r/IDontWorkHereLady - Karen Attacks Me and Calls Cops to "Teach Me a Lesson!" It Backfires!
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- r/idontworkherelady - OP tells a story about a restaurant encounter with an entitled Karen, who is convinced OP is a server! When OP doesn't obey the entitled Karen's orders, Karen thinks attacking OP is the best thing to do! Subscribe for future stories.
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👱🏼♀️ One of my favorite Entitled People stories! [Karen Tries to Pull Off a Customer's Face Mask! Gets Taught a Lesson]
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Stories in this episode of Reddit I Don't Work Here Lady:
0:00 - Intro
0:30 - Story 1 (AlchemyAlice)
3:40 - Story 2 (putthehayinthebarn_)
6:50 - Story 3 (Moist_Quality2225)
10:55 - Story 4 (camonyaface)
#karenstories #funnykarenstories #entitledpeople - ตลก
For everyone who enjoys videos about horrible Karens can we all swear an oath that we will press charges when a Karen attacks us!
Oh I'll easily do so. No exceptions."
Absolutely! Please!!!
Absolutely!
Who says anything about pressing charges? I'm fighting back!
Yes, a paper trail needs to be established for these assaultive & threatening Karens!
"I SAID YOU SHOULD HIRE PEOPLE THAT SPEAK ENGLISH"
"Do you even understand English? I just said I don't work here. In English."
No, she doesn't speak English, she's speaks "I'm the Master, You're the Slave" speak. That's a dying language
How comes nobody speaks english in THE LAND OF ITALIAN NAVIGATOR AND CARTOGRAPHER AMERICO VESPUCCI??!!! MADNESS!!
That was my reaction too. "What good would it do us to hire people whose native tongue is English when you're clearly incapable of understanding it in the first place?!"
Hire all cultural world that don't talk English and let them speak in they language to the karens 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite comeback to these type of "people" is "do you have comprehension issue due to you cognitive faculties being impaired"
Her milkshake brought all the cops to the yard 😂
👏🤣Bravo!.👏😂
This is one of the best comments ever! I laughed so hard when I read that 😄
And they were like: damn right, it's still better than yours, Karen!
Lol.
"The garden where I used to grow my f£%&@ had been paved over " 😂I'm totally stealing that. Thank you!!
Same. That was awesome!!
Me too, not that I had that many in the first place
A GLASS MILKSHAKE?!!
If that had broke on OP things could’ve gotten real bad, damn right she gets an assault charge
Maaaan if it were me, *I* might’ve caught a case. My first instinct if someone throws something at me is to catch it and throw it back at them😭😂
Last story- Yeah, that's a big no. I'm petty enough that when she started to scream at me on the phone I would have told her that I would be returning her package to the post office the next day on my mail run. In other words marked as "wrong address". Let the Post Office deal with it and have it sent back to Amazon.
Better yet have them mark it as suspicious or fraudulent it goes to an inspector and straight to dead mail so no one can have it
Story 1: I would have told that Karen, "I'm telling you, in English, that I don't work here, and you're complaining about people other than yourself not speaking English?"
Yeah that's super dumb. "Why does no one here speak english?!" "I just told you several times in english I do not work here and you have not listened so apparently speaking the right language is not the issue but your lack of listening skills"
Better yet, answer in italian, after all she is enfatic on this being the land of italian navigator AMERICO VESPUCCI!!
@@fluidwolf I would have asked her what the phone number was of her insane asylum.
You all are way too nice. If some crazy bat were screaming in my face. I'd give her a 5 second warning. And because I'm an honourable person, I'd have to follow through on my word when ignored.
Last story: I would have held the package until my next trip to the PO. I would have given to one of the clerks and told them "There's no such person at this address." Done. Not my monkeys, not my circus.
We can bet OP did just that the next time it happened. 😅
tell them you have reason to suspect it might be a fraudulent package
or call the police. you got a package, where illegal things could be in there.
I hope OP asked for proper identification- make sure it is HER package! And piss her off more- LOL
In her defense, Amazon does sometimes screw up deliveries and outright lies about order delivery.
"Handed to resident" to a package they put at the end of my driveway. And this is a 50ft driveway.
You know it's gonna be good when OP describes what they're wearing like they're a wizard from Harry Potter disguised as a muggle.
Third Story: Karen just landed herself an Assault on a minor charge.
That 61 year old man in story 3 is what I hope to be when I grow up 😂
Same! 🤣
You want to be a boring old man who has to make up stories on Reddit and call people anorexic as an insult?
Same!
I'm over 61 and I promise you I have not grown up!
I'm 67, and I'd be doing the same! 😅
It's wild talking to a narcissist. They literally can't conceptualize being wrong. They will rewriting history in their own heads to justify being correct. It's insane and aggravating.
History has already been rewritten and presented as fact and correct...Narcissism has been around for all time.
It's true. It's not that narcissists always think they're right. It's that they never think they're wrong. They can't compute anything outside their circular logic or toxic narrow-minded thinking. I mean, in the end they might get what they want, but at what cost?
“You apparently can’t speak English, either! I’ve told you multiple times that I don’t work here!”
Actually, I think the term is "Karen"
She speaks English, she just doesn’t listen to it
"The garden where I used to grow my F's has been paved over" had my dying 😂😂😂
I'm going to try and remember anorexic Gorgon!
Never ever ever ever use the words "I'm sorry" when dealing with a Karen.
Or "Can I help you?" It just cements in their pea-sized brains that you work there!
And never say "I ACTUALLY don't work here." It sounds like, maybe you kinda might. Say it with force, yell it in her face so she smells what you had for breakfast yesterday! 🤨
I keep saying this to myself every time I see “I’m sorry…” or the “can I help you…” 🤦♀️
Another one. Stop. Calling. These. Bitches. Lady! They aren’t!
my husband had to deal with a couple of karens when he worked from home during 2020, so I'll call em phone Karens.
after the first 2 or so I could tell whenever the other person was cursing him because he would have this angry frown on his face like he wanted to tare her apart. but he'd say nothing at first. then he'd say, "MA'AM I grew up in a farm and was in the Navy for 20 years. I CAN outcurse you" ... funny enough, no one took him up on his offer.
Story 2: Amazing how the woman think that throwing food and assaulting someone would have the police on her side when police are already have protocol to look at the cameras first before arresting someone.
Or that if she threw the milkshake at the 'service worker', her food would magically appear at her table. Sure Karen, assaulting wait staff makes them work faster. Karen brains are absolutely devoid of logic.
Some people don't see reasoning past their rage.
Karen's always think they are right.
@@reinasherman8009 Main Character Syndrome
I'm no Cop,but if you're sitting there with a super smug grin whilst talking to me,you're DEFINITELY trying to sell me some 🐂💩 and,hate to break it to you, I AIN'T buying...
Story 3 - Nicely done OP. I seriously don’t understand why people think it’s their right to hit or slap people when they don’t get what they want.
Because some people think they're above anyone who does a "lowly retail job", when those people definitely aren't, they're so far below those they belittle the meter has long since broken
It's like a slave master creaking a whip. If they scare you then they control you.
@@girl1213Wow! I'm going to remember that. Well said!
It's how she got attention at five, throwing a tantrum and smacking people Her permissive parents never said "NO!" or gave her a well-deserved spanking. 🤨
Sliced turkey story: At least Karen didn't hit you with the turkey. Too bad the turkey probably had to be thrown out at that point.
Milkshake assault story: I hope Karen also enjoyed going hungry that night, because I doubt the police fed her at the jail.
Slap assault story: Well done OP!!! That was a great line about the devil saying Karen was up. I'll have to remember it. But good move in getting the kid to call his parents. Even better that Karen wound up with an involuntary psych hold. Wow!
Package story: Agreed! But I wouldn't throw her stuff in the trash. I wouldn't call her either. I'd just take anything back to the post office the next day and let them return it to Amazon or wherever and let her deal with that.
"The garden where I used to grow my f***s has been paved over!" I died at this one!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need this on a shirt NOW!!!!!
I can't wait until retirement, so I can pave over my garden of F's, content in the knowledge that I will no longer have to tolerate the Karens of the world of customer interaction. Four more years, baby, then the garden of F's is toast.
👍👍 to the OP in story 3, standing up for the kid. He didn't have to but he did.
Story 1: I AGREE WITH OP!!! Entitled Meat Karen, AMERICA WAS BORN FROM MANY DIFFERENT PLACES!!! Some even come here for a better life!!! One of my great-relatives came from Sweden so I appreciate her for finding a better life because if she didn’t do that, some of my family wouldn’t even be born!!! And I’m very appreciative and grateful her for it despite not knowing her!!
I hate it when people throw around the "melting pot" BS. I was born in the midwest. Guess what that makes me? A NATIVE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Let's stop using this nonsense language that these wokies have pushed on us.
Maybe if there weren't any entitled people, the world would be a better place....
One of the reasons i like AMERICA DIFFERENT CULTURES AND FOOD mostly the food
Yes! We are all descended from immigrants, it's only a matter of generations or years.
Even the Native Americans came here across the Bering Strait(sp?).
Always satisfying when they get charged with resisting arrest as the cherry on top.
Story 4: I was wondering why Karen was being so insistent on everything except actually grabbing the package herself, and then it turns out she is that lazy. And based on the instructions, you'd think she was ordering super important, but it was just beauty products
And no doubt those "beauty products" don't do her a bit of good. The old saying about pigs and lipstick comes to mind. 😅
It's dildo.
For mislabelled parcel, should return it to seller. As she would no be able to prove who she was.
Story 2: people gotta stop saying "sorry" to a-holes when not required.
Don't act subservient. Be calm and assertive and state the simple facts: "I. Do. Not. Work. Here."
If they persist, ask whether they have a caregiver who can assist them, or a number to call to get them back home.
Or pull the uno reverse and treat them like the servant they think you are.
My favorite revenge for when people complain about people not speaking English is to respond in a foreign language or Lenape.😂
I know enough sign language vocabulary to embarrass a Karen.
Story 2 - Why do people think that throwing things at others when they don’t get what they want doesn’t come with consequences?
Because to them, throwing things is supposed to intimidate you into submission. You're supposed to go on your knees and beg for forgiveness from them. 😑
She never progressed mentally past her five-year-old tantrums.
Just reminds me of “This bitch empty.” “YEET”- 🤾♀️
@@girl1213oh, so true...pathetic
I once got a random package delivered to my house by mistake. Since the label had the sender's phone number on it I was able to call and explain. Turns out she had meant to send it to blah blah boulevard but wrote blah blah street, which is my address. It was a couple neighborhoods over. The sender lived in an entirely different state so I offered to take it to the correct location. She was super apologetic for the mistake and thanked me about twenty times for taking it. Totally different from the insane karen in story 4.
I actually had a co-worker that was just like the Karen in the last story. She would cuss, belittle and mistreat the kindest people who helped her. I had to quit my job because I could not stand being around her. 4 years I work with her in the same office. I had to seek professional help because of the constant trauma I faced every day.
Story 3: Loved that part about the Devil groaning "Oh God! She's up!"
Story 2: Anger issues much? Throwing a milkshake at people is NOT how people will help you.
I've now concluded that Karen's have x-ray vision.... *sweatdrops*
If she did that in Ireland, Karen would get a bunch of fives in her face.
That last story - I'd be so thankful if someone did that for me. I've had a number of packages sent to me that never arrived, and I have no idea what happened to them. Probably thrown away or kept
UPS, FEDEX, and other delivery services are karenizing ... karenating? ... me with their refusal, despite the sign on my door AND the delivery instructions printed on the package saying to ring the bell when dropping off. Not to wait for me to answer, not to place it into my hands, but to let me know that I need to come to the door so that the porch pirates do not walk off with my $14,000 prescription! Yet somehow, the moment it takes to go dingdong is too much to ask.... I hate having to request signature required delivery, but heck: they've brought it on themselves!
@@Highly-censored Are porch pirates common occurrence in the US? Why don't you have locked gate on your home? In my country, we _always_ have locked gate, and the delivery people always put packages inside the gate and push it further inside, out of reach of (casual) porch pirates.
@gorilladisco9108 A locked gate would be found on a fence. We only have those on the back yard. Porch pirates are far too common and, in fact, often bold enough to follow delivery vehicles to get the fresh pickings. I have not yet been visited by one, but ringing the bell would certainly help in preventing it happening. The last guy who ignored my sign asking to ring sent me a text message at 5pm, advising me that my medications had been delivered -- at 7am! So, he was okay with letting my stuff sit there for 8 hours. He's had also been content to ignore the shipper's instruction on the label to "ring doorbell and leave package." His company got a very irate call from me. I hope from the shipper, too.
@@gorilladisco9108in my country, it's a practise to not leave the package, if the reciever is not home they take the packade and come back later.
@@onerva0001 Well, that's suck for everybody who works 9 to 5.
Story 3: Karen even admitted to OP that people all over the place tell her they don't work there...this one really is crazy...good riddance to bad garbage!
Story 4: Honestly I would have just taken the package back to the post office and told them it's the wrong address so they should return it to Amazon (Yup I am THAT petty with a Karen)
With Story 4, I would've taken it another step and called the cops. I have a strange package with unusual delivery instructions that Karen is calling "Medicine" despite it being some sort of "cosmetic product". Even if it's from Amazon, it raised quite a few red flags in my head.
Final Story - Wooow. OP handled that amazingly well IMO. I also love how the maintenance guys took their time moving just to piss off Karen even more.😂😂😂😂
Story 2. If someone throws a drink on you, hug them and don't let them go.
Story 2. There's no telling how many times she has gotten away with assaulting people before she finally found a police officer who held her accountable.
Last story - I really, REALLY hope OP's company DOES get another package for her. Although since he told her he would throw it out, it would be better to return it to Amazon for "not at this address" for self-protection.
Yeah, that’s I’m hoping for too😂😂😂😂
Yeesh some people. You try to help them and be polite only to get yelled at
First story: Some poor turkey died for that 😢
Godspeed little turkey. 🫡
@@mondenkindqueen May he Rest In Peace
Story three had me laughing out loud. "OK, I helped"😂😂😂
Story 2: what I wouldn't give just to see what that woman's face looked like the second she realized that she was the one who was getting in trouble😂
S1. Maybe English comprehension should be a compulsory lesson for Karens?
S3. I've got that garden or rather it's a field of ducks that have flown. But this OP? You're a damn legend! Well provoked and perfect outcome.
6:20 "that Karen totally lives in her own world" - well, hopefully not for the next 6-12 months, assuming those were misdemeanor charges.
Story 1: my first reply to her comment about nobody knowing English would be, "Well, you understand English just as well as she does, because I've told you multiple times I DON'T WORK HERE. Comprende? Verstande? UNDERSTAND-DA-ENGLISH, DUMMY?"
ALL Narcissist believe they do NO wrong and always in the right. They believe they are the only soul watching humanity as characters are born to serve them.
The last story? I would have just taken the package back to the PO to return to Amazon.
Story 4: after _that_ call, I'd have put the package in the nearest USPS mailbox, and if it ended up in my PO box again, I'd hand it over to the desk clerk to let them deal with her.
Story 1 - Yeah OP is right, that Karen was definitely TA. And with everything going up in price nowadays we can’t afford to waste money.
As spring approaches, will we be getting green grass and flowers under the tree and in the house's garden?
I just wanna say that OP of story 3 is my hero.
Heh, speaking of karens being arrested, I read a reddit not long ago of a woman whose mother in law decided to call the cops because her husband, the mother-in-law's son, refused to divorce her and "come home". The MIL was apparently screaming that the woman was "kidnapping her son" and "holding him hostage".
LOL IN the end, the MIL got arrested, and got charged with assaulting a police officer, because the woman was ordered to leave, refused to leave and was trying to smash the glass on the door of the house to get in, cop went to stop her, and the woman grabbed one of the pieces of glass and stabbed the cop's arm when he grabbed ahold of her arm to pull her away from the door.
I would have wrote WRONG ADDRESS -- RETURN TO SENDER on the package and taken it to a post office that first day on my way home and then told the Karen that's what I did with her package when she cam in the second day.
Please do some i DO work here lady soon! I miss hearing those stories
I would love to one day read where someone responded to someone who threatens to fire someone who doesn't work for them by shooting as loudly as possible, "Alright! I have had it! Get someone else because...I QUIT!" And then they would pretend to storm off. I bet that would just leave the threatening Karen sputtering and wondering who to threaten next to get whatever they wanted done when you'd just taken the whole reason for them to try and intimidate you(as if you'd actually worked there) and quit on them! Lol!
Story 2 calling karen out was great
You read my story! Thanks so much.
Which one was it? 😊
@@heathermiller5765 The "anorexic gorgon" one.
Story 2: Karen should be grateful that all she stupidly decided to throw was a milkshake. Can you imagine if it was red wine? If cops saw what looked to be OP stained with fresh blood, they'd have Karen on the floor in no time.
Story 4: I have a great line for people like this. "The only reason people will visit your grave is to piss on it."
Poor turkey and milkshake... if you dont want your food, I love milkshakes and other people would love the turkey. Just share, dont throw it on the ground...
The alley cats could have eaten that turkey.
Story 2 she gets arrested for resisting arrest and she doesn't describe it? Sinfull!
Woman is lucky in that last story. I would have put: Return To Sender.. on her package and let her deal with Amazon 😂😂
Ah, how I love to see the so-smug looks on the Karens - "Ha! I got my way! You're done!" - get utterly WIPED away... Replaced by Shocked Pikachu Face, when THEY are hauled away!
It is SO ANNOYING when people tell Karens, "I'm sorry." Don't be. Don't say that. It empowers them. The proper response when a Karen grabs you is, "Unhand me, foul beast!"
“Back! Back to the pits from whence you came!”
Story 3: OP's F garden hasn't been totally paved over, he cared enough to help a young guy deal with a Karen.
He's using containers.
If I was at that store in Story 1 and I saw Karen just toss that turkey on the trash, if it wasn't fit for humans, and they didn't use something unsafe for animals on the floor, I'd take it home to my dogs and cats. They wouldn't care how the turkey was sliced
The devil says "O GOD SHE'S UP" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#2 - story doesn't say how old the kids are, but I'll bet they are young enough to be removed from her custody - permanently. I hope to hell they were.
And old enough to realize what Mom is doing is not okay
Third story: hopefully karen was doing the "thorazine shuffle" during her stay in the squirrel factory... 😎
I call it "Casa Del Whacko".
S2: I can just imagine OP just casually dodging those flying objects with a smirk on his face and quipping n the fly like it's just another day at the office.
That Karen was a couple dilithium crystals short of full power.
Story 1: Her: WHY DO YOU HIRE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH?
Me: DO {YOU} SPEAK ENGLISH? ENGLISH MOTHER DUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? ANSWER MY QUESTION! DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
Story 4: Her: You better bring me my package! it's important!
Me: If it's important you're going to drop that attitude right now, or I'm throwing it away and pretending I've never heard of you. Those are you're options. Choose.
An IDWHL after visiting a place people would Fall head over heals to propose at. Sweet and yes this is the US side of it
First story: how about you LISTEN IN ENGLISH!
Second story: didn't you notice that i had JUST STOOD UP!
Third story: strike me, you'll be lucky to still be vertical
Forth story: i need to do what again, why? I would have hung up way before most of this convo!
You're inconvenienced... hold up, got to find my microscopic violin 🎻
Be sure to make the Karen’s life hell without being caught lol
If anyone has a problem receiving their packages from Amazon, they need to call Customer Service. The drivers are no help and too busy to care. If you receive someone else's package and it's for a neighbor, just give it to them and tell them to call Customer Service. If you get a package with the wrong address that's from a different block, then it's yours to keep. It's up to the customer to call Customer Service and straighten out the issue.
The biggest crime is wasting a perfectly good milk shake 😅
Karen in the restaurant story obviously doesn't know how the accusation of theft Works since she didn't pay for the food, the food was still technically property of the restaurant until she paid her bill at the end. Not to mention you don't throw things at employees when you want service
The Satan bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Story 1: oh yeah, Karen? And whose side do you expect the police to take when they see OP covered in milkshake? 🙄
That 1st Karen really was just the Würst!
Last story: i used to pick up the office mail from our local PO, something like this parcel arrived sometimes, I just wrote across the front "not at this address, return to sender". Problem solved!
First story:karen throwing a milkshake at OP gets her an assault charge along with resisting arrest so tuff luck for her.
Wow that Karen are is going away for a looong time for assaulting a minor.
yeah, I was waiting for him to demand she prove she was the person the package was addressed to...
You don’t have to worry about seeing that fourth Karen, you’ll hear her long before you even have to lay eyes on her
“I had enough at this point.”
Said about 4 minutes after OP should’ve had enough.
Why do people entertain idiots like this OP did?
Just say “no”, hang up and dismiss everything that happens after that. Even ignore cops and their job if they are sicced on you.
Just say to cops “here’s her crap that was misdelicered. Now make her leave me alone or I’ll file harassment charges on the beast.”
Short, sweet and no BS taken.
Some people are F A R too forgiving and take way more crap than they should.
And those people give Karen’s more power and more anger.
So they’re pretty much just as bad as the Karen’s.
I can't believe it been 3years since I found you Fluff best 3years.❤❤❤❤❤
Story 3: would've loved to watch that, or even a re-enactment
I was once mistaken for an employee by a Karen in a store when I was wearing sweats and a Bigfoot shirt.
For the package situaiton, unless it's your neighbor or someone you know, never contact someone about their package, give it back to the Post Office or Courier and let them deal with it. Trust! Sometimes when you think you're helping, you're not. Less is more.
For the last story, a fitting action would be to take the package back to the Post Office, advise that this was intended for someone else not at THIS address, and to return to sender.
Last story... as soon as she began screaming at me, I would just tell her that I'm returning out to the post office with "Adressee Unknown"
The guy looking for a new coffee pot was a scream. He pushed all the right buttons on that Karen. For someone to do what Karen did in that store is proof she was more than a few bricks shy of a full load. She needed that stint in the psych hospital.
If Karen didn't like how the person in the deli sliced the turkey, why didn't she just buy a turkey and slice it herself. Deli workers often ask how someone wants the meat sliced. Maybe she should have told the deli worker how she wanted the turkey sliced. Instead, she gets bent out of shape and wastes meat someone else would have gladly accepted.
Why did Karen get all bent out of shape when her mail ended up in another PO Box? She was told why it happened and that the person was nice enough to contact her instead of keeping the package. If that happens again, they should take the package to the window and tell the employee it isn't their package. That way the lady can deal with the USPS nightmare for herself.
Third story:if anyone needed to call the police it should have been OP for karens shinagins.
If you're in a store, wearing plaid shorts a band t shirt and crocs, why, just why do the think you work there? How does a human, even with bad eyesight, think you're at work? How? Just how? Stupidity must be catchy. Beware!
Story 3: I would’ve loved to see this one!😹
Not serving food is in fact NOT theft.
🎶 my milkshake brings the cops to the store. Their handcuffs are tighter than yours. Yes the handcuffs are tighter than yours 🎵