The second, the very SECOND she threw the tofu in, the camera's auto focus software tried to hone in on something resembling a face or something of importance..... By the second ingredient it already looks like a failed and uncared for, but still fish containing koy fish pond in a witch's brew boiling.... I'll start cutting myself with a sharpened cutting board, cause a knife's too painless...
Lawful Good doesn't need to be Lawful Nice. Haachama must be corrected before she strays further still from the image of an idol! SHE THREW IN A BLOCK OF CHOCOLATE AS I WAS TYPING THIS! WHAT HELL HAVE A I STRAYED INTO?!
I finally got it. You know when in mangas and animes there's the token "can't cook" character, that somehow makes an absolute mess out of the kitchen? I always get kinda annoyed when it happens, like "you know people wouldn't do that, you're exaggerating for exaggeration's sake". But I've now been proven wrong...
People angrily asserting their position like that will never be not funny to me. Especially in this instance, it's plainly obvious how un-idol-like this is, and that's what makes it great lol
Haachama : When I can go back to Japan, I wanna eat weird food Kanata : There's one in front of you Thay was gold 😂 And this is the first in many Haachama cooking I feel like throwing up like seriously 😂
Note, she said "*If* I can go back to Japan," not "when". I find that funny and sad at the same time (since we don't know how long the coronavirus situation is going to continue.
I felt really wrong at the beginning. I swear the murky boiling water looked like green. And not like slightly green, but swampy green. But. HOW DO YOU GO FROM GREEN TO PURPLE
I mean how? How!? Rice cooker is like the most important tool in an asian household's kitchen. It is always there! No asian put away their rice cooker after using it! Aghcckkk hachama!!!
Tips for living in the Philippines: do not use tap water for drinking unless it's been properly boiled. Even then, it's better to just buy distilled or mineral water from stores for cooking and drinking, or for the the most economical option buying from corner water filtration stations where you can buy a 25L container with faucet for P20. Some people also buy various kinds of expensive water filters so they can use directly from the tap, but obviously that's not something everyone can afford upfront, though I imagine the savings would be significant down the line. Though I can actually believe Haachama's stomach got stronger if she was drinking Philippine tap water....
As a Canadian, that seems like it'd be really frustrating to deal with...I couldn't say how common it is outside of Canada though (as in it's common to be drinkable straight from the tap)
@@sanny8716 It depends, here in Łódź, Poland the tap water is actively advertised by the city to be safe to drink and it really is (the city is build on top of about 20 rivers and we have one of the largest and most modern sewage treatment plant in Poland, using living clams for water quality control, as they're very sensitive to changes). Here, I would only advice against drinking tap water in older communist buildings, as the water pipes are more than 50 years old, made of iron and full of rust.
But if I'm not mistaken, Japanese usually did it like that, since their tap water are clean... different from my country XD Dunno bout Haachama's case tho...
I am from the Philippines. Mineral and distilled water are safe but tap water isnt safe for consumption. Depending on the quality of the water, tap water here in the philippines could be safe but at worst cases, it could cause complications such as diarrhea etc. It is best to boil the tap water and let it cool before using it for cooking or drinking. Haachama probably drank tap water or water from water woes. We use those kinds of water for bathing, hygene, washing our clothes and dishes but never for consumption. If you plan to visit the Philippines, just drink mineral or distilled water.
I'm not from PH, but is in the same condition. The public water tubes are super dirty and tap water needs to be filtered and boiled before doing any consuming
She probably inspired herself from Meliodas (from Nanatsu no Taizai) cooking, but instead of making the food look good and taste awful, she does the opposite
"What will happen if the next victim of haachama is Suisei" or "What would happen if the next victim of haachama was Suisei" would be more correct. Either way, you don't need the "be". With that said, your English is pretty good. There are native speakers that are much worse.
Jesus Christ Haachama's cooking reminds me of the food I had in the field. Though, if I were back in the field and I knew it were her cooking I'd still gulp it down
I imagine Kanatan having an affliction from the Darkest Dungeon game. With it being the Hopeless one. Basically, [ Mind Break ] on the numeric website. Thanks for the translation and hard work! It was time to go, Kanata has seen enough...
"I was cooking too often lately" ...THAT WAS COOKING?! Also she should just cook some simple western food with coco next, or something...or anything but tonjiru
She could've just cooked something instant though, canned foods, pre packaged foods, flip some easy eggs (someone said she's allergic to eggs so idk), any of those can help her grasp basic tastes of cooking instead of this well whatever you wanna call her coo- I won't even call it that
@@someweeb3650 honestly... I would be surprised if Haachama didn't burn something that was boiling. I dunno how you can burn something that's boiling, but she'd DEFINETLY do it
@@MisterSleep1123And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, HAAAACHAMA CHAMAAAAAAA
4:27 important time stamp for super cute Haachama Heksh~ Also, this is how mankind evolves, by constant efforts of its fearless genius members like Haachama!
The mental image of Haachama's classmates making her wash dishes while they all cooked and had fun is just too hilarious. I just imagine her with a dumb smile washing dishes happily.
Pro tip: never ever drink the tap water from a foreign country especially if you are are coming from a country like Australia or japan/other asian countries. Countries have different chemicals in their tap water and if your body isnt used to separating those chemicals from the actual water, then you will get stomachaches and diarrhea.
It's not different chemicals, it's bacteria. Natives have a lot of immunity built up to the bacteria in their tap water so it's only a problem if you travel and drink tap water somewhere foreign. You could always boil the water to kill the bacteria or just buy bottled water to be safe.
“SPICY FOOD IS MY SPECIALITY” ahh, about that haachama... **flashback to spicy ramen** Also about PH water; Its basically common knowledge not to drink tap water and Haachama drinking straight from the faucet would definitely have a reaction from that
Soooo... as a side note if any of y'all ever decide to for whatever reason trip to the Philippines please don't drink water from the tap. Can attest that unless you're like some people that are built different you will get drop kicked into a hospital or die worst case since neither public water works or households that use their own deepwell system or otherwise for water care much about the water quality from the sink or faucet... Get water from purification/refilling stations that have the equipment to purify water or even distill it lest you wanna give your body a durability test. If you can't and bottled water isn't available then at least boil that shit at the highest temps appropriately before drinking. Personally though, even after being here for eight years I still wouldn't dare do it.
Bruh as a filipino idc what she's cooking it looks like my mother's dish and I like to eat the sabaw and kanin together Kanin means rice Sabaw means soup but it depends on the context
Haato: If there will be leftovers, I will eat it tomorrow. Me: Holy shit. She honestly thinks that she's going to survive after eating the first portion?
Having seen her using a knife, i can understand and relate to the reaction from her home econmics class. I never expected to see Mystery Food X from Persona 4 be recreated in real life.
5:17 if she added a bit of chocolate to curry, that'd more or less make Mole Poblano, a Mexican dish which is similar to curry, in being a spicy paste, usually eaten with chicken and rice
So the Philippines helped train Haachama's stomach to be like iron and withstand almost anything. On another note, although it's safer than Haachama's cooking, I hope someday Haachama can swing by the Philippines to get enough balut for all the Hololive members to share with on her way back to Japan.
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It’s bubbling like an actual witch’s cauldron
Thats because it is witch's brew
I really thought this was just something an anime made up until I saw this
Hol-up.
...I thought Shion was the witch¿
I never knew that our water has +100 poison resistance effect
bro our shit give poison immunity
@@yulfigueroa3816 Only if we survive that is.
Only the strong can gain full toxin immunity.
I think she prolly drank like, tap water or somethin
Well ngl the water in our place if you're not used to it, it taste different lol.
i think she drank water straight from Philippine faucet, which is REALLY undrinkable. In Japan, they are used to drink water straight from faucet.
Haachama's cooking is cursed, she's just boiling water and the camera's already start capturing demons lurking in the pan
LMAO
She put tofu in and I already lost my appetite lmao
@@lilypads3033 poor Tofu
Kitsune don't like
Tofu is actually good as some kinda extender to make the sauce for any food to be thicker... You just have to kinda mash it...
The second, the very SECOND she threw the tofu in, the camera's auto focus software tried to hone in on something resembling a face or something of importance.....
By the second ingredient it already looks like a failed and uncared for, but still fish containing koy fish pond in a witch's brew boiling....
I'll start cutting myself with a sharpened cutting board, cause a knife's too painless...
If Kanata would taste Haachama's food she would ascend to heaven
Or descend straight to the hell
she would have a short flashback of her life before waking up in a hospital bed next to YAGOO.
(insert [made in heaven] joke here)
Back to her home town lol
Wrong heaven
I REPEAT
WRONG HEAVEN
An angel trying to stop a human from going the dark path.
She failed.
Just like Gabriel dropout
She already failed since that time Haachama asked for feet vids...
Failed before it even started
Sometimes it is already too late for some people
Haachama IS the dark path.
MISSION FAILED WE GET EM NEXT TIME
haato's existence is so corrupting she made the PPtenshi fling disses after disses at her
Look, it wouldn't be the first time an Angel smote someone for their debauchery of nature.
More like she is so pure she makes an angel seem like a grumpy bully by comparison!
Lawful Good doesn't need to be Lawful Nice. Haachama must be corrected before she strays further still from the image of an idol!
SHE THREW IN A BLOCK OF CHOCOLATE AS I WAS TYPING THIS! WHAT HELL HAVE A I STRAYED INTO?!
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Kanata has picked up some of Coco's intonation, lol
It's easy to forget that Kanata is actually Haato's kouhai by like 3 generations, lol.
Takoyaki witout octopus
Curry rice without rice
Ramen witout noodle next?
Sashimi without fish sounds better
Ramen with sphaget
@@aze0012 ramen as spaghett
@@equilintogo5378 she did sushi without fish once, does that count?
Eggless omellete
I finally got it. You know when in mangas and animes there's the token "can't cook" character, that somehow makes an absolute mess out of the kitchen? I always get kinda annoyed when it happens, like "you know people wouldn't do that, you're exaggerating for exaggeration's sake".
But I've now been proven wrong...
Yeah
There is Haachama as a living proof, I still want to believe that it's all just an act by her though
Important Tree I really hope it’s just an act
@@lilypads3033 well she said she got steel stomach after drinking water in Philippine so she never went sick AGAIN, so yeah idk
I know people like that.
Honestly I have the feeling she only does these colabs because she know they can't just walk over to her and strangle her....
Now that you mentioned it, Indonesia is right above Australia. Iofi could fly there in 3-4 hours to strangle Haato then fly back.
@@yannlee7821 what is she doing in australia?
@@yannlee7821 alien can teleport anyway
@@jefurihartono1630 We ain't sure if she can teleport yet. All we know that she can use barrier, telepathy and brain washing.
Yann Lee I'm hearing Iofi will say this:
Iofi: "Haachama-senpai, if I have an arm long enough to reach Australia, I would *seiso* strangle you."
7:17
Haato: "Remember I'm an idol!"
Kanata: *Sound of complete, utter disbelief*
That "pft"
People angrily asserting their position like that will never be not funny to me. Especially in this instance, it's plainly obvious how un-idol-like this is, and that's what makes it great lol
So Philippine is indirectly responsible for the creation of Haachama cooking...
I think
Filipino Haatons aren't even sorry, and we like it better.
The ability to eat and digest anything has caused Haachama to throw caution in to the wind when it comes to cooking.
I apologize... But am not sorry
@Schadenfreude you must be talking about dinuguan.
I'm actually impressed that Kanata managed to stop Haachama from putting instant curry in there
"My stomach cannot handle Philippine (tap) water"
We Filipinos cannot even handle our own tap water...
_BOIL IT_
Drink tap water to develop an immunity. That's how I did it.
@@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates By your logic, drinking poison can make you be immune to it.
@@helpme8684 Actually, that is how poison immunity works. Though, you'll need to drink small ammounts at first.
dont say she drink it directly? you cant do that in a country with no filtering system in their tap water...
@@helpme8684 That's actually how it works, altough you can only absorb small quantity at first
Haachama : When I can go back to Japan, I wanna eat weird food
Kanata : There's one in front of you
Thay was gold 😂
And this is the first in many Haachama cooking I feel like throwing up like seriously 😂
Note, she said "*If* I can go back to Japan," not "when". I find that funny and sad at the same time (since we don't know how long the coronavirus situation is going to continue.
@@sancturillore true that, we need her back to Japan so she can be with all her fam
Why is she in Australia??
@@sancturillore i just want to point out both sentences are the same in japanese
日本に帰ったら
As soon as Haachama mentions the snot, I almost had to swallow back my puke.
CAN YOU FRICKIN TELL ME HOW IN THE UPSIDEDOWN HELL YOU MAKE A CURRY TURN INTO PURPLE!!!???
@Allen Harper prob the kamaboko start distorting the curry roux colour. this is witch solution blend than curry
I thought this shit can happen only in anime.
Then, I've discovered Haachama-sama.
I felt really wrong at the beginning. I swear the murky boiling water looked like green. And not like slightly green, but swampy green. But. HOW DO YOU GO FROM GREEN TO PURPLE
The answer is simple.
HAACHAMA-CHAMAAA
By learning Bianchi's Poison Cooking.
i didn't think i would ever see the day that some crazy girl would cook the "Pixelated cursed food" from anime in real life.
I think haachama is actually a prodigy at cooking, she’s so good that she knows exactly what NOT to put for our entertainment
"The tools for cooking rice... I totally forgot where I put it."
"You mean the rice cooker, right?"
That's our Haachama.
The sad part is you could just do it in a pot..
I mean how? How!? Rice cooker is like the most important tool in an asian household's kitchen. It is always there! No asian put away their rice cooker after using it! Aghcckkk hachama!!!
@@kiggerst hachama live in australia. So maybe they didn't use rice cooker so often
@@kiggerst and any Western household that's just fed up with burning the shit out of rice
"this looks good right"
*curry looking like an endless void with chunks of macaroni*
Dinosaurs trapped in a tarpit colorized....
"I was hungry before the stream, but I'm not now, so you helped me with that"
Coming from the girl who ate grass...
omg, that does put things into perspective.
Tips for living in the Philippines: do not use tap water for drinking unless it's been properly boiled. Even then, it's better to just buy distilled or mineral water from stores for cooking and drinking, or for the the most economical option buying from corner water filtration stations where you can buy a 25L container with faucet for P20. Some people also buy various kinds of expensive water filters so they can use directly from the tap, but obviously that's not something everyone can afford upfront, though I imagine the savings would be significant down the line.
Though I can actually believe Haachama's stomach got stronger if she was drinking Philippine tap water....
Nah, tap water in Indonesia also must be boiled first. I think this is kinda common in developing countries.
@@Meonium tap water in Russia also isn't good for drinking unfiltered/unboiled, I assume that's the case almost everywhere
As a Canadian, that seems like it'd be really frustrating to deal with...I couldn't say how common it is outside of Canada though (as in it's common to be drinkable straight from the tap)
haha ph tap water go slurp slurp
@@sanny8716 It depends, here in Łódź, Poland the tap water is actively advertised by the city to be safe to drink and it really is (the city is build on top of about 20 rivers and we have one of the largest and most modern sewage treatment plant in Poland, using living clams for water quality control, as they're very sensitive to changes). Here, I would only advice against drinking tap water in older communist buildings, as the water pipes are more than 50 years old, made of iron and full of rust.
I...I can’t believe what I just witnessed. Haachama literally made sewer water
"Haachama you've already got the veggies prepared right?"
"Veggies?"
(Ominous organ starts playing. Lightning strikes the house repeatedly. In the background, a latin choir)
@@sazechs_451 LMAO
Haachama's insanity is so great, it leaks out of her head and spreads to other Vtubers. She's like a crazy power-plant.
Kanata: Dont put big block of chocolate okay?
Haachama: Okay!
*quickly throws full block in*
If she did this to Suisei then oh boy we would get an exact recreation of the Shining.
Ive never seen PPTenshi act like this before, haachama really do be mind breaking people
6:15 "I will use this instant curry in this curry!"
Oh, yeah. It's big brain time.
Haato: omg lemme put this in
Kanata: wait stop STOP
Not sure if she drank tap water in the PH but that's never a good idea unless you boil it.
True as a Filipino you should boil before you use it
But if I'm not mistaken, Japanese usually did it like that, since their tap water are clean... different from my country XD
Dunno bout Haachama's case tho...
Does this rule apply to a rural area because my family never boil our tap water
ey, atleast it made her stomach stronger
Btw she is in Australia at the moment,so assume EVERYTHING IS OUT TO KILL YOU,EVEN THE WATER
ESPECIALLY THE WATER
I am from the Philippines. Mineral and distilled water are safe but tap water isnt safe for consumption.
Depending on the quality of the water, tap water here in the philippines could be safe but at worst cases, it could cause complications such as diarrhea etc. It is best to boil the tap water and let it cool before using it for cooking or drinking.
Haachama probably drank tap water or water from water woes. We use those kinds of water for bathing, hygene, washing our clothes and dishes but never for consumption.
If you plan to visit the Philippines, just drink mineral or distilled water.
Wow so true
nawasa, maynilad haha
I'm not from PH, but is in the same condition. The public water tubes are super dirty and tap water needs to be filtered and boiled before doing any consuming
I think this is true for most of the countries here in South East Asia.
True that
Haachama: how does it look?
Kanata: *ITS F*CKING RAW!!*
I'm thinking who's next haachamas victim after kanata
I feel sorry for kanata is just like luna she breaks her sanity to haachamas food
Imagine Choco being subjected to this insanity.
Towa sounds interesting
Hmmmm interesting
Probably iofi ?
i hope next victim is subaru
Haachama: I wanna put this in.
Kanata: don't put it in!
Haachama: I put it in anyway~
this is just Persona 4 Mystery Food X
*It seems that Kanata might ascend to somewhere else when she tastes Haachama's food*
KANATA MIGHT EVEN REFUSE GOING BACK TO EARTH
The local ER, I am sure.
My yabaii sense is tingling
Fighting words for someone with your avi
She forgot one important ingredient and that's her camera honestly the way she just placed the camera on top of boiling water already makes me worried
I don't think her camera is an ingredient.
It's a _utensil!_ That's why she so often slams it down on some random package.
maybe the camera was further ahead but it was zoomed in...i hope so...
Damn thing looks like she dropped it in their, and just continued on
2:06, Haachama was going to say "Veggies need to be cut?"
I can feel it!
I know it!
Haachama: "I know so much about world culinary culture."
Me: Looks at the monstrosity
"Girl, where the hell did you learn culinary?"
And also English... what English?
She probably inspired herself from Meliodas (from Nanatsu no Taizai) cooking, but instead of making the food look good and taste awful, she does the opposite
Good to know that she's like Maple eating impossible things and gain good things like Poison Immunity on it. 😂
"Can't handle Phillipine water"
Neither can we, Haato, neither can we
I've never seen Kanata so vicious, I kinda like her scolding voice.
Is this an awakening
What will be happen if the next victim of haachama was Suisei, I mean Suisei is actually pretty good at cooking...
(Sorry for the bad English)
Perfect English
"What will happen if the next victim of haachama is Suisei"
or
"What would happen if the next victim of haachama was Suisei"
would be more correct. Either way, you don't need the "be".
With that said, your English is pretty good. There are native speakers that are much worse.
From a Japanese perspective where food presentation are done beautifully like art, Haachama's cooking is absolutely stunning.
AH: I want to try some bizarre food... where is my phone?!
PPT: Are you going to add the phone in the curry?
in anime there alway those purple poison food ... today i learn how it look like in real life ...
I like how Haachama's phone is randomly picking up faces of the damned that manifest in her cooking.
I don't know what is what anymore... how does curry look again?
Definitely not purple
Make sure it has a healthy serving of crabsticks
@@zeeweiird2204 A //Healthily// large serving of crabsticks.
@@Techischannel I'll take all the crabsticks you have
Jesus Christ Haachama's cooking reminds me of the food I had in the field. Though, if I were back in the field and I knew it were her cooking I'd still gulp it down
I imagine Kanatan having an affliction from the Darkest Dungeon game. With it being the Hopeless one. Basically, [ Mind Break ] on the numeric website.
Thanks for the translation and hard work!
It was time to go, Kanata has seen enough...
Haachama: "I want to eat bizzare food when I come back to japan"
PP Tenshi: "you have one right in front of you"
lmao
Haachama cooking needs to become a spc at this point.
*SCP*
So.. THIS is how THAT kind of anime food looks like IRL😅
"I was cooking too often lately"
...THAT WAS COOKING?!
Also she should just cook some simple western food with coco next, or something...or anything but tonjiru
Deep fried Diabetic Demons!
We have covered the Murky Swamp Demon now
I think she’s ready to try Gordon Ramsays Beef Wellington with Coco next
She could've just cooked something instant though, canned foods, pre packaged foods, flip some easy eggs (someone said she's allergic to eggs so idk), any of those can help her grasp basic tastes of cooking instead of this well whatever you wanna call her coo- I won't even call it that
Coco attempts to teach her how to make a baked potato and proceeds to curse her out for 6 minutes straight
@@someweeb3650 honestly... I would be surprised if Haachama didn't burn something that was boiling. I dunno how you can burn something that's boiling, but she'd DEFINETLY do it
That filipino tap water be hittin DIFFERENT
is this what bible warned us for ?
No, this is the first trumpet...
@@MisterSleep1123And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, HAAAACHAMA CHAMAAAAAAA
Be not afraid.
4:27 important time stamp for super cute Haachama Heksh~ Also, this is how mankind evolves, by constant efforts of its fearless genius members like Haachama!
Haachama: INSTANT CURRY AS A SECRET INGREDIENT....
ladies and gentlemen...we have reach the revolutionary peak of cooking....
finally the highlights that im been waiting for
"My stomach cannot handle Philippine tap water"
Filipinos' stomachs can't handle Philippine tap water, it's not potable.
The mental image of Haachama's classmates making her wash dishes while they all cooked and had fun is just too hilarious. I just imagine her with a dumb smile washing dishes happily.
i'm worried for our PPTenshi
“Why hasn’t it gone viral?”
It has.... biologically...
”I want to eat some bizzare food" Ah. So this is where it began...
Kanata was genuinely worried Haachama would use her phone as an ingredient. And I agree with her 草
"When I took a trip to the Philippines, I drank water.."
My fren we dont drink tap water here
That BGM really fits with the chaotic nature of what's going on, I must say
7:17
Haato:I AM AN IDOL
Kanata: *Laughs in doubt*
I swear, Haachama's cooking collab streams is pure gold
Yabai, i sense something wrong is coming from Haachama
8:52 That foreshadowing of that cursed tarantula stream
Pro tip: never ever drink the tap water from a foreign country especially if you are are coming from a country like Australia or japan/other asian countries. Countries have different chemicals in their tap water and if your body isnt used to separating those chemicals from the actual water, then you will get stomachaches and diarrhea.
It's not different chemicals, it's bacteria. Natives have a lot of immunity built up to the bacteria in their tap water so it's only a problem if you travel and drink tap water somewhere foreign. You could always boil the water to kill the bacteria or just buy bottled water to be safe.
I think water is the least of Haachama's worries tbh.
@@CampaignerSC And even then, some country (eg China) will boil the water regardless.
watching this..
we are not just experiencing being a fan...
...but also father/motherhood.
“SPICY FOOD IS MY SPECIALITY”
ahh, about that haachama...
**flashback to spicy ramen**
Also about PH water; Its basically common knowledge not to drink tap water and Haachama drinking straight from the faucet would definitely have a reaction from that
The phone gone into hiding before become the ingredients
*real SMARTPHONE*
*Curry Made in Heaven* by Haachama
the bgm is just wonderful
8:46 So Tap water from Philipphines is the reason why she can withstand all her cooking...
She's not lying either, your stomach does get tougher if you consume less than stellar food. Its a 3rd world thing.
ONE INGREDIENT and Haachama's normal looking boiling pot immediately turned into a witches bubbling cauldron.
Oh god how dare they makes our precious angel witness such horror.
For real, Haachama's cooking is like demonic ritual. Sasuga Haachama.
Well, that's a good thing about Hachaama's food, if you eat it, you discover if you go heaven or hell, or you become imune to poison effects
Hachama, The Kouhai Abuser
4:27 aaah kawaii sneezing
Heck sh
A Tzeentch Horror reacting to her Nurgle Plaguebringer Roommate
Soooo... as a side note if any of y'all ever decide to for whatever reason trip to the Philippines please don't drink water from the tap. Can attest that unless you're like some people that are built different you will get drop kicked into a hospital or die worst case since neither public water works or households that use their own deepwell system or otherwise for water care much about the water quality from the sink or faucet... Get water from purification/refilling stations that have the equipment to purify water or even distill it lest you wanna give your body a durability test. If you can't and bottled water isn't available then at least boil that shit at the highest temps appropriately before drinking. Personally though, even after being here for eight years I still wouldn't dare do it.
Hachaama: spicy food is my specialty
*got reminded of the puking clip*
me: are you sure about that?
Bruh as a filipino idc what she's cooking it looks like my mother's dish and I like to eat the sabaw and kanin together
Kanin means rice
Sabaw means soup but it depends on the context
@gary theng it's like Gordon Ramsey and akai haatos kid
I'm glad I was able to watch this insanity unfold live.
Haato: If there will be leftovers, I will eat it tomorrow.
Me: Holy shit. She honestly thinks that she's going to survive after eating the first portion?
She's imune to poison at this point
Having seen her using a knife, i can understand and relate to the reaction from her home econmics class.
I never expected to see Mystery Food X from Persona 4 be recreated in real life.
Boiled coffee...
With pasta...
This sounds like something i would do at 3AM with a half functioning brain
nice. now just add some dirty chunks of tofu to it and a handful of crabsticks 💩🥣
At some point, Haachama is either going to die from her cooking or gain an immunity to all kinds of poison.
When you upset an angel so much she threatens a "no more collaboration with you"... Haato-sama please reflect your actions juuuuust a little bit.
5:17 if she added a bit of chocolate to curry, that'd more or less make Mole Poblano, a Mexican dish which is similar to curry, in being a spicy paste, usually eaten with chicken and rice
So the Philippines helped train Haachama's stomach to be like iron and withstand almost anything. On another note, although it's safer than Haachama's cooking, I hope someday Haachama can swing by the Philippines to get enough balut for all the Hololive members to share with on her way back to Japan.
I mean I have never been good at cook, but jesus christ, I feel like the winner of master chef now XD
Get off the kichen, haachama. Leave it to our 4 year old
poor kanata. haachama cooking is a monstrous avatar of haachama's eldritch horror capabilities.
That looks like Soup that Takeshi cook from doraemon...
She probably thought it was safe to drink. In Japan tap waters are clean and safe enough to drink.