When the cracked Bionicle commercial narrator lore is about as deep as the Bionicle lore. Fr, keep this series up, this shit is one of the few things I've ever looked forward to keeping up with daily lmao I'm genuinely intrigued and curious to see wtf this goes to next
Man I love this!!! I still see that you have some Bionicle commercials left, could you say this: NEW FROM NEOSHIFTERS, please!!!🙏🏻 lol or you can also do commercials for Transformers figures using that art you have, mentioning other toy brands like Dragons-mega blocks, plasmaverse and those topics, you would have more content. I really can't stop laughing.
Hmm, with a “friend” like Dima Krasnov, he’d take the money and let Tony go, and since he’s got a penchant of psychologically fucking with his victims, seeing if Tony’s gonna end his own life or put the hit on him for his double-dealing acts, but it’ll heavily lean in the latter.
For the record, I have not gone out of my way at all to watch these in order, TH-cam has just been recommending them to me in the right order for some reason
I mean you made 5X what you owe them… Just pay them the full 500K and hope the money makes him look the other way. The 100K you owe, 200k for messing with a rival cartel, 100K to let you live and the last 100K goes right into his pocket to buy himself something nice.
Not to be that guy, but it’s 150K for hospital bills. So it’s basically 3x what he owes, plus 50K. Also, what hospital charges that much money for several broken bones from falling down two flights of stairs from a mad acid trip?
@@emmanuelferto3343 One in then pocket of the mafia? They get the hospital to charge an exorbitant amount of money on purpose so the Russian Mafia, split THAT jacked up price between the mafia and the hospital, and THEN they extort the physically, financially and mentally exhausted patients for _even more_ money?
I need to know what happens or I will never be happy
each oof stolen separately
no fucking way what the fuck
Legend
@@bmepnt how do you even make these
@@cauan-ex2ph Magic
Dude I’m so invested in this story
Tony: Terrified out of his wits over the mafia potentially targeting him, nearly about to puke
Vorahk: 🎸🎸🎸
Fax
"Each chunk blown separately"
You never disappoint
I have a feeling this guy is gonna turn his luck around and become the biggest crime boss that their ever was in Human History
99.1% pure plastic Lego pieces
@@IsaiahINRI each chapter sold separately
i bionicle commercial narrator have a golden dream
Each chunk sold separately got me
Blown
This is the story of Bonkleberg, his fall from grace through his divorce, run in with the mob and soon enough, his rise to infamy.
When the cracked Bionicle commercial narrator lore is about as deep as the Bionicle lore.
Fr, keep this series up, this shit is one of the few things I've ever looked forward to keeping up with daily lmao I'm genuinely intrigued and curious to see wtf this goes to next
literally shaking and crying
The plot thickens....
i swear......
this meme trend is actually going to get me into Bionicle
I forgot this was Bionicle lol
Tony: *explaining about some crazy stuff he went through*
Vorahk:It's rock and roll time!
Goddame I’m gonna be getting more Bionicle sets now just so I can animate this beautiful story
omg please do! 😂
Let’s Hope Tony makes it out alive 😔
"New from Galidor. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK..."
Sounds about right
Something tells me Dima's presence in Mexico is going to be Tony's out.
Why do you lowkey have actual story writing skills? I’m lowkey invested 😭
Such an amazing story
Man I love this!!! I still see that you have some Bionicle commercials left, could you say this: NEW FROM NEOSHIFTERS, please!!!🙏🏻 lol or you can also do commercials for Transformers figures using that art you have, mentioning other toy brands like Dragons-mega blocks, plasmaverse and those topics, you would have more content. I really can't stop laughing.
I only found out about this today, but I have already watched all of them and I know total joy.
You are the 5th channel that actually got me to turn on the notifications, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Galidor! THAT'S what it was called! I've been trying to remember the name of that for months!
I need more of this storyline
Если это так и продолжится, то это может выйти за пределы комьюнити Бионикл
These were truly peak bionicle
more more the story must go on
each chunk blow separately
Thank you for the laughs from your Bionicle videos
Galador reference alone makes this the best one yet.
Everybody gangsta until Dima Kraznov pretends not to notice you in Mexico
I love how Vorahk slumps his head like he too is getting sick
This is the best story I’ve ever witnessed. This dwarfs the Bible…
The mafia caught him lacking
Would an approach like "I did it to pay off the debt. Just take all the money he paid and we can move on with our lives" work?
Hmm, with a “friend” like Dima Krasnov, he’d take the money and let Tony go, and since he’s got a penchant of psychologically fucking with his victims, seeing if Tony’s gonna end his own life or put the hit on him for his double-dealing acts, but it’ll heavily lean in the latter.
Not sure if the Russia mafia is about "forgive and forget"
Imagine encountering a rakshi after crossing the Rio Grande.
Take a drink whenever he says the f word
Of water since he says it enough times to help you stay hydrated
TONY NOOO DONT DO WHAT HANK DID TOOONNNYYYYY
Who's Hank ?
no seriously. who's Hank ?
I fucking love these, keep it up!
For the record, I have not gone out of my way at all to watch these in order, TH-cam has just been recommending them to me in the right order for some reason
0:30 yeaahhhh!!!🔥🔥🔥🤘🤘🤘
Plot twist: Dima Krasnov works for the cartel as well
The British accent is the icing on the cake
This is my new addiction
1.75x speed is wild
hes turning american
I don't think Heisenberg is officially a "cartel"
The plot thickens
The new Breaking Bad episode looking fire rn
The minute he said Galidor....
narrator unrelatedly ranting over Bionicle commercials is truly my favourite export of 2023 thus far
Each chunk blown separately
From Bionicle commercials to meth dealing. That's life in under 1 minute.
imagine being a lego exec and finding these videos
Holy shit what a turn
Can you tell me where you found the Tony voice AI? I want to play around with it. These are fucking awesome
I've been waiting for the Rahkshi one. Though I was hoping it was actually going to be about...the Rahkshi.
I mean you made 5X what you owe them… Just pay them the full 500K and hope the money makes him look the other way. The 100K you owe, 200k for messing with a rival cartel, 100K to let you live and the last 100K goes right into his pocket to buy himself something nice.
Not to be that guy, but it’s 150K for hospital bills. So it’s basically 3x what he owes, plus 50K.
Also, what hospital charges that much money for several broken bones from falling down two flights of stairs from a mad acid trip?
@@emmanuelferto3343
One in then pocket of the mafia?
They get the hospital to charge an exorbitant amount of money on purpose so the Russian Mafia, split THAT jacked up price between the mafia and the hospital, and THEN they extort the physically, financially and mentally exhausted patients for _even more_ money?
This turning into my favorite breaking bad season
What software did you use for the voice?
Lore deeper than that of actual bionicle
0:04 turahk just looked at camera because of how many times he said fuck
What software did you use to do the voice?
Hes been found out 😧😧
this is the best shit ever, I cant breathe....
How do people make these
But anyway lets hope tony can get out of this one
I shiet myself hearing the cursed name *Galidor.*
If the story doesn't end up with him in Antarctica for no reason, I'll be disappointed.
Dina fucking Kraznoff…
Welll gotta make money fast
canon?
Somehow this guy ends up selling bootleg Lego like action figures. I need to know how this became more profitable than meth.
my girlfriend left me
Ahahhaha this Is sick af