Trying to Date Colonel Sanders in a KFC dating game

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  • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
    @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7050

    You really got a thing for old bearded men Kevin

  • @lorenzovakarian
    @lorenzovakarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    "You should only eat the Colonel's meat" - CallMeKevin, 2019

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I want to keep the colonels meat warm with my mouth. He'll never need an oven while I'm around ;)

    • @lorenzovakarian
      @lorenzovakarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@oo4758 Oof, it's getting thirsty up in here, better quench your thirst with some of the Colonel's gravy
      ... I'm making this worse aren't I and boy do I regret everything

    • @bruh-a-nator7845
      @bruh-a-nator7845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Both of you are cursed and I like it

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bruh-a-nator7845 I'm glad I found the pinnacle of comments for this video so I can stop reading the comments early

    • @bruh-a-nator7845
      @bruh-a-nator7845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@popburnsy3207 read as many comments as you want and mario kart mobile is out to if your a fan

  • @Funinightmare
    @Funinightmare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2766

    'You've found a love connection, but failed to earn Colonel Sanders' respect as a chef'
    100% accurate relationship between Colonel Sanders and Ronald McDonald

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Finally understood the backstory behind their rivalry

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And it's beautiful

    • @ayumuchorizo4486
      @ayumuchorizo4486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      love is as bittersweet as they say :' ((((

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xD

  • @sleepysys_9081
    @sleepysys_9081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    "You can only eat the Colonel's meat."
    -Kevin, 2019

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you dont eat it you suck it

    • @artyomxiii
      @artyomxiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's what the game is all about

    • @ay7164
      @ay7164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@namelastname766 *takes out knife* Did I stutter

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ay7164 holy heck

  • @nikkiesona
    @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3850

    I don't know if this game is a terrible trainwreck of accidental comedy or just plain comedic genius.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      The second one dude lol it’s a dating sim

    • @wooloo_vt1980
      @wooloo_vt1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      It’s Genius

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@wooloo_vt1980 I believe you to be right.

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ Very true.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This game was just prolly a parody to dating sims

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    When Colonel Sanders founded KFC I'm sure he knew he gonna be in a *anime dating simulator made by his own company*

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That was his endgame all along tho

    • @sexhaver32_31
      @sexhaver32_31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Okay, now I'll make a restaurant company just to make a anime NSFW dating sim.

    • @wowathing.618
      @wowathing.618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      no, dont you see! THIS WAS HIS PLAN FROM THE BEGINNING!!

    • @austin5801
      @austin5801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wasn’t that everyone’s goal in the early 20th century?

    • @BigJackGameplays
      @BigJackGameplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BEEG YOSHI

  • @serinamikaylavlogs
    @serinamikaylavlogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    “Look at all my friends and the dead student”

    • @complimentbotd7232
      @complimentbotd7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Very relatable

    • @lookingprettydambdead717
      @lookingprettydambdead717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool Guy Who Takes Credit For Things He Didnt Do
      American I presume?

    • @complimentbotd7232
      @complimentbotd7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lookingprettydambdead717 I am a citizen of the *world* thank you very much

    • @lookingprettydambdead717
      @lookingprettydambdead717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool Guy Who Takes Credit For Things He Didnt Do American.

  • @TheIrishDino
    @TheIrishDino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    KFC stands for
    Kevin is
    Feckin
    Cool

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I thought it stood for
      Kevin
      Filled
      Cult

    • @bigboydancannon4325
      @bigboydancannon4325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It actually stands for 9/11 Never Happened

    • @Groxcima
      @Groxcima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A very contraversial topic.

    • @drgabe2908
      @drgabe2908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *I'm stuff*

    • @solaireofastora186
      @solaireofastora186 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kentucky Fried Chicken

  • @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub
    @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2921

    1920: in the future, we will have a flying car!
    2019: Kevin Fucks Chicken

    • @profrainbow5707
      @profrainbow5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahahahaha😂

    • @ctmarshpit1156
      @ctmarshpit1156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He didn’t finish the sentence so did he mean chicken or something more sinister🤔🤔🤔

    • @psychokiller2902
      @psychokiller2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ctmarshpit1156 we dont talk about that

    • @MojaveMoron
      @MojaveMoron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      You misspelled children

    • @Wealiko10
      @Wealiko10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought he said children

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5051

    *JK Rowling*:
    Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders had an intense sexual relationship.

    • @LaRavachole
      @LaRavachole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      That's a retcon I can easily get behind.

    • @colmoe
      @colmoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@LaRavachole You know who else got behind it? Ronald McDonald.

    • @ayumuchorizo4486
      @ayumuchorizo4486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@colmoe OH MY LORD HAHAHA YOU JUST------

    • @Triumph263
      @Triumph263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      JK Rowling: Kevin and a chicken had an intense sexual relationship.

    • @fungusman9726
      @fungusman9726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      **RONALD MCDONALD*

  • @elijahcunningham4384
    @elijahcunningham4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    As a KFC employee, I can tell you this game is 100% accurate

    • @sieg3701
      @sieg3701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      But there's no thicc thighs anime girls

    • @elijahcunningham4384
      @elijahcunningham4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Who says there isn’t at mine?

    • @joeburnett9496
      @joeburnett9496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is a regular occurence i assume

    • @roguereaver634
      @roguereaver634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a Nando's employee I feel mildly intimidated

    • @AnomGamerGirlPOTATO
      @AnomGamerGirlPOTATO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Elijah Cunningham Are you the Thicc Thighed Anime Girl, Elijah?

  • @getonleagueguys7557
    @getonleagueguys7557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6058

    This is why I hate video games, it appeals to the male fantasy.

    • @spillikyn9128
      @spillikyn9128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Dad jokes Inc. That's the taste of a liar

    • @jeremygelwicks1177
      @jeremygelwicks1177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yep, this is just what i fantasize about.

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I don't know about other women, but I for one fantasize about his spectacular physique. I would like colonel Sanders to put his spicy gravy all over my voluptuous mashed mound.

    • @theostrichoverlord4306
      @theostrichoverlord4306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @bread collector it wasn’t chickens it was children

    • @dimitrivukasin6867
      @dimitrivukasin6867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@frangelo9733 *Kevin fecks chicken

  • @cthulhumetalheart182
    @cthulhumetalheart182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    "What are you laughing at?"
    "A 25 Year old Irishman date Waifu Colonel Sanders-Kun as Ronald McDonald."

    • @ahhhh6668
      @ahhhh6668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      RONALD MCDONALD*

    • @officialtk53
      @officialtk53 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what?

    • @cthulhumetalheart182
      @cthulhumetalheart182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@officialtk53 ""What are you laughing at?" "A 25 Year old Irishmandate Waifu Colonel Sanders-Kun as Ronald McDonald.""

    • @TheCapedArtist
      @TheCapedArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cthulhumetalheart182 thank you

  • @irre.1703
    @irre.1703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1555

    You know is serious when Kevin doesn’t put “But” in the title.

  • @linger5473
    @linger5473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Oh my god this is the best advert ever made by any company ever

    • @Ares-tx3lq
      @Ares-tx3lq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ever heard of Old Spice?

    • @skylerricketts7392
      @skylerricketts7392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Uh, excuse me? The burger king games were amazing. XD

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you played the Pepsi man video game lol

    • @pinktribble
      @pinktribble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ares-tx3lq I'm on a horse.

  • @ZZZ-xq9pk
    @ZZZ-xq9pk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    The funniest part is the real colonel sanders hated what kfc had become. Imagine if he saw this game

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      oh? why didn't he like it?

    • @eggocompo
      @eggocompo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@cocolime6496 he didnt like how they industrialized and cchanged the original spices

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      @@cocolime6496 because they turned everything shitty and cheap and mass produced. And he was saying that decades ago... Imagine what the actual original KFC must have been like

    • @PrincessroseMcCue
      @PrincessroseMcCue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I appreciate your profile picture

    • @averylividmoose3599
      @averylividmoose3599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@edwardsutton9150 It does.
      I still like it.
      But it does.

  • @Alex-uq1el
    @Alex-uq1el 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    It’s a good game and all, but where’s our Hagrid dating simulator?

    • @sir_rodent
      @sir_rodent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      day 1 of asking kevin to professionally make a hagrid dating sim and then play it

    • @Someguy_Ontheinternet
      @Someguy_Ontheinternet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Finally someone who has 20000 IQ

    • @graegrape
      @graegrape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what do u mean, minecraft story mode already exists

    • @Alex-uq1el
      @Alex-uq1el 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      [ grae ]
      If you’re referring to Axel, he’s not as good as Hagrid, and he never will be :(

    • @graegrape
      @graegrape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Alex-uq1el actually was referring to ivor, but youre right, noone will ever compare to our king hagrid 😔

  • @NoahMorals
    @NoahMorals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Now that I have my "dear leader" shirt, I will surely impress all of the chicks in town

    • @hunterst6321
      @hunterst6321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You will sure impress them, but they will be too busy falling in love with Jim Pickens before anything else happens

    • @NoahMorals
      @NoahMorals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hunterst6321 feck, didn't think that one through

    • @diobrando6515
      @diobrando6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NoahMorals maybe they start a Jim Pickens Cult in your Hometown

    • @colebreadsticks207
      @colebreadsticks207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      #NotAnAd

    • @hunterst6321
      @hunterst6321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NoahMorals Well atleast that's more members for us

  • @kodojow22
    @kodojow22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Kevin
    Fucks
    Chickens
    I’ll never look at KFC the same again

    • @xmarksthespot1372
      @xmarksthespot1372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm sure allot of people wouldn't...

    • @AleksyCastillio
      @AleksyCastillio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so thats how the eggs get made

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Considering the game “Kevin Fucks Colonel” is more apt

    • @Flower-bu9my
      @Flower-bu9my 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@runeanonymous9760 thats in my head now thanks

    • @shawniaprice8745
      @shawniaprice8745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my brother and I always make some joke regarding this game every time we pass a KFC now

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "There is no RONALD MCDONALD now. There is only herbs and spices."
    omg this is perfect.

  • @discoendymion985
    @discoendymion985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    “KFC... More like Kevin Fucks Chic-“ Kevin 2019 everyone

    • @mrcapitalism007
      @mrcapitalism007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      *Kevin Fucks Chil-

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      More like bore rag - *being strangled*

    • @Vixer24
      @Vixer24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i wanna make a drawing of that :D

    • @Stella.22g
      @Stella.22g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Vixer24 please no

    • @brad1878
      @brad1878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Kevin Fucks Colone-

  • @beramtaib4713
    @beramtaib4713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    Kevin: “1 out of 5 that’s 20%, a new record”
    Me when I get my grade back

  • @sourgreendolly7685
    @sourgreendolly7685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Pop being unbothered about being poisoned is the level of chill I need in my life

  • @interhistoria5632
    @interhistoria5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Kevin: "What is with all these poses?"
    Me: "Is this a Jojo reference?"

    • @sddlol19
      @sddlol19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      You were expecting Dio, but it was me, Colonel Sanders.

    • @brklyn985
      @brklyn985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Van Van Jo Jo coincidence i think not

    • @thelioninyourcloset
      @thelioninyourcloset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Van Van deserves to be in Jjba.

    • @GutsVod
      @GutsVod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @GutsVod
      @GutsVod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      like Van Van is literally a manlier josuke

  • @dietrich4951
    @dietrich4951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    It never ceases to amaze me how popular KFC is outside of America, while IN America it is considered to be trash.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Wait, Americans don't like KFC?

    • @michelleramirez5813
      @michelleramirez5813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Alexander Ticonuwu Fun fact, the real life colonel sanders hated what his restaurants had become once he had no stake in the company and openly talked bad about KFC, to the point he opened his own restaurant, again. Here in the US its considered fairly trashy and low quality when it comes to fast food

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I mean, ALL fast food restaurants are considered utter trash in my country, to the point that most of them are either trying the "High quality" route or just shut down.
      I've actually saw more tourists go to fast food restaurants, than locals.
      But this is Italy and one piece of good italian pizza costs less than a shitty american hamburger, so it's understandable lol

    • @romiarkan450
      @romiarkan450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why is this?
      KFC is boss

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeadKraken I

  • @Daniel-tm7mg
    @Daniel-tm7mg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    1967: Do you ever wonder if we'll be able to travel beyond the moon?
    2019:

    • @tylonkjar
      @tylonkjar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In 1969 they landed on moon so in 1967 they would be questioning if they could even make it to the moon.

  • @cartoonguygaming9521
    @cartoonguygaming9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    “Oh I found a magic book idk if I mentioned that”
    Best part

  • @weefweef
    @weefweef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    This is the best fanfic ever, i ship colonel Sanders and RONALD MCDONALD.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same.

    • @a-bird-lover
      @a-bird-lover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      new otp. I wonder how long it will take before someone replies with who's the bottom

    • @PoisonedRedBerry
      @PoisonedRedBerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      they're both the bottom.

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I ship Kevin and a chicken.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Could be an OT3 with Wendy and/or possibly the Burger King. If so, are they bottoms too?

  • @JustARandomWeeb.
    @JustARandomWeeb. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    kevin : "Time to prove how good i am at dating old men"
    wait, aren't you dating jim pickens ?

    • @shiftypenguin472
      @shiftypenguin472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How else would he get so good if you date Jim you gotta understand that he would have left the grim reaper for you.

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "I'm just stalking him now." Ah, a typical Japanese Dating Sim, then.

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s how you know you’re winning!

  • @ed_ward6869
    @ed_ward6869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    I really hope they make a sequel where anime Col. Sanders sells his company to a bunch of executives. Which he later ends up regretting.

    • @chadstuff1875
      @chadstuff1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wait that really happened💀💀💀

    • @ed_ward6869
      @ed_ward6869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@chadstuff1875 yup, he especially hated how the fast food system degraded his chicken recipe

    • @chadstuff1875
      @chadstuff1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ed_ward6869 I still love kfc. I had the opportunity to eat at his original restaurant in Kentucky.

    • @ed_ward6869
      @ed_ward6869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@chadstuff1875 did it taste any different, or just like all the others?

    • @chadstuff1875
      @chadstuff1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ed_ward6869 The recipe was obviously the same but the quality and atmosphere was old timey feel to the restaurant made I special plus their was a museum.

  • @broomy143
    @broomy143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Other youtubers - Minecraft/Fortnite lets plays
    Kevin - KFC dating sim
    This is why we love Kevin.......

    • @masonharris9166
      @masonharris9166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kevin has done both Fortnite and Minecraft. His 1st channel started as a MC channel and he continues to do so on occasion

    • @DavidMGreen423
      @DavidMGreen423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@masonharris9166 just a joke

    • @broomy143
      @broomy143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mason harris yeah I know haha it was just a sarcastic joke (trust me I’ve watched them all...). More of a “other channels regularly play”.

    • @ZayIsAJoke
      @ZayIsAJoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

  • @burntnikesock212
    @burntnikesock212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "Hey there friends, mine name is Kevin, and imma play a game today"
    **literally 90 seconds later**
    *GAME OVER*
    "Well I hope to see ya next time! Bye for now. 👋🏻"

  • @grayley1233
    @grayley1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Hey who's your favorite wifu?
    Me: its complicated

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My favorite wifu is Kevin

  • @skylerricketts7392
    @skylerricketts7392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "You've found a love connection, but failed to earn Colonel Sanders' respect as a Chef"
    KFC hates McDonald's food CONFIRMED

  • @Thedarkassassin88
    @Thedarkassassin88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I’m so angry you didn’t say “Bore Ragnarok” in the beginning.

  • @Pandasu28
    @Pandasu28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Part of me is like "Why is this game a thing?"
    The other part is like "I wanna see how this goes"

  • @wiiseries7684
    @wiiseries7684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    KFC, more like, B O R E R A G N A R O K

    • @ripvanwinkle9935
      @ripvanwinkle9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      BORE RAGNAROK, more like K O R A N G A R E R O B

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ripvanwinkle9935 I didn't know Korang was plural. Thanks!

    • @TheCoolerVergil
      @TheCoolerVergil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wii Series THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @tazorcorn9835
      @tazorcorn9835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly I thought he'd say it

    • @goonyougoodthing
      @goonyougoodthing 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw you beat me too it

  • @f0ur48pm
    @f0ur48pm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    My wifi is bad so at 4:04 i went to check if my video had frozen :)

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Starker did you not read the whole my "Internet is bad and i checked the video"

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Starker he says his Internet is bad meaning that buffering must be normal and ao he checks to see if it was his internet or the video. He also shows the time of the event during the video as seen by the time highlighted in blue
      Edit fixed mistake

    • @ashwath5733
      @ashwath5733 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude i have 100kbps

    • @kyra3571
      @kyra3571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Starker You resemble the child in this scenario more than the others.

    • @Bluutuber
      @Bluutuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyra3571 It's not even been 8 hours and whoever you're replying to has deleted their comments

  • @inakiceballos374
    @inakiceballos374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The student kinda looks like the animated young version of Jim Pickens

  • @mjm3091
    @mjm3091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I really think Colonel Sanders is right now turning in his grave.

    • @767KirbyLord
      @767KirbyLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      MJM Thinking about Kevin of course

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just thinking about what's become of his company.

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'll back his ghost Cadillac into your house for this. Makes me wonder what he'd really do....

  • @mayapanini
    @mayapanini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Somehow i predicted this, kevin just seems like the target demographic!

    • @victoriavidaud
      @victoriavidaud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The Cat Weirdo “Who should we appeal to with this dating sim style game? We should bring in as many customers as we ca-“
      “Kevin.”
      “...what?”
      “Kevin. Only Kevin.”

  • @aparks1437
    @aparks1437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    1969: first men walked on the moon
    2019: first colonel sanders dating simulator

  • @MMoturi22
    @MMoturi22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:33 So we're not going to talk about that near flawless American accent.

    • @Kevin-McLaughlin
      @Kevin-McLaughlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MR. SMALLS I’m told I can do an accurate American accent.

  • @miluxze
    @miluxze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1: making the colonel be born from an egg makes it seem like they want him to be similar to a chicken which raises the question of how ethical is it that he should sell chicken for human consumption.
    2: imagine “sporkgate- the biggest conspiracy of 2019: Was the Father of Chicken involved in sporkmonster false flag? New evidence says, maybe.”
    3: Little known fact, Kevin, too was born with a goatee.
    👨🏻‍🦰❤️👨🏻‍🦳

  • @zacharyouten4525
    @zacharyouten4525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    You know I never thought I’d be aroused by an ad, but here we are

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ZTO
      Colonel Sanders is hot.

    • @JukeboxTheGhoul
      @JukeboxTheGhoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Most ads are made to make you aroused ;P

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clearly you haven't seen the Mother's Day ad

    • @user-N20
      @user-N20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@happymilk7433 that's some next level humor you got there lmaoo

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SBwarriorwolf I'm serious. The Colonel has abs. *The Colonel HAS. ABS.*

  • @veryepicname1232
    @veryepicname1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Welcome to KFC dating sim, we have: A thicc Waifu, a nerdy Waifu, a “ghost”, some robot thing, a dog professor, a JoJo character, probably Teruteru, and the best hunk of all time Colonel Sanders

  • @dickmcdiddly4411
    @dickmcdiddly4411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    That posing and Van Van are just a massive JoJo reference xD

    • @LC-cp5lz
      @LC-cp5lz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      VanVan, Vance Vanstar of the Vanstar family. Members of this bloodline are known to have a star birthmark on the front of their hair and a cursed rivalry with an immortal man named Dan.

    • @LeeDee5
      @LeeDee5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dick McDiddly Cars? Cars Cars?

    • @gulano8258
      @gulano8258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can't forget VanVan's stand *_[ C H I C K E N W I N N E R ]_*

    • @alternativecomics2429
      @alternativecomics2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOU UTTER FOOOOOOL!

    • @krazy958
      @krazy958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!!

  • @zzchief8035
    @zzchief8035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    3:13
    This game is a jojo reference

  • @khaos-is-online4569
    @khaos-is-online4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Me: (looks at colonel sanders) *OH NO HES HOOOOTTTT*

  • @similiesimsinactive
    @similiesimsinactive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    “She just faded off she got thanosed”
    I DIED

    • @anahita71
      @anahita71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Simile Sims
      another victim 😔

  • @flophoenix
    @flophoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    “Why are you all posing?“
    Kevin does not seem like a JoJo fan.
    Edit: But really, Van Van is just a JoJo reference, the hair, the body, the nickname and the poses. He's almost as beatiful as Kevin or Colonel Sanders.

  • @honeypxl
    @honeypxl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Watch this to scar you forever" should be a tagline in most of your videos, tbh

    • @sir_rodent
      @sir_rodent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats... why im here

  • @hughmannity747
    @hughmannity747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:08 I didn't know RTGame was part of the KFC Cinematic Universe

    • @bowlofpasta8846
      @bowlofpasta8846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      7:22 I didn't know Griffin McElroy was in the KFC cinematic universe either

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The fact that the actual company did this gives me. weird feelings. Let's just grumble about capitalism and laugh at Kevin.

  • @theprodigalknight7156
    @theprodigalknight7156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Kevin, play wallace and gromit curse of the were rabbit. You can go around whacking people. You'll love it.

    • @Shadow-ru7zm
      @Shadow-ru7zm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is a perfect fit for Kevin

    • @ellieclayton1953
      @ellieclayton1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to love that game.

  • @komorebi1401
    @komorebi1401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Kevin succesfully shipping the two most in-compatible people ever. Absolute genious. Who needs Tindr when you have YourNameKevi..

  • @bradleyXPS
    @bradleyXPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I feel like every JoJo's bizarre adventure opening should be playing every time Van Van appears.

    • @josephin0747
      @josephin0747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      only the first four ones tho

  • @smilesiel
    @smilesiel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    10:24
    "All you need to do is say my name three times"
    "I don't know your name"
    ...
    Well I can't say it.
    How about a game of charades?
    Yes, let's play it.
    Two words, second word, beverage, drink, wine, juice. Okay, second word, bug, ant, beetle? Beetlejuice?
    Wow, I'm impressed, and all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in the row, it must be spoken unbroken. Ready? Okay.
    Beetlejuice.
    Yes.
    Beetlejuice.
    Yes.
    Beee- cause, you're so smart, a stand up bro, I'll think about your offer, will let you know but I prefer my chances down below.
    Beetlejuice.
    Beetlejuice.
    Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark, I've been swimming with piranhas, I don't need a shark. Yes, life sucks but not that much, okay, Beetlejuice.
    Beetlejuice.
    Be a doll and spare a lecture.
    I offer you a full time specture.
    Are you any good?
    You betcha, trust me baby.
    I just met you, really it's a flattering offer.
    Don't you wanna see dad suffer?
    I think I'd rather just jump off, I may be suicidal but Beetlejuice it's not as if I've lost my mind.

    • @Cowmaize
      @Cowmaize 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Will D
      Straight up that immediately what I though

  • @math3000
    @math3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:51 is literally the game being self - aware of anime tropes

  • @pelican1139
    @pelican1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I can only dream of finding someone who looks at me the way Kevin looks at the Colonel

  • @ElCabra91
    @ElCabra91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I've never waited so much for Kevin to say Bore Ragnarok

  • @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe
    @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Kevin: KFC. More like (come on. Anything other than Bore Ragnarok.)
    Kevin: ...
    Kevin: more like Kevin Fucks...
    Me: SAY BORE RAGNAROK!!

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honourable Grandson Of the Third Hokage Lmao

  • @burgamushun
    @burgamushun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have played a lot of dating sims & my favorite endings will forever be where you choose no one or a side character that never shows up.

  • @skittiez7980
    @skittiez7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Student: “all you need to do is same my name three times”
    Beetlejuice: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @kylemccabe1863
      @kylemccabe1863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

  • @maddypoop_6465
    @maddypoop_6465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Day 54 of telling Kevin that he’s the best TH-camr on this platform and we all love him

  • @1UpBunny
    @1UpBunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Omg that time stand still moment got me GOD DAMN YOU KEVIN🤣😭🤣 I thought the video glitched

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    3:14 "Why are you holding theses poses?" In Van Van's case, it's probably a "stand" :P

  • @sincerityiscary
    @sincerityiscary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Kevin Finds Chaos
    Kevin Fights Chickens
    Kmore Flike Cbore ragnorak

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hate you

    • @sincerityiscary
      @sincerityiscary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ammagon4519 its okay i hate myself a lot more

  • @Nikoane
    @Nikoane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8:05 I made I weird noise when I laughed
    8:54 OMFG HE'S A FECKING JOESTAR

  • @gurkensohn7807
    @gurkensohn7807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Honestly, this is just JoJo's if JoJo's was a dating sim and a KFC advertisement.

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So part 9?

    • @DfRaid
      @DfRaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And if it actually was good

    • @thebenancesmodesart
      @thebenancesmodesart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DfRaid You have a lens flare imagine in your pfp, point invalid.

  • @daisycook2366
    @daisycook2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Nobody:
    TH-cam Recommendations: "Trying to date Colonel Sanders in a KFC dating game."

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I love you Colonel Sanders but it’s finger lickin’ good

    • @ickedude6759
      @ickedude6759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see we watch very similar channels. I like this

  • @ritagonzalez23
    @ritagonzalez23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:00 Wow thanks Kevin. I was in a dark room.

  • @ericaploof998
    @ericaploof998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "All you have to do is repeat my name THREE TIMES"
    Kevin: I don't know your name-
    Me: *wELL I CAN'T SAY IT-*

  • @itsashane1552
    @itsashane1552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Finger licking good takes on a whole new meaning 👅
    Edit: why does everyone hold JoJo poses

    • @gurkensohn7807
      @gurkensohn7807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You mean to tell me you don't go about your day constantly striking a JoJo pose?

    • @thecatcoin820
      @thecatcoin820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Itsashane 3:14 Ayayaya

    • @lambsauc324
      @lambsauc324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You thought this was delivery...
      *But it was I Kono Diogiorno Da!!!*

    • @colberty5524
      @colberty5524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dang I was going to say that, I guess I was 58 minutes too late.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    While it might be pretty cool, it doesn’t come close to Burger King’s Big Bumpin’ or the absolute classic that is PocketBike Racer

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or Sneak King! (That pun though)

    • @iriscandy6377
      @iriscandy6377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm more of a Wendy's person myself

    • @iriscandy6377
      @iriscandy6377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IamaPERSON eyyYooo

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iriscandy6377 Eyyy! How's cactus wacking going?

    • @iriscandy6377
      @iriscandy6377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IamaPERSON it's pretty wack I must say, how's being a person going for you?!

  • @LeeDee5
    @LeeDee5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Colonel kinda looks lik Jim Pickens but with more hair.

    • @comrade7921
      @comrade7921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And only 10% as handsome as Jim

  • @XeroFoxy
    @XeroFoxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Did anyone else notice the BTS poster on the wall in the bedroom. I laughed so hard when I saw it. Also another great video Kevin!!! 💜

    • @ha-kf3rd
      @ha-kf3rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I noticed it but only 6 of them? I'm trying to figure out who's not in the poster for a solid 20 min now lmao.

    • @koga_the_wolf7857
      @koga_the_wolf7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ha-kf3rd Maybe Jin? I know alot of people say that he's irrelevant (😢)

    • @FinallyLiaKookies
      @FinallyLiaKookies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ha-kf3rd yesss its definitely bts

  • @andypandy4640
    @andypandy4640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "It's Finger Pickens Good!"
    Bad idea. Bad bad idea.

  • @kalevaudan3751
    @kalevaudan3751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Kevin: I can get behind this
    KFC: Uhh yeah, that’s the point

  • @amyperi1837
    @amyperi1837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    *Kfc more like bore ragnarok* missed a good joke there Kevin

    • @lukeclark26
      @lukeclark26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aims Purl he knew what he was doing lol he hates us

    • @ignotuscapillary8313
      @ignotuscapillary8313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm liking every comment that says that. THE MEME MUST NEVER DIE!

    • @lukeclark26
      @lukeclark26 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ignotus Capillary Have you seen the reddit? Dead meme? More like bore ragnarok

  • @MadRussianGuy
    @MadRussianGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Forest is to tree as chicken is to a slam dank" (c)- Kevin, 2019

  • @ScoutOW2
    @ScoutOW2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have bell ticked, didnt get notification and had to scroll aaaall the way down on my homescreen to see this. Its like TH-cam knows I'll like it.

  • @kmaeaehhk2574
    @kmaeaehhk2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kevin... You knew what all of us wanted to hear.
    We never ask much from you but please never let us down that hard again when we anticipate that "Bore Ragnarok". :(

  • @MarsAudio
    @MarsAudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The Poses are definitely jojo poses. THEYRE ENEMY STAND USERS!

    • @gungy_vt
      @gungy_vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4:03 Toki wo tomare.

    • @MarsAudio
      @MarsAudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gungy_vt Za Warudo!

    • @odie0086
      @odie0086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kasei B god damn it all was going to say something like this but saw this, well it’s a great show

  • @mushman3744
    @mushman3744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Which KFC employee woke up and decided to suggest making a Cornell Sanders anime dating game

    • @CrabOnABeach
      @CrabOnABeach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Colonel. Yes English is horrible

    • @uselessash3580
      @uselessash3580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope that he got promoted!

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@uselessash3580 I hope he eventually becomes the CEO.

    • @КатяГарь
      @КатяГарь 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CrabOnABeach why is it pronounced like that though? I'm Russian and really fucking confused

    • @btchbgd8786
      @btchbgd8786 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@КатяГарь Blame the french.

  • @rook8182
    @rook8182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Admit it, Kevin, you couldn't get enough of Dream Daddy so you made the colonel your own

  • @nseven1117
    @nseven1117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    tryig to date colonel sanders but it's making me question my sexuality

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “No no no! It’s happening again! Don’t walk towards the light. Oh that was a lovely dream. Oh my god look at all my friends- and the dead student.”
    The funniest and quickest succession of sentences I’ve ever heard

  • @marisaheit9872
    @marisaheit9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Im not much of an Anime guy" Lets make him play Free anime games

    • @complimentbotd7232
      @complimentbotd7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This must happen

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We must teach him culture.

    • @zacross8504
      @zacross8504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Sword Art Online Phantom Bullet But i wish I was in actual SAO so I can die”

    • @JC-rx9kn
      @JC-rx9kn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this game is so jojo with the character designs and poses and all

  • @Prestonian1
    @Prestonian1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I had to delete my watch history after this. Thanks Kevin.

  • @Zightz
    @Zightz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In case you want some cultural context for this...
    So apparently when Japan adopted christmas, it ended up as a romantic holiday for couples. Also, for some inexplicable reason, KFC became the prefered choice for christmas dinner.
    I don't know if that's what inspired this game, but thought I'd mention it haha.

  • @atlix2
    @atlix2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I clicked on this and realized instantly that I had sinned

  • @ndzhelin2651
    @ndzhelin2651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    when he mentioned the Japanese McDonalds ads i was really expecting the UN Owen Was Her video and it really took me back
    memes hit different back then

  • @colemorgan3356
    @colemorgan3356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    KFC, more like
    Bore Ragnarok

    • @ramessesthegreat5542
      @ramessesthegreat5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was waiting for him to say that but he didn't😔😔

  • @jackgreywind6138
    @jackgreywind6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    in the start of the video i was waiting for KFC more like Bore Ragnarok, but it never came

  • @wafflemaker1801
    @wafflemaker1801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    KFC? MORE LIKE BORE RAGNAROK!!!!!
    Edit: 4:03 did anyone else fall for this bit?

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:02 - Wait, did Kevin just canonically die from eating KFC in KFC's promotional game? This is amazing.

  • @BelindaBotha-gh8vk
    @BelindaBotha-gh8vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you Kevin! now I am going to have nightmares! 1:40