a Content Kangaroo Court
Conflict of interest? Sounds like a full send. 💯
Back in college, Me and my friends used to yell at the frat boys we’d pass by downtown in our city “is that NELK boys?” Usually to immediate replies of threats
People who praise Jordan Belfort completely missed the point of the movie. That's it.
Zach: *relives elementary school trauma*
AB: "tragic..."
Same energy as Zuko's "that's rough buddy"
Trauma lol
more tragic than AB throwing up in front of 22 year old "kids" 😫
@@lyfii lmao. When AB was telling that story I was thinking he was like 16 or 17 hanging around some 18 or 19 year olds.
content cop, leftovers, off the rails, h3tv, and after dark? there’s never been a better time to be an h3 viewer
Content cop LOL
@@Melissayylmao lmao whoops
@@deanmoriarty6015 energetically aligned
There have been better times to be an h3 viewer
@@lindboknifeandtool i swear to god if you say “back when they made anti-sjw videos” i’m gonna laugh in your face
Let AB present the arguments again guys! Also AI Ian should have a part even if not playing the defense full time!
Dan forgetting to stand up as he asks everyone else to stand up at the end just FULL SENT me.
Dont want to hate on Zach, he does a good job, but AI Ian is really hard to top.
Yeah I dont think Zach really fit the part very well here, AI Ian was the best
I'm really glad content court is back tho
Yeah I definitely miss AI Ian. That's what I was most excited for honestly
I was so disappointed that AI Ian wasn’t in this one, he made the show 🥺
Omg ur pfp is depressed penguin ,I’m sorry you had to see that too 😔
I like Zach on defense but AB should be presenting the points, the dynamic between AB and Zach is already fun.
Ijijjojj
Totally agree! Zach VS AB as opposing council sounds so fun.
Content court is my favorite bit
oh god... when one of them asked that woman “do you want any black tar heroin?” and she responded with “i’ve got a kid in rehab” that broke my damn heart.
Omg its almost like everyone knows someone addicted 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@Ah-fb8pc as an addict, quite literally stfu. allow people to sympathize and empathize with strangers. it was still a fucked up situation.
Ethan’s hair is almost and big and vivacious as his splendid hands!
😂😂😂 Great adjectives
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN….THE MOMENT WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
What after coffee an the other guys did a video an all the work fuck that
1:32:26
Ethan: What's the porridge temperature at?!
Dan: Wrong bears
Ethan: I'm mixing stories
That made me cackle.
11:00
Bruh the "Yo, you don't even pack chews" is so fucking funny to me for some reason.
ngl I miss AI Ian, he was a great defense attorney!
There’s no such thing as a defendant attorney lol it’s a defense attorney
@@mikejones2405 thanks Mike
Mike Jones coming in with the negativity thanks mike
@@karissaivet lo siento pinche Mike
@@gmartinez3559 ya sé, perdón por no conocer todos los términos legales en inglés, Mike
We the people kindly request this court to reinstate A.I. Ian as everyone's favorite devil's advocate 👹
thank you thank you peace and love we want AI ian back
yes please
Yes
Same, but did something happen to AI Ian that is making them not use him? I am wondering why he wasn’t in this
I like how they said "freshwater lake" as if that means there can't be a shark. In Australia it's very common to find bullsharks in fresh water as they swim from the ocean up rivers
Zach’s lime joke is one of the best things I’ve ever heard lmao
I feel like I'm the only person who has never heard of the NELK boys. This will be educational.
Educational.. but i know my life was better before knowing them😭
@@carohysk Yep, just finished watching it and I've come to the same conclusion.😕
I saw the title and was like “who?!?!” And I’m certainly glad I didn’t know who they were smh🤦🏾♀️
Unfortunately I did know about them only because of the bad things they'd done (pandemic ragers/gym protests/gambling) but I like to see the situation get boosted because they are all scum.
I'm proud I've never seen these losers content, even if by accident lmao
Love rising at the start xD
I was living for that moment.
instantly got me ahaha
I thought love rising was the guy making tiktoks in the woods?
i lost it bahahahaha
And the end.. lol it was perfect
Thanks for making another one guys; Great job pushing this one through AB.
If I had someone prank me like that on one of my bad days I'd quit, can't deal with it. I don't want to deal with people on the best of days
As an Aussie it is was pretty satisfying to hear Zach say “smokin darts” over and over
As a kiwi, I agree. Everyone talking about ‘smoking a dart’ over here 😂
Omg literally, was waiting for a "durry" slip but no 😭
As a Canadian I feel this.
As a canadian, same
As a Canadian, I agree! Ripping darts, breaking hearts.
*“He full sent her ass to the hospital”* LMAO Ab that was pretty good
That last moment tho when Dan realizes he forgot to rise... priceless.
I remember watching them when I was younger when they did harmless pranks, like disrupting college lectures. Not this shit. It's sad to see
Exact same
I love how the judge is actually the prosecution.
That's how bad nelk clowns be
You taking about the great ethan klein
There may be a bit of bias in this case
Gotta say Zack buying a $200 Full Send Jacket makes him the perfect defense for this
Zach is the real MVP this episode 🙌
Love the profile pic 😂
Nah, we need AI Ian
I don't understand what's happening with your profile picture, but I'm here for it
He be claiming it as a business expense lmao
The ACAB sticker under the Officer badge on Dan's uniform 😄🤣 and Love's tablet displaying "BETAAAA" the details are so good
That astroworld soundbite hits different
i love how the black backdrop of ethan’s robe brings out the beautiful details on his mesmerizingly large hands!
😂😂😂😂 how much did Ethan pay you!
i had to read your comment twice
I feel like I’m back in high school and ethans giving a PowerPoint presentation 😂😂😂😂
Bro I was high af about to take notes lmaooo
Yeah, the gay jokes were especially hilarious... I always f**k my bros in the a$$ as a prank. But I'm full send straight.
What about the Tesla you raffled ? No news on that front
I literally had never heard of these d-bags until this video came out lol
wtf
"All rise for the honorable judge, Ethan Klein."
*Love slowly ascends in the background*
caught me off guard and had me laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Loved when they panned back to him and he was going down 😂
@@ArreisNerual yeah 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao thanks for pointing that out!
Kav Kav furiously taking notes on how to handle himself in court.
Lmfaoooo
Kav Kav thinkin’ about hiring Zach as his lawyer.
The fake sneezing and coughing during Covid. Full send. How did they come up with such OG content?
Please bring this series back 🙏🙏🙏
I believe the word your honor was looking for is “notoriety.”
And the funny thing was he used it the sentence before,
I was yelling “notoriety!! Notoriety!” at my phone, my husband thought I had gone crazy 😂
Infamy!
Nuts on theraphy
@@erisedeye Me too haha
I love how Dan’s badge says “officer ACAB” lol we love dan
Dan’s a good man!
Where does it show it? I cant see it, i need glasses 😭
MAXIMUM SOY
@@mementomori.goodbye.5104 right at 28:18 dan moves and you can see it very clearly
What's acab
I died when they said Tory Lanez shooting Meghan was a full send LMFAO
Obsessed with these . Please do more
We should have the Shaq “ Delete me from this conversation “ soundbite hahaha it’s so good 🤣
I’m sorry but I miss AI Ian as the defense attorney… He’s freaking hilarious!!!
Scary
I'm sure they removed him just because ethan didn't like him
@@gatinho6248 he definitely didn’t wanna do it Ethan would never
@@gatinho6248 No, Ian was on vacation when they made this
im not sorry to have the same opinion. zach is a gifted sound lad but defence attorney is not his main, for sure.
This was so refreshing 🤣🤣
Everyone did great
full send is taken from the downhill mountain biking community where in the term is used to describe the act of launching yourself at maximum velocity of various jumps, hills, bumps and or lumps etc. for example (dude bro went full send off that cliff, so so gnarly, he will be missed"