Akai "Haachama" Haato Talks About Her "Cooking" Video [Ear Rape] 【Hololive English Sub】
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00:04 Mio bit her tongue here and i see this cute
02:01 For you guys if you don't know this.
every showbiz or entertainment program (not only in japan i think) has a script (maybe hololive stream also does same thing)
what is the script? the script is used by the "talent" as a guide, so all segments will be going perfectly.
haachama scream is her improve skill in real take and about the rehearsal, of course, they practicing before the real stream start only for the stream main point. so there is no "silent awkward" thing in-stream because 2-3 sec silent was so NG in showbiz
I've heard of that 2-3 seconds rule in a radio anime.
ミオかみました
Can I ask what NG means?
@@chuu-a2903 it means No Good
Scrips are done a lot in the west so nothing new. Hell I first encountered it when the yogcast did it with there minecraft videos...good old days...
"Oi mate, that Japanese chick is shouting again"
"Just ignore her, at least she's not cooking anything"
Noisy Japanese highschool girl
I can imagine vividly her host family saying this
XD
_"she didn't burn down another apartment i hope?"_
Even though Australians live like 100KM apart from each other, they probably still hear Hachama screaming lol
Ramsey: What are you?!
Hachama: H-Ha...
Ramsey: WHAT ARE YOU?!
Hachama: Ha... HACHAMA-CHAMA!
Ramsey suddenly hospitalized after a taste of her spoon.. also broken eardrums
Ramsay
Ramsay-Kun...... Noooo
@@jika8895 It would be Ramsay-sama, not Ramsay-kun
@Rahmat Izzat another plot twist : Ramsay spend more money because Haachama stayed for him
“Could you read the script?”
“I already did, anyways...”
LMAO
Ah yes, Best of Haachama, same happens when she follows cooking recipes i guess XD
"So anyways, I started blabbin"
Haachama: I don't read script, script reads me.
Hey p
Remember that time when haachama was just mildly insane?
Yeah, me neither.
Hoezi02 rmbr when she plays minecraft normally? Yeah thats not haachama
Some people went pretty crazy during the pandemic. And then there's haachama.
Now that we’re this far on the road, we all realized that... *this was mildly insane.*
I'm quite surprised that my ears are no longer in pain hearing Haachama's screams.
I suggest you to visit a doctor.
You are already deaf...
- nani?
what screams are you talking about? all i hear is EEEEEEEEEEEE
Just like a gamers bad odor we've gotten used to it
Crazy how fast the human body adapts a de-volves
Its a surprise but a welcome one indeed
i love how Haato is now sticking to this CHAOTIC persona of her. It's really make her standout among vtuber.
Yeah I love watching her for that lol
I don’t think its a persona tbh I think she’s just that insane 😂😂😂
Who's Haato?
Haato? I haven't heard that in a long time
Ahh. Haato her name is Akai Haato. Haachama will always be the norm nowadays
Listens with full volume.
Haachama: *so you have chosen deaf.*
What do you mean? I put it on highest and I still can’t hear anything? Is the audio broken for me?
Ok that was pretty good
Bruh I think the headphones and speakers are broken, can't hear a thing
@@zeronxepher4167 same thing, it's at full volume but there's still no audio
I think we're deaf now
If you wondering why is she moving around her 2d model so much, you can translate it to morse code that reads "SEND HELP"
Understandable, she's currently in Australia after all
This comment should be fun? Cause i don't get it.
@@immacolataromagnoli719 she's stucked in Australia. go watch her 'cooking' video, you might understand better
Plus a recent stream of Hachaama researching cannibalism... It was banned in a few minutes tho :')
Night Sky fr?
_"I fear no men, but that thing... it scares me"_ **shows Haachama screaming with full volume*
Comedian? I thought she was going crazy because of either no new stocks of Asacoco or being far too long in Australia xD
She probably a bit lonely because she can't meet her friends, probably that
she shows affection by accidentally making your eardrums rupture and bleed.
Being upside does that too you
Just... how crazy is it in Australia...? For real...! 😂😅
In Finland you’ll turn like haachama only if you are all alone in your summer cabin for years... 😂 (or faster if you take services from bad psychiatrist...😒)
Australia can change a person upside down
magical wanda
Yup. That’s what is known. Apperently she is currently stuck in there since Australia closed its borders due to the ”bug”.
Mio, Subaru, and Miko in jars can only mean one thing and that’s not good
*Yabai*
bruh
bruh
Are you implying what I think you're implying....?
liquid preservatives
"If it's this kind of human who come... we probably die..."
Subaru, "die" is an understatement and too quick when facing HAACHAMACHAMA
She’s going to slowly crush them with her feet.
@@Necroskull388 god, i wish that were me
Haachama : *SCREAMS*
The Australian Neighbors : *CRIKEY!*
Same energy :
*BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT*
Australian Haka got into her system.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hmmm no no no
omg i died
*SOMEBODY TOUCHA MAH SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*
HAACHAMA STUCK IN AUSTRALIA MAKES HER LOSE HER REASONING
SHE FINALLY LOST IT!
Being upside down all the time can't be good for blood flow
LookingGlass brave of you to assume she has any sanity in the first place.
@@duongkhoanguyen4695 she did. Just look at her from a year ago...
Did she ever have it?
Basically Gabriel, from Gabriel dropout. Even if you look at her previous channel pfp and compare to now
Haachama "HAAAAACHAAAMAA"
Me "Know what that sounds like?"
Subaru "Sounds like somebody isn't following the damned script!"
Subaru: *Angry Duck Noises*
I'm sure she was flapping her wings furiously haha
0:38
What the last pringle in the can sees
If its hato.. I'd.. :)
LMAOO
lol
LOL
Lol
Using "Magic Powder" to forget all your problems...
So the stimulant type Asacoco?
I feel like haachama is one of those kids who rips off a butterfly’s wings and throw it to see if it can fly
Ikr lol
Duck: "We will listen to your worries~"
Haachama: _It all started when I got stuck in Australia_
Haachama: you get what you fking deserve ! Bang!
Duck: “We will listen to your worries~”
Australia: _It all started when Haachama arrived_
She's becoming a crazy comedian.
Feels like Majima
Khoopa Next she’ll scream “Kiryu-chaaaan” when she sees Coco.
@@cyberalpha6269 now that's something i wanna see
I can safely say 3:22 is Haachama's. That's her "normal" giggle.
She has a few laughs. She even has a different laugh when she speaks in english.
I forget that she can be beautiful girl and can laugh like that after all her crazy stuff
Really? It sounds... normal
Zeron Xepher Yes it sounds “normal” but is it really? There’s nothing normal about Haachama
@@acow1385 It's probably "Akai Haato" trying to get out
When Haachama ends up back in Japan. The whole country will know lol
I think my eardrums have been branded. I will hear screams of Haachama in my dreams.
1:23 "This one is not human! THIS IS A TITAN!"
Artists: Write that down, write that down!
I absolutely love how Haachama’s voice hit peak height at 4:07 🤣👌👏👏❤️
"Is this one safe for our stream"
no one is in safe
I love how Miko just tells Subaru to be cool, about the script.
Miko: She's just getting crazier
Us: We're not even surprised anymore..
Fans: Haachama's gone crazy!!
Haachama after reading the coments: IM A COMEDIAN!!
3:56-4:08 I just can't get enough with the scream. I've replayed it for like 6 times.. Holy sh*t that broke my eardrums..
I think i'am awaken something
Get back here.. Don't go...
what ?
Roll con to avoid new fetish
Alternative title: Haachama's 8 minute ear rape
Unlike her regular streams which are 3 to 4 hours of ear rape.
Raizen raizen blessings*
imagine being watame, she had to hear this everyday for the rest of her life
@@hiccups6531 are you asking me to imagine being delicious?
You know what they said Haachama chama = I'm crazy
She is crazier for cooking poison
Wearing earphones was a mistake...
But playing my laptop with speakers on full volume while a Bible study is being held seems... Awesome
@@johnrodrodvelasquez well.. it either your eardrums dying or your social life...
@@JJnejihyuga
People with a social life come here?
Felt like it wasn't loud
Imagine Haachama becoming a Titan,
she would definitely use her already lethal *FEET* .
step on me I crave death
I'm in pain *but I like it*
how do i delete other peoples comments
@@prikoker you don't, you embrace it
As always, Haachama blessing our ears and messing up whenever possible. Thanks for the translation and hard work! I'm a little sad that Mio's wheeze were blocked out by the others voices, but we'll have another time, I'm sure.
I still remember the time back when I listen to Haato's late night stream for a calm and relaxing time...and then she turn Haachama...
Shes getting crazier and crazier as time goes on lol
0:30 "What is this magic powder you speak of?" Asacoco prolly
If Haachama is being serious and she's actually not posting those cooking videos as comedy, then I love her even more. She's so good at shitposting that she's posting god-tier shitposts without even realising that they're god-tier shitposts.
I laughed so hard when Subaru scolded Haachama and tell her to read the script
LMAO
I legit thought this was haatos idea then I saw that and laughed so hard lol
3:22 that sounds like Ui Mama
Proly subaru
It's Haato.
- Can you read the script?
- I alredy read it!
- ...
- ...
- Can you follow the script?
Hachaama really changed when she's in Australia
Is really Australia changes people
I'm curious what her neighbors think about her screeching in the morning or maybe at night. I be truly afraid if my neighbors are like that.
You mean the snakes I don't think they care.
05:57 Haachama is going back to Japan now
Miko: (chuckles) I'm in danger
Watching this with headphones in full volume is a blessing
"They're roleplaying as fairies in jars"... Is that meant to be some kind of explanation? Am I supposed to understand anything after reading that?
yes
No.
6:45
Bless you
1:24 "Kyoujin 狂人" mean Lunatic
not "Kyojin 巨人"
The mama mio laugh is contagious...... Kawaii
I assume she learned professional screaming from people here in the Philippines cuz it's loud asf here
It sounds like Haachama has also used some "magic fairy powder" for her problems lol.
3:37 hakai haato called for help
But nobody came
I did watch the video and it costed my...
It costed my sanity...
I’m glad haachama can be herself and release the crackhead energy when she has to
*haachama screams*
My ears: why are we still here.......just to suffer...?
I think Haachama stole Miko's "magic powder"
at this point the word "haachama?" is a meme now lol.
Thanks for the warning :")
Haachama is like the japanese equivalent to that girl with braces in nemo
Best girl lol
6:56 miko personal experience
Anyone had a full volume with headsets or headphones?..
My ears are bleeding from the glory of those screams..
(Honestly though...haachama IS STARTING TO BECOME MORE....
CUTE......(?) )
This HAACHAMA could be a good idol one day, but I hope she stays a comedian for a lil bit more
3:22
I think that's Haachama laugh after that *HAAAAACHAAMA CHA-* pause
"aw heck, mate! it's that loud anime girl again. make sure she doesn't summon a demon when she starts cooking, aye?"
Am I the only one who's gotten used to Hachamma's screams? They don't hurt anymore for some reason
My ears is gonna exploded because of Haachama screaming.
You have been blessed
First time huh?
every single one of them is completely insane, I love it
Arigachama for the translation XD
3:25
Look at her, brainwashing her prey
Idols, *they grow up so fast*
Rewatching this to fill the void
Thankies for the ear rape. I'll add this to my fav for sure.
Bruh, she completely misunderstood those comments. Nobody was saying she was going full on comedian. We were all saying she was going straight up crazy. Because she is. Case and point: this video. Not that we don't already know that, like all things the hololive girls do, it is all specifically designed for maximum shock value because that's where the clicks are at. Guys don't want prim and proper idol girls. They want disgusting, finger-stealing, screaming, sexual-violating, epic-failing, barfing, sneezing, flailing, L^AvU^GvH^IvN^G, memelord alien creatures. Scripts? Throw out all scripts. Haato could shriek at me through her webcam for 30 minutes and I would watch every second, regardless of what she was shrieking.
This was Yagoo's formula all along. That's not even a meme. Regardless of what they said, they saw how people on the internet are... how chaotic it is. All you have to do is blend in with that Chaos by uplifting it. Mission accomplished. They literally rule the fucking internet now lol.
The script is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules
4:06
I feel this is how people who sing Screamo speak like in normal conversations.
She really stressed
Guess from the fact that she's stuck there.
I just love the stuff Subaru says. She seems like she'd be an absolute blast to be around. She's just so funny
3:22 It was Haachama herself lol
Haachama reading the script like "I recognise the council has made a decision, but given it's a stupid decision i've elected to ignore it"
Finally the Hololive claims! I do hope you translate more
haachama is just so chaotic. very nice.
Bless and RIP my ears.
Kinda surprised she didn't think of adding the fairies to her cooking
I love how Haachama voice just echo back at her everytime she scream
Haachama is role-playing a Pokemon that's why she only says "Haachama-chama" the entire time
I've only ever known Hachama for her crazy, I don't know any other Hachama.
i hope haachama forgot about this promise
god bless miko
My ears are blessed~
i love how they encourage haachama to stay crazy and make *lovely* food
Her australian neighbor probably contacted the police after this.
5:42
Now I understand why Miko-chi is out of commission because of her health
Ear rape? All Haachama fans are Immune to ear rape
Haatons have iron ears
3:56 is probably my favorite part
Me: Watches fairy hole.
Haachama: Sees fairy hole.
Me: Partly dreads Haachama using hole as cooking pot and boiling fairies in her "Curry".
1:24 ❌巨人(kyojin)titan
⭕️狂人(kyōjin)lunatic or madman
when Haachama meets ollie
Our battle will be legendary
Because its haachama...i dont know if she actually went off script or if that crazy segment was part of her script all along
Haachama is mistaking this as the TV show they do at Japan, where they get teenagers to confess their feelings at top of builiding while everyone watches, without mic, so they are always screaming.
I see miko's starting her haachama route again.
The fact that they're inside the jars. If this was any more realistic, the loudness and echo of being inside those containers would be deafening.