Damn straight. Rolling ariund in a white Cadillac with a golden chicken hood ornament. He went around to KFC restaurants to try the chicken, and if it wasn't up to his standards he'd jump behind the counter and teach them hiw it's done. It got so bad the after Colonel Sanders called the chicken shit of TV, KFC sued him. You what he did to win the sued? He gave the judge a taste of his original recipe.
@@lowleypeasentmr.l8836 I think it feels the same the only difference is that there’s a lot less fighting like the arc that they were in was like a world building season
@@Aghaudunfel TH-camrs living in Japan seem to say that one year, Japan ran an extremely successful KFC ad for Christmas and the success carried over year after year until it became a tradition.
Colonel Sanders: "... Not enough muscles. They're embarrassing me in front of Goku, who's here with me after his 24th death... That's right, I had to kill Goku 20 times for guessing my secret recipe."
I’m gonna need you to find whoever made your profile pic so you can put a rather large blade in his frontal lobe on my behalf, if you wouldn’t mind :) Full disclosure this is a joke, I don’t want to kill anyone.
@@chuckvindaloo2230 KFC is not so common in some country. In Italy for example we have very few KFC, and only in the big cities. But Italy is not a good example because we don't have a lot of american chains, we have like 3 Starbucks, in the entire country.
Yeah, but the fast food restaurants couldn't make it fast enough, so they changed Sander's recipe and pushed him out of the company. So, are the seasonings you listed the original, or what they use now?
Sean B. In the mid 80’s a guy named “William Poundstone” (a pornstar name if I ever heard one) did laboratory testing on the chicken. All he found was flour, salt, msg, and black pepper So I’m guessing that’s what they use now they cut corners
Oi Josuke! Not the joestar. He’s the joestar villain. The joestar is supposed to steal the secret ingredient but fails cause The colonel’s stand is too strong.
We have been born too late to explore the earth We have been born too early to explore the space But we have been born right in time to see Charlie play I love you Colonel Sanders
This video sounds and feels more old school I really like it, anyone else feel this? Not that the humor or his personality is different, but more so the presentation.
@@lotus_flower2001 ik i meant how it looks the arts style especially body wise like the aesthetic of the game and how.it looks is similar to dream daddy
Charlie: *mentions Food Wars* Also Charlie: "J.C. Staff has nothing of note and are just the McDonald's of animation" Food Wars is animated by J.C. Staff..
The game should have included a “Reality” DLC where half the chairs are missing, the floor is wet & sticky with sugar from spilled soda, & the bathroom’s toilet looks like a bomb went off in it.
@@w123hyy not sure what you mean. they devoted every second they could to describing how good KFC food was like I was watching a shitty ad. sanders being a mary sue was "the joke" but it went on far too long describing how the universe revolves around him, he's amazing, he's perfect, everyone loves him. it's literally a playable advertisement and trying to hide it by being "ironic" just makes it more soulless.
Fun fact: Harland Sanders, aka the infamous Colonel Sanders, wasn't a military colonel. However, the title is nothing to scoff at. It's the highest recognition of true service and contributions to the state of Kentucky, awarded by the governor and Secretary of State. Imagine a presidential medal, but at a state level.
This game is already a 10/10 for getting Charles’ legs accurate in the first few minutes.
The ultimate VR experience, a game that accurately roasts you.
This is the greatest corporate advertising scheme I have ever seen.
Can it even be called a scheme if the game is genuinely fun
@@shannymuffin1317 it's still a scheme if it had a marketing goal to make
@@TheCrazymonkey316 yeahh but still, as a standalone game I'd play the hell out of it
This is the greatest corporate advertisement scheme of All Time
Two words. Pepsi Man
Sometimes we forget that the Colonel was a real person
Android boy I heard he was friends with Alice Cooper or something.
And he was pretty gangster, too. The Colonel got into a gunfight against one of his competitors, and won.
𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎
Damn straight.
Rolling ariund in a white Cadillac with a golden chicken hood ornament.
He went around to KFC restaurants to try the chicken, and if it wasn't up to his standards he'd jump behind the counter and teach them hiw it's done.
It got so bad the after Colonel Sanders called the chicken shit of TV, KFC sued him.
You what he did to win the sued? He gave the judge a taste of his original recipe.
@@supremecaffeine2633 ho lee shit
"Why must the food be fast but the love be slow?"
-Charles 2019
Not even Shakespeare can make an empowering quote in just 11 words.
Truer words have not been spoken. Charlie is a true wordsmith. Brings a tear to my eye.
a true piece of literature
I read this comment as he said it
Salivar Ravilas and my heart
Charlie's never safe from that leg criticism
I honestly lol'ed when she called him "chicken shins". That was perfect
I literally choked on my spaghetti as that happened! Priceless, poor Charlie!
Oh man...they KNOW.
It's because Ashleigh's thighs are so powerful, she judges men by their legs first. Unlucky for Charlie.
Maybe he should stop skipping leg day
“This has more animation than One Punch Man Season 2”
The sad thing is, he’s not wrong.
Now look at sds s3, it makes opm s2 look god tier
@@mdpyosu4497 I loved the first season, but could never get the next season's because of region locking, is it bad?
@@lowleypeasentmr.l8836 it’s not that bad
@@George-jc3mt but I'm guessing not as good as the original?
@@lowleypeasentmr.l8836 I think it feels the same the only difference is that there’s a lot less fighting like the arc that they were in was like a world building season
WAIT KFC ACTUALLY MADE THIS I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A FAN MEME GAME lmfao
Well McDonald's did something similar in the 90's. It's not that shocking
@@roxassora2706 it kinda is tho
@@roxassora2706 with this kind of quality this no longer shitposting. Im proud to say we are descending
@@roxassora2706 The adventures of Ronald McDonald
7UP Spot the video game
"A microwave is already the head chef at Olive Garden."
DEAD
Who died? Are they ok? Do they need medical attention??????
@@user9287p the chefs are ded
@@nurraheemahmohamadalmutang6288 THIS IS NO TIME TO TALK!!!
WHO SERIOUSLY DIED?????
CALL 911 NOW!!
(Dubstep plays)
@@user9287p cringe
@@dsangel4135 *Uno reverse card*
No u
Wtf this game immediately goes for charlies chicken legs I can’t believe this
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In Japan, people are big into fried chicken by the end of the year, so a KFC dating sim is hillariously fitting.
@glitter oh wow. Cool story
@glitter That's because they heard we had Turkey for Christmas but that's not common in Japan. So they had chicken instead.
GLTR that’s kinda cute tho 😂
@@Aghaudunfel TH-camrs living in Japan seem to say that one year, Japan ran an extremely successful KFC ad for Christmas and the success carried over year after year until it became a tradition.
Animation
Trailer: _Literally every muscle known to man_
Game: *Blinking*
They overestimated their budget
I mean, that’s how otome games work
99% budget on the intro
Visual novels do be like that
As someone who isn’t a weeaboo I can confirm that this is a peak of human evolution.
hehe weeaboo
he said weeb hehe
weeb teeheee
@@sonofben3322 oh no no its a weeb ^
Press E missing out
Hello my brother how many times have I said to get off your weed addiction
this is like the only kfc advertising that im ok with
At least I have chicken.
crusty sean????
thunderstxr lol yeah, it’s a drawing I made like 2-3 years ago, too lazy to change it haha
@@mutantdude6373 well its good lol
What about the wwe Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sanders in heaven: "I wonder whats happening down there."
*sees this*
Colonel Sanders: "God damnit."
colonel sanders: "what in the hot crispy kentucky fried fuck did i just saw?"
Colonel: I guess people loves me a little bit too much
Colonel: Now that's what I'm talking about
Colonel Sanders: "... Not enough muscles. They're embarrassing me in front of Goku, who's here with me after his 24th death... That's right, I had to kill Goku 20 times for guessing my secret recipe."
He's probably more pissed that KFC has gone downhill and is shitty quality now
I mean, I can’t say this is too shocking because KFC is super popular in Japan
DJ Deadbeat And China. Or pretty much most of the Asian world these days.
@@guido0123 k
For some reason, unknown to me, it's a tradition in Japan to eat to have KFC on Christmas.
@@fafafagat it was a campaign in the 70s i think. They talk about it on Good Mythical Morning
@@guido0123 except you're absolutely looking far too deep into it. It's just a meme
I think we're all sleeping on the brilliant rhyme of "Jesus Christ's Faith and Spice"
Jesus Christ lord of spice
Cant tell if this is an upgrade or downgrade for humanity
Clearly an upgrade fam bam
Yes
ya an upgrade, maybe not by much but the average bar is pretty low
Upgrade? Nay, this is the *APOTHEOSIS* of humanity.
hard upgrade
"My legs get insulted on the internet all the time... I can't even escape that in a KFC dating simulator? Is no place sacred anymore?"
Lmao
"why must the food be fast and the love be slow" is the best thing ive ever heard i
“The chicken is laced with pcp so I’m floating through dimensions”
Lame Liam I read this comment right as Charlie said it
@@Clark28563 mee too 😗
This dating sim has something for everyone.
Straight? No problem.
Gay? Sanders is right there.
Furry? There's a talking dog.
It's got it all.
I’m gonna need you to find whoever made your profile pic so you can put a rather large blade in his frontal lobe on my behalf, if you wouldn’t mind :)
Full disclosure this is a joke, I don’t want to kill anyone.
@@lezzingepic6016 That's what your imagination is for uwu
Christians For Pewdiepie well if you don’t someone’s gonna have to
@@MillyBays i s e e
i bet sjw will find a way to be triggered somehow...
"Hello chicken shins."
Are these characters sentient? Can they see Charlie? Is this like Doki Doki Literature Club, but legit?
Absolutely.
Now all we need is a Wendy's dating sim where she mocks us
ara ara
Self-awareness must be thrown around every second.
Tsundere Wendy
Mean Girls, starring Wendy George.
The protagonist has a shame kink
The fact that KFC actually made this is just weird like, a whole new level of weird.
Wait they did?
Imagine Wendy’s and McDonald’s making their sims to compete
Fast food marketing is getting way too meta
And now we have the KFConsole
Now we need Gordan Ramsay’s loving adventures rpg
*Y E S*
It takes place at Hogwarts culinary institute.
Gordon Ramsey: The Quest for the Lamb Sauce
It'll practically be BDSM with all the tongue-lashing he's going to give you for not doing shit right
FUCK YEA BABEEEY
This is like Jojo, but with a lot more chicken. And way less homoerotic.
Bet the colonel has some buckets of chicken for a stand
@@liancao7163
Sanders: "My stand, Chicken Fried, allows me to make this masterpiece of a dish!"
Fax
@@liancao7163 fucking Magician’s Red
The makers of this simulator knew a chicken legged Charlie would play it
Y'know, fuck you, you piece of shit.
Xion Dominagus so are you Charlie’s left shin, or his right shin?
@@leonardticsay8046 I'm one of the many of hairs on his left testie.
Xion Dominagus the gangly one he puts his weight on? ah. Left shin then.
@@leonardticsay8046 his left testie is on his right, they swapped places
11:42 "Why must the food be fast, but the love be slow?" This is the biggest love drama of all time
Not sure why but 11:29 gets me everytime
"Colonel?"
"Yes, *CHARLES* ?"
xD
I’m imagining this as a metal gear solid codec call
Stand Master: The Colonel
Stand Name: Sandurah Supreme
“FINGER LICKIN STANDO POWA!”
Gamedevice2.0 Ben cchhheeeccckkkeeennnnn buaket da
I think I have a crush on the Colonel.
I want the whole dicken tender
Back off he is mine
We all do
You haven’t heard of yandere’s, have you? **whips out katana**
Don’t we all
This legit feels like a trollfic adapted into a videogame...and it's beautiful
I never had KFC, but damn I'd like to taste this man's meat
I hope you're joking about not having KFC
@@chuckvindaloo2230 Not all countries have KFC you know. But still a shame. I would want to try it someday
@@deltafrostbite9446 you're not missing much honestly
@@deltafrostbite9446 you're really not missing much but that's still fucking weird thats like saying you've never tried McDonalds
@@chuckvindaloo2230 KFC is not so common in some country. In Italy for example we have very few KFC, and only in the big cities.
But Italy is not a good example because we don't have a lot of american chains, we have like 3 Starbucks, in the entire country.
6:48 Celery salt, dried mustard, black pepper, white pepper (the secret ingredient), oregano, garlic salt, thyme, paprika, salt, ground ginger, basil
Yeah, but the fast food restaurants couldn't make it fast enough, so they changed Sander's recipe and pushed him out of the company. So, are the seasonings you listed the original, or what they use now?
Sean B. Damn, I had no idea. I guess they’re the ones they use now since they’re from when Sanders' grandkid revealed them to the world.
Sean B. In the mid 80’s a guy named “William Poundstone” (a pornstar name if I ever heard one) did laboratory testing on the chicken.
All he found was flour, salt, msg, and black pepper
So I’m guessing that’s what they use now they cut corners
'Jojo's Deep Fried Adventure'
I-
Edit: Man, part 9's Joestar looks kinda weird...
Oi Josuke! Not the joestar. He’s the joestar villain. The joestar is supposed to steal the secret ingredient but fails cause The colonel’s stand is too strong.
@@miguelblasascensio6819 Ah yes, Van Van and his undefeatable stand, [MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE]!
And who's his love interest gonna be? Charlie?
Oi Josuke!!
*OI JOSUKE* I just fucked colonel sanders and im not regretting it
"Jesus Chirst's Faith in Spice Academy for culinary arts" is a *god tier* name
We have been born too late to explore the earth
We have been born too early to explore the space
But we have been born right in time to see Charlie play I love you Colonel Sanders
that one strange guy we have *been* born
This isn't something to be expected, he could not have played it if he wasn't interested. :/
@@LividBunny :/
@@LividBunny issa bad joke
and witness him getting his legs roasted by a video game
"Why must the food be fast, but the love be slow?"
I cackled but also cried tears of joy at this part
"Through the Fryer and the Flames"
Lmfao
Am I on drugs? Am I dead? This...this doesn’t exist for real, does it?
oh it's real, and you better prepare to play it mate
its real and by kfc
It does and it's absolutely wonderful
It's real and it's fuckin nuts
This video sounds and feels more old school I really like it, anyone else feel this? Not that the humor or his personality is different, but more so the presentation.
Not to offend the people who made the game truly amazing but this looks like a dream daddy mod lmao
Lmao. it does but Dream daddy didn't invent this kind of gameplay. Its standard for dating sims.
@@lotus_flower2001 ik i meant how it looks the arts style especially body wise like the aesthetic of the game and how.it looks is similar to dream daddy
I genuinely feel bad for the actual colonel sander’s family. Imagine if your dead dad was used to make this company money in an anime game
They also presumably will be collecting royalties. I wouldn't sympathise too much.
I'd be honoured
If anything, that's an honour
@@chuckvindaloo2230 I'd be so happy.
SpareUmbrella still doesn’t change the fact that they made your dad look like a fucking weeb.
Imagine this getting turned in to an anime and Norm Macdonald is the dub voice for Sanders-Senpai.
I always wanted to date -Leon Trotsky- Colonel Sanders.
Perfectly Fine Whatever you do though, don’t go to Mexico City
You should bring Trotsky an ice pick for a gift on your first date.
You have to fight your rival Frida Kahlo-chan to win Trotsky-kun love, all while the evil lord Stalin seeks to take the life of your beloved
7:26 HOLY THICCNESS SHE PACKING CAKE
whenever youre a rival of charlie, you ALWAYS go for the THE LEGS.
I'm sorry Colonel-san, it just won't work between us. My heart will always go to Wendy-chan.
Oh I didn't see you there, chicken shins
*she knows*
“Why must the food be fast, but the love be slow.”
This is it. 🙌🏾
When you early to crit1kals video so you can't see all the good comments
Be the best commenter you can be.
Who are you talking about i dont see anyone named crit1kal here
Just read the comments on the last video and replace some nouns with Colonel Sanders. That should be about right.
Now YOU'RE the good comment!
Husky
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some of the animation on the intro was actually done by Yen, he actually worked on One-Punch Man S2!
[ YenYen is his youtube channel's name! ]
I lost it when they dissed his legs
Colonel Sanders on his death bed: “Change da world my final message goodbye”
It would be funny if the game did a complete one-eighty and went the Doki Doki literature club route
Just Harland. Just Harland. Just Harland.
Hatoful Boyfriend has a murderous PIGEON, but not chicken.
fun fact: if Colonel Sanders were to bleed, the blood would be pure grease.
I’m almost certain this is the best commentary channel on all of TH-cam
“Why is the food so fast, yet the love so slow.”
-Charles
Charlie's legs getting insulted in a dating sim 😂
When Charlie said "Why must the food be fast but the love be slow?" I started to tear up it hit so hard.
Now we're just waiting for the McDonald's and Wendy's dating simulator.
Swahzie I expected a Wendy’s dating simulator, due to all of the hentai 🤷♀️
I guess you could say...
*IT’S TIME FOR SOME HEN-THIGH*
....i'll see you out
😦
Ok😀
I think it's time for you to go
Charlie has a wet dream about colonel sanders
Jesus Christ's Faith and Spice: Academy of Culinary Arts, i'd go there.
STEAM REVIEWS ARE IN! And they do not disappoint.
1:37
_F I N G E R L I C K I N G G O O D_
Yes I too have seen a part of the video
I'm here waiting for the "Wendy's Hot Drinks Dating Sim" to drop on Christmas.
"Chicken shins"
They know about charlie's legs
Charlie: *mentions Food Wars*
Also Charlie: "J.C. Staff has nothing of note and are just the McDonald's of animation"
Food Wars is animated by J.C. Staff..
Hes still right cause Food Wars is pretty much junk food anime with how cheap and lazy the animation is past season 1
"A microwave is already the head chef at Olive Garden", I started cracking up.
WHAT, you've never played KFC simulator
I could hear his voice saying that
@@olgaroxtea Same xD i read it with his voice
ThomasTurner69 “you know it’s *fun* , right?
@@cbCOOL1248 Fine i'll cut you a deal, the game is available for free and that's a great price!
After 50 million outros?!
There’s a beyblade metal fusion villain named Van Van and now everytime he speaks all I can think of is the one line I EAT BEYBLADERS
Just imagine how the real Cornel Sanders would feel about this.
He be like" wtf is this!"
"ah, seems like a jojo stand. i get the reference" i don't think you do
You wanted to get immersed and you got immersed, chicken shins. Your goal has been achieved.
"Why must the food be fast....? But the love be slow",
Charlie and his beautiful poetry
KFC in Japan is very popular especially in Christmas, I'm not surprised on this dating sim considering that Japan have a lot of weird shit going on
The game should have included a “Reality” DLC where half the chairs are missing, the floor is wet & sticky with sugar from spilled soda, & the bathroom’s toilet looks like a bomb went off in it.
You should totally do a Moister Meter for this game.
The opening is now an ad for KFC on Instagram
I never knew I needed this. Thank you papa reeves 🙏🏿
I love how Charlie made 2 posts for the 8% minority of his page. This is real diversity hours.
Can’t escape the leg jokes 😂
"My knight in shining oil" -Charles 2019
I feel like they purposely said something about shins just because they knew Charle was gonna play this game.
“Why must the food be fast but the love be slow?”
Charlie got the poetry
I can't believe that a KFC dating sim even knows about Charlie's legs hahahahah
The game is actually harder than I thought. I thought it would be reaaaally easy because its an ad game. Guess I'm wrong. Love your shins, Charlie!
How would Wendy's dating simulator play out?
*Cough* hentai *cough* *cough*
Shit, don't give Wendy's any ideas
@@SomeGuyArchivist Please do xD
Highkey, uncensored, clear, hard hentai.
You go to jail.
Alright japan. When's the rule34 and dakimakura coming out?
I give a week for rule34,
A couple months for the daki
1900: In 2019 we will have flying cars!
2019: *KFC Dating Simulator*
This new JoJo’s Bizzare Adventures season is looking great
*_*What's up, chicken shins?_*
Can't wait for charlie's 3rd joke about one punch man's animation
This game was so soulless I had to call it quits after the first day. Good on you for sticking it out through to the end.
Kenemon if you think this is soulless mate I'm sorry for you
@@w123hyy not sure what you mean. they devoted every second they could to describing how good KFC food was like I was watching a shitty ad. sanders being a mary sue was "the joke" but it went on far too long describing how the universe revolves around him, he's amazing, he's perfect, everyone loves him. it's literally a playable advertisement and trying to hide it by being "ironic" just makes it more soulless.
I love how he goes through the whole game with such a monotone
Wait, this is an ACTUAL game? Oh wow
“Why must the food be fast, but the love be slow!”
- Charles White
Colonel standards can fry any harley davidson man heart with just a swift look uwu
Fun fact: Harland Sanders, aka the infamous Colonel Sanders, wasn't a military colonel. However, the title is nothing to scoff at. It's the highest recognition of true service and contributions to the state of Kentucky, awarded by the governor and Secretary of State. Imagine a presidential medal, but at a state level.