Fun fact soble pokedex number is 007 same number as James bond code (agent 007) that's why soble last evolution is an agent and it's signature move is snipeshot (shooting a hight concetrated water like a gun)
@@InfernalDalek yeah almost like he doesn't play pokemon or something and this is literally what you have to do if you have never seen something before is just guess.
@@etherdeef4303 because it's based on an antlion, a bug similar to dragonflies. They're also referred to as "sand dragons" by some, which is probably why the dragon/ground typing
Bruh, I’ve been watching you since your first stalker video and it still amazes me how you are so good at editing this stuff together and adding the little clips and stuff. Makes me laugh all the time.
"Bruh, I’ve been watching you since your first stalker video" uhhhh PLEASE EXPLAIN .... WTF was this channel when u started watching? I jus see video games
Thick Fat halves damage from fire and ice attacks. Immunity grants immunity (no pun intended) to the poison status ailment. Also, Poison Jab doesn't always poison, so I'm pretty sure the text talking about Immunity would've come up if Poison Jab had attempted to poison the Snorlax.
Is he the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behi...
It's scary how accurate "It's got like 5 different body parts" was for Silvally guess. He can change type based on an item. Call it more like 18 different parts.
You know what scares me about your channel? The editing is amazing and you can keep me hooked on video games I don't really care about, yet you only have 100k subs. I think I subbed around 50k and I consider you as my "hidden treasure" youtuber.
In my personal Pokemon headcanon, I picture the Scottish Pokemon Trainer (I call her Nora) comes up with insulting nicknames for most of her allies. Her nickname for Melony is "Melons".
Been there, used 12 ultra balls, then throw a regular dollar store ball and somehow that works... makes me think that the game just triggers a “feel sorry for your poor skill in catching digital.pngs and animations” function
Him literally going after people forgetting Pokemon types is hilarious loved the ending not going to read too much into the comments but you know people had to be pissed😂
Soham Saha She’s THE idol from Hololive. But the entire group is filled with a lot of fun and personality; I’d recommend looking them up. Her name in particular is Sora.
@@sohamsaha04 Her name is tokino sora from hololive... She's 1st generation (early member) & only idol char in group... Her strong trait is she has little fear to horror game but death inside when she see worm... lol...
I rewatched your first pokemon sword video like 5 times, it inspired me to complete this game myself and now you're saying that it wasn't just one video :O Pongsifu, I absolutely love you ❤
Leon: How could my dollar store Pokéball not work!? Me: That’s why I used my master ball from the wonder trade bot. (I don’t keep the hacked Pokémon, just the ball.)
omg its soooooooooooooooooooo nice of you to reference the memes you used I don't know how to thank you but it's so special and unique cause nobody does that to spread the "FUNNY"
dude funniest pokemon video iv ever seen on youtube. i actually like that u dont know pokemon types or what they do or any of that shit it makes the matches and the shit that happen to u all the more funny XD. Also some of the best editing ever. subscribed
Regional variants are some older pokemon who lived in different regions and changed to better live in their regions. Like rapidash became fairy type from living in the mystical mushroom forest.
I didn't bother looking up what types they actually were afterward so I'm going to assume my guesses were 100% accurate.
Fun fact soble pokedex number is 007 same number as James bond code (agent 007) that's why soble last evolution is an agent and it's signature move is snipeshot (shooting a hight concetrated water like a gun)
Great content as always man
yes you do you boo
If a kid is molested by a Pokemon, is it Bestiality, Rape or Pedophilia?
the last one, the gardevan, she is not grass nor bug, she is *Rule34 Type*
"He looks like he puts feminist in his dating profile"
You made me choke on my food! XD
Did the food's attempt on your life left you scarred and deformed
Choke on something else instead
When he realizes that Gordie is Melony’s son 👁👄👁
@@dungeonmaster7974 damm kirito thats some nice movie reference
I died when he said ara ara big milkie mommy
“Flygon, that sounds like something electric would be good against”
Top 5 things said before disaster.
Sees green: GRASS TYPE
Sees blue:WATER TYPE
Ye like it doesn't matter if it's litteraly a green fish
And if I not grass type is 100% *BUG*
@@mr.walter6973 or 100% dragon
He thinks he's playing Bakugan lol
"Why can't i poison you?!?"
Snorlax's ability= Immunity,the pokemon with this ability cannot be poisoned
How the fuck could he know that
@@Andres-zt1iq press y
But I used toxic on him during one of my runs...
@@uvealpear7749 i think snorlax has 2 abilities,pretty sure the 2nd one is thick fat which protects against freeze and burn
@@pocaitul78nr1 Ah, good thing it was that other one then, was doing my electric type monotype run and toxicitry hard carried with toxic and venoshock
"Stop flattening my turtle" sounds like some weird kink
Sounds like I ruined someone's lunch.
...there’s a kink for that and murdering animals in heels is normal... it’s called smushing or smashing???
@@zerotodona1495 I'm ALREADY on the floor asking for the sweet release of death! Just end this universe already!
@@zerotodona1495 Yeah I did not need to know that
It’s the plot of super mario bros.
"Flygon,that sounds like something that electric would be good against"
Flygon: *Laughs in Dragon/Ground type combo*
@Confusing Zark and he sends out an electric/poison that's 4x weak to ground! There aren't many matchups WORSE than that!
@@InfernalDalek yeah almost like he doesn't play pokemon or something and this is literally what you have to do if you have never seen something before is just guess.
@@InfernalDalek I just look it up so I can find counters since it’s my first time playing
so why the fuck does it FLY
@@etherdeef4303 because it's based on an antlion, a bug similar to dragonflies.
They're also referred to as "sand dragons" by some, which is probably why the dragon/ground typing
I think It's time for him to know, that there is waifu in DLC. of Sword version
Time has finally come for you to know the truth
Niiice
That is true
Pokemon simp and shield
Shield mains got their Melony, but at the price of no Klara...
"just turn and face me you weirdo"
me: *laughs in mega sceptile*
At least Mega Sceptile looks cool as hell
And hes got a fookin tail missile
@@moth8569 His tail is a Christmas Tree
Sceptile
Mawile and Turtonator join the crew
"haxorus touched me in bad places"
damn haxorus do be pretty wild
well... it said they encountered a WILD Haxorus so...
I'm so happy TH-cam recommend Pongsifu, I don't know how I would get threw this crappy world with out him making me laugh so much lol.
ikr
Fun Fact: Melony (The gym leader exclusive to Shield) is Gordie’s mom.
...............no wonder he looks like. A ugly basterd(can't spell) from a hentai
@@mikoartz5006 Bastard* (Not my favorite cuss word or anything...)
@@jordyndavidson3825 that's a cuss word?
NO WAY!
@@themexicancrazy9483 bruh what is that name
I like how “furry porn” is a type now
This would be just Dark type in disguise
@comic xxx subliminals exactly, Dark type fits perfectly
I actually dont like that it exists
yes number 1 lopunny number 2 gardevor
Lopunny is my partner Pokémon so fuck you all
"Although she does look hotter now; is that weird?"
- Yanderedev, probably
Krillin: Ah hey, Little green
Dende: My name is...
Pongsifu: Deeeenndeeee
Super KAMI Dende!
Super mega ultra-
it plays like AC/DC song
Lol
7:04 this fits, too damn well.
1:00 ara ara big milky mommie xD im dying
Same XD
"You're approaching me?"
@@shortkips8157
"I can't *slap dat* without getting closer!"
"Oh ho! Then come as close as you'd like!"
@@liviousgameplay1755 lmao
i swear he doesn't even play shield yet he said her entire character in one sentence
I lost it at "why this lizard so sexual looking" lol
Bruh, I’ve been watching you since your first stalker video and it still amazes me how you are so good at editing this stuff together and adding the little clips and stuff. Makes me laugh all the time.
and also, in most games how he can get the worst endings, and struggle really hard to something that should be very very easy.
@@Paratroopersteark TH-camrs turned gamers, in a nutshell
"Bruh, I’ve been watching you since your first stalker video" uhhhh PLEASE EXPLAIN .... WTF was this channel when u started watching? I jus see video games
The way it was worded....
@@bdough5012 S.T.A.L.K.E.R the game yes i know this is 4 months ago shush
"I keep on trying to poison you and you won't be poisoned"
Snorlax: **Laughs with the Ability: Immunity**
You mean thick fat?
Thick Fat halves damage from fire and ice attacks. Immunity grants immunity (no pun intended) to the poison status ailment. Also, Poison Jab doesn't always poison, so I'm pretty sure the text talking about Immunity would've come up if Poison Jab had attempted to poison the Snorlax.
"I love being purple! " Caught me so off guard 😂
Is he the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behi...
Nice pfp
I like how Haxorus just casually lands a Guillotine a 30% accurate one shot move.
IIRC the higher the level difference between the user and the target, the higher the accuracy.
9:42 you really weren't kidding when you said you havent played Pokemon in a long ass time
Flygon really should've been Bug/Dragon. Sure it makes sandstorms, but I mean look at it.
Same with Yanmega. Or at least give it a Dragon move.
@@a.z.pantera5577 Flygon is based off a species of dragonfly called the sand dragon so it makes sense hes ground/dragon. Yanmega however I agree
@@a.z.pantera5577 flygon is weird because it fits 4 types
We can all agree that it should have sand veil as an ability
@@kirbywithnicehair3927 Tyranitar embodies sandstorms better than Flygon. Which is sad.
0:50 fun fact melody is gordie’s mom. Deadass
Edit: I KNOW its Melony guys autocorrect on my phone thought I was trying to say melody sheesh
melody
@@biconstanner6315 dont ruin the joke
@@mallekadalov7276 sorry, sorry
@@biconstanner6315 lol its chill im just kidding
"Stop flattening my turtle!"
That's what she said?
Is dat a kennel tokorozawa refrence
I think that's The Office
You don't sound too sure
(question maaaark)
Pongsifu: tries to poison snorlax
Snorlax's immunity ability:
*you fool, peace was never an option.*
"Green colored pokemon"
Pongsinfu: Oh he a grass
Nah he bug
No he def flying type
You’re all on crack, it’s obviously Water type
People keep forgetting about bug type, lol
Drop the Mario Kart Madness, that green snake is obviously a Flying Type! /s everybody knows Rayquaza
It's scary how accurate "It's got like 5 different body parts" was for Silvally guess. He can change type based on an item. Call it more like 18 different parts.
"The chairman has his pants on this must be serious"
I laughed so hard
Evangelion type Pokemon primary attack: ten thousand billion hours of introspective angst followed by three minutes of screaming and stabbing
10:21 You say that when your starter is a scalie.
Soccer Furry
Buff hippie furry
Scalie spy
That's your choices lmao
@@MamaTrixxieAsmr and there is nothing wrong with that
@@Nixolodeon true
It's really just a pick-your-poison situation lmao
@بيكاتشو الفار Rillaboom is chill
Furry
Everyone: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO A BELOVED POKEMON
This guy:
NO, DONT TOUCH ME THERE, THAT IS, MY NONO SQUARE
Where is it?
@@srijanumesh5355 MY NONO SQUARE
*WHO TOUCH DA CHILD?!*
Can't wait for your Deadly Premonition 1 gameplay. I think he gonna love it Zach.
You know what scares me about your channel? The editing is amazing and you can keep me hooked on video games I don't really care about, yet you only have 100k subs. I think I subbed around 50k and I consider you as my "hidden treasure" youtuber.
Nothing beats eating breakfast while watching a quality content creator travel the world, pitting domesticated wildlife against each other.
U FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
5:03
No one:
14 yr old me playing GTA: 0:01
"Flygon....that sounds like something eletric would be good against"
I'm sorry little one
14:34 "Haxorus... OH, NO!! That thing! ...Shit."
Lmao, I really felt that one.
Can we talk about how her name is "Melony" as well?
Edit: A single fairy-type mon/move would solve all of your dragon problems forever
In my personal Pokemon headcanon, I picture the Scottish Pokemon Trainer (I call her Nora) comes up with insulting nicknames for most of her allies.
Her nickname for Melony is "Melons".
@@CJCroen1393 Is that insulting or simply true?
10:53 the perfect embodiment of her persona.
Yes
DISGUSTING
I myself, has used “a Dollar store Pokéball” on Legendarys. And have it Work-
Been there, used 12 ultra balls, then throw a regular dollar store ball and somehow that works... makes me think that the game just triggers a “feel sorry for your poor skill in catching digital.pngs and animations” function
"I'll finally read"
also misses that there is smthn called max potion
7:22 the amount of times i did that as a kid is astonishing. I even still make that mistake every so often now lol!
8:00 the cut to losing is hilarious
15:48
Ok I lost it there lmao 😂
About to sink in a car....
What a great way to start!
watching you play pokemon and not knowing the types ... makes me laugh a lot, nice video
If Pokémon was a school, this dude would get an F-
Yup
Not even worth an F-... I beat leon in less than a minute and 30 seconds with 1 hit K.O.s per pokemon.
@@williamwarner5007 ,no one cares
can u guys not understand? the only reason he even played pokemon was for shit and giggles
@@avirupsircar I feel like people are saying things just to say it, even though it’s obvious.
3:12 heard that StarCraft reference, now I like you even more my dude
Him literally going after people forgetting Pokemon types is hilarious loved the ending not going to read too much into the comments but you know people had to be pissed😂
😂
1:40 Oh boi, you caught me off guard... I didn't know you onto tripping idol... Nice...
what was that clip from lmao
Soham Saha She’s THE idol from Hololive. But the entire group is filled with a lot of fun and personality; I’d recommend looking them up. Her name in particular is Sora.
@@sohamsaha04 Her name is tokino sora from hololive... She's 1st generation (early member) & only idol char in group... Her strong trait is she has little fear to horror game but death inside when she see worm... lol...
@@sohamsaha04 th-cam.com/video/Aqnrtki5iFM/w-d-xo.html This translation clip about her double "headbutt"
1:00 I will be honest and say this is why I bought Pokemon Shield.
Shield may have Melony but sword has Bea
Ye same
I mean I like Gordie.
6:18
All smash characters getting dusted be like:
-Brother
-Brother
That's some quotable dialogue if i do say so myself.
I rewatched your first pokemon sword video like 5 times, it inspired me to complete this game myself and now you're saying that it wasn't just one video :O
Pongsifu, I absolutely love you ❤
15:57 he's just itching to say what's on his mind 🤣
Pongsifu: *sees literally any green thing* "That is grass!"
I've watched this video 5 times now and still laugh every time I see the thumbnail
" my pokemon floats"
Well yes, but technically no
Gamefreak stuff
“i dont have any full restores”
the max potion siting in his bag:👁👄👁
I haven’t laughed this hard at someone guessing Pokémon, since that video where that guy called beedrill “big dick bee”
5:43 the joke is on you because golurk can learn FLY
also
you think spamming bodyslam will do anything? lemme show you how ya do it
**uses dig**
honestly, I can't blame you for thinking Gardevoir is a grass type, the design team just wanted to jabait us
6:17 low levels dueling a high level in attempt to murder them in WildCraft be like
Your Golurk edits are funny as hell dude.
1:15
no one:
mark: *i can milk u*
*I can milk you*
Hey, you still got Klara and Bea, I'd say that makes up for the lack of Melony.
Watching someone who's probably my age play pokemon like my grandmother is both infuriating and hilarious at the same time.
My favorite one was when you got Cradily correct... then almost nothing else XD... I love it..!
Leon: How could my dollar store Pokéball not work!?
Me: That’s why I used my master ball from the wonder trade bot. (I don’t keep the hacked Pokémon, just the ball.)
The rock dude is the ice lady's son.
omg its soooooooooooooooooooo nice of you to reference the memes you used I don't know how to thank you but it's so special and unique cause nobody does that to spread the "FUNNY"
5:43 when your walking around with your eyes closed
I am replying to my own thing
I can't stop watching your content, your channel is gold to me and I'm bingeing. Thank you Pongsifu
dude... you have the BEST channel here on TH-cam, and that's a fact
Oh fuck that Gordie description was perfect.
Holy shit an unforgivable reference?? I haven't heard one of those in like a decade
you sounded real mad when you got to the sand castle, " he better be ground" fuck man I lost my shit too funny
7:27
You fool! your fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
I think anthropomorphic harlot is my new favorite phrase
Ah yes, the greatest type to ever exist... furry porn!
Not really. But, okay?
dude funniest pokemon video iv ever seen on youtube. i actually like that u dont know pokemon types or what they do or any of that shit it makes the matches and the shit that happen to u all the more funny XD. Also some of the best editing ever. subscribed
The fact that this guy puts EVERY MEME in the desc is god tier
i am so god damn glad that im not the only one who reslly doesnt like whsts his face. the brony gym leader
16:13 I can't believe he got Gardevoir correct. Me personally I probably would've guessed Physic and got it wrong
Seeing a fresh reaction to the new Pokémon stuff is so much fun lol. This video gives me happy feelings
Your editing is on point and your sense of humor is as well. You've earned yourself another subscriber :).
Your edits are beautiful. I love your channel
15:51 "Grass"
That's a fish.
4:26
Pokemon Sword/Shield in a nutshell.
Im glad i got the shield version
0:40
Sword got Bea so I'd say it's an equal trade off
Maybe
Regional variants are some older pokemon who lived in different regions and changed to better live in their regions. Like rapidash became fairy type from living in the mystical mushroom forest.
"Deedee or whatever his name is."
Me: *chokes*
King dededee
@@Cat-ki3hy its the name you should know dedede hes the star of the show
Watching someone fresh to the game just mash their head at it is somethign I never knew I needed.
This was the funniest video I’ve seen in a good while lmfao, subbed.
I’m so thankful I got you in my recommendations somehow, honestly the funniest editing and comedic timing I’ve seen in a long time!
I finished rewatching part one five minutes before I got the notification.
16:05 That’s a normal type electric water ground dragon bug grass flying and every single other type.