I know comedians hate it when people tell them how to improve their jokes but... For the white hijab joke; change it to a niqab... Not only does that make the joke more accurate, but you get to educate infidels as well.😅
I haven't guffawed like a donkey at a comedy set in a long time, but this was so freakin hilarious! The bits about your ma had me laughing pretty hard...and then Kanye...and then "My taping!". The comedic timing was brilliant! 😂
I was gonna Like your comment but soon as i saw you have 666 Likes, i can't ruin it for the next guy..lol Hope nobody ruins it for the next ppl who read your comment..
The type of comedy we desperately need these days. Not shying from dark humor and political topics, but ultimately humane and wholesome. Loved the set.
The Confederate flag Hijab as a Hate-Crime-proof Hijab is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. The all white Hijab that’s slightly pointy is a close second. F*cking brilliant!!
@@sohrabakhavan4445It'd look like what the KKK wore. The same people who would salute the confederate flag would be likely to react similarly to this hijab (because they're racist.)
Definitely so. Culture is for sharing and humor is the perfect way to make it interesting to get others to want to know more. edit: I am very much looking forward to more comedians with muslim background, just to make it easier to get used to see life from their perspective.
This guy's delivery and timing is flawless. Even the times he got serious had just perfect timing. He really gets you into the story and makes the punchline hit so hard. Really funny stuff!
Definitely has a style similar to Aziz Ansari which is cool cause I miss his standup, I think this dude has a lot of potential if he keeps working at it
I am a Jewish woman and one of my closest dearest friends is a Lebanese Muslim woman. Our frienship has spanned 30 years. We have escaped our respective places of birth but still embrace humanity, friendship and laughter. Politics and war is typically a mans domain...However if only all men were like this phenomenal comedian.....deliciously and riotously funny with no malice...❤
These jokes are so well written! Im actually so impressed. They lead into eachother perfectly and the punchlines hit so hard! Rare that I'm laughing out loud at my phone lmao! Bravo!
get this man a larger stage. Mad props, really. I'm not Muslim, but I've worked and lived with Uzbeks for the past decade or so. I cannot imagine it sits well. Keep doing your thing. I don't think any divine and wise creator would object to reducing hatred by reaching across aisles with a smile. I'm proud of you.
The best comedians aren't just skilled but sincere and relatable... this guy is all three. Kudos Also very creative way to call-back his entire set at the end!! 😂😂
Great joke on its own, doesn't really hit as well after telling us he believes in a made up sky daddy who judges him. Already mentally ill if you think that.
Very rarely do you get to see a comedian of this caliber. That middle finger to salute was 👌. Props to Malik for loving the art of comedy and sharing it.
What a refreshingly hilarious way to poke fun at both antisemitic and anti-Islamic tropes all in one set. Laughter unites us and is needed. I look forward to hearing more of your stand-up.
With everything going on the in the Middle East these days, particularly in Lebanon, listening to the Lebanese bit hits… like it always does. History on repeat 🔁
Refreshingly honest, stating facts we all can laugh at and understand-This was the edgiest, most clever writing delivered on the ever worrisome Israeli-Arab conflict. Would love to see him share his humour with a national audience. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😂😂😂
It is not some Israeli Arab conflict. None of the Palestinians can seek refuge in Saudi or UAE or Qatar. The rich Arab states don't care about us. In fact Muslim brothers didn't care about the 1.7 million Afghans being displaced by Pakistan, and the massacre in Sudan either
Dude ! You’re just killing it ! Timing, punchlines, wit behind jokes (“only Him can judge me” gold) So refreshing to see new comedians with such maturity! The floor is yours brother 🫶
I don't remember laughing this hard with any other stand-up show I've watched. It's absolutely clear Malik is immensely talented, coming from his point of view/background in order to shine a light onto larger topics. Humor is supposed not only to be funny, but critical as well (as in "makes you think") and he does both superbly. Hope to hear more from him in the future.
As a club owner in the 1970's, I booked a lot of comedians. Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Franklin Ajaye, etc., all unknown at the time. Malik has got the goods. His timing, writing, all of it is excellent. If I were a casting director, he would be in my next comedy movie.
Wow. Solid praise indeed. He felt so unpredictable and yet so succinct. He wasn't holding our hand, walking us up to the punch line. He just talks and POP!
Malik, I saw one of your shows at tubby dog in Calgary almost half a decade. I recall being there with your cousin and laughing my ass off at your performance. I’m incredibly impressed by the fact that you kept pursuing your dreams and the recognition you’ve gained on larger platforms. I hope you continue to blow up and gain more recognition - you deserve it man.
This was the funniest set ive seen in a while. I cant believe ive never heard of this guy. We need to get him canceled immediately so he gets the recognition he deserves.
@@psikoexeComedian Shane Gillis. Got cancelled before he could even work one day on SNL after getting hired. Basically cancelled at the beginning of his career taking off. He’s come back 100x stronger and better as a result.
I'm glad that his family is in good health and that he is here to grace our faces with smiles - I only wish his mom would have told him how beautiful Lebanon was before Hizballah took over it and attacked Israel as an Iranian proxy.
Brilliant set! And I loved how you weren't afraid to take it wherever it needed to go. (I laughed out loud at the hijab and Kanye jokes!) You've gained a new (Jewish) fan! (who also finds myself listening to Kanye sometimes....!)
Wow, man! Best compliment I can give you - I hadn’t heard of you before and clicked your video while standing in line at the post office. I was laughing so much I got out of line and sat outside to finish the whole set. 😂 Smart, hilarious, fantastic delivery. Awesome stuff, congratulations!
That final punchline was brilliant "I think that stuff is funny", as that gives the public (myself included) a good mirror to see themselves into. That's what an excellent comedian is about: not only making people laugh, but also making people see dumb behavior reflected.
This set had every possibility of going off the rails. But it never once did. This is masterful comedy! Not many can make jokes about these subjects without starting a huge fight! 😂
One of the funniest comedians I've seen lately. Jokes on offensive edges but yet not offensive, rather smart, funny and educational! Good job, keep it up !
Yes, these subjects need to be broached in a gentle, compassionate and mature way, and show the similarities our cultures have and that we all love humour. The divine wants us all to be happy.
Oh man, that was the best set I’ve heard in a looong time. You are my discovery. The way you combine the real shit with comedy is what makes it gold. Also, the timing and the delivery. But mostly the balance between realness and laughter.
He's hilarious and as a Muslim I am a little taken back but when I lighten up and hear his comedy is absolutely fabulous funny. Bravo because some way shape form or fashion we need to open up the society to know that Muslims are beautiful real people who are funny intelligent complexed diverse and full of love for Humanity because it's what our Lord asked us to do. So brother keep on being hilarious! May Allah continue to show you the right way VIA Islam but in your fun. AAMEEN
@@Heronymus.OmDraco the long and short of it is is that the beautiful spiritual complexities that has formulated into religion of Islam is filled with science. Along with some of the other diasporas of spirituality that have formulated into religion. They are not using scientific nuanced vernacular but the science is definitely there and some of the new practitioners and theologians who disseminate these religions some of them know this and let it be known to their audiences or congregations
This guy made me laugh. Comedians usually make me exhale a little harder than normal but rarely get laughs out of me so job well done. May you continue to get an adequate amount of food.
@@1harrismccarty if he did that joke first it would have made 0 sense given the joke was "all the jokes i just told would be bad to say at airport security"
He had the crowd in the palm of his hand the entire time, he just won you over when his jokes began to align with your political agenda. That or you’re just painfully slow at processing comedy🤣
@@IXvictortwo dunno wtf you're talking about? Reaction definitely improved after a few jokes, 100 odd people agree with my comment so maybe you're the slow one here 🤷♂️
@@IXvictortwo He did, but the jokes do refer back to previous jokes so the effect definitely builds; not all stand-up comics can structure their sets that well.
That therapist skit was spot on of my experiences. Thought the flat earther joke would be funniest (and it was good) but the hijab and therapist and all other joke had me rolling on floor.
This Lebanese is proud. Absolutely hilarious. I also have many "close call" stories from my family growing up and you managed to mine genuine humor out of our history. So good and looking forward to more!!
seriously one of the most talented comics i’ve EVER heard. and that’s just a 12-minute set. everything you’d want: danger, surprise, pathos, feeling, and just solid, solid jokes (with inspired callbacks)!
The funny thing is that you don't have to be a comedic expert to have a sense of humor. The comedian is the comedic expert who does the heavy lifting for you. All you have to do is laugh....and buy a ticket 🎟️ of course.
@@optivitanutrition I feel him, the op philip , so many talking about nuances of timing (measured in 100ths of a second) and punchline and setup, and we commoners (me and him, or he and I, okok) ask wth, why so serious about a joke? So for example Jimmy Carr is an expert and even successful, but I can't swallow him, his looks (ok, he himself can't either), the stance, the voice and the edgyness. No timing theory helping there. I click on some videos with him starring (and spend 50 words right here) because of the intriguing titles. The joke with the salute 3:55 -ish is platinum for me, now that's playing with some "taboos" (the finger, army etc) as a "youngster" (he is not that young) and pulling it off effectively.
@@theplacebeyondthelies2429Really? I thought it was mindless trolls responsible for all that... I suppose some of them are quite laughable, in their simplicity. Does that mean they count as comedians? If so, I suppose you're spot on.
hilarious. Your delivery is very genuine, you’ve this playful, fun vibe with you on stage. With talent like that you’ll make more than your old teachers any day now, bro
Well Jewish people have middle eastern dna it’s not surprising. Just Jews tend to intermarriage with Europeans more often. But still the Levantine still have the same ancestors and blood
So glad I tuned into this video. Malik is so talented, authentic, creative, intelligent, magnetic, and hilarious! This is the first time seeing him, and look forward to other videos and specials. Thank you for sharing.
That is the best closer joke I have ever seen. It may not be the funniest ever, but the way it wraps everything up reframming the whole set. It is just chef's kiss.
Absolute Fire delivery, cadence and content. This man will have a huge special coming soon. What a rollercoaster of a ride, the pauses, timing are perfect..I haven't laughed out loud this hard in a long time. Thank you sir!
I really love his way of giving serious subjects the respect they deserve, and then bancing it out with really absurd, over-the-top jokes. This is how you do edgy humor in the 2020s. Based in empathy and understanding.
Thank you guys for watching 🫡🫡🫡
Everyone follow Malik on social media and go see him live!
I know comedians hate it when people tell them how to improve their jokes but...
For the white hijab joke; change it to a niqab... Not only does that make the joke more accurate, but you get to educate infidels as well.😅
Really funny stuff man!
I haven't guffawed like a donkey at a comedy set in a long time, but this was so freakin hilarious! The bits about your ma had me laughing pretty hard...and then Kanye...and then "My taping!". The comedic timing was brilliant! 😂
😂😂😂 good stuff man! You have a new fan!
Not even one bad joke.. this guy is someone to watch!
the dude did not miss, what a set
WOW!!! 💯🎉💯 None of his jokes missed!!! I wish him an amazing career, and his family peace, joy and success!!! 👍🏽
Kissing woke ass is never funny. Really wish both right and left would piss off.
Not bad...but I never truly laughed.
I was gonna Like your comment but soon as i saw you have 666 Likes, i can't ruin it for the next guy..lol Hope nobody ruins it for the next ppl who read your comment..
The type of comedy we desperately need these days. Not shying from dark humor and political topics, but ultimately humane and wholesome. Loved the set.
Right? There was some spicy stuff in there but it was never vicious or mean!
@fmkwvejf exactly - it was s genuine, not a fake correctness.... loved it, the ending note was brilliant
He does right what LOT of people are trying and failing very awkwardl;y to pull off - you nailed it.
Well-put!
yes well said. very elevated but not shying away from the spicy subjects. loved it
The Confederate flag Hijab as a Hate-Crime-proof Hijab is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. The all white Hijab that’s slightly pointy is a close second. F*cking brilliant!!
Sır can you tell me what's that pointy stuff about?? Couldn't find it in any search❤
@@sohrabakhavan4445It'd look like what the KKK wore. The same people who would salute the confederate flag would be likely to react similarly to this hijab (because they're racist.)
Its the kkk suit
@@sohrabakhavan4445 KKK (Ku Klux Klan)
Stolen from another comedian, as was his Kayne bit.
I love his rhythm 😂 not too high-energy, he slows down and gets everybody invested then has a really crisp punchline. so funny
You are one beautiful man 👌🏼
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Every now and again you realise you're witnessing the beginning of a pure legend! This guy is going places! Flawless performance👌
Definitely so. Culture is for sharing and humor is the perfect way to make it interesting to get others to want to know more. edit: I am very much looking forward to more comedians with muslim background, just to make it easier to get used to see life from their perspective.
Well said....
I agree this guy is gonna be HUGE in the future…very funny great timing endless material.
🎉💯
Sounds similar to other religions
This guy's delivery and timing is flawless. Even the times he got serious had just perfect timing. He really gets you into the story and makes the punchline hit so hard. Really funny stuff!
Absolutely, he is amazing!
Yeah, that’s the best part. It’s like he’s just making an announcement or wrapping it up and then BOOM
I think that stuff’s funny😂
Definitely has a style similar to Aziz Ansari which is cool cause I miss his standup, I think this dude has a lot of potential if he keeps working at it
hes almost like an artist!
I am a Jewish woman and one of my closest dearest friends is a Lebanese Muslim woman. Our frienship has spanned 30 years. We have escaped our respective places of birth but still embrace humanity, friendship and laughter. Politics and war is typically a mans domain...However if only all men were like this phenomenal comedian.....deliciously and riotously funny with no malice...❤
Very encouraging to hear your story and I agree we could do with a lot more people like this guy
Then you're not a Zionist, I guess.
Or she just doesn't care that you are.
Typically a man's domain, but not when it comes to Hillary Clinton.
Half of the IDF soldiers are women .
Praising about escaping places of birth (rightfully) to then put half of humanity in theirs
These jokes are so well written! Im actually so impressed. They lead into eachother perfectly and the punchlines hit so hard! Rare that I'm laughing out loud at my phone lmao! Bravo!
With the world feeling like it's burning, I desperately needed a new comedian with this exact energy. Solid set, left me wanting an hour special 🔥🔥🔥
Ismo still kick this dudes any day
Same! So good
The world isn't burning 😂. Try growing up in the 80s at the height of the Cold War where tons of nukes were pointed at you.
@@MercediSurfaceIt's not burning 😂. How ridiculous.
Where’s the special
The way he summarized the funny jokes from before and wrapped it up with a good laugh was really cool.
Dat was really dope. Set us up thinkin he was appreciatin da fans but switched it up
Man, that ending that turns the whole set into a setup for one last punchline is so well done! This guy is great, I hope we see more of him
😂😂😂 That confederate flag hijab joke was hilarious!
😂😂
One of the most original jokes I've ever heard. Just hilarious
@@katietoole8345around these here parts we are halal. We ain't doing any of that haram shit.
I was screaming at that and the pointy hijab😂😂😂😂very original!!!
@@Elendia365 I'm a bit lost there.. did he refers to ninja?? 😅
get this man a larger stage. Mad props, really. I'm not Muslim, but I've worked and lived with Uzbeks for the past decade or so. I cannot imagine it sits well. Keep doing your thing. I don't think any divine and wise creator would object to reducing hatred by reaching across aisles with a smile. I'm proud of you.
Well said! Well said!
Ah-main.
yes.
Great comment!
Actually, this background is great!
The best comedians aren't just skilled but sincere and relatable... this guy is all three. Kudos
Also very creative way to call-back his entire set at the end!! 😂😂
You relate to hating Jews? Careful there lol
Right!!
Sincerity is not funny so how does that make sense?
@@aaronanytime8897because you get invested in their story
@aaronanytime8897 Maybe you're missing out on about 75% of what's funny. Lightening up might strengthen your funny bone.
Wow! This guy literally saved my life. I watch comedy to lower my blood pressure. I haven’t laugh like that in a long time. Thank you!
"We can't both be mentally ill" lol😂
That got me too 😂
Great joke on its own, doesn't really hit as well after telling us he believes in a made up sky daddy who judges him. Already mentally ill if you think that.
let the man be goddamn@@TomSmith-jp1es
@TomSmith-jp1es bro he's clearly not religious if you listen carefully. He's only talking about the times when he was, i.e when he was a child.
@@TomSmith-jp1estriggered
Very rarely do you get to see a comedian of this caliber. That middle finger to salute was 👌. Props to Malik for loving the art of comedy and sharing it.
"3... 3 rubles! Ahh, ahh, ahhhh..."
Exactly,this was some pure comedy, really well written and really well told 😁😊
What a refreshingly hilarious way to poke fun at both antisemitic and anti-Islamic tropes all in one set. Laughter unites us and is needed. I look forward to hearing more of your stand-up.
I am half jewish, half gentile (not a popular demographic)
Well said.
He is good. I hope he goes the distance with the comedy career
I don’t see anything anti islamic there
@@anonymousmuffin9762 Neither Anti-semitic
With everything going on the in the Middle East these days, particularly in Lebanon, listening to the Lebanese bit hits… like it always does. History on repeat 🔁
Watched this guy a few times in Vancouver and I’m so happy to see him getting some recognition. He’s hilarious.
He's from Vancouver?
@@vanman724 The description says he's from Calgary.
I saw him perform at some shows in Vancouver. I do think he’s from Calgary.
Refreshingly honest, stating facts we all can laugh at and understand-This was the edgiest, most clever writing delivered on the ever worrisome Israeli-Arab conflict. Would love to see him share his humour with a national audience. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😂😂😂
Seriously, are you a bot/ai? Cuz that's not how humans talk bruh SMH
@@nawdude4292 bruh!?
It is not some Israeli Arab conflict. None of the Palestinians can seek refuge in Saudi or UAE or Qatar. The rich Arab states don't care about us.
In fact Muslim brothers didn't care about the 1.7 million Afghans being displaced by Pakistan, and the massacre in Sudan either
@@nawdude4292- If people care to articulate what they’re actually thinking, they often talk in a myriad of ways, this being one of them.
🙄
@@MrHxChrisI'm still searching for the part that seems ai generated 😂😂😂no luck 🤷🏾♂️
I love it when the jokes all come back together to make this one big joke,thats a master level comedian thing I really loved it 🙂😁🙏
Call backs aren’t that uncommon as far as it goes for comedians
not uncommon but you have to appreciate it when it's this well executed @@SoulKingBK
And all along we're not even thinking he's gonna stitch them all together at the end.
That's the funniest bit I've seen in a long time. And they say you can't say that stuff. Funny, honest, and a real "sense of humour". Thx.
Woke flat earther: "The disc is heating up" How is this so brilliant 🤣
I mean, he took 8 years to come up with a joke that other people have already been spamming since 2016...
@@youtubedj9298 Spamming since 2016! What a coincidence that MAGA and QAnon emerged in the same year to share a lot of jokes.
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 there is is no correlation with Trump and flat Earth lol, that's a conspiracy right there if I ever heard one before 😂😂💀
@@eonreeves4324 Who said that there is a correlation between them? Either are science deniers but I don't see the conspiracy theory you see.
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Okay, maybe I don't understand your comment. Why did you bring MAGA and Qanon into flat earth?
Never heard of this guy before but after watching his set...I promise I'll be on a 7-day binge watching everything of his on the internet 😅
Ikr 😂
Same!
This dude is going places, he is EXCELLENT
Flawless delivery, creativity, and real experiences!! New legend right here!! Netflix quickly sign a deal plz!
Dude ! You’re just killing it ! Timing, punchlines, wit behind jokes (“only Him can judge me” gold) So refreshing to see new comedians with such maturity! The floor is yours brother 🫶
I don't remember laughing this hard with any other stand-up show I've watched. It's absolutely clear Malik is immensely talented, coming from his point of view/background in order to shine a light onto larger topics. Humor is supposed not only to be funny, but critical as well (as in "makes you think") and he does both superbly. Hope to hear more from him in the future.
This is the funniest you've seen? I feel sorry for you
@@TreyWK condescending someone on the internet who's just sharing their opinion? damn, i feel sorry for you.
@wyawarD9677 Wow! isn't that exactly what you're doing as well????????
@@TreyWK yep! i'm a huge fuckin' hypocrite! but also, what goes around, comes around.
@@wyawardclown You said it
As a club owner in the 1970's, I booked a lot of comedians. Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Franklin Ajaye, etc., all unknown at the time. Malik has got the goods. His timing, writing, all of it is excellent. If I were a casting director, he would be in my next comedy movie.
Wow. Solid praise indeed. He felt so unpredictable and yet so succinct. He wasn't holding our hand, walking us up to the punch line. He just talks and POP!
Oh yeah 80+ year olds are known to surf youtube videos, totally believe you're fairy tale.
@@abalamdepaimon6891dude smoke a joint
@@abalamdepaimon6891 You think only tweens like yourself watch TH-cam videos? You're so silly.
@@abalamdepaimon6891 Some do! My mother is 84 and surfs the internet everyday - she’s old, not dead and there’s not much to it!
Bro that “NO” with the accent sold me the entire clip. Had to pause it a couple times. I hope to catch one of your shows sometimes.
He's talented. It takes skill to be able to work the whole routine back into one main punchline. Great job!
Bro, that was a perfect set! Your delivery is flawless and your jokes are original and brilliantly written. Can't wait to see more from you 👊
Malik, I saw one of your shows at tubby dog in Calgary almost half a decade. I recall being there with your cousin and laughing my ass off at your performance. I’m incredibly impressed by the fact that you kept pursuing your dreams and the recognition you’ve gained on larger platforms. I hope you continue to blow up and gain more recognition - you deserve it man.
Were you one of his teachers?
@@mateohodge6998😂😂😂😂😂
@@mateohodge6998 LOL the "one that didn't fit the narrative?"
"Sorrry...about that...!" -With the slight accent🤣😂🤣😂
This was the funniest set ive seen in a while. I cant believe ive never heard of this guy. We need to get him canceled immediately so he gets the recognition he deserves.
Can we all agree to call this the Gillis Effect
best place to suppoort him will be on his tiktok
😂
@@psikoexeComedian Shane Gillis. Got cancelled before he could even work one day on SNL after getting hired. Basically cancelled at the beginning of his career taking off. He’s come back 100x stronger and better as a result.
@@LombardoJoefurther proof cancelling is bs lmao
That was freaking hilarious. The Confederate Flag Hijab joke damn near broke me. Great job 👍
The same for me.. I woke up my son because I was laughing so hard😂
I thought it was gonna be a Maga Hijab. But that works too
@@carlosfer2201 That one would work for sure!
The prototype also had me buckled over in laughter!
I wish I hadn't scrolled down and ruined the joke in advance!
The way he tied the whole entire set together at the end was absolutely masterful
His pacing and timings is fantastic, genuinely hilarious stuff. Watch this young man!
Malik everything was la flame 🔥 but that middle finger to salute transition was transcendent 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
made me burst out laughing
I've never heard of this guy but this was a really solid set.👍
I definitely sense a Netflix special in this guy's future.
Amen brother. Salaam alaikum.
lol@@Andrew-iv5dq
I'm glad that his family is in good health and that he is here to grace our faces with smiles - I only wish his mom would have told him how beautiful Lebanon was before Hizballah took over it and attacked Israel as an Iranian proxy.
@@tuxuhds6955that's how antisemitic Islamist propaganda works. As an ex-muslim I feel angry that I ever fell for it. It's disgusting.
What did this guy do that you would wish the evil of Netflix cancellation on him?
Dude! You’re brilliant! As a christian French guy living in the US with Muslim and Jew friends, I was crying laughing. We need more guys like you! ❤️
Ça fait plaisir de tomber sur un compatriote sympathique (': ! Have fun in the US! Take care ~
Brilliant set! And I loved how you weren't afraid to take it wherever it needed to go. (I laughed out loud at the hijab and Kanye jokes!) You've gained a new (Jewish) fan! (who also finds myself listening to Kanye sometimes....!)
Me too.
He’s one of the few comedians who’s gotten me to laugh out loud in months.
same! one of the other ones for me was a set about filling the dishwasher…it’s nice to have some variety lol
Wow, man! Best compliment I can give you - I hadn’t heard of you before and clicked your video while standing in line at the post office. I was laughing so much I got out of line and sat outside to finish the whole set. 😂 Smart, hilarious, fantastic delivery. Awesome stuff, congratulations!
"Helen, come on.... we can't both be mentally ill" 😂 This was refreshing and brilliant!
Such a great joke
bruh 🤣🤣🤣
Tell me more about this Allah character :)
I took it as HELLen the therapist. lol
😂😂😂
I'm a Jewish man and loved this video .
I didn't want Malik's set to end. Brilliantly hilarious!
As a Jew I absolutely loved this skit! Good to see my brothers coming up! 🏆👏🏾
must be a lefty jew
Thank you brother ❤
That final punchline was brilliant "I think that stuff is funny", as that gives the public (myself included) a good mirror to see themselves into. That's what an excellent comedian is about: not only making people laugh, but also making people see dumb behavior reflected.
After watching this I came away a little wiser, a little more educated and had a great laugh the whole time. What a fantastic comedian!
This set had every possibility of going off the rails. But it never once did. This is masterful comedy! Not many can make jokes about these subjects without starting a huge fight! 😂
One of the funniest comedians I've seen lately. Jokes on offensive edges but yet not offensive, rather smart, funny and educational!
Good job, keep it up !
yep , i agree
Yes, these subjects need to be broached in a gentle, compassionate and mature way, and show the similarities our cultures have and that we all love humour. The divine wants us all to be happy.
Oh man, that was the best set I’ve heard in a looong time. You are my discovery. The way you combine the real shit with comedy is what makes it gold. Also, the timing and the delivery. But mostly the balance between realness and laughter.
So naturally funny. Absolutely genuine. It's as if your best friend is telling you stories. Relatable and sincere.
He's hilarious and as a Muslim I am a little taken back but when I lighten up and hear his comedy is absolutely fabulous funny. Bravo because some way shape form or fashion we need to open up the society to know that Muslims are beautiful real people who are funny intelligent complexed diverse and full of love for Humanity because it's what our Lord asked us to do. So brother keep on being hilarious! May Allah continue to show you the right way VIA Islam but in your fun. AAMEEN
Bro wrote a whole thesis statement 😂
...so weak...
...go find a mirror and laugh at yourself...
@@Heronymus.OmDracoLol wow
@@Heronymus.OmDraco the long and short of it is is that the beautiful spiritual complexities that has formulated into religion of Islam is filled with science. Along with some of the other diasporas of spirituality that have formulated into religion. They are not using scientific nuanced vernacular but the science is definitely there and some of the new practitioners and theologians who disseminate these religions some of them know this and let it be known to their audiences or congregations
SAME
This is one of the best piece of comedy ever!! A perfect mix of self awareness and social commentary. Golden
This guy made me laugh.
Comedians usually make me exhale a little harder than normal but rarely get laughs out of me so job well done.
May you continue to get an adequate amount of food.
The Closing joke about the phone background at the airport is killer😂😂😂😂
He definitely saved one of the best for last lol
@@1harrismccarty if he did that joke first it would have made 0 sense given the joke was "all the jokes i just told would be bad to say at airport security"
Can't remember the last time I laughed myself to tears. This man should be filling up arenas. I hope I can see him in person someday.
Really won em round by the middle! 😅 I love when jokes take almost until the next joke to sink in! Class set 👏
He had the crowd in the palm of his hand the entire time, he just won you over when his jokes began to align with your political agenda. That or you’re just painfully slow at processing comedy🤣
@@IXvictortwo dunno wtf you're talking about? Reaction definitely improved after a few jokes, 100 odd people agree with my comment so maybe you're the slow one here 🤷♂️
@@IXvictortwo He did, but the jokes do refer back to previous jokes so the effect definitely builds; not all stand-up comics can structure their sets that well.
Can someone explain the part where he says "my taping!" 10:52
@@HayanomieI didn't get it either.
That therapist skit was spot on of my experiences. Thought the flat earther joke would be funniest (and it was good) but the hijab and therapist and all other joke had me rolling on floor.
Well some people just like their cucumbers pickled. 🤷🏽♂️
Meh.. I felll asleep
This is an amazing set. Your execution is flawless through this entire 10 minutes. Keep doing comedy, the world needs more of you in it
This man is going places, he has that comedic timing and great jokes. Should start a podcast if he hasn’t already
This Lebanese is proud. Absolutely hilarious. I also have many "close call" stories from my family growing up and you managed to mine genuine humor out of our history. So good and looking forward to more!!
Comparing his mom's badassness to Tupac really shows how much he respects and adores her. I love that so much for him.
seriously one of the most talented comics i’ve EVER heard. and that’s just a 12-minute set. everything you’d want: danger, surprise, pathos, feeling, and just solid, solid jokes (with inspired callbacks)!
I'm not a comedic expert, but this guy is genuinely funny. Soon, he's going to be a household name. Good luck!
The funny thing is that you don't have to be a comedic expert to have a sense of humor. The comedian is the comedic expert who does the heavy lifting for you. All you have to do is laugh....and buy a ticket 🎟️ of course.
comedic expert WTF ? Is that a degree ? 🤣
@@optivitanutrition I feel him, the op philip , so many talking about nuances of timing (measured in 100ths of a second) and punchline and setup, and we commoners (me and him, or he and I, okok) ask wth, why so serious about a joke? So for example Jimmy Carr is an expert and even successful, but I can't swallow him, his looks (ok, he himself can't either), the stance, the voice and the edgyness. No timing theory helping there. I click on some videos with him starring (and spend 50 words right here) because of the intriguing titles.
The joke with the salute 3:55 -ish is platinum for me, now that's playing with some "taboos" (the finger, army etc) as a "youngster" (he is not that young) and pulling it off effectively.
I want to invest in his confederate flag hajab company.
This was so well written. Good flow, good transitions, great punchlines
Refreshing!
This guys performance and exequition is genius level!
He’s good. His stage presence and the ease of his talk. Give him a show! He looks good too.
Right, you relax with a comedian who is seemingly in control, but in an effortless way. Reminds me of gary chandler
"She cuts me fruit and brings it into my room" I felt that in my bones 😂
You know she peeled the apple.
Zero boundaries…that’s me!
Same. That's love.
Wow this guy is legit! We need more of him right now! Albums, Netflix specials, the works!
Porn!
You only get a Netflix special if you obey The Narrative.
i.e. Are a non-comedian.
I seldomly laugh out loud at stand up comedy, but this is different. Ich audibly laughed like 4 or 5 times!! Great guy, great material
I think this was great. He walks a tightrope with these jokes, but does so skilfully, with a good dose of humility and self-reflection.
Due to his intelligence-brilliant.
you should know comedy is being used to deceive the people and dumb them down
@@theplacebeyondthelies2429 you should know that your comment is dumb.
@@theplacebeyondthelies2429Really? I thought it was mindless trolls responsible for all that... I suppose some of them are quite laughable, in their simplicity. Does that mean they count as comedians? If so, I suppose you're spot on.
@@snowburn14yt pay no mind the person you’re replying to is a flat earther working damage control in the comments lmao.
I haven’t laughed out loud so frequently in a long while. Thank you. That was amazing. I’m looking up your tour schedule immediately.
This guy is my new favourite. Absolutely brilliant, refreshing, humane, and funny as hell!!! What a gem!!!
the best joke when he says "Allah is 'The one' who can judge you" ... I was literally on the floor.
I found this just by accident and enjoyed it so much. The delivery was just perfect. I want to see more Malik please, please:))
Oh my god this guy.. I laughed out so loud over 7 times. Really glad he followed through his calling
Damn bro you're countin' your Lol's? What's your record?
@@SnackPatrol No I don't but it was approx, usually I just smile I don't laugh out loud let alone 7 times
Solid set, solid writing. Great connection of the jokes to the last one😂
This was awesome. I hope to see more of this guy in the future.
hilarious. Your delivery is very genuine, you’ve this playful, fun vibe with you on stage. With talent like that you’ll make more than your old teachers any day now, bro
This has got to be the most successful set to date on Don’t Tell Comedy. Blessings!
This is as funny as anything in the last 10 years. This guy deserves to be a star.
This guy's a great comedian, thanks for the good jokes!
Dude. This is the best stand up I’ve seen in years.
I really like your approach. You are a lot of fun to watch. Very inclusive and disarming. We need more humor like yours. Much respect!!! ❤
I didnt expect mix of Mark Zuckerberg and Sacha Baron Cohen is gonna kill me in 13min
Well Jewish people have middle eastern dna it’s not surprising. Just Jews tend to intermarriage with Europeans more often. But still the Levantine still have the same ancestors and blood
So glad I tuned into this video. Malik is so talented, authentic, creative, intelligent, magnetic, and hilarious! This is the first time seeing him, and look forward to other videos and specials. Thank you for sharing.
"Confederate flag hijab" had me laughing so hard my sides hurt and I spit iced coffee out my nose.
What great humour: hilarious, touching, teaching. We definately need more of this guy!!!
Outstanding. Seriously can't wait to see more of Malik. One of the best sets I've seen in a while.
That is the best closer joke I have ever seen. It may not be the funniest ever, but the way it wraps everything up reframming the whole set. It is just chef's kiss.
Never heard of this guy, but damn did he killed it. He’s one of those young comedians that’s up next.
This guy has the goods. A+ delivery, A+ writing. No wasted space, solid material from start to finish!
Absolute Fire delivery, cadence and content. This man will have a huge special coming soon. What a rollercoaster of a ride, the pauses, timing are perfect..I haven't laughed out loud this hard in a long time. Thank you sir!
I really love his way of giving serious subjects the respect they deserve, and then bancing it out with really absurd, over-the-top jokes.
This is how you do edgy humor in the 2020s. Based in empathy and understanding.