The Deliberately Bastardized Pokémon Game - RadicalSoda
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ม.ค. 2021
- Lifeless, lazy, greedy, uncaring- If you have noticed a drop in quality over the last few years in Pokemon games, you're not alone. Doing a little research makes it easy to see why that is; rushed games, lazy executives, merchandise timing requirements- Sure, you can rush out a handheld game and maybe people won't notice as much. But a console game? That's much harder to do. In this video we go over almost every aspect of Sword and Shield, from the very start, to the "postgame" and I'll show you just how much they try to get away with. Dexit was only the beginning.
This is a compilation of the seperate parts of the review, the way it was intended to be published.
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This video is longer than Sonic Forces
Haaaaa! Gottem.
It's longer than Sword and Shield counting only the main story.
The fact that's acctually true scares me
Longer than Doki Doki Literature Club
*It’s literally four times longer*
I can't get over how there's a gym leader who's entire gimmick is that he's a singer and they don't have him singing
yeah and Roxie's band actually kinda did sound like singing and playing even on DS in BW2!
THAT was a great gym
@@charliez077 P! O! K! E! M! ON! POKEMON!
The best part about that was how the music lost instrumentals and the Male vocals as you defeated the gym trainers.
That wad hilarious
@@charliez077 I loved that because there are actually multiple versions of her singing. In the Japanese version she sings D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS!(Koffing in Japanese, her favourite Pokemon)
the virgin Piers vs the chad Roxie
I just realised something.
"with the future proof models"
That is why pokemon disappear at a certain distance. It is the models.
You see: You normally produce models at differing resolutions. Basically reducing the polygon count by removing details. That way you get a model that can be loaded when you observe something at larger distances. And finally reducing that to basic shapes for extreme distances.
Take a dice for example. The three models would be:
1) High poly. Rounded corners, inset dots. Used for closeups.
2) Mid poly. Slightly rounded corners, dots painted on using Normal Maps (illusion of depth comes from the normal map). Used for mid range.
3) Low poly. Basically a straight up cube with the dots painted on. Used for wide range.
The models, which caused slowdown for the 3DS are the high poly ones. And back then: This could not be fixed by loading a mid range model because: They do not exist. Why should there? There were no Pokemon in the open world.
There are only High Poly models. That is why pokemon can not be loaded from a distance. Because then multiple pokemon could be seen and due to the high poly count: it would cause a slowdown.
Meaning these models were unfit for an "open world" style game. And Gamefreak did not give the team enough time to produce low-poly versions of each pokemon. Which is why they had to use this work-around. Gamefreak had their devs skip an important step in optimisation because they wanted to rush the game out.
But the future proof models aren't even high poly models. I haven't downloaded them, but looking at the wire frame, it really doesn't look that bad. My assumption is that they aren't using optimization techniques correctly or at all.
I mean, that scene with the group of people that drops frames like they're made of lava is just embarrassing. My assumption is that they weren't using occlusion to de-render all of the objects not in frame. That, and they likely don't scale animation framerate or texture resolution with distance. Meaning if they wanted a field full of Pokémon, they'd all be animated at max framerate with their normal texture resolution. Which would obviously tank performance. I can't say what it is exactly that they're doing wrong, but they're certainly doing something(s) wrong.
In my humble opinion, it all boils down to a lack of care. The higher-ups just don't care, and that is reflected in the product they produce. Which I think is evident from the lifeless environment and textures.
There's no excuse for the dirt and grass textures to be desaturated and lifeless. That's a simple issue that could be fixed by a teenager with Photoshop, much less a team of professional artists and coders who make their own shaders. It's just a careless and silly issue to have.
@@logosrule "I haven't downloaded them, but looking at the wire frame, it really doesn't look that bad. "
You have to consider that the GPU inside of the switch is on paar with a GTX 260 (no: not the 2060. The 260. From 15 years ago) then "high poly" is relative.
For the hardware the games were on (the 3DS and Switch) a model with 7000 tris is considered "high poly". (For reference: Tyranitar has 7352 tris)
@@logosrule "In my humble opinion, it all boils down to a lack of care. The higher-ups just don't care, and that is reflected in the product they produce. Which I think is evident from the lifeless environment and textures. "
100% agree.
And the sad thing is that it works. The Executives do not get as much flack as the devs, while the game sells reasonably well.
Meaning: We will get more 2fps windmills and plain plains in the future ... because it worked out for them.
@Bass-D C I understand that the switch is an underpowered system, but considering the cavalcade of games that are more graphically and technically intense that are already on switch and playing at 30fps kind of disproves that theory, I think.
Especially considering a game like Fortnite runs pretty decently at 30fps with a bunch of 7k~ poly characters on screen at once and all of the extra buildings with scripts attached to each destructible square and prop. Not to mention the physics on items that can be knocked around by certain weapons.
Things like that, Warframe, Paladins, etc, really make me wonder what they did to have so much trouble running that game on switch.
Unfortunately, I have no way of finding out since Gamefreak won't ever make a "What Went Wrong" GDC talk about any of their games, so I'm left to wonder. Though a more experienced coder might tell by ripping the game and pulling it apart.
@Bass-D C It really is an incredibly unfortunate reality for modern gaming. Established companies basically can't fail and so are rewarded for putting the least amount of money and effort into a game that they can get away with.
Minimize spending, maximize profits. Creativity and fun be damned lol.
Fun fact, most of Sonia’s dialogue works really well if you interpret it as toxically passive-aggressive.
Was that intentional? Giving Sonia an actual voice would have cleared that up. Just another reason why there should have been voice acting in this game.
I can't help but wonder if you've seen BDG's nuzlocke, where he does this exactly thing xD
@@arleebean yep, that's exactly where i got it from :D
wait, isn't she? people need to try and interpret it like that? well color me impressed i though it was the whole idea of her character, being an annoying chat-box for plot points, jeez.
If the devs considered people that would Nuzlocke the game then I agree with you
I didn't even buy Sword and Shield and I feel ripped off.
I have seen no Video or even hour-long Documentary yet that
MANAGES to list ALL the problems and issues.
None.
So all the more reason you should watch many videos
and documentarys about this, as its overall like a Puzzle.
Yeah, like a Puzzle.
And HOPEFULLY that makes you all adapt the mindset to
not be Gamefreak's B++++ and instead watch Reviews BEFORE BUYING,
and dont ever buy if the Reviews all say its Trash. OKKKKK? Yessss?
Can we do that?
@@slevinchannel7589 what
@@slevinchannel7589 What??
It's because now you have to wait even longer just so you can get at least decent content. So yes, you were ripped off
As a lifelong Pokémon fan who didn't buy this game, I feel ripped off because this crushed my dreams of what a core Pokémon on console could be.
We're entering the "fuck it, they'll buy it" era of gaming :(
I'm waiting for the renaissance which will take about 20 years or more
@@thelostmessenger
I’d say 6. People aren’t that stupid.
I think we've already been in it for a while
@@goroakechi6126 true, but they choose (conciously or not) to be one
I wouldn't say that we've recently been seeing a surge of great games genre defining titles
In my opinion, Hop should have decided to become a Pokemon Ranger. Rangers help pokemon and people more than professors do, but knowing Gamefreak, they forgot that Pokemon Rangers even exited.
Considering there hasn't been a Ranger game in years, I doubt they remember at all.
Pokemon has become a logicstic nightmare bro😂 Cut Gamefreak a break
ooooh I have a dsi, I know what I'm replaying.
@@bryana.escaleralopez nah fam, you're part of the highest grossing ip of all time you don't get a break lol
@@bryana.escaleralopez You're just seemingly copying a certain video's PoV without noticing the fact there are questions that needed to be answered in the side of Game Freak before we have full judgement...the games still earn a lot anyway despite being a relatively small part of the earnings of the franchise.
My favourite part is when people say that the reason long term Pokémon fans don't like these games is nostalgia for the old ones or that they grew up. I never played a single Pokémon game and now I'm playing the DS ones (Black and Platinum) as a 30-year old and I think it would be embarrassing to even try to compare the new ones to them because of how hollow, plastic and rushed they are. It's not nostalgia or age, it's just that the older fans can easily tell that all the passion and dedication that used to be there is completely gone.
It's not nostalgia, it's having standards.
Hell, I never liked a Pokemon game since B&W, and I liked Scarlet.
No masterpiece and clearly rushed, but really fun and had a pretty good story.
Exactly platinum and b2w2 u can tell how much passion they had not just story wose but gameplay wise too usum was the last one after that some were decent scarlet and violet is getting there but the gameplay sucks and buggy
It seems they're struggling trying to innovate in the age of the more advanced 3D.
If we look at SSH and then Legends and then SV, it's an improvement.
But i think we're also at a point where the Switch itself is too underpowered and their game catridges too small to support more ambitions.
@@BoatLoadsofDope I find that hard to believe when the two Zelda games which look beautiful and have the open world exist on the Switch.
"Pokemon Gun" is still my favorite joke about this generation.
No Pokemon Spear :(
@@athanasshia Pokemon Trebuchet will never exist >:'(
Pokemon Bow
no wait, that was one of Su/Mo starters (Decidueye)
Eternatus is a giant living canon.
@@Nosretep Tru dat, but imagining a wolf with a giant gun on it's back is also pretty funny.
My sister played this game with an all fairy team, wearing all pink clothes. You can imagine the disappointment when there was no special line from Opal and she simply "wasn't her type" like girl what do you want.
I literally did the exact same thing. Even gave my Grimmsnarl 'Max Soup'. I was thoroughly disappointed when she said my hot pink outfit wasn't pink enough and gave Bede the position. But it did feel good to crush him in the Pokemon league🥂
She wants Bede
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Fun fact, with dlc you can catch/evolve over 500 pokemon before the first gym... You can basically complete the pokedex and have a full team of legendaries before murking grass boi
Trainer: *sends out Necrozma*
Milo: Hahah! I'm in danger
@@giroandkarin2822 "Go FireChicken!"
"Did he say firech- OH MY GOD RUUUUN!"
@@gogetenks001 *with speed boost*
I did a nuzlocke at one point before the DLC came out, and a Clefable used Metronome and it got Blue Flare, a move only Reshiram could use. So all the coded Pokemon and moves for the DLC were already in the game, but it was just inaccessible. Wow.
(Black) Kyurem was "allowed in immigration" before the DLC so Blue Flare was already coded in the 1st version.
That doesn't really matter Legendaries are really common from trade
I’m surprise you use metronome in a nuzlocke since it could’ve use the move self destruction, explosion, retaliation and mods.
@@positivea9111 Oh no it was the opponent
@@crossagento3961 That’s make sense
My “favorite” part is that the rival team in the game with no voice acting is called Team Yell
Maybe referring to us yelling at pokemon company for trash ass deal 😂
team skull even had their theme song with the random rap lyrics thrown in ("uh uh, skull!!", "kokoro-ko-kokoro", etc.) to give them some personality. team yell is just... nothing. ugh.
(dont kill me sun/moon are two of my favourite entries 😭 not all-time, but i have a soft spot for them)
They're yelling all right. They're just yelling in their minds about how awful the game is.
@@kaninekodiak Actually, I think it was "do-do-do-do, dokuro" ("dokuro" means "skull" in japanese).
@@robertlupa8273 Do you know 'Hbomberguy' and his newest video,
which is a humorous Essay about Vaccines?
Or his other videos about entirely different topics?
A bit random? Yeah, sure,
but i would want someone to recommend it to Me if i didnt knew it, soooo...
Imagine being LITERALLY the most profitable franchise of all time and you release a half finished game and try to claim you didnt have the resources to finish it.
Okay, everyone and their grandma keeps bringing this up, but here's the thing: Pokemon as a media franchise and pokemon as a video game series are almost two ENTIRELY different things. Like do people even realize that this franchise has ITS OWN SPECIFIC COMPANY dedicated to it? Pokemon as a whole has made billions upon billions, but the total revenue it's earned from the video games alone is only a small, small fraction of it.
Granted, that's not to say it's not an extremely successful video-game franchise in its own right, and that it DOESN'T have the resources to make each entry an incredibly polished and well-padded game. But people need to stop acting like even a fraction of the money it pulls in via the anime, toys, plushies, card games, and so on is in turn invested into the games, because that's just unrealistically optimistic at best.
And people will defend it to the death still.
@@Bada_Bing_Bada_Beowulf what does this have to do with the fact that they do have the resources and could take enough time to properly finish the game?
Edit: point is they still make more money off these games than pretty much any other video game that have way better animations and even more monsters like dragon quest 11...
@@Bada_Bing_Bada_Beowulf Pokemon as a media franchise is the most successful in history. Pokemon is bigger than Disney's individual properties and many, many years younger than the majority of the companies on that list. It is incomprehensibly massive.
You mention The Pokemon Company here:
"do people even realize this franchise has its own company dedicated to it?"
Yes they do, and it makes the point even more relevant considering Game Freak owns one third of that massive company. The Pokemon Company handles brand management and most of the products and advertising, everything from toys to food. Even when they are not developing games, they make revenue off of their share of The Pokemon Company, because we're aware they have at least a 33% share of it and Nintendo has well over 50% between itself and the portion that it owns of Creatures.
People do like to throw around the 90 billion number a lot, which is still valid. Again, bigger than any Disney IP. But the company is valued at 15 billion, which is still an enormous number.
The profit from games alone is astronomical compared to the cost to produce them. From games alone, excluding Pokemon Go and any mobile games, 13 billion in profit. Including mobile games that number jumps to around 17-18 billion due to Pokemon Go becoming a phenomenon and generating a ridiculous profit increase when it released.
These numbers are on par and at times better than the best selling console series of all time, Call of Duty (keep in mind Activision employs 9200 people and Game Freak employs less than 200).
This isn't to shift all of the blame on Game Freak either. Game Freak are bad at optimization, rarely hire new talent, sub 200 bodies, and I can only think of a single foreigner at the company, but the number is still likely to be in the single digits if there's more. Based on my personal experiences with Japanese companies and their complete lack of time management, the fact that the game looks the way it does is not surprising and it needed more time, more money, more people, and more effort. Game Freak cannot keep up with the hardware and are growing more and more incompetent. That's their issue solely. Where money is concerned, Nintendo are greedy bastards and likely aren't allowing more money to be allocated to the games because the potential profit from absolute units eating up anything handed to them is still exponentially more than the current cost of production. Until the majority of the consumer base demands that the product delivered is at a minimum bar of quality this will continue to happen All of that being said, Game Freak still has more than enough resources to make this far better than it was and you need not make excuses for them.
@@callmecraig3046 "you need not make excuses for them."
I DIDN'T make excuses for them. I just pointed out that people keep pretending that these games have much, much more resources than they actually do. We're talking a difference of TENS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS here. An overwhelming percentage of that is earned via things OTHER than the games, and it's nonsense to act like even half of that money should be funneled back into developing the games, that's just plain nonsense. I'm not saying Game Freak isn't being cheap when it comes to making these games - just that they're not being issued a budget of a billion dollars and consciously deciding only to use a few million of it. It's a HUGE difference.
Although sadly, from a financial sense Game Freak is completely correct with how they're making these games. Sword and Shield made millions from lackluster effort; would doubling or tripling their budget have increased their sales accordingly? No, not likely.
Funny thing, around 2:20:00 you start talking about Pokerus. I remember back when X and Y first came out one of my pokemon caught Pokerus on the very first day after the release. My buddy and I hung out that day so we could play together, and I remember he freaked out a little bit when I showed him one of my mons with pokerus. Can't remember what first had it, sadly. Anyway I traded something with it to him so he could get it, and then he posted about it online somewhere and we started giving it out to other people and spreading it further with wondertrade. No idea if it's entirely true but we've always joked that I was patient zero for the 6th generation strain of Pokerus.
Cool!
The idea of gym trainers forming their teams around ‘Themes’ rather than ‘Types’ is SUCH a good idea. It wouldn’t really change a typical standard playthrough that much, being able to choose and swap different types and not having a limit, and could still make for decent challenges later on. But in the case of a Nuzlocke, it would make forming a team to prey on the gym’s weaknesses much harder, instead having to form AROUND their strengths.
Also, seeing leaders with their own diverse team could make for some really interesting fights and characters. Rather than just the ‘Ice’ guy or the ‘Dragon’ girl.
you should play pokémon insurgence! it's an original fan game and all the gyms are based around themes rather than single pokémon types.
But they've done some interesting things with "dragon" girl
Could you imagine a cat gym, or a Halloween theme gym. Or a inanimate objects gym. Shit would be wild.
Exactly! I use mostly Ghost/Fairy but the themes I have are Cute/Creepy
I had an idea where a gym leader used three types of pokemon based around a theme. Like a sailor gym leader uses water, fighting, and steel types. Or a rock star gym leader uses poison, rock. And dark types. Then have the ai boost the levels of the gym leaders pokemon so they are at most always 2-5 levels a head up to a certain level . This way it keeps it challenging and you can't just sweep a gym with a single pokemon after grinding it. Gives the gym leaders personality and makes things challenging again. Of course it's a good idea so I doubt game freak will use it.
The curry art is more detailed than the box art
It’s more detailed than the entire damn game let’s be honest here
I know and It looks f*cking delitious
@@santiagobarreraruiz7280 Agreed! I'd eat those.
Pokémon sweet and sour
Maybe they shield just stop with this sword of thing.
This video is literally longer than the fucking Pokemon game. Damn.
It's the Sonic Forces of Pokemon Games
@@dotproduct335 AUTOMATION. HOW FAAAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC
This is a first for Pokémon fans but as a sonic fan I'm used to this happening
I hate being _that_ guy but...*than
@@VanillaVillain8 Thanks for the call out. It's been corrected.
For almost the entire game I thought Bede was a pissed off old lady who was never allowed to become a trainer because she had to work to support a family, then she's finally retired and is determined to become the champion now and prove everyone wrong who never believed in her, and she becomes your rival because she's just sick of children getting the chances she didn't have.
And frankly I think that would have been much more interesting.
God damn that is so much cooler than just a weird looking little shit
@@Droid_2332 thank you!
You know that picture of the REALLY big book next to the incredibly thin book? The character you've described is the big one, and the Actual Bede is the little book
@@Sugardrop50 aw you flatter me! I'm just sad that it's not even a particularly complex idea but is still better. And it's not like Pokémon characters have ever been super deep on average, but compared to that book meme, it's so disappointing to see that they're becoming a single sheet of paper.
I'm so glad someone else thought Bede was an old lady. When I first saw him I thought "Wow, this is a really unique rival!" I wish no one ever corrected me...
1:25:47 He doens't mean he switched Pokemon out in battle, he means that he had this completely new team. It's one of the few things that's KINDA cool about Hop. It's not just a gameplay thing that he has a new team for some reason, the idea is that because he kept losing with his old team, he made a completely new one to try out different strategies. It's just a nice bit of characterisation for one of the least impressive characters in the game.
I thought that too but the way he said it points more to being during battle than prep before it
I'd think it was cooler if he had a full team of 6 by that point, but he didn't. Him swapping members was unnecessary when his team wasn't complete. At that point just add to what you already have.
Bro really abandoned his team to make a new one cuz he was losing, the love of pokemon is very apparent with this one 🗿
It'd be lot more interesting if something very similar wasn't already done by N (albeit for different reasons). Now THAT is some awesome characterization.
This guy plays dumb to be a hater and get views. Trust me, I understand certain discrepancies, but I completely am on your side here. It’s like he plays dumb to continue hating, when it really just … makes him look dumb lol
>cut megas from your game
>Add a more overpowered mechanic
>Ban it
logic 900
Goodbye megas some of my favorite pokemons where megas but rip
>???
>Profit
Gigamax is less broken since everyone can use it
@@stinkyjoshua5753 No, I think Dynamax is still more broken. Mega evolution game you +100 to your total stats, and maybe a type/ability change, at the cost of not being able to use a different held item. Plus, it was pretty predictable due to it being available only for specific Pokémon (I'm NOT saying that was a good thing, I'm just saying it wasn't super OP).
Dynamax, meanwhile, gives massive boosts to the power of your moves and enormous bulk, _and_ you could still hold an item on top of that. Also, you can Dynamax pretty much any Pokémon on your team, allowing you to trick your opponent. Even if it lasted for only 3 turns, it is so strong that the winners and losers of so many Gen 8 battles are decided by it.
You're saying that Dynamax not being exclusive to certain Pokémon means it isn't "broken," but I don't think that's the kind of "broken" the original comment was talking about.
Plus, they already had a mechanic that "everyone could use" that didn't completely define the meta to the point where everyone hated it. _It was called Z-Moves._
(I'm still of the mind that Gen 7's Z-Moves were the most balanced and fun "gimmick" in terms of competitive play)
I hate when people treat the pokemon company/gamefreak like they're an indie dev. People trash cod for milking the franchise but nah, not pokemon.
maybe it’s cause Pokémon adds new things to do and new monsters to catch every entry, that’s just me tho
@@ziragatooepic And then immediately remove it the next game no matter how much people liked it.
@@Kekira it’s not even that. Even Call of Duty includes new gimmicks in their installments, and even manages to keep them in for a few of titles. (Wall running, acrobatics, and exoskeletons existed for a few games at least)
Pokémon is throwing away mechanics that most people loved like walking with your team, and introduce things like permanent experience sharing that nobody asked for. It’s an honest shame.
@@ziragatooepic lol
Although you're right, gamefreak themselves are probably seeing only a bit of the money, as most of it is just merchandise, and pokemon games are just advertisement for all the merch so they don't care that much. Does it justify ? ABSOLUTELY NOT ! Does it make sense ? Yes, and it's really sad that it does. Oddly though the fans are to blame too, this game sold faster than mario and Zelda even though it's INFINITELY worse than them. If you like pokemon give Shin Megami Tensei V a chance, it's coming November this year, it's basically pokemon but actually well made.
In Britain the two most iconic animals on insignia are the lion, commonly seen on government letters and buildings. And the Swan, which is seen as the animal of the British royal family.
Neither Swanna or Pyroar are in the game.
I previously would've guessed that pyroar would have been added trough some dlc because, money. But no, ig not.
But a monkey and elephant are in the game - you know, animals native to the British Isles...
But nah, let's give charizard more forms cuz kanto pandering. 🤦🏽♂️
@@veggsbacon1891 Charizard isn't even the coolest Kanto pokemon lmao
you know what funny, after playing this again I realised that the player charecter barely had any interest in doing the gym challenge considering you dont even know what it is at the begining but the game treats it like its something theyve always wanted and not just a "meh may aswell " kind of thing
All of pokemon is your character just walking tword the next objective and some shit going down then them begrudgingly dealing with it.
@@robertharris6092 LMAO truth
This is a really good idea for a future pokemon game. But gamefreak won't do it because they can't make a current pokemon game properly.
It's always been this way. I wish there was a good reason for it like "making our father/mother proud" or some sht like that. Doesn't have to be anything too deep but at least make it more believable than "I just left home a month ago and I already beat the last gym leader because I could". I guess Scarlet/violet made it a little better with the school thing but even then we kinda just do it because we can and that's it.
Throwing my two cents in, i was insulted when fairy gym leader chose bede for being “pink”
I was the literal definition of pink. pink hair, clothes, and pokemon during my gym fight. But sure bede’s purple coat is more pink, grandma lookin ass.
Lol
i think she said in the dialogue about it involving a sort of pink personality as well
I had the same scenario. I was using ALL FAIRY TYPES (dual types) and WEARING ALL PINK and yet i didnt qualify lol
I like the idea of becoming a gym leader in the games
@@grey8478 I'd like to know what a pink personality is supposed to look like...
I seriously wonder if anyone actually thinks, "they're just kid's games", is a good argument in defense of these games, when super mario odyssey, and breath of the wild were released on the same console years before
My personal belief is that the argument that "It's just a kids game." To try and wave away criticism is beyond stupid. The fact that it's a kids game should be more of an incitive to make it good. If I had kids I wouldn't let them play this stuff, because it's low quality. Kids deserve better than this.
The mark of something thats good and made for kids, is something that they enjoy as kids and will come back to many years later and still find something to enjoy. As a kid I loved Pokemon Red, as an adult I have a lot of nostalgia for it and can see, despite being very primitive compared to later games it had a lot of good design choices and interesting broken mechanics that makes it fun to play.
@@MrSupersonic2012 exactly, there are so many games for kids, that I played in my childhood to the present day, that I could replay and still enjoy them
@@scarletnight4554 Exactly. I had a conversation with my stepbrother around Christmas. We were talking about cartoons from our childhood and present day. I told him that I can rewatch a lot of those older shows, because there's things to enjoy as an adult viewer and then I asked him if he could imagine his kids watching the cartoons they have nowadays when they're our age. He said "No, I can't. And I'd be very surprised if they did."
They do, and they're idiots.
Even if it was "a kids game" it's still poorly done. My 12 year old sister played this and 30 minutes in, she started complaining with how much handholding there was. And she's been playing complex Rom hacks with me like pokemon unbound and volt 2 and what not, and she has well over 300 hours on them. Again, this is a 12 year old girl. Kids are smart, they don't need this amount of retardation in their games.
Oh fun fact, it was discovered that Breath of the Wild uses a modified version of the Mii creator for its NPCs! Pokemon could LITERALLY just do that!!
You can actully see Leon holding an ultra ball, but in the next scene, a broken pokeball rolls forward, good job game freak
High quality animations.
I know this as old comment, but I checked and he was actually holding a regular pokéball. It's just that his glove has a similar colour scheme to an ultraball so it looks like one at a glance.
@@dootdoot3065 ohhhh, +1 for gamefreak I guess
Where does he hold the ultra ball? I got to this point in the video, watched through, and I only saw a pokeball
This is longer than Endgame, like, holy shit.
Arlo did for botw, and somecallmejohnny did it for sonic 06. I've got experience
and also Titanic
This thing is longer than 10 minutes
Endgame put me to sleep.
And unlike endgame, it's worth watching in one sitting
The starter designs are becoming CHARACTER designs rather than a SPECIES design
I see, a fellow Tam Valley viewer ^^. I agree though, that the modern starter designs have their focus waaaay to much on the non-animalistic/monster aspect which makes them so much more like characters than like species.
- 6th gen had 3 bipedal humanoidish animal based starters
- 7th gen had 2 of them and Primarina
- 8th gen has 3 bipedal humanoid animal starters that look humanoid to a point that they're basically furries. I despise each and every one of them.
On isolation these pokemon are not the worst but as starters they really lack variety and creative design. I don't want a fire rabbit wearing soccer clothes, I want something like Torterra, a "monster" who has a very creative and unique design. Heck.. Starters like Sceptile and Blaziken are the perfect example on how to make a bipedal slightly humanoid pokemon without it looking more like a person than a monster, why can't we have that anymore?!
A nice rule of thumb I've seen for good starter final evos is: can you imagine a group of this Pokemon living in the wild like animals?
Fighting type: "Allow us to introduce ourselves." X3
@@bluestreaker9242 Yeah, but even most fighting types didn't look _human._ Machoke might wear a speedo, but it looks like a buff dinosaur. Hitmonlee was a uterus with legs. Medicham looks like an alien. You could belive those were "monsters" rather than humans in fursuits.
14:59
*THANK YOU*
"They have always done this since the beginning" does not make it any less scummy and they have no excuse for it now.
At least with the older games, you could argue it encourages interaction. But these days, we have internet, so it is a thing that definitely needs to go.
I'm pretty sure they give you the option to....I dunno......not buy 2 different versions of the same game. The fact they keep making money off this shows less about how scummy they are and more about how gullible and desperate their consumers are
@@afifmajid8754 Explain the DLC expansions that are exclusive between the versions then.
It can be both, it's really not mutually exclusive. It's a completely outdated """feature""" made obsolete due to the accessible nature of the internet.
The company can't be unaware of the fact that some of their consumers cannot help themselves when their collection is incomplete or are getting an incomplete experience.
Maybe they bought both us because of trade evolution (I hate trade evolution)
@@1dayago843 you just proved yourself wrong
it's depressing how the spin-off games have more evident effort and love put into them. New Pokemon Snap is a picture taking simulator and it has more personality than any main series game in a decade.
thanks for making me realize black and white is more than 10 years old :')
Ah yeah all the personality red has with its non moving singe color sprites
@@Eyeupthebison did you read the words "in a decade"
Even Detective Pikachu?
@@Eyeupthebison Yes, and?
The fact that this game is easy even while doing a nuzlocke is pretty sad
I forgot he was DOING a Nuzlock untill the end of the video
I tried giving myself some rules when I did a second play through. Like I only allowed myself to catch dynamax pokémon, only but ten or so healing items per town, try and avoid as many trainer battles as much as possible. Problem is in a second play through is so much easier
*cough* all Pokemon games since 6th gen *cough*
@@yiangaruga4928 ikr pokémon X especially when i got that torchic I used to one shot most of the gym leaders nearly all of them are weak to it
@@riskybus6553 The hardest thing the Pokemon games have had for the last 7 years was Ultra Nekrozma... And even that was just a pokemon that was fast and hit hard so basically artificially difficult battle.
Would be great if the games had more than potentially 1 or 2 difficult battles smh. Even a game like Emerald which is very easy has some proper difficulty spikes. These days there's nothing challenging in these games
3:47 Fun part about the mouse cursor: the mc's watching this on his phone there shouldn't even be a mouse cursor to press play with
So you're telling me this wasn't intentional
@@thegreatmajora5089 Correct. And they'd rather not put any effort to fix it, and just act as if it is intentional, but there is no sense for it to be so.
Due to the stray mouse in the credits cutscene, it is absolutely a GF screw up
@@robotom6595. Almost certainly. Everyone and their mother knows that most phones work by tapping and swiping, not a cursor!
There are some phones with an weird ass cursor mode, but yeah that one was 100% GF's oopsie
You didn't rate this fairly, you rated it as a game when it is just supposed to be a cash grab. It deserves a 10/10 cuz it was so successful at scamming Pokemon fans.
I'm an idiot for falling for the pokemon switch hype. Waste of money
@redloiyu654jay scavio is more worth it imo
@@beepobeepo it's not stfu
I don't understand how people don't realize that they are totally being fed dogs**t by gamefreak
@@johnkenneth8746 I realized that when Diamond/Pearl wasn't as interesting as Ruby/Sapphire, and then Black/White was so boring that I didn't bother fighting the Elite Four. As an adult, I revisited the first three generations on emulator, and I had lots of fun with all of them. Anything past that is so boring that it can't keep my attention.
The Snipe Shots started doing more damage after a while because Inteleon was getting low on HP so his Torrent ability activated which boosted the power of his water type attacks
I forgot Torrent, Blaze, and the grass one existed.
@@PoisonFlower765 the grass one is overgrow! lol they are pretty forgettable abilities, despite the Gen 4 anime trying to bring them up multiple times as plot points. I can barely think of any situations where you would rather have those abilities rather than the hidden abilities the starters get.
@@andrewengelman3544 Swampert Damp momence
@@andrewengelman3544 Mostly when your hidden ability is shit (hello, Meganium and Delphox !).
I'm glad someone else put it together, because I was gonna be really irritated if I scrolled this entire comments section and realized I was the only one to figure it out lol
Good job stretching the video to 10 minutes 😞
sorry i really wanted more money
@@RadicalSoda lmao
@@RadicalSoda Nintendo
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Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like Jontron sometimes?
The sad thing is that Gamefreak could make games called “Pokemon: Fuck” and “Pokemon: You” that only adds 1 new pokemon with reused animations and cuts the national dex and it would sell 10 million within a week.
Edit: Damn on second thought everyone would buy a Pokémon game with “Fuck” in the title so this would sell either way
OMG! Sounds like the most STUPENDOUS idea that I've ever hear in such a long time! Screw Game Freak for saying that they need to cut the National Dex and moves like Bubble and Pursuit for "Better animations."
*wheeeeeze*
I mean, continuing to sell a "double pack" of both games that isn't even cheaper basically IS the "fuck you".
@@fuzzydude64 I've never had an issue with Red and Blue/Ruby and Sapphire/X and Y/etc. or even Black 2 and White 2. You don't need the second game to have the full game experience. Especially today: just get online and trade. Blue wasn't enhanced by owning Red (White and Black might have been that way with Opelucid City or the other city unique to each version) I don't feel like that's a good argument.
I have more of an issue with the Emeralds, Crystal, Ultra Celestial Bodies, etc. being full price. Those are DLC sold for the same price. You paid for two games for one game with good DLC.
That technically has been addressed via DLC...unfortunately, SwSh was so incomplete, it didn't feel like an add-on or a proper sequel.
It felt like an incomplete game that lacked a satisfying post-game that finally got two good post-game episodes for the still incomplete game for $90.
Well, I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I wouldn’t buy them both
I’ve seen this review so many times now. Great replay value, something that can’t be said about Sw/Sh.
I'm looking forward to his one on S/V
@@mrfhd6227 think he's done with pokemon
Pokemon really REALLY needs to innovate and expand.. they have coasted for far too long.. they make so much money.. this is just insane..
not just that. like they do yeah but they are have loads of features that were good not in for previous gens and all previous gens have better designs although that started going downhill with unova which made up for it in other ways. Liek simple things as adding back follow pokemon (I guess they did in the DLC...) seasons, day/night cycle etc etc
@@kamikoto1558 You can thank the fans. :l
Unfortunately they are still coasting and if anything have only gotten worse
You know what’s hilarious?
Eternatus has the same catch rate as a freaking *caterpie.*
Both have 255 as catch rate
So Leon was right in throwing that Pokeball
Leon is Really Unlucky man
And we were making fun of him
@Pyzon when ash starts his adventure knowing even less than he did
From Bulbapedia:
"If the player has no Poké Balls when they are prompted to capture Eternatus, one will appear in their bag.
It is also the first Legendary Pokémon that can be caught with any Poké Ball without the chance of failing."
I used the Gen 8 Catch Rate Calculator, and it gets even crazier
If your Pokemon is the same level as eternatus or higher, you can catch Eternatus with a regular Pokeball, at full health with 44% chance of success. So you didnt even have to battle it
They dropped the ball with Sirfetch'd when they failed to call him Absir'd.
That would've been so perfect
Now I want a Galarian Absol with an evolution called Absir'd
@@noutbr How about no, i would rather have a Absol pre-evolution instead of this.
Holy Shit
Jeez, gamefreak really is dropping the pokeBall if they forgo Absir'd. fml and this once-great franchise
1:41:56 Rillaboom is a combination of ''Rilly scary man who looks like he wants to hurt me'' and the word ''Boom'' LOL🤣
I do love Bede, but I will say, I missed his pronouns for like the first 3 times I saw him, I thought he was just a 60 year old woman who had issues with a child and I was like "bet, let's go Grandma."
This is transition goals
The scene with opal must've been wild for you. Watching a granny adopt another granny
ME TOO
@coldchary9244 lol
I had the same experience right up until meeting ACTUAL fairy grandma
this REVIEW felt like a more complete adventure than the SIXTY DOLLAR TRIPLE A GAME FROM A MULTIBILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE
He had a whole character arc! And what did GameFreak do? Nothing!
That was the most accurate thing I've seen about this game
i agree with that statement, fellow aimkid fan
@@graysonbutcool dude I'm 17 '-'
@@ftaufamel8390 i wasn't even talking to you but ok
One more thing that may interest you:
The Pokémon removed in Sword & Shield apparently still appear in the Sword & Shield anime
Why is this relevant? Well, imagine being a kid, seeing a Pokémon you like in the anime, so you pester your parents to get you the game
Then, when you get it and play through it, you find out they're not in the bloody thing!
This is a very good point, I remember being confused when the anime looked more full of life than the gameplays lol
And then you beg your parents for Pokémon home or the dlc... And the Pokémon company gets money
@Christian McKee also very true. it definitely has a watered-down feel to it. The game and anime oof
This is a good point, I felt cheated as a kid not being able to get gen 2 pokemon when they appeared in the anime, couldn't imagine watching the anime and still seeing gen 2 pokemon I can't catch in the current version.
I mean Ho-Oh, Donphan, and Togepi weren't in Gen 1 either lol
It's astounding how well this video aged considering what we've gotten since this game came out.
You touched on a point I really appreciated- Mentioning that you criticize this so much not because you hate Pokémon, but because you love it and want the best for it. This was a point I tried so hard to stress to my friends who openly, repeatedly and to this day (Seriously? People still defend all this scummy shit to this day? Surprises me every time) mocked me for hating dexit, and hating how lazy Swoosh looked, felt, and seemed through all that we saw. For the first time in my life, I didn't pre-order a Pokémon game. And I'm someone who liked Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, still kind of do! Granted, I think USUM should have been the only ones we got, as they make SuMo essentially... pointless, even more so than sister third games of the past, but...
Swoosh just felt insulting. That's what it is, at the end of the day- a true feeling of being insulted. Masuda's non-statement about the backlash to dexit is now the gold standard of non-committal 'we hear you, we see you' trash replies that I use whenever I need an example of the archetype.
And, of course, it still broke records. As far as I know, they are still the two best-selling games on the Switch? (Please tell me I'm wrong.) At this point, Game Freak could take a dump in a box, slap a Pokémon sticker on it, and still shatter records, and that makes me sad, because... that's what they're doing.
Ultra Sun and Moon changed a bunch of shit that was done better in Sun and Moon. So it failed at being the better version, further making it the worst third version in the series. Plus it didn't fixed the handholding, and how even by the last island you still feel like you are in tutorial land.
Sword and Shield only sold as well as it did because it was the first actual mainline title on an home console and not some bad remake of generation 1 with pokemon go mechanics.
@@okagronTell that to Scarlet and Violet. Pokemon will always sell, because so much of the audience are either ignorant children or fanboys with no self respect
I will say , i still consider sun and moon and ultra sun and ultra moon to be really good games, they were imperfect , but were an evolution of the pokemon gameplay that i felt was pretty good.
@@okagron I don't consider them the worst third version , for me that would go to either crystal or yellow , cause they change so little it's almost meaningless.
Lickitung being cut out is a tragedy because its german name is Schlurp and that's officially the funniest Pokemon name in existence
s c h l u r p
Ay yo hold up
REALLY
Have you considered foodpie for google translating caterpie and then translating it back. Or ejaculation salt ( incenaroar)
comment of the year here boys
Watching Pokemon slowly die while Gamefreak and the Pokemon Company pull a hollywood and try to squeeze every last cent out of this franchise is killing me inside.
Welcome to ShowBiz Baby~
"With Oleana not having sat on our face, we are still smelling fish as we head to the seafood restaurant!" 🤣🤣🤣
I freaking died!!
Rest in peace
i don't know why this was recommended to me but i am infatuated with how in distress and deranged this game has made you. subscribed.
Ah yes, my most intense rivals in pokémon: They're either a life-long friend who's struggling with self confidence issues or a small child literally dying of asthma. Thanks Game Freak!
Wally was great, even though he only shows up twice in the game.
Would be great if two of them weren't struggling the exact same
Back to back even
But ya know
Lazy :v
@@IGSA101 He did show up a lot more I think in ORAS but unlike Hop he truly struggled in his journey - the other protagonist is argurably the better rival IMO.
@@zjzr08 The other protagonist becomes friendly but starts out really condescending. It makes them feel like an actual rival. I really don't like when people say Blue and Silver are the best rivals because they don't feel like rivals, rivalry is supposed to be mostly friendly competition. Those two aren't that.
@@IGSA101 I dunno, rivalry as a term is simply dedicated competitor to me, that's why the term friendly rival is there to differentiate.
This game is so bad that I’ve watched like 15 hours of videos shitting on it and haven’t gotten bored once.
I've probably been more entertained by people shitting on it than I was playing it.
Grinding to a full team of level 100 before the first gym because it's just that fucking easy and I'd be irritated by any actual challenge that arose because it could be fixed so easily did NOT help either.
@@PoisonFlower765 That’s depressing
@@parkingmeters2646 If you are Big Brain High IQ enough to watch Radical Soda,
you are also qualified to now watch HBomberguy... MAYBE!
3:11:56 Just a correction. They are not based on British paleontologists mixing things up, but a pair of American ones called "Cope & Marsh" who basically had a rivalry so intense that they were rushing to discover and name animals faster and kept putting heads on tails and wrong heads on etc etc. There is no records of British paleontologists doing this. I know how overly UK-inspired the game is, but this isn't one of them.
Oh thank you for this. I actually thought it was British ones..but no that sounds like us Americans lmao
This is right, the only paleontological blunder in the UK was the fake "missing link" fossil that lead to Homo Sapiens. Took decades for people to finally debunk it.
Dudes name is Cope lmao
Actually when Hop talked about switching his team members out, he meant that he removed some Pokemon from his team. So the reason why his Wooloo (which is his actual starter) was missing from his team was because he switched it for a different Pokemon to optimize his team. As lackluster as the game is, this is actually a really neat piece of character writing.
It's not lackluster if there was no possibility of luster in the first place because it's a pile of shit
That's great character writing? "I was losing so I changed my team"?
@@pascalsimioli6777 In fairness, thats better than most of the rivals. They usually just sit on the same pokemon and just add members despite getting dunked on by the player for ages.
A small step, but its a step up.
Didn't blue do that with his Raticate? He never commented on it though.
@@pascalsimioli6777 It is when you have Pokemon-tier standards, yeah.
*Me, when my teacher assigns me a 1-hour documentary:* This is outrageous! They're expecting me to sink an hour of time into something I'm not even interested in?
*Me, watching a 4-hour RadicalSoda review of a video game:* yems, pokeemonms
Four Moves, available to GF:
-Rush
-Cry
-Bad Decision
-BRUSH YOUR TEETH, KIDDO!!
*A two year old video game that we’ve all ready bought
Reminder that even the Gamecube Pokémon games got Wailord’s size right in battles
Some GMax Pokemon are smaller than it and Eternatus. And yet those two are still small.
I mean, those were made by Genius Sonority, not Gamefreak
Geez, we really need some of that 2000's era spark from the gamecube timeline for gamefreak and Nintendo again!
@@Chadfill8348 indeed. Really makes you wonder why Gamefreak doesn’t just have others make the grandiose projects they clearly can’t
@@Fuk99999 I'm still hoping New Snap's success means Bandai Namco hopefully helping develop the games -- they sure know how to make big Pokemon BIG hehe.
3:24:55 The funny thing is, Sun & Moon, the immediately prior games *fixed this*. If you lost the title in the league's final fight, whoever beat you would be sitting in the champion's seat when you came back. They would be champion, not you. And that's how it should be in Sw/Sh too, but it's just not.
Magnolia's model does change when she gives Sonia her lab coat, the clothes she has on underneath are just a similar colour to it. You can see the seam between her cardigan and skirt becomes visible. Sonia is wearing the same coat Magnolia took off, but in a more open style.
The pokemon dex cut removed fletchling, but the weathervane on your house it zooms in on in the beginning is a fletchling weather vane.
I think this is more proof that the dex cut is just something they come up with up to the tail end of development. When the Flechling weathervane asset is made, they made the beginning of development cycle. This is something you can notice... You can see how the paths and town visuals in the beginning are more refined and better looking, and then it just became worse and worse as you proceed.
@@Clear1 The leaked prototype builds of Sword included quite a few unused Pokemon.
It's just utterly pathetic, and proves how morally and creatively bankrupt GameFreak has become.
@@Clear1 Doesn't make sense why it wasn't in the original regional dex if that's the case though, you would think the theming wouldn't have that if it is caught in extra circumstances.
@@Darkgun231 That doesn't prove that at all, all it proves is that fletching was planned to be in the base game.
Video games change as they go through production. Unforseen roadblocks emerge that delay the initially intended production schedule and as a result things get pushed back.
Then we have publishers like Nintendo and TPC who need their yearly releases to please the investors and don't take these delays into account with their deadlines, thus making it so that content has to be cut from the final product. It's got nothing to do with GF, they don't really get much of a say in it.
'Does the UK have a overweight delinquent problem or something?' Yes. Yes it does.
You even got one as a prime minister
@@SludgeManComethNO LOISENSE NO OPINION SORRY THAT'S HOW IT GOES
@@arbitrary-human OI DO YOU GOT A LOISCENSE FOR THAT LOISCENE ENFORCIN?!
Don’t forget the shanks
Most of them aren't even british, funnily enough. London is no longer an english city.
It really made me mad when they just gave us a legendary Pokémon from a random npc in some tower somewhere
Imagine if you got mewtwo from a random scientist in "science tower" because mewtwo wouldn't listen to them so they just give it to a random kid because he won a lot of Pokémon battles
Which legendary? Also this is reminding me of the floaroma town mew in BDSP
@@ochuspin the weird glitch one that the scientists give you its got inventory items that effect its stats i dont remember what its called
@@astolbro7183 oh no, type: null? That Pokémon is great and it’s got a backstory that makes that make absolutely no sense!
There’s only supposed to be three. One is your rival Gladion’s in SM, one is for you, and one stays deep in the aether foundation. So yeah having it just be in a random tower is absolutely asinine
@@ochuspin oh im not saying its a bad pokemon it looks cool and has very interesting game mechanics it just feels almost like an insult that its just randomly given to you for no real reason its almost like the devs have to hide anything intresting they make
@@astolbro7183 i didn't think you were insulting it, i agree that it's really dumb to give it out like a party favor considering its whole story
"It's Him!... it's- it's kind of him!" that was my immediate thought on my first playthrough
Also Snipe shot only has 5PP so that fight with hop in Circhester was fuckin' wild!
Either he use a lot of PP Max or they made it that he had unlimited moves.
15, actually. i assume the 5 was a typo
I can't believe I just watched four hours of a guy convincing me to hate a game I already know I hate. Subscribed.
Pokemon is bringing people together...
Circle jerking feels nice 😆
I didn’t even know anything about Pokemon besides the basic concept, yet I enjoyed the whole video. As an ex-Bethesda Studios fan, I know how that sheer hatred feels.
Ikr, I haven't played a Pokémon game since Sapphire and Ruby, and yet I'll sit here and watch a train wreck in slow motion haha.
I feel like I’m the only person who actually likes the new gen games. The old ones sucks so bad I’m sorry they were so boring I-
1:05:15 I'd just like to point out that Xenoblade Chronicles had a day/night cycle and its cutscenes not only took into account the time of day, but also the weather.
And it was released back in 2010.
For the Wii.
GameFreak has no excuses.
Also that game is incredibly fucking huge. Although a lot of it's ridiculousness can be attributed to it's long development.
I mean, Xeno2 came out with the switch and its actually bonkers. As an aspiring dev, what they achieved in that game is absolutely madness.
Omfg
So did fucking Silver and Gold
@@silverchord5790 So did b&w actually
gen 8 very, _very_ nearly did me in as a pokemon fan, in general. in theory, it *should* have been my favourite generation of all time. not only is galar based on my home country, but as we went into gen 8, we were due gen 4 remakes. which is the gen that initally got me into pokemon, with my favourite region to date, and dawn, one of my favourite characters of all time.
and instead, sword just disappointed me so thoroughly. bdsp, too. to the extent that i didn't buy the remakes, because if i wanted to play a blocky version of sinnoh, i'd just play the originals. i was hoping for a glow-up with sinnoh, as a love letter to it, like hoenn got with oras. and i was so freaking excited for a region based on england. and the return i got for my investment nearly made me drop pokemon as a franchise.
the only reason i'm still a fan, is because i have adhd, and my old hyperfixations flared up.
i still love dawn and sinnoh. but i am _so_ underwhelmed with the pokemon games. legends arceus was be my last purchase until they give me a reason to come back.
same here man. Luckily my fave game is a remake in HGSS but yeah I never played sinnoh asa kid and instead of buying the remakes i played the originals. I love the 2d anyways. ORAS is the best 3d game we have as well because although i haven't played any switch games i can just tell. Similarly to you tho I'm probably gonna finally buy the switch soon and play the trainwreck.
That's a very interesting story! Gen 8 actually did do it in for me as a fan, I haven't touched a modern Pokemon game since Sword/Shield. I've heard very good things from Arceus, but I can't stand to have my hopes dashed in any way again lol. The only ways I interact with the Pokemon series nowadays is by listening to the soundtrack because both Arceus's and SV's OSTs are fantastic.
as someone who also can't escape my hyperfixation I honestly recommend looking into pokemon-likes if you want a new modern experience that isn't the horrible pokemon games these days that I also refuse to buy. I personally got into Coromon recently and it's so lovingly based on gens 4/5 on pokemon with a gorgeous diverse overworld and these amazing animated sprites for coromon and battle effects, it brings back 2d pokemon in the best way and satisfies my adhd's insistence that I play pokemon games
@@garrettfish8471 I will say, Arceus is actually good , and different. I really recommend it. I liked SV , but it's more a guilty pleasure than anything , so i recommend to never touch it.
As someone whose favorite generation was Ruby/Sapphire, maybe be glad you didn't bother with BDSP. ORAS massacred the story, the Champion, and the legendaries. And worst of all, they just hand you Latios/Latias at level 20. Not kidding- LEVEL 20! Not only is that waaaay too early to give you a Pokemon with such a high stat total, but at that level their movepools SUCK and you can't even keep them on-level with the rest of your team at that point since legendaries grow so slowly! I put one of my favorite Pokemon ever into the fricken BOX because he was so useless and so disappointing. My favorite generation became an embarrassment that I really wish I hadn't bought at release since it just looked good. I really do wish they'd screwed up the graphics for ORAS like they did with BDSP so I wouldn't waste my time and money on it.
I've never been able to get over how absolutely vacant and soulless Shigeru Ohmori's face looks in the DLC announcements. He looks as though the Pokémon franchise has completely left him dead inside, as if he couldn't be happier to walk away from the project and never think, see or hear about another Pokémon for the rest of his life. What a wonderful vibe to be giving off as director.
Ohmori IMO should step down as the main director and have another direct a generation-starting mainline game.
No hate on the devs, but “fuckin lazy” is the only way to describe Sword and Shield. There is so so so so so so so much about it that’s just fuckin lazy. Pokémon peaked with B2/W2, I been saying that since ORAS
black and white gens were built different in such a good way
I think oras is good, but i didnt play the original so I cant be talking
Pokemon peaked in HGSS
@@delphoxxthevulpera68 the addition of Audino alone is enough to make me see Gen 5 as a step up, even if I miss Pokémon walking behind me in it
It's not that the devs themselves are lazy its that executives expect them to still pump out a product in 2 years tops. That shit doesn't work especially for HD games. Doubly so for a team that doesn't have experience making HD games. Then they force them to stay conservative with what they can add to the game.
Somehow, this game had a higher budget than Breath of the Wild. Let that sink in.
that hurt to read. what a disgrace
I refuse to beleive this
Marketing
BOTW sucks since everyone likes it and Sword and Shield is good since everyone hates it.
Wait wut?! Omg i will never sleep again after reading this! What where they thinking?!?!?
I anticipate the 5-10 hour roast of scarlet and violet
If that first cutscene was voice acted, it honestly would have been a game changer at the moment ngl.
I always found it hilarious that the player character was the only person in the entire world that took advantage of all 6 pokemon slots, like why does almost every trainer have 1-2 pokemon at most, and why are 90% of them exactly the same 5 pokemon over and over?
well, to be fair, taking care of 6 completely different animals is extremely hard
But yeah, is horrible from the gameplay perspective
@@sasir2013 Bold of you to assume literally anyone in this world actually takes care of their Pokemon
@@sasir2013 Lots of people have 10+ different pets at home hehe.
@@sasir2013 not really the same since pokemon gain shared XP and can take care of themselves.
@@TheReZisTLust I specifically said that I wasn't talking from the gameplay perspective XD
Not gonna lie, he probably put more effort into this series than the entirety of Pokémon Sword and Shield.
@@THGMR-ox7sd let me clear this up.
A group being lazy, and the individuals who make up that group being lazy are not the same.
Now that this has been established, a corporation can be lazy even while many individuals within it are overworked. For instance, the corporation has 100% control over when games are released. Therefore even if individual workers may not have enough time to do their work well, the company as a whole has infinite time. And not taking additional time to take care of the workers or make a better product is the Corp being lazy, because they do not want to make those sacrifices.
Haha, *probably.*
@@marvalice3455 More game developers need to form worker co-ops. It would really solve a lot of these issues early on.
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 I would be eager to see the results of such.
@@marvalice3455 Dead Cells and Night in the Woods was developed by some worker co-ops. Pretty beloved games, the hope is more spring up and eventually more studios transform into co-ops.
4:54
It can also be argued that Fire emblem never had voice acting before but yet Fire emblem echos is the first game to implement full on voice acting. This later became the standard and now Fire emblem warriors and Fire emblem three houses also have full on voice acting and fire emblem is a really text heavy game, especially Three houses with it's 4 routes and tons and tons of supports. It's has much more text to voice act than Pokemon.
And if you are asking, yes it enhances the experience. You no longer have to read the dialogue during the story. Characters feel alot more expressive and likable, they can express emotions much better than a simple textbox. Lastily the characters' death feel a whole lot more emotional as you hear their last words and screams rather than reading a textbox.
That being said, so you're telling me the highest grossing franchise can't get this quality when other lesser nintendo franchises can?
Not only that, but for such a niche franchise, they knocked it out of the park in Echoes and 3H.
Meanwhile I can't stomach the English voice acting in BotW for even 5 minutes before switching to Japanese or turning them off, and I don't think Japanese is always perfect, and I'll defend the majority of English dubbed Japanese media in general for the rest of my life.
@@AkameGaKillfan777 yeah Echos really had alot of love put into it. I believe one of the directors or devs are a huge fan of the original game so he felt honored and excited to be able to work on a remake of the game he always loved.
Such a shame the game didn't sell as well compared to three houses or the rest of the 3DS games.
@@sonicthehedge Personally I think SoV from a pure gameplay perspective does several things wrong that should've been polished more, like enemies ambushing you on maps, the U.I. being downgraded from Awakening and Fatesl your hit, crit and avo rates no longer being visible and they took out a bunch of settings for how battles play out, maps that have too many avo tiles and the Cantors, THE FUCKING CANTORS.
I've personally never liked how you always take 1 damage minimum from attacks, meaning that Armored classes almost always take 2 damage minimum, or how most everyone has an almost non-existent res growth rate. There's a few other things, but you get my points.
It's not terrible, but I do hope that if another game gets remade, they'll update the game mechanics, map design, and customization better. 3H definitely has its issues too, but elitists who call any new thing the series has tried ever since Awakening too "casualized" or denounces it as "real" Fire Emblem can get run over by a semi-truck for all I care.
Echoes at the very least is a LOT better than, well...
Sonic Colors Ultimate.
@@AkameGaKillfan777 well Gaiden has always been the Black Sheep of the franchise due to being very different to the rest of the franchise. I'll say Celica's Route was really flawed and annoying as Alm's Route was always pretty fun imo. But props for the devs for trying to modernize it while still being faithful to the original game. Thats the hard part of remaking of a game, you could change some aspects but then it is different or they just make it worst. Sonic Colors Ultimate for example just lazily adds Ghost Wisp and level design is slightly changed due to it. It's just a Hover Wisp except worst as it can't ring dash and overall breaks the pace of the game. Make it even worse that half of that game promotion was that wisp.
The highest grossing franchise can put VOICE ACTING in their damn mobile game (Pokemon Masters), but not their mainline games. Just....pathetic.
I just want to point out that Magnolia is the ONLY professor in the games that you NEVER see in her own lab!
She was completely insignificant to plot also.
@@Loner098Which is kinda sad as we don't have an old female professor previously...we did get Sonia but we already had a young female professor in Juniper so she isn't unique anymore (and maybe we can count Burnet in Alola) hehe.
@zjzr08 Burnet barely even seemed to do anything remarkable in the games, either other than being Kukui's wife (unless if you're counting the anime). While Kukui didn't really do much for the plot either in Sun & Moon, I personally find him to be my second favorite Pokemon professor. And if you really think about it, Kukui feels like a father-figure to the player despite there not being one present.
Actually, now that I think about it...NONE of the Pokemon professors do anything integral to the plot in ANY of the Pokemon games other than to just act as a beginning guide for the player.
@@Loner098 Professor Rowan did give the Team Galactic grunts some talking to in Platinum hehe.
@zjzr08 I mean, I guess that's true, but then he just kinda shows up at the Pokemon League just like Oak to congratulate you for being Champion.
Now, if you really want a Pokemon game that has a professor being part of the story, then you should check out a fan game called Pokemon Infinity. The story in that game might be the best-written story of any Pokemon fan game/ROM hack.
If this was really a Pokémon video you would have sold each of the first parts separately with stuff removed and then released this version a year later with all the stuff that should’ve been in the original separate parts as well as minor improvements.
Underrated comment.
You have to subscribe to his patreon to get the alternate version of the review, where he plays a copy of pokemon sword instead, where he says all of the same exact things but occasionally mentions a Pokémon Sword exclusive thing. 10 minutes of different content.
Needs more likes.
And, all of them are at full retail price
So this the Emerald version
It took me 2 hours and 42 minutes to realize why he was upset every time Sonia gave him revives.. God im slower than Regigigas
Wait I don’t get it-
_oh_
She’s giving him _revives,_ on a _nuzlocke_
@@-AirKat- hey, more money
I mean you probably forgot it was a nuzlock most of the time
Don't worry, we all get a Slow Start sometimes. I did find it strange the first time but the second one it clicked and was like "Oh, right. Nuzlocke rulez".
I am kinda doing a sun/moon nuzzlocke and I get revives all the time as well and it's just so funny xD
I just remembered something.
Pokémon brick bronze, which was a roblox game that got shut down by Nintendo because it was gaining lots of traction, had backgrounds for not just common areas in battles, but every single unique area where you fight a trainer in the game.
A roblox game.
Okay gamefreak…
1:17:14, I think there's actually a good explanation as to why it feels more linear in Gen 7 and 8.
Gen 1-6 had a top-down perspective for the games, even in XY and ORAS, where the graphics were 3D, but it played like a 2D game. GameFreak was used to drawing wide, flat maps with all kinds of neat things to find and come back to later.
But then they decided to make Gen 7 feel more like a 3D game, and GameFreak, not knowing how to design that for 3D, decided hallways were the way to go. Sure, you could go off the beaten path in a few areas, but what do you find? Trainers, minor items, and the occasional TM that is likely just a status move. But at least Alola kept some sprawling caves with multiple levels that had stronger Pokémon the deeper you went.
Gen 8 got rid of them entirely, hoping that the Wild Areas, even in the DLC, would suffice for that. Basically, instead of making several intricate dungeons, they made one giant one to explore with tons of Pokémon, but you're punished for finding those above your levels that you don't even get a good reward if you can beat it (and since you can't catch it, the EXP is the only reward you can get for going out of your way), the salespeople in the wild area are boring, the only thing to find particularly great in the wild area are the raid battles, and even they're not that good if you don't have Nintendo Online!
Honestly, it's the biggest worry I have with Scarlet and Violet. Legends Arceus showed that they can do open world alright, letting you fight things way above your league, but you might still be able to catch it, giving you a good reward for risking blacking out in the middle of nowhere, but I could still see Paldea not being as fun a place to be if they decide to treat it less like Hisui and more like Galar.
Sword and Shield shills : You can't criticize the game if you haven't played it
Also Sword and Shield shills : lol you're saying all that about the game but you still bought it
Exactly
@@espurrseyes42 Hoops has many Videos on the
Name-Origins and/or Design-Origins.
Those will fill your logic-gaps and
make you understand way more.
-Just saying.
@@slevinchannel7589
What does that have to do with the PokeSIMP hypocrisy of devaluing your criticism for not playing the game, but then devaluing your criticisms because you bought the game?
@@RyanKirkland05
True.
To be fair, the bar is set pretty low for pokemon fans in terms of IQ This is a fandom that finds ice sliding puzzles difficult and freaks out over silhouettes. Christ, even the Super Mario Bros fandom got fed up when Nintendo kept releasing New Super Mario Bros games that were pretty interchangeable. Not the Pokemon fans though. Nope. In fact, they actually get upset when gym battles aren't at the center of everything.
"Stop making low effort Pokemon games!"
"Stop BUYING low effort Pokemon games!"
"...I think we've reached an impasse here..."
You aren't wrong.
Nothing wrong with people who like SwSh, but I think objectively the older games (B2W2 and older) were much more polished and fleshed out.
However, SwSh being one of the best selling Nintendo/Switch/Pokémon games of all time, means that this trend will continue of yearly, rushed games, much like AAA games for Xbox/PlayStation.
Sad, as usually Nintendo is associated with true gems being released when they're ready, not just as money grabs.
I hate people using ‘then don’t buy it’ as an excuse, as if that makes the game good.
@@DSHPerotecH oh god are you one of those people who say 'b2w2 good swsh bad'?
well b2w2 wasn't good. Now, we emerge into a circlejerk because b2w2 fans cannot give good arguments and claim they're right by asking for 'evidence' in the middle of the conversation and then assume they won the argument because they outvote the swsh fans 5 to 1.
Yes this actually happened to me with a b2w2 fan. So shut up.
@@hemalathapajaniraja1990 uhhhh mate, just because one b2w2 fan doesn’t give you evidence doesn’t mean every single b2w2 fan in the world is wrong and that swsh is better lol. You want evidence? I’ll give you some kiddo.
-b2w2 has good challenge in the base game that keeps you from just steamrolling the game easily (cough cough XY SM) with gym leaders like clay and elesa, even roxie because it’s hard to find a weakness for them, and it gives you an incentive to think about what Pokémon you’ll want to include on your journey, instead of “hurr durr me use these pokemans to steamroll ez”
-b2w2 has a good chunk of postgame content to enjoy, like the PWT, black city and white treehollow, which are essentially battle towers that go on for 10 rounds, and once you beat the 10th, you’re able to unlock items in their shops, like evo stones etc. there are tons of legendaries to catch, with pretty good quests on how to obtain them, instead of just getting them from gift boxes or some shit, and you’re able to battle colress again in the p2 lab, and N in the ruins of his castle, which you’re lead to by a Zoroark in victory road, along with more extra battles to do, like the game freak cameos, cynthia, the dark triad, alder, banjirou, Hue, etc.
-b2w2 actually has a STORY wowie. Yeah it has a story, and for one of the only pokemon games to have a fleshed out, interesting story, they knocked it out of the park I think. It isn’t gamebreaking, but it’s a nice touch to the experience.
-the game looks very good for one of the last ever ds games. It looks very lively and fun, instead of static and boring. The Pokémon animations helped with that aspect.
-b2w2 has awesome music. source material: Driftveil City. It just makes you wanna dance to it, they even made the low health music good to listen to.
See? Not every b2w2 fan gives bad arguments. Plus you need to learn not to be such a loathing bitch because someone shat on your favorite Pokémon game. yikes, kiddo.
@@wyattoleff5278 1) b2w2 doesn't have much challenge,I can whiz through it with a swampert and an emboar
2) I don't like the postgame. Idc if you like it, but too many cooks spoil the broth for me.
I saw rose being evil from a mile away... NVM the render distance was too low
who else is coming back to this after scarvio and feeling their soul die a bit after you realize how much smoother this still sub-par game is in comparison
Still more to SV than this pretty unambituous game...different type of bad though and it shows they desparately need to change something to try get us back to the Golden Age games (IMO FRLG-ORAS) hehe.
Ngl even though SV is a MESS I think the actual progression and things to do + freedom is so goddamn refreshing, like L:A and SV gave me hope again after Sword and Shield. Those games definitely have their own issues but compared to Sword and Shield they’re masterpieces.
@@TsundereOtter the bar is nonexistant huh
@@eagletgriff Listen, man, I play Pokémon for the little creatures, so the bar is *very* low.
Just wanna point out that Chairman Rose disowns Bede and then they never interact with each other ever again.
Almost like he disowned him
@@exzyyd392 yeah, but you'd think after he turns his attitude around and strives to become a better person, that Chairman Rose, who was basically his foster Dad would acknowledge him and admire how much he's grown. Or maybe Bede would take issue with Chairman Rose, the man who disowned him, trying to bring about the Darkest Day, as that seems pretty hypocritical. But nope. Nothing.
@@AC_Dragneel Chairman Rose clearly shows he barely even remembers him when the two first interact on-screen.
Why would you think that interaction would take place? The whole point is that Bede is obsessing over a man who doesn't give a shit about him and working too hard and too carelessly to please him.
I'm not calling this grade-A writing or anything, but you can argue he grows up a bit when he finally stops caring about the Chairman's approval.
@@Lucifronz ok, so then why wouldn't he come join us in stopping Chairman Rose bring about the Darkest Day? Typically when you write an arc in a story, you establish it, develop it and conclude it. But Chairman Rose disowning Bede is just one little note in the story that start and ends in that scene and is never brought up again. My point is that it was clearly lazy writing and much like how they forgot to have a villain until the very end of the game, they forgot they even wrote this immediately.
I dont unserstand why people are defending gamfreak in this commonent section
I got flamed in the comment section of an ad for the games when I said, "they don't need to keep making two versions" thank you for saying it here
I will say it did give me a chance to have to replay the region without resetting a game (I try to complete Pokedexes so it's hard to do that) but Pokemon really should have multiple save files now (that's not loopholed with Switch).
@@zjzr08 MULTIPLE SAVE FILES WOULD BE SO AWESOME
i deleted my X save file so my mom could play it and its so annoying not having multiple
yeah, people don't understand that others can have a difference of opinion. Even when the difference makes sense.
I love Pokémon, and it's so hard to read any comment section of any of their ads because the simps for the game will always be far louder than anyone who has valid/constructive criticism.
This game has some really cool human character designs, I actually really love a lot of the unique trainers. Almost makes me wanna play the game.
It's a shame about mostly everything else though.
But then you see NPCs not having some variety even just different clothes and you're back to wondering again.
3:39:50 "This looks like a PS2 game." That's frankly an insult to PS2 games, there are a number of titles on PS2 that could run circles around SwSh. The Metal Gear games, the SquareSoft stuff like FFX parts one and two and the Kingdom Hearts series, Tomb Raider: Legend and Anniversary, even the GTA games, I could probably go on for a while about how many games on PS2 outclass SwSh on just about every detail.
I remember all the memes that were made before this game came out. From the Scottish trainer, to corgis being pokemon, to the final battle being against the Queen and her army of corgis. That game would have been so much better then this.
Now I'm even more disappointed than I was before...
I'm kinda glad this was my first Pokémon game, because everything I've played since has been better, it's like everything is uphill
Your username should appear next to the definition of optimist, Webster, Get on it
hell yeah, lol. Any of the other 3D games are better and the 2D games are pretty different from those. My personal favorite 2D game is Heart Gold so you could maybe check it out if you're interested
Oh yea, all the other games are much better.
Though if you want to play some or them without emulation... be prepared to fork out a pretty penny...
£75 for Pokemon Black 2 nowadays at the cheapest with most being £100 or more.
Gen 5 is definitely when the series peaked so... I actually would buy it for £75 but that’s just me.
Edit: for me though, it’s either the older Pokemon games or bust.
Consider yourself lucky my friend. That right there is truly a privilege that cannot be understated. I hope you keep having fun
*IT'S LIKE A ROLLER COASTER*
Not putting sheildon in gen 8 is like not putting Solrock and Lunatone in gen 7.
48:50
To paraphrase our lord and saviour Keizaron:
"Great, the game gave me an escape rope to _hang_ myself with, thanks!"
People tried defending the national dex cut by saying "there are too many Pokemon, they can't fit all of them" and then the game came out and it used 10 of the 32 gigabytes available on a Switch cartridge.
I enjoyed playing Sword and Shield, but these games are flawed beyond belief.
well, and SD cards are dirt cheap.
pretty sure I have a 64g that I picked up for, what, twenty to thirty bucks at walmart?
I can accept that the full Dex is getting excessively large.
But cutting it in the first home console installation, when there's more room on the cartridge and less room taken up with the world's size and animations, it's fucking stupid.
@@FallingPicturesProductions Technically its the second home console release, the first being Pokemon xd gale of darkness on the Gamecube.
Also as a quick aside that name is dripping so much mid 2000s edge that Shadow the Hedgehog and Fallout: Brotherhood of steel are telling it to go get its corners sanded.
@@vaultdweller1386 I watched a playthrough of XD - and I don't think it was THAT edgy?
@@vaultdweller1386 What about Pokemon Stadium 1&2, Pokemon Collosseum and Pokemon Battle Revolution?
I will now be renaming Sword and Shield as "Pokemon Forces".
"No looking back (at all the cut content)!
You and I we're on the attack (against people that rightfully criticize this game)!"
At least Sonic Forces looks like a game that released this millennium.
@@alfo2804 Pokémon sword and shield don't even look as good as the 3ds games
@@parson3844 They don't even look as good as the N64 games in terms of animation.
Artistically, Generation 5 still has the strongest aesthetic, and that's sad considering the fact that they came out 10 years ago.
"Pokemon Forces me to play a shitty game".
Anxiously waiting for the Deliberately Bastardized Violet & Scarlet movie. I loved this review. I’ve come back and listened to it on long drives a few times lol
I'm typing this before I get into the 2-minute mark (basically hearing about the content removal inspired me lmfao) but for me, Pokémon died when they took away the battle frontier from ORAS and came out saying people wouldn't give a shit. From that point I knew they would either have shitty PR or would just be making the worst excuses to cover up lazy money grab game making.
I want to defend Sun/Moon but looking back it becomes apparent.
"Welp, Oleana didn't sit on my face but we're still gonna be smelling fish cuz we're off to the seafood restaurant to talk with the chairman"
*BRUH*
The funniest thing I've heard on a TH-cam video all year!!
“welcome to the ghost type gym”
“now get in the pinball”
The ironic part is that, No matter how bad a pokemon game is, people is gonna buy it anyways. And that’s the reason why Gamefreak keeps making bad games at 60 dollars
I'm not getting Scarlet or Violet. I don't trust it to actually be good.
Because the release date is too early that it show red flags.
@@positivea9111 I mean... the only thing it has going for it is that they've probably been working on it for a few years alongside PLA. If there was any communication between the studios, it should be at least as good as PLA... in theory.
Everything else though, yeah huge red flag.
@@PoisonFlower765 Yeah the typical 3 years but why not longer since their games are getting more advance.
@@positivea9111 Honestly, things were starting to look up with Arceus, as i wanted to give the series a bit of a chance, but then gen 9 was announced for release for this year and it just killed any good will i had in the pokemon company. They don't care about quality, or crunch time, they just want a game out there because they know it'll sell regardless.
And i'm honestly not sure it can be halted at this point? SwSh's great controversy happened and the game still was the best selling yet, so, it's just saying to the tops "rush the games, it doesn't matter!"
@@Duskool I remember hearing this theory that this game was beginning to develop at 2016. And I want to believe that was true but deep inside I have doubts about this, I want to feel the joy but I just got to accept the reality.