I'm glad President Kevin is running for re-election, I hope this time he doesn't do something stupid like writing a book and getting impeached in less than a day...
6:22 at this point, I can 100% imagine a US president reading the newspaper about a foreign conflict and saying “what did they do, I’ve missed some lore here” 💀
I wanna remind you, his stepfather KILLED his mother; and theres no question the kids certain of it after the attempted murder plot Also, he ended up in an orphanage in Cuba xD Not exactly the best circumstances even if he is a billionaire heh
After all, there are still things money can't buy. Like musical talent. No matter how many classes he attempts to learn how to play it, the triangle will forever elude Can Didate.
You're not a true blooded American if you don't vote someone into office who cost the state and it's people more money than you could if you put your mind to it for the rest if your life o7
0:39 “That too generic, he has to stand out” Kevin respectfully, have you ever seen any of our presidents? 99% of them look like they’re descendants of each other 😂
I remember starting an onlyfans-funded bitlife, she ended up in the 0.01% onlyfans creator, she lived to 108, had around 200M, 3 properties, a yacht and 3 children that loved her at her death, truly a chad of a woman Edit: Just looked at the gravestone today and she infact died at 121 years old and was worth 11.9 billion at death, turns out i remembered wrong. Onlyfans is the way forward in bitlife godamn
So what you're is saying onlyfans is the way forward. The one surefire way of having a long, successful life. Alas, you would have to be at least as handsome as Can Didate to pull it off.
@@pedrovallefin8406 Or prepared to sell your sweat to strangers or something. I know a lot of people say they'll do anything for money... But *will they* though?
Kevin choosing crime as his talent when he wants to be a politician will never get old. Glad to see another Bitlife video! It feels like it’s been forever
I want to thank you Kevin. I found your channel a few years back when I was dealing with a lot of metal health issues, but even at that time you made me smile. Today, I often go back and watch them, even your older ones and often with my best friend who has become a big fan of yours as well. I really am thankful for all of your hard work, and hope that you are taking good care of yourself as well, as I know how crazy life can be. I worry about you too, even though we have never met, you seem like a genuinely good person, so I wish all the best for you. And once again, I thank you.
Weirdly I love how calm this video is and how it doesn't have background music or sound effects, it lets Kevin's comedy shine more ^_^ also great to see his character actually succeed for once haha, we love a president with an OCD themed OnlyFans
I still fondly remember Kevins pitch to be our President in a vid from the last time around, and id vote for him if i cud, just on this: "I will represent you poorly, but i will represent you"
I think Kevin would be proud of my BitLife game, currently somehow a 145 year old American born queen of Japan with like 20 murdered children/family and half a billion $ ❤
@fee6362 Sometimes, it just glitches out. I had a person who lived to 180-ish yo, but every year, there were no events and it was just aging and aging
Another bitlife video yaaaaay and honestly these silly election videos he's done around the elections do help a lot of my anxiety surrounding them. They're always so silly and I enjoy them greatly. :)
I love how you didn't even hesitate on the relationship offer late in the video, then suddenly had the epiphany of how it might look if it turned out she was super young still, only to find out she was, and you unintentionally went the Patrick Stewart route. I also love how you struggled to choose between Barack and Bernie's voices for your president.
2 time president, super rich from being fulltime onlyfans for most of his life, owned a zoo, married a woman somehow richer, started a cult. Mans lived the life
@@rafaelalodio5116 Turns out not blowing all your money gambling or trying to kill everyone that ever crossed you is the key to success, who knew. Granted, he did try to do just that by the end, but it was too late to matter. Or maybe Can Didate is simply so fortunate that not even being convicted of attempted murder could stop his rise to power. Must be the luck of the irish... I mean, the luck of the president Lander, yeah. 😏
@eagle9gaming yes I support both those things, but Americans don't seem to care as much for the policies as they do trying to prove that they're morally or philosophically superior to the "enemy"
@@melogavenue It comes off that way to me too. Hoping it's just a change of style than anything more. Every time I see one of his videos I wish the best for him.
Maybe he's quieter because he's feeling better and less stressed? Stress often looks like a positive thing, especially in public figures, when it, for example, is interpreted as quirkiness, impulsiveness or active lifestyle, while, actually it is the result of coping and laboring through the daily tasks. I guess stress was the reason for cutting the schedule, so I would intepret him being calmer as positive. On the other hand, diagnosis from afar, of a person you don't know, doesn't really make sense, anyway.
Every time Kevin plays Bitlife, I can’t help but get the feeling that the antics he gets up to in game are just his fantasies for what he wants to do IRL. Keep it up, Kevin
: 0 !!! Two things I love watching on Kev's channel: Silly Bitlife videos and Project Zomboid! We got this and with Halloween coming up, I hope we get a Zomboid video too! Awesome!!
Finally someone is playing the politics update in bitlife again. Nobody used to play it whereas it is my favourite special job pack. Great Video Kevin.
I've been re-watching all your old BitLife videos. I clicked fast when this one dropped. Brilliant as always. Do one where you actually run the zoo, or train to be an astronaut or join a drug cartel
"I accepted $20,000 from someone"
"I got cured of depression"
So it's that easy then
and people say money cant buy happiness..... xD
@_Zer1s_ that's exactly what I said after reading this lol
Oh man, money would solve 90% of my problems and worries.
Money is literally happiness and people refuse to believe that. Money could solve all their problems but it's not happiness 😂
@@beejayxl9018 Sure, if fancy shit means teeth filling replacements and a bunch of health 'investments'.
Kevin: sets out to become president, becomes some kind of kinky neat-freak prosperty preacher instead
And by "preacher" do you mean "cult leader"? Or am I missing something?
So uhhh, our regular president
@@pedrovallefin8406”prosperity preacher” is a thing, it’s basically a specific kind of cult leader.
Kevin for president!
"I will represent you poorly, but I WILL represent you. "
I love this comment 😂
This is legit my fave tagline Kevin has used when becomin our President
Finally an honest politician
@@zombiewarrior225 Most dont even represent us after all, bein poorly represented is better than bein ruled
😂😂
"my father left me a triangle, no clothing and a small loan of 1.3 billion dollars"
I'm fckin snorting out of my nose
I'm glad President Kevin is running for re-election, I hope this time he doesn't do something stupid like writing a book and getting impeached in less than a day...
Oh nooo...
Hmmmmmmm
7:21 ...
Oops
That would be horrible
6:22 at this point, I can 100% imagine a US president reading the newspaper about a foreign conflict and saying “what did they do, I’ve missed some lore here” 💀
Or the part where a US president has to pass a law forcing politicians to have the option to play videogames and going "Uh... I guess?"
Lol, thinking one of our politicians would care more about cause of the conflict than a way to team up with Is.... noone 😉 to take foreign resources
imagine how much you would have to hate your stepfather if he left you 1.3 billion dollars and you still couldnt be bothered to attend the funeral
I wanna remind you, his stepfather KILLED his mother; and theres no question the kids certain of it after the attempted murder plot
Also, he ended up in an orphanage in Cuba xD Not exactly the best circumstances even if he is a billionaire heh
1.3 billion dollars AND a triangle
@@SylviaRustyFae And in Cuba, so that billion is probably gonna be seized and the kid kicked out
@@bickle0922 yeah but no clothes
@@SylviaRustyFae Yeah that'll do it
40 million in the bank...still can't play the triangle.
We are witnissing unimaginably tragic events and raw emotions here
After all, there are still things money can't buy. Like musical talent. No matter how many classes he attempts to learn how to play it, the triangle will forever elude Can Didate.
Kevin saying "let me be clear." in Obama's voice is something i didn't know i needed.
He kept switching voices first he did jfk then he did don corleone
u didn’t notice the bernie impression? 😭
@@ggroganthat too
When was the impressions? I didn't see/ forgot them
RIGHT
President Kevin is just here to clean up the country..........in sexy costumes.
Candi Date would be a hilarious politician Only Fans name
It’s his stagename
Damn you are right 😂
And his political rival, Candi Crusher
8:51 I love how he isn't angry about OF in general, but about that specific collab
“Murder and fraud I can excuse but ONLY FANS?”
“You can excuse murder and fraud?”
“Well yeah that’s most prior presidents”
As another American, I can confirm that this is true
You're not a true blooded American if you don't vote someone into office who cost the state and it's people more money than you could if you put your mind to it for the rest if your life o7
This was my thoughts
Fraud, yes but where are you getting murder from?
@@WrottJacksondid you not watch the whole vid?
For some reason, Can’s son inheriting his triangle made me laugh the most
I wonder if a politician being on Onlyfans would be a loophole for accepting much larger political donations.
Hold on you're cooking
@@princess_pink3 "Your honour, Putin was *NOT* funding Trump's campaign, he simply really wanted to see that massive dumper!"
I'd post a video passing foreign policy laws with a plug in
@tonybishop3686 Sensual ASMR but reading your foreign policy laws lol
@@EditsbyM It'd be fun to see Putin funding Trump by itself, let alone through OnlyFans 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you pointed out "I am a cancer" it reminded me of a line from one of your old Bitlife videos: "I am a cancer. I... am the Seed."
Another BitLife video, FINALLY.
the wait for another among us vid continues though
Kevin needs to do more
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ITS BEEN DECADES
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This should be a tradition. Every American election year, Kevin runs for president in bitlife
"From Doodoo To The Cancan: Things Candid Can Didate Did, Has Done, And Can Do" by presidential candidate Can Didate
I mean it's not a surprise his books aren't taking off. People die from strokes just by reading the title
but Can Di Date Degler? Yes, he can, in fact they got married!
0:39 “That too generic, he has to stand out” Kevin respectfully, have you ever seen any of our presidents? 99% of them look like they’re descendants of each other 😂
… and many of them are cousins. Sweet Home 🇺🇸!
Obama being the 1%
I remember starting an onlyfans-funded bitlife, she ended up in the 0.01% onlyfans creator, she lived to 108, had around 200M, 3 properties, a yacht and 3 children that loved her at her death, truly a chad of a woman
Edit: Just looked at the gravestone today and she infact died at 121 years old and was worth 11.9 billion at death, turns out i remembered wrong. Onlyfans is the way forward in bitlife godamn
So what you're is saying onlyfans is the way forward. The one surefire way of having a long, successful life. Alas, you would have to be at least as handsome as Can Didate to pull it off.
Epic, truly a sweet story, onlyfans for life.
@@pedrovallefin8406 Or prepared to sell your sweat to strangers or something. I know a lot of people say they'll do anything for money... But *will they* though?
I think because bitlife makes all social media work the same plus the subscription model of onlyfans you basically are guaranteed millions doing that
are you dumb, does she have 200M or 11.9 billion
What America needs is whiskey and Country music...
_Vote for Kevin as president_
The fact that an Irish TH-camr who lives in Spain nails so many impersonations of American politicians says a lot about American Politics
Jim Pickens 2024: "Pickens for Pris- Uh, I mean, President"... Close one
3:16 why does he sound exactly like bernie sanders 😭
He really does 😂
Thank you, I couldn't place it. lol
Kevin choosing crime as his talent when he wants to be a politician will never get old.
Glad to see another Bitlife video! It feels like it’s been forever
Never thought Goodat Politics would reincarnate in the year of our lord 2024
I want to thank you Kevin. I found your channel a few years back when I was dealing with a lot of metal health issues, but even at that time you made me smile. Today, I often go back and watch them, even your older ones and often with my best friend who has become a big fan of yours as well. I really am thankful for all of your hard work, and hope that you are taking good care of yourself as well, as I know how crazy life can be. I worry about you too, even though we have never met, you seem like a genuinely good person, so I wish all the best for you. And once again, I thank you.
This is so sweet😭
BitLife x CallMeKevin- a match made in heaven. Thanks for bringing back BitLife content, Kevin!
Honestly if one day Kevin managed to slip into the whitehouse I feel like we’d be all to terrified of what he’d do next to try to stop him
"can didate" is my favourite ace attorney character
paul atishon is personally my favorite
Ya know, I think Kevin still has that nurse costume in case he wants to make his own toilet-unclogging video, could get him tons of new subscribers
That would be menbers only content though.
The "hey there friend" instead of "hey there friends" make it so much more personal from my dear leader, DJ Kevi
Your obama and kennedy impressions are spot on lol
This is the second time that Kevin has been removed from office after publishing a book.
At least this time it was as a governor instead of as president. That's a little better, right? Or at least little less worse.
Weirdly I love how calm this video is and how it doesn't have background music or sound effects, it lets Kevin's comedy shine more ^_^ also great to see his character actually succeed for once haha, we love a president with an OCD themed OnlyFans
I still fondly remember Kevins pitch to be our President in a vid from the last time around, and id vote for him if i cud, just on this: "I will represent you poorly, but i will represent you"
Kevin being so calm in a video is kinda new to me. Idk why bur kevin your calm voice is so soothing! Vote can for president
I think Kevin would be proud of my BitLife game, currently somehow a 145 year old American born queen of Japan with like 20 murdered children/family and half a billion $ ❤
How did u live that long? I can barely reach anywhere in the 90's on a good playthrough
@@jamesshadeslayer3395 Balancing murders with.. topless photo shoots? 🤣
isn't the longest you can live 120 years? I had a few 120 years old ones, but it end every time you reach the 120.
@@fee6362 maybe my game glitched. I killed her today to let the inheritance work. Either way, just followed the Kevin strategy of killing all rivals 🤣
@fee6362 Sometimes, it just glitches out. I had a person who lived to 180-ish yo, but every year, there were no events and it was just aging and aging
Another bitlife video yaaaaay and honestly these silly election videos he's done around the elections do help a lot of my anxiety surrounding them. They're always so silly and I enjoy them greatly. :)
"(Murder, Fraud, OnlyFans)"
Oh, boy! It's my favorite TV Trope!
Trolling, Data-Mining, and Jay-Streaming?
the phrase "Presidential feet pic" gave me psychic damage
I like the strange town sims music in the background. It's a nice touch
I thought I could here the Sims music in the background
YESSSSSSSSSSSS I love the sims 2 and all of its spinoffs so much (as you can see vidcund curious in my pic)
I love how you didn't even hesitate on the relationship offer late in the video, then suddenly had the epiphany of how it might look if it turned out she was super young still, only to find out she was, and you unintentionally went the Patrick Stewart route. I also love how you struggled to choose between Barack and Bernie's voices for your president.
I heard Kennedy at one point too. (John F)
Last time Kevin was president in Bitlife:
-Day 1
Lets write a book.
Gets fired
2 time president, super rich from being fulltime onlyfans for most of his life, owned a zoo, married a woman somehow richer, started a cult. Mans lived the life
Shockingly accurate portrayal of American politics
A president who spends 4 hours a week on foreign policy and 30 hours golfing? Sounds exactly like [Insert a US President name here]
0:12 too nice also
Woah a very recent comment
@@Ofgaming782 yeah?
@@CrazedKen not so recent reply
Soo true ❤
Too innocent. Also not enough meat
AN ERA HAS BEEN REBORN LETS GOOOOO
It’s crazy how this was one of his most successful lives in bitlife
@@rafaelalodio5116 Turns out not blowing all your money gambling or trying to kill everyone that ever crossed you is the key to success, who knew. Granted, he did try to do just that by the end, but it was too late to matter. Or maybe Can Didate is simply so fortunate that not even being convicted of attempted murder could stop his rise to power. Must be the luck of the irish... I mean, the luck of the president Lander, yeah. 😏
@@pedrovallefin8406 Yeah, Mr. Didate had an unpredictable and yet lucky career as a feet model
@@rafaelalodio5116 Riiiiight, "feet model", it's that what we are calling it. I suposse it would look better in the gravestone worded like that.
This is arguably the best and most interesting life Kevin has ever had in Bitlife
I'm voting for Kevin. Something something, not a US citizen, don't care. I'm writing it in.
US politics is quite something in my own country I'm a leftist but by Americans standards I'd be a rightist, people can be so goofy. 😂
@@Butchedt So do you support, universal health care and education? Or are you not a leftist at all?
@eagle9gaming yes I support both those things, but Americans don't seem to care as much for the policies as they do trying to prove that they're morally or philosophically superior to the "enemy"
@@ButchedtMy previous comment was for you not OP, forgot to reply to the right person.
@@Butchedt Pretty sure it'd be the other way around if anything
why is kevin so calm lately? Kevin now feels like the evil of Jim Pickens left him
I missed Kevin's BitLife videos greatly. I feel so joyous.
some how this is still less chaotic than half the nonsense trump pulls
No
Are you ok Kevin? You sound a lil quieter than usual. Hope you're staying well rested and taking full advantage of your new release schedule!
I feel like he's been quieter in the last few videos.
I immediately noticed something off about him too. He looks a little different, he sounds… down, I guess? I hope everything is okay too.
@@melogavenue It comes off that way to me too. Hoping it's just a change of style than anything more. Every time I see one of his videos I wish the best for him.
I noticed it too. He looks like he's lost weight or something. 😢 Hope he's okay.
Maybe he's quieter because he's feeling better and less stressed?
Stress often looks like a positive thing, especially in public figures, when it, for example, is interpreted as quirkiness, impulsiveness or active lifestyle, while, actually it is the result of coping and laboring through the daily tasks.
I guess stress was the reason for cutting the schedule, so I would intepret him being calmer as positive.
On the other hand, diagnosis from afar, of a person you don't know, doesn't really make sense, anyway.
elon sending a fake wedding ring to the president is hilariously relevant now lol
insane foreshadowing
An irish president is what we need
Kevin 2024
you had that with our man Joe
@@att6484and Kennedy before him
@@att6484he's American, not Irish
@@midnightblackroses Irish enough
They really make you pay a microtransaction so you don't get an STD?
Well....... alright...... gotta get that bag somehow i guess.
Bitlife is Trash, the Devs are Trash.
This was the single greatest, most achieved Bitlife, in history. Holy shit 😂
The old, white, PDFile not getting reelected tells you this is indeed fictional xd
After watching, does Kevin know we have a defamed criminal politician with an Only Fans, and that his character would have a legit chance 😂
Who are you talking about? You have to be more specific.
@@sophiedowney1077 George Santos, I think.
Every time Kevin plays Bitlife, I can’t help but get the feeling that the antics he gets up to in game are just his fantasies for what he wants to do IRL.
Keep it up, Kevin
I never thought "too irish to be president" would feel like such a flex
He is successful in everything (we don't talk about the triangle) 😂 love it
With illegal transgender aliens and chairs flying across the room, politics around the world this year sounds a lot like a Kevin video
Damn, that chair thing really went international haven’t it?
@@rafaelalodio5116 it did!!! also I'm Brazilian hahahah
@@rafaelalodio5116 it sure did!! also i'm brazilian ahahahah
Flying chair?
Middle east: "First time?"
@@mferreiraluiza Yeah me too kkk
As an American, Can Didate seems like the best option for our country rn. When we needed him most, he was gone 😞 RIP Can Didate, you will be missed.
: 0 !!!
Two things I love watching on Kev's channel: Silly Bitlife videos and Project Zomboid!
We got this and with Halloween coming up, I hope we get a Zomboid video too! Awesome!!
I like how only fans is on the same level as Murder and Fraud
26:50 “You can’t deny the dudes a winner, except for all the times he lost” 🤣🤣
If he'd married Victoria and hyphenated, he would have been Can Gobble-Didate
The fact that there's no CallMeKevin challenge on Bitlife feels criminal and unjust.
This is literally your best life ever, crazy to see you go from Some Dudes Baby to this.
I'm super overjoyed that Kevin uploads Bitlife videos every now and then. It makes me feel that this game will never not get old.
Finally someone is playing the politics update in bitlife again. Nobody used to play it whereas it is my favourite special job pack. Great Video Kevin.
The intros being so much more relaxed still feel like whiplash from constantly watching old Kevin. It’s like he found peace good for you Kevo
Omg im so happy to see this! The past week, I've been going through all kevins old bitlife videos, and today theres a new one!!
Kevin: I'm going to plan a funeral because I want a squeaky clean image
Also Kevin: has an onlyfans and was removed from office
Surprisingly the onlyfans was not what got him removed
11:18 I heard and read "ranking leaves". I thought he was picking his favorite leaves or giving them a score of 1-10 or something 😂
0:00 Hello Kevin
Imagine getting on a flight to Cuba and the seats next to you are occupied by this guy’s taxidermy parents
I've been re-watching all your old BitLife videos. I clicked fast when this one dropped. Brilliant as always. Do one where you actually run the zoo, or train to be an astronaut or join a drug cartel
Kevin, I have been watching your Bitlife videos for a while now and you have inspired me to start make my own Bitlife videos. Thank you so much😊
I want you to know how much i appreciate you for using the snoopy theme song version of the speech at 0:06
Love the Sims 2 (DS) music in the background. Fits oddly well, haha
The first video of Kevin that I saw was, when he became president in bitlife, 3 or 4 years ago, this is a great throw back to that
"The dude is *80 years old* and still got that body."
Goals...
Welp, he's better than most USA Presidents. He's got my vote.
During his first term the economy was better than ever so I guess he does have something
I like how this is mostly just can-didates journey to becoming number 1 on Onlyfans and becoming president was just like a side quest lol
0:51 Why does toddler Can actually look like Donald Trump? 🤣
Honestly, I trust kevin as president far more than the actual president
I would honestly vote Kevin for president. Therefore I see no way this BitLife life will go wrong. 😅
A vote for Kevin is.... a vote for kevin.
never thought i’d see the world only fans in a callmekevin video title however, i am not surprised
if this was real it would end up having the CRAZIEST docuseries about him lol
KEVIN I LOVE UR BITLIFE VIDS
how did kevin know i was rewatching all his bitlife videos over and over
Finally I've been catching up on old bitlife videos
And this comes out today from Kevin just awesome 😅😅🎉🎉
No way Kevin i'd rather have you as our president then the current ones running XD at least life would be fun and chaotic.
Has anyone else noticed that Kevin doesn’t seem to be enjoying himself, he looks tired?
yeah, im surprised ive only seen two comments about this
@@hqlw1346 Same! It’s so noticeable. Hopefully he’s just tired and nothing bad happened.
Surprised not many are noticing this, he seems way less energetic and not himself, I hope he’s okay