No one really asked BUT the reason Morgott’s illusions bleed is because he transforms a living thing into his illusion, Mohg and Godfrey just use regular illusion magic
“If you thought weed was good, wait until you try pot!” That along with every “Imagine [this character] in Fort Haight never fails to make me chuckle 4:45
I'm glad this ended up in A-Tier. Definitely a fun challenge. And the planning that went into it was INSANE. A convo in chat during this run led me to start a "try to do as much as you can before killing a Shardbearer" run, and even with that freedom to do anything, there was a lot of forethought into certain challenge elements (the biggest being that you can't get to Altus until you kill the Castle Redmane duo, because they'd be replaced by the party crowd if you did, which SEVERELY limited the extra flasks and flask boosts I could get). Trying to work out the order for these bosses is way trickier, and I'm really impressed with the results.
You can get to Altus before fighting the Redmane Duo. Just get the Dectus medallion halves and ride the lift. My little challenge every new game is to get every golden seed and sacred tear possible before killing a boss. I think the sum total was 9 tears, 21 seeds before you have to fight a boss. As part of that, I grab the Flamberge and Red Hot Whetstone knife from Redmane Castle before taking the lift up, as otherwise it starts the festival and you have to beat Radahn before the castle goes back to the way it was: Redmane Duo accessible and open doors everywhere.
To be fair about Greyoll, she's meant to be a boss where you fight multiple weakened dragons at once. And she was given so much health to avoid cheesing her. But percentage damage and the perfect spots to stand kinda made her a joke very quickly.
Hopefully they can fix it, maybe spawn one of her protectors behind her or have her summon a flying dragon if her HP drops below a certain point, maybe bleed immunity too,
@@tylerlackey1175 30% wanting to see the fight be more fun and dynamic 70% wanting to see what kind of comedy gold we get whenever how easy of a rune farm she used to be comes up,
@@thanotosomegaoverhaul mods have fixed it if you want a reason to try legit. Iirc the ascended mod increases the agro range of the mini dragons so attacking Greyoll at all has them run thru the barrier/wall to come fight you and it's a fun challenge.
I died to that lame attack once as a Furled Finger (tried to run the cave full of enemies because the Host had already started the fight when I was summoned). So embrassing
9:00 Small lore pet peeve, you don't give Varre your finger. He just injects it with some of Mohg's accursed blood and it goes numb forever. The icons for the other finger items show that they're severed, while your own Bloody Finger fades off at the top to indicate it's still attached to your hand.
26:23 I don’t think it’s been done on this boss, but it’s actually a pretty well known glitch. Boss AI is tied to the Boss’ fog door, the animation of you walking through is what triggers it. Watching the VOD, the fog wall animation overlapped with an attack from behind by a skeleton. When this happens the game gets confused, and doesn’t activate the Boss AI. The Godskin Noble in Volcano Manor has been cheesed this way by entering the fog wall from a specific range, and the Nox duo in Sellia can be cheesed by jumping down into the arena from above rather than entering through the fog gate. Their AI doesn’t activate, and they just kind of stand there until they die.
Pro tip for fighting the Deathbirds: get the Golden Epitaph from Auriza Hero's Grave, locked behind the Stonesword Key door next to the grace. The Ash of War lasts 60 seconds and gives you a massive buff against Undead type enemies, like Deathbirds. Works best if you stack it with other things that increase your holy damage, like Sacred Scorpion and (doesn't apply to this run) the Holy cracked tear.
Also, I am surprised myself, try block counters and straight sword´s square off (R2) to do insane stance damage and hit their heads. I struggled against them, then my sword n´ board run made a joke out of the fight, constant crits. Or try slapping on a holy affinity, preferably the holy slash version. More easy headshots and a nice weapon buff. Deathbirds must not be cancer - if you come prepared !
Also, just throw holy water pots at them, combined with the Golden Epithaph buff and a few more easy things (faith and holy tears, holy scorpion) they kill those things in a few hits, even without any stat investments, and they're really easy to make.
doesnt need to be golden epitath exactly the sacred blade weapon art also applies the buff to the sword and for some reason most of order incants and active sources of holy damage get a 900% (or something close to that) damage increase to undead enemies so you can hit 4 digit damage with it. do note its not the innate holy damage its the buff the ash of war itself gives that is so incredibly nuts against undead enemies. fextra life claims its 100% more damage its lying I shouldnt hit 4 digits with a +6 axe against a deathrite bird. also the ash of war is found in limgrave in the water north of where you find the physic flask which is perfect cause you can get it for the deathbird in limgraven and the weaping peninsula.
Holy pots are more universal, 400% damage, -40% holy resist, double damage on head, even with 6 fth they crack skulls. Also sold from the first merchant, less out of way and no stat requirements.
On note about Bell Bearing practice for a Consumables run: You only really need the first Bell Bearing Hunter found in the Warmaster Shack in Stormveil where you find Bernal selling the Ashes of War. That Bell Bearing Hunter drops the bell bearing that allows you to buy bones which is honestly the ONLY bell bearing you need. Source: someone who did a Consumables Only run.
I recently made a second character to get ready for the DLC, and even though I had 0 flasks at the end I actually did beat Mohg first try. Felt pretty good about that one.
Actually listened to this while slogging through boring tasks at work. The variety of jokes and bosses was much appreciated to listen to. Glad that your still finding whacky challenges to do, but do wish your D&D channel was doing just as well. Also glad you got to be a menace with Bloody Stars again. Curious if dual wielding does make them better or just hit harder.
The gameplay and premise here are really nothing special, but my god are you absolutely golden on the mic. Constantly great puns, you have a great voice, and your commentary kept me watching. I'm subbing :)
"misbegotten crusader? I hardly know'er" is a great line I don't even play Elden Ring anymore but I watch every one of your videos as soon as I'm able. You're surely gonna blow up if the next soulsborne type game is as big as Elden Ring. If there even is gonna be one? Anyhow, always great content my king happy friday
Google "Watch Tulok Beat it" on your work computer is a sentence that im sad it can be interpreted in other way than the Michael Jackson hit "beat it" with Tulok's head edited on. Great work as per usual Sir Tulok
If I am being totally honest I have seen so many videos of great TH-camrs talking about their low subscriber to viewer ratio and what not, but your videos are so well edited and truly entertaining I just have to subscribe
Hearing the Xenoblade Medley combined with the fact that Future Redeemed just came out to end the "Klaus" saga of Xenoblade makes me want to see you play Xenoblade in Elden Ring. Maybe using the Ordovis Greatsword as the Monado for Shulk, or having a full roster of Weapons for Rex - maybe Blasphemous Blade for Pyra, Golden Order Greatsword for Mythra, Zamor Curved Sword for [SPOILER], and some power-stanced Forked Hatchets with Vacuum Slice for Roc to get all the Story-Required blades for Rex out of the way.
The Crucible Knight Misbegotten Duo is actually really interesting lorewise. See, misbegotten are inherently tied to the crucible, the primordial font of life -- it's why they're so chimeric -- and the Crucible knights harness that crucible. In fact, every enemy tied to the crucible that embraces that connection has a shared diving attack. First the Winged Misbegotten, then the Crucible Knights, and then Mohg Lord of Blood.
never bored of your content man, just finished my first playthrough and found all your videos interesting. Also why does no one talks about his commentary? Underrated af.
It is weirdly satisfying. Doing these bosses at the proper level is kind of a pain. But coming back with the big stick and just walking into them feels pretty good
I may not always be the person the jokes are for. But I always, always appreciate how much fun you have while telling them. Commentary on point as always!
I get your music references and honestly they make the videos for me pretty often. Hell I really wasn't expecting the TMBG reference, and getting reminded of Bloodhound gang was something
Woooo friday! Been waiting for this. Keep up the great videos, Tulok. I came for D&D, stayed for Elden Ring, and keep coming back for the good opinions delivered with maximum sass.
Honest to god your channel has become my favorite, i get excited every time I see a new vid drop. Keep up the good work! Can't wait to see the next insane challenge - beating elden ring without playing the game at all
Just wanted to say that i am sometimes the one person who gets some of the very specific jokes. I appreciate the references to TMBG songs a lot, please keep it up!
Omg I wish I was subscribed and followed you on twitch by clicking the link in the description! I could've been there and seen this amazing content happen live!
Phil it's important for you to know: your pronunciation of Anastasia is correct in a way! Sometimes people by that name go by 'Nastya' for short, pronounced the way you say it. So you're technically correct that she's A Nastya! 😁 Great video as always keep up the good work etc.
I understood that Bloodhound Gang/Bad Touch reference. That's a beautiful, wholesome song from my childhood about watching educational documentaries on the Discovery Channel.
When you encouraged the viewers to subscribe in the beginning of the video, I was a little hesitant. Then when you referenced Doctor Worm, I couldn’t help myself
Ive been binge watching you and I only just realised after you saying it so many times that I wasnt subscribed, I fixed that though! I love your jokes, they give me life
After drumming Great Balls of Fire in a school concert that overall collapsed (people literally fell off the stage while singing) that great stars of fire joke awakened a malignant singularity within
Foxtrott ! Uniform ! Charlie ! Kilo ! Well, I got both Bloodhound Gang references, my dude. Never feel alone. There´s always at least one among us losers getting your stupid dorky puns. Love you man ^^
Mohg can be fought as your SECOND enemy in the game after Radahn. This way you can finish the game by killing 11 enemies total, which is 2 less than DS3
I've never really had much issue with Night's Calvary - well, not after reaching Altus Plateau for the first time. By then, I had learned the movements, which are ultimately pretty easy. Fun fact: you want to kill the horse, not the guy. This is because, when he falls off, you can riposte him.
Dude, you've got to make a separate short video showing off that crucible duo glitch. That was great and I'm gonna abuse it. I hate fighting crucible knights 😂
the godskin apostle in the devine tower was actually the first boss i fought on launch day, kept going back to him every time i leveled up until i beat him lol. he ended up kiIIing me more times than any other boss in the series, 33 times.
Also, many regular enemies get trivialized by mounted combat. Great Weapons are well suited for it and I usually use GS... so yeah, learn horseback fighting, it´s totally worth it. Torrent´s ZERO poise can be a pain, though. Jump is not a replacement for rolls and torches - FRIKKIN´ TORCHES - are his bain +facepalm+ In Mount & Blade you can trample (and thus, stagger) fighters on foot. Why not here ? I blame Miyazaki. He doesn´t want us to have that kind of power ; D
My first kill on Mogh was at Rune Level 50ish with the Moonveil. Was talking to a friend who was also fighting Mogh at the same time but he was at like level 120. He summoned for the kill, and his summons absolutely carried him while I was just grinding attempts. He told me to come back at a higher level but stubborn me just learned the fight instead. Hilariously, phase 2 was super easy for me for some reason, the first time I got to it I won.
10:00 i killed him on my second try on my first playthrough and before his phase as well 11:45 i found that the red lightning attacks do nutty amounts of damage to ancient dragons such as lanesax or senesax or placidusax or fortisax 31:57 you can see invisible black knife assasins with in your off hand you never need to use you can two the other weapon, the sentry's torch
Honestly, if you spend 2 hours warming up before going for the big finish, most people will really appreciate it.
Maybe you could make a commander build next? (Based on Commander O’Neill) could be pretty cool to watch you do
@@kn1ghtsm1t38what about Niall?
@@digdug2507 that’ll be cool as well
That's what she said!
Great Stars + high vigor + prayer strike build please.
No one really asked BUT the reason Morgott’s illusions bleed is because he transforms a living thing into his illusion, Mohg and Godfrey just use regular illusion magic
He understands the plight of being in between a full arcane caster and full physical fighter and does you a solid
So he's a dick 🤔
I was under the impression that Goldfrey was an illusion made by Morgott
I’m pretty sure Morgott actually created the illusion of Godfrey in
@@johnnyjoestar4473well Godfrey is his father so making a clone of your father is some true freaky son activity
I can never decide whether it's the great playthrough or the sassy banter that I like more.
Hey, you get both. Thats why it's 2lok
Imagine having sassy banter, in Fort Haight
“It’s joever for you, cornpop.” -Forbidden
“If you thought weed was good, wait until you try pot!”
That along with every “Imagine [this character] in Fort Haight never fails to make me chuckle 4:45
Two very useful items, I don't understand what's so funny about that, bud.
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 riddle me this, imagine weed and pot in Fort Haight
Indeed it is funny sad some children will not understand
I'm glad this ended up in A-Tier. Definitely a fun challenge. And the planning that went into it was INSANE.
A convo in chat during this run led me to start a "try to do as much as you can before killing a Shardbearer" run, and even with that freedom to do anything, there was a lot of forethought into certain challenge elements (the biggest being that you can't get to Altus until you kill the Castle Redmane duo, because they'd be replaced by the party crowd if you did, which SEVERELY limited the extra flasks and flask boosts I could get). Trying to work out the order for these bosses is way trickier, and I'm really impressed with the results.
Oh I didn't even think about that, that's wild!
You can get to Altus before fighting the Redmane Duo. Just get the Dectus medallion halves and ride the lift. My little challenge every new game is to get every golden seed and sacred tear possible before killing a boss. I think the sum total was 9 tears, 21 seeds before you have to fight a boss. As part of that, I grab the Flamberge and Red Hot Whetstone knife from Redmane Castle before taking the lift up, as otherwise it starts the festival and you have to beat Radahn before the castle goes back to the way it was: Redmane Duo accessible and open doors everywhere.
To be fair about Greyoll, she's meant to be a boss where you fight multiple weakened dragons at once. And she was given so much health to avoid cheesing her. But percentage damage and the perfect spots to stand kinda made her a joke very quickly.
I kinda feel bad because I've killed Greyoll dozens of times, but I've never fought her fair and square. Truly the Ceaseless Discharge of Elden Ring
Hopefully they can fix it, maybe spawn one of her protectors behind her or have her summon a flying dragon if her HP drops below a certain point, maybe bleed immunity too,
@@thanotosomega why?
@@tylerlackey1175 30% wanting to see the fight be more fun and dynamic 70% wanting to see what kind of comedy gold we get whenever how easy of a rune farm she used to be comes up,
@@thanotosomegaoverhaul mods have fixed it if you want a reason to try legit. Iirc the ascended mod increases the agro range of the mini dragons so attacking Greyoll at all has them run thru the barrier/wall to come fight you and it's a fun challenge.
Actually the spiritcaller snail has a grand total of one attack, it can jump on you and does like 10 dmg
hey, it can also spit on you.
I died to that lame attack once as a Furled Finger (tried to run the cave full of enemies because the Host had already started the fight when I was summoned). So embrassing
There is another.
That attack can actually do some fairly serious damage. I died to it one time after making it through both Godskins and thinking I was home free.
9:00 Small lore pet peeve, you don't give Varre your finger. He just injects it with some of Mohg's accursed blood and it goes numb forever. The icons for the other finger items show that they're severed, while your own Bloody Finger fades off at the top to indicate it's still attached to your hand.
So Varre gives me Mohg's HIV?
@choppercove Yes.
You legitimately have the most entertaining challenge runs for this game IMO. subscribed
26:23 I don’t think it’s been done on this boss, but it’s actually a pretty well known glitch.
Boss AI is tied to the Boss’ fog door, the animation of you walking through is what triggers it. Watching the VOD, the fog wall animation overlapped with an attack from behind by a skeleton. When this happens the game gets confused, and doesn’t activate the Boss AI.
The Godskin Noble in Volcano Manor has been cheesed this way by entering the fog wall from a specific range, and the Nox duo in Sellia can be cheesed by jumping down into the arena from above rather than entering through the fog gate. Their AI doesn’t activate, and they just kind of stand there until they die.
That was basically how the old Mohg AI break worked as well right? Sneak in through non-standard ways and AI doesn't start
@@tobin1677 I believe that was done by using the Mohg Shackle right outside of the fog door, but I don’t know what exactly the details were.
@@Idea_of_Lustre There was also an old exploit where you could jump into the arena without passing the fog wall, but it was patched
You are so underrated, for sure one of the most entertaining ER creators. Keep up the great work!!!!!
Thank you, I hope to one day be accurately rated
“ER creator” 💀
I agree with this comment
@@DeliriuM_InsomniaC oh shit
Pro tip for fighting the Deathbirds: get the Golden Epitaph from Auriza Hero's Grave, locked behind the Stonesword Key door next to the grace. The Ash of War lasts 60 seconds and gives you a massive buff against Undead type enemies, like Deathbirds. Works best if you stack it with other things that increase your holy damage, like Sacred Scorpion and (doesn't apply to this run) the Holy cracked tear.
Also, I am surprised myself, try block counters and straight sword´s square off (R2) to do insane stance damage and hit their heads. I struggled against them, then my sword n´ board run made a joke out of the fight, constant crits. Or try slapping on a holy affinity, preferably the holy slash version. More easy headshots and a nice weapon buff. Deathbirds must not be cancer - if you come prepared !
Also, just throw holy water pots at them, combined with the Golden Epithaph buff and a few more easy things (faith and holy tears, holy scorpion) they kill those things in a few hits, even without any stat investments, and they're really easy to make.
doesnt need to be golden epitath exactly the sacred blade weapon art also applies the buff to the sword and for some reason most of order incants and active sources of holy damage get a 900% (or something close to that) damage increase to undead enemies so you can hit 4 digit damage with it.
do note its not the innate holy damage its the buff the ash of war itself gives that is so incredibly nuts against undead enemies.
fextra life claims its 100% more damage its lying I shouldnt hit 4 digits with a +6 axe against a deathrite bird.
also the ash of war is found in limgrave in the water north of where you find the physic flask which is perfect cause you can get it for the deathbird in limgraven and the weaping peninsula.
Holy pots are more universal, 400% damage, -40% holy resist, double damage on head, even with 6 fth they crack skulls. Also sold from the first merchant, less out of way and no stat requirements.
When he said “it’s mohgin time” I truly felt that
I cry everytime
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 Mhm! Mogh is the best boss
On note about Bell Bearing practice for a Consumables run: You only really need the first Bell Bearing Hunter found in the Warmaster Shack in Stormveil where you find Bernal selling the Ashes of War. That Bell Bearing Hunter drops the bell bearing that allows you to buy bones which is honestly the ONLY bell bearing you need. Source: someone who did a Consumables Only run.
A cape throwing emote would be amazing. Hopefully they add one in DLC.
I don’t think they added one
@@Polish-Onion ditto
I recently made a second character to get ready for the DLC, and even though I had 0 flasks at the end I actually did beat Mohg first try. Felt pretty good about that one.
want a cookie?
@@lightningpower5401negative Nancy bro
I've been idly watching these videos for a bit, but putting Hard Times over a title card was the push that finally got me to subscribe
I was beginning to wonder why I even try
Actually listened to this while slogging through boring tasks at work. The variety of jokes and bosses was much appreciated to listen to. Glad that your still finding whacky challenges to do, but do wish your D&D channel was doing just as well.
Also glad you got to be a menace with Bloody Stars again. Curious if dual wielding does make them better or just hit harder.
I don't know why, but your way of editing and comedy is just really entertaining to me. Good stuff
Imagine being Patches, just chilling in your cave, when the strongest Tarnished in the land shows up to kill ya. Does he really deserve it?
Yes.
It's what he gets for being such a greedy gus
me in NG+ accidentally one shotting him
He kicked me off a cliff >:(
Literally the Elden lord, slayer of gods and dragons, went to a dirty cave just to kill him. Lol
It was bound to happen someday
The gameplay and premise here are really nothing special, but my god are you absolutely golden on the mic. Constantly great puns, you have a great voice, and your commentary kept me watching. I'm subbing :)
I appreciate your puns. Even the Bloodhound Gang one. Well done.
Bloodhound Run, all the title cards are BHG songs
@@tulokthebarbrarian2033 I want to see/hear that ! XD
That discovery channel footage of you and the bloodhound being nothing but mammals was top tier, don't let anyone say otherwise
"misbegotten crusader? I hardly know'er" is a great line
I don't even play Elden Ring anymore but I watch every one of your videos as soon as I'm able. You're surely gonna blow up if the next soulsborne type game is as big as Elden Ring. If there even is gonna be one? Anyhow, always great content my king happy friday
Hoping the DLC gives us a shot in the arm, but the channel is already growing great thanks to loyal viewers like you 🥰
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo is one of the most underrated song and video of those times, appreciate the mention lol
The Bloodhound Gang jokes are my new favorites.
Google "Watch Tulok Beat it" on your work computer is a sentence that im sad it can be interpreted in other way than the Michael Jackson hit "beat it" with Tulok's head edited on.
Great work as per usual Sir Tulok
If I am being totally honest I have seen so many videos of great TH-camrs talking about their low subscriber to viewer ratio and what not, but your videos are so well edited and truly entertaining I just have to subscribe
I haven’t even watched the video yet and i can alr tell its gonna be awesome, keep up the good work👍🏻
Hearing the Xenoblade Medley combined with the fact that Future Redeemed just came out to end the "Klaus" saga of Xenoblade makes me want to see you play Xenoblade in Elden Ring. Maybe using the Ordovis Greatsword as the Monado for Shulk, or having a full roster of Weapons for Rex - maybe Blasphemous Blade for Pyra, Golden Order Greatsword for Mythra, Zamor Curved Sword for [SPOILER], and some power-stanced Forked Hatchets with Vacuum Slice for Roc to get all the Story-Required blades for Rex out of the way.
The Crucible Knight Misbegotten Duo is actually really interesting lorewise. See, misbegotten are inherently tied to the crucible, the primordial font of life -- it's why they're so chimeric -- and the Crucible knights harness that crucible. In fact, every enemy tied to the crucible that embraces that connection has a shared diving attack. First the Winged Misbegotten, then the Crucible Knights, and then Mohg Lord of Blood.
never bored of your content man, just finished my first playthrough and found all your videos interesting. Also why does no one talks about his commentary? Underrated af.
I love how a big part of the video is basically a "killing bosses with wild strikes" compilation
Also yes I got the bad touch joke
It is weirdly satisfying. Doing these bosses at the proper level is kind of a pain. But coming back with the big stick and just walking into them feels pretty good
I may not always be the person the jokes are for. But I always, always appreciate how much fun you have while telling them. Commentary on point as always!
I appreciate the amount of love you put into these videos. The kind you have to clean up with a mop and bucket.
"What a thrill climbing this ladder to get the snake eater smiting stone " I SEE YOU
I get your music references and honestly they make the videos for me pretty often. Hell I really wasn't expecting the TMBG reference, and getting reminded of Bloodhound gang was something
The game does tell you how to fight on a horse, that lesson's name is Agheel.
Woooo friday! Been waiting for this. Keep up the great videos, Tulok. I came for D&D, stayed for Elden Ring, and keep coming back for the good opinions delivered with maximum sass.
Glad you enjoy it 😊
Honest to god your channel has become my favorite, i get excited every time I see a new vid drop. Keep up the good work! Can't wait to see the next insane challenge - beating elden ring without playing the game at all
actually googled "watch tulok beat it" on my work computer, it brings up this video and some of the D&D ones
It’s really cool seeing how far these videos have come
Next week is actually a REALLY good showcase for this
The tense fight with thr big dragon mommy was insane, congrats on the first try win!
Thanks. I was puckered up pretty tight there
Just wanted to say that i am sometimes the one person who gets some of the very specific jokes. I appreciate the references to TMBG songs a lot, please keep it up!
fuck yes i also love the ruin-strewn precipice. I never collect the medallion pieces because this route is so much more harrowing and awesome
Been watching your runs for a few weeks now. Thanks for the content 🍞
It seems like you really love making Bloodhound Gang jokes. Like, really love. The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket.
You are eerily good at making sex jokes that i dont realize are sex jokes until halfway through the sex joke
I actually do really like the Bloodhound Gang puns. Especially the Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo one since that's probably my favorite by them.
I've only watched 2 of your videos so far and I get at least 95% of your obscure references... take my subscription.
I wish I could think of a clever Nirvana Bloodhound Gang mixed reference to appreciate his puns
Omg I wish I was subscribed and followed you on twitch by clicking the link in the description! I could've been there and seen this amazing content happen live!
Phil it's important for you to know: your pronunciation of Anastasia is correct in a way! Sometimes people by that name go by 'Nastya' for short, pronounced the way you say it. So you're technically correct that she's A Nastya! 😁 Great video as always keep up the good work etc.
Thanks, I knew my instincts were correct
Credit for the TMBG Dr. Worm reference, that is probably my favorite in-joke you've made so far.
I understood that Bloodhound Gang/Bad Touch reference. That's a beautiful, wholesome song from my childhood about watching educational documentaries on the Discovery Channel.
All hail Soldier of Godrick, mighty overlord.
Truly, the hardest boss
That Bloodhound Knight joke with the Bad Touch was amazing. Please keep up these jokes. They make me feel less old.
Phil, thank you for this fun video, I hate that I laugh at your bad puns, maybe its the dad comedy that lives inside me lol
The Redmane and Methodmane joke is SOOO GOOD lol
When you think about it, the Jerren party is basically the Wu Tang Clan
The reference to that doctor worm song was such a throw back 😂
When you encouraged the viewers to subscribe in the beginning of the video, I was a little hesitant. Then when you referenced Doctor Worm, I couldn’t help myself
Your videos bring me joy, thanks Tulok
I been subscribed so I will just continue to drive engagement. FOR THE MANGO
You and me, Tulok, we ain't nothing but people who appreciate references. So let's do references like they do on your youtube channel
Ive been binge watching you and I only just realised after you saying it so many times that I wasnt subscribed, I fixed that though! I love your jokes, they give me life
True signa for not being afraid if the elden ring "wrong way to play" community 🗿🗿🗿🗿 deserves a sub
No one in history has been afraid of Elden Ring players 😂
I love how you do it, its like the Discovery Channel.
Bloodhound gang reference i got you boss. Finally after weeks of watching you earned a sub
14:50-15:00 you cheeky bastard 😭🙏🙏.new.favorite elder ring youtuber lmaooo
17:02 shoutout for including such an iconic melee moment
After drumming Great Balls of Fire in a school concert that overall collapsed (people literally fell off the stage while singing) that great stars of fire joke awakened a malignant singularity within
Ok now I'm going to need a "lap dance is so much better when malenia's crying" joke in a video. I am subbing in good faith. Lol.
36:15 someone get this man on guest grumps it would be great
Foxtrott !
Uniform !
Charlie !
Kilo !
Well, I got both Bloodhound Gang references, my dude. Never feel alone.
There´s always at least one among us losers getting your stupid dorky puns.
Love you man ^^
Loving the longer uploads!!!
Got the Bloodhound Knight joke. Appreciate every ITYSL reference as well.
37:09 You know, I was distracted watching the Discovery channel so I didn't hear the joke but I'm guessing it was funny, I laughed fo ya
37:06
My favorite pun of the whole video
Love the bloodhound gang
honestly, the scenic isle joke made me laugh way too much. thank you for that
Mohg can be fought as your SECOND enemy in the game after Radahn. This way you can finish the game by killing 11 enemies total, which is 2 less than DS3
Always fond of the they might be (fire) giants references
I've never really had much issue with Night's Calvary - well, not after reaching Altus Plateau for the first time. By then, I had learned the movements, which are ultimately pretty easy.
Fun fact: you want to kill the horse, not the guy. This is because, when he falls off, you can riposte him.
Dude, you've got to make a separate short video showing off that crucible duo glitch. That was great and I'm gonna abuse it. I hate fighting crucible knights 😂
26:45 future me. That will show you the way.
I really discovered your channel and I wanted you to know that I love all 3 of your jokes.
the godskin apostle in the devine tower was actually the first boss i fought on launch day, kept going back to him every time i leveled up until i beat him lol. he ended up kiIIing me more times than any other boss in the series, 33 times.
I really liked the Bloodhound gang joke!
For me, the dragons absolutely taught me to fight on horseback, and I found that tree avatars were easier on horse as well
Me to. Tho I actually find dragons easier on foot for most playthroughs.
Also, many regular enemies get trivialized by mounted combat. Great Weapons are well suited for it and I usually use GS... so yeah, learn horseback fighting, it´s totally worth it. Torrent´s ZERO poise can be a pain, though. Jump is not a replacement for rolls and torches - FRIKKIN´ TORCHES - are his bain +facepalm+ In Mount & Blade you can trample (and thus, stagger) fighters on foot. Why not here ? I blame Miyazaki. He doesn´t want us to have that kind of power ; D
Great Stars + high vigor + Prayerful strike = unkillable.
31:35 I haven't heard the song Dr. Worm in years, how dare you remind me of that lmao
13:26 Actually, it's pretty likely that Gold Godfrey was made by Morgott since he has the exact same visual effect as Morgott's weapons.
I don't really get that bad touch joke, then again I'm just a mammal. Maybe I'll try watching the discovery channel...
37:18 i'de apreciate your input
Just googled "watch Tulok beat it" on my computer and let me tell you the results were interesting
Wait- are people finally making fanfics about me?
24:18, snails do have an attack. It jumps onto your chest and shoves its head down your throat to tear up your insides.
My first kill on Mogh was at Rune Level 50ish with the Moonveil. Was talking to a friend who was also fighting Mogh at the same time but he was at like level 120. He summoned for the kill, and his summons absolutely carried him while I was just grinding attempts.
He told me to come back at a higher level but stubborn me just learned the fight instead. Hilariously, phase 2 was super easy for me for some reason, the first time I got to it I won.
Boss 142 Blood Hound Gang reference. I'm the guy for this reference and many others. I laugh at all the wit, my friend.
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There is actually a shortcut past the first chariot and before the Finger weapon that allows you to just skip the second half of the dungeon.
10:00 i killed him on my second try on my first playthrough and before his phase as well
11:45 i found that the red lightning attacks do nutty amounts of damage to ancient dragons such as lanesax or senesax or placidusax or fortisax
31:57 you can see invisible black knife assasins with in your off hand you never need to use you can two the other weapon, the sentry's torch
Sweat baby sweat baby, calid is like a Texas drought, me and you slay the kind of bosses only miquila can sing about.
The talk about "bad dragon" in this raises an eyebrow.