Losers & Lesbians | Ali Macofsky | Stand Up Comedy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- Comedian Ali Macofsky jokes about her dad's wild smoking habits, dealing with middle school bullies, and her extensive kegel workout routine in her new Don't Tell Comedy set!
Comedy is at its best when there's a surprise - that's why Don't Tell Comedy puts on events where the performers and location are kept secret until the day of the show. With over 150 cities already in on the joke, you never know where we'll set up shop, or who might pop in. Want to be let in on the secret? Visit our website below to find an upcoming show near you: www.donttellco...
Just don't tell anyone!! 🤫
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Ali Macofsky is a comedian based out of Los Angeles. She was selected as a New Face of Comedy at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in 2022. Her stand up has received millions of views online. Ali can be found headlining comedy clubs across the country showcasing her incredibly personal, witty, and observant material which has captivated audiences.
Instagram: / notalimac
TikTok: / notalimac
TH-cam: @notalimac
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Ali Macofsky
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Megan Hunter
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Dive N Surf in Redondo Beach, CA
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"The length of a modest couch in cigar" holy hell lol
"use your feet if you have to" 💀
"You have really long sideburns" I'M CALLED OUT
Had a crush on a boy in college, found out his name was Larry and that killed it for me. Great set!
Same- but his name was Harry. Even worse! 😆
@@themaggattackbut what about Harry Potter?
@@tidesofsilk4730but Larry Potter tho 😂
@@SnifferSock ok for some reason that was unexpected and also…not sure about Larry potter😂
@@SnifferSockso he literally L Potter
Food service 10! LOL!
I screamed
This one took me out 💀🤣🤣🤣
"5 cigars is a loser amount of cigars" 😂
pssys getting SWOLE😂😂😂😂
“Dry douching protein powder” fucking dead
Wait. She is the chick who used to cruise Omegle live!!! She is hella funny, I’m so stoked to see her on a Don’t Tell stage!
Poor Larry whoever watching this 😂
Nah. Larry dodged a bullet. I'm sure seeing this he is relieved.
When your biggest complaint about your parents is how uncool they are, you are blessed.
She said her mother was an alcoholic? And stopped talking about her.
@HeavyZCH Large percentage of the world population are alcoholic or addicted to a substance. Doesn't make them bad people.
Isn’t this a…comedy set?? Are you new to this concept of..jokes??
You must've missed the alcoholic mother comment. Narcissism usually goes hand in hand with alcoholism
God forbid someone has a nice childhood
I wasnt expecting all that towards the end! Well played Ali!!!!
Aw dang the McDonald’s 10 is too real. Old folks use to come to my jobs and stare deeply into me and be like “what do you dream of doing ……?” Lol that was always all it would take for me to quit the next day or walk out that night 😂😂 mfs come thru and see potential in me, talk up a bright future for me and I’d be like you know what, they are so right, fk this jobbbbbbbb sht man 😂😂
If you’re a dude this isn’t…this is an L take
@@mopnemI disagree somewhat, I think it’s only an L take if you’re not bettering yourself afterwards. I mean, quitting a job without a backup and being susceptible to influence on such a level that you make rash decisions isn’t ideal, but if you’re engendering a protective need to provide guidance and encouragement from strangers, that can be a strength. Only if you’re smart about it, you can find mentorship and success through those relationships - otherwise you just go through life draining people who see potential in you until you ultimately take too much and they never want to see you again.
I’ve always inspired hostility from higher ups though, so what do I know !
@@rainbomg how do you know how much to take in situation where you are being mentored? Your comment sounds very wise and resonated with me.
@@anna-fleurfarnsworth104 well thanks for that! I’d say you should only accept, not take, from mentors. And it should be mostly information, and volunteered by them. So if your mentor is any good, you should be able to ask them what kind of a trajectory they see for you. Where they think you should focus your energies. See if there’s a timeline, a goal, that they’ve got in mind they’ll be trying to reach with you.
Sometimes a mentor is a sparse, but lifelong relationship that you only work with for a short time at initially and then every 6 years or so you call them up and ask for their advice on a big decision. I think the key here is to not waste their time. Not to ask them to do any unnecessary or extra steps to help you, like read a contract or look at a huge list of options and help you decide. If they tell you to read a book, read the book before you ask them for help with the subject the book was on. If they refer you to some system or resource for clarification, do what they said before you ask them another related question.
Often people will have many mentors in their life, for different areas of development/expertise/access. I think it’s best to open with a simpler question, yet not something so simple you could’ve just googled it. More of like, a prep question that’s gonna help you know where to go from there. This is the biggest issue I see with younger people trying to get some advice or wisdom lately, they tend to completely breeze past all of the existing, applicable places that would just answer the question and they choose to waste the time of an expert demanding answers to redundant or asinine questions.
My husband and I have this knowing look we exchange when I am handed some rando’s sketchbook. As an artist, I get more brand spanking new artists coming up to me telling me that they love my art, and then just shoving their drawings in my face immediately. Dude- I have never, not once, asked someone I looked up to to look at my drawings, paintings, anything. And these fools are handing me full sketchbooks!
lol I hope I been a little bit answered your question I got a little side tracked
It has 2 many Flaps,I 💀💀💀😂😂
Lmao, great set Ali! can't wait for the next one 😂
I thought the title said Lobsters are Lesbians
Looking into this
Only cool Larry I’ve ever met was Larry the Barry (baritone saxophone) in middle school
She is consistently funny. 10/10 vibes
all the best from australia
Love the deadpan firecrackers!
Good jokes. You are really funny, Ali. Can't wait to see more of your stand-up.
0:20 the dead eyed expression XD got me.
The best bit starts at 10:10
She’s funny as hell 🤣🤣
Great lesbianism jokes. lol. She’s got a little bit of Robby Hoffman going on too “you hear about this?”
You look like Nicholas Cage.
I just saw her in person at The Comedy Store in LA. She was pretty good.
Great set
It’s always sounded funny the way Ali says gay
You are awesome Ali!!! I love you!!! Keep the fun up!!!!!! 😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉
she's a keeper
impressive, great crafted set
Good stuff!❤
Yeah Ali!!!
Fun fact: Sad Larry from C&H is based off of Ali’s dad.
Saved the best for last clearly 😂
I Really like that set.. Kept me in the whole time.. Lover her sense of humour and life
loved her
Second half was good 😂😂😂
I have a girl crush on this woman, lol. 😂
Good set 😂
Good set, definitely a food service 10.❤
Gratitude list was great !
Ali is great
Happy Father’s Day
Hilarious!
the sounds of silence. she's so wow. brutal.
The Cable guy..lol
Very good!
bruh 🤣
Her talking about what they are teaching kids today in schools. LOL
Is Larry just Jerry from Rick and morey or parks and rec
lol she’s lucky there where no Larrys in the audience.
started slow finished strong
She is so attractive to me.
Her eyebrows being prominent and her freckles make her kind of unique, and kind of unique is the best kind of unique.
@@PiYodTong I love when a woman can surprise me with a joke or make me laugh out loud. It’s rare. And not in a hate women way. I just generally see the jokes coming from most people.
@@whoopshey826 Nah, I get what you mean. Her style seems grounded/relatable to me, even though her framing comes off as thoughtlessly pessimistic. Growing up in the late 90's/early 2000's, I was called gay all the time. Hadn't even had the chance to be straight at that point lol.
YES!
@@PiYodTong same here. People today act like those times never existed though. Never had a time in life when people could just joke around and that’s all. Now you get reported to HR over a joke that wasn’t even said at someone. Everyone wants to be a victim of something for attention.
When you're asexual but never really knew what the word means or why it completely explains all the disconnects you've had with society. Also, it's totally normal. 👌
@1:02 hahhaaaaaaa oh my gosh. Yep.
5:54 🧐
Oh Kegels are like P90X, now I get it 😅 (I don't, that's the joke. You Americans have your own language xD)
8:00 She looks kind of like Jodie Comer
i almost turned this off because of her voice. but im glad i stayed, she’s funny asl.
Freaking love u
She's funny.
OMG MY dad's name is Larry and my mom's an alcoholic, and she's an alcoholic because he's a Larry.😂
lol good set !
😂🤣😂🤣
Lmfao… omg
Protein powder 😂
P90X 😂😂😂😂
Carpenter chiming in. 40 inches is an extra large chair at best.
It ls a common recliner size
Hello Alex
I’m worried about your dad
First 30 seconds
Off you go
Dont worry.
My folks arent losers. but I am. Its okay. "Im a Loser baaaaaby,"
not funny for me but we like what we like lol
That was beautiful! I’m a fan now
I'm using my 'feet to type this comment
Very good.
I red lobsters and lesbians
Funny lady
Haha
Hello Paige
I think she means she is a medium pretty girl, like how we have medium ugly guys.
Why women and stand up comedy are parallel ?
I wonder why.🙃
ive never seen a dont tell video with a good crowd
I noticed they only laugh really hard if the comedian has a disability or is famous.
Yo thanks for the comment - it helps if you watch the sets while the volume is not on mute. Should have included this information in the description our bad
@@DontTellComedy tf you babbling about?? 🤷🏿♂️
@@DontTellComedyy’all are doing an amazing job and it’s medicine to me ………I come back here to watch every video on repeat and your set gives me peace with the mental problems I’ve been experiencing ❤🫶🏽…….Love you all
Seems like a pretty legit crowd to me tbh
Come to think of it, I believe Gretta Thumberg was still in middle school when she thoroughly dressed down the United Nations or Congress or whomever. ...crying! There's no crying in Congress!
my parents are losers and my sisters are haters and i’m perfect i guess
She hates her dad for sure! Leave Larry alone! Lbvs. He’s doing his best…? 🤷🏽♀️ idk. I stopped watching after she just went in on her dad for like 3 minutes straight! 😕😮💨😓😓
She will not divide us, sorry can't look at you the same after that
Why - why is this considered funny - by anyone?
Too long boring beginning.
Shut uppppp haterrrrrr
Tell me you didn’t watch the first minute of the video without telling me.
Didn't laugh a once! The streak continues...
I bet you're fun at parties.
@@wholst007 I am as long as women aren't doin standup there.🫤
Sounds like a personal intellectual failing of yours.
@@DeeboCools You mad mad?!?!🤣😭☠️
This set was mad mediocre a couple jokes toward the end was kinda funny
Unfortunate..for Larry's In Audience....Might have acknowledged...That...??..Yikes..
Something is telling me she doesn't deserve it
I'm grateful I have fingers to move on to another video.
you're not supposed to tell people your mantra.
1:32 - 2:20 48 minutes just making fun of the name Larry I can’t even smile😒
please stop. you are not funny at all
The comedy topic of "gay" is over and done with. It's unbearably annoying.
What's really unbearably annoying are homophobes in YT comment sections.
@@vermiform Obviously everything else that makes life so exciting, wise guy?