CarGUY2014 That's because this song used in SpongeBob is suppose to emphasize how ridiculous something is when something stupid is going on, and this video is pretty much a basic form of that ridiculousness.
Arya Winchester so you can't use knock-off pouches. That's also the real purpose of the QR scanner. Juicero pouches have a QR code on them, and if it's a knock-off the press won't work with the pouch.
MissourHanzai Lol yeah a giant chunk of the USA's produce supply and the world's 6th largest economy with more people than Canada. Having it just disappear would be a WONDERFUL idea
Superdoo987 -"The password is wrong sweetheart. the password is "thelegend26". -"I typed that before!" -"Try again" -"No" -"Why,you don't believe me? "Yes you always wrong!" "Do you think marrying you is a mistake?" "Well..." "I want to divorce." Thanks Juicero.
The absolute funniest thing about the Juicero is the fact that the company spared NO EXPENSE when designing the machine itself. It is so ludicrously over-engineered, the machining is so precise, that it MUST have been made by a true madman.
This is what happens when you let the engineers design something without a budget. What I think could have happened was this was originally designed (minus the app and wifi stuff) for commercial use but Juicero couldn’t find a chain to adopt it so they scrambled and tried to market it towards regular consumers. A lot of restaurant equipment has the same engineering concept you’ll pay 2k for a mixer but that mixer will outlive you, your kids and probably your grandkids.
Your profile picture is Chiaki Nanami and now I want to die because I just re-watched Despair arc episode 10 this morning so seeing the picture right now tore my heart to shreds
I love the fact that this is now 6 years old. I have come back to this almost every year. Juicero and Ouya gotta be some of the funniest failed crowdfunding products to ever hit the internet.
@@arrontheprotogen9276as far as I can recall it was like a console that ran on outdated Android software and t had a lot of factors weighing it down like bad internet connection and poor controller design. The Wikipedia page says it better en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouya
your comment just made me remember that when i was in school some kid invited me over to his house to play the ouya and then immediately after he showed me giantism fetish videos so thank you for making me have a war flashback 🎉
Patrick: *takes computer and smashes it on paper agressively* DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH! Still more effective in removing the paint from the dollar than this juicer in juicing.
imagine not putting in a tall enough glass and having to watch in helpless horror as this monster overflows your cup and spills juice onto your countertop
I feel like Juicero is the perfect symbol of everything wrong with a lot of modern tech: it's overpriced, solves a completely made-up problem, and makes a simple task needlessly overcomplicated by making you connect to wi-fi and scan QR codes to do something that could've easily been done using buttons. No one asked for it but millions of dollars were poured into it because out of touch millionaire techbros thought they could profit from it.
Well, we had the "food scanner" where you had to tell the companion app what you just scanned with the scanner so it could look up a basic nutritional database to report to you what each thing you scanned allegedly contained... (Tellspec and SCiO) The miracle blood tester that pretended to work with one drop of blood... (Theranos) The countertop -repurposed bread machine- food composter... (Lomi) The countertop clothes dryer that pretended to dry your clothes in a vacuum... (Morus Zero) All scammy devices that made millions (or billions) without actual independent verification. 😆 Such a waste of people's time and energy, and resources!
This invention is the poster child of “smart” devices that in no way need to be smart. It was a big phase of Silicon Valley, one that we may still be in the tail end of.
I think it was a joke that got out of hand. I imagine some drunk friends were sitting round and coming with the worst idea that they could pitch to a VC firm for a joke. Then when they got to the VC firm and pitched it some decelerate fuck offered them millions of dollars to run with it.
He also would have spent an entire episode trying to make a simple glass of juice on a Sunday afternoon in peace, while Spongebob and Patrick ruin his every attempt by being obnoxious neighbors. The episode would then end with Squidward's house reduced to rubble as he has a nervous breakdown. In the chaos, the destruction ends up ironically juicing his fruits as he laughs manically and submits to Spongebob's anarchic lifestyle... All the guy wanted was a glass of juice...
Yes - in fact, that was the entire point of the product. They could even remotely shut off juice packs they didn't want you using - ostensibly if they were expired or recalled, but as a result you were entirely locked into the Juicero system. Beneath the layer of "why does this pointless product exist" there's also a layer of typical vendor lock-in bullshit and everything else you expect from an SV startup.
So basically... You buy a packet of juice, then buy a $400 machine that takes more time opening the juice packet than it would take you to open it with your hands?
pyrrhichos and have a smartphone, and download an app, and make an account, and have WiFi and sign in, and get a code, and show the code to the machine, and wait for it to connect, and buy juice packs, and wait for them to ship, and put them in the machine, then you can finally press the button. A lot of ands
pyrrhichos just like my printer :) I give it an order to print but still has to climb the stairs to power it on :( then it forgets, then I go downstairs again to give another order, then I have to climb back to take my papers
It still blows my mind how they thought to make something that's not only completely useless, but goes out of its way to be so counterintuitive. Even if it were a real juicer, there'd be no reason for it to (eventually) connect to the Internet.
It tells the company which products are being used more, letting them adjust production to better match consumption. Which most companies just get.from sales figures.
they may have invested 120 million and I'm not questioning how fucking dumb that is, but that's peanuts for Google The google chef probably keeps that much in his wallet
This honestly seems like something that could appear in a SpongeBob episode. Like something Squidward would get to try to make his home fancier, only to have trouble getting it to work due the absurd wi-fi connectivity and QR code requirements. And then Patrick grabs one of its juice packs, sticks a straw in it, and drinks the whole thing. And then Squidward goes into denial, insisting it’s not a useless expensive paperweight, desperately trying to get it to work. But by the end of the episode he gets fed up and throws it out his window. And then a police fish comes in his house and hands him a ticket for littering.
That... sounds exactly like a plot for a good old fashioned episode of Spongebob and this infuriates me because how did we ever get to a point where we as a species made this thing
And then in the end, it's revealed that Mr. Krabs is an investor in this thing and he's in his house saying something like "another day, another sucker" while counting his money.
Yeah. And the REAL kicker of this thing's stupidity is that you have to buy PACKS to get some juice instead of justing using fruit. I can find a 5$ juicer better than it in Walmart.
There isn't much of a profit margin on the juicer itself. Its made very "well" with high quality materials which are expensive to put together. The real money spinners are the juice bags. The machine is DRM locked so it'll only accept juice bags made from the company which are sold on a monthly subscription. Its made to fleece corporate customers which is why they were offering refunds for to normal people.
Du de. Then why not just sell the bags and call them pre made hand squeezable juice bags. That would have been way better and I am sure there is a market for juice bags.
“The company defended its product and its process, claiming that squeezing packs by hand created undue mess and promoted a poor user experience” - the company’s explanation for why you can’t use your hands ...
because having 17 steps to connect to the thing via wifi with an app that needs you to log in, enter a code and then get a QR code isn't a poor user experience at all
As a white person in an early 2000's product commercial, I can confirm that spilling the juice absolutely everywhere would happen if I tried squeezing it.
Yeah well in 2018 Billy herrington died and half of the fucking internet is too young to remember/know him. 2018 was a grim reminder of how literally 99,99% of the interwebs is populated by a bunch of normies who have no respect for important people.
i can understand a smart coffee machine that gets programmed to make coffe at certain hour so when you wake up/arrive home its always fresh but a 400 dollar wifi machine that just cuts open a bag of juice that only works with their brand is straight up tomfoolery
I work at a gas station that has two $17,000 touchscreen wifi americano machines. But they won't even let me update the display for what flavor beans we're using (and yes, I've fully read the owners manual, and it says as much), as they only want their own service operators to be allowed to do anything to the machines. Wifi connections are for forcing us to use proprietary products and service technicians. Thats all.
For $2, I can walk to the store that's on the other side of the road, grab a bottle of Ocean Spray, buy it, walk back home, open it, pour me a tall glass, and drink it before this monstrosity finishes prepping.
From what I understood, the juicer was for a raw diet, where the contents would never be cooked or pasteurized. For this reason, expiration dates were VERY important. Buuuuut, they advertised this incorrectly, and should've just sold the juice like juice boxes, and instead competed with literally 5 minutes of basic work in kitchen that's good for a week's worth of juice
It's juice? It shouldn't need to be cooked? Unless some horrific example of a human has invented meat juice, juice should be about as stable as the fruit it comes from.
@@connermckay4012 It is pseudoscientific to a certain extent, but raw food diets are a fad particularly in California. The idea that you can eat less processed foods is what draws people to it, and it is somewhat redeeming if you eat organic or self-grown food, but there's always a chance that harmful bacteria is reproducing in your food over time and your food will spoil sooner. This product was intended to try and make juice "subscriptions" where people got their juice fresh to prevent consumption of spoiled or dangerous juice, but the problem is that, as the video shows, it's more convoluted than just getting a juicer or blender
@jctripplesticks While it is mostly pseudoscience, there are genuinely a select few who cannot handle processed/cooked food. I have someone in my family who can’t handle cooked anything (even vegetables) or meat in general, amongst some other things. They have a myriad of other health-related issues (so this is really just an extremely rare exception to the rule).
Okay, the actual reason, the 100% truth, straight from the mouth of the creator, the official description is.... The wifi is checking the date. The package has a code label printed on it, thats the experation date. If the date is passed, the machine won't juice....It will refuse you juice... these dates are only a week long... 10 dollars a bag...
For a single stupid reason They will not allow you to put juicebags that are - Expired - From another user - From ANOTHER COMPANY THAT IS NOT JUICERO So yeah, an useless $400 machine (that was actually $700 before)
Simeon Jackson A guy actually cut open the pouch and the inside is some mashed fruit stuff. Still, you could finish the juicing process by punching or pressing the pouch with your own 2 hands.
ye is so hard man, why you gotta be so reud man :( i rather connect my phone, scan the qr code.. put the bag inside, close the lid.. press start.. wait for the juice slowly.. open the lid, throw the bag, close the lid.. than pouring some juice from the fridge in a glass :/
dave091790 hello! I'd like to drink some juice but somebody stole my Internet and now I'm starting to turn into an unhealthy fuck. Thanks technology! you're making things seem more and more useless and over-complicated as the years go by while I'm dying over here.
@@maddieb.4282 Yeah, it's perfectly valid for someone to be surprised that the thing advertised as a juicer literally can't fulfill the one function a juicer has
Bolthouse Farms Green Goodness juice $3.48 a bottle. You could buy about 114.942529 bottles of juice (not counting tax or rounding the number because fuck rounding and/or sigfigs) for the price of this juicer
You in an alternate universe or an old fashioned 40 bucks juicer who works just as good and make UNLIMITED ORANGE JUICE, oranges are pretty cheap after all.
the pet rock does nothing though, Yes it may be cheaper and far more affordable, but there's no point buying it, just like the juicer, the difference is price, and usefulness, Though I'd buy neither the juicer is too expensive to justify, and I could make a wifi pet rock without using any money.
Tape a Capri sun to the wall upside down and poke a hole in the bag of Capri sun with the straw then squeeze the bag and it works just as good as this terrible juicer
I haven't taken a shower for 7 weeks, they probably knew, but the point of this is to be an amazon echo without competing with similiar products. That or someone did and they were fired, or they were planning on having this be a failed kickstarter
PixelMixel because they were making sure you couldn't use it her companies juice packs or out of date ones. Take a minute to bask in that stupidity...they honestly believed other companies would try to make knockoff juice packs for this useless pos.
Vara Mepresia it's not over engineered, they just didn't tell you about the data they collect and sell. why do you think it needs a wifi connection and that Google put a shit ton of money into it?
Roosell i don't know what's sadder: - That someone even thought about this - That a company of people with families to feed has hit bankruptcy because someone... ok i can't keep a straight face because i'm not sure if to laugh or cry
EDIT : I have made a mistake. You can simply recycle the packs, no need to return the pack back to them. My point still quite right. These packs means extra trash to be recycled, which is pointless. Rather than creating trash, which of course recyclable, why not just fully utilize our fruits and vegetables? Ordinary juicer already done this. All part of fruit is processed, except maybe the peel, and the waste are organic.
i died of dehydration trying to get my juice squeezed which didn’t work after 37 hours of trying because my wi-fi network wouldn’t connect please donate
Whats the wifi for? Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice Notification from Juicer: Come back to bed honey. I loooooooooove yooooooooooou!
Why the hell does a juicer need to be connected to WiFi? So that the FBI agent in my phone can have a drink because he gets thirsty every once in a while?
When I first saw this advertisement I thought that it had to be some sort of Onion piece of satire. Nope, just ridiculous people being ridiculous in Silicone Valley
I disagree. I think this company set out to answer one of the most philosophical questions of our time: how much money are hipsters willing to spend on glorified juice boxes? It's tough I know, but I think they've cracked the code. People want to feel special, so they'll spend $400 on kids juice boxes.
They probably didn't even turn a profit on the machines: For a glorified capri sun squisher those things were absurdly overbuilt. Huge chunks of milled aluminum, powerful motors, the works. I cannot fathom why unless they gave their engineering team a blank check and the team decided to have some fun.
if this gets 1 million views i will blink exactly once
Doodley I really hope this gets 1 mil
woooooooah were halfway there
Doodley make more videos like this
I bet you won't
you owe us half a blink
The music is so fitting it's weird.
CarGUY2014 Cccc
CarGUY2014 right lmao it fits so well
CarGUY2014 That's because this song used in SpongeBob is suppose to emphasize how ridiculous something is when something stupid is going on, and this video is pretty much a basic form of that ridiculousness.
Tomfoolery fits with anything to be honest.
Sniper Melon omg it's sniper!!!
/Goes to make a smoothie/ Oh shit the Wifi's out
All Usernames Taken I laughed so hard.
Katie Burak did you tho?
Mal Dibujante reading this comment made me know humanity's fucked
All Usernames Taken damn I wish I was rich
Hey you can't even make a smoothie. Do you think the smoothie is in the super special juicero juice pack?
Everyone's like "just use your hands!" But the real question is, why do you need a fucking app for it??? Why does it have wifi????
Arya Winchester so you can't use knock-off pouches. That's also the real purpose of the QR scanner. Juicero pouches have a QR code on them, and if it's a knock-off the press won't work with the pouch.
AwesomenessEpicness but why wifi? Why does it need to connect to the internet to scan a qr code?
Arya Winchester there's probably some online database with all the different qr codes that belong to Juicero products.
because 2010s
then just buy a single juicero product?
unless they fucking make unique encrypted qr codes for EVERY. SINGLE. PACK.
This item feels like it was an actual prank to troll really stupid people.
alternate theory: money laundering scheme
i mean, venture capital
That's a great definition for "scams" 😆
Made for someone who never saw a real fruit and thought must've come from a factory and requires a wifi connection to be properly used.
There's a term called "Idiot tax".
This is that.
So it's basically juice in a carpi sun pouch that the machine squeezes for you? The hell???
Yaseen the whites
No the fucking cali fucks. I swear to god the world would be a better place if california just fell into the fucking ocean.
#StopWhitePeople2k17
MissourHanzai Lol yeah a giant chunk of the USA's produce supply and the world's 6th largest economy with more people than Canada. Having it just disappear would be a WONDERFUL idea
Angel Acevedo It would
(with french accent) Many pointless instructions later
Underrated.
Good one mate
*latel
Can you move it along? I’m all out of Time cards!
@@Unknown-us6xh no problem! Here I go…
1987: I bet in another 30 years we'll be living on mars
2017: "Honey I cant make juice for the kids the wifi is not working"
Superdoo987 -"The password is wrong sweetheart. the password is "thelegend26".
-"I typed that before!"
-"Try again"
-"No"
-"Why,you don't believe me?
"Yes you always wrong!"
"Do you think marrying you is a mistake?"
"Well..."
"I want to divorce."
Thanks Juicero.
Drink me divorce HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA divorce HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH welcome bro
Drink me of course that's wrong, the password is "thelegend27" 😠
Superdoo987 JUST USE YOUR FUCKING HANDS!
Superdoo987 well atleast you can drink me.
The absolute funniest thing about the Juicero is the fact that the company spared NO EXPENSE when designing the machine itself. It is so ludicrously over-engineered, the machining is so precise, that it MUST have been made by a true madman.
This is what happens when you let the engineers design something without a budget. What I think could have happened was this was originally designed (minus the app and wifi stuff) for commercial use but Juicero couldn’t find a chain to adopt it so they scrambled and tried to market it towards regular consumers. A lot of restaurant equipment has the same engineering concept you’ll pay 2k for a mixer but that mixer will outlive you, your kids and probably your grandkids.
@@kbeam418except a juicero won't even outlast a single person as they are all now paperweights
@@kbeam418I suspect they got as far as the first prototype and called it good, didn't engineer it for mass production
They took the ww2 German weapon design route of engineering
@@WulfjagerAt least these don't have to be dragged from Stalingrad to Konigsberg when they break after a month.
Why did she need to connect her phone to it when she presses the button on the juicer it makes no sense.
ikr
It's so that "the cloud" can store statistics and error logs and protect her from DANGER JUICE! You know, the natural and organic way.
and force you to have a recent phone with either wifi or some data
They steal your information and sell it to advertisers
To send notifications reminding her to buy more juice packs
When life gives you lemons, don't buy a juicero
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them with your freaking hands
When life gives you lemons, contemplate your life and ask, Why do I watch anime? foken weeb.
TheBlueHairedPear fucking*
Goomjob so tru
Your profile picture is Chiaki Nanami and now I want to die because I just re-watched Despair arc episode 10 this morning so seeing the picture right now tore my heart to shreds
“How can a juicer be usele- oh my God.”
KentuckyWallChicken
What it’s just an ordinary jui...
OH MY GOODNESS
*S Q U I D W A R D !*
hahaha my reaction exactly
Same!
Same here!!!!
Not sure if this was your intention but my brain naturally read this in Shooter McGavins voice
I love the fact that this is now 6 years old. I have come back to this almost every year. Juicero and Ouya gotta be some of the funniest failed crowdfunding products to ever hit the internet.
Ouya? That’s a new one. What’s that?
@@arrontheprotogen9276as far as I can recall it was like a console that ran on outdated Android software and t had a lot of factors weighing it down like bad internet connection and poor controller design. The Wikipedia page says it better en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouya
@@arrontheprotogen9276Game console that could only play Android games and not even all of them
@@Dittoritos oof
your comment just made me remember that when i was in school some kid invited me over to his house to play the ouya and then immediately after he showed me giantism fetish videos so thank you for making me have a war flashback 🎉
In 10 years you won't be able to buy water because you need wifi to make it from ice.
yeah right Yeah you will need Wifi to sleep, eat, and basically everything else.
And then you need wifi to make the ice from water because the polar caps will have melted, or such :D
yeah right i'm 11
Back in my day
The only reliable connection was with two Pokémon games and an infrared signal
Hold on, let me connect to my *H2O* app.
Patrick: We have *T E C H N O L O G Y*
Alex ander bad technology
Patrick: *takes computer and smashes it on paper agressively* DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH!
Still more effective in removing the paint from the dollar than this juicer in juicing.
It didn't work Patrick
Aww tartar sauce!
Aw shit
imagine not putting in a tall enough glass and having to watch in helpless horror as this monster overflows your cup and spills juice onto your countertop
I just wanted you to know that 5 years later, this comment made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you
@@NLBusiness391same here funnily enough
I don't think it even puts out that much juice
@@NLBusiness391What I’m wondering is how this video being recommended to everyone half a decade after it was made.
I think horror is not a concept for you if you made the decision to seriously buy one of these
I feel like Juicero is the perfect symbol of everything wrong with a lot of modern tech: it's overpriced, solves a completely made-up problem, and makes a simple task needlessly overcomplicated by making you connect to wi-fi and scan QR codes to do something that could've easily been done using buttons. No one asked for it but millions of dollars were poured into it because out of touch millionaire techbros thought they could profit from it.
Well, we had the "food scanner" where you had to tell the companion app what you just scanned with the scanner so it could look up a basic nutritional database to report to you what each thing you scanned allegedly contained... (Tellspec and SCiO)
The miracle blood tester that pretended to work with one drop of blood... (Theranos)
The countertop -repurposed bread machine- food composter... (Lomi)
The countertop clothes dryer that pretended to dry your clothes in a vacuum... (Morus Zero)
All scammy devices that made millions (or billions) without actual independent verification. 😆 Such a waste of people's time and energy, and resources!
What did the inventor think was the problem?
And now we have a beautifully CNC’d and built tough electric desktop presser*
*requires some jailbreaking and modding
This invention is the poster child of “smart” devices that in no way need to be smart.
It was a big phase of Silicon Valley, one that we may still be in the tail end of.
No, not easily done with buttons. You could literally not even use it at all and just use your hands.
How can anyone take this product seriously
Epic Penguin google
I think it was a joke that got out of hand. I imagine some drunk friends were sitting round and coming with the worst idea that they could pitch to a VC firm for a joke. Then when they got to the VC firm and pitched it some decelerate fuck offered them millions of dollars to run with it.
Epic Penguin facts like -.-
This is totally something that Squidward would've bought.
lad come on. it's "would have"
CC Schmidt Awesome.
if anything, squilliam would have bought it
He also would have spent an entire episode trying to make a simple glass of juice on a Sunday afternoon in peace, while Spongebob and Patrick ruin his every attempt by being obnoxious neighbors. The episode would then end with Squidward's house reduced to rubble as he has a nervous breakdown. In the chaos, the destruction ends up ironically juicing his fruits as he laughs manically and submits to Spongebob's anarchic lifestyle...
All the guy wanted was a glass of juice...
lad it ain't unreasonable to expect basic contractions to be upheld
why would you buy this when you can buy a gallon of fruit punch for a couple dollars
Agamemnon People want to keep up with the latest shit.
***** They also don't know that this thing is spying on them too.
It's like an exclusive membership into the dipshit club.
Can your gallons of fruit punch connect to the internet? I THOUGHT NOT!
Mac MashPotato No but I can pour it on my router.
The most unfortunate thing is that it doesn't even clobber ANY juice bag, only specifically juicero
Who tf just has juice in bags 💀
Yes - in fact, that was the entire point of the product. They could even remotely shut off juice packs they didn't want you using - ostensibly if they were expired or recalled, but as a result you were entirely locked into the Juicero system. Beneath the layer of "why does this pointless product exist" there's also a layer of typical vendor lock-in bullshit and everything else you expect from an SV startup.
@@ABadGambleCaprisun 👀
might as well call it a dispenser. it was so dumb
Blood bags.
"You know it's finished when all the noises stop." My love life.
Thomas Harding dude, you need to talk?
Thomas Harding bad day?
LMAO
You okay bud?
Thomas Harding My -love- life.
So basically... You buy a packet of juice, then buy a $400 machine that takes more time opening the juice packet than it would take you to open it with your hands?
Yes.
Haha look at all the waste too! A juice packet per serving, a box that holds like 4 packets, and a box that holds all the boxes holding the packets
Tori Gibson trumpito has one for his viagra healthy juice
Fuck You Killary has one to shred E-mails.
Kim Jong Boom I don’t think you understand how email works
their advertising should be:
"Wireless! but you still gotta push a button tho"
pyrrhichos and have a smartphone, and download an app, and make an account, and have WiFi and sign in, and get a code, and show the code to the machine, and wait for it to connect, and buy juice packs, and wait for them to ship, and put them in the machine, then you can finally press the button. A lot of ands
pyrrhichos just like my printer :) I give it an order to print but still has to climb the stairs to power it on :( then it forgets, then I go downstairs again to give another order, then I have to climb back to take my papers
i listened to this in patrick's voice
MutoreoCookie c o m m a s ?
MutoreoCookie buuuutttt if the juice is too old, the machine won't work.
It still blows my mind how they thought to make something that's not only completely useless, but goes out of its way to be so counterintuitive. Even if it were a real juicer, there'd be no reason for it to (eventually) connect to the Internet.
It tells the company which products are being used more, letting them adjust production to better match consumption.
Which most companies just get.from sales figures.
It was a Google product. They were spying on you.
@@MrSailing101it's also a form of copy protection to keep you from using unapproved juice packs
@@Monsuco WHY THE HELL DOES JUICE NEED DRM
Let's all take a moment to remember that Google invested $120 MILLION dollars into this pile of shit.
Excuse Me WHAT
I smell money laundering
I also smell a second tech crash like the one in 2000 if this continues.
My favorite weapon in the Apple vs Google argument
Apple has the common sense not to give independent concept-design con artists 120 fucking million
they may have invested 120 million and I'm not questioning how fucking dumb that is, but that's peanuts for Google
The google chef probably keeps that much in his wallet
This is ridiculous...All is doing is squeezing a bag to give you the juice that it's inside.
A rolling pin or bottle run over the bag would do as well...
You can actually just squeeze the juice out of these packs with your hands, lmfao
Ratacon Xavier Does it eeven make it cold?
or how about just drinking it straight from the packet
apparently you can only buy the juice pouches if you buy the juicer
This song plays when spongebob is acting stupid or if squidward is mad.
Do you know the name of the song?
Corn O' Cob look up tomfoolery
+ethawesomeGD THANKS IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT
barefoottornado thanks cap
barefoottornado Acting stupid or being stupid 🤔🤔
This honestly seems like something that could appear in a SpongeBob episode. Like something Squidward would get to try to make his home fancier, only to have trouble getting it to work due the absurd wi-fi connectivity and QR code requirements. And then Patrick grabs one of its juice packs, sticks a straw in it, and drinks the whole thing. And then Squidward goes into denial, insisting it’s not a useless expensive paperweight, desperately trying to get it to work. But by the end of the episode he gets fed up and throws it out his window. And then a police fish comes in his house and hands him a ticket for littering.
That... sounds exactly like a plot for a good old fashioned episode of Spongebob and this infuriates me because how did we ever get to a point where we as a species made this thing
You described this so well and it’s so fitting for a SpongeBob epsisode that I literally saw this play out in my head
And then in the end, it's revealed that Mr. Krabs is an investor in this thing and he's in his house saying something like "another day, another sucker" while counting his money.
(French Narrator voice) "400 dollars later..."
@@yuukovukovich9996feur hundret dullárs lateur
$400 so a machine can squeeze juice out of a caprisun just as efficiently as I can with my own hands, noice 👌
Mistah Mew And needs wifi connetion for it....
eric Spencer that's what he AND she said.
Cant even squeeze a caprisun. The machine only works on juicero bags.
Now it's only missing an Apple logo, then it'll be a great innovative hit.
Super muffin thats not what he said but ok
At first I thought "It can't be that bad" but after watching that, I seriously don't understand the point of any part of that product
It's to feed creators wife and children. Imagine the profit margin on these things
Yeah. And the REAL kicker of this thing's stupidity is that you have to buy PACKS to get some juice instead of justing using fruit. I can find a 5$ juicer better than it in Walmart.
For people who want to feel fancy when juicing.
There isn't much of a profit margin on the juicer itself. Its made very "well" with high quality materials which are expensive to put together. The real money spinners are the juice bags. The machine is DRM locked so it'll only accept juice bags made from the company which are sold on a monthly subscription.
Its made to fleece corporate customers which is why they were offering refunds for to normal people.
Du de. Then why not just sell the bags and call them pre made hand squeezable juice bags. That would have been way better and I am sure there is a market for juice bags.
What if EA made juice
You have to pay 59.99$ to have that question answered
Want to drink juice? Yes=[A]=[429.99] or No=[B]=[849.99].
It wouldn't work and you would have to pay extra to get different flavors
ea bad upvotes to the left
Lol
Even before I saw the juice bags, I was horrified. Why the hell do I need wifi for a goddamn juicer?
it’s to collect your data and sell it.
@@Tengohueva88 even worse
@@Tengohueva88they tryna sell my JUICE DATA
“The company defended its product and its process, claiming that squeezing packs by hand created undue mess and promoted a poor user experience” - the company’s explanation for why you can’t use your hands ...
That's the sound of corporate desperation lol
@@notgreg123 behold, the innovation of capitalism
because having 17 steps to connect to the thing via wifi with an app that needs you to log in, enter a code and then get a QR code isn't a poor user experience at all
@@notgreg123but guys! you cant use your hands silly! you'll get juice every where! you have to use the machine!
As a white person in an early 2000's product commercial, I can confirm that spilling the juice absolutely everywhere would happen if I tried squeezing it.
mom turn off the juicer im lagging
why are you down here?
EpicChicken HAHAHAHAHAHA
got it to 420 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i didn't choose taco bell taco bell chose me 421 Now, thank me later. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Micheal 1075 *_doesn't thank_* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Who would win?
$400 juicer or $1 scissor
Or a squeeze
or a fork
How about a xl black boi.dildo for sexy slutz
The Dude Or a servant
The Dude $1
I can imagine squidward having this and trying to follow the instructions while the instructions get more and more bullshit as it goes on
early 1900's : By the year 2018 humans will have colonized planet mars.
2018: I made a WiFi juicer.
brian miller LOL
2017... Dont try to blame us 2018 people for that.
Yeah well in 2018 Billy herrington died and half of the fucking internet is too young to remember/know him. 2018 was a grim reminder of how literally 99,99% of the interwebs is populated by a bunch of normies who have no respect for important people.
brian miller if the wifi juice maker can pre made juice via wifi and not this
Dear everyone in the 90's,
Sorry.
sounds like Planktons wife giving directions
edit: wow so many salty comments
Here before 1k likes
It...it doesn't. Not even a little bit, also, it's Karen, you uncultured swine.
i missed that
and that glass contains million of planktons
lol
I work in a business that sells items secondhand, and I think that if anyone ever brings in a Juicero, it's going straight to the trash bin!
Eunae Kim or you can disassemble it and sell as electronic parts
That's actually a really good idea. All the gears and parts are obscenely overbuilt, and might be worth something.
TunnelDragon44 that’s why I want one. Parts are way better than mastecated juice packs.
Second hand items, so a pawnshop?
Ryan C Or some place like Goodwill?
i can understand a smart coffee machine that gets programmed to make coffe at certain hour so when you wake up/arrive home its always fresh but a 400 dollar wifi machine that just cuts open a bag of juice that only works with their brand is straight up tomfoolery
I work at a gas station that has two $17,000 touchscreen wifi americano machines. But they won't even let me update the display for what flavor beans we're using (and yes, I've fully read the owners manual, and it says as much), as they only want their own service operators to be allowed to do anything to the machines.
Wifi connections are for forcing us to use proprietary products and service technicians. Thats all.
For $2, I can walk to the store that's on the other side of the road, grab a bottle of Ocean Spray, buy it, walk back home, open it, pour me a tall glass, and drink it before this monstrosity finishes prepping.
RaeLogan
That's so 2017...
But does your Ocean Spray have WiFi and Bluetooth capabilities? Didn’t think so.
why the fuck does a juicer nid wifi and bluetooth xD
That's not real fruit. That's just sugar water. Enjoy your sugar water with no wifi capabilities.
Periwinkle that's what he said....
lol its a juicer but u can't use your own fruit tho
not only you can't use your own fruit
you can't use ANYTHING that is not a certified Juicero pack
Yea that shit sounds healthy and legitimate lol
All it does is make a hole in that pack...
Get this. You don't need the actual machine, you can just squeeze the juice out of the juice pack with your hands. Smh
FUCKING WATCH ME
"turn your phone sideways" *keeps phone vertical*
Yeah that was weird
Fuck I was low-key mad asf at that
うーん she controls gravity and just pointed sideways for a moment. Remember that time you fell for no reason?
duh because only vertical videos get tons of views ...
lots of views = YT $$$$$$
The thing is. QR codes are designed so that you can hold them whatever way you want and it'll still read so I really don't understand this at all.
From what I understood, the juicer was for a raw diet, where the contents would never be cooked or pasteurized. For this reason, expiration dates were VERY important. Buuuuut, they advertised this incorrectly, and should've just sold the juice like juice boxes, and instead competed with literally 5 minutes of basic work in kitchen that's good for a week's worth of juice
It's juice? It shouldn't need to be cooked? Unless some horrific example of a human has invented meat juice, juice should be about as stable as the fruit it comes from.
@@connermckay4012 pasteurized is technically cooking it to a high temperature to kill bacteria. Gives it a longer shelf life
@@jctripplesticks Oh I see. Out of curiosity, what is even the point of not cooking food?
@@connermckay4012 It is pseudoscientific to a certain extent, but raw food diets are a fad particularly in California. The idea that you can eat less processed foods is what draws people to it, and it is somewhat redeeming if you eat organic or self-grown food, but there's always a chance that harmful bacteria is reproducing in your food over time and your food will spoil sooner. This product was intended to try and make juice "subscriptions" where people got their juice fresh to prevent consumption of spoiled or dangerous juice, but the problem is that, as the video shows, it's more convoluted than just getting a juicer or blender
@jctripplesticks While it is mostly pseudoscience, there are genuinely a select few who cannot handle processed/cooked food. I have someone in my family who can’t handle cooked anything (even vegetables) or meat in general, amongst some other things. They have a myriad of other health-related issues (so this is really just an extremely rare exception to the rule).
That's not a fucking juicer that's a bag opener that connects to WiFi for what purpose exactly?
Nate fletcher Selling your data ? Or literally just to trick people into thinking that juicer is a "new technology"
so you buy the packets from them only
Okay, the actual reason, the 100% truth, straight from the mouth of the creator, the official description is.... The wifi is checking the date. The package has a code label printed on it, thats the experation date. If the date is passed, the machine won't juice....It will refuse you juice... these dates are only a week long... 10 dollars a bag...
Bruh
HyperChara Fuckin hell
I put spongebob music over a man having a fake heart attack.
Ostwind 18/14 OMG RIGHT WHEN I READ THAT I HEARD THE WOMAN SAY IT IN THE VIDEO
I'd just like to know why you need to download an app on your phone and connect the thing to a WiFi network just for a god damn glass of juice
Night Terror i will give 1 dollar for the motor inside
For a single stupid reason
They will not allow you to put juicebags that are
- Expired
- From another user
- From ANOTHER COMPANY THAT IS NOT JUICERO
So yeah, an useless $400 machine (that was actually $700 before)
And even tap a password and put the fucking juicero bag inside
For entertainment LOL
Capitalism
Not only counterintuitive, but also kind of false advertisement. A juicer juices. This just dispenses.
So this machine just takes a bag of juice and pours it for 400 dollars... sounds reasonable
Simeon Jackson A guy actually cut open the pouch and the inside is some mashed fruit stuff. Still, you could finish the juicing process by punching or pressing the pouch with your own 2 hands.
Juice that expires in two weeks.
Why does it need a Wi-Fi connection?
Yesman Sam Because millennials will buy everything that has WiFi in it, calling it "hip" or "cutting edge"
because buying juice in the fucking store and then pouring it into a glass is tha hardest fucking thing ever
Soccer moms wanna "make" their own juice so they can share it with their book club.
ye is so hard man, why you gotta be so reud man :( i rather connect my phone, scan the qr code.. put the bag inside, close the lid.. press start.. wait for the juice slowly.. open the lid, throw the bag, close the lid.. than pouring some juice from the fridge in a glass :/
Bear their own juice , proceeds to buy a bag of juice , lol , just buy fruit then make a juice in the fucken juicer
animeforeverjoho Althought it's 400 dollar ill still buy it cuz it makes me life ez no need to squeeze using meh handz
Noortje De Beer except when gravity does that bullshit when the juice goes down the lid
I love how she says "enjoy your juice." Its like she knows that the product is absolute bullshit.
I remember finding one of these in a dumpster a few years back. I still have it in my shed just sitting there… menacingly…
Did it work
why did you take it lmao
@@mountaindewbajablast4794souvenir
Probably thought they could sell it then realized its just a piece of shit@@mountaindewbajablast4794
It's funny that this machine literally needs one fucking button pushed...you even have to push it.. Yet the goddamn thing is Wi-Fi connected. WTF
don't forget having to register it and sign in and blah blah bullshit
dave091790 hello! I'd like to drink some juice but somebody stole my Internet and now I'm starting to turn into an unhealthy fuck. Thanks technology! you're making things seem more and more useless and over-complicated as the years go by while I'm dying over here.
It's so that they can implement DRM on juice.
So i can now be a "Juice pirate"?
Just like when im a videogame pirate breaking all the DRMs and stuff?
It's a scam to get access to your personal data.
man didn't expect for a $400 juicer to come with my caprisun!
double bubble disco queen XDDDD I'M DIEINGGGG
double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine
shiba skin as cool as steve mcqueen
Random Phangirl let me be your killer queen
So this is officially a meme now?
I'm okay with that.
Mr. Meme wtf is that profile pic lol
Mr. Meme it won't last long if normies begin to strike
shoopdahoop22 it's uncle grandpa 😂
A meme?
More like a way to get more views.
what surprises me the most is that it doesn't even juice fruit, you have to buy a juicer and _then_ buy pre-packaged juice for the juicer to juice
You know what they say, all juicers juice juice!
That’s what surprised you the most? That’s like, the entire video…. You just summed it up. You were just surprised by the video itself….
@@maddieb.4282 Yeah, it's perfectly valid for someone to be surprised that the thing advertised as a juicer literally can't fulfill the one function a juicer has
Imagine explaining this to the person that invented internet
dogtre his name is tim berners lee and he still lives. we can show this to him.
Sabie Aldover ya like breaking hearts, don't ya?
the guy who invented the internet is still alive?
damn I could now explain this stupidity on the internet. and ask him what he'd do.
But it's not just the internet, it's actually the web, or the part most people use.
They would be spewing.
This video is far more useful than the product itself
So trur
*true
I'm pretty sure anything that tells us not to buy this product is more useful than the product itself.
You could buy a ton of premade juice at your nearest Walmart with that 400 bucks.
Bolthouse Farms Green Goodness juice $3.48 a bottle. You could buy about 114.942529 bottles of juice (not counting tax or rounding the number because fuck rounding and/or sigfigs) for the price of this juicer
Not hipster enough
But rich trophy wife soccer moms wouldn't be caught dead at a Walmart.
You in an alternate universe or an old fashioned 40 bucks juicer who works just as good and make UNLIMITED ORANGE JUICE, oranges are pretty cheap after all.
boi just get yo local jooci froits n juice them using yo hands or just get yo local preserved juis .-.
I have a $10 blender. After watching this, my blender is crying. My poor blender 😭.
🤣
Your blender should be proud that it's relevant
@@avisprimeyif anything, it should be laughing.
Wait Spongebob, We're not Caveman
*We have TECHNOLOGY*
*Smashes the juice pack with the juicer*
It doesnt work
I think Cavemen would smash an orange with their stick and they get juice
Yup Yup
@@holybananapeel3795I’d think a rock would work better.
E n j o y y o u r j u i c e !
understandable
Jews
have a nice day @@thequarrymen58
E n j o y t h e g a r b a g e c a n
*ENJOY IT :)*
It's like a WiFi pet rock.
but it actually does something....
unlike a pet rock
That's insulting to the pet rock
the pet rock does nothing though, Yes it may be cheaper and far more affordable, but there's no point buying it, just like the juicer, the difference is price, and usefulness, Though I'd buy neither
the juicer is too expensive to justify, and I could make a wifi pet rock without using any money.
TheKHfan358over3d Hey, at least a pet rock is good company.
It exists
juicer? this thing is an overpriced and overcomplicated package squeezer
Tape a Capri sun to the wall upside down and poke a hole in the bag of Capri sun with the straw then squeeze the bag and it works just as good as this terrible juicer
If I get 100 likes then I will do it
@@tohrin9706 too bad u didnt get those likes huh
Dank Lord im still waiting
Any day now, I'm sure
Just do it
How is a juicer useles- OH....
MC It's not a juicer. It's a press.
I'm impressed that none of the RnD division employee said this is a bad idea.
That's (sadly) business for ya. If anyone comes up with an idea, unless anyone else comes in with a better idea they'll greenlit it no matter what.
Probably they said but no one paid attention
>implying there was a RnD
He did but he was over ruled. Then when the shit hit the fan he got fired for not speaking up.
I haven't taken a shower for 7 weeks, they probably knew, but the point of this is to be an amazon echo without competing with similiar products.
That or someone did and they were fired, or they were planning on having this be a failed kickstarter
They would have made money if they just sold the JUICE. Not the MACHINE
Next up
*“BUY THIS $1000 PET ROCK YOU NEED AN ACCOUNT FOR”*
All credits to me!
Account starts at $399,99. BUT WAIT... _there is more_
Pre-order now and get $19,99 off your $129,99 DLC
Space duck And use our $500 coupon to get $10,000 off your next purchase of our $150,000 tiny sunglasses!
that's an actual thing except not $1000
Jessinya But that's not all, There's even the $1,000,000 Cardboard box which requires Wi-Fi, Electricity, and account connectivity to open.
So, why TF does a Juicer need WiFi? Better yet, why does it need Phone Connection?
To summerise why you need an app, it sells your data.
PixelMixel why do you need to scan a QR code
That is a good question. I think it is do they can take data and sell it.
PixelMixel because they were making sure you couldn't use it her companies juice packs or out of date ones.
Take a minute to bask in that stupidity...they honestly believed other companies would try to make knockoff juice packs for this useless pos.
Let's not even get started that all it does is squeeze premade juice out of a package lmao!
Is it even cold ? 😂😂😂 and why does it take a couple of minutes just to squeeze some shit out of a bag ????
this comment should be on the advertisement
Another question why is the juice trash bag green
UltraZombie115 color is what type of juice it dispenses you need to play an extra 200 for all the colors though 😞
So its pretty much a EA game
pov you are searching up my old videos
Nooo….😶👀
we've been caught!
YOU KNEW WE'D COME HERE AFTER THE Q&A 😭
Yo hey doodley!
I AM
"Gets on the floor"
FUTUREEEE
Anthony LOL
FUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEE
Anthony made my 1 am adventure complete
Can you say "overengineered"?
overengineered
Vara Mepresia it's not over engineered, they just didn't tell you about the data they collect and sell. why do you think it needs a wifi connection and that Google put a shit ton of money into it?
i did it :3
Vara Mepresia you're welcome
They ACTUALLY installed a QR code scanner on a juicer? Is this a really intricate practical joke?
Wessam Ahmed nah
it was so you couldnt use any packets that werent from them
Wessam Ahmed no this is real life where all of us are jerks.
Not to mention that it prevents the user from using the pack when its past a certain date, which is a week or so.
that's like saying you need wifi to build a lego set
aval1998 you mean like.. an expiration date could do..
“Your juice is ready when all of the noises stop…”
WHY DID I LAUGH AT THAT!?
also “in a few moments, juice will start flowing”
IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE A FULL FUCKING GLASS AND IT NEEEDS WIFI
excatly wtf
why does it need wifi?
all it does is press juice
lol awn exactly
osama can you blow up their company?
what is a "full glass"? A "glass" isn't a standard unit of measurement. They come in unlimited shapes and sizes.
what the fuck is the point of the phone connectivitiy??
So it can make sure it is squeezing only Juicero products and not Capri Sun.
to "justify" a 400 dollar price tag for a pouch presser for rich hipsters.
Track you and send you ads
"Because why not?"
~The makers of this product
You can track your juices juicyness
Juicero:
$400 Juicer
$50 Wifi
$10 Juice Bag
$500 Phone
Total: $960
Regular Juicer:
$50 Juicer
$2 Ingredients for the Juicer
Total: $52
but does it have wifi?
Watching this video with Spongebob music: PRICELESS
@BlackhoodieAngel yaboi So I can make juice when Im on my way home and have it ready when I arrive
@BlackhoodieAngel yaboi yeah I was just kidding, but that would be the only use I can think of
Ok including the wifi and phone costs in there is a bit of an exaggeration, but still
And now he does animation tutorials.
This video made me really depressed.
our future isn't looking bright at all...... wsh i was being funny... and a bitch too lazy to fix that spelling error.
im already depressed ayyyyyyyyy
Roosell me too pal.....
The fact that they use Wi-Fi to DRM the juicer is rediculous.
Roosell i don't know what's sadder:
- That someone even thought about this
- That a company of people with families to feed has hit bankruptcy because someone... ok i can't keep a straight face because i'm not sure if to laugh or cry
"This is so brilliant!" Said one person, aka the founder of juicero
And Google, apparently.
Merlot M and anyone who funded it
wow, the company is doomed. soo much waste produced and so much resources wasted on all those juicers :-(
Google invested millions into this thing
google invested into this ???
Lexically Ambiguityness
Don't you mean "pro-juice" many ;;;;;)))))
The amount of waste for something as natural as juice is literally mind-boggling.
EDIT : I have made a mistake. You can simply recycle the packs, no need to return the pack back to them. My point still quite right.
These packs means extra trash to be recycled, which is pointless.
Rather than creating trash, which of course recyclable, why not just fully utilize our fruits and vegetables?
Ordinary juicer already done this. All part of fruit is processed, except maybe the peel, and the waste are organic.
I deadass thought this was satire but then i looked at the comments
Meanwhile I have a NutriBullet that can make 5 drinks within the time to make one of these god forsaken juices
BitterYetSweet that shit is dope as fuck. i love my nutribullet
BitterYetSweet hell ya I got one too
i love how this comment chain is just people very enthused about a blender
plus it's a lot cheaper.
I mean, I don't have a nutribullet, but I'd take a 50 dollar juice maker over a 400 dollar juice maker any day
You in an alternate universe 400 dollar presser*
FTFY
This is basically the Starfield of juicers
i died of dehydration trying to get my juice squeezed which didn’t work after 37 hours of trying because my wi-fi network wouldn’t connect please donate
Wes this comment literally made me laugh out loud. Good job
The amount of logic in this comment mirrors the amount of thought that went into the juicer
Tommy Doez!!! dumbass
Whats the wifi for?
Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice
Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice
Notification from Juicer: Needs more juice
Notification from Juicer: Come back to bed honey. I loooooooooove yooooooooooou!
LMAO that was hilarious! 😂
It's for the machine to check the QR codes on the ingredient packages. If the package is even a day over its expiration date, it won't juice it.
Paul Gonzalez-Becerra to steal your information and sell it
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT MORE JUICES
Fulvic error: not enough fruits for juices
Why the hell does a juicer need to be connected to WiFi? So that the FBI agent in my phone can have a drink because he gets thirsty every once in a while?
they sell your information
Love Is All You Need to Sell your information and be sure you don't use juice bags from an other company.
I'm dead inside now
So it’s basically a machine that squeezes a glorified capri sun for you… yeah no.
Put the apple logo on that and it will sell like warm bred
Irina Joykillingston
That roast was so fucking hot my phone is on fire
ALL IT DOES IS SQUEEZE THE BAG. WHY DO PEOPLE BUY THIS STUFF
they're stupid enough to think they're fancier than others lmao it's why companies can get away with shitty scams like this!
The Earth Hat we'd probably just start squeezing the fruits in our hands, still smarter than spending money on this shit
boi just buy some 3$ juice
and each of those packs cost $5 lol
sadman hoque nope, 10$ XD
When I first saw this advertisement I thought that it had to be some sort of Onion piece of satire. Nope, just ridiculous people being ridiculous in Silicone Valley
The app probably cost money too....
lalo valle it doesn't
Oh SHIT that changes everything!!!
lalo valle Thhhe appp doesnnt cohst stuppidd vastard rhead zome vooks pheaseant poor wo cant bhuy a guizher
^ can this guy spell
lalo valle gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 no h8
is your juice laggy if your internet is slow?
ambxr kj omg I never thought of that XD
I hate laggy juice. I try to take a sip and it'll glitch out of me and back into the cup. Like what the freaking heck? :I
Pumpkin i tryed with a fast Wi-Fi, but it was so fast my juice exited out of my glass
I’m literally screaming 😂🤣😂
Pumpkin Have you tried turning your juice off and on?
I disagree. I think this company set out to answer one of the most philosophical questions of our time: how much money are hipsters willing to spend on glorified juice boxes? It's tough I know, but I think they've cracked the code. People want to feel special, so they'll spend $400 on kids juice boxes.
I just subscribed to you by the he way. Congratulations, my subscription will make your channel even better.
Omg I hate hipsters and those who buy Starbucks coffees
oh I see. it's performance art!
No wonder you have no friends, lmao.@@matthewlee8667
They probably didn't even turn a profit on the machines: For a glorified capri sun squisher those things were absurdly overbuilt.
Huge chunks of milled aluminum, powerful motors, the works.
I cannot fathom why unless they gave their engineering team a blank check and the team decided to have some fun.
I guess that’s one way to overcomplicate a simple task.
*psst* This is a load of barnacles
*I HEARD YOU*
I found Square Bob. (Points to juicero inventor)
The Game Show Geek that ain't spongebob besides he's square
It is
@@smashbrosfan31 *Squeezes Juicero* I'm ready I'm ready!